The evening world. Newspaper, March 10, 1911, Page 20

i The Evening World Daily Magazine hakespeare's SSLove Stories ? Pablished Datty Except Sund 7. pr ,the Frees Pi Troan * By Maurice Ketten. 8. ANGUS SHAW, Pres. and Treas, JOSEPH PULITZER Juntor, Bee'y. 63 Park’ Ro 63a Park Row Entered at the Post-Office at New York as Second-Clase Patter tion Rates to The Evening| Por Engiand and the mtinent and orld for tie United Stai AM Counttle ernational end Canada o ¥ ci $0.75 __ eens »/ One ‘ t Be Fors 85 330) One Month: : VOLUME 51 BERLIN'S G OUCH. | In the ai Union. Copyright, 1911, by The Press Publishing Oo, (The New York World), VIOLA AND ORSINO,—In “Twelfth Nicht.” IOLA and Sebastian were twin sister WHY (5 By Atsert PavsonIERHUNE. SHEEHAN 7 Doo and brother. So alike were they ) ITH the gathering of our armies and flects in tho’ that, save for their dress, they could neighborhood of Mexico comes the usual Berlin not be distinguished one from the complaint of our aggressiveness. The press of that lavrpirg sith Wee Fee Ee OE ; city discusses the situation in what the Aoapatshes trom Mossaline, thelr alitp want 0 pieces off ; describe as “a aabre rattling tone. The organ |the Illyrian coast. Viola was carried ashore 4 of the larger financial interests of Germany is ‘by the captain, but could find no trace of her vine i i i " 910 Ameri- brother. quoted as saying: “It is certain that since the summer of 18 cans, with their usual unscrupulousness, have been exerting them- INSURGENTS, The better to secure herself from insult, eelves to secure the annexation of Central American States and now she put on a suit of boy's clothes. Thus dis- Jeo Mexico.” | ‘guised, she sought service at the Duke of -aeupl | Illyria’s court. The young Duke, Orsino, felt The “grouch” disclosed in this display of temper is an outcome | | strangely attracted to the supposed lad; and | of the new world politics of plutocracy, and especially of German | made Viola his confidential page. Orsino was plutocracy. German enterprise and migration have built up large | hopelessly in love with the Countess Olivia, a interests in Latin America, and naturally the Germans would prefer | | « WHY IS Don't WHY 1S Y) 3 te have those interests protected by the Kaiser rather than by the SHEEHAN 4 KNOW. SHEEHAN f i President of the United States. : AS ‘ Once upon a time a French Pmperor undertook to protect for- { ign interests in Mexico. The experiment was costly. Berlin finan- * giers had better leave it to Taft. ecient SKIMMED MILK AT HARVARD. TRANGE is the story from Cambridge that Har- vard’s lofty dining halls have been serving skimmed milk to her aspiring and haughty “men.” “Can such things be and overcome us like a summer’s cloud without our epecial wonder?” That there was a time when Harvard as an all nourisuing mother of students and scholars fed her successive classes on mush and milk we know. Is not the fact chronicled in the lives of Adams and Quincy and Russell and Lowell, and many snother poet, philosopher and statesman? But at least the milk was | and sweet and whole. It was neither skimped, skimmed nor eophisticated. It was worthy both of the mush it covered and the mouths it fed. . But now that Harvard has become the luxurious, voluptuous mother of athletes; now that her sons are dandies; now that her halls are palaces and her dormitories are a Gold Const, she has to kim her milk to mect the cost of living! Such petty economies among princes are but too common. The | incident is sad only because Harvard thought she was getting cream. | FRANKLIN’S METHOD. AYOR GAYNOR, in his letter to Gov. Dix on the Senatorial contest, said the contending factions cc pe beautiful heiress, who not only scorned his suit, Orsino, Yet he not only pained her by endless praises of Olivia, but resolved ¢o INQUIRE use his new page as go-between to plead his suit with the unyielding Countes love with the supposed page. In other words, Viola loved Orsino. Orstno toved alone held the key to the secret. Sir Andrew Aguecheek, a rejected sultor of Olivia's, sought to force a quarrel Viola would assuredly be condemned to death. Lovely, loving in vain, her life in perti, her brother lost, she was the unhapplest mald in all Illyria. Andrew met Sebastian, who had been rescued from the wreck and had come to | Ulyria in search of sister. Mistaking Sebastian for Viola, Sir Andrew re- whom she, too, mistook for Viola, the Countess renewed her protestations of love, This me, to her delight, she wag not repulsed. Be Inst some y change of mind en