The evening world. Newspaper, January 16, 1911, Page 15

ee SAIS a are Far owe wh wba Congnam. 111, oy The Heese Mubisaug Co due New Dore World) January 16, 1911.. ——~- YOU JUST | mi NOU DESERVE IT ,JOF j he JADE UP dil lh AND | WISH) HAD watcn | (WELL, TO-MORROW) Y MIND TO i THE me! | {1S BESSS gt AS THE Bose NERVE TO ASK J XL. | BIRTHDAY / FOR A RAISE & HIM MYSELF! r | le te ( Ie ne 'TS DUE ME: a - 4 \ (HAVE A PARTY / - v Ons “Wht, WY OH, WE'LL GIVE) HER ONE BUT IT ( SEEMS TO me OF AUL»\ THE KIDS BESS 15 THE) ONLY CHIL OTT GIVES A / PARTY. THE NEIGH GOR.S. ARE “100 MEAN TO GIVE THEIRE KID ONE ARTY, BES! TO my onary, £4 EIGHT YEARS TO-MORROK, AND. NEIGHBOR'S KIDS, COME TO MY HOUSE Sur THEY WERE, TOO MEAN TO GIVE THEIR, KIDS ONE (1 po wowoer. way THE item KNOCK HARD - \ |e Don'T Come. HE'S IN THEY ARE AWFUL LATE | *The Shell Game «[fie2onsherd cn |» By Will B. J Sayings of ...... Mrs. Solomon ROY, WHICH WAY 00 You GO 1 WONDER WHO IT'D BITE YoU Ue Being the Confessions of the Seven TUIEREIB RCA SBE A oor? a AN TUE OF Handredth Wife. BRoaowAy ale Translated By Helen Rowland. Copynght. 1911, by The Prem Publishing Oo’ ‘The New York \ » EWARE, my Daughter, how thou minglest HATRI- MONY and AMBITION! For these are as oil and water which wilt NOT | MELENRGWLANG mix. STOP THINKING Lo, how shall a woman that spendeth her days toiling over “brain child- So FAST Yovte 4 MAKE YERSELF ren” spend the evenings thereof amusing @ HUMAN baby, like unto an way | Oza! Picture husband, and still survive. | jaw Pane! Postacs Go to! Though thou mayest escape from thy household labors, from thy | bY rougu nor, NEY, OEANNIE, One sweeping, and thy dusting, and thy patching and thy sewing, yet which one | You CANT OF THEM-EGGS, among ye shall escape from the LAUNDRYMAN? i \\) HID ME! For, whether ye flee unto an hotel, or hide in a boarding nouse, or dwell na bachelor flat, he shall pursue thee and seck thee out! Yea, behold, every Monday morning shall he awaken thee with his knock- ings and thou shalt arise and FACE him. And every Saturday evening, thine husband shall return home, crying: | OFRCER SOURCOWE “WHERE is that PARTICULAR shirt I most admire? Where are those SSX Dee cna beh particular sox for which I yearn?” | #8) aie DAMAGES: And thou shalt be covered with confusion; for thou shalt seek, but never \ | find them! . ‘ excuse be, Thus shalt thine inspiration become DESPERATION, and thy dreams a WHAT T/ME nightmare. {sg 17? For, if thou sendest ALL a man’s linen to ve washed and mangled, he rageth at the BILLS; yet if thou sendest only a PORTION of it, he rageth because he hath “nothing to wear!” If thou darnest not his soa, he wazeth wroth at thy neglect; yet if thou darnest them, he waacth wroth because they make him to suffer in his Achillean heels. If thou offerest him a starched waistcoat he groancth because it is too stsGs yet if thou offerest him a starchless one, he groaneth because it is too limp. Yea, verily, verily, love may come and love may go, but the ROWS over! the laundry go on forever! | Then be not astonished, when a CLEV woman divorceth her husband for “desertion;” for, peradventure, she may have packed his trunk and led him to the door. | Neither when a man divorceth a talented wife for “abandonment ;” for, utes without moving, vague-eyed, He tried t apture his still torpld as he recovered his conse! of rising, mystery ‘of eautre | at? — what? ~ What's that you Just a Glimpse Into the New York Shops Opposite . of course—tt's the Chambre des | cliff, in the was on the pol éelved the impression tha | Isidore felt ike flying at his throat, | “vellak, stan dently fixed, suddenly wide-open, as though all the truth tin tha (vase whi ha saw— | man and he ed to get t m him at | Wate an N the white sales of this month the, in such a manner as to allow the fringe A thc eS SE REY | She SARAG i Deautiful petticoats are noticeable. \and strings of beads to fall over the In the high grade lines they are elab- ) arm, orately trimmed, which Is due to the! The comfortable Japanese silk quilted faot that drop-skirts are no loner fash-|dres#ing sacques are $5 and the full fonable and so milady must needs have | length gowns in the sa foot, His hited and he felt the beads o ning at the roots of h On the words, only three known words of no, ie stammer 1 of madness stood m, an hallucination. seagure from bottom. The flounces are very * 4 to 31-8 yards at the ant. A} yut the meeting for children's dresses, and | relief in the gr terns are the vogue it is te oft ted in| two letters, clumsily, but plainly arth with & nd all thi otical model fits closely es ¥ nay sale for all tut i, wien ous carved, wit the The | fo" ine rie, it nd falls in @ straight line to the dresses. 