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Mr. Seton is chief of the Hoy Scouts H \ @f America and teaches the kids to Ad Hariiord hays it all pu up pat to ‘ ereep on their hands and knees up to | (: hi ‘ ay z Rao anything as where the enemy is to see if ho ix on | Governor as Hist a compli ‘Pablbed Dany Except he \biishing Company, Noa. 68 to 68 3 avaus SHAY. pa eh: eens Bee'x. ——— - Ei et the at New York as Second-Cl Matter. ee comets eis eel bc end 1 Union. 38 | Bre Ronin: VOLUME 51 170, 18,083, FORCING AN EXTRA SESSION. RESIDENT TAFT’S announcement that if the Canadian reciprocity bill be not enacted by this Congress he will call the new Congrese to mect at once is not a threat but a promisc; not a men- ace to the standpatters of the Senate, but an assur- | ance to the Progressives of the country. | In forcing an extra session upon the Administration the reaction- aries are really serving the interests of the people. Just as the Tories of Great Britain by rejecting the Liberal budget precipitated a contest for reforming the House of Lords, the protective tariff Tories of the Senate, by rejecting fair trade with Canada, will make elear to the country the need of ridding the Senate of all represen- ‘tatives of special interests, of electing none but men that will serve good of the Republic and the welfare of the people. The issue cannot be made too plain, nor presented too soon 20 eee LEGISLATORS AND THE LADIES. GISLATORS weary of the Senatorial contest have doubtless hailed with joy the appearance at the Capitol of the militant suffragettes. After five weeks of dodging by Dix and peremptory orders from Murphy it must have been pleasant to pass | the evening in a ballroom where politics was) mingled with smiles and flatteries, and where we are told “Miss Fola | La Follette, daughter of the Wisconsin Senator, gave a reading on ‘How a Vote Was Won,’ while Miss Marjorie Benton Cook gave two suffragetie monologues.” Cases have been known" where pleading was done go charmin that it was denied solely because to consent to it would be to end it: Some similar danger may attend the pleas and persuasions at| Albany. here is a further danger that the ladies may have taken their grace and their arguments to the wrong place. It might have | been better to have had a hearing at Tammany Hall. Mirae Se ARBITRARY ARRESTS. AYOR GAYNOR’S message to the Board of Alder- men on the lessened number of arbitrary arrests by the police made an excellent showing; but, by coincidence, the news of the day proved that all is not yet as it should be in that respect. In the morning World of yesterday it was re-| ported that two men carrying an automobile tire chain presented | themselves at a police station with a statement that they had found it. ‘Despite the fact that they had gone to the station voluntarily, the captain ordered them to be arrested and charged with being “sus- picious persons.” The Magistrate of the Night Court released them. “When the police cease to arrest without sufficient cause,” says the Mayor, “the Night Court will not be needed.” Under the cir-| cumstances, that appears like a prediction of long life to the court. e+e IT WAS THE CAT. | The Evening World Daily Magazine. Thursday. Can You Beat It? By Maurice Ketten. February 23. 1911. JO VERY WELE \ BEG oF You To Move on, SIR THEN| LL Move You MOVE ON, PLEASE 9000 HOW DARE You ToucH ME? (LL REPORT You | WHAT'S ‘Your NumBER ? MOVE ON THE WAY DON'T OBSTRUCT | Move On, PLEASE. a DON'T OBSTRUCT | ) THE WAY Mr. Jarr Has a Cold! So Send Along Your Remedies And He Will Try Them All; Singly. and in Groups Copyright, 1911 by The Piew Moblishlag Co, (The! New York Werld,) 1 “vil pills," cried Mrs. bet you didn't take the quinine Jarr. “If T had let you have your way you'd be sick in bed. You followed my ad- By Roy L. McCardell. (fhe felt she bad him there) i vee and you are all right?” ne : F . | ; pai eae es, T did." he si and he brought] Mr. Jarr could have told her that he UT of the Coroner’s inquiry into the death of a SONY] pease ao easy his forth from his waistcoat pocket the|had taken a few hot toddies, his own 3 j evening Mrs. Jarr in round fat pasteboard pillbox and shook | recipe to cure a cold; a tonic prescribed ‘ . 