The evening world. Newspaper, July 19, 1911, Page 13

Ooo, Look wos Hi Jimmy fon im a‘ Ves, MYATLE IT 13 Quite CHARMING The Evening World Daily Magazine: Wednesday. July 19, Did He Ever TELL You ApouT The Tie | made Him EAT Tne Goup FISH= RAW? SAY! Ne was sick FOR fh week! Fur HIM THEM. WA & Happy DAYS, Howey. @yntan | Hacnaly]( MEQ dimest, You Krovi, 1 You, CYNTHIA * = | SABBEAIN' AWAY HAL WAL HAS im SyQPRiseD AT fA QLEEN Like You VALUABLE Time ON A POOR LITTLE CONCENTRATED SHRIMP LIKE dimeny | Hat BAT Same On You, Hestest HELLO SIMI. you CAL You! ' Ue Re TT! WT! Ww BROTHERS ~ SCHoot <= Jimmy useo To GIT LESSONS FOR ME — HATHA: Smart UTTLe FOOL! \ vseo To TRim Hi \ Sayings GF is 6 4 us y MRS. SOLOMON Being the Confessions of the Seven Hundrecth Wife. Translated By Helen Rowland. Covrriabt. 1011. by The Pree Publishing Oo, (The New York World), Ow verily, my Daughter, since thou yearnest to become like unto MAN, why then canst thou not be a GENTLEMAN? WowianS For lo, I have observed that while thou strivest to imitate all uw man’s follies, yet dost thou cling unto thine OWN foibles. Yea, though thou pinest for the ballot and wearest trousered skirts, though thou talkest in slang and-puffest the deadly cigarette, etill dost thou continue to weep at trifles, to gossip on the summer piazza, to squabble un- ceasingly, to chew gum, to have faith in “bargains,” to collect stamps and to put pins in thy mouth. But a perfect GENTLEMAN doth none of these things. Behold a gentleman doth not TELL, but a woman in her wrath spitteth att she knoweth. She is as a kettle that boileth over. A gentleman doth not LI woman fibbeth for her own amusement. Lo, she giveth all facts the artistic touch of imagination, and the bare truth is as abhorrent unto her as @ bare mantelpicce or a hat without a feather. A gentleman forgetteth not his obligations and holdeth his WORD sa- cred, but a woman maketh promises and engagemente without thought of keeping them, and that which she BORROWETH is gone forever. A gentleman is a FRIEND DE LUXE, but a woman is a friend de con venance. A gentleman keepeth his own counsel, ts silent concerning his enemtes, apeaketh well of ALL women, is not moved to gossip, is broad-minded toward the foolish and generous toward sinners. Yet a woman may be a PERFECT LADY and observe none of these rules. Go to! What 18 there in a man's clothes or his conversation, in his politics or his pastimes worth copying? Ye', if thou searchest diligentiy, thou shalt find in him a FEW virtues worthy of imitation. For even the Serpent had his GOOD POINTS. And nothing greater can the world say of thee than this: “Lo, she is a PERFECT GENILEMAN!" Selah! When Stock Exchange Members Were Fined Gc, than six nor more cents for each of- etion of the presl- h there shill be no bia New York stock broker of] speaking or otherwise shall pay a ninety years ago was fine of not 1 h » for non-attendance at the tend tt 1 the stocks snall be six day, 0 yr ‘ hts, unless sek or out of town or fine of #ix cents. Again, if wanted | excused byt the president, to leave the room witen the board was| Eve nen the “old board imteagaon, Wik we cage: ¢ re the present F past to distinguish it yolations.-had secured able quarters in the Merchants’ Ex- change at Wall and Hanover streets in ers traded in the street ween the ‘calls,’ Book. may 1 go out @ are some of the provisions of penalties which of the pres ne tmposed upon a stack ex- or the violation of any custo ‘k brokers were not as exclusive ph ial Pees Pe Re Not only did the brokers ¢ tie president shall [of the various “boards,” or exchanges, r deal with one another between the calls,’ but they transacted business such tines with anybody and every- fire: under @ buttonwood tree 1 stood not far from the office of Itond at No. 87) Wall er at the corner of Wall cots, leaving the room durs Great Thoughts by Great Minds of the Ages. ght it why he, of all the ation shall not divided at last Into his soul is given to the to othe a ms.