The evening world. Newspaper, May 5, 1911, Page 21

“The Evening World Daily Magazine, Friday, May $8, 1911. ‘‘Them Was the Happy Days!”’ Coprright, 191k, by The Prem Publishteg Co, (The New York World) Vccaemenemcencmve ee sac nnameane, How) pip SOAK You | YMOAT 2 EMEMPER “THAT UPPERCU bs oT LEAT 2 HAY HAL HAL SMASH YOUR Poor Heel | yseo IT Vst0 To Ano How. @ CRY @ SQuiAM WHEN 10 SET: ON You ’ Hammer, You IN THe MOUTH —— HA! wat nat You CAH FALL Rememsen, BACK AT THE LiTrLe FUNNIER THAN ANYBODY EVER SEEN] ] Rep scnoot House , Jimmy, How | $ 1 ALWAYS Have TO LAUGH WHEN USED To MAKE YOU STAND AROUND? You FALL! Ha! Ha! Ho! HO 1 was Tue Wioue CHeese, TEN, HA! HA! DID NT Ste Me COMIN’, ‘ ! meer THEM OLD Times » De IT Herr ster! WAS WA! sine MEY Ng Ne TRIPE TOMATO ree t SN, WASNT SHY, DONT. IT or ats ws SeAReD OF ES ae mul my! My wien 0 WT ATL RAL RAL AND “hem The HaPey DAYS 9 7 mm GOOD OLD DAYS? Lick You be ow You DID BLveBeR G YE— — PARDON Me. “CDC ALE— | WAS, Sa REAdING | 4 ) LN : ~ nce icine nT ia a “Cheer Up, Cuthbert!” The Axton Letters 38% gy ’hawin Balmer and Win Mctarg|| | All the World's a Stage.” Cee naan By Edwin Balmar and Wm. McHarg Little £ di tE Day) What's the Use of Being Blue? } | f ittle Comedies of Every Day (Consright, 1910, by Smait, Maynard & Co.) | It In that Heht,” he said reflectively | And ‘rant, who had thrown open the] sential, for it contained the most min- Wood —There Is a Lot of Luck Is a Lot of Luck Left. | sve PSis OF } “You are too courkgeous—fooltshly | window beside him, undisturbed by the| ute di puon of the man of all, I do By Alma ‘oodward. ors Mr. Axton,” filed Lut n ard Ax Mr. 4 n a office from the traf- how I can manage well, now, By Clarence 1. Cullen \ nind {f I sit down? ‘Thani: laden street below, took the letters at it.” yright, 1011, by The Prem Wublishing Co, (The New York World.) ( 8 you ink, Mr. Trant, that an in om his pocket and opened them one should you?’ Cary! 1a tn ° 7 ty k op 1 | hould you y! sal i : Jets well lined, Henry? You know you Gevsreht, 1012, by The t's Publahog Go, (The New Tore Worl) Veattgatlon acl a8 yO aiagest, wo %. Myon the desl, | gurprise at the evident stupidity of th | pring Overcoat. |iivays put wo much atuft in your pack: be GAME Fish always Fights the|tagontst stopping to Kemove hia Coat | | if i“ pm) 6 poe hs . it wt baa ake her easle Tam afraid I cannot add anything yehologiat “sur Mr. Axton, 'f r f iw ariment. | ety, - } ‘ Hook—and often Gets Away!|9n4 } torate on his Mitts, we know | (ary hae | Li Pat stelle At tot Mr, Trant cannot add any other details, can at (Mr. Brown appears anxious to hang x awe, jthat he either ten't Going to Fight at | ast fh U telle Tran Rr eet fas Gashecontx We must get on then with what wo] least eut those he had giready | pe the Ladies’ Home}up te newest acquisition to his ward- 4 4 |All or that if he does he's Going to Get | A*\"*, Ax ‘n have I isthe Ac ae BOllKee. You sopre. | Mave here,” the psychologiat hitehed his] given us Mr. Brown suddenly burste}robe, but Mrs, Brown has not fintsh@t | Pol Pegi of | Licked! gh Fes ee ¢ uae fe pubticitvean,| Chur near to the window to get al “Of course! Trant recollected. “if ev sight, clad in one of the new, | her examination.) { \ persia daa dag one oftered aim | aise HOaRyIOHTIMEIOUR tha. AR ton TaENTT tlor Hight on the in his hand,| you would 0 good, Mr, Axton, 1 and loudly checked English coats.) ra HM. (delightediy)—On, what lovely . os Hy We are Perfectly Certain that we are | Kthel Ne | gesibltea the. the Gane napers ind h ff knocker of the other] will have a