The evening world. Newspaper, January 7, 1911, Page 5

THE EVENING WORLD, SATURDAY, JANUARY 7, 1911. WURRAWURPRA! RANDOM SHOTS AT BIGGAME AND SMALL BY W.P.MC¢ LOUGHLIN. HE GINK—That was a great sensation of @ battle they had in Houndedttch, Landon, the other day. They tell me st took 1,000 London hobbies, «wo eat . artillery, with thelr howitzers, mountain guns, Maxims and Ings, two detachments of Scote Guards in short petticoats and big busblew the liyme Secretary, who was once captured by the Boers and ts hot on the sol- Aer viuft ever # tegiments © and 190,000 variegated citizens from foreign parts, includ- Me a bunch of militant suffragettes—and all of this to subdue two mild-eyed a archists refuge in a tenement and began to fire shots out of a win- dow THRE ¢ K—The police in London s n to make sure they are right Vefore they go THE and O's td. of the Oak street station, with thelr night sticks, got busy wo two “reds'! wo: r legs and THE ¢ archis ek 1 be in the arms In splint 1 would tt take long to do that? I know the Now York cop. I've experienced him. he gets movi I Beat it. T don't ask questions wer them anyway, except with his club, and that bit of a stick Is @ argument, so it is e Would soon be do nearest hospital getting t n atop of them and the ir heqds sewed up and won't a WURRA WURRA?: thoy sell at five for two cents, which Two Irishmen have frult stands | makes twenty-four cents, Can you on opr . rhers, They ha’ tell me where the one cent comes in? thirty apples each, One sells at two CORNELIUS. for a or fifteen cents in all. Your dope is wrong to start with. Two The other selis at three for a cent, [Irishmen do not keep fruit stands in o> te whlch makes twenty- |New York. As to where the odd cent oth. wlxty They form a apples, wht “oomes in," it doesn't come in. It goes tive pa out, Write me another one, Con! ‘ortugal, has brought sult against the Dowager ) for lighting her palace at Ajuda, y gas dills. take It on the run when the re- t of Lisbon haven't been wble to cateb up with Hyde. the prospect of the ers usive ag our own M. © selzed all her pro note indeed. { dropping @ tear over the poor WURRA drunk by the bar- at on the average the [relint rman home, T have in people eat more than the [Seen a family of three or four lusty Irish foreign peop t takes the |People put away a diiteh of bacon and a i. 1 i b of spuds and ‘vash them down with iva gree gallon of tea and hot soda cake. In nglund I have seew a laborer eat a It's rd wo-pound loaf of bread with a big hunk sonal ry f Stilton cheese and chase them home with a quart of bitter, We've all seen Ttallans eat, glory be! > 1 think we'll give the laurels to the man abroad when it comes to the quane tity of the grub. rope where eating 1s Sausages are eaten by iM 1 SALY of the Eccentric Fireman's Association, the Civic pendence League, the New Nationalism and the lord ares that the recent strike on the municipal ferry clan who wanted to poison the public mind against yuld have removed the grievances that led to that missioner of Docks and Ferries, He's a reformer, lose observer at times. He should have noticed that the reformer always begins by cutting the salartes of acrubwomen, firemen, janitors and laborers and others of the subd-strata, A base “politician” never cuts salaries. Ihe “ec a. THE FA FIST of Tawm f the United States or can there be Sharkey to-day signed to one? JOE THOMAS. & communication tn 1 he denies| There has not been a Catholic Presl- » recent fires in Tal dent of the U There thing to pre: ction to the all of i Presidency of Catholic if he gets Sharkeys will be there with hells on] enough votes, but I'm thinking It would to the night selected, and Little Buck] be easy to count the votes for such a will bo: t floor Inclosed find] one, Joe, vee wan forgot to taclose the|CYOME foolish friends of the boxing tickets. Ain't he great? same are alloged to be taking steps to “loosen up" in this elty. Hope of Harlem.—There are nol not, ‘Things couldn't. be going along any yepute of your name in There are swarms of developing warms. t nicer than they are now. A ten round 1 test of any boxer's act ‘ance. ‘Those that go fur- ly to satisfy the brute that ho man, Several of those affairs that I have seen tall” during most of the ther are me: Y ifs still left long distance | were merely really unusual | session. The real work was done tn a my bagtul of corre-| few of tho rounds, nee or Instance, Who saw Tom- RA WURRA so effectually trim Joe owt kindly inform me of a few 4d ‘Thursday night at the National of #000 to 10,000 Inhabl- got as much action In ten rounds fistic nt fan as the Hd dest Hattling aug cd THikG? fallen most pronounced the climate ts York, wher iff Nelson, the Undy- and dr 1 favorable to a aut: | 1 meets Leach Cross on Mon- éker, fro mic bronchitls Who | day night at tie Metropolitan Theatre likes to get down w small ti Jand youn: Mr. i. O, Brown at the nonies ant pugs once In