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mot comneng maa a —— ae TTT eT Rn cease eo The Evening World Daily Maga Mr. and Mrs. John. By Maurice Ketten. zine, Saturday, June 17, 1911: Confessions Of a Mere Man} _. Pubhehed Pally Except Sunday by the Press Publiehing Company, Nos. 68 to 69 Park Row, New York. PER Junior, Sec'y. 8. ANGUS SHAW, Pree, and Treas, JOSEPH P 63 Park Row, Park Row, oe tl atta to! The Kvening | For Hnginnd nnd the Continent and Transcribed by Helen Rowland e forid for the United States All Countries in the International ‘ - ‘and Canad: Postal Union. niet | ve DEcIOED To AccePT THe JoB, (™ VERY GLAD Que Fear, + $3.50] One Year... 90.75 af BULLY } YouR RECOMMENDATIONS ARE YOULL FING tt Oovrright, 1011, by The Prem Wublishing Co. (The New Yoru World), i trvcionrtens. ionei: ‘ss Pom ate INO THE VOLUME 5 WORK VERY EASY, The Harmless Necessary Lie. DISHES EVERY \ Sick OF WASHING VERY Good ——-—— — MAM _ / | Ee ery) NIGHT I ak te trying all morning to decide whether or not T am an (dea) men WHAT RETAILERS CAN DO. | : \ fied person, “honorable tn all tings, wise'in all things end travital ag gaff Stor- ITH the enactment of the Brennan Cold age Dill another of the many movements started by The World for the public welfare has been, ‘tim: Ye gods! What a paradox! ‘wise, to be truthful at all, times? deing be both? Is tt ho And hy in Te tt ever wise to tell a woman the whdle ‘truth, without at loast dressing it up witli a little garnishing? carried to @ successful concinsion #o far 4s Do you think {t would be honorable, to say nothing of law is concerned. It now remaine to make, aan eee to tell a homely giri that you were waits. i” ‘her Just out of kindness of heart; or to say frauhly certain the Tight application of th m ABUT to @ pretty one, “My doar, don't chatter. I like to look at to all existing conditions, and its strict aad impartial enforcement. In this new phase of the fesue the retailers of the city will find | ch less an sdeal mean. A geatieman, in my opinion, Is a man who would sooner commit perjury, murder or arson than hurt a wom. it to their interests to aid the law officers in putting a stop to illicit se aed) od in any oman's opinion, ts storing of foods by big combines and wholesalers. If honest dealers | sialic mole 1s | ALWAYS WEAR A VEIL WHILE 1 CoO! WHAT 'S THaT 7 el ties & MAM, [ALWAYS WEAR GLoves 2 Eee uit ne Dust bons: MY FINGERS tle soul W that Achilles ' will rid themselves of the rivalry of dishonest competitors, the problem will be virtually solved. | EFLECTION OF FROM FLUSHING Fire my Cueens, mon and A a! @re all commonplace sort of creatures dealde ME in th ts A It Fina. nan ka jp eigen es wae torrie an teem, i nae Reb grit peep ee oie = summer dria ave already taken steps to force the manufa ‘ers warning with gratitude toward her for making me feel so pleasud with mye to supply them with pure goods. The frequent deaths from ptomains ‘That te the beauty of flattery. Lay it on thick or thin, amovth or rough, It poisoning of late have incited to thet action by the injury done to the | wWionen pre cn admiration for himself and what slops over {s yours,” oF | there are many different ways of administering flattery. Some girle toe allopathic Goses, while others prefer to take it in little sugar-coated pel lete administered every fifteen minutes. You oan tell one woman. that Venue wae fwo-epot end Circe ami the Lorelel mere amateurs beside ner, and she wil Ou on your excellent taste, trade. Other retailers should follow the example. Tt is a good one| in itself, and promises big resulta. DEMOCRACY’S TEST. with another type of woman it is much PEAKER CLARK and Gov, Wilson addressed mm but take out your flattery tn dignificant ttle ents of devotion, tuck ae tee a rally of the Pennsylvania State Federation of proeage cari © wish half spoken or « preference warely tat!mated—Oty t Democratic Clubs at Harrisburg. Said the Speak- a But this ts gong up tn the scala, Descending to the aboriginal woman, she 5 er: “We are fulfilling as rapidly and as literally as tak, avags ab eioaUse” Semis oe ioe Hip ea davant te oe . 