stenographer tak | HROWN — Goviatly)—Good |ieather buttons (smelling them)! Rell | cing Atter! [Rot The Best Man That Ever Lived, for | ctnun' | one Ht had ao intention of consulting the | ctters off t k onto the windowsill, | the « t to give 1 the | evening, ducky! leather, too-and beautiful, big pocket, } ening [Quite @ Spel! Ago @ Lady Person of our | Fier | police, or ot callay them ih, at least | 2° but elfimsily, and] trouble Mrs, H (to the point\—@o| Henry! And it feels as though #e Wie es uel? Acquaintance, then Unmarri a este oa Octieh uae J touched, but could not grasp it before} “1 will gladly do that," Axton agreed. | you got your new coat, didn’t | pockets wore lined with good qualtéy } Suttlientiy tixpere |tO'd, us that she Wouldn't Marry a aes _|tt slipped tvom the sill out into the alr,| and, when the paychologist: had. sum y |aitk, Let me see (turns back the lining f ; ti "ead | One! kton easily, He s to his feet with an |moned the stenographer, he dictated B. (with apparent carelessness)— | of the inside pocket) What! ! | ‘ “a 0 a | ~ ~ ( ” smay and dashed | without hesitat , yee-how do you like it? Mr. B. (nervously)—What'e the mat ‘ successfully a dou- 7, “ ye , ferent man from what Thad exp A nd . : bie Lite Most us Mean Well—but th of CHAPTER V i iad ka cag Waa ta n hand Caryl shing to t! Bea é ond t i Mee, B. )~Turn around—T want | ter j a ficial Scorer overlooks That. Stuff! | MEH door of the office had been! tal, perhaps talketive fellow; but 1 gina | Window, watched the paper, driven by) was at Catcutta, in th to see the back Mra, 7 (reading)—"Stew @ Stow, 902 Dump the Die- naeee \ S'dashed loudly open, and ite| You, if I may @ay eo, @ gentleman, Yoo, | #tTond down the street] Hotel, He was the same man f had] (Mtr, frown obediently turns. ‘There ts] Fitth avenue, by Royal Appointment th i cord Into the Dis-|, ¥*" peir ac Poe a ne Sati. trembling frame was mpted to let you continue your | "tt! lost mong waxons, and} seen at Calro—s 3 and turbaned; |a trying allence.) Their Majesties, the King and Queqn ‘ } card! PeeO ns CALERA YOR RON ORY: UReNE) A tied by a tall, very angry ation—on the lines you have|* Minute | rant appear at least 1 be then that it Mr. B. (trying to ease the atmosphere) | or— ‘i z _card Votirselt: Outi lle EH aR ak td them, bareheaded and excited, darting| turban, but I saw later, at Cape ‘Te You'll never guess wi Mr, KB. (sparring for time)—What’s 4 muecan Get the Jump and stul Play N the T srry ReachsCombe | thine, whose highiy colored, aristocratic | “I shall ask your help.” | a and out among vehicles at t : spot that ity his short) brown This coat-— that! the Game! Elid Je | sae tera (iddking: feb ‘ant recognized tm-| “I will help you as much af ts in my | Where the pa vad disappeared, but] wrapped round his head and tled t Mra, Bo—Thirty? Mra, BR. (glictally)—Seventeen elghty- ing Days has ti emuuted tnlo 8 | aatly from the print in (he page G8 | Dower” t had been carried away upon some} sleeves under his chin. We had at tho] (Mr, Brown raises a deprecatory|pine! @kin & Punk! Grand etreet! \ The Grouch is « man whom the Gob- | “Us? the Mlustrated London New “Then let me begin, Mr. Axton, with | Mddy wagon wheol or reduced to tat- hand) ; bs have-Oct an CART SK Capel eRe tbl age | question—pardon me if T open a win-| ters, for he returned after fifteen min-| munteating rooms opening off a Mrs. 1. Twonty-tive Mr. B (in horror stricken eo!loquy— - | ‘PH! at any es, when we've been within ibs dow, for tle room is eather warm—I ns arch disheartened, yexed and} row, dirty corridor, along whose w Mr. H. (maylyi—Ah ha! You'll have tol stolen goods! Yea, sir, that's w ; sity loves to have us fa Plain Sig hag tisk ‘Sakon vie shad j h mowed Hie # want to know whether you can supple- | empty hand: washed walls at a height of some come down some more. iat } What'sethe-Uset" tate of Mind 1 ree haved as if we had You are insufterahly | Ment these lette nh go far are the! “It was the letter describing the seo-| fect from the loop ran a greasy smudge — Mra, 1, (dloubtfully)-Twenty? Mrs, 1.