a Ww same theatre on Wednesday night no- umn isn't intended | body will need to shout "More! or but pe among | whistle a waltz, of reference you | 2 answer this ques- WURKA, WURRA: , worse than that | Can you answer this one? As John L, Sullivan | poolroom rai ny ‘ of the world?" so n's were any of t ay I hs to see a pt ined as gamblers? BI SPORT. Wishing you a merry and happy 1911, s r we are yours truly No f you, Mr. Has ANGBLO AND BILL, Thee ‘This column i have no high- No, messieurs, never, at no time, noe value than to jaterest or amuse the | how, were any of the players punished to ald those ‘who pine for a| as @ result of the so-called raids on The indulge harmless aport, As! Allen's. More than eighty of such dem- lgewood, J., 1s a | onstrations were made, but nothing ever by | suffered only the “property” door that used to be “burst” in. Which 4s to say that the Allen displays were what are those affected high ground, twe Tt is close to Pat the ponies and| known {n the wise World of sport taste. “frame-ups. sy as much ————— some people do. WURRA, WURRA: m4 omight t k-on-thesHudson, What nashality ts Tommy M ist thirty mies up, and high, dry} phy, BRIDE of Harlem? A Bets he jond. Tm told you can bet your head} 4" Italian Desendance. B bets that off there. he {s Irish Desendance. J, 0. Ls I have heard Tommy called a lot of , WURRA? WURR. things, but never before has he been Will you Kindly inform me if there | described as the “Bride of Harlem.” has ever been @ Catholic President He's Irish dese: ) Mr J. 0. le SAGER on. = anc MNS = They do that same. But I'm thinking that if Patrolmen Mulligan REALTY BROKE ~ AILS HIMSELF WHS OFFICE |F, P. Radcliffe Depressed by | | Slackness of His Busi- ness in Jamaica. GOOD LUCK WAS NEAR. | | | |Ended Life by Shooting Not! Knowing a Big Deal Had Gone Through. F. P. Radoliffe, a rea: estate bro- | ker, whose home ts at No, 18 West One Hundred and Fourth street, Man- | hattan, was found dead with a bullet in | his heart to-day in his office at No. 9 | Herriman avenue, Jamaica, L, 1. He had shot himself sometime in the night. | A revolver Iny on the floor just under | his right hand. | Phe dead man w and while he was preparing for his end and writing a farewell letter to his Wife, @ fellow real estate broker, Jo- seph Gray, was hunting for him to tell | him that he had just im: je a big com: | | mission In @ deal he and Gray were tn- erested in. Mr. Gray is confident that the tragedy Would never have occurred had he been able to find Radcliffe or get in commu- nication with him. A long period of ack business had depressed the broker and worry ever his finances furnished the motive for his suicke. ‘The letter he wrote to Mra. Radeliffe | read as follows: “Life is just one damn thing after another. Insurance policy in my burean drawer. Tell Fred to pay out what ts necessary. Jan. 6—“My dearest Joe: T am writing this in the dark, 6 P. M., so you may not be able to read it. Ask God's forgiveness for my act, but I am no good to you or any one. You have been the best ever. Don't mourn. Don't wear black, Take care of yourself and think only of our happy days. God's copaia on you, Fred, Elsie and Eliza- “Devotedly, “PERCY.” Made Him Morose. Until eix months ago Mr. Radcliffe’s business prospered, but in the dull Period that followed he made scarcely |enough to pay his rent. Sickness in his family anc other worries changed him from a jovial and hear‘ panjon to a man of morose aile: Broker Gray saw him late as 4 o'clock yesterday afternoon, about two hours before he got word that the deal gone through, he was going to his office to write a letter and then home. Gray tried to) reach him at his home in the evening, but failed. It never occurred to him that the broker might be still in his omice. Radcliffe killed himself while sitting in a low leather chair. He had spread his tur coat over his knees and wound a muffler about his throat. A surgeon who was called by the janitor, who found the suicide, sald that Radcliffe had been dead at least since midnight. eee MAN LEFT TO DIE IN HALL OF HOME AFTER ASSAULT. Skull Fractured and Body Badly Bruised When He Is Found in Williamsburg. The Brooklyn Detective Bureau is tox day searching Williamsburg for a clue to the identity of the man or men who left Charles Labohner to die in the hall- way of his home, No, 131 Thames street, after unmercifully beating him at an early hour to-day. Labohner, who was @ roofer, thirty- five years of age, was discovered In the hallway about 2 o'clock thls morning by Policeman Limburger of the Sta, street station. He w etched acr the outer vestibule, and, though con- sctous, was unable to speak. Labohner’s brother, August, was called, and the man was carried up to his room on the sixth floor and put to bed. At 6 o'clock Labohner's brother caine to the station house and asked that an ambulance be sent for. He sald he had been unable to revive his brother. Dr. Smith of