The evening world. Newspaper, February 23, 1911, Page 17

ce al Reflections of a % w Bachelor Girl By Helen Rowland Novptidiy s0hk, OF hao Wits Kuma Go hue RoW Bore Wet, mony. much of @ pgure anywhere else, Love is a gilded cage into which any woman can entice the bird; but matrimony is the dour which only the cleverest-among us succeed in shul- ting behind him, Alas! Why {s it that any woman on earth would rather be in love with a man she can't get than to get a man that ehe can't love! Nevada is the matrimonial “transfer desk" at which old wives are ex changed fur new and vid husvands are “cashed in” Jor alimony. The average bridal couple fancics that the clergyman {s a necromancer, who can pronounce an incantation over them and thereby transform o founder into @ saint and a butterfly into a grud. Many a gold-tipped cigarette waves a bitter taste in the mouth; and Many a gild-edged lover leaves a woman with a bitter heart, Lol! there be these four: the suffragetie, the trouserctte, the husband- ette and the marriagette; and ‘he least of these is the marriagette; for of auch ts the Kingdom of Reno. Foots rush out when angels are going to bed. caesarean An Odd Puzzle In Mathematics HE rule of 9 affords a conventent;are powers and roots, thus, in the and quick check for multiplica- | powers of tion, long division, powers and 18 roots. It is very simple, and of almost 15 Geet (SX8=6h—1) instantaneous application. 1963 125=8 (8x18) The theory is explained in the follow- DH 140 63501 ng manner: The several digits com- 30 517 67. 136-8 posing any number will add (u ly) to 9, tf divisiv: any remainder (or the digits will add up to that exve This operation is quickly grasped by a] is a 9 (as in ready-reckoner, and is further short-|every succe ened by passing over any nines en-| same countered, ful in dividing by 4528 05 STS 9 by 49000 for acre: 4 68 18 or 8 nate-{ Note.—Proof is yet simpler in multip! by 9; or otherwise If n if elther the mult &c., &e. To loca’ ‘The check, as invariably used by the remainder, writer during thirty years past on every important calculation, ts to prove accuracy by performing the operation | (33-9) 8 6x: the multiplier by the excess of the mul- tipticand gives the excess of the pro- duct. ‘In division, the last remainder (whether le or dectmai) is © the product of the divisor and ow btracted from the dividend, therefore, 3 using only excesses, 14735419662 —28.4 Rule—Multiply the excesses of divisor 23470 and quotient and subtract from exc of dividend (increased by 9, tf neces-| (4 | 208m sary), and the result Is the excess of 11788) the lart remainder, For Instance, if | _ Divisor 463 423-9 (s-2=6 | 5890 Quotient OTS 58940 Dividend 8 timed — Remainder WAM 2 (— f BM (3—1—7) Bimilar to multiplication and division If in error check as above ——_++ Betty Vincent’s Advice to Lovers «Be Home at Half-tast Ten!"’ unfair to your employers. tres or pa the oext ties for Saturday evening? Th ay L know 4: is hard to refuse Invitations: if you ke Your health will bo sv broken you W bo unadie io enjoy any party or th Anoth r Encacement, |hoving West. N who signs his letter “H. C, A writen | mg nin love with a girl and she says sh: some, A few even: | we hau @ quarrel, aad! MAN who signs his letter writes Iam in love with a gtr a in my from me of the other man) fey cepted th u feel as yo: because she angry at you. 1 do uae not think Wions mean that she! i 1 cauld do would does not love you. | to marry you and stay here, ee he Lowed, | H Gitshe who stiens her Heiter "8, Le) The Commonplace, A wren: | By Cora M. W. Greenleaf, “A young man lives tn my | | neighborhood anu 1 often the street, Recently he & returned the bow. Now es to : > call upon me, and Ido not want to give | Ad St thless—fruttiess, too him permission to Go {We yoarn { werk to do, your wavic Forgetting t rome tles—love: I have repeatedly ont gs from ould not form men without a formal {1 would be better to have yo th