The evening world. Newspaper, August 3, 1911, Page 14

ORE RT Pot RRNPTRORERIN The Even: Morid. whed Dally Except Sundgy by the Prose Publishing Company, Nos. 63 to 63 ; ark Row, New York. J, ANGUS SHAW: nd Treas., JOSEPH PULITZER Junior, Se 63 Parl 0" 63 Park Row. Entered at the Fost-Oftice at New, You as Second-Claws Matter a4 Bubseription Rates to‘ evening | lor England and th pring’ qi Fats eOrld for the United States | An Counttien in the International Te Evening Wor ld Daily Maga i by The Preas Publ lor war zine, Thursday, Hehing Go (Thi New Yort Word), ae WwHar KIND Sayings of.... MRS. SOLOMON Being the Confessions of the Seven Heundredth Wife. One Yeti rrrrccc sees OG] One Nears meee: cou. Ogg | || ARE Founs Jor OF 4 Jone ae Lette By Helen Rowland, ne Me » 9.551 She Aon ni — . , TLAFFIN’ AT, J Coprtiaht, 1011, by The Press Pablishing Co, (The New York Worlt). VANES LEE CAAA MIO UU Ra neg \ es SuPPodse PERFECT husband, who can find one? icra lla is ve ONE BILL WELL STILLED. courthouse on wh < left of City Hall Park ought to give the Dill well stilled Iw the ell bill home-rule vy Sti It is n Vublie opinion has shown exceptional unanimity in backing up its final quietus, Mayor in this instance of park protection. But the o: ard it seems to have been rather a close shave at that. The fact was never more ominously evident than it is to-day that eternal vigilance is the price we must pay for the preservation of our city breathing spaces, especially those which, like the already sadly diminished City Hall Park, are life-saving oases in the crowded centres where any real estate deal is a matter of millions. i Take Washington Square, for example. was urg Periodically the em- nattled citizens in that locality have to make a united stand and fire , the shot of vehement protest heard ‘round the world of politics and graft. Within a year past the town has risen practically on masse against | the tentative proposition of the National Academy of Design to erect | + y vt tral Park. 3 a new Fine Arts Building in C ab inch of yar ground for building site! is the people's cry, in no uncertain voice. And yet, see what heppens: | The Maine memorial monument is to be placed at the Eighth avenue and Fifty-ninth street entrance to Central Park, where the | Columbus monument already occupies quite as much space as can, reasonably be sacrificed to adornment. Aside from the question of | practicability, it would seem an offense against artistic symmetry | to make two monuments stand where only one was\ originally pro-| vided for. The fact that the Municipal Art Commission has approved the plans of the Maine structure will not tend to strengthen public Cupid’s Dead Letter Office xe Illustrated by Eleanor Schorer By Nixola Greeley-Smith Copyright, 1011, by ‘The Prese Publishing Oo, (The New York World). From Miss Edythe Jones (aged 17) to Her Mother. 1 knew. and I could feel that he knew. A For his price is far above Stect stock. The heart of his wife rejoiceth in him, and he MeciN — Shall have no lack of encouragement. AYOR GAYNORS ROWLAND He worketh willingly with his hands and bring | : home ALL his sheketa on Saturday night. swith cain He riseth without having to be called and taketh the ice off the dumb- legislative scheme bari to build the new f And started the kitchen range. He considereth hia wife, and kisseth her OCCASIONALLY, Sia days of the week doth he labor for his money, and upon the sew enth docth odd jobs about the house for RELAXATION. With his oton hands he runneth the lawn mower and washeth the dog. He layeth hia hands to the parlor curtains and putteth up the portierca. Ile buttoneth his wi, dresses wp the back, WITHOUT mutteringe. Ne putteth the cat out by night. He ts not afraid of the cook. His ashes fall not upon the carpet, and his cigarette burneth not holes in the draperies For he doeth hie amoking in the atabdle. He weareth everlasting socks and seweth on his own buttons. His overcoat doeth him TWO seasona. Yet, when he ventureth abroad with his wife he donneth a DRESS SUIT without grumbling. The grouch knoweth him not and Ais breakfast always pleaseth him. His mouth te fled with praises for his wife's cooking. He doth not expect CHICKEN BALAD from left-over veal, nor the making of lobster patties from a ham bone. His wife i@ known in the gates, when she sttteth among the offcere of her club, bythe fit of her gowns and her imported hate. He luncheth mea- \ rely upon a ham aandwich and a glase of deer that he may string her. with fine jewels. He grumbleth not at the dille. He openeth hie mouth with praises and NOTETH