The evening world. Newspaper, April 6, 1911, Page 18

Can You Beat It? By Maurice Ketten. The Evening World Daily Magazine, Thursday, April 6, 1911. | = Reflections ofa % @& & —= Bachelor Girl By Helen Rowland G ANGUS SHAW, Pres. ond Treas. 63 Park’ Row Entered at the Post-Oifice at New York a-Clnes Matter. tion Rates to The Evening | For Engiand and the Continent and ‘orld for the United States | AN Countries in the International © and Canad Postal Union. see cee $3.50) One Yor vo ++ 69.75 ‘ $0) One Month... Aes Copsitalit, 1911, by UN® Pives Publishing Co, (Phe Sew York World), BACHELOR ts a man wh s been vaccinated A on the heart, Optimiom isa man's happy little way of ictting the rest of the world worry along by itseit VOLTME ELEVATOR a THE SUPERIOR ISSUE. AYOR GAYNOR in M ter to Chief Magistrate ‘\doo cites police reports to show that on | 1 out of 10% pany curtain or other T charge thee, Bachelors, beware of platonic friendship, for by that de lusion fell the egotists, a yaTrooms le," and that eince ner Cropsey took office “1,439 unfor- 1 and tried The “art! cf lovemaking consists in being able te drew on wour tmage ination, but nowadaus the average man hasn't sufficient imagination to hold anything bigger than a dollar sign and 1,257 convicted.” These facta are interesting enoug not pertinent to the superi ing the eo-called “wave of crime.” ‘The serious eharges are not that licensed saloons evade the Sund When a mon can't think of any good reason’ why a woman shouldn't indulge tn ove of hts amusements he brands it as “unwomanty,” and thue | shoos her « ¥ preserves, in themselves, but they are r issue raised in the controversy concern- y law, but that illicit barrooms are The quickest way to erase one fuce | another across the tablet of memory ts to draw in operation all the time; not that bad women parade the streets, but that crooks and criminals of all sor m™ FIGURING ° from beggars and sneak ELEVATOR ELEVATOR One consolation in the thought that th , in Heaven ts thieves to burglars and fooipads, have become bolder and more men- <—@ THE: WEIGHT Senco that there won't be any prospective June brides there tu patronize you with acing to property and to life than at any other time in our recent PASSENTERS that “Poor tin anner. history. ” Bor 5 h The Max } A any aoe | t lio It isn't the cost of going abroad, but what it your Ruse The Ma ld con main point and meet public band amused ut re that makes a women's pe LsIve, criticism on its merits. The citizens that elected him wish his ad- . ‘ ministration to justify He will have none but himself In the metrimontal market a brewer with a tony p ig rth tes to blame if he loses tlicir confidence, geniuses with long o4e- WITHIN THE PROFESSIONS. ROM the report of the membe of the New Y« it is learned tha Royal Children and How They Are Brought Up i By Henry W. Fischer se. lip committee k County Lawyers’ Association of 12,130 lawyers in the city upward of three thousand signed the roll of mem- Se bership when the or ganization started three years ago; that of these 680 have since dropped ‘ Doras te ing Co, (The New York W No. 8—Italy’s out, some of them stating that they cannot afford Too MUCH ELEVATOR HERG CARS TELL Him dren. | Sahiy. Of he other ohildren, satiting with to pay the fees, $10 a year. j THIS CAR 1S et OVERLOADED HE 15 Too 255 Galty official Income of tne| Nei? teacher to @ Ion t t's The figures re something of the intensity of the struggle in OVERLOADED PARTICULAR K ne ot tt iy : ; u ai ines elae ee a all professions, for it is safe to say the condition is not peculiar to | bieny Ay Ged Near ve av ce be in lawye: Doctors, clergymen, engineers, artists, actors and authors | Refolenllyaaist eellrdepende | nomlcally as 4 5 till depend- | have each within their confraternity a number of brothers that cannot | am ta slows: Instrucs ent upon the precarious resources i carte keep up with the procession and yet who will not drop out. th ley pee a| {ana is ine ‘ These men are not always either the worst or the weakest of the live in far more! Atal es ? wate profession. Some of them doubtless have fine talents and soaring eae critas alrive, 