8 being shown tn exception- er the their surfac Lill hae ‘were @ tlounce is attached ally pretty checks and siripes mere \ hich was and tear of centur rain vs, asa flounces are more or less elaborat nts a yard. | with 3 usty lock, | an F gut | could omposed of lace, Insertion, embro An electric plant makes an attractive | TORT E | phend, a low | grande and tucking. ece for the table. They are wold! He did not attempt to enter, but manded Hand embroidery is largely used to in jardinieres or other fancy receptactes. | turning to the t, after going down do—#0 away-—you ean ‘ produce dainty *ffwis, One pretty One consisting of a low bush of foliage} a Htte slop mbarked upon a pa 46a has the embroidered panels ex- | has elght pink roses that look wonder-| that ran along e of land furnished tending the full length of the skirt.| fully pretty when the current ts on, It| With a wooden hamlrail, Right at the t knowing what to think, | like the cla hem weil! They were und W ‘Phege are stitched to about the knee and sells at $10.60, end wa ary funk. dine: Lytle testy: Roe Bt Bosu tres ab rel FONG bp the) she 3 hen fall lovsely over a handsome lace| Novel felt tea cosies are in the shape |"! ck in which it w Ibstance of ain! the ground and 1 cuffle. of a hen or rooster in natural colorings| hollowed out, a rock falling abrup ‘ : s Volle 1s one of the favorite spring ma-| and sell at $1.50. into the aca along t 1s h and a tertals, French voilo in narrow siripes,| The little Dutch aprons will save the here was just room to stand up In n te nikes of the rat T must be , The horiz cheeks and snuill dots has the fashion-| dresses of the tots playing about the the middle of the cave. Multitudes of RK order (6 Pass “And walked mel OF hie & the able border and selis at @ cents a yard, | nursery. Thay can be had in blue or inseriptions crossed on nther on tho | briskly toward a whepherd whose flock about tor ong | ¢ 1g reenes have no| white linen and are piped in red, Tho | Walls. | AN Almost siuare Hole, cut in| wae end Om on 8 dip in| fine sun went down 8 by little, 40 ls have velvet rib-| bright figures of children in printed | pre eee Ta sae, exactly opposite| “That cave, over there—that cave"--—| the night mingled with the day, blur bam crossed or bands of delicate lace. |oolor make these aprons attraotive.| Sort Frefosse, the crenellated top of| His lips trembled and he tried to find | ring the outline of things. jand A pretty arrangement has a beaded or-| They range in price from & cents to} which appeared at thirty or forty yards’, the words that would not come. Th Then, with little imperceptitde move ‘Yhe blue nament fastened to the shoulder strap | $1.50, distan: shepherd looked at: him in amazeme) ments, flat om his stomach, giding,! Venus ne peradventure, he may have purchased her ticket to Reno, and led her to the | —Tanhnstiona__| station. ‘ ies <0 For, behold, it is not one another, but DOMESTICITY from which they feet nine Be »° | Another ARSENE It ts not one another, but MATRIMONY, which they seek to escape! 8) OW e e ( It 4@ not one another, but the LAUNDRY, which hath shattered their! e LUPIN Story happiness. 5 Go to! A woman that is wedded unto an art and unto a man at one and| See the same time is a BIGAMIST. | (Copyright, 1910, ty Maurice Lebtane.) 1 Beautrelet threw off his knapsack and» At st Isidore repeated | And have I not said unto thee that BIGAMY is its own reward? Selah! | syNonsis oF PRECEDING cuarrens, | 4R\ dawn. Tv had had a hard and eine) | thew thas cave reer ene ene FOR LE poitrenere,, dunia, the “thlet Ri himgore the cool wind that blew inside the cave| "Yes, T should think so. AM the hing ow ry woke him up, He at J folk like to cali it the Demot some les." ‘ock over elm MATTER, ik ohnsto} e{ | Modern LL DARLING: | matrimonial mart would go down ten pointe! Such brushing and massaging and bathing you’ the four | they'd ‘h © cold feet. | stars that you're out on @ ranch where you can an old lady's home And oh, Nell, the meg I meet—they're jokes! you know I've always plctrred myself at the altar, in 1 with lavender gloved males who wear caroons on © four “ellgibles' is peop me m v could carry me for miles {ft necessury. Of course I realize It's perféctly absurd to refi biceps happen to be anaemic, but I'm not going t | Just yet And besides, they're all so very well bred tn of them has gotten terribly excited or such a disappointment to me. for me and I've bribed the footman to leave only o1 I'm not a bit excited about It—but I'm just curtoy question, things only a reminiscen: Ld be tempted to fly with hi so no wonder I feel romantic! If one came under m f the cliff And Beautrelet sudden t ured over the would « nd emotle m, almost level with re, alm abl on sea rose an tretat ty yards high, a ¢ {ing straight on its granite | 8 the sea mews | howed at th point round, red, @ thread | ring through @ crev- | ne! i sible