The evening world. Newspaper, July 19, 1911, Page 12

+ ner ee — eng eee Can You Beat It? By Maurice Ketten. Evening World Daily Magazine, Wednesday. Ghe ptt aunday by.the Press Publishing Company, Nos. 68 to 63 Published Fy Macept Sun day bythe xi ere guLerent Entered at the Pow-Oftice at New York as Second Cinss Ma Bubseription Rates to ‘Tho uing| For England and the ¢ World for the United States ‘AM Countrjee in. (he Internation z aaSEtS and Canad 0} one Yoar Postal Union 9075 = Bae Xe er eis 40|One Month... Ke We Have NO ICE! ALL SOLD ouT! NIX on ICE! | SAY. Not 4 PIECE LEFT WE ARE CLEANED QUT DY A \ Copyright. 1811, by The Press Publishing Os, (The Now York World), Nhs SORRY - No. 7—Robertson’s “DAVID GARRICK.” are i | DA INGOT was a rich London merchant's only child. Her father i was ignorant of everything except money-making. But he gave ll be h d Ada a good education, and afterward he bitterly regretted that oMbonbd de ingle kts he had done so. For Ada’s oducation included a course in Shakes: in New York waters before | peare. And the study of Shakespeare's plays took her to the theatre. There the end of this week, when | , ehe saw England's foremost actor, David Garrick. the sixteen battleships of arrick’s genius and charm won Ada’s heart. Every time he acted ehe the North Atlantic fleet was in the audience. She thought of him, dreamed of him, with all a young a ae ' girl's {deal hero worship. Old Ingot, who was trying to arrange @ mata WI ETE Ce cred oy between Ada and her hard drinking, thick headed cousin, Dick Chivy, was fenses, testing the value of | furfous at the turn her affections had taken. To his dull mind actors were submarines and torpedo “ Za y 2 Uittle better than vagabonds. He thought money could purchase anything, | 80 he resolved to buy Garrick off. He sent for the actor and explained that Ada had foolishly fallen in r i | love with him without having spoken to him or even having seen him Sen eee Re | except on the stage. ingot went on to offer Garrick « fortune to leave England, this naval sham battle NY aad [Garrick was amused at the odd request. He felt no interest 19 this unknown b the Army has j E J | hopeless infatuation for him her father was describing. Garrick's own 75 ney : already given—given to a girl whose very name he did not know; « “blown in” its appropria- tion money on manoeuvres irl whom he had seen night after night, from the stage, watching his perform- ance with glowing eyes of admiration, His hopeless love for this Unknown made the actor listen the more kindly to Ingot's woes. He even decided to help the bothered old man out of his dilemma, “Mr, Ingot,” he sald, “your daughter 1s safe from me. |} An Unknown i My heart is already given. More than that, I will marty VOLUME 52 oe vee sreeeeeeeeesNO. 18,229 | THE BRIEF HOUR OF BATTLESHIPS. HE roar of the Navy's big} boat destroyers to repel the invader. The land hat- of its own—the recent division encampment in Texas—and is not even able as yet to pay up the claims of peace-loving citizens dwe Hing on the shores of the harbor, whose walls, chimneys, windows and chinaware were shattered by the coast-defense firing four summers ago. But it will be a glorious mimic war. It will give taxpayers a run for their money, 0 to speak, before the new near-dreadnoughts become obsolete and have to be towed to} ‘heir Jast berth, the insatiable scrap heap. They may never have | & chance to see real fighting service. Even if they do, their inglo- | Zious end may be only slightly deferred. The Baltimore and the Raleigh, of Dewey's fleet at Manila Bay, | 4o-day are dismantled ruins. Not a single one of the vessels that | fought the battle of Santiago is now in the Atlantic fleet. ‘The Texas | i: a target, and even her name has been taken from her to be be- stowed on the great $6,000,000 dreadnought Texas, just contracted for. Only the New York remains in patched up at a cost of ov Barres ‘Sweetheart, no man's daughter without her father’s consent and un- Wnnnnnnnnnanan?, i€88 he comes to me hat in hand to beg the honor. I will * cure your daughter of this romantic folly.” |. He went on to outline his plan, Ingot was to invite him to @inner. There Garrick promised to behave so abominably as to disgust Ada with him forever, When Garrick arrived at the Ingot house