—U by labor, pale St eat ri they Phocion, And he would not take th ted by A and he w on being come to his how Klien : Quick money Is never innocent,—Sta- peu Riches does not consist in the pos sexsion, but the use of things—Plu- tareh, Jches change masters every day.— not love gold; A gn extending down to the . foet Impedes the bi impede the 1 men ts rich, “le, too great riches | hungry { who among | Wit ‘who | Plenty.=Clk ja satisfied with wha a Eras- a - mus KINDRED SOULS, If you Itve by Nature yo will never| “You fondle that pug puppy,” com-| f by Opinion never rich | plained the lover, “until Tam ac’ “ally |jeatous of him: Kilon, the Spartan, said that as the | 762 ous of philosopher'« stone tries gold, so riches] “You're all alike, Ses men—Piuiarch This puppy is Je Phocion, when Alexander sent him @ land Plain Dealer, answered Dus of you. save in the interest of a friend; but a Veuavveel Greatest Summer Novel of the Year mere. and bid him come without delay. ot even tr I ask to be left The color had gone. IT can't make you un- stand—but I don't even trust my- look after you, potter than a wat what's your handicap at} haps, Bhe seemed sud- don't: know!" He laughed reassuringly, “49117 ia NO. ALF, | NEVER OUD PENELOPE APovT THE IncivenT OF TH GOun- FISH THEM WAS THE ) HAPPY DAYS 10, Just THe, sames Ww Love and Falsehoods. | ! for the n oF not. whom we actually Belty Vincent really true in la For that t# th ls att So, my dears, if you v “Brushed B the other day in @ train and did not rab this not rude? It wou h if Man seen you, but doubt did not in bis haste. He je'ls His Love, ste to his hat ye writes | for a number of year ways telling me of his you think he is talks #0 much about It? the young man's af you of it. She Flirted, have been flirting with usily enou began to descend the 1 don't know," Casey’s Ball Puzzle. ‘@ the Scrap for a moment t 35 led her bidding to the ex Mais against | to draw h CHAPTER XXIV. » Innocent little Lois Is Obedient. rato jook upon eyes and looked up at rr ome by, the! gift ofa hundred talents, asked thoxe me Jed to come down youre] » nto two © want Is to be tich; not to be ANSWER 70 BOG OF DuTOH ‘ to be well fed; to be content IND THEIR WIVES one has ts the greatest ttle ple don't care where we are," he ‘) e “I have got to go on @ow will you marry me?" & proposal?” She laughed | lane and ove unds Ike it," he into her room to write to Capt, Vand: you wa@p't leave me alone?" whe Then Casey passed around the accom. eninge cock loser to him, disitke more ing Vandermere, an but unimaginative Engits normally healthy type, vod fellow, and a man of breeding- ciroumstances, externally pass: but him which November ght. “You even tn that ‘on said, taking Betty Vincent’s Advice On Courtship and Marriage time teneh people to distrust HEL who signs her letter “D, M."" | writes A man T know brushed by me “IL have known a young man the is ale »ve for me, Do ally true to me if he [do not see why you should doubt tion, merely de- | cause he seems over zealous in assuring GIRL who signs her letter “H. 3." I a young man 1 saw on the street, and a few mornings ago he raised his hat to Ey E. Phillips Oppenheim, walked down the lane, talking toward her, “that we are expected home \{ subdued manner, per+|to play bridge direc h—upon lighter} “I will not be long, must have @ game to-| subjects, And then at the corner, just| She moved off with Saton, turaing us they had passed the entrance to| around with @ ttle farewell nod 4t, they came face to} Vandermere as they passed through nilermere felt her | ate. He took a quiet step toward her, though and from his six feet | frowned angrily at | vhs hat tn his hand Never was ur ston, this strange product of ving about ar 10 BumBESt the foot- a mranger, Miss ear girls, do not tell falsehoods to any one for Y M whom you care. In fact, it is far the better plan hot to tell falsehoods to people, whether you cals Of course I understand there are small social prevart- cations which occasionally seem necessary, as, for ex ample, saying you are “not at home’ when you are im truth merely too tired to receive callers, But the kind ef ‘ falsehoods that start real trouble and misunderstanding e, D are the slight distortions of the truth to those persons for ow i the Kind of falsehoods that wild in us in all thin untruth, It * to belleve we are incapable of saying what fe © person you love to trust you, be truthful, | me when we passed each other. Wit % now be proper for me to ask him ¢@ eal Certainly you should not’ ask the n to call when he has never sluced to you. Your actions | have been reprehensible from the fret, | To Carry Her Wraps. AC who signs her letter “W, L.” writes “Wil you please tell me a girl's wraps when he ts out with her? I know a young man who always takes my coat away from me if I am carrye ing It." Certainly, @ young man should relieve the irl he @ escorting from all wraps jor packages which she may be carry. A GINT, who signs her letter “A, Ht | Whether it Is proper for « man to carry SO DID WE, “T see the Chinese are cutting off thelr pigtatis,”” | “They are 3000 years behind the | times."* No; only about 100, We wore pigtails ourselves up to that\ time,”—Chicago ' Journal. y after tea." she answered, Was It his fancy, or was there indeed 1 In the quick glance which she i thrown him? ‘Then directly afters | ward, while he hesitated, he heard her laugh, Reluctantly he gave up the idea of following them, and swinging himself onto a gate, sat watching the two figs ures climbing the fleld toward the house. CHAPTER XX V, A Last Warning. HBP laugh whioh checked Vane dermere in his firet intention of following Lols and Saton up the field, was scarcely @ mirchful effort. Saton had beat <oward hig companion, and his tone iad been almowt threatening. “You must not look at a a while 1 am with you,” bh. said. You must not look ae though you were ‘ghtened of me. You must seem mused, You must eh,"* She obeyed, It was @ poor effort, but sounded natural enough in the dis unc Come," Saton continued, “you afe ‘ot very kind to me, Lois. You are kind to the man whom you s , » golNg to marry, whom you have | 1 that you love. It has been very t te ly these last few days, Lois. You Bh Be: 1 nt come to me. I have watohed Mad xed upon Lals. “The | ‘or you often.” tense would be 60 dis I coukl not come, she anewered. a art ad pas ay | ‘Lad y has been with me all the : 1 ink that she suspects,” Van n ‘onsetous that Su you are clever enough,” he ] s » “to outwit @ little shapleten wo © that, Hag Rochester been Interfer- ng" . ul If he knew that I even spoke to r 1 »." she answered, “I think that Be ran ould send me away.” , Tt ts not kind of them," he sala, “to | > r 6 so bitter against me.” Sea nt * § nk from him, r y "she sald. “It they I : : t new that I even thought of mar- 1 you, or—or—"* 4 ged his shoulders. ’ , 1 ald, li," he satd, “they know ea x Ay is It Is well for them to know! no harm hae hap- y lan. I saw him to- \ companion, | day home from hunting, 1 Mil, “you will have) ry looked strong and well enough. ‘Tell \ cottame. | ™* Lola." he continued, “has he had . ; } ees ane vine ‘om London the 1 ARE Yan: | days? Tdon't mean gue see and Leat give | Bite see him on busin tes which T think he| Not, {vat T know of," she answereg, he a Bs Khdermere answered, | Saton's face darkened. 2 ttle fly, “I'll watt out here. gre: ‘Remember, Lois,” he added, turning (Te Be Continued.) ) . - ee