4 possible every promise made to the people.” Said end ewatlow i with relish ras ‘ the Governor: “Men here and there have epoken % ieee ex cal aee imeeca eee Saeenterea we are, how ve @p . as if it were possible for this individual or that to se RE Cee i WA ey he neu to ws and cays a0 plainty sgh are] asx: OU ft dierupt the party. Men who epeak such empty predictions are for EDS MATTRESSES au BY “Oh, you great, magnificent, wonderful Oak, let me cling to your” ' ithe history of th ty.” ag MYSELF. ‘Tell one of us thet he can’t be flattered—and after that he will swallow ange k gettul of the history of the party.” iT HuRTS thing else you may te him. The women know thie very well, and they feed a@ These statements are neither inapropos nor inaccurate to the mY ARMS our daily doses of fiettery as reguierly as they feed their poodle dogs. he } record of Democracy now in Congress. But how do they fit the record || ek wa te jp escdlgernged on aa Gla ts Gr cet aces ‘an me as on ' of the Legislature at Albany? ee Oe eae Send Al eel rll day Bethel pedro Pledges made in the Democratic platform in this State hove oe Sctomen e Apotio Belvidere should waste Rie ttm: insignificant utthe thing ike er. : not been kept by the elected representatives of the party, and there “eye ham cdlatieadpand ee dadcaalase are good reasons for believing the failure is due to the bossism of for the t one man, who, if he has not disrupted the party, has at least hobbled it in the Legislature, and may cripple it next year. Champ Clark and Woodrow Wilson are making clear the differ- ence between genuine Democracy and the Tammany type. The sne keeps its pledges, the other doesn’t. It is up to the statesmen at ‘Albany to choose their side and show where they stand. Reece angel pitilltipeememeneen OUR GETAWAY GIRLS. UDGE CORNELL, of the Domestic Relations Court, speaking of the evils resulting from foolish boy and girl marriages, saye: “Ae a rule such unions ere made that the girl may get away from home.” He Mrs. Jarr and Her Mother Still on That Joy Ride; Each Minute They Get Less and Less Joy Out of It ‘The Galloping Horse was granted at ence, and the cowering \ adds: “Home, in many families in the city, is not cokily, “He hed just two dollars. I) end gamblers and euch persone! Your , spend ricting around?’ Pore peat pla can et bisrtomny ea postin gleragre \ an attractive place, being crowded and poor and By Roy L. McCardell. | cox tne rest of hie money from him.” | father hed bie carfare and just enough | ‘This wae o private oarty, hin, Tying him to fis horee’s taf, he | ants” Ge RTO ere a TOUR faa | Soe et meee he ly, | eng Sx ana ce |bne sh Pa Sa | ep omND ee ator oto ae cen ae ‘ | ‘Do you mean to teN me your en ‘se le ' Here is one more instance of explaining a social problem by N tee tank futile | husband take eume tice thet ond evans gon there are 60 many divorces these | tegether and Mr. Jasr phir @ Mitte ‘Wolsey Ai gg the large cradie-ehaped lad out of ~~ showing there is a bigger problem back of it. The Judge would avoid eirealits rh Cne|| GEE SNOT” byes: eOs Taye: steno marae | OAPs, Ee Baye ee Se kad beset Map eed heondhr Doce Nes od Consaciae, 0. antie |low branches; tn it be pieced the quar. "i x hs Z 2 ‘ence, the genuine -——= | broke down—leunch engines generally trom the Mu@seen River,|erer, face upward, and bound Aim these foolish marriages by providing stricter regulations concerning gelling plater, to o-eo they could atub together and deing @ Gne hunter, | #tronsty. Without haste, but witheut the procu A 4 ry * ? hh t of the Day tor a tow tack 9 the dock instead this cabin for pause, he brought the dead body of ats Sangh wrnydile ginning tara S2.|| Fhe Browe Brothers) (“sviscs-= .. |S Ses eee effective suck reforms mig) in preventing boys and girls frow Mrs, Jarr knew “Und thet awful horse has we Grift- ing camp ef Indians, | 02 the now shrieking Indian. He swung getting married without proper consideration, they would not nae soccer wee ee ee posed Raglan Weres me ef their | the Uving and the dead upon bie hevede make the homes any happier, nor check the desire of the girls to Clarence, 6or fist (Hiram and Loerum) come along with e wagon and s'rope mie eee get away. @ few minutes be- and tow us out from it!" ‘Tue simple marriage {t appears that in our improvements of life, with all our parks de era er By Irvin S. Cobb cofare of ont 8 Une would ave been 17, broken into by « ony and libraries and picture shows and seasid ‘ 4 the rel unseemly, and Clarence, the