her 1} and Sebastian were married Viola as her husoand, Viola, in amazement, denied she had married Olivia, ‘THe Countess brought forward the priest, who declared but even refused to receive his messengers. (NEXT. door Sorrowfully enough, poor Viola set out for Olivia's house to urge her m pith Olivia, and Olivia loved Viola, whom, !n page's dress, on Viola, as a dangerous rival, Were Orsino to know that his page had un- One day, as she was leaving Olivia's house, she was attacked by Sir Andrew, newed the ajtack. But Olivia, who happened to be passing, threw herself be- DON'T ASK ME. | beautiful woman making ardent love to him, was only afterward Orsino, with Viola and some other attendants, came to aa ca he had performed the cerefnony. Orsino turned en Senet And now began @ tangle of complications. Viola had fallen tn love with - | cause, But, at sight of her, Olivia promptly fell in A Tangle of aa t Complications, ae eer ~~ F she mistook for a man. Of the unlucky trio, Viola wittingly won Olivia's heart tnstead of forwarding the Duke's own courtship, who tried to make her fight. She escaped, in mortal fear. A little later Sir tween the combatants, and ordered Sir Andrew away. Then, turning to Sobastian, NEXT Door on, They went together to Olivia's | ouvia to speak in his own behalf. To the Duke's horror, Olivia tenderly addressed Gleatear Up: Viola in fury, denouncing the page as @ vile traitor oa Kind master. Just then Sebastian appeare. To the astonishment so much alike that yuld tell which was ery one, the two “page: —rushed {nto each other's arms, Then, Ittle by litle, the truth came out. 0} could adapt herself easily to new conditions. ept Sebastian as her husband, The Duke, too, was so deeply touched by Vi that his heart suddenly turned from Olivia to the g | loved him, Viola, who seems to have beer isfle that she could get, eagerly accepted his to become his wife, = A WAs evidently'a wor or she was quite silent devot (NEXT—Othelio ond Desdemona.) ee i should come to an agreement by yielding “a little OLD i here and there.” He concluded by asking, “Why | _ yi cannot that be done?” | Under the circumstances the question was curi- Is There or Is There Not an Invisible Guest cirenmlocntory fellow who, on being asked by a lady if ho were a widower, replied with « bow vous. lt gave a weak and impotent conclusion where the public expected vigor and potency. Naturally it occasioned remark and J n the Ja rr H ousehold ? J t Is a Dark My stery seemingly failed to strengthen the hands of the Governor in the contest that threatens in a large measure to discredit his leadership in bis party. a widower, ma'am, aa it is be who has never married, er A Womcn’s Way. T never hia sf. ever been arrested on a charge Covyrtght, 1911, ty The trees Publishing Oo, | battle-nxe!" ¢ a oe ee ae cried Mrs. Jarr, roused to a, body else we know—the Stryvera, the; brewed and the battle ts on and the | ay By Roy L. McCardell show of spirit. _ [Rangies, the Hicketts, the Jenkinses,| blood is flowing and the weapons are PROMINENT banker jo this ety way tate But in reply to a Socialist who challenges him to debate the y Koy L. cCardell. Shall 4 orted Mr. Jarr, “What ]and—well, everybody, without dev clashing and the wounded are shriek- A oS ies of some 2 A Nate 7 ; rT; "LL show you who's boss of this|¢l*e ts she?” ing any animosity, no matter how we jing and'’— i swer that question." “Wom Mayor cited Benjamin Franklin as authority for saying that the best | I house!" cried Mr. Jarr, angrily. “She's my mother; that's what she ts!|agree or disagree about them, But let] How far Mr. Jarr's descriptive elo Bthowght 90. | business It is hardly necessary to give|/And as the topic be Old Lady Rain-in-the-Face | quence would ve carried nalet Upon your ee oe ere ie way “to convince another is to state your case moderately and then | ecratch your head or shake it a little and say that is the way it seems | to you. ® * - If you go at him in a tone of positive- Mr, Jarr's re in full, The tion as qu above is suffictent ried Mt you don't re: It because you don't respect M “There, of Brooklyn and it might as well bejnever be kne + |religion or politics or rich -American] looked at him defiantly sald? Mr. hfgirls marrying broken-down foreign | © noblemen, Whoof! the spark hits the ; of + time I come home from abroad storms rs at New ¥ City suspect me of belng a smuggler, — Cl | 1 reed ca i Waat aid yo . We ten ness and arrogance you only make an opponent of him.” to show that they | discussed tt Ing trouble. |powder, away