8up- aspirations, but are lacking in business qualities. They know not 2 von, 4 ree child's how to make their way in the market. ‘Their hopefulness or their boast of more ponies and por Sworn it dounae obstinacy is often pathetic. They fall into poverty and sometimes leature King Be 25 barabtica sEeoabe y tarsbe into wretchedness, but still they stay in the professional class and scorn those that follow a trade. sons in natur Lat alks and tal«s—park, for- 1s teach then all they need Crown Prince Umberto (Pr mont) will b keten years old next & as two older sisters, JO-\ 4, know of vial and flower Ife, while orn in the sienmer keeping of thelr petty personal a A BOOK BY ROBIN. ai : ie not, quite| , A® the Younger children have never rincese nn S Bot Gate) seen told of the death of King Hum- OSEPH G. ROBIN is to write a book. It fs not oe, ie Umberto Kk it into nia vead that a portralt of the Pope he ear n his father's study represented “grandpa.” Now, as a reward for hav- ing been very good, he exacted from s9 @ promise “to take him to | grandpa. Though t of Madrid | Queen has béen | maintaining he c | children. Wh val reminded his Majesty that tlon demanded the appointment of a governor fe future K v burt rivals th n etiquette, eseful eo far Fa case of the unexpected. A man of his energy, versatility and egotism cannot permit all of this notoriety and free advertising to pass unused to his profit. Moreover, there is a possibility he may use it to the profit of others also. Mr. Jarr Discovers the Art of Turning Insurance Policies Into Summer Fiction “You must do as you promtsed,"" eald dr. S A i , , “C But in case T ahouldn't,” replied Mr.) aurance, ‘The first thing a second wite) “You only think of yourself, I might | EN" yoke ehhh eld Queen. ‘Take the boy to one of the Dr. Samuel Johnson long ago laid down the doo-| By Roy L McCardell, Jarr. “Or even if I did, there are the| does ts to have the insurance made over | have known,” said Mrs. Jarr. jeer pr ricer T am ad > audiences at the Vati Theea't trine that every man at maturity has had in the course of his life|66 HAT'S that your pocket?) citideen, ‘The insurance ts for their|to her and then be mean to the first) “Why, no," said Mr. Jarr. ‘This pol- | lly Ph eae ig ete eta ave my children develved or Med to.” 7 ; ; , A letter you forgot to mall?” i | Uttle chil-|{oy, by the payment of a small extra > eS "a When the Papal major domo learned experiences out of which east one iaintenence “and education in case I schildren, And my poor little y, by the paym. a euaitpn as AadGhi Ar aGlalas eee 4 ; ae at | ast n interesting and useful hook asked Mra, Jarr, aa she\ite either before or after you." Arent. Wat orlli aspen toes than? ‘oeemiumminpuneai ZOU, toc Te you ware tee Le. ales ache al te GE tue Mie vlnterner cee could be made. ‘The only questions involved in the writing of such ne m lave en-/ runt I've heard that talk before.” | Well, I'd come back and haunt you!” |to be killed or hurt tn an accident of |" | Nas raltuluad Mom making 4) nin to the gardens, w 6 Holy a book by any man are, first, whether he has suMfcient j velope protruding said Mra, Jarr, "I've Known other] “you are one of the most active of any kind I'd be pal eee mberto by dressink) rather was promenading. Pius wae de- ie ‘ has sufficient judgment to from the inside of women to serimp and save and pinch|our little trouble borrowers,” aaid Mr.| “Do you think it is nice to regara| 2m Up In a togaery. This roval| vented with the p know which of his experiences are of real value; second, whether he has the honesty to write the truth. No one can question that Robin's career has been suMeien teresting to justify a book. id and hight title was ex- Mr. Jarr's when he home ev | noy 1s a child first, last aud all the jand deny for the sake of insurance, and] Jarr, “Anyway, THIS insurance fs 1n | injuries happening to me as money Hes : aA, z han C&M after they had gone the man married|case I am killed or injured by acci-|making possibilities?” asked Mrs. Jarr. | hen is Miss Titekson, a Seoteh girl, the other |ayatn and the second wife got the dn-! aent.” “Let me look at it ea i. ! aa en aie é i na ‘ | She was handed mana 1 when the Prince of Plea pont and give him his blessing, and the tly in- ’ “No, It: 4 Tf he has had no share in the great issues | he large envelope, | 2° F per [She elected her from a large number Naercted which was not sealed, and she took out | Atel ay | King was not @ bit angry when he fal nr Jars, i" | of applica ‘on account o} ptoom-| everett AIT, f the na : . Mad ‘ . the policy and looked it over PER EDE erento e ae falnena | 28E aor naugurates of t nation, he has at least been close to the inside of high somewhat gulkily, | Ww h t E | why, T don't get @ cent if T only lose ne h ah i ran evalees full ae api ina Lstwarn Guinier finance, and if he has known no great men he has known several ane know it 18 a ver Vv a finger,” she sald. “It eays here: ‘For |@24 00d Reneral a \¥a Jarre, 'T | hig ones. His book, therefore, can be made vided he writes it with over-educated governess ts Mable! two or more fingers, §%.' What good aner ducpieg: movernens. We don’t believe you'd ‘ot |t? Neglect the physical for the mental! aaa H us band KO WS} |ronaite ao me to ioe a aoger ana not | nerinct tne muvsical for te men! There Is No Past. quite instructive, pro- the two requisites of good judgment and be pald for it?” ees letter tf tt had 14) |@ Duree with a strident voice may rob By C M.W.G leaf, honesty of purpose, But those are rare quali * “Tata for @ Aimocation, if you'll | yy Cora M. W. Greenleaf, sty 5 nalities, A phono yh attachment to it th f thelr chlef chs well - a rare quallt j AL BRONORTAOH ‘Atiachment tontt: that By Sophie Irene Loeb. read It carefully.” anid Mr. darn, “or |stls of one of their chief charmewell) pA Aiea gry not dea those NODBY +040 ss luteus the AGaSe weal’ Let moll [the dislocation of two or more fingers, aeolian, eat) 6p | days gone by. sea,” | Copyright, 1011, by The Press Publishing Co, (The New York World), | $28. OPEN AIR MARFS THEM STRONG.) ; They b umn that much of Ife HABERDASHERY THIEVES. Midi sere aiara wand ites oink Ana nothing, not cent i T onty| ame average pond hesitv of royal ahil=| qe fun ARNT wan in Mr. Jirr's pockers sovetimes| “Where Thou Goest, There) ss? some dive Monday morning to atgiocate one finger?” asked Mre. Jarr.! aren ty no doubt | fue te thets Now no part of our fe can ever die, UT of the organization o ) » | she'd r 1 ) find the horizon line quite blue in the |ewnhat's the use of such @ palloy? T| ory ich of thelr time | atic ° ed get up tn the night to look. : privilege of ape not their time! ; : : R! f the Haherdashers’ Ieee car Dalen AARNE Will IGo.” Gomestic domain; that they have one | know, ag ourely as Tam standing here,|In the open aie, Tun roval antidren of | We Hved them, foy or grief eague comes a revelation of the curious fact that {tout "a an acctient Insur-| thelr way 40 long that ft t@ an UN-|tnat if T were to meet with an accident | tojy are even more favored than others» fraugh A the robbery of haberdaehers’ shops in this city | toy." | CVAID a thinking woman the other] USUAL matter to go any oth IT dislocate only one finger, and then! in that respect hy helug kept in tho | 1% Our hencet rand for aye, ' A # shops in thie city has ‘Tm eure we've got enough insurance S day, “If mora women were ever| there Is the oft reourring cry all te money would have been pa! ee nearly all dav long, During aum: | There 1# no dead, unknowing yeaterday been carried to such an extent that the dealers | », s to pay for, said Mrs, Jarr. ready to accompany thetr hus-| wife does not UNDERSTAND | without any return. I never have any! mer in the eurroundings of the royal “outs es to pay to ; , In the eurrounil t the royal), ia oe sina ah 1 find themselves forced to combine d 1 know that every time T need a dress bands we would] ‘The thought Kreps recurring unttl() io | Ae ter in the ex-| Cur memory the casket that shall hold ne and to co-operate et needa: 8 have fewer mari-| the man assumes the attitude of a real country hoirses, rin \Pxperiences worth fer more than gold as a leacuo in self-detansa, orn hat and ask you for a little extra } “If you call tt luck to meet with en| tenatve Quirinal gardens 1 Sepsbieg and eens