her new frock. Ané the word of flattery is on Ais tongue. He perceiveth not the extetence of | OTHER women. The club and the corner cafe they know him not, for he drinketh not things by day nor “seeth things by night.” He may be TRUSTED to mati a letter. Lo, many men have I met in the world, but NONE ke unto HIM. Yet have ye all seen him—in your DREAMS! Selah! + —Notes That— Crossed In the Maik ‘ i ; OTHER, DEAREST: You remember that long, | __ I feel as if Ife could never hold another moment 40 breath!eas, so intense. confidence in that body cither as a bulwark against encroachment M Teauteal talk we had that first day I came |Of course, I described him to everybody I knew that day, but nobody seemed on the city’s domains or as watchdog over its possessions of taste home from school, when you sald you hoped 1| Able to Identify him from my description, And then last night we went to an, — By Alma Woodward — and beauty. Anyway, here is another corner chipped off the Park, and what can you do about it? Nor is that all. The Aldermen have passed an appropriation would never be afraid to tell you anything I thought or felt or wanted, and that when the one supreme experi- ence of life came to me I must make you my confidante and friend, and not think of ypu as an unsympathetic, old open air performance of “As You Like It," that was given for the benefit of the Methodist church. (or the lawn, rather). He recognized me at once, and after the performance was over Madge’s Inmagine how I felt when I saw him walk on the stage Copyright, 1911, by The Pres Publishing Oo. (The New York World). lea Ethel Jones to Her| From Eleanor Frown to Ethel Gorgon? aunt, who had gotten up the whole thing, introduced him to me. He eaid: | ‘ ‘ of $85,000 to pay for a central fire-alarm station, to he built on the And you maid I was never to foc! that any reason or] “T think I have sean this young tady before,” In the most wonderful, boom: | Friend May Smith. Jones. Next Day. i ” obstacle tn the world would keep you from helping me | !"® voice. EAREST May: I have the greatest THEL Darling: Just heard from Pye aee tHe O1d park: stable on one of the. transverse roads, An 7 to my heart's destre once I was certain of what it was. You remember that line of Virgil's that actually reproduces the sooming |) piece of news for you! May of your wonderful success isolated spot is required for this purpose, so that the station may i Dear little mother, I have seen it. T have seen Him, | #ound of the sea that It descclbesy Well, his voice made those commonplace | ‘The other afternoon Mre. Black tn "Carmen" and ‘“Pagilacé." not be end: ered by i ™ i * “ And now you must keep your promise. English words sound just like that. : called on mother and heard me aing.| My! We are all proud of you, not Indanger ‘d ya possiblo conflagration, as would be the case a Inn't St perfectly wonderful? Pon't you think I'm| That's all he sald, dear mother, because just then Madge's mother camo She simply went into raptures over my'| kitten, I can't get over it at all. When in a built-up neighborhood. ‘This “listens” fairly well as a work- NIXOLA. the lucktest girl in the world? When I started on this| UD and sald she had « hesdache, and would we mind going home right away? | voice and inalsts upon my going im-| we were at school toxether I itt ing excuse—and there are plenty of others equally good for similar | CPEEEY* SMITH visit to Madge T certainly never thought it would deter-| But, of course, we shall meet again. Madge says she thinks he must be mediately to Signor Tomatl to have| dreamed that you would, one day, bea {mine my whole life—that one afternoon I should go into a little country drug | forty years old, and that he fooks like @ wiiower to hei it tried. great prima donna. purposes. At this rate, it may not be long before tie answer to the query, When is a park not a park? will be: When it is in Manhattan. obo aerial figure) FLIGHTS FOR WOMEN. , WOMAN AVIA- TOR, Miss Har-| cights, altitude! flights and landing tesis yreseribed by the Aero Club at Mineola, has received the offi- riet Quimby, hav-| 1 license as a sky pilot. She is the first of her sex in America ing successfully | negotiated the to Ping down this winged honor. But there are other lady-bird | a us to say) flitting over the Hempstead field, and of the total flock of | twenty-two mono- and biplanes now assembled there, four or five| are piloted by women, from whom licenses cannot muc! longer | i pais ‘ Mr. Jarr Hears the Plot of a Domestic Comedy Called “Taming of the Shrew” (Harlem Version) withheld, Skipper