the Willlamsburg Hos- pital examined Labohner and discovered thi his skull was fractured and his body @ mass of bruises, He gave it as his opinion that Labohner had been assaulted and then carried by his assal. | ants to the hallway, where the police man found him, eee FRENCH MAID INSANE. | Girl Only a Few Months Here comes Violently Crasy. Helen Millet, a young French matd, who was brought here from Paris five months ago by Mrs, Jefferson Demont ‘Thompson, suddenly ame insane last | night In the Thompson apartments in | the Wilmot, No. 28 East ‘Pwenty-eighth | treet. ‘A New York Hospital ambulance eur- | geon refused to take charge of her. When Dr. Betts arrived with a Bellevue he asked eman Dono- th street 6 tlon to help him put her the am- | bulance. The girl gave battle to the two physicians, the policeman and ele- ator man before being borne away. She 48 supposed to be suffering from | homesickness. _—— Months for Carrying Pistol. | Nine months in the penitentiary is the | punwnment for carrying @ revolver that was decreed yesterday in the Court of | Spectal Sessions, Brooklyn, for Piro | ella of No. 6 Baxter atreet, Man- hattan, by Judges Forker, Moss and | O'Keete. | WOMEN Various Sidelights on the Complicated Problem of Love and Matrimony—Wife Too Fat ‘WHY IS A HUSBANDETTE? GIVE GP ipo OUTSIDE HOMES rr to Sit in a Man’s Lap—No Crime for a Woman to Pretend Affection for a “Man and Keep His Presents. Are you a husbandette? definition of a husvandette by Miss Vida Sutton seet=he does ver Here ts the poses, but does © expansion.”* The que jat and why ts a husbandette? was sprung yesterday ternoon to a roomful of women cly members at the Hote. Astor had assembled to hear several actresses talc about votes for women Most of the women have customed to answer offhand f growth where they | question propounded, but the husband- ette riddie was too much for th the spur of the moment. It inspired Miss Sutton, however, to make her first on Manhattan Builders Tore Down | ji Bronx, representing. practically, ffrage speech, in which, atier she had ’ a ee \vestment for each person averaged explained he ia: id new ivpe More Houses Last Year $700, or $2,400 for the avernge family of animal, 8! “He Is the | In Queens the sane hidevo: stuck e | + The ° “e | buliding was very corner Individual women always have | Than They Replaced. | 000 of the $15,400,000 oatia encountered in their efforts to broaden | tie structures, The averag and develop. The husbandette ix to | ; say | hates, Was 8 little over $3,000, 00 the modern woman what the kitchenette |FOR 60,000 IN BRONX.) "hint and butting is to the modern apartment--he does - person, 0 i , very well for ordinary purposes, b | Jily. it t does not admit of growth or expan: " $i2 a mo The husbandette is a married man |AVerage Rentals Reduced by | BOOM FOR vin SANTVOORO who will neither follow or accompany ; ; r 5 | VOORD. his wife in her political fights, nor is! Spread of Residential W ‘ork | alia eis he willing to permit her to broad TROY, N. Y., Jan John P, Kelly mentally and politically. He prefers her on Long Island. Chairman of the Renaselaer County to keep her ideas of freedom shut up in @ tiny space like a kitchenette. Too Fat to Sit in Man’s Lap, Wife’s Defens Because she is so fat, Mrs. Fannie M. Shock would not eft on any man's lap. She says $0 herself. It ts in the divorce sult Howard L, Shock 1s prosecuting against her in Justice Putnam's part of the Brooklyn Supreme Court that avolr- dupols as @ handicap to filrting Is Intro- duced for the first time. ‘The co-respondent, Wiillam J. Manae- ly was In court all day and heard this wifely admiseto: “Did you ever alt on Manacly’s lap?” Mrs, Shock was asked. never #at on his lap or any other man’s Inp," she retorted. “Of late 1 ive grown go stout that T wo burden any man with my weight Twenty Wellesley Girls Wear Engagement Rings. WELLPSLEY, Mass, Jan, 7.—''Dia+ monds are trumps" at Wellesley Col- lege, and have been since the Christmas holldays, Twenty members of the se- nior class have already elected a post graduate course jn domestic happiness. ‘He Just adored my fudge," aimpered “Well, Mannely often took off sour shoes, didn't he “He unlaced them—once,” she an swered scornfully one fair-haired one in telling of her romance, while another murmured ‘Well, somebody loves a fat irl.” Among those Whose engagements were announced are Miss Gladys Platten of New York to Arthur Craig, Prir ‘Il, and Miss Gladys Bost of Brooklyn to Alexander Chase. Pretended Suicide Brings About Reconciliation. “The best way to find out how much your people think of you is to make them think they have lost you.” This was the philosophy of F. C. Archibaid of-Ottawa, Ont., when he left his coat, hat and this note on the Chau- dlere Falls Bridge: “All 1s over. Jumped into the Chau- dlere to save disgrace.