chimney, | qt rose In slow spirals in| Masters twiltene | England | her, disme! | crowned at me material are, oa" ; . smd ‘its not p a nd him, blew upon 1 dainty underskirts. | zi 2, _ ree i ' one atop of the row limits DP Be pe He plunged down on his knees and pestuous squall that In line with fashion'’s demands th on cloth, which is en un CHAPTER VIII alte pins wn on his knees and! pestuous mua th one one atop of th Fandinas pettiooat must be narrow and so the » Wash material, Is an ex (Continued) | perhaps a foot long, appeared cut in came from e typed and Wherever these o with glory ny! guards the door of the most inviolable Over there | shelter! An enchanted key that r the East, conq push back Me INATATIONS TO HERE'S aN inenramien) PAPA SAID ALL THE 1 DIDN'T, CO NOTHIN BuT 1 WON'T Bo «7 AGAIN: Letters ofa Maid By Alma Woodward. Copyright, 1011, by The Pres Publishing Co, (The New York World), It’s the wee sma’ hours and I'm aitting up in my nightia with « score of pillows behind me, scribbling this to you. I got home over i an hour ago from 6ue Pemberton's ball—and my maid hae just left me. os Yes, sir, one hour to prepare me for bed! Oh, it's @ wondrous and {oarcome Job, but If It were neglected, to-morrow might de less 3f glow to my akin, less of a sheen to my hair, And mptly my stock in the ve never witnessed. Just at ‘this moment I'm a study in chin straps, cold cream and beauty plasters. If ‘ellgibles who are dangling could catch a glimpse of me I'm eure This soclety whirl Isn't all it's cracked up to be—fust thank your ludiry be natural. Why, it's only | three months since they dragged me from my schoolroom chrywalis of blue serge and common sense boots and swathed me in the trailing pink chiffons and Louls Quinze heels of a debutante—and already I lke @ candidate for hey're not really, truly men, they Just call themselves that. Oh, the dreams I've dreamed over the gods of Olympus and the glorious heroes of Shakespeare! shimmering satin, beside « Paris or an ardent-cyed Romeo—and now I've waleed up to find that the world 4 thirteen collar and pags two American millionaires’ sons, en Hnglish lord snd an Italian prince. I'll bet not one of them could even Iift me comfortably; and I've always had an insane desire to marry a man who use @ man just because his 0 let go of all my dreams, thelr love making—not one ammered or anything—and that's Proposals are about due and to-morrow night mother is giving a dance ne light in the conservatory. 18 to see how they pop the I'll manage to have a soft rug,at my feet so they can kneel, if they feel so Inclinedbut they won't, because kneeling bags the trousers! Isn't tt a funny world, Nell? Why are Spanish cavaliers with guitars and y window right this minute, . if he hadn't @ sou marquee—but then, it's 4A. M. I'll write you all about the latest styles tn proposals in @ day or two. Sleepily yours, CICELY. ling, he crept along one of they ness; then other stars lit up, timid as, magic key that opens the cyclopean the promontory to the ex-| yet cavern to whole tribes fleeing before A mysterious key that atvei insures preponderant he kn Gaul. Recause they rmans force thelr away ry and from there later, that support, conquer the and, nquer Stelly, eon- the new world! of the secret, the Kin ord it over France, humble ber her, P. of the se Kinga of overstep the nar of their dominion, gradually great nation and radiating and power. They forget 4 tis aha lek al ca or know not how to use it, and death. solid and K sca a exile ide rain?) Or was . An nedom, in midwater ara 1 f man beings, Gauls, |and at s from land! An un waves and pnty pre r A known fortress, taller than the towers ; 4 fin “ {ns ques- [of Notre Dame and built u ‘ th i ter The |ite foundat larger th ran AL com t us contained tn Wat ty of act: 7 hollow, At Pal \ mposing the Havre, the new » ERA Eh ad rie @Aval town, And, sixteen * in aalmal P i hit fram the top of thence, the Hollow Needle, the impre, ; ; aa f , ssn ‘neh of a |nable sanctuary! ; af the aaioke hes A ‘ ibmerged | sanctuary and also a stupend- t seemed to him, tt ‘ estone place, All the treasures of a ter ry ' , than the Increasing from century to “ta rs ) 1 upon the| all the gold of France, iil thet M , wef | tort from the people, ail that A prod . elation Atter| teh from the clesy, all the tt was Hea booty gathered op th + | Europe le heaped up in t A! cave, ‘ id med ¢ twenty | Old Merovingian gold sous, glittering f ; 4 of supreme tm-|crown pieces, doudioo: 5 { por whoever sed [tin the|gulneas; and the precty days of old, in t fistant timea|the diamonde; and all t oft with & marvellous bright-/ through end overran the old world! & sky grew darker,|when hordes of barbarians rode|al! the ornaments; everything ts thee. 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