that evening the drawing-room wae | Already full of such rich, stupid guests as a man Ike Ingot might have been expected to draw about him. But Garrick had no ever for any af these peop! His gaze was fixed In unbelieving wonder on Ada Ingot. He recognized her at a glance as the unknown girl with whom he had fallen in love at the theatre. Yet, bound by his promise to her father, he braced himself to play his hateful part. He pretended to get noisily drunk. He insulted his fellow guests, smashed bottles and glasses, upset the table and conducted himself in so beastly « fashion that when at last he reeled from the house he saw in Ada's big eyes nothing but disgust. He had cured her, And he had broken his own heart. In this condition of | despair Garrick went to his club. There, through no fault of his, the whole story # ‘ leaked out. A noted duellist named Banter sneored at the Ingots ae vulgarians. miission, and she has been | | Garrick promptly thrashed him, Barter challenged Garrick fo mortal combat, half a million. | and they ‘ranged to fight early the next morning. he : ; Hah F : Dick Chivy was at the club and witnessed the scene, Going to Ingot's house The twenty-year-old cruiser Detroit, which cost the Gove rnment late that night, very drunk, he told Ada all about ft; not dreaming that she was 61,233,039, was sold a few months ago for $20,000. A job lot of the girl in the case. Ada, who In her contempt for Garrick had just promised Monitors, some of them built not more than a decade ago, which in the aggregate cost Uncle Sam about $20,000,000, are such hopeless back numbers that it is freely predicted they will all come to the her father she would marry Dick, saw now what Garrick had done for her sake. block within the next year or two. Counting battleships, cruisers n She was frantic lest he should be killed in the next morn- fmmmnnnnnnnnn > ing's duel. So, a8 early as she could, she hurried to the A Duel anda \ i armored and unarmored, monitors and gunboats, there are in the United States Navy at the present time vessels that cost between actor's rooms to try to prevent the fight. Love Scene. £140,000,000 and $150,000,000 which are either “in reserve” (the Ada was in time to meet Gartick on his return from the Sora % combat, in which he had disarmed his opponent. Simply, Tirst station on the voyage to the junk pile) or dismantled in the haty-yards, or admittedly “all in” and of no further fighting value. frankly, she avowed her love for the actor. And Garrick told her how long and how hopelessly he had adored her. Old Ingot, hurrying to Great Britain is in the same fix, on a larger scale, and some ethers of the world’s great naval powers are getting there as rap- Garrick's rooms in search of Ada, arrived in time to hear, unobserved, this love scene. To the old man's amazement, Garrick begged Ada to return to her father, idly as their budgets will permit. But is there logical justification in that? + WELL, KEEP IT | WANTED To KNow (F You HAD ANY ICE To BURN! STORAGE Futur | RE TT and spoke so beautifully of the duty children owe to their parents that Ingot’s heart was softened. He came out of his hiding place and to the lovers’ marriage, But, to Ingot's further surprise, Garrick held back. Suddenly the old man broilers what the actor had once said about never marrying any girl whose father did not come to him “hat in hand to beg the honor.” Taking off hi Ingot sald humb!; : po “Mr. Garrick, will you do me the HONOR of accepting my daughter's hana?” © willing consent ————~+4-— Mr. Jarr Puts to Practical Proof the Theory: “If GIVE THE NEWSDEALERS FAIR PLAY. A A »» ; UE fou? thouand nw. { & Mint Julep Is Good, Two Mint Juleps Are Better. dealers in Manhattan and | {the 5 yi . | forn and who doesn't owe @ many On this occasion, when Gus had fin-| others, the Bronx deserve to rank | By Roy L. McCardell. g thro there nee aleve Gor | eee Iehed, with tear wet eyes, his pacans : ; : H + aro") With Mr. Jarr julepttis took the form |of admiration for Germany's flawless with drinking fountains W weve Ll the at ero of an intense admiration for the intel-| military organization, and when Mr. and street lamps as every- | Boppee tncenis tip: Julep, day public conveniences, | The Day’s Good Stories | Her Bashiul Beau. few days Uighedd the prim N