—F. ©, Archibald, No. 126 Lyon street.”” When a policeman broke the news to WEREASE. WITH HGH CITY COST Bullding operations during the past year demonstrated that Manhattan ts loning popniation steadily to the suburbs, Manhattan builders produced new homes for 2,70 persons, but they un- housed more than that number by alter- Ing old buildings for business or by te ing down flats and dwell The year's lone affected 68% dwellings and 400 flat-houses. Wreckers tore down 317 ntial structures. Manhattan Loses Hom | Manhattan's waning pi ige as a home | Place Was shown by the continued de- Jcrease in total residential structures, To replace old houses torn down and those altered for business uses only 2 new ones were bullt Although Manhattan lost nearly 1 dwellings, builders put up only new ones, Of these seven cost more | than $50,000 each, 18 cont between $20,000 and $50,09 each and 17 cost less than | $20,000 ea new dwellings will 00) The the supposed widow she ran to the|make homes for close to 600 persons building, where her husband and sons are employed. Hor husband was the first person she met, and with a joyous cry she Jumped into his arms. “We had some trouble four week and my wife hadn't been the same to since,” Archibald explained later, “HH T did laugh to see how she grabbed after she thought I was dead, mighty glad to see me. to find out how much you," No Crime for a Woman to Simulate Love. In pretending she loves a man when she doesn't a woman may go as far she Ikea, according to Judge Latshaw of the Criminal Court in Kansas City. It Is no crime to pretend, and she may keep the presents. ‘This vindication of beguiling women came Im the sad care of John Dearing of No. 12% Penn street, Kansas City. He told a tearful tale of a designing maid who trified wtih his youthful a fo@tions and ensnared him into making Table of Growth: York telephone user. New York City Now Has Over 400,000 elephones her expensive presents, had married anothei to John his presents. from the court wi “If @ man lets She didn’t return And all he got complain. his future the fair He ts entitled to sympathy, for ft wa: the firat time he was fooled, nouldn't be any second time. Year 1900 1905 1908 1911 3,400,00 4,000,00 1. The number of people with whom it enables youto talk. 2. The class of people it reaches. Apply these tests to your telephone service here in New ity. Think of the number and class of the people that it enables you to reach. Think of the average speed and accuracy of the service and of the time it saves you. wonderful service fitted to the needs of a wonderful city. And its usefulness is constantly increasing, for every telephone added to the System makes it more valuable to you and to every other By the way, have you a Telephone? ) NEW YORK TELEPHONE COMPANY Every Bell Telephone is a Long Distance Station. they think of He was called | out of town, and when he returned she x, | There Population 4,600,000 5 4,800,000 The 400,000 mark was passed on December 24th, the day before Christmas. The total gain in telephones for 1910 was over 40,000. Through our Long Distance connections we reach over 5,000,000 telephones in the United States and Canada. You may not realize it but these statistics have an important significance for you as a telephone user. telephone service is measured by The usefulness of your while those torn down housed 3,84, Manhattan's flathouse construction during the year comprised 206 structures to make homes for 18,400 persons, The seven new hotels and boarding houses provided for 1,800 more, ‘The new fiat houses cost 000, the | hotels and bourding-houses $960,000, the | | private dwellings $1,866,900, The total for new housings Was $38,201,800. ‘The aver- age for each person housed was 7 |1n constructional cost or a $3,800 capital | investment in land and building, It wa equal to $10,500 for the average fam! which would mean @ yearly rental abe $1,000, Bronx Houses 60,000, ; Bronx bullders filed plans for housing nearly ,000 persona. total cost wan placed at 5,000,000, or $850 for each person in constructional outlay, maki@g the capital cost of land and building clone to $1,000 ‘This Ix practically only % per cent. of the Manhattan average and tho rentals represented would average a third of the Manhattan figures. With the aver- Telephones 56,000 190,000 310,000 401,000 0 0 Surely it is a | | | age capital outlay approximating 3,10! the single Bronx , the rentals | would run close to & onth Bronx bullders filed plans for 635 frame 62 brick dwellings, 8 flat in contr with Manhattan operations, the Bronx work all repre- fented new housing capacity, | placing of old structures Cheaper on Long Island. building feaidential not a re © year went into Of the total $24 $245 each housing | family was a third lower than that Democratic Committee, and Charles F. | Murphy, the Tammany Mall leader, lield | & conference yesterday relative to the! eandidacy of Seymour Van Santvoord of this olty to succeed Chauncey M. 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