goes self-restraint and anaey meant] Circumlocutory. ji Lape hat Franklin’s method was excellent when Franklin used it A. were heated, We can sit down and talk about everys!common courtesy, wer medicine is |r . mid al paces ae “put T don't see] ——= —- ——— but you, = | war dances owas indisputable, but—did Franklin ever argue with Murphy or} Sheehan? & $2 é irieked HE late Indae. Craig il member of the Its d why youtn t mamma | Philadelphia, “had in Ainst my moth was coming for a few Jays, because I| of indirect and, round Ly y fter all those! W h at E very have a lot of sewing to do for the ahil- ih ei ell lee ct esis ni} but you, I simply veal Jant in a libel sult,” ‘Answer with a plain year sald Mrs i ldren, and she's promised to help me. | yes or no. Why, sir, you remind tre ot tour o ; WAITING TEE MILLENNIUM. pee eres Mier ai Husband Knows i And you go stark, raving mad. -_ - — » al . spITING 1 ‘ And that's why 1 do. | EORGE W. PERKINS has been addressing to a ' you can't deny It. My dear mamma a ” ‘i ; A Mountains and Mole-Hills| *"", tle with a continuous MOtto | Farr, “And the term ts @ « ness” to decide all issues of corporations and trusts. By Sophie Irene Loeb. said Mr. apliment. nmed a bolero © very “You called her a war whoop—no— { 9% battieship!—and it's all the same, and [\ these years of that old battle commercial congress in Atlanta a plea for the es- trouble-makir . | battleship! TI i my mother an old | Bareeshiets he (ast tablishment of a national “Supreme Court of Busi- | <= i Cine ace ou Bhalt No » when she does come starts us to quarel- | What does she alns ARE spoiled by here? . | IM was always an untidy individual.) ‘suppose the cu By way of persuasion he said: “The millennium|/$’ In the Tall J Bae (eeuitnta iain Kepler his smoking. The world is full of cur- ee | e ts sim- ‘ ye ive houg’ ried to inculcate in him a profound | tains. Or if he finds it pleasant to smoke aay th me just y espe- has not yet arrived, but no thoughtful man will Ti ber | catgaes tar puee lic Gs us fcua tk enone ehc ou Kar ed foraue el with me Ju Weil anapted to deny that there has been o great awakening of the business conscience m things in theitlpecter than the fellow who makes it a ae to small places it was sust | pc vwao find youth. ssible for him 3 ein recent years.” = The “thoughtful man” whom that phrase finds with leisure to sible? Or what matter if he forget tb im | to put the little things away? It ts after REMEMBER, | ay put TRIPLING MATTERS compared mention of her name and hostill- n: the War scouts are out, the yet, is she?” r, Jarr, “The | » border, two ty i f - ow he was! to the BIG Be ee eer vie. | troops are mobilized on the border, i “think about it will have a quarter of an hour of pleasant thoughts. iy Fm reat wan tht) eros nt things that mean comet nie, | hundred and ten rounds of ammuniti married It was } Every husban¢ ws that the ») hundr Hey ASH 1a | “Hardly anything could contribute more to the sober gayety that be same thing, Only }who makes a burden of her existen mans Speke tel a tA “haunts the recesses of a reflective mind than an undisturbed medi- somehow or y continually looxing over the field f Cesk Wood ! ) } hau the mind then an undisturbed medi id Ae RSET a aT vera vood ; 4 station upon the recent awakening of the business conscience as exem LOOKED them, nould ahe OVERLOOK and jumps out of te Wa 2 seh al at t ied i e e ju D ne tings to see how | dows, Rhinelander Waldo offers to 1 ‘4 ~plified in the conversation, conduct and career of Mr, Perkins and the wite 3 to look at amall things te how | dows, Rh aac Ae 1 : 4 ‘ . wae WOULD NOT, arge one make them creates a} ute dest at ‘all his colleagues, companions, collaborateurs, conspirators and co. * It was just too) NARROWNESS In the heart of the} Se sa ape RA bit } Arent eBlsy a i h - : spirit blazes through the | The b 4 horts. horrid of him, she} human, j stick, the war spirit bla Janay : VARA . to leave that stump of @ clgar| On the other hand, the wife who Is!nation, peaceful homes are disrupte’s | are Still it is to he conceded that due allowance must be made for the parlor mantel, and a8 for) wise and wins straightens the neck- | family tles broken" —— | it, y ga but self-evident facts that the millennium isn’t e yet and ere, why It was UNPARDON- |tiog and removes the cigar ashes WETH- | “Oh, you talk too muct caer > ‘ ? ity all Upstairs his necktle |Our a WORD, Oh, ves, sister dear, it! “Hut to th nt and purpose, | ' { Mr. Perkins is young voked as if a rat had been! may be hard