intense! Aful young man was driving bs ela had been calling ou for some iime pre-| and every morning that he may be nominated vious, ‘The atilinew of the evening. apd [and Tt thipk about’ Mn all da 1 the beauty of the scene ar him 4 bis dads Magt conrage, and, sit ffly erect and with his asked her her's nomination, remarkable man honors wu: Yes, but what says Bobby ‘A Man's @ Man for All said her mother, ‘I pray every night Jectual qualifications he found In stran-|Rangle was through with his speech ers. At times strangers rather r makes men fe duty, home, chil- I'l give you a poke tn the about his quintuple ctrcumnavigations | pan!" retorted the coaiheaver. id Miss Faith, doubtfally, “1 face forward, ‘be asked ‘suddenly: “"Slay 1 bise | dld start into pray, but crete thas ; is sented his intimate diagnoses, even|of the globo and his personal freedom| “Independent! A sturdy American to| your” i bray tat father would be nominated Sonate not to say necessities. —_—- vittibg og | fROURH they were Intensely flattering. | from monetary obligation to any one,| the manner porn!" cried Mr. Sarr.) Avy, Mei rated gael thing and'h thougit hed ne eins the same No other class of li ‘| Hoa actualities Many recipients of his encomiuma|Mr. Jarr began to display his symp-| beaming with pride upon the coals | ys horses toe tun “aw, | wes ony focun ee oO other class of licensed | Ute, and Pe yr deemed that Mr. Jarr did josh them, | toms. heaver, who was a {lun, “See the | Lippincott's, bahia raul venders, probably, can 4) ives potas By many narrow margins did he escape} A hulking coalheaver had entered | splendid physical conformation! Yes, | —_~—- ;: A ; , Physteal encounter from some of the|Gus's place and asked for a glass of| but that's not all. Take off your hat!” | Fy 1d She Was O d compare with them either ) dle of vain things? hore eare 6 Was Outpraye ¥ pre suspicious in whom he claimed to | ale. Mr. Jarr took it off for him, while for straightness of dealing | “ 4 Read Big find traits of mentallty and physio- o, sir! said Mr. Tarr, addressing| the coalheaver dropped his jaw In M™ EDITH OGDEN HARIUSON, the ft. in delivering the goods or A! as Pinata is al. loslcal evidences of it to praise ful-| him, “You shall have a mint Julep] amazement. “Gentlemen,” said Mr. waa Fonte aa eke HR Rat the ; vie - somely, " “Look at fs mer F ; : , ‘ somely, ‘ with us. Gentlemen,” this to the|Jarr, addressing the others, ‘Loo! tn her father's candidacy for Mayor since the | ‘The naine of curs is Pickering,” sald A, for inoffensiveness in the) “y fA > bl Bee that brow!” | teging of te cata a the primary th | Wel, ore jst ame an pleat toe “ % 7 5 an | ——— y| which he defeated Edva yunne, Peano! » haven't named it " conduct of their business.| Roy 5 hath hie own nant fooked ards for He was @ POW) Cuicngo despatch fm the Washington Vost. A Hem? Combenion, If any serious complaints M°CARDELL eh og eet » “An Olympian forehead!” cried Mr.! @ ~ ~ ~ enna have been made about the! the making, the drinking of varied | n a Battle lane iyi bp ded ge 8 “pallnsnpyer! A M M f 4 rs oe yt The May Manton Fashion servioe these stands give, or that there are too many of them, or | * i! bp esa eet alga J crea Ryery With W i l da B S|]SASES? |, 71 te power of suasestion that ne a a nm that they are inconveniently placed, there must have been personal! Aa each man has a different rectpe, | | Lie Se ee nae © ane sal, genuine so Mr. J n o 2 outln 4 grouches somewhere, or else axes to grind. Ht iy aan iaets ae his hand. made ent it i bh beli hat B ‘ ea taghieei le, ) HE manocuvre was executed] nce the tlkress was made to go! “'m proud to grasp the horny hand asl Therefore it is impossible to believe that Borough President torical inaptration to each. perfectly—so far as seven of| ‘rough this very same pretended of toil! Mr. Jarr went on, while Gus presen At Fd 5 sti . : qi oured the o Pr bed Uae : 0 Mr. . ewest McAneny’s etreet-clearing proposition will gain prestige through Ales bet ed pera eM penance, the animals were concerned,| Utiny. She had been carefully and and Mr, Ranglo and the others around | It can be wor ments. : ; AiG ; ry & Tho elghth—a Bengal u-| With dimoulty trained to tt, 1t wae a gazed at the coalheaver as though he odd skirt or with out pitching first of all upon the newsstands, just because they are ob- | tana. | ae za V ; i with one hy : : 4 : - ot cnsehaa rere a gress—stood, undecided, on| Part of her arena education, | were a new fonnd Voltaire. fo match, This one vious and easy. Nor is it conceivable that any wholesale revocation | ..