The evening world. Newspaper, March 10, 1911, Page 21

Let George Do It! ALL RIGHT, DAUGHTER! PAPA~ ™ GOING TO WEAR MY HAREM SIRT TONIGHT! NOU THINK OF THIS DRESS, JOE! & Copyright, 1011, by The Press Publishing Oo, (The New York World), Pree _— = — etre By George McManus N-i-g—-h-t ! T HOPE Joe WILL LIKE IT WHEN HE CAUUSFOR ME TONIGHT: HE WONT SIT IN HIS HOUSE UNTIL HE APOLOGIZES TO Yob! WASN'T THEM THE Goop = OLD Days t é = NS wi 4 Sayings of & & &% % ‘Pirs. Solomon Being the Contessions of the Seven Hundredth Wife esusiced By Helen Rowland Coveriat, 1011, by The Pree Publishing Co. (The New York World) OW long, O, thou Foolish One, wilt thou seek to H APE after men? For what ts there in MAN that thou shouldet yearn to resemble him? Lo, in “meeting” thou cryest out, “Man de vile!” Yet thou hastenest home and inatructest thy modiste to fashion thee a “harem-scarem" skirt. And henceforth thou appearest as a NEAR-MAN, In the tempies and the highways thou denouncest him, yet in the cozy corner thou flirtcst with him and seekest to enenare him. In the Woncn's Ciub thou callest him “Oppressor!” and “Tyrant!” yet im private thou callest him “Honey Boy” and coddlest him with sugared words. Thou makest me exceeding TIRED! Thou admonishest him because he doth not MARRY, 17+ thou feedest the BACHELORS with sweetmeats and flattery and makes. -neir lives one Jong, sweet song. And WHY sh attention of ON. Thou deporest his evil ways, yet have I seen thee practisc long hours in secret to imitate his WAY of holding a cigarette. By day thou svarchest for a way to annihilate him from off the face of the earth, yet by night thou searchest for a way to kecp him AT HOME, ali they exchange the attentions of ALL women for the in- ? I have wat 1 ye in the red-ink restaurant, when ye sought to appear “sporty,” and, behoid, ye WE funny! For, one of ye held a cigarette as though it were a lead pencil, and an- pother ag though it were a@ dangerous weapon. Yet not onc TINGUISHED her cigarette when she had finished smoking. And I mocked ye, saying: “Ye are ALL amateurs!" But as for ME, 1 shall cling unto my ruffles and my tratling skirts, and ‘my femininity until the last trumpet! I shall defend my corsets with my dying gasp, and my curls and my bangles shall not be wrested from me. For the Lord hath made me a WOMAN; and why shall I think that He hath made a MISTAKE! Lo, I do not bow doten and worship Man; netther do I seek to IMITATE him; neither do I despise him. For he is neither a TIN-GOD, nor a dangerous microbe, He pleascth me, yet he doth not AWE me. I can live with him, or WITHOUT him. But these cre my “WOMAN'S RIGHTS,” and I shall claim them: The right to a seat in a strect-car, The right to say my SAY. The right to change my mind, The right to shed tears without shame, Vhe vichi to be supported and coddled, The right to the LAST WORD, Selah! among ye BX- » Betty Vincent's Advice to Lovers When She Does Not Care for Y cannot make a girl Mke you sted in you naturally t and of her ow ‘ord it that you can arouse ‘i terest by what might ca “sh is." Put yoursel: in the girls’ place men. Suppose you personally did care for a particular girl, And suppose were to pursue you with sorts of atte think such conduct would m you admi more’ Or would you be m to becom } if the girl were to leave you alone? \ Parently d. ed me, I would not hope to char }/ it Hngs towurnd me by upon her avery night. L would cal } “and not bo too impre my attentions when I was with her. { th RET Nina He Was Rade, 1s Atten'ive. te G win slians her letter “2 GIRL who signs her letter * I have known a young mar A young man calls on me ar ‘ Jor some time, but recently we had afl like him, but do not love him. H Roosevelt anil ery rude home from business and Jong speaks man wisnes to tae. tive. Do you thir } “today. Gant 1 do | me? And if so, teavelled {he young m apology, but} fotver Prag Your friendship with hin young man may merely admire which the Coit®" Who under any circ yorSand not love you at all, But if you making him unhappy do not per- him to see you quite so often, grounds, gddresk % Young lady rudely 1s : an + RA HUMPTY DUMPTY SAT OW A WaALL- | NUMPTY DUMPTY HAD A GREAT FALL | THE AWFUL WASNT FORESEEN RESULT OF {TF Oran ! THERES THar CITTce Migs PEACH, THE MiLUrwER !" bed An pened MERCY! VE LOS pap | WwonT Swe RE SURPRISED J To see me! Steet D | (Copyright, 1911, by the Bobby Merri in P PRECEDING ¢ HAPTER Pa i t CHAPTER V., for DAAK, The Evening World Daily Magazine, Friday, March 10, 1911. Copyright, 1911, by The Presa Muulishing Co, (The New Tork World), COME Now! You REMEMBER, YOUR OL cH RA Y TAC’ WAY, GEORGE, COULD You SPARE M n The Shell Game) «#[Bae.Wnij« By_Will B. Johnsto t aataisitaaieall REMEMBER WHEN You WERE A LITTLE KID SO HIGH ¢ of | | e{|/“Cheer Up, Cuthbert!” ole What’s the Use of Being BlueP There Is a Lot of Luck Left By Clarence I. Cullen Copyright, 1011, ty The Press Publishing Co, (The New York World), Y" can Win with a “Lucky Punch” » Man, who worked that phrase to « éras- Just about Once! ale! the| ‘The Bose is pretty near-sighted, but he never fails to spot the chap who tries to Tabloid his Job! Some of most Valuable In- struction ever kot was when the; Wolf was at the Door! The man who} talks a whole lot | ‘The line of demarcation between Con- sistency and Pig-Headedness is so fine that some of ua never can trace it! We took to a Cyclone Collar just Onoa, about himself! and then tt Caved In on us! « iy i suoner or lel a) ey i finds out The Battle of Life must pan |en polgnant meaning | Pointy—the Decision doesn't “oqge ‘till of Lonesomeness! | we're Deceased! a | It's all right to imagine that the} It's pathetic how we try to make | world owes you a Hving tf you act! ourselves béeHeve that we're Waiting as your own Collector! | for Something to Turn Up when - {we're merely Loaying! | There are some Kinds of Self-Hftace- | ment that mean Self-Bradtcation! Napoleon w. them See Him! a Runt, Out he made a i) Some of us never Delleve that the | Crusher hae beon rolled over us until we're flattened out Iike a Bae-Reliet! Ambition does nearly all of tte nap- ping In Coay Corners! Some of us aspen eady that our and the Chance V much time thustasm Adal hes, After you've taken a peek at the Life | Insurance Migures on Longevity you'll ‘ | Achievement I @ plodder, but #@N-} hegin Fight Away! : jerally he noses Luck out at the wire! ces ; aeort Our Idea of Nothing Multiped by a + A good way to lose friends 48 to| Goone-Eg 19 the fellow who blames “use” them? somebody else for Getting Him Pokled! : Often tt'y the man who hates to Buy} A Laudabdle Purpose is aj right es a Pig tn a Poke who looks abused when | long as it doesn’t ask to be Lauded! H asked fur References! — i ‘The eallor on a ship that’s becalmed | Every time a man says to ‘To de} sets himselg to whistling for e wind— andid with you," de, we think! and we'd hate to say how often we've « Miller, the famous Confidence seen his dope work out all right! 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