The evening world. Newspaper, May 27, 1911, Page 11

i. ey The Evening World Daily Mag azine. Saturday, May 27, 1911, wk Copyright, 1011. by The Press P *” \ HEtio im t : wats Gat! You 2) \ GIRL Gwe You Tie Gooo- a- BYE ia} Remember THe Time & DUG THAT bebo ts LLEO (T VarTe Mul FJoveneD IT wita LEAVES @ men WERT G qoT V Ww % BaeH ve WU Ypres Wane Soren. DarKtown Doings WHY CONT, ‘You BUY A HOME - THIS ISNT Living! WITH YOUR OWN HOME ITS DIFFERENT ya WHY DON'T vou ‘ PATI BUY A HOUSE ON THE INSTALL MENT PLAN ? “Are you over your rheumatism, yet, old man?” i | “Yes, Doc. It’s in my feet now!" ' Legends of O!d New York By Alice Phebe Eldridge. So, in times of tempest, when they King of the Streams. |hear the Great Spirit riding down the HE Hudson was no less loved ccurse of tho river on the wings of the § ty the Indians than it now fn / 5 lightning and dashing by the white men, and many { eed @ etrange legend tiey told) ;, around thelr camp fires con-| +, , th crouching with ar among the valleys, In dread less | they will be recaptured and forced into (king of) dark caverns to be punished for thelr atreams), belioving that tt rose in al revolt. spring of eternal youth, while giants! And it was thelr howls and and fairies dwelt in its surrounding| moans of terror that the T 8 heard woods. in the moaning of the win: the clap For many tbat of the thunder, In the echoes that rever- | red man rup berated from mountain peak to moun- wg ont Reflections of a Bachelor Gi ans and so the legend of the " The man with a “past"—aa far us his fascinations for the modern t wa mack of the woman are concerned—is a thing of the past. mighty his 9 force It8\ tain peak, Ay at last among eee way throug . In those the distant nd valleys. —_> THE ITALIAN OF .T, that muste owes sald the young Don't wait for a man to marry you; nowadays men don't marry; they merely allow themselves to BE married by the most enterprising woman who happens to come along. ’ According to the average lover, marriage is a perfect snap, in which he never expects to receive any return for his devotion, labor and money. @aye the mountains were the abode of evil spirits who had rebelled against the he Great Spirit, the king of rivers had, at do passage through the) a #: is, these evil spirits had to) w mrox, “Is probs + Washington rotected glene ‘Bent and lett verage man is like the society woman who k ? her real jewels ? ? Can You Think of Hgbt, 1011. by The Pree 1 Fy WHY- DO YoU HAVE. To SHAKE | WHY- WILL A LADY FUSS THREE] WHY- DO TWO OLD FELLOWS ‘ THIS, BEFORE-USIN HOURS TO MAKE HER HAIR | ADDRESS EACH OTHER LIke LooK JUST RIGHT ~ Ree ey RASCAL bs WHEN THIS 1S ALWAYS USED | THEN- COVER IT UP WITH A| WHILE TWO YOUTHS GREET \ BEFoRE HAT LIKE THIS 7 EACH OTHER THUSLY SHAKING ? HELLO Oud MAN RA BAKER Jl! HALE Sy. BRO! wey G2E CANT TE THINK O' ONE 1 WANTA GET MY LAUNDRY Quy oe’ SOAK { THAT MAN WIGKT [Aa venti DRAy IGHT ALRIGHT! “« “Them Was the Happy Days!” ifr uN "> BET YOu my SUNG SNOT tat You COULO NT TURN A FLIPELOP A LAr Be 8% ~=6By George McManus [ YES-BuT Yours Seed One Dollar Each Paid for the Best “Whys.”” Some? Send ’Em In. ublishing Co, (The New York World. SuRE! ALF- you're RIGHT | ee 19) Ho! Wo! Ho! Ado Sher ‘You _ LANDED iH IT YOU COULDNT GET AM GIT oof & | THROWED | 8 4 HAT Ano ToLO YOU = i~ ME _ PILE OF Tin cans AT You —— \ { tenes 4 nin] | Ho-Ho~ SAL—— \\\\ - wy AST THEM The \ Happy. DAYS! a SS ee awk See Just for Fun HANDING OUT MONEY ALL THE TIME- You COULD OWN A HOME FOR WHAT ‘You PAY HERE: TELL MES “Here | am eatin’ out me heart wit’ love. Dere she goes eatin’ out her digestion wit’ me rival’s candy. Dis coitinly is er cruel woild!” The Day’s Good Stories [ - The Fisherman | Father’s Msthod i @ bi: of the Fiver ate v' ight ‘lines the five-year. o amiable, flatly and wee rl nd eres ne won't take be castor eddy sat up in bed badiy it 1 were in the sofe and wears paste duplicates; he keeps his real emotions in cold | storage and wears a burglar alarm on his heart 4 n peteved that my son, nT It doesn't take long for the weekly quarrels over the laundry to wash | Deyent all the color out of married iife. Bese si pa Ae hn Could Do It, Too, MALE Hon-tamer, young and fatr, beck. big Ws ad took, - | Some men prefer fattery in allopathic doses, and others like it in sugar-| coated pills administered every half hour; but most of them can take tt either way the FF retorted the fair performer. wat as well a the lon.”—st, Paul Marriage is the anaesthetic that quickly deadens the pangs of love >? ?P Ditspatels Your Name, Date and Address Should Accompany Each “Why” Contribution. P ing Co. (The New York World) WHY- WiLL A MAN TELL HIS JGov A 308 NOw\FRIENDS THIS = AS CITY COLLECTOR MAUST BE Al SORT SNAP WISH 3 MAD, vt WHY- DOES A WOMAN GO UP IN THE AIR WHEN THE FIRE DARN Tis ) WON'T KINPLE Cire Wee —_ MAKE tv BURN - —— \( ( ' Calis" seacecamatias | NR THEN GO UP IN THE AIR WHEN i EALITY HE 1s . WHEN It DOES ? WHY-CAN A PUM READ SIGNS WITHIN a NCROSENE WHILG HE CANT ReaD SIGNS WITHOUT ? G. TANGEN Dis Kverpars A YONKERS Ney,] / ( te a A-NONYMOUS BY-J-P Sauisoury 203 Pow sv. 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