and we may think when “When there 4 ' 1 tucks arough » say nothing of @ slipper) things lke this pile up that life Is a) Which meet atthe cen- Jnere and a collar there. Just wait Until | yorriyle problem, yet the actual LABOR |ness betwe 1 and herself! | tye, an rath these came home! lof mind saved by a little BRAWN prac-|peace and joy, Put when se on) ks the closing is made. | | | ith dissension, For the sixteen-year “4 oe: the tragedy that comes but! tied at the RIGHT moment ts In the » house is torn with ¢ “4 | ae on-year | |from a “tempest in a tea-pot' The |end a saving grace that gracefully saves | the gre, unconiroliapiey Ve quir ‘ ||iady works herself up into a voleanis |all trouble trade goth out, you 70! » “What Are They ing Tot” them in order t || state that avsunes alarming proportions | ‘This 1s a very large world. It may be | upset cious, Tam rage Aree w Mo the Editor of The Kvening World eee Jind must eventually the burning |seen from MANY, MANY viewpoints, |Tam tn ar and all is fuss and fight | tions, 1 1-4 F Just a few lines ubout our we , net « » the culprit's } But some of us ur Jously look at|ing and grouch and growlln fa yard Me eae: ety they coming 107 Ti eek as | were but the wee woman Just to |\t through distorted glasses, such ax the | “No one ts fussing or fighting vl poten ‘ to me they : satisfied to t Pivs can {| POPULAR STATION AGENT stop a minute and consider thatJimisone | wrepg end of the opera glasses, Thus |you, No one Js growling ouching | yard 1 ee ly wome put are t of ai SAYS: f the ver tw n his Hne and | we REDUCE things until we narrow our | besides yourself,” said hy * hi 14 Ld iy Teper an’ vob ' SOR | RAIN OR SHINE fi ght on the | vision of the whole "Tam bestde myself, 2 at yar Rs ihe tens ts poenttle, hey )which 1s th win 99 each HS BULL PUP GOT SO {fri ‘iw In theming onto ot |" ton Sah tm te fae, ened a dare. and Fay ate ih vephas a Bint Mi DRO CORE Br hings in the business realm; df she |¢n y 80 ACLES 80 that vou that your mother om cme t are entering politics, and » , ves $1.41, the required selling HUNGRY YISTERDAY THET ||| eee eee eee ee ee ions (ane tne mereat hee for one diay oF tivo dayg, oF for | wee ‘ } “wee: h n skirt trou price . car sciitee elaat were but to red that at t i ter of r bata SATA Se he ¥ eee) Pedic uy asia wore ie 19 EE Ta Ging BX WHEN HE GOT BACK TOTHE |} nmsiseiy ssomntisc is NEtraCTI [moment squarely and. sutra. “Twne [any space of tne water” LVE me) requ : : edie eagle IF or or carelessly put aside; he would |the lady of the house who PRIDES her my mind te th ok the rest | th ‘ 10 per equals the TICKET OFFICE THE PUP ried Np Abad iad eT myst | 7. ulate good housekeep: fofjus protest. 1 dare say, however. | marked pr iad ~ per cent, equals the Pattern No, GOTL Je HAD EATEN OVER FOUR that night he never came In till 4 ie alre fy eee si 6 few of us who @ ce G14). By solving this we THOUSAND MILES OF Ss) a er peeyr erat tone nase midnight, and b crept il | Peasant Waist With Bolero Effect—Pattern No, 697101" |! 81108 £0 mlaggn? 4 ¢ apt euch freakish fashions T oft e Me ny which 4 holes and fancies she may In- [{t oy n e lose \to ved, and the orning ste SM ott tue women will be wear: (4 vice at avvton the goods |] FIRST CLASSy TRANSPORTATION an, then surely, might He be [out to the MORE 136 spirit [early before the Can ar tiie EVENING WORLD Mat MANTON Past De tow next, What do other re dere tink to be d per yard, ‘Therefore P awry in his domestic habits, [og peace that smooths the path trod did not even cast | ta BUREAU, Lexington avenue and Twenty-third strect, or send Of this? MRS. § ot ower, © the very one to make his|>y man and woman together rack to see lia he} mail to MAY MANTON |PATTERN CO., 132 E, Twenty-third st] . ) The Percentage plem, | JAMES SULLIVAN, FOR him: he atmosphere. of domesticity may |knew stood an umbrella deflant IN. ¥, Send ten cents th coin or stamps for each putter: ord 2 Wor No. | with, what's a home for ! Jever be kept clea? and invigorating By om ita ba ferule to its cold, | pS IMPORTANT—Write, your address plainly and ends as | To the Editor of The Evening World | Wao the y 1900 a leap year ra Mow Middletown, Comm, | sub ne may not be there at least forgiven | continuous effort to aggressive blue china knod. | Ht fepectty tse wanted. A Wr one's shortcomings? ‘They say] OVERLOOK THE TRIPLES THAT| Question: Was mother-in-law snare hurry, very goen's home is bis caatly’” but LF ARGUFIED BECOME MAGNIFIED. Jor not? abr, Jary was afraid to find out. t ' € ape r ue Ee ee en Sea!