deep- Joved Minamee, but De heard tearing throws: thi | lighted streets, we nt, Téade ‘tlie outeide oe ee ane AR Ae arate Hees Copgright, 1911, by The Prew Publishing Os. (The New Tork World). thinking and ‘mperturbadle, fogged declare his tove, oe along the Hudson and te Nechuawie, ae | ore : more pleasing 4 pronenstle, un- | ¢ gp. "YE know,” sald Loerum, ‘I'm very low in my mind about thie rain we've slowly and decorously along, with his @t Wolsey, and would have| Se it goes a smothered voice screams than the inside. We must undertake a home improvement reform, | canny manner, and Mrs, Jarra mother | © been having here of late.” end oe. Oar: Gore, i wee a8 Saas he | stabbed fim had not the trapper’s dog | out In wild cursing, in wider appeals’ The cen must be made the house beautiful, Or else we must had orled in a hoarse, barking voice at “T was sda th jneresstin eh 6 Got seasonatic and refreshing seme tien ins. eibewe Sice eee sprung of the Inalanrs ae ond vores then in horrible and senscless ‘augnter, | chain girls, yh, if only I knew how to swear!” YOUR fautt,”” sald Mrs. Jarr, bridiing up—she was not alluding to her mother’s inability to swear, “I wanted you to stay on the trolley and not hire a i aarp's remerks ye oie ukiceeaes “In o ay year | out of the back window of the eea- almost a8 much trouble to get the| Soing hack ahead and fell end shat- to|tered in the roadway. Then Clarence paused briefly to eniff at it, and wegged "Me, too, touching on the subject,” tke this tt seems that it’ rainfall properly regulated as it ie for @ stout actorine — METHODS IN STREET WORK. Hedgeville Editor ‘ ou eas get her make-up on properly on a warm and sticky night. venge. Two years had passed. Minamee REPORT on the condition of the streets, adopted | horse. But you would go to your friend, ‘The first rain didn't do any good, On account of the intense| his ears humorously, as though the} ang Wolsey were ideally happy with By JobnL L. Hobbl : at the regular monthly meeti f the Board) ‘het, S¥fub odious Mr. Berry!—ught aridness of the soll it soaked right in. And the next rain| fragrance brought back same rogueh/ their baby and with one another, until ° e Be sheesh Y meeting of the Board) what a sitmy person!—and hire this didn't do any good either, On account of the ground being | memory. And then he trotted on til! he| ong day, as Wolsey’ returned from the of Trade and Transportation, says that all exist-| dreadful, ptg-neaded bens oe Wik At tan cian? OM made up the distance he had lost, and | rorast, ne found his dog stretched dead | 2 ey Rog! xave that the ed r evils of Annee Ontian 4 : Clarence, at these worls, tumed “Tye forgotten what alled the next two or three rains; | settled down to the conventional Pace | across the threshold, and his wite Om. i : ing evils of street construction and maintenance | , . of the occasion, won't hurt ennybody unless It hits Zi em ‘ ‘ ““}around and gave them a contemptu- but, anyway, according ,to the experts, they suffered from ‘aa . | rouched by the fire, her face and hands | 400 i the back wien tie: are on the are the results of administrative persistence in| ous glance, ax though to say that, while nome radical defect or other. To you and me, caught out| In this wise did Clarence, cost: | piackened end cut, crooning over @ a fundamentally wrong method.” ‘The report also | recommends the establishment of a repair bureau eo that the city will be independent of tho corporations that control the paving work. This view of the situation has the advantage of simplicty, and doubtless it is correct enough for practical purposes, Of ‘course special pleas could be made in excuse for wrong material, improper construction and inadequate maintenance, but administrative persist- ence in wrong methods is a fair judgment upon them all. It appears clear, also, that so long as there are big profits in doing repair work no contractor is going to make his repairs too last- «Perhaps a repair burean might not do much better, but it could Aly do worse. And a change of method will be worth trying if nothing else than variety’s sal Than: ‘Be Me Btitor of The the storm centre is? Why do ao: : SOP Bis of Th 9 some thun. derstorms cool the alr and ao! thunderstorms if any der hi the | tt hotte Is t true that tf a oe ts knowledge to answer me cor