—What are you talking w ‘ : mixing yourself in my affairs,” he con- | Only Teal evidence against the man, by | ond visit,” he exclaimed disgustedly as] gathered fram the heads and a} Uitersy Mr 1. (playfully digging her in they Mr, 1. (trying to be conving!ng) 1” 4 Some of us. Don't Know that we're}. por of Us Chirp #0 much about Lost | tiaued, ax Cary}, with an effort, con- rther description of he opened the door, “It was most es-|of the dark-skinned, white-robed na-)nibay—Not yet, wirl—-some more! you know they say those places do j acking Uy oar the PSur: Bells Oi purtanlties that we Haven't the Time| trolled himself and made no answer. | ——— - ———-——= | tive servants who spent the nighis! Mrs, 8. (increduloualy)—Really! I give! there sell goods that employees oft f Pull Gee asternt Re clant toe wae eel “Keep f then! ‘Thee te wiv adv or | Meeping or attting In front of their!up. How much? from different firms, ‘That's what this ‘ : = ~take | Does a woman have to order masters’ doors. M 1. (promdly)—Seventeen elehty-| coat is. 1 won't stand for it! (Makes j Fan 7 bere | } . > . Thou Lawler and | each had aser-| nine! In it a pargain or not—eh, what?! a move to get his hat) I'm going right ng is such a High-Beow Number hen yo 0 vou're|You Cif the premises before you can (0) U A T ? } rs TI RCNA aver CONE MAWe ip HUE RA PEI re Pereerote ens MONS | Tee ei ae ee concn an YO nswer These Questions ani, miso Outside hia door I acaagad| Mex, th Contniislasitenlipi=<And’ aa nal Scere Eee tnne Gite ij Pitching him a Straight One that h 40 A trunk against mine after closing It}a coat am a man would care to put on| Mra, BR, (holding him back)—Don't be had a Heap o just Goin’ Fishin’! | oy am or e Lot— ‘whe As vo 1° he swung toward Trant, age nile er closing it} coat a A i. «hold 1 | Pau Rane Fim youve Got Rin Ouse “vou ave ‘rant, T suppose Are You a New Yorker? Then What S precaution, ax It proved, as] iia back’ English looking, ts't {t?/a fool, Henry Brown! When you'y qhenever our An- ling! “Yes, that {s my name, Mr. Axton," Do You Know About Your Own City? no trunk alnst his et it, dear? an overcoat that's worth probably sev- | er 4 “area see now th 1 must have mathe Whiaper)—Skin enty-five dollars for #eventeen elghty® bebe . bs “ replied the paychologist, leaning against > ri <2 . hae "| been moved by some foresight of dan- son Grand street! On, it! pine—don't be a fool! a o i se Went to steep afterward quite} takes your Cousin Clarence to ferret! yr, PB. (aanctimonlously)—Mf 1 2 i er advanced a step and ralsec IRE ore five more questions to test New Yorke nowledge o: eir | ® t i era) Mab ad Pet ohan k ps , ” vs ti ary, Just a Glimpse Into eas Ls | PPE ore Ave more questions to teat Naw Yorkers’ knowledge of thelr) peccfutty, 1 awakened somewhat Inter things out, my dear! I'm glad you Wke | cannot ‘ Then that alvice is meant for you, | How many can you answer? How many can the New Yorker at the| 7. & cold and shudder fright, ope| it Mrs, B. (producing ® pair of em I pressed by t roour=star pre up in bed trank was