The evening world. Newspaper, May 27, 1911, Page 5

. 1 vefer to chat chundercioj oout netwee Harlem Tommy Murphy and Knockout Brown at ihe Madfeon At jab eS ta which my redheaded friend had {t handed to him go vately and quickly by | the Uttie Dutehinan of Avenue One, I gee it sow, Tommy ones. @verred from the jolis of many battles. Knockout, alert #8 « panther, oatty eyed, @ pocket edition of a Vulcanized Apollo, his blond h. sting in hia “eg J* M'KONE, the Mayor of Staten ‘ Shave he: ) 9and @ man may wea mm. Sforce to set its mind on )Curlous to relate, police work ts expe Meerness to sii ft over ple of weeks azo. on Tommy, , Rentle reader, happened in No two men at the ringside could nmy. It was too quick for the ey “How did you ¢ “Oh, I yoost whaled aw jutek," @aid the Knockout. And, begob, * beliove him. ROPBEY, peace to his ashes, Deen filed away in the satacombs, and the wheels go whirling around In the Police Department with a hum of harmony that has not been his many @ day. ‘Valdo wasn’t tn the saddie ten minutes when he vegan to throw tnto the discard the tdiotic rut regulations, preambles, resolves, gene orders and latest editions and got the police work. 1 from policemen even in w York, where the devartment has ever been the joy of politics, both within and with- ut, or subject to the eccentric wilm ty in charge. Waldo has had his own bitter ex- dence of the wires that can be worked the inside, Nine Gods Bingham ‘ozo him out as deputy by pulling of hore same w.res, Wonder how Bingt.am feels now with | his former competent deputy in full | charge of the department from whien | the gallant ‘ieneral was bounced by | Mayor MeCleilan. Sic transit gloria Mulberry, say in our set HREE BALLYHOO-VOICED py morning. ‘They had a rickety w and sizes, a spavined, Adal horse that should have long since foun wagon was laden witli boxes of sirawber ares, With six-cylinder ene poo foonnn| / .) ‘ ong ;90 LS y ‘They shouted would chip in “It Th *hrough Athlone was a whisper, They couldn't have made a w Singer Buildings instead of a measly And how it racked with torture tha agonizing protests. ow great A Jarred and irked! How ordinary, thiree sections, rer a At used to getting honk-honked toot-tooted, dawn to candletime every day of hi. THE GINK—Why should peddlers Why peddlers, anyhow, within the cit fish and every other kind of st etors and thelr families? e opera oO had humiliated vin ‘The bell taps. They step quickly vo the sentre, They e motion of a Biff! Tommy t# down, “One, two, shires, £ five, six," drones referee. Tommy jumps up. Biff! bang! binge! Tommy is down again. “One, three”—but the referee stops. What's the use of ative? Tommy inte the gamencas he has ever displayed to get to his feet, but the nerves 4 ttled, the muscle* unresvoneive and ha Nes ‘here, ‘He's out—‘at as che ‘op of @ Generously estimated the occurrence as lasting for’ of oven *he most se it?” sald I to the Slant-Eyed One. Damfino where I they yelled One would climax was a volume of sound to which the noise made by the devi gritted his teeth while the inferno lasted, miserable » allowed to yell thelr wares in the street? + 80 thickly studded witn fruit, v URRPA/ SWEENEY ing only a less than half a minute, although ‘he seconds. blow or olows floored joned fan. tell just what walloped him, "Twas too) ntal mpton, has arries with | studded reminde) ‘ox He him the flamboyant diamond Lord Lonsdale belt which is of the famous i 18 collar” of John L, Sullivan's day, Matt and Anockout may meet at the Madison €)\ previded the Englishman | agrees to make 133 at 3 @clock. | Danny Morgan, manager of Brown, says ly Duta kid has just whipped | @ pretty tough Irishman. It ought to be easy for him to lick this English guy!” What d'ye know about that for ph hie