9 , f “ st ‘ pa ard pi x and s) pe ure a cold; a t DI } man killed at the big explosi on at Communipaw | # tone of mild surprise. — (st. It emitted no sound whatsoever. |for him by the boss that the boss { comes a verdict that the disaster “was caused by a} ~ H wow 1 "Maybe you threw then away,” said |deemed infallible; some ‘Knock-a-Cold’ . , ’ ve, didnt I?" Mrs, Jarr, “that there's none in the|tablets Jenkins had in his desk, and { a etle plessly vay ‘ | cigar or cigarette stump carelessly thrown away at asked Mr. Jarr|box proves nothin He ising caohnaen: vehe, caahtarl | that point by some persons, as the evidence show fe he peeled off | “tm going to take tw more from [had gent out for that always cured niga ? . ‘ sAahting: ha his overcoat. |the base of supplies,” sald Mr. Jarr. | him, | it was customary among men congregating the hats what! "My cold ts almost gone.” But he had permitted each of the am- | to do,” surprises me so,"| “There, now!" exclaimed Mra, Jarr,lateur physicians to believe thelr no’ j This is but a small showing for so large a disaster. Perhaps it Tha eens | § — - = did not fall within the province of the Coroner and his jury to find the muft-| 2 | eut how there came to be so large a quantity of explosives massed as tah! u mm b WwW a 1 t e r | at that particular point. Cigarette and cigar smoking are bad habits, | POV b.Mroerns o v sys oat e ; se ; 7 peeled and was! \ but neither of them is illegal, while the way in which the explosives | now taking oi the muftler D 1 a 1 (e) g u e ) | were being shipped seems to have heen clearly a violation of law. “Yop, I'm @ good little boy," he sald i + . 4 “I do everything that I'm told. 1 i Under the circumstances the verdict is hardly more satisfactory | wore overshoes, too,” | By Alma Woodward than the old household practice of blaming all accidents on the ca And he removed these, manitke, by the heel and toe process, ‘Then, in- Cos Cob Nature Notes | time under f HANKS to Ernest Thompson Seton and new Assemblyman Dorland, who keeps one of | yet the to put the promised lam) dark bridge just 200 f house, where they hav our three groceries when not | 80 much ricity that lots of tt gets at Hartford doing things for|away, It's the only thing that doos BH Jay and Jim when Johnny Maher | where Mellen Is handy tells him to, € military centre of 3 Cob is becoming the the United States. The wicked cusses called Republi ele cause all th fixed years ago him anyw hs De d cod the job. Mr. Dorland has introduced | {)°U"K Jui ahywes: @ bill to have all the other boys sent fe military schoo! and made into sot-|% Nobody can do nothing as Gime. 20 they can fight tho invaders | MOT. Mr. Mellen now attends to after Mr. Seton's scouts find t svereehing. | ‘Then when they grow up and ca Mr. Doriand has fixed it so they 1] Horseneck ts to have a new coal and f al! get pensions, “Though a Demo-| iceman, which will give Johnny Mahor erat,” observes tne Greenwich Graphic, | ore time to fell us | eppreciatively, “Mr. Dorland has the — interests of all his constituerts in| An oyster octopus from Hostou | ply of Divalves and the victims are While we wallow in mud the people | dum). | et the nearby York State town ae Portchester have fine sidewalks fd brick pavements. Yet not ever hears of Portchester except w Col. Roosevelt speaks to William Ward, while Cos Cod has a nation Are Teputation and sends gasoline engines | When twine arrive the parents don't | far away as Manila and Shanghai. | know whether to laugh or ery. where the long-legged roostera come eat) from. man who thinks he has a pull je to impress the police with It | | Z } POINTED PS | ‘ | Bluebeard’s wives lost their heads over )® man—and there are others RAGRAPHS, Many fs unai By the recent ennexation of Vermont Mr. Mellen is now President of al! New| phe man with a grudge is usually « England, which includes what were|to hold his own the sovereign States of Maine, —— lew Hampshire, Vermont, Rhode Is!-| some men would accompligh wonders | and, Massachusetts and Connecticut. | put for that one word “if. We cannot ride or see to read hardly _ anywhere now in this territory without + hin permission. This keeps him pretty busy, 60 much so that he's not found more ) ‘ ‘The more su do for some people the angrier they get with you for not hag | stead of leaving thi of the hal, m out in the middle ike torpedo boats at an- chor, he pushed them carefully under the hatrack with a prehenastle left foot, OUR POPULAR STATION AGENT /~ Ex STATE SENATOR FUNGIS ADDRESSED AN OVER - FLOW MEETIN'AT THE- TOWN HALL LAST NIGHT THEY HAD TO BRING IN TWO EXTRY CHAIRS TO ACCOMODATE THE CROWD ‘aus Copyright, 2011, by The ress Wublishing Co, (The New York World), Position Is Everything. Crex Apartments, Mn, the news? t the: Mrs. think it's about I've had my sha Mrs. 1 ing girls—had tea yet? Mrs, L.