The evening world. Newspaper, May 5, 1911, Page 20

Seen Ber ot thy PogLOmIce at New York as rcond.Olnee Matter Fat Mr. Fare Refuses to Invite Him In Wadeertp fon | to The, Evening | For Engianc ¢ ‘orld f ed States All Countrl: in the Internetional AY WIFE sWwHOrs * Wit, tp fee Prom Oh ie few Torn Wak) and Uanade ai ene fontal Unto 1Love My DON'T ERY, DEAR Roe Te ‘Ouenaa rane erg Sas Foti: artey OES) Oey ene: TAA tS |. HUSBAND SWEET WIFEY, DOESN'T LIne. By Roy L. McCardell. | zours™ niet Att, yourselt to ae ME 81... v hy —T Udell iu SINSINNATE Ger 66 ZV CESS who's herp!” eaid Mre.| atryvers as a man of great talent end uuum Cie niey er ueeee eueeceueecccc, Lee HER A SWELL Divorce Jarr, ap ane opened the door for | evaition. At that, he might be worse | be OoRy has! a arr a other evening, | ANG At Teast we must be courteous te Mrs. | those who think enough of us to POUR W ARS FORBIDDEN, | to pnksed 846 Bape to eee us, be they rich or poor.” ‘Mr Jarr shook his head. DDRESSING the Peace Congress at Baltimore, by that Mr. sare “Eee at the tabla tew't her be President Taft said there have been four instances Ln aan ms oe tious telien a 7 in this administration in which the action of the ther undesirable] Wns: Of course,” restied Dire. sere. ; State Department actually prevented war, Gubliehing Company, Fos. 66 to 68 JOREPH PULITZER Juator, Beo'y. 08 Park Row. 8. ANGUS SIA\W, Pros. and Treas. 63 Park’ Row, This declaration is the most positive proof yet given of the power of the peace movement in the world. It is now qiite well assured that emall nations will not be permitted to disturb international peace. How long will it be before great nations are held in similar check? Tennyson's dream of peace was that “The common sense of most shall hold a fretful realm in awe.” We are approaching that solu- tion. Common sense is on the side of peace. Most people are, per haps, already on the side of common sense. As yet they have not the power to hold in awe any first class nation. But the power is coming. Since the little states are not permitted to fight they may be the more willing to co-operate to put a like check on the greater states, and thus help on the coming of the universal law. ee MISJUDGED MEN OF GENIUS. LETTER from Edgar Allan Poe sold at the Hoe auction is interesting by reason of the defense LET ME Give You, WITH MY Love, THit BEAUTIFUL DIVORCE RING AND “THIS FoRGeT.Me-NOT BouQueT For. THE CEREMONY AT THE CourT- aeerer tle “Have you been drinking?’ asked Mre,| “Go on, Mr. Dinkston, we are ail Jarr, regarding him with a pussled look. | listening,” she added to the guest ef | the poet presents in it against the charge of being “Or aren't you interested in who comes menee, * “shockingly irregular” in his habits. Poe insists OME 188 Wehah Wo aa | * he is “rigorously abstemious,” but says the desire for society comes upon him only when he is ex- P cited by drink, and that as his friends conse- quently never see him except when in that condition, they draw the natural but erroneous conclusion that he is excited in that way nearly ‘all the time. All the unfortunate scandal concerning the poet is thus amply explained. It was his misfortune that in his better moods he never felt sociable, never willingly showed himself to the crowd. His best friends saw him at his worst. How many unfortunate poets and artists are subject to similar istempers? One feels no desire for society except when he wishes IT WAR A BeauTiFuG CEREMONY DEAR EX. 1Am So HAPPY By Maurice Ketten. HERE'S To MY FuTURE THAT BEATS MY EX-WIFE wHom ENGAGEMENT RING, DEAR Love (F YOU WANT SOME MORE WRITE, DEAR SWEET EX, NOW 1'LU (love My — Tare You Td: “THE BOAT FoR YouR Divorce TRIP CINCINNATI Sweet EX ——- A Model Husband. HERE'S To My FUTURE EX-HUSBAND WHOM 1 IDOLI2ZE NOTHING BLACtr ABouT You DARLING EX | I. & The Jarr hood Mra. Jarr, 'm glad to say it is not, This is a CAs) visitor, not a visit tioh, No, i dant any relative, thank soodness:"" “My long lost fomter-brother who has ¢ome from the Valley of the Euphrates, where he has made a krge fortune by inventing a seedieas fg, and now would share his ample means with us?” “I wish you woukin't talk that way!" said Mrs. Jarr somewhat petulantiy. People don't know what to make of It and think you are either out of your mind or drinking, You haven't any er-brother anywhere, and you know ity “However, do not deny me the seed- less fig," said Mr. Jarr, ‘The boneless shad, the seediess fig, the soundless Piano—a fortune waits the giant mind who will realize ‘am." per, if @ damper can be cast, upon thy happiness, Lady Imogene," sald Mr. Jarre, “but I'm making book that it ten't a fairy godmother or @ rich and generous stranger who wants to give us A milion dollars, provided we promise we won't get angry at him.” “What's the use to try to talk sible to yout” exclaimed Mrs, Ja: What would you say if I told you that an old friend, Mr, Henry—is his fret name Menry or is !t Michael?