Quimby says she is now “going in for everything in aviation that the men have done—altitude, speed, endurance and| the rest.” She will also compete with them in races, | All this mastery of the aeroplane was won in thirty-three lessons | -—practical, not by correspondence. Withal, flying seems to come easier than voting. | UR naturalist netghbor, Ernest UR citizens noted with interest the | Thompson Seton, appears, ac- O other day that Willian J. smith cording to the public prints, to had peeked out from under the be trying to get his little dog | bed to see what was golng on politioalls Skookum in ahead of Mayor | Ie only beheld R. Jay and Jim, being Gaynor of New York's little dog Spot. |the same kind of @ Democrat as Johnny We think BE. T. 8. is pretty smart, bus |Aenen; our versatile iceman, de is not in it with Mayor Gaynor, who, —————— while not a Boy Scout, ts @ toe | Fe OR years our corner of Cos Cob has had no apples, though trees are plenty, ‘Dhl year, thanks to the es. tablishment of five hives of industrious |bees in the tree belt, the trees are well « pound of Fox and Hawk. Bone think Skookum a prettier name than Fpot, but to us tt only more svilables seems to have - jladen, The hot spell cooked the harvest ATUR ors a vaouum, |apples on the bougiis ao they have re- N has ta Highweyman | mained rotting on the trees, where dis Macdonald and {8 raising a splen-| solute wasps swarm to become tnebrl. 614 crop of rag-weed, plantains, &c., on | ated on the fermented jus the Post re ere he failed to plant anything after ploughing it up last psn't se w ye October, It is also trying to help out he tiple HE rain de thing any more when it scends to fall the man named Potter, who runs the cond trolley for Mr. Mellen and who has been four months paving a thousand feet of ape Sauah Gane | ow Phoenix No. merce on our track without finishing it, He has spent 10 r ents enough money already in lanterns and shores, this Week bringing mate: oll marking the places where the autos |rial to enlarge the powerhouse, oe © to pay for the job, All this| which Mr, Mellen expects to run every the town gave the rail-|thing his railroad has except the 1c 1 ng paid for it. talature, npet vines are in blossom, IANUS La Hose No, 1 “fh * the latest plant to leave M is having fair to pay i out in the spring, but it mak the $2,000 it owe ts auto en- e@mends in strength and beauty, Thelgine. If pdople who fires would ® 4 scarlet blossoms attract thelonly have some water nd the boys humming birds and s beceme doubly deeoiative, 4 could put them out in buinok ean ators (or esses, perhaps the Dictionary of Aeronautics will have | to be next ye | store for @ glass of soda and come away with the knowledge that I had met my fat I have Just read that sentence over, and I got the giggies, for it sounds exactly as if I had fallen in love with the soda clerk. But he's an actor, mother, Not @ leading man yet, though he expects We did not speak in the drug store, of course. We just looked and looked |at each other. What do you think, mother? Does Ao you think father would permit me to marry an actor? I know he would if he could have seen him as he stood there in that scene in the forest of Arden with the moonlight streaming down on his face. Please write to me as soon a8 you absolutely aure of my feelings, and thet His name ts Cyril, he sound like x widower to yout And/ “i915 the greatest in the clty, you know, and she knews one of his pupils, | #0 she haa eome pull. Oh, May, I'm ao excited! I decided whether I'll eing Mic song from “Carmen,” or Nedde's “Bird Solo.” Just imagine little me having my | voice tried by the great Signor Tomat!! Aren't you proud of me, child? With lots of love, ETHEL. | From May Smith to Eleanor Brown. Same Day. ‘\D‘am Eleanor; What do you | | think? I got @ letter from Ethel this morning that nearly floored | me. Signor Tomatt, the great vocal teacher, simply raves over her voice and 1s going to put her on at the Metropolitan next season. | He hasn't decided yet whether her receive this. And remember that I am Copyright, 1011, (The ‘The Prose Publishing Co, | tella me @ blue eye is the best present; yw York World), to make your vife stay in the house. “But YOU surely wouldn't have done anything lke that?" sald Mr. Jerr. “It ts only mit men that I am ‘Drave,” eaid Gus, sinking his voice to ‘a whisper. ‘My brother Meyer, what lives in the Bronx and plays @ clart- net, THERE 1a a feljer!”” And Gus drank @ silent toast to his brother Meyer. “How does your brother Meyer man- | age?” asked Mr. Silver, You going to git) “He has a vife vot