still] door ay I had left it; and} idge this 1 saw at first only the furs | too. T want no police, no detectives, no | the New York Shops | |e,.2y 7 meee Muke no mistake; It will be NICE looking slik warp shan-,bgndeaux % : nee] Mrs, B. (handing out some)—Well, of proldery scissora)—We'll Nx things! (Ate y one wouldn't look well In njnilates the telltale Imbel). There! Now, tthe figure, Henry, How | who's going to prove tt? u teen elslity-| Mr, B. (collapsing as she leaves the it certainly tm splendta | room with the coat)--Ye gods, what an escape!) Why in—why didn't f think @8 next desk answer? Try them on your friend 61—Where in New York City was the famous “Kissing Bridge?” | se for any one who pushes hime T BAK Nhs AGC OnOA stake 62—When was the present Culw Hall built and at what cost? ont of your han " ee See ae hoa * soon as 03—Where was Cheisea, and what great poet owned an estate there? iture of the room, which stood ve : Pern PACes SES Ob Hue Bak Miss Wald ad come he oh y a i [when 1 had go (Mr, Rrown drawa a relleved breath the label? Btlk wary pongees with smal! brown | 1 arrow-line chock, with the wide! nant Mise Waldron had t 8h—What New York thorovahfares were once known as Teinhoven,| NRON E SAd gone sikh BebHAPEE to DRA Ieb er aten tic t ‘ floral or geometrical designs eo ering | foot band, yoke and cuffs of dark blue Crown,’ Duke, King, George, Queen and Princess streets? And why were! ngiian chairs. a Mrs, B, (ouddenly—Ia {t. wetl:-Aniohea ENGLISH vO IT's SUNG. ‘ i tap. nator ground are 28 i a yard. | piped in seh ey are Dry peeve | You mean, Mr. Axion, th pre- | the strects renamed? mirror anc « inside, Henry, Usually, cheap garmenta | oy © that Caruso hae fingiiy | ‘Dhe average woman i a the |to wear on the street og morning dresses ; Nese p git from the outelde, but 4 ” mfort of #ilk hoste e cantand aro ony $8 fer to investigate It per the Gi—When was Croton water introduced inta New York Citu? took ail right from th t ! something in English,’ | ers o ‘I wee : ied i ii Ruee | DC! 1 prese Mr, Bo (hastilyy-Oh, yes, Its very What did he sing?” i purchase a nice embroidered hove at the boys vhere are sailog or R 4 3 ‘ | ty 2 Lain, ¢ fviooe chGe a i } tents a pair. ! 3 edt shee a LaLa Dv ered in Monday's Evening World washed wall beside the fate rene anaet ee ines ever Set) | vBisat. i¢ 1 mney, Novedy! qnigaea } jot blame Mis: ‘aldron 1 y ne, dea: derstand a wor e ttered,”'—Cleve ‘ ° . er y's questions pod window marked his position, a# a he utter lev he me : Have An 69>! tas at anaxtety even on your} — |! 1 questions: f he crouched beside any Writing dere | Mra B. (approaching)—Are the pool»! iand Plain Deeler. by very pretty summer dress ac n. sik tle and narrow | account, am your personal risk in 1 ‘~The orixinal mt ext wide of ¢ Std a eer y SED. Geek ‘ ; la obtainable in white and r assoriment marked | ing such an investigation will be #0 1 Park Row), pr lug of unusually good drink. | 4 t ee, « moonlight to Instant, the sight held me mot 5 nly ning aware that he ns them, Mor an} oy ents, ‘ A safety pocket attached to a tape|up in beit ts @ handy receptacle for valuables.