—No- (ope Mrs. B. think the was any Mrs. B. (lofttly)—-Wh husband n't elee—he say's no real others, Mrs. firm! Mrs, 7B itrue, rains woul w very (troubled) man te hastily) e men at the underlin, —_-- contract for two years! Mrs. I.--Well, things ARE looking up, | pring in business—and, worst of all, the good news left to But it's tmpossible | ot the r eally ? just because MY Kk f an will work for White, Mra, Lee and Mrs, W. (sighing profoundly)—Well, 1 \(me—goodness knows » of worry! her door)—Hello, | Mra, White was Just tell-/ ning ai ing me a plece of good news. any Aiea, W. (tremulously-Ok, I don't is coming from agree with you-my husband ts a very clever man, I'm sure—and he's young, too! Mra. B. j husband say (with emphasis)—Well, my show him the day he has W. (calling)—Joste—Joste, | to get out of his own business and he'll ne here a minute-I want /show you the day he wants to give up to tell you something. Mrs. L. (anawering)—What's| spirit to work for some one else. the ghost! Je saye it breaks @ man’s | Mrs. L. (breaking tn with vim)—We'l, Mrs, W. (enthustasticaliyy—Did you! thank you, I've had enough of a man’s ar at the fine position that Fred | sown pusiness." My husband was in just with Blank & Blank? |his own Ddusiness up to two years ago Mrs, I.—What! Has he changed! and 1 can safely aay these last two again? jvears have been the happlest of my Mrs. W.—Well, why shouldn't he ji¢e! change If he can get something much) yrs, B, (in amazement)—Why, what better? | do you mean? | Mrs. la (tersely)—-How much? | Mra, 1.-Never again for me! The | Mra, V venty-five a week—and @/ endiess worry—the carrying of em- | ployees who eat up money and don't roll! A payroll of fifteen hundred dollars to meet on Saturd: and seven dollars and @ half tn the bank on | Thursday! Mrs. W.—Really? Mrs. L. (continuing)—That meant gun- day Friday for money—and on ‘priday nights Mr, Lee would have vio lent wightmares and tear the clothes from the bed tn ‘his wild tossings!) No, tell-everyone seems to be complaining. | thank you—no more of it In mine! That Mrs, W. (proudly) =My husband has little envelope on Saturday night looks just gotten a tine position. | pretty good to me, Mrs, 1. (coldly)-Indeed! A position,| Mrs, B, (stiffly)—Well, of course tt all did you say? ‘depends upon the point of view! Mrs. W. (eagerly) —Yes~a fine position, | (Closea her door.) Mes. B, (disdainfully)—dan't your hus | Mrs. W.—Is her husband so well o! band in dis own business? | Mrs, 1. (wotto vore)—Well off! Mrs. W.—No; wh. | wearing clothes from three years back nd they set the astingiest table! She Was ready to sponge some tea just now if I had fallen for it! Mrs. W.--But she says her husband is in his own business. one & member of the| Mrs, Lu (confidentially) —Take ft trom jme, this “own business" Is a lemon! cours that's) What's the use of a man making him- top have the|self old before his time-tet the other ven't ifellow worry about where the payroll castech detsanehasiivmacemteatall, trum had hot it w s quinine, said Mrs lemonad “Nothing doin * said Mr. right.” Jarr, Mrs, Jarre. “E anything. “Yes, T kno} Mrs, darn moment. she sald, help you, at te | the least bit must be taken be taken, Natu “T don't re is correct," sure you sald yo NOT ill! what Mrs. ting stout Mrs, Jar, our wa: But if he had asked to get out he effected sudden cure, although he knew toddies, n he allowed Mrs. Jarr geniatly, ‘Starve a cold fever’ Is the old saying, you know." the miracle And in the replied Mr not going to starve thi sides, Isn't the old saying and starve a fever?" blinked show to help Itself, reme Wives Who Have Made Their Husbands Famous | By Nixola Greeley-Smith. Publishing Co, (The New York World), No. iV.—J osephine. if Empress Josephine divides honors with Mary Queen of Scots as the woman about whom histor s the wid latitude of opinion. You may think of her as a much injured wife whose husband put her to marry another woman and provide an heir to the whose frontiers were cut by his sword. ow may regard her as « person of light mind and cter who paused tn a carcer of irresponsible pleasure- veoking long enowth to marry the young Napoleon and ob- tain, as a pseudo-dowry from a former lover, her hus- band's appointment to the command of the Army of Italy, Facts have so little to do with forming opinion that T have no doubt ven to-day there are many more persons who at Napoleon broke Josephine’s heart by di- cing