te almost Ike my hitened?” asked) Tena.” said Gus. “But my brother! Gus of Mr. Silver, | Meyer he won't have auch foolishness o they say," |Decause he {8 a moosican and has to said the Dride-|pPractise on hts clarinet. He has to 4: we s groom-elect, simu-| ave Ro bother and aggervation, you Yj >» PB dating « soytul ex.) know.” Ved # presalon. “His mind must be tranquil that he ROY “We all got to| may Invoke sweet music's strains?” MOCARDELE kit horned; we all) Suggested Mr Jarr By Roy L. McCardell. US, the popular and genial (eome- ( . times) praprietor of the cafe on the corner, came over and sat down at the table with Mr, Jar and the ence dashing bachelor, Jack Sil- ver. Vot's dia T heart “Sure!” replied Gus. ‘The clarinet ft hits my brother Meyer's vife mit the top of her head and the doctors has to get her turtle shell combed out mit the pulltkens.”’ “With what?” inquired Mr, Jerr and Mr. Silver together. “With pullikens, the pinchere to pull things out mit," explained Gus. “After that my brother Meyer's vife sbe smiles all the time and ehe says she hears birds singing in her ears. She looks out the vinders all night all the time and sings in Cherman, quiet like, to the sky ‘A star gazer? ventured Mr. Jarr ," wald Gua “My brother Meyer don't have no trouble no more and his vife cooks good and keeps tn the house all the time and never eaya @ word to him except to ask if she can do any- thing to please him.” “If you admire his method why didn’t you pattern by it? ed Mr, Jarr. “Well,” satd Gus, “I did buy my Lena the bfg turtle shell comb, but when I kot to ait dead; we| “That's tt," said Gus, "So he atn't all got to git marr ‘said Gus, die-|martied long when he hits his vife| ally. “Vot's the u mit the clarinet because he wants to Yh, 1 say! sald Mr, Silver, “are|¥® peaceable.” Br those your congratulations” | "Does he achieve his purpose?” asked “My Lena seos me at the Plattdeutsen | MP Silver Volksfest at Schuetgen Park by Oonton | ———— —— ~ Hill,” Gus went on, not he quiry, and | ¢ the bank, for Tam such a dummkopt J tell her, Ana I'm gone, Y mtb By John L. Hobble Mr. Jarre winked at Mr, Silver to ine | °¢ The Hedgeville Editor brought the nightstick upstalre one tino she took it away from me and hit me 2 tee iy, Shee, AAS Tess Ne Copyright, 1911, by The Pros Publishing Co. (The New York World), uragemenit ; 5 EF 8 Biri dont think it is womething away our wife's second husband wil iret my Lena she ie st#lish, end ov & tragedy when the tailor spoils | weep because we are gone. she won't Hve over the lquor store, | her dress she 1s entirely too much ov a | eee Gus went on. “We get a flat my Lena | man. HY should man, with all his tntet- Mkes, but 1 can't sleep after I come — lect, be ashamed when even home on account of a lady upstairs \\YOU can afford the thing that will) bqusts have thelr fatlins'? what at 5 rinks and a genttoman down-| 2 bring you the most happiness e is wife, and my Lena | you can borrow the munny to buy It. kes Us move aWay because she J, mayde, 1 take advice by the Gentleman what beats his wife, for he ss what beats EV, FROST says we snould tive ao. that years after we lave passed ee een KE REYNOLDS says that ef a good | i idee should to David Craum's ot tt would find his brain sufferin’ bm indigestion. sibp ANNO a8 genet A. debut is to be made in “Carmen” or they will never, never change “Pagilace!.” Think of {t! Ethel at the Metro- ___Yendly, EDYTHE. | poutan. Ian't tt wonderfulf. Yours MAY. I suppose you've been studying with Signor Tomat! for a long time without Jetting any one know—clever darling. But now that you're at the top, dol forget the old friends. And once in & while I suppose you could throw a couple of seats my way, couldn't you? Fondly, ELBANOR. Signor Tomati to Ethel! Jones. Y Dear Miss Jones Yesterday, M when I have try your voice, the ni t Was not mine to tell you what ft is t 8s ay 1 write the | which I could not say with my Ups. My dear Miss Jo never, never, NEVER tn this life will music to your throat come. It {s sorrow and sad to me to tell you the news—but !t has to be necessary You are a nice young lady, very. And !f with much careful you study to be a good cook, the husband will come to you soon, I am certain. And with a phonograph and planola you will two of you be content. Tt ‘se with regret, keen like a knife edge, I tell you your voice !s rotten! MARTINI TOMATI. | in haste, ° | mit ft, and she won't let me got a clar-| inet.” | “Then you must submit to fate,” said “Made” a ERE ts a set of rules that mage Mr. Silver somewhat sadly. “Was shere| FY the fortune of a famous beauty never any other way out?" | shop: Not after you marry ‘em," said Gus,| Do not keep your customer waiting In “only this: You know when I'm asked| the anteroom until he is entitled to to have something I chinerally say ‘I's |@!Ve you blue streaks and black epl- take a cigar,’ and when the customer | thets. 