The evening world. Newspaper, February 6, 1911, Page 13

The Evening World Daily Magazine, Monday, February 6, 1911. ee The New Plays! z “The Hen-Pechs’’ Another Large Order From Lew Fields. cmaeceae WWE WAITED ia WANT You Wey EAS FOR THIS To BE MY LITTLE ‘You HAD OPPORTUNITY! wk & QUESTION TO ASK ME. JOHN! ¥ SY CHARLES DARNTON. IKE John Drew, who has a way of & turned farmers In “The He day night, he started in ax a New England straw hat, his old German dialect did business just as though | Rothing new in the chacacter line had happe | Life on the farm that prox YOULL s the fashiou, Lew MMiotds has | a HAVE TO adway Theatre, on Satur ng but speech, Under his a \J ASK Tube" in everyth pd the biggest crop of chorus girls brought to town this season was as good as a sum vacation, In these days, when every little roost Ips, though it 1 take Sam Watson's “Barnyard” out of vaud and pigs Join in the o} y be o! banta it was a clever idea to ville and let its roosters and hens “Chanteclor” Ins is hens’ teeth when the scene shifted to me, “fhe Men-Pecks" is another large ning chorus, In fact, it was a re Mon. But clever ideas were as sca this over-written city. At the same erder trom Lew Fields, As the henpecked husband of t was se human t anpole, Lilllan Lee, Mr, Fields sly funny, Mis Where she mig earnesiness, cause he does it with Firing crackers thro to the face: oust @ounter, and smearing lather ove. a victim of that ancient baru: o hotce of grave ih giving he her rare collection of bo only by his sort of thing that Ley 1 be given to do, touch of humor that few comedians have up thelr s! h a pneum, rocity, can only be looked upon as sad work for a comed Mr, Fields's abil: He did m: rt Sere! ss The Shell Game {itu ceo], By Will B. Johnstone | { Sayings of ...... i. i a ag ig ose sal Mrs. Solomon} Being the Confessions “of the Seven Hundredth Wife. slated By Helen Rowland. T LL me, ye Simple Ones, how long will ye go im Jor Paris freaks? ae And the seoffers delight in their “Ha-hasr@®! and the scorners cry, “WHY should she vote. Form LEMROWLAND: Dehold, she is a SCREAM!" 4, aiso, will mock at your folly. I will laugh when old maidenhood Guess | BETTER BE WELL THIS MUST Be RECORD - BREAKING WEATHER - | CANT REMEMBER WHEN TT WAS Coo | Ger om musy GE FREEZING COLD Or THIS “MORNING PREPARED AND PUT ELS ON My CARITON FLAN ‘en, : cometh, When your tears flow, 1 will say “I told you sol” but there wasn t| For, ye would none of MY counsel! oh count. ———— Lo, observe the Belle of Broadway, how she revealeth herself. ‘" way of falling shor m the moment that M Fields 1 himself from going do’ the well at the farm. I'm not speaking of the dinner bell that knocked 1 (show me one who ‘Things Her shoes are low, and her skirts are high, and her ankles are covered. ahoost fr | th spun silk, But around her NECK she weareth an animal scarf, weigh: tng twenty pounds; and she is NOT cold! Her skirt ts as a single trouser-teg in width | much gaucherie; yet her muff ts PRODIGIOUS, and many pussy cate have wherein she trippeth with wouldn't { that sort of t tng"), ae - died for her sake. “ @own at tines when it should have been ne “words” by Gler In her cars are hoops of gold and precious near-stones which liken het MacDonough were hardly worth repe ents,. while the es anes unto a Hottentot; and upon her breast she pinneth cut flowers made o| 4 faclew! ve A. Balawin micad: hu Tame & Loon AT 4 Now tars FUNNY, | THOUGHT | | PUL cotton 2 a tea ad again Lara ee W with @ song on | edeoneren ABO WT was Wee Below ZERO. Twenty-three puffs pinneth she upon her head; yet she covereth theag 4 finally ehook hindeat, “But "¢ afraid of anythin; emai, Ti 1 2UGS IT ISNT So with much hat, so that of her hair, bought or real, NAUGHT may be see the o.chestra Hor favorite instrument the bass ¢ I Coc Sb Ten Ott And at sight of her men flee, erying: “Help! Help!" . Went beauti her voice and moved h ylan,ecstactes, in | CHINA | For her appearance is as a shrick of warning. She resembleth a human ** i ish her Bats p down to nas to the is cs I cilermuiailen§ eae | > | snare! And a snare that is set in full sight is not dangerous. shite Gable pe ha MP TPO AOE LHS) CRASS Oh tne ern wise: 4 _ Yet in her heart she saith: “Behold, | am desirable, For, LOOK, hows The newec ly served to emphasize the abs riper they stare at mel” » Lewis and Willis P, Sweatna And Alice Do’ u But a WISE damsel uscth discretion in her adornment, ‘4 Performance the element of daintiness and cha = Her skirts are long and frilly; for she knoweth that it is not that which" in eS Po wat om as a a ay BEN, but that which mey*NOT ve seen, which ts alluring. qf Miss G 1 lik < ho had ~- Her complexion is put on with subtlety and self-restraint; for she is aware here : geese that the sin Weth not ia painting, but in the way of applying the paint. ne