her than t ‘e are those who know that the elderly rom Martinique be yed e young and arlent Na+ first months of thelr marringe, ally, I have never taken the romantic view of the Empress ephine. se of fifteen or sixteen th Vicomte di jeon's marriage to her in 17% she was a rather faded widow with two chil- 1 to support and assets ex yt the friendship of the Director, who obtained Napoleon's appointment to the Army of Italy, sright, 1911, by The Pre Island of Martinique, she married at Heauharnais, and at the time of no visib The War God and the Widow. Napoleon During ct good faith rled Josephine In pi and vecause he was madly with hers he brilliant Italian campaign yoke and made the rusty old Austrian rk that the commander of |the French troops didn’t fight Jing to the rules, Nappieon found time to write the most fervent love letters to the bride he had left in Paris, And rometimes the bride answered him and sometimes not. Considered as a woman and a wife, the faded and fragile Josephine has m0 value at all, But undoubtedly Napoleon's marriage to her gave him the oppor- tunity which no amount of genius can dispense with, and in that sense she may | be said to have made his fame. That he appreciated her share in the making of his wonderful destiny ts in- | dicated by his disinclination to divorce her even when his interests and those of the Empire he had founded demanded tt. The indignation of the moralists at his final separation from her has always seemed to me most astounding in view of the fact that upon his return from pt he might have obtained a divorce for reasons which should eatisty the most fastidious, had ceased to love Josephine by that time, and the motives of his for- © were doubtle sh. But even the ghost of a great passion {s not without vitallty; | Helena Napoleon spoke of the divorced Josephine with indulgent tend part in the making of his life was accidental, but important. Fo m1 had deen accepted by any one of the number of women to 1 before meeting Josephine he might never have become and the foremost figure of the world. which f nerals rem ed Italy from the Austrian whe the dictator of What Every | Wife Knows By Sophie Irene Loeb Copyright, 1011, by The Press Publishing Co. (The New York World), The Word of Approval. VERY wife knows that nothing In the material world ever measures up to E the WORP OF APPROVAL at the right moment. She may be provided with all COMFORTS, may todulge any fancy at the bargain counter with no one to say her nay. Yqt, after all, it is the thing that SHE does herself that craves the verbal assuranc It is human nature the world over and is not ED LY confined to the indeed ut TIRE- fair sex. Indeed our lords of creation the “How well you look!" and (especially If they have selected it). nentary glow that compensates for the uke very m “What a beaut! It sends @ little seeming sordid trifle: oa So that if she has gone into the kitchen and put special Preeti effort that evening, the man who wins consideration and the same says, “Oh, but this {8 @ good dinner!” He does not only Jarr to believe muffler and overshoes “At the same time T think you had, better go to bed and get a good sweat,” “TL make you « hot perspiration | “I'm all “You don't look all right to me," sald en if you feel al right and feed a} Jarr, “but | Be- ed a cold cold. and thought She had a great re’ old sayings and old “remedies. If the old st they didn't hurt you." One thing was sure, if a person felt out ject fo} For, a! dies didn’ THINK it ENJOY it, but speaks it right out loud, Yesterday she spent the entire day making over an old dress, Of course, she may have wasted more ENERGY and tempor than the thing was worth, and the husband may reason that it may ‘perhaps mightfully), but 4f, after all, tt has ‘turned out well,” the Joy In the result is not half as great as the "Well done!” words of the man of the house. | In the early days, before these two have stood before Hymen and pleaded to | be made ONE, each was given his and her dues—I might say ovendues. For | without even stopping to think about it, he kept telling her about this, thet and | the other CHARM of hers. In truth he starts an engine of approval on a mile-a- that may only be the quinine. Colds | minute course, are very treacherous,” But when after a while the noose had become tighter with time and the “No, all I need {x a good supper.’'