struck he may be revived by throwing Bveryone is interested in thunderstorms, | quantities of water over him? Anew Firet—I have noticed that thunderstorms | briefly, wise readers ‘ - usually come up AGAINST the wind | COLLEGE GIR (from the north, for instance, when a . . strong south wind hay been blowing) Minnesota or New Jersey? Why? Also, they usually come from the | To the Haltor of The Brening World north or the northwest. Why? Also, | In what becomes of a thunderstorm after | the ft has passed over? Somet'>s it comes Has Minn back, Why? I am told there te no tn- climate than stance where a tin r--'ed house has! sey? Are St ever been injured by lightning, Is thts | healthful a #07 If #0, why? Algo, how can one tell,’ New Jersey cities by the difference between thun- IGNORAMUS, Hactiinses, M 3, from readers who know ew York or New Jer derclaps and lightning flash, how far off | mation i® Wanted {n regard to | parent a drier and more bracing | .ul and Minneapolis as most of our New York and he agreed with the opinton expressed of Mr. Berry, sti Clarence wasn't going to be hoased by two women, espectally when he had a great deal to think about. And, having delivered himasif of the ameering stare, he ambled on with his head down between his knees, thinking, thinking. Mrs. Jarr's mother ceased her strug- gle for contro} of the reins and said “T can in a trolley any time T want to, and we have a comprehensive transfer system in Brooklyn and can | ride miles and miles for a nickel Gho was addressing Mra, Jarr again | and not Clarence; and even had she been, Clarence was too deep tn thought, | as he kept his proper distance behind a | grim, great, seagoing hack four feet | in front of and from under the} closed blinds of which clouds of smoke | were {ssuing as though to show some mourning friends were making a pyre nuine fve-cent clears, * the voluble old lady went on, ‘4¢ you had the spirit of a mouse, Clara Jarr, you would have hired an automo- v 3 I wanted you to, out of his mone “His, in this Mr, Jarr's money ; “After I have it, it ts MY money,” sald Mrs. Jarr, stoutly | was revived he emptied his boots and went out front to murder the water rate evidently meant | Yoters of Westchester and adjacent counties vote a few millions tn bond dasues | | “Fven before | tWo leading parties will ‘be serener than anybody else, seeing as how they'll have Do | large gohs of gratifying patronage and a considerable number of nourishing con- far from home with straw hats and no umbrellas, they may have seemed like regular rains, But not so. They were far trom orthodox and correct. OfMictally they were complete filvers. “I am given to understand that the same deplorable conditton continues to exist north of us clear up to the gable of the water sheds. My friend from Yon- kers was talking to me again yesterday. He's now thinking of hiring « group of hay fever alumni to sit in a row elong his front porch and sneeze at his of mind 4s nothing to a man living on the same block with him. neighbor of hia was down in his cellar in a three feet of water out of the basement with an Invalid broom when the hired girl came to the top of the steps and yelled down to him that the man had come It seems this for the quarter on account of the water scarcity, think of something bitter and appropriate to say under such circumstances his foot slipped and he sat down so hard tt parted his hair in the middle. The agony ade him faint, but his own waves washed up in his face and brought him to. en at that he was tn great danger of drowning tn the deadly back wash until a volunteer life saving crew, consisting of friend wife and the hired girl, came bravely down and breasted the raging torrent and saved him, As soon as he lad with hiy bare hands, but the object of his hate was out of reach of anybody except a good swimmer, He wae down in the low part of the town, going from to house in @ skiff, Anyhow, that's what my friend from Yonkers #aid.” “When do you anticipate that the distressing situation will be mitigated?” in- quired Hiram, “Well, of course, now," said Loerum, “I may be wrong; but, just between you ana me, I have a shrewd and canny suspicion that just about the time the to buy more water works or bulla more this water famine will go akittering hur- riedly off into space and ail will