(ei i enla “ttom arate. “and | {8 cage floor. etd do nor care to see dangerous! ‘But it is that remarkable brow that LePAn white iinen of licenses, such as he proposes, can be enforced. {the Kaiser will preas his buttons and| Ray spoke to her again, more flerce-| oeiule KY ineokly through their simple | impresses mo!" Mr. Jarr continued. oF my etta and cure , a * tut « |the whole world is whtpped before the|!¥- She showed her teeth in a wicked] feats. The human min# craves danger) «This man," here he turned to the fur utes DUE there ta a ; The dealers pay from #5 to $10 Yor the privilege of occupying! puting ix commented Jenarl, and did not stir wae otnere ans ent of @ tlaress others, “should be a servant. He IS a) ming on wa, Pere ite: holes and corners that usually are more uncomfortable to them than | With Mr. Ranglo It aroused the mem- bier hd _ Paid sass shar, bed trainer gave the yfperetbeds agian peyaiy + Me BER Be heme: § tea this season and a . : | ortes of his stark youth, when he had| Strode forward, holding his whip alo A savant!" nany blouse: dbjectionable to the public—and the city does nothing to help them | jie" f'attor In the merchant. marine, | his left hand rosting, as if by acclden| I, It ts the “death-defying” feat) “Well, I ain't got a steady Job now,” With collars and — fut. Why not provide kiosks or sentry-boxes, as in European capi-| coupled with an intense desire to let] on the butt of a pistol at his belt in a circus that ever draws the largest | mumbled the coalheaver. of satin, in contrasting ° . A ; id the world know of his personal probity.| The theresa stood her ground, ears srowa, “You shall go to Minerva’s classte | goles, that are but. tuls? Suggestion is needed, rather than suppression. “Look at met” he would say. “You| back, head fidttened and wrinkled,, Why mortals should love to see a! shades. You shall take the place that| toned into pI ‘ang te —-—- — . —.| seo before you, ab, a man forty years) eves ablaze. | fellow man gamble with death is a such a Jovian front demands among foneequently can "be of age, who has been five times around| The spectators drew their breath.) "ystery, But it ts also a fact, A fact) the intellectuals!" bellowed Mr, Jarr, are the Pies mc siceves ." wi vad fee Here at last was what they had come Which coins money for every circus “] can tend a furnace with the dest an with eierreg ones s z to see—a clash of wills between @ man | OWNEr and wild beast trainer on earth. of ‘em, or run a freight elevator, an’, | th'= blouse can b ers rom e eo e | A Valuable Secret. and a man slayer—a struggle for mas-| The fact that a lon, terrible and j¢ the job's steady, I'll do it for a| With long ones, | tery that might mean the mangling! Monstrous, has been patiently “edu- qotar'n’ a half a day an’ I'l cut out The blouse is made J je and death of a fellow an being Cated’’ until he can jump through @ the booze, except maybe a pint or two with fronts, side-tronts, SUptewn and Downtown Clerks. | ployecs, I also @ merchant and | s Before thelr fascinated eyes. ; hoop, sit up and beg, and perform evo- q day!" said the coalheaver, eagerly. | pes and side-! . "Fo the Hattor of The Bventug Wor! emp! n ree of workers: who if 9 There, under the eager gaze of a| lutions with spheres, &c., is not one-| “you shall hie to classic shades,” Mr. Crete box plaits J agree with "M. K.'s recely Are not overworked, | thousand people, stood the man and} half so sive to onlookers as the! Jarr went on, “Your alma mater shall collar tee sents, The @rason why uptown cler and also receive thelr pay nf i the tiger. The band was mute, a) oh that that same lion may attack poast of you when your name dom!