— Dinkston has called? What would you y to that?” GOOD NIGHT!" cried Mr. Jerr, with aM tho finality that emphasis can put Cupid Is Flattering Over the Farr Flat, Family what time YOU'RE coming home." “Lead on," eried Mr. Jarr, gloomily. And he followed Mrs. Jarr to the din- ing room, where, seated in Mr. Jarr’s Diace at the head of the table, was eur old friend, Michael Angelo Dinkston, post, publicist, dialectician and soldier of fortune. Miss Elle Spelvin, the visiting maiden lady from wrooklyn, was gazing at him as though fascinated. The Jarr ohil- dren, Master Willie and little Miss Emma, were fighting across the table at each other. “Evening, EA, olf fefow,” eald Mr. Dinkston, cordially. ‘Make a place for yourself, Yes, Miss Spelvin and Mra. Jarr, as I was saying, as the poet fitly reminds us— “The night hath @ thousand eyes*— “Willie! I saw you! If you do that again I'll send you from the table!” aried Mrs, Jarr, swooping down upen the little boy, who had his hand in the interstices of the strawberry shortoake, the dinner hawing reached the desset. “Mamma, Willie put salt on my shert- cake," oried the Uttle girl. “Hush, dearie! Mama will give you fresh piece. Yes, Mr. Dinkstont” “But the light of a whole life @les with the dying sun,’ eaid Mr. Dinkston, hurriedly. “What @ beautiful sentiment! It H seems I have heard {t somewhere,” @aid { ‘Miss Spelvin, This was true enough; &€ is « favorite autograph album quotation, in ite @n- tirety, In Brooklyn “Woll, don't I get something to east” grumbled Mr. Jarr. “Hush!” gaia Mrs, Jarr. > “Mr, Dik- { pon the phrase ston has not finished.” ; ‘ ‘And he started to go away from| “The mind has « thousand eyes,” tn- to read a poem or to sell it, another when he, wishes to borrow monev ‘here. toned Mr. Dinkston, ' or to get a dinner. These men are misjudged. The world looks upon them as Bohemians, but at heart they are abstemious dwellers on Olympus, and all their ways aré lovely. —s SYNDICATES AND DIPLOMATS. DISPATCH from Berlin says it is believed the potash dispute will be settled soon by negotiations between a German and an American syndicate with- out reference to either government. If such things can be done, what will be the use of further pretence that diplomacy is anyth ig more than a pink tea adjunct to government? The only live issue between ourselves and the subjects of the Kaiser for a long time has been this same potash question. It has engaged the attention not only of Ambassadors but of Secretaries of State and Imperial Chancellors. Presidents have pondered over L By Sophie Irene Loeb. that scrubbed and cleaned affection out of their homes by giving more vitality, in- Farrer renner ann anna nAnn Ann AAAAAAAARAAAAARANAAANAAAAARAAAAAAAAAA When Housecleaning Becomes a Mania | many women have lterally brings Spring and all smiles and beckons OUT crocuses @s well, and there is warmth in the sunlight glow Mrs. Jarr grasped him by the sleeve. “Now, you come right in, Mr. Dink- mon \s“all.right. He has a dean collar en and he looks real presentable. He Rasn't anybody to care for him. If he had he might be a useful member of soctety.” Mr. Jarr groaned and surrendered. “If I brought him here we'd both be thrown out,” he sald. “All right,” he added, after a pause, ‘let the revels begin, But remember, he is not here as my guest." “Whose friend is he ff he’ not ives the varied viewpoint on the things | that we llve with during the winter and OF | clothes the senses into new, fresh, | A Poor Makeshift. NERGY 1s poor makeshift for honesty," ‘said Senator Beveridge at @ dinner in Indianapolis, bs to “Oh, mamma! He's wearing a necktie over his undershirt,” cried Master Jarr, as Mr. Dinkston, tilting back his head and Glisarranging his collar and cravat, Tevealed this sartoral omission. “And the heart but one!” sald Mr. Dinkston. “But I whi conchide the quotation at @ome more appropriate f | time,” he added, as Mrs. Jarr bore oft the protesting Master Jarr. ‘That man ate all the Ddeefeteak, papa," said the ttle girl, So Mr, Jarr dined on salad, shortcake and cold tem - hung up as 4 partition had beeome tmfastenst, and {t was waving merrily in the breeze, “Landlord!’ shouted the traveller. ‘Landlord |" Voat i itt" a valice shouted back, HE dictionary eays “Hobson's T Chotce” ts “the thing offered or nothing.” So here, annually, we come to the ofter-| “Landiord,’ sad the travelier, ‘will you plesse Jet eae have 8 apes of vine to lock my bedrooms door with!’ "—} Ne. Times, terest, time and attention to the ttle things of the household than to the one great thing—fam!ly affection.” DOORS! It ts the time for being In the open AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE. | It dg the season when the little tot may springlike tendencies, | | (that us be energetic, but ‘Thus the changing of gurroundings {s | Otherwise we'll get on mo ft and #0 also has the Kaiser. There have been reports that armies Jet um be honest, too. better and navies would be required to fight it out, unless, indeed, The than the Jaa- good and as it should be, world without | "7, Yan g ing of sandwich!” just go! When material things mat+ run and romp in the park—when one|end. But to determine the line of halt | at an inn, tut fousd ma he Where She Found Comfort. Hague Tribunal by exercise of international influence could mitigate lunches @n4) ter most, something else eventually be- should find time to see the growing | seems to te the secret of !t all, For ese te et aah oe | T © prayer mesting bed in the beckwesle the A f the rival tenti canned dinners! comes a matter of material considera- gala flowers rather than searching for| while to keep up a continuous perform- | [" iA of “Rhode Ieland testimonials were re asperity of the rival contention. and all the ‘atliion, end that ‘something elec” ro-|GRRMA, ance of rug beating, pulling this, that |") quem, thon,”" aif the landlord, ‘we'll make | quested, and a very cid woman tottered te ~ And now it is said a couple of syndicates are going to negotiate tending fils and) sojves ttsclf in the “to bo or not to be"| wf course, on the other hand, we may | aud tho other out in search of Ii A bed in’ the ber fect thrills of the mod- the thing and end it without aski lipl ey fi that often spells the yes or no of hap-| cry aloud and save and see no reason | ‘roth germs often germinates LITTL Bickers 0 Gis Woe wa nae, “mors | a Gran Newel, comment.” id ig asking diplomacy for so much as a nod ern housewife of | pines, for the stir and renovation, yet It 18| si 88 ot vision as to other aad IM-| Weel tte of he night, ie awoke, frering, An | tack, end hewmetis in my shakers, and shea, yndic: i ’ i 4 ve >| NEN’ 8. fey draught bl rug! A he in arms, of consent. Why not syndicate all diplomacy, substitute stenograph bao Uttle spurney Tt te a fine thing to realtze that olean-|true that > OTHING Is PERMANENT P 5 mae irae pes Fairer ie |e Ce ae Gee ieee aed nie; matis in me lag, and cheumatis is mg * ers for ambassadors and be done with the shams? om basement tO! ness is, indeed, next to godliness, and| BUT CHANGE, and but for the annual jend ery y h erent beau- We have out-| attic in quest of | quite the Demon Dust. his bare legs. ‘Tho traveller rose, ‘The sheet that had been tiful Bible verse, cott’s, lived them. pe Grin and beer tt." "Lappin ssary to happiness—yi House to be from Missourl and want to see every nook and cranny of her do- main, but there are otter States and it! overhauling the same pictures would 4 must not compel too great @ S.CRI- hang on in the same places, on the same Not long ago & pice in the arena of domestic tran-|qwalls, and the same things would seem | : woman was grants | quiity. | BVBR-PR: INT AND EVERLAST-| OTHER INTERESTS, Way, some of | % * ed @ divorce on) For, be it known, Spring cleaning' ING. The general tear-up therefore | us actually LOSE the spirit of the spring Co s Cc oO b N a t ure N t the grounds of 4 oe aoe oe | by getting the cleaning bee to bize quite Oo es Sertion. The man explained in ace early and cont! is the process until A Pom ereeeeeerereeeernnsh | Kflowledgment of the charke that his spring has given place to simmer. HN BOLIS'S donkey has moved from the Ed Hanlon Place to more palatial quare ters elsewhere, and our citl- to except their wife had actually “HOUSE CLPANED" him out of his home. He went on to te! that every little while she would get the