The evening world. Newspaper, December 20, 1910, Page 20

—— _ s mmm a The Evening World Daily Magazine, Tuesday, December 20. 1910: The Jarr Family er World. Can You Beat It? Mrs. Farr Is Going to Have a Splendid Servant; Published Daly Eeceps een fhe Press Publishing Company, Nos. 53 to @ | WA Least—Maybe—I} She Has Luck; Liste * . ANGUS, SHAW, Pree ‘Treen,’ Bose POLAT Ze R, Junto, See'y. By M aur i ce K etten. at New York as Second-Class Matter. Fentered at the Povt-Om 1 tudscription Rates to ‘The