The evening world. Newspaper, June 17, 1911, Page 11

The Evening World Daily Magazine. Saturday, June 17, 19113 By Clare Victor Dwiggins ge L STawe MY TOR OF ( ' 1c 6 ee Yes= Put sTawe mY Reputation As Lae obeg re HE (YES: You 81G POTATO Bu ls dcundagetng th agi AN I Rose maT ve'o. \ THEM WAS _ THINKING oF THE OLD Dats! Renn! SOAKED IN AeMOdin | HA feo Vt BET ITs OF THE ‘ } MK He WAS Time He GAVE ME THOSE ( Lea tai .——— mas ~< HBS. il kA So i “Them Was the Happy Days!” ND | KNOW EXACTLY WHAT HE'S THirtkinge YES There's No MISTAKING IT. { Ktiow, ont Go Wet, THe PANSICAL MARIFESTATIONS OF His OBSESSION. toca aks CWocoLATe DRoPs WiTd THE t : scorManenie PEPPER in \[A PIPPI i ji % Handy Andy SY 3% By Gene Carr 3% WHAT D'You SQUEEZED Dollar doesn't Emit) so much ae he does a Balestick! |House of David on Clark Street in Chi) atre Door—and One of them Probably any Music! — cago that these 67.0 Eats on Times| was named Pegasus! hada ‘The Troudle about the Game of Give| Square could never have Started With! umes Stop Manufacturing Mental Missme! - SY DROP. li RP EASY The Selt-Centred | ang ‘Take ts that Most of us Always Pe Se ASHES 74 GIVE IT Tome! Charity that Be-| stay the Second Horse! ‘The Boss doesn't Care eo Much for — v7 as ALL OVER THE i A BLIND MAN~ gins at home never pst References as he does for Results! Some of us are eo Fatuous that we 4 STAIRS, HEY ? "| Goud Do iT Leaves There! Den'k Scart anything that dou caw a even Encore our Mistakes! ehh : BETTER THAN Stop! A "Good Man" can Only be “Kept — * a You! Optimism vere Down" by Himself! IAfe, Love and Laughter—guess we'll Rec petsigian| Forget the frror Column and Go — play with these, Mr, Dealert 4 ‘alk, Pessimism | rer the Hard Ones! The Talk that's caused by Tonsil 4g ase Sword Dance Varnish never Traps the Tin! Our Idea of Nothing to Trim tn an ta he , — Argument is the Man who Loses fis : , Gotting th t sn't Dis : The Man who} sire wut Neither dora It Heip' Man'| “Success” (a an Infinite Capacity] Temper! Moana that he's Denese oe ne " plies to Assimilate Wallopa! Always Misun-) One ‘Time, for the Case Dime, we got pein) The Half-Laugher ie onty a Half. d derstood doesn't necd an Interpreter! , Platter o' Corned Beet Mash at the] Shakespeare held Horses before a The-' Liver! | Did You Ring? @ By C. L. Sherman NOW YOU ‘TELL THAT TAILOR. HANG THAT TAILOR! ‘ | \ qn a | ) THAT IVE JUST GOT TO HAVE TEN OCLOCK AND : e hi i THOSE PANTS BY TEN NO PANTS. SAY CEN- : nH MAN OLA i O'CLOCK-WITHOUT FAIL. TRAL GIMME MAIN SAY MAME DID YOU SEE THIS Pic- TURE OF ‘THE GUY WHO HAD TO GO HOME IN A BARREL ‘CAUSE HE LOST HIS—-+ SAY DID YOU RING? ‘ Some of the Good Stories of the Day i Hy % Ly AR A 1 covered & sation, Th’ bears kept Doubifull AHalrbreadth Escape. [turns ‘seuss treme t ete we | Stngularly Fitting. ANON IRVING, speaking the other day at WAS plekin’ huckteberries in the mountains |an* rin " ico was thin an’ hel? HEY were discussing Brown, bis TArerpool, told. tee following good story’ 1) Ten ieion one apesuer, One wernia’ t|me { ' cee ones pa! MiGne aml AH ask oh worn “A vicar was taken suddenly ill, and his was on a steep an’ just ‘bout had | poth ow T escaped * |, bility fn all matters eo church warden was in great difficulty about get-| my pail full an’ was for © few minutes and then] “He means to be honest | ting a sulntitute, when the Bishop of the diocese, | ca re picking huckleber- lor there to be ice in hearing of the circumstance, offered to take services himself. ‘T it there bein’ bears rin me Spokane Spokewnan One Dollar Each Paid for the Best “Whys.”” s Can You Think of Some? Send ’Em In. C Your Name, Date and Address Should Accompany Each ““Why"’ Contribution. HY- DOES A Boy NEVER WHY- DO PEOPLE GO HERE To WHY-DOES THIS ATHLETE WHY- WILL A MAN STAY UP | WHY= WiLL A MAN SIP A Wity- WILL A WOMAN BB + HEAR THIS BELL - BYMP THE BUMPS — ALWAYS GET A LOWER BIRTH-~ TILL ONE BM. YAMINE AROUND BOARD SHOCKED AT THIS STYLE OF % & Buc~ 2 Bits — WHEN HE WOULPNT TROUBLE 2) of \ WHEN HE CAN HEAR THs ONE "& Mine Away 2 ISLAND THEN COM> OUT IN ONS HERSELF LIKE THIS ? WHEN THis PLACE IS JUST WHEN THIS MAN ALWAYS GEeTs| WHEN HE REFUSES To WALK 43 Goon - AN UPPER 7 AROUND WITH THIS A FEW ores Minutes ? 4 PoRcnesten Sr. Bree ava SPRINGHIELD MASS, bad oYe Noy. RCs} 6 ++ (Hoop) wns ml , —— 1; nnins r can Lat / as y Yev'e, wasn Ke (raen ® —, “a NA LING * Oo r . £ WIFg TAKE THIS KID ibid + y+ S “abl N 1 DONT WANT To a] 5 —— SE < ) STAY UP ALL NionT | antl ' (on You, i ; INNER' BY: H-Witsen BY; Nervous BY- WA-CLARR =>\ aren SA Minas Co, netiras 461 Tommus ave Q Deoehie BROADWAY NY. CITY COR MOST ANY OLD stMGET) BT Sy =z ‘Can FIND me, GPitors 20 THIS Ew t A WHY" IN TRAP $0 Funny | ~ a" 2 Re LISTON “io HO HO He >> , Tate am “ep” _ Tt i | ) Aumoer Die 7 4, { } e> { 4 | |