Mt ‘ ‘ | | Her hats are becoming, and the curls of her head do their WORK? atiractive part of a p Me y novelty, fun | And lo, men shall follow her all the days of her life? The high-brows’”’ get ep eigel <i heath flail Ce Nt eyo is | 5 | shalt say, “How interesting! and the low-brows shall cry, “A peacht® 0% — eMC ECSTVENe ANAPAR Te | — She shall be invited forth to dinner and shall eat regardless of cost, | All her years shall be mane pleasant with burnt offerings and proposdts, But the fool shall dwell ina boarding-house and pay her own gas dille, jand her life shall be made bitter prunes and bread pudding and economy, | | For, verily, verily, when a man seeketh a wife, he seeketh not a pasted = - med | POSTER, but a work of ART! Selaht 4 Betty Vincent’s aa Advice to Loversj| ~~ eave oe wren : = "\“The Blonde Lady” | *(Upin SehNE| = Maurice Le Blanc)? “Tehas{tene , “All Is’’ Not “Fair in Lov:.’ ar young pe nave honorably toward ¢ Ifa 5 anot 11 whom she ¢ , 1020, by Doubleday, Page de Co) Lupin reflocted and, sunk le ua fo ‘ f 1 Does tt vane) nd you will be arrested.” t leas: Jet her force her to be fair to her, | Fy NU Cll “It will be ditticult—it YOM, ert nce ack the facili s man has a rival for the ction of some | BXNvE OR BUBVAUING | CE cult te of what “nin Bur t r 1 win the gic if he ca at it be th Pareowreriiimtyrr rir: Dimeult, ve it possible and, the re rome to arrested there would eans, Tew ts Ph » tell falsehoods ¢ whet (i ' uF 4 h t 2 junction of such usw Lm me 4 sin," said Wilson, as n CO! t “ trou! eS, a series of such paeehuee Mack zi at aay sit, had r um t ‘ the t der li-luek, that I came . ’ that @ nes of erations | ot hieh pr 7." manner described in this letter a youns | is friend tu thy re 1 Vha ¢ ‘ustances nor luck. n » ‘ t ma yu > ete M. Lupin, cam e with a sweet young girl, and I am ane i : i f " r c svout -¥ ove man's will ag@ to win her, Bu . & ce hi n perspleacity ' ‘ 4 & da Y : a whee 7 1 , ana ha ' © of another h CHAPTER IMM. it n 1 invente n f ae ma » wave t tat \ thing 48 an invings who is the sooner or lat a a whe tes pew : UJ wn fa ¥ 1 aim accustomed to 1 ” x anwed $ bound to be found out, folmlock hears. Si ea ie i “ ‘ Saat deal ¢ 3 tell | 6pcmmET ILSON, you a - an witch have made ashen eald 1 e a8) . \s N who signs his jetter “Hl. B." [loves me or not?” | | ae ‘ f ; ity In aud rail te] Bagi men F 1 olga Lala ae if the young man reatly toves you ho | i alin ay a non . WV « ally Var i" s pie um in ove with a girt and I eo, and that y i , iz pba ABN ] i tiiirat : A . Holmiegee emay win her, Waat bac He w ed my : 1 ' rly, Mr, Wilson,” sald Lupin An knjagemen!, on m ho 8 he mos e A fe " H | 1 the proof is that 1 ang wall ou pce sh About a mo: oF ob . re tts I f ypu | i As a Street Corner Chat, Magica ‘ i i hint f ; . uw ul “ signs her be rob. M. hen sho hus ignored mv. me © } t 7 . A all : Shen tam. on tho sireet young lady is wrong and 1 4 : V such a i ye cian 1 1 frequently meet a man 1 know, On Chee ereak Soke cua a 1 iy Wintate eNCraN is thelr 2, f : . such occasions he ave 8 stop. a ane 5 aia yar) eis | dawn su that t one aay | enya f 4% : ee talk, de it not r of him to S5pAoh ® here villing to concede this, W heen . J len or to ta ‘ that sure girl to stand talking on corners? What Pay MM, Leumi o| i ; at d have tw ¢an 1 do A Farty. , : aron w ' ail thist 11 te Fe of the It is rud 6 young man to ex A YOUNG man » sign . mn ig w ix mon \ ° ae After nshine comes pect you to stand on tho atre : ‘ . ‘ e n nt : ay ‘ r ; r is no time for laughs to hin Hn the othe a i a Pea fy i ibis ple ji 5 . na said Wilson, full of ebsolu ves Whe ‘ ea ‘ to BiVe yuu cere | pai 4ce, a tap whom, do su, Siuply Wal > Me bu hn @ tat might en 1 co at this 1 1 with such OUR Tem door by hie t your wh ‘ f . 4 npiicated tha up t the | ag " Db oa minu Ai Dances. ; Py S| Pea 4s signed 1 1 \ the [sng 1 all, A ne 1 ot a minute, Mr, Wilson, except te : ey tacts Ih Sasi c * n, seated ive gained those a \ much less." echoed W w I ave, ML I not|tel! you how pleased I have been to) YOUNG girl who signs her’ iiber bat let me nowt ol able were quietly week or ten da thtu the at H ng that i have fin you and how T envy the leader -: M. writen: uch too late, In the future I should | ging, “And to have me 1 say the case, for, Aue eninion: (tas s hand and t j ) n ten days? |who hus on assistant 40 valuable em a "Z often meet a young man at] not accept any more of the young lady's | rie ene trae * | eleventh?” there is but one cas death of | mond goes to the Comtesse de Crogou,] “in ten days, yes, the whole (uth will | yourself.” ‘ @ances aud he always pays me @ great invitations, 4 Holmiock Shears is # man * © © of|° "On the tenth, at the very latest” | Baron d’Hautres, the story of the riag| who has been Worked upon and indus! pe known.” Be tinal | (To Be Continued) cif