FEVER of tearing things up generally until dt became @ fad with her, and the sea level, and some of the Inhabitants on the route have to gaze at Its rip- pling surface from thelr second-story windows, Then {t becomes @ boro instead of a boon, as It should de, Yes, house clean- Ing may be hatled as HYGIENE as long ‘a8 It does not reach the stage of house- | cleaning HYDROPHOBIA. It 1s a fine Betty Vincent's HE blouee closed at the front ts nart this season, ere is a model Up to this we have alw the ground hog, partly t fm the same line and partly because we | had confidence in his knowledge of the weather, but we are ail through. When | has been tryin Speaking of the State Highwayman 1s a reminder that our Democratic Chief Magistrate, Uncle Sim Baldwin naming good men for the office. Two such parties have been nominated, but the thing called the Republican Senate refuses to hire them. The Republican o get rid of him by | man at last In desperation left as van quished In the “survival of the fittest.’ We have the ever-present examp.e the daughter of Eve who pays so much Jattention to the business of keeping things in order that her disposition 1s OUT OF ORDER most of the ume—the Uttle woman who ts abjectly MISER- Advice to Lovers Girls’ Eehavior in Public, x M Are on the etreet or in the cars. dear girls, speak in a low, gentle volce when you Do not laugh loudly, nor giggle, nor otherwise act in a manner that attracts public attention towand you. thing to be inoculated with the spirit of | sanitation, but another matter to carry | It to the extreme of somewh: tary rummaging. | ‘Therefore the wise woman wil save | the nerves of herself and those about | her tf she would but systemize the ey | tem of tt all. She will know that | that can be made with or without | he fancy collar ind with _elther V-shaped or high eck. “In the flue. (vation white Unen < trimmed with col but ai a blow with vund avaliable for ° : ARLY TO START AND EARLY TO nace ABLE unless things are ‘Just #0; who Hr Nallava lay Gua incmisit me Genre it vau |e t s . 1g freezes. the barn bucket on May ¢) Senate never had a good man before It nA Go ot believe gor 3 , STOP KBEPS THE FAMILY PA-| materiale of fe time to depend on some other | and feels suspicious, Uncle Sim should | oot (teeth when he wante to go do behave in the manner I have desorbed as objectionable | 27 on mRoM TAKING A DROP, | e slnpler wort. teind of weather | ut for a diversion in the evening and that the glances which follow you are glances of admiration. j collar with the | try @ bad one on the Kang and see the: ier Sey eo) 5 a ure sullor beck |sump. All of which leads to the bellef HONEA ep ten eee) SAE AW 9 You may be gure thes sny man who is at al) worth I feature, “fhe Pe ccna comel eran ts ‘0 the beltef | getting dressed. while ts thinking, as he watches some girl {n a car or on tho Healthgrams. Ton ORT a hart A ag: Geiics ttn herbie wet Goa money has been more gener | Ay Miss Ayer says in “Home: “Moat street who is laughing suridently and casting affected 100K3 |e. tne Knowledem of > a the blouses , Rs | Ashes afi b ape re ee to Me mee employed to build fences than] mon take the same pessimistic view about her, that he is glad she is not his sister, Or if tne |] promise of cure Ouse ‘a gut Sun to ay he is lonely and highway ’ a * . cure. 6. : MRM ss. cannet fod eth | hae on of the confusion which accompanies the man happens to be older and @ little more kindly he may su Wat BE, tt he would go to Horsenscs a great spring and autumn carnival think to himself: You must hate dirt for the love of lite. | It is lata tn aor R Phe would be eure | pecapite the reluctant season, Judge | cleanliness, and it may be said at once] ” + wigh that girl were my daughter, s0 I could speak to her and tell her the pte Moke cyer pall ied be eninge wea | ruan has Planted his garden by fire . ~ | unpleasant comments her actions cause." Any one whose arm bears a couple of | sine hie wae” MnE* Would | running « fish line along to locate the | : ty dears, there & infadlible eign of the well-bred girl, You may judge her| good vaccination scars is well armed | begin coming his way, weed #0 they will come up straight, ‘The Easy Fame. 1 a eee poi phil 2 ifn. bdlvaedl b \ by her behavior tn public, | ‘The hum Mttle p Paper bags come tn are next 4 And never think that breeding depends on money. | st working girl can be Just as much of a gentlewoman, if she wishes Against smallpox. the seeds | A neat sign attached to an tron post | ed on the top of | | " Fly geason ta here: give them no qua has been set the Hub to aay th's.