1s gone I put it back in the box. But I| ‘And when I was a young feller, tending | Customers unless they make friendly bar in West Hoboken, I get to like aj @dvances tobacco out there they cal! ‘Plankroad| Never address a new patron es “my Mixture.’ My Lena tells mo !f she{ dear’ or “dear! It Is poor business knowed I'd oke tobacco like that sne| etiquette and some natures resent fa: would have never married me.” | miliar address. “Where can you get it?” asked Mr.| The condition of the waiting roqn al- Stiver, eagerly. “The ‘Plankroad Mix. Ways reflects the condition of the busl- ture, I mean? I lost one girl by smok-/ness. On busy daye a neatly kept and ling slgarettes too feverishly and extea. tastefully furnished anteroom containing sively, so I must avoid smoking tohecco Pictures, books and late magazines may Nea thar ia nine hold: beck the otherwise hurried and Tia wiv Sti a packaan ve | Testless ones. : Bae oo gta five /“Spvery instrument ehou:d be washed nivale gal Cli and sterilized as often as it i used “Oh, T wouldn't think ef. smoking 3 ne supply of Mnen should be abun- ab ig omenatva to the de factories dant and every oustomer should be en- of the ladies!" sald Mr. Silver, "But fe: | titled to three fresh napkins, me see the package Every manicure employed must repre- 3, the factory’s name is on ity’, sent in her own finger nails the art of said Gus, as he brought tt over which she is capable And Mr, Silver, possibly to make sure| Every hatrdresser employed must rep- of avoiding It, took down the maker's | resent in her own colffure the art of jname and address. | which she is capable. A Set of Rules That Be polite and businessiike, but do not | Uke my pipe to smoke by the house, | {vite familiar conversation with your Beauty Shop |Dloyees without integrity are discharged without notice. Each operator keeps @ tally of all pay checks, and the cashter will sort the [checks by number. The amounts are |Compared each week, and each assistant |may know what commission 1s coming to her. Promotion depends on the alze of com missions. On Jan. 2 each year the one with the largest annual commission \4 raised $5, the one next in order $4, and |so down the scale. Every efficient em- Ployee 1s raised not less than $1 The percentages are arranged in such & way that each employes will have an equa! chance and the same incentive Except in case of sickness or calain- ity, no employee who voluntarily takes @ vacation during the busiest part of the season will ever be re-enployed or recommended for re-employment. Customers’ complaints are carefully looked up and @o not militate against employees until all conditions are known,—Chicago ‘Tribune. “Old=New”’ Inventions. NE of the leading manufacturers 1 has kept in close touch with PD las well as present, history ennai... EE All apprenticed complexion “doctors” | nags, notes the interesting ee te Oe | HE most northerly coal mine in the| NO charge accounts with men oF ‘ciple a# that employed to-day tn the | | world $s that worked in Advent; Women who have not patronized the; sutomobile and in the flying machine, Bay, Spltzbergen. The outcrop | Pariors for halt # year, [says the Top Notcher Maxazine, jot the r ndred fect | .No bills discounted that are three; In August, 18/1, a patent was Issued above se an 8 brought down Months overdue. Interest accruing on for a boat designed to be propelled in jto the shore by a fun ratlway all biils that are more than three;tne water by an alr propeller driven. by | hundred and fifty men are employed ail | months overdue {te engine; and tn July, 1876, a pateng jthe year round, although the bay 18) No-tips accepted by employees and] was granted for an automobile, whore blocked with {ce and inaccessible ships eight months in the year—y jasipleeare ipnome, 8% denandent on it from November to June. Some 6,000| Salaries are raised each year to com- tons of coal were worked last yei petents, with & weekly commission on the maximum output has not. } customers satisfactorily treated. attained, | No spy system or spotters, but em- HSN RT RT ON ORL OAM aT a RS A SR ie engine may be caused to drive either of two alr propellers, one moving the Qutomobtle forward and the other backs ward, ‘Thero ts no record that thie wad ever put to practical use.