brotner find out @ iittle someth about this young man before asking |The sunshine, warm, ts commonplace him {nto your home, The birds’ giad song in budding tree Other Men, gf jonpiace we it cun be. A GIRL who signe her letter ‘a, |S¥eet must where the brooktet flows ‘The Nght that penetrates all space 6." writes: Perfume of ily, tint of rose, “1 care @ great deal for a cer-| TP humble violet's modest grace— are very commonplace, tain young man, but I never thougne| 41 th he cared particularly for me untli @! God gave you your appointed pla few evenings ago. Then some other men With reverent and grateful face were paying me a great deai of atten-| Puinll the tasks He set for you, Hon and he became very Jealous, D0| And greater work He'll let you do ON aeay ‘does not, haceerarlis” mean | Then Mt yourself for grander things— Jove, 1 would not fe re of the No bird can fly without strong wings young man's sflection were 1 in your Awd humbly pray for the saving grace lace, To appreciate the commonplace, Oh, You Ophelial eee Copyright, 1912, by The Press Publishing Uo, (The New York World), Good MoRHING NIR. Mouse — Anve You Seen HN CAT Ths MORHINGS 2 eee flerto kid! Crt You STAND On YouR HEAD uke THis ? HB one who starte the frat row or the firet flirta: ] tion ta the Juol who rocke the boat of matrt The man who insists on being “boss around the nouse” ts usually one who hasn't succeeded in cutting ——— (ONY oe! pete “BREAKING— Senves Yoo RIGHT! ] DIRNING VP THE WHOLE HOUSE ! per or multi+ ") | plicand Is a 9 then the product also adds to 9. In long division if the divisor xample avove given), then ive remainder adds the the dividend. ‘This is very use- for cuble-yards, or Y=13— 6 error, 1f one 1s made, in long muttipl! TaN 4 ton, apply rule for each successive line, (Showing same excess.) or, in division, prove each successive TAILOR NOTHING! Some Timed You ACT AS IF 1 WERE MADE ! Ger Me THE GaS- “OLINE, I'LL SHOW You! with th 265842 «If In error check as below: Dispatch. “3 (4x Rule—In multiplication the excess of 3 (7X3—3) ¥ dear girls, do not stay out late in the evenings, Par- M Ucularly the girls who ha to get up early in the morning and go downtown to work. Staying up late until you are worn out and ill ip unfalr to yourself ano Speaktog penerally, | think @ girl should be at home by halfepast 0, $i who are calling upon her should leave her t hour. Of course I know 4 ts almost Imp ere to this rule when a girl Koes to the t me party. But why not save th: nm you can hard sometimes. But just remember this, my dears on going out and staying up til all hours the time will come when nd I believe my girl ton Ja returned entl wed another man to take | (old m: nily is moving and eatre, Do you think sae! She is golngwith ther uld you ad would do this if she loved me?" vise m her to marry me, as 1 Probably tho young lady only ac-| {tel T cannot be happy If she 46 away | Kidville Repartee ommonplace seem 80 “Look here James, you needn't be followin’ us around! She eccepted me dis mornin’ an’ you don't stand no show. By Clare Victor Dwiggins Gimme Te BROOM AND LL HELP Yoo LooK ovT : You ke Strime! THE OFA OF SEND ) “ING THAT COAT 1K THE TAILOR pr LOOKS LIKE NEW NO! 1'm Not HuRTI! HOW MANY TIMES HAVE \ TOLD You ABOUT KEEP. “ING GASOLINE IN THE ~ HOUSE !! | ALWAYS KNEW THs WOULD HAPPEN ?,— ¢) (2) By J. K. Bryans| e | laven't Seon A uci OF you lately, Jimn You see I'm engaged now, an’ me fiancee don’t approve of me bein’ seen much in society!” oe TS SweeP —~— (Copyright, 1910, by Doudietay, Page & Co) SYNOPSIS OF en CHAPTER VIL The Lamp. e the check nto! four pleces, ar © Wilaon, re we of the and all is inno his brow 4s when he bad teen Mt the letier, an do be crumpled it invo @ ball threw it angrily on the floor, exciaimed Wil+ fon in amage He piched up Lie ball, unfolded It and | possible, eversincreasing admiration for you 1 which 4 take In YOUr 6 6 6 "Gn advice! Ho passed on case | away Your vt | the girl: ng to do with t rference would do @ great deal torts woud only bring | “Be of good hope ¢ © © | the thing He has ever yot been known to fall ars to catch nie hari, al your avout @ pittabie result and you would be obliged publicly to aeknuwiedge your ‘Lam exceedingly anxious to spare 1 beg you, in to Wilson and accé yourself the ra- “Arsene Lupini’ repeated Wilso: vged the table with his fist: | ruled k of the brute’ He| the pavement in unison aa they we and thelr boards bore ‘th in front and @ further huge poster the back, which read: He “sit ‘Oh, I'm getting | Mnughs at me as if | were a schoolboy am publicly to acknowledge my de- Didn't I compel him to give gested Wil- He's afraid of you,” Arsene ing nonsense! nd the proof ts | Lupin ts never afraid that he challenges mi “But how does he come to know of ‘on d'Imblevatle's letter ac king etlly * I imagined 9° @%* such marvels o one is able to perform marvets | © * © Ino more than another. I make reflections, deductions, conclustons, put | I don't make guesses. Only foo! son adopted the modest attitude | of a beaten dog and did his bi leat) 8° why Shears was striding angrily up and) advertt But when Shears rang crowd laughing and joking, furlous Mt of pass Shears said to the man: "When were you hired? his morning.” start on your round’ down the room his thought himaelf | since this was a material fact, that ing bag Wilson his chief was going on @ Journey enadled the tone of a man| who las no fear of the possibility of a xk, you are going to Parts."* are going to Parts even to Lupto’s chall Haron d'Imbievaile.” T wit! go with you.” of the right? can happen to me? You will tary a mistake in , Wilsom, and a the newspapers wble meeting. A New ARSENE % t © LUPIN Story “The Blonde Lady” Be placed herself in front of hiow IW Lieten are going Muriil He tried ee 8 On vince you Desperately depths of Bere | pate that Wi ye I fei tees wied tL amt On, what a good ide 8! oars, at UUme. Forgive | bot able to ac |never turn a |have undertaken. entreat you © * * T entreat y ou only knew!" walked brisk! Wilson, | thelr “ls wavei make | gnarled for two!" Suppres! Lord, je can | his Murillo" | ana, The ceau. No. those ing tala a question Ibi te!" Whate a 1 know cause 1 tell you t hat 1 am to push her aside, “he xy I ontreat be obs if 1 only knew a9 quite sincere) AM% 4 1am,” she sald beseechingty. ‘and you m trust you, 1 enty minutos Now, you must, you have not mui Sho tried to drag Shears with her, 201 ber [whitch be mademotselle, de to your wish; but I. e from a task whicn gill lingered behind and sald to And he ran after HOLMLOCK These words, 2g out In great diack letters, struck thelr eyes at the first steps they took. | to them; a procession | was moving along ands They walked up sat THE ENG THE GRwAT ISH CHAMPION DETECTIVE THE RUM MURILLO MYSTERY 4 Wilson tossed his head, . Hwimlock, 1 thought we wef@itay |tonished to find the fe waiting for aw tn the ft an official reception and champagne! “When you try to be Witty, Wilson Sm “you're witty enough He strode up to one of the. men with apparent intention of taking bim in bis powerful hands and tearing bim and hls ment to shreds, Meanwhile, a Hut the posters were ready?" were there whe e this morning,’ So Arse wears would accept the battle! nge tan) more, the proved that he himself wished for the battle and that [t formed part of hi 1% | Intentions to measure swords once mor ried Shears, In-| with bis rive you| motive could may share | the contest? Holmiock Shi sitation, | very sure of victory | sald! You're a fine fellow! And | insolen-e, he a trap to hasten like that [In an ‘Then, summoning up alt Wilson! Driver, 18, Rue What possibl rege him to recommense jut showed @ momeni1>¥ the first call? rey: swollen veina and fists clenched as though for @ boxing maton ¢ leapt into @ cad luxurious private residences, of which look vne of the handsom ines, and Baron @ took a rapid surve bh people tata (To Be Continued)