| The > desirable sults made | York housewl!vel reason, in makin, sity Place, was later known | mensely gr | would be.” er than any one's else Bleventh street The Hedgeville Editor: t have become well-| yy yiaieo » P eon t to his feta short jThose containing a purse and several} known through the advertisement of a! “Certainly; you may be simply ii T-Hunker HII (otherw wd'a Mount) was a high elevation! proai-siiou bulky sped —— pockets afford ample space for money |food firm are the latest entries in toy=|into the hand of sour atranes lege {at Grand and Cen bina Bayard. rom: the sume | CCDea Ne Blue and wilte straw. mat By John L. Ho bble f and jewels, as well as papers, andjiend. ‘They are actual re tions {hy pursuing him unalded, Any oth }anit of this hill there » surrounding eounte | tee Wer fal room and dro Die tange in price from 7% cents to $3.50, ac-| from the plastley modo! and thé “kids, |yisk—mine, tort oD ere te Governor \ ) Med “Nut Ialand." In early daya tt was, CONT et tine the d. ; } cording to material, dressed in gingham, sell at $1. take up the inatter Hd be compara- | Set for the « of G " New York State. In 174 It! with my shoul mw Lawie | FSB REYNOLDS aays that the only! A WOMAN with a augarious Alepost- ; Wbonized ivory nalr ornaments are) Wooden toys have become vo slight, begin perhaps hy | Tecelved ite présent 1 leaping ont of hed © pasa Lime O10 Pork ever mate any money tlon doesn't have to raise cane, auite new and will, no doubt, be in ular and the newest offerin joning the night watehine f The first eraduate of ( ar fter that i ne had | tore open Lawler's corridor dor, | ¥ Hen he guemed right through sah demand since t artistically carry |horse thatcan be made to pe > stableboys in the neighborhood with cen changed from K yugh which - nt 14 \ ance. . | pyran COPR ts going to get @ yut the black and white effect. They are! most wonderful tricks. Tt ! view to learning what became of ihe | 178, a Latin oration ret encement were wan not in (he on shaun y betel ee vorce on the grounda that his wifg hand-carved in var tit con mand will afford ample man after he left the house: and besides, |lield in St. Pauls tt Bilrcecl herent ie simartiae DUPE AE Fad A ROLL ORL Ae al amin Rol irda cchd oe ” terns. The prices begin at $1.50 for| amusement to the restiess child, It is such risks are @ part of my bustnies 6 State Government wa m ) Albany |nian's pastag al not a him, when t thets t : N s while’ gettine hairpins, barettes $1.50, combs and |only 19 cents, ‘Axton halted had not thought of, in 2 | ( le Co) Lwron A 1 t s foresight @ Wh y 9 PPP PPP PPP DPD DP DPM DY D One Dollar Each Paid for the Best “Whys.” Can You Think of Some? Send’Em In. a e M4 e e e e e e > so 5 ee eo @ ¢ 6.8 @ 6 PoP P 2 2 2 Your Name, Date and Address Should Accompany Each “Why” Contribution pede 10) 1S A BALL PLAYER O WHY-WILL A MAN BLOW WHY- DOES & YOUNG LA WHY= WILL A SMALL 9TE WHY* Docs Liye | WHY- DOES THIS WHY: MEN Lmlareioce HIMSELF EVERY DAY To Rehan & TEAL | Wihy= DOES A MAN Bebicye:| AY: DOF THIS EXCLAMATION— ATTRACT THIS nS TELEPHONE GIRL- HAVE A VOICE H ; ~ pan SOM a H Panes ee meas GeRtRUpE> ! NE SIGNS ; LIKE THIS: ae . — Witt you BE AN ( e MY WIFE 225 “SS 5 bl °* Ss > s 2S WEATR ECT ap ies es 7 \ Af ee. | (ngs (UMBRELLA SF Pa -wee » (\ Ey nwt | wy cf = = voce liege ' “af 1 aN Z : WHILE EVERYONE 15 IN WHEN WHILE HE REFUSES HIS WHEN SHE HAS BEEN Expecting | NHEN THIS INILL ATTRACT | WHILE IN OTHER SIUN5s WHILE THIS ry * THIS STRIES FOUR? LITTLE Boy THis ? THE QUESTION RIGHT y SMALL STEEL? HE DONT 27 | TELEPHONE GiRL= HAS A VOICE : rea i sad ONT ? 5 ps C LONG ? rican a (oS Like THIS ? Nasatan bi SIGN THAT CHECtY \ “A WHERES THAT G Tr KNOW ors — a ie ‘es Feovieaes] "o> _fegteanian NRT 39 a _ ~ N we ) R - - / — Swe, wil : Ws alae id DI <I 5 VEEL Ane >y- -— by: Cie By- (WRAT DA THIN \ é: owe fms CW KOLLER “SHAS A Manan y pak Ko AGNEW mens ce, \ - PY" maRDORie HAYD: © oT nso f q q 47 ibd $1 STAMFORD Con: WOODHAvEN LT - miON AIOE, \A% 1 GREAT NEC LAT. ?