- The shield ‘ie be more polite in thelr am for vacations, “Une, hook and sinks | tense silence filed the amphitheatre, | MiSs trainer nates the intellectual world! Here's my and buttoned 4 @he pudlic than are t er.” A ny employees are given Ray stepped forward again, repeat: © trainer had taken months to card. Come to my office at 10 to- when used, Thi Gowntown, Undoudted two weeks’ vacation pay) in order | ing his command, The tluress backed n the tigress—one of his gentlest row!" | are in one plece women customers upto to show my appreciation of their good slowly away, growling flercely and formers—to snarl, to back away in| “Thanks, Colonel, Gimme me hat," | ‘The elbow sleav town, but I don’t think work, Why should ailed sty ng at him with one upraised fore-| 4 baffled ra, to strike at him with gala the coalheaver, “an’ I'll take a finished | with ‘only reason for the 4 oun | her deadly forepaw, and then, at a package of longeut on yuh, tf you'll over ‘cuffs, “the long “Zany downtown clerks, a her re by inch, with threatening arm| secret signal, to give up the mock piow me to ft, and @ Skelly of red eee With atratghe dpe gentlemanly beatin; ie vas a ‘ nating voice, he drove the! battle and take her place qutetly on! eye, I don't like this stuff with weeds | Wan iealnaar town. My ls that uptown clerks 8. Now, there’ striped nater back across the cage! the high seat. | in it" will be reauired 4's live in a busler epher ome across it ¢ t hen ant stool stood, She) Any person in the audience who had} “1 will keep your hat," sald Mr. | yards of material 27, More business-like people, as well as ney han striking, | the sligh knowledge of wild ani-| Jarr grandly, “Come to my office for 8 1-4 yards 9% or 2 8-4 More people are polite, than do/| certain vu spr for his} mals would have known at a glance it, It will be a pledge that this bro | yards 4 inches wide those occupled downtown. On account alr fe yeld In cheek only by his} that the Whole show of resistance and! js not lost to @ and philosophy with 6-8 yards 7 inches f this they naturally acquire polite, have va Yur 1 fury was faked. For a really angry Give the embryo savant what he Re, for trimming, vaceful manner, which politenors saying vo week the ¢ just brief, fierce clash of wills| tigress does not stand bolt upright on, wishes, Gus!" | Pek are OMe 7037 F cE tauaad thule ouataiers otal F . cage bars, a snarl, a futile ate] all her paws. She does not walk| The next day Mr. Jarr did nat et 38 on sat 8 ons and on ul! occasions, thus re and ser |tempt. to run forward at her tore| stiffly backward aw her foe advances| to the office till noon, The shipping | \ —Pattern No. 7037. Dust measure, themselves us remarkable for | » ife w mproved health |inentor, and the tigress sulkily leaped| upon her. Wor in retreat does she| clerk was waiting for him, la Outing MiousemmPatiern Ne Teer ll RE a their courtesy as of their down: | 4nd & keener inierest ".M Jup to hor appointed place. foolishly at her trainer, The| "Say," sald thiv worthy. "Was you iow Cau at THE EVENING WORLD MAY MANTON FASHION town triends do for thelr curtness. “How Macht The audience breathed a sigh of re 1 of retreat, the slaps, the snarl-| off on a toot again yesterday? There's | Fe BUREAU, om avenue and Twenty-third etre or send by v. orc. of The Eveuug Would | “What do you think of the steam) ii.) thon they burst Into a salvo of| ing, all three are utterly againat “cat"| a bread line waitin’ for you of mall 0 MAY MANTON PATTERN ©O,, 132 E, Twenty-third street, to solve the follow. Ship company's plan to raise the) ose, nature, Which i why {t ta taught.! gortilas you've promised jobs and Obtate {Ny d ten cents in colm or stamps for each pattern ordered, Employers and Vacations, 1-5 of noney to Price of tickets to Europe? Not ten people among them knew| Mor too close a simulation of the| money, One of ‘em 1s roaring drunk wines IMPORTANT Write your address plainly and always 8 tine Kaitor of The Evening World F nd 13 nother, He spent! “tl wish they'd teach me the secret. that the seemingly perilous scene they] brute’s real symptoms of rage might| and you've got his hat, and he specify size wanted, Add@ two cents for letter postage if in a to reply to “Downtown Mere | $300. d left $4. How much nad| I've been trying to ri the price of | had just witnessed was a bit of pure| Well lead from pretense to sudden| wants to hit you in the nose because f Patterns jn urpy, rewarding vacations for em- he at fire? W. HAMBURGER, |* ticket myselfl” and simple trickery. At each perform-| actuality,—Top Notch Magasing you wish to make @ servant of him!” | Breen een nen, 4 om ie nearer ren aeaeeatn