again be serene, But the respective bosses of the| tracts to split up among the fatthful.”" y think that the bonses would have the audacity to put through of that nature?” inquired Hiram, Lawraum, “but I think they'd try tt fi ‘Dhey'd try almost anything in this town, t a politician caught with the goods on, Those boys nearly al- | ways find some way to beat the indictment, as you may have noticed, But, | changing to a more congenial subject, did you observe that the visiting delegation | of New York sisters is going to lead the ble Suffragette parade in London to- day I have it I consider tt my money, you think I'm going to spend five dol- lars of MY money for an automobile ride?" Five dollars?" answered the trasctble Do you think 1 would go on | any cheap ride like that? I'll bet that man, Kdward Jarr, who 4s off spending snc like water on a fishing trip, | wil waste enough koodness knows who, to pay an au 1 day "T attended to that,’ e0ig Mra Jarr, they don't hoppen to pass 4 shep Window It should be a signal honor for those American women," said Hiram, tating quadruped, bear them on, while Mrs. Jarr and her ‘Toward the end of the afternoon the lawn, he not being able to sprinkle the grass in the regular way. But his state mee, wich had gone 6 Marathon Gestina- of hip boots trying to sweeD| tion cemetery miles and miles away aa to distance, arrived at from Flatbush. Clarence circled around a serpentine to collect the water tax and said to tell the boss It would be threo dollars more} arive and brought his charges up to the centre of affairs, and then leaned “And while the unfortunate wretch was bracing himself against the tide to! gracefully against @ tree, lost in attendant ceremonies thought, until had concluded. Then, as though he hed aolved problem and had made up hie mind his solution was off, —_—_— Subway Puzzle. Loyd “Subway Puzzle: H"™= is the solution to the Sam | The trip is made from E to V “It will 1f nothing occurs to lure them out of line,” said Loerum. ‘I only hope of nergaig calen" run, mother, ¢0o angry to speak to each other (women get this angry at each other, but never at men), glared straight ahead and let Clarence crab their joy ride at his own sweet correct, Clarence tossed up pis head end trotted briskly blood-soaked Hundle in her arms, which was the baby’s body. Ite head lay on the floor beside her. For two nights and « day she refused to speak, murmuring when her distrect- 4 husband sought to comfort: “Hush! You will wake him.” ‘The second day’, just before her death, her senses returned; she told the fright- ful story of the Indlan's coming to the cabin, of the killing of the dog which had sought to defend them, end how the Indian had seized the baby from its cradle, slashed off its head and tossed the little body into her lap as exclaimed: ‘nts is my revenge I am satisfied.” As his wife died Wolsey seemed turned to stone. He set off for the In- Gian village; there he told his story and ed for the murderer. His request the AST Sunday I went out tm Central Park, And stuck around there ‘twaa almost dark, tat Seemed like, that all the couples in ‘N* Yawk, Had come out there, to gas, an’ apoon, an’ talk, One o' them boys that makes @ real perfesh, A O' mashin’ tagged me round, an’ got real fresh, in the following ord KE, D, H, F, I, | I hated to be rude, but eaw I must, Pp. J, 0 BK, A W, O& GQ N, Te By | id, ‘You beat it, or I'l) break vour Ce a A t IBS PARKS quit goin’ Kerk becatise and puckered up hie Sist whistled. with ¢ up bh and then IS9S PAPAUN !s the happi: town, She isn’t old ea about her age and not sm=rt enuf to im vent a misfortune. i st girl in Lyrical Liltings of Lonesome Liz By Elizabeth Gordon Lilt Three. KP REYNOLDS says tat Ming Derk's thawts is as » pas th @ew upon the sun-kissed lips of a A ust morn in the Sahara des NEORGE FORIS says thet a womte ought not to marry an ave man unless she has some natience set | intelligence. It wa'nt nice talk, | let him think ‘That ‘cause 1 was alone I was on the ut T just couldn't blink, f Bein’ alone aint no State's Prison crime Nor ‘taint no picnic, either, all the time, Sear ErErEaRTITTEn VALUE OF NAME “Was your speech successful ? “Not very," replied the statesmen) who does not decelve himself, “The. only way T could get any great amount of applause was to ‘a ¥ anem, I