| amall sticks at the enda of the rene co obey 9: the. We 98: & ae PRRs: e patie Ae jaa te the Boston Post road It ts the only the Judge can tell what the venetvbles —_— and stow am a clenched ft stttade wa: seerby could discern the tac hen they com Re 4 “Jean up your bac , Keel ja EMG WG Maen, tuitine cece | hhokde wie chan moat ee A Misunderstanding. | ime to Go Home. Gesvage’ covered, your windows end Nah twe seta of 1%-pound raisin vt, \Shtoush whieh the chicken pi GIRL who signs her letter “M. R."*| GIRL who aligns hor letter “Vv, | doors eareened. | ota to and with the pe batt of State vious A write: | Ha" writ ye capacity of your baby's | Highwayman Macdonald, this ancient eae Respect the cap: “A young man used to call on “I a min love with a man who} me quite frequently, but lately we had seems quite fond of me. He calls fro- | & misunderstanding and now he has/ quently, but his time of coming and | ignorant mothers. ceased lis attentions, However, I find going 1s varied, Could you tell me the - I was not as much interested in him as/ proper time for him to leave? Is half-| To be heals $9 ve ehie. to share, 8 I thought I was, What shall I ov — | past eleven too late?” the world’s work, to re netonity tu Under the circumstances I should #ay| Half-past eleven ts too late for a man| te many gifts received what greator there la no very good reason why you! to terminate his call upon a young lady, | £04 fortune oan one desire: A T°. 4s no mu at m heara ; Like the voice of the mir stomach; dt 1s not bu'lt and operated to sult the mistaken notions of fond but nors from Riverside has wintered well, Lyric. For the fea is a hanp, and the winds f God hat | " sea! his rhythmic breast should try to straighten out your dif-|He should arrive between half-past| pyery room In the house should be er Whoee major and minor en are |A on the sweep of their might floulties with the young man. elght and nine and leave not later than| tne cleanest, the sleeping room the With Body and 8 ‘ Sreught half-paat ten, cleanest of them all Cne—Pattern No. 7017, material eas With infinite mystery ‘The song of the vast unrest Does Not Speak, — For the sea is a and the wind On the Phone. ba f medium size will be required 2% yards of maccrial 27, ‘or a woman o} mie, will 4. a Foremost of tho factors that make| ,. {P'insnes wide: with A 9 ollan and cul ere 1s no sorrow man has knov'n | GIRL who signs her letter “BR. for health are pire alt, pure water and |OT Maincnes Vide, IED Jor ate Paces, 36, 8, 40 and 42 inoh bust ; of : MAN who signs his letter D. ps : A a apr grief of the wordless main, | writes pure food, antagonistic factors are | neasure. ; May ov Huge n er throbs I have been frienda with a writes oarclessr and cupidity.— |, Apd bear on the sweep of the ty rea ety Goins tein te been Be a ee wish to call on a young lad ‘dune, How { THE EVENING WORLD MAY MANTON FASHION wings isa harp, and the winds | Anan who does not ike me, Whens DUt every time T telephone and ask her | — = AU, Lexington avenue and Twenty-third street, or send by The song of the vast unrest. J 4 “He's spent $1,000,000 trying to beer cet um out with this young !f 1 may call she says she is busy, Do The Difference. | mail to MAY MANTON PATTERN CO., 182 E. Twenty-third street, t ies ao passion that man Wiss sunk | Play over hia rhythmic breast | come famous enough to mate people |i oy he doos not speak to me, Is this You think she does not wish me to call?” | IN. ¥, Send ten cents in coin or stamps for each pattern ordered, MEETS ava of the deapspotied sea, | And bea pukan ce thee turn to look at him on the street.” | oo irteous I fear the young lady does not wish | IPTLE girls— These IMPORTANT—Write your address plainly and always Whose ‘ec responds to the moon's ‘ | “Huh! He could have done that! ne young man’s actions are most| you to call, But I should think you Smiles and curls, matiauma’ ‘specify size wanted. Add two cents for letter postage if in « i The song of the vast unre for $3—just by wearing the first discourteous, and I would not value his could judge that for yourself from the Little boys— hurry. i it The r] % With wwe marvellous melody, ie Willian Hamilton Huyne. | straw hat of the season Griendanip very highly were I you, Vpome of her volom Aweat notee! é , 4 ‘ -