Sympathy BUA Vqectdent, T don't,” aaid Mr. Jarr. ar ice, Gave the world wai f 001 pond ¢ ; n th be 8 BETTER| ine society with members ready to| “Wells {f you don’t call % duck what] open at all aldes, are set up, where t Mace to tive in [help(?) at. the pevehological, moment, {44 sou get the policy for?” asked Moe. | chiiaren may play with snow « For, after all, [and he learns to do without the woman |" AOSATAY) GONE WINE VA XAY. In rainy orner | compatibility fa) Who bears his name Dleasant reading ahout amputations end o¢ one of these s ed in by] Past days are present long as memories ONLY poastoie | Certainly ‘there are monfents when | Uslorationa and total disablement®.| sings and wire neiting to serve ne a last CNET Gommthla.|. Certainly “there « BALA. LAM I a day sick room ff any of the ehildren| Within the brain's firm mould they're MUTUAL tne| some interest apart (and that in quite}, Wnat 40 son expect an @onkient Gol-| nappen to be Ill. The Impromptu hos poured ‘and cast 1 jewels to t mo’ aR bali det oney You always get out of it by say- It is believed the thieves are membors of a eon-| ink: ‘I can't Jet vou have tt, I've got souls they eriiead phelters, ridera band, and address to get er irance to pay this week." q It's all for you, What are you kiek- 8, from which positions they aid | ing about Ked Mr. Jarr, for, as ces on the outside, ‘Thus the loss from the depreda- |’ teat intimated, tie was in no very tions is large. In some of the principal shops it to thousands of dollars a y m are of sufficient repute and| « sand! 1 jk to drift and dream of times called ther, The sunniest ment as ers is fe their accomp! is said to amount] “h. you ne t eomimence to tell Fh jme again that I'l get a lot of a oney ley to be? Light and pleasing summer has a etove for emergencies, b Vie 4 . : rout terest.” jan st should be, {nm ight degree), but | Be 5 pital has 5 Ghovlifting } 1 2 Ny 4 7 jit you aid Mrs, Ja Youll pha ae i G eee ere, {fiction?” asked Mr, Jarr. such seldom arise. [Shaped in an instant by our heedless Shoy gc has generally deemed a crime peenliar to {outlive me many aare ‘ Nothing — more | IN THE MAIN the path that breathes | cir von one, mould prefer to read . | oust FE aa aa vel pith a know t de ani ainvaast I) Bie @aid thik an enoiaa, Ih uarconin true! Certainly | happiness is paved with the solid | Uh 1 ‘gummer fiction, I’ | oe coe aul ea women. It wn that department stores have to keep continual | A t4) the a8 Poggi lhinedn: oi rane oewl in the course of| stones of COMRADESHIP jaa eis pl al di Realty | been devoted to the three Ts for quite 2p dees LaMarerinions, SOF aie. 9 Bk guard against it. But the assumption has been that men are proot “4 vuman events,! She may have her sawing circle and | SAPPY i #9) mello, tat sind never .Giterninied (Und) tile. rany. univerne gen me stil inst that kind of temptation; wh (pene the Mttle house lady may ‘“tust detest’ | mothers’ meetings, and he his lodges |” ay ay J ‘ rr? aga 1 mptation; that no man steals neckties or The Pessimist. sash things G0 andar GAA Bare) nd Gesia CAPER @LS ats bul ca Aha!" eata Mr. Jarr. “I eee now how eocks. Now we learn they are worse than tha ladies, rid ane the 5 to get rich quickly! Write insurance pol- , : of acrobata and | tera that mark the pleasures of each : h D [icles for women that will read Mk | I e ay s oo tor e people singing at the ceiling and clog| sax, Rut the times for GOING ‘To. | cles for women th read ike love | les | stories with happy endings. Like this dancing and such; and how any man|GETHER form the dmportant mil | | . Now that the dreadful calamity was an-enjoy tt is more than rhe can/ stones of existence that tell the tales! ast, Harold Floasfinder realized with a and another ancient claim of superiority goes glimmering through the units of | things that were, int : lNepdpetaedl Wat) seen demiaa’ pawns let eee Cucisce | Raa HIMES Tone SMe meee Human Nature. Ton toe et eee Ir along, let's go,"" at !8 nw No longer ts tt necessary for the! yim tram Gwen, the {dol of his dreams, | [RANK MOFFATT chancel to fall tn with ad the ereaher said to ag though the OREY propoat-|ewomen folk” to go off in a corner and |‘The poverty thet had parted him had ion RN . enain.! 