| realization caine that after all the mathematical construction was correct, and “Oh, dear, I thought you'd be sick | that ONE AND ONE PWO and-that each has a distinct personality— this evening, and I didn’t go to any | then the engine of slowed down and sometimes the steam turned off trouble about supper,” said Mrs, Jarr, “You'd better go to bed and not eat | ™ soon in the marital make-up {s this thing of dividuality gle hought, single thoug! the soaring moments it was “two souls with BUT it may even come to pars that there are two souls with NOT a the locomotive of love has stopped EXPRESSING things, t be PID just the same as any artificial fire nif, brother dear, you must need add a Uttle a r 8 t It {8 remarkable what a tiny bit of well-reguinted steam will, in the direc- oals of interest hot and make the metal of atin the way it should go. No woman, busy | man era expects a-continuous performance of | compliment But every ve of us knows and actually NEE DS the sign of of sorts something | success in the WORD spoken by the ONE MAN. It ever fertilizes the soil of well Plenty of things must | doing and grows better things in the future ure must be given no| The husbaad who takes everyting in the way of effort without comment, and | Just asa ‘ nthe stern line of DUTY and quite coming. ber now exactly which | to-him, may as law of the land is cone 1, but wrong in the Mrs. Jarr. “But I feel | labor of LOV go to bed and The} love re 5 no law of recompense but the COMM. ATION that ne every woman of us may K€ edicine. Hither r mind and say to “There !s NO illness! Stryver is doing about get- She says it's so much bet than taking violent exercise or banting, | She eats whatever she likes and feels ever so much better than she used to." most alarming manner, ‘Then I suppose you will te going out to-night to bow! or play pinochie?” sald ‘T had no such intention “Well, | wish you would!” vemarked. "Mrs, Rangle |s to-night to help me cut out for the children, and you' whatever. Mra, J ly be t woud not have been allowed to gm ah cme ning over e clothes | YOW AND ft jouth ning of the mar- that ke Vs that we Us ad, ¥ to the fo by wo and not r | ring fe knows and finds the truth—quite the other way about: I slept and dre that Ife was DUTY 1 woke and found that life was BDAUTY.* “But she's fatter than ever.” | r duty may turn t uty If joyfully seasoned with the SALT of SECUR- But what difference does that) nthe matter of APP AL, make?’ Mrs. Jarr answered, rs. + Stryver says that as long as SHE thinks she {s getting thin, it is a concrete D G : AP TATSUYA he ay’s Good Stories better than paying a physician.” Aut she's paying a mind-curist, {sn't 2) asked Mr, Jar. | True Fame. ! His One Chance That's better than paying a doctor, | q was nea y 1 AT the Phitaddphia Country Club h though T don't know why," sald Mrs f the Cleve telling a story of a swell young beeinner Jarr, “And, anyway, tt shows one me of the f “ who appeared to think the only” qualifica: more spiritual when one e ts mental “ ae sail j tion Becwesary for enlf Was 8 Jot Maggering i: : : clothes, He started over the links with « youre power | voit a dosen Paris dies Indy who had similar detisious, ‘They played. a T did it on the cheap," said Mr. Jarr, | ! m, hy jaminel a ot x a while with one of the best caddie golfers as an I have satd to myself t Tam not . r ralitilan. hee: Ate reat that there is no such thing as ill: | si © a \ to the coddie with '¢ hindit cin tide te eee ees. cr) curable | statem we not bringing we'll be able to get h dit ss “ ne And, look, T am an incurable | statement that sing Nas, wit rine we'll be able to get amund the course betore athlete!" Now,t abe with at Sct é So saying, he expanded his chest In a| 1 rayther fawn on rum. sir,”’ maid the caddie, grimly, Pm. gol n | Puiadelphia ‘Times, da bauer ——- Her Suggestion. _—_—— The Retort Clerical. UF. late Apchbieioy Man of Piilndelvaia baa | (A, NOMAN ts a betier talker than « map,** STUN WY ancien fea of Wlledaipble bad i he A no may {none neat, , aracoful phrase more t | construed ee censtic. At a dinner party a lady pack into a iis wae whom he had teen chstiiug thug , 1 stood y Aiation the other day opportunity, aud his desscr A fad on os wives about to start for the era | are Gince" the remarkea, thug au county wate. tang ‘ ors 1 & late of fas in thele Vand el one rewlis charining "wife 44} oe, Her waist was cut very low in tho neck, | MMF F husband's had? Ld ‘The Archbishop on!y smiled politely, and taking Sear & leat fyom the plete, sald: “A figleal for you, Ma, X,"—Ledies’ Home Joureal, Mapp nee Don't forget to write,’ airs Satan. i t ‘