deduction? Ib- UT when Ad Wolgast, that other B selling-plate champton, and Wells meet in Frisco won't the humo: ists get busy? Won't the headtiners « It the battle of the cheeses—Limburcer and Stilton, so to speak! And [ hardly think T will care to see Sweeney has been found! HE EVENING WORLD, It's o | velt or Taft. ed the Sweeney Puzzle and won 2 you| She ft. There will have to be class where I] Here he is didn’t thints of it yourself, a wwo-dollar prige. spend my time, Thousands and thousands of poople|, Thousands of and other _ Misa LILLY DILLINGER, . forms of verse acc the an- No, $01 Hancock street, Brooklyn. ———- = - | hunted for him, What chance had he? | swers, | — wel Mast ke Ao pt They found him, Many others picked |” Here are the best, and to thelr writers | Roosevelt tells it to Sweeney, Sweeney m with four wheels of diferent makes the wron an fi Sweeney, Some in-| the Mve $2 prises are awarded. | to him rays nau 1, ring-bon sad-eyed, wheeny plug of @) og tdentitving him as Rovwevelt lot the winning couptets was ac That's why the Ananias Club has never his hapless way to Barren Island. Tho ha ‘|panted by a correct as Sweeney caught. ries. ‘The three peddlers bellowed their “Ml & few as T Sweer location ABEL M'KEON, ‘Strowber-r-r-s! Ten a qua But the majority were right. Hera — Suite 720, YA Nassau streat, ls the « It is very Sweeney's joke to hobbie skir ‘New York City. whek.one khowa hew | But “Teddy” made tt knock 1a | — said ibe | JOHN Pp. Mt | Teddy has his hand on Sweeney's ear Accordlig puzzles statem | No. 480 Blatenley avenue, | so teeny— Sweeney whispered the story te Boo ew Haven, Conn \I bucks on Aw, tell it | who repented it to Jones. who passed | — | io Sweeney! [re ie nanineot, Now, two men our| eweeney 16 (he candy child LEON I, ROSENBERG, j{t on to Hoe reylada() eae He's first in front of Teddy; No. 74 Hewitt place, New York, Lettre) nilie: were: af Wentfied @8) Around him his friends are piled, Taft and Roosevelt, Thus, neither of| hey run for bi when ready | ewoumay 6M the wore Oak 1k wont | those two could pass as Sweeney, | M. J. CONNOR, | ‘around all right | Brown, Jones or Ca | No. 1916 Crotona avenue, Broux. | Until it Feached a certain pasty." | ‘Tous it was necessary to find three —e then he “kknoc'! it “out al | mea in tine tn of Sweeney with: | There was a girl named Litly, and she| Q, M, MANNON, m 1 | | out including in that Une either Roose- was very wise, |No. 2% Hamilton street, Rahway, N. J, HAMMOND SAIL “5.2 TOSEEENGLANDS persons we bellow OW- We hree would join in chorus: "Q kot if they were sel of halt. in sickness who ° ever neless but let it go at that becau , rickety-clicked and bins-banged —_>— ted by tax-paying, hard-working prop: | Special Ambassador of U THE GOOK—Some housewlves are too lazy to go out and buy the real : gids. They'd rather do the mar and haggling out of « window and con) Court of St. James Departs the old man when he comes home that th e Island, has a smuggled Pan, that he Is ve the natives of mond, He writes me What !s the proper date to begin | wearing a straw lid? | There are sc s of inquiries on the fame important subject on my bird's-eye | maple desk, They come from as far wert as Haye-a-str: Mercy, Judge There $s no definite open season for straw lids, Joe. This, as you may before, t4 & free countr @ straw hat with shoes on Christ- a hat] anxious to spring « of Ri Borough @ linen duster and t Day if he wis! ‘The straw hat season really ‘begins in ew York when the annual movement depose Charley Murphy as boss of Tammany Hal! ts bexun by some lead- “ers in the Bronx or Staten Island, > In fact, the straw hat season opens ith the’ silly season—when tho clams come in and the oysters take the 23, WURRA WURRA: To decide a bet, will you please tell me why the fellows who are pullding the big municipal sky- scraper Centre street and Park Row began the erection of the stone work on the seventh floor, Mull A who is always ready for an argu: ment and always wrong, rays It's because the architect has gone daft; I pay It's because the bull the lower stories to sprout in quarries. Who wins? Your structu FRANCIS XAVI1 oO Both wrong, Frank. that's new and fresh, a skyscraper must have time to settle. I often need time to aettle, too. The settling process with @ eteel building is slow, and to ex- pedite it the builders pile on the stone- work from above so that when the ornamental lower section is started the butlding will be absolutely trued. Get that trued? WURRA WURRA: Ta there an aer' Eagles in Flatbusi JAMES P. FLOPSEY. James, there is not # loage or serie or whatsomeveryoucalllt of Eagles fm that delightfully sylvan retreat. But there bre «warms of Flatbush eagles, In Jersey they don't call ‘em eagles, re waiting for the stones for the of the Order of They ain's big enough MY DEAR WURRA WURRA To decide a het will you enewer the following: Tf, in case of a double header being Played in the afternoon McGraw |4 chased off tho fleld during the prc please ress of the first game can he turn and take part in the second ene? Rosa advance, f A ways he can't, Thanking you in Wespectfuliy yours, ALONZO DEPAR He can, Alonzo, if there is envy he can, am, ? n of | RE COME a few oi ring the changes that tuff in Tiffany's, | y have bought th With His Family | W. B.~Bob Fitzsimmons Is 5 feet N% inches tn height. He weighed 105 | in fighting trim for his heavyweight | \ : battles, 1 forget his reach, but tt was| Jon Hays Hamm on his way to great. He even reached out of his class | the Court of St. James as a special em- Wanst upon a time and copped the to the cc sailed ¢a- heavyweight title while he way stil middleweight champion. A queries that | Hammond and Miss M. BE. Ham on question have been asked and an- 1 Ambaeee vii swered scores of times. But there isno that there was any possi sel eek ccounting for the pugnacity of the|setting or taking the post of Amt ust- m any. He said that ht erage card p yer, When he gets into| dor to Ger y ere would not permit ‘hi & corner he will seek escape through | ness interests rane acrimonious argument and, falling to| to live abroad, also that he wanted hie Win his point, leave tt to a newspaper | children brought up and educated In the decision, The trouble with this recourse | United States is that newspaper editors, like all other| There was some exc men, entertain different views on affairs | Cedric’s gangplanie was raised of sport ay well as on the more serious) the tardy arrival of two pyss side of life. Hence the varying answers, W. Godsell of London, « first cla given to sporting queries where no hara | 6¢ nger, came down thie p! and fast rules exist |nificent lope, but too ld let it be said again tn connectiqn| forced to hire a tug tement when the wing to rs, T. s pase e He was with card disputes that there are| He was just boarding the tug when many so-called Hoyles in circulation, |Owen Horan, homeward Hoyle knew nothing about the three| County Roscommon, a thinl class pi |wreat games that appeal to the public-- | Senger, galloped into view and pou nainely, poker, bridge whist and auction|down the pler, He wore three roses in pinochle, In each of these games there oat lapels and several other blos- | have been evolutions from time to time is above wis chin of the @ but there is no standard authority to Horan didn't have we pr which to refer an argument. Good but he made the London pus sense, good reasoning und good nature | # tug by a flying leap that won should be the guides, and we have a| !iim @ mighty cheer lot of all th department. eo in the Wurra Wurra} ere yey ard pe ate eben 'TO DISCUSS CHANGES URSA LABS IN DOWNTOWN STREETS. What is the count if meld you 240 in marrtages and 150 in trumps in | esa hiagleges ack . three or four handed pinochle? | Owners and Lessors of Premises on ‘ | 4 No a MIAM BROD, | Park Row and Ann Street | No, 123 Seventh str as 4 | ‘Why eek me when you have answered | Called to a Meeting. Mt correctly yourself? Add up as writ-| The proposed intention of the Board ten and there you Remember that jot EB Ing to do with] of truinps in counting for imate to order changes in and removal of so-called en- on downtown streets han rable anxiety ame yess men Who will be any such drastic the 18 trumps | the marri: ne curb craachments ye the argument | occasioned waxed warm in a the n AN OLD READER—You can dis serlously od by any three you please in anges as outlined | Pinochle, You dont have The following notice has been pre- trump before turning up the paved | ieitty,"* 4 IN W. BROGA "Vo the owners and lessors of build ings on Park Row from Spruce In euchre calls on th |the ace ts not out street to Ann stvect and on Ann busi afte are ard auction to name bind or “When a player ace of a suit and and he scores five {tricks he gets the full benoit of the street from Broadway to Massau |play. With four playing he gets four etr points. Gentlemen: You are invited to | stvaigit jloochle, three or| attend a meeting at oP. M, Mon- after the meld is taken y, May 29, to be held im the nough pointe Pulitzer Building, assembly room ) play ) is out, even if Mo. 610, to form plans and appoint there js a player who hae melded more & committee to appear hefore the | shan ) but has not taken a trick, Board of Ostimate Juve 3}, when READE Newport, R. 1.-One trick ta the matter of removing the en- All that is needed to qualify @ meld tn croachments on said streets comes pinochle, i is 3. A. PRATT, Supt A KING CROWNED S. to} a Btn max | to Baron Ernest jotheim, Meutenant ta rds. married Harty First ¢ here to-day Se nadier ve |MISS PAINE BARON’S BRIDE. laittiary Cerem Mukes more Girl Baroness von Schlothetm, the Ceremon: Malti- church and Was witnessed by @ larg | BERLIN, May Clins | gathering of nobility, ‘The bride's moth- \ton Paine of Baltimore, daug ofthefer and her brother, Gordon Paxton Gen. Clinton Paxton Paine, was] Paine, were present SATURDAY, MAY 27, 1911 IS FOUND! HERE HE IS!|Pinatore” Next Week at the Casino - Cast of Gilbert and Sullivan The Terrivie Buckley, Lola, an Indian girl, in Judge.’ and Snyder and an exhibition Coftile Opera Will Include) ieee ad iia Lionas reentry. Orne =" on the DI whl be May Tul Joe Marie Cahill and De Wolf jac ie Morris, Barnes’ and « and Lorena the Melody ‘A Romance Mo At the Alhambrs will be ae “ _ » Criel’ Mol « and «© Musteal Craigs Hopper—“A Country Girl” | ithry “Milter: supported by 'Caura # : Hope Crewe and Daniel Pennel, will Will Also Be Heard Again— | appear a: the Colonial In “Frederick La | Maitre Other featur will Ww | (Buseuven ’ a fred Clorke tn “What Wil Happen | “Everywoman’ Moves t0| Neate" Agnes Scott ir “Drifting. the | ; | Great Howard, Mielda and Lewle and the Lyric | the Aurora troupe of eycliste | | the Higolette trothers, Ka i LRERT AND SULLIVAN'S wide: | 1 1d Willie) Howard G ly kown comle ope Pinafore,” | Meseen: the The will be revived at the Casino Rr ers and ennan Hite Theatre, on Monday night, with Marte | Scott, anc ¢ Musical Spillers Cahill ag Little Buttercup, De Wolt]AT THE BEACHE | | ceremony was in the old garrison | season Jot the Underworld.” the Hopper as Dick Deadeye, Louise Gun-) Thy bill at the New Brighton The- ning as Josephine, Henry BH. Dixey @ . Brighton Reach, will Include Sir Josep Eugene! Truly Shattuck, Montgomery and Cowles as Bill F Mac. | Moore, Felix Harry Tighe Farlane as Capt. Corcoran, Arthur Ald. | aud) hls » Lorie Gilson, Mar- “4 ' shall Montgomer: Howman Brothers, ridge as Ral w, Alice Brady | S14 the mugene tric as Hebe, Christine Nielson @@ Tom) jung Park, Coney Ieland, has two Tucker, ané Harold Crane as Bob! ¢hriliere in “Dare Devil Curran,” who Becket, | drives a racing automobile around the The first production of “Pinafore” on | saucer tre the motordrome, and nny stage wae int at the Opera | Mile, Zoe, who in drawn to the top of Comique on 5, ISIS. ‘There was] the park tower clinging by her teeth erin to @ rope. no International copyriet art cil ong the new features at Dream- Eineih Gnd a ali b Ly Ferrari's Wild Animal Show, gland way @ signal for Amertean Congress Curious of Richmon Sacrifice,” rhe of People,” The the most thelr | « fons on (is side | Orient’ make Pe Siege Hu “The f the ocean efore, followed tn close} Pit" san der 1 first, Ameriean producti Kixt tions will be provided at was given by Manager Field at the | Steep! k for Memorial Day Boston Museum or N 1878, Jan, |The day will alvo mark the opening of the bathing season tae | . 1879, was the date the first New | J fine first New | Glen Island will open tte @eason to- York production, waich took place at | nowow, ‘The attractions will inclide the Standard Theatre under che man: [M51 what nartiegte, Fripeedronie | agement of James C. Dutt, thee, eke’ hes Gama owe There will be anoth day evening, when comes to the Herald Square This English musical play by James T. = ‘Tanner and Lionel Monckton was pro-| duced at Daly's Theatre some years ago POLICEMAN’S BULLET WILD. The present cast wil) Include John Slavin, Melville Stewart, Geor i, | ae Among the ‘ at Palisad) Amusement Park are cireun acts, bi concerts, vaudeville and Frank Goodale» airship Mights. ‘Theatre. ce and Ricovhets Across Mack, Donald Hall, Grace Freemar Into Doctor'a House, Genevieve Finlay, Morence Burdette,| ,. ; ie bullet Pollcoman De Witt of the Jaffray, and Ada Sterling Laure Jaffrey, and Ad Kast One Hundred and Twenty-sixth Miss Tillte pup out of ity street station used to put Hama's brindle bull y this “Bverywoman" moves from the Her- | ald Square (o the Lyric Theatre on Mon. | W day night. m norning in front At the Follies Bergere on jay | Madison avenue didn’t stop going until it mi James J, Morton will assume the hit the cobble stones and ricocheted position of Master of Revels at the Ca- baret show, whieh runa fro nPp. M to 1 A, M, He will announce the various | acts by burlesquing them. | “Trllby” will be revived by the Corse | Payton stock company at the Grant Opera House, with Miss Phillipa in the title role and Claude Payton as Sven- ross the street, through the parlor Window of Dr. Ardhey Ball's home at 198) Madison avenue and lodged it- if in the plastering. In making tts remarkable Journey the bullet hissed over the heads of a num: ber of pedestrians, Just above where the bullet entered the house Mrs. Ball fat at a necond-story window looking out at the policeman performing his merciful execution, The brindle pup had been sitting on a window ledge on the second floor when tt toppled out and ite back was broken, A mongrel dog went mad on Manhat- tan avenue this morning and created a pante all the way from One Hundred |and Seventeenth street to One Hundred and Twenty-flrat etreet by snapping at the children and nurse girls who were out on the street, Everybody managed sk company at the Academy of Music wil continue to give Clyde toh’s last play, "The City," for ans other week. “The Great Divide" wil! be played by the Robert 1. Haines stock company at the West End Theatre. ‘The Bg Gaiety Company will be seen, at tae Columbia, Vaudeville Attractions. 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