4 Letters From the Peo 1 | # long heen eliminated from teave the lords of creation the centre loca away on the wines of the mer Sane ; 1 eit matntatn p e t a emony, and tt ts quite the stage Not much, We haveling in the operating ward ont Va t : remenenewnrenennenrwrnrenonentarnnnnananen, ty \ to" the an herself, ed en may discuss the] «what were the loss of limbs when |* tr wre bad Jue sti) amar! the waa! o ; * | For itn oy An the game course) topica of the day quite on an equality | happiness was geined? With lis total Wel * sald Moffatt, “barring pour y “Hovt tm | oat of ont i a I they had left at three cants | jot an ¢ s that Ja basi. She knows whereof she speaks. |disability premium pald, he and Gwen, @, 1 talok he ie o blankety Wank | 5, Brvoanly, 2, Veterinary eurgenn cou! hye | x ainounta | heart playing euc and} Bhe is ALIVE! No tgnorance ts piles |thete future happiness assured, could i PGA mae ea caad i aidaka lca * Ri oe ‘ee nev Luce » use of folks wran-| enough to keap her {n the background. jtake the little cot at Newy art, AR for | ¢ 1 | How It Looked, jong ied comands » ) ARONSON, e a ltdle prize, yet thal She walks side by side with man, and |Gwen, ponny Gwen, had he not had the | prove your lang ou know peti one cal iat Sinng in Shakespeare, |. ran did want to foin that eight] he haw no reason to be ashamed of her. |¢orethought to take out for her «| maa.—San Fr van 1X DOMINI the F The Eveuing World |e ° >t meets “but every two] You may be quite sure that every | peneficial supplementary policy? i I conju remony ia The Apple Problem. Aro; ft ton of ‘olde James, dear, and, of cc 1] husband knows when the Indy is mak-| + True, she hhad lost hoth feet in the | Rubbing It In. Nigalnet aa eyes] To the Editor of The Evening World new" slang Mokena in fs ko A tng a SAGRIFIOR for him, and he k that had i tow PPRESENE ALINE MEEBLURS, tn an elo: 3 a) T offer this eniution t é prob. | MF she of au unpopoiar acto, So there ire. Tt ll resolves itself! does NOT forget dt, although he may! But that placed their love upon a t nt add H Clarinda, pointed the ane ‘of the cone Jem: The dealors sold t apples seven | "Ne ting @ hand.” Bhakespe. trto a matter of RACLPROCITY and| not put it in words, For there are|footing, With their united benefits they | 4.” aunncas sat 1a’ ana one " for one cent. The one having fifty in “The 1 & of the Shrew" says tariff must be pald on both aides.| many, many ‘happy married people, {might ive in comfort even if they | addresses, which atrorated a gore et - @ppies sold seven cents worth, leav You may be jogging while your bo Some things come in mutually free| quite contrary to the cry of the cynic. |ghould afterwam art, for they could ats for. W niaaion, dr Hee Pll 4 rte ae ome apple in stock. The one having |are gree That latter quotation |ana easy, but on others the 4 is| And how do they attain the happy |take out other policies which would tn. | | '7ur sls fabio ta bok ® fi) bine, for Biatee mel fe ry for him, “He ain't go’ ne thirty apples sold four cents’ worth,| seems to me not far removed from] “Don't kick about the storm, 81,|hicher, according to the rating at-| state? Not by traversing each his own|sure them pecuniary compensation in| fcky xls statesmen, coarse reiiere like Brown | Wimmen him, has hes" Yeaving two epples in stock, The one | yhile your @hoes are good,” |‘April showers bring May flowers.'"| tached to st. path, but Dy knowing that {t 19 good to |case of heart trouble!’ "* bree ani aaee nian having ten appies sold one cent's worth, in point of resemblance, at least. “yi but, b'gosh, ‘April sleet; These you~ go - your - way-I'll-go-mine| KBHBP TRAVELLING THE LIND OF | “Wweil, anyway, tt would be pleasanter wood. egisiture, ‘always mistook abuse for argu- | oul det de teck of bie coat was aseed ny leaving three apples in a They Mire, A. R. GOMEZ |eplies May wheatl'” | people who keep it up as 0 steady diet LEAS? RESWIANCE TOGETHER weeding,” eaid Mire, Jarr, ‘ment, Brown, though, once went too f1 in «| ced underuhiet wee echowia’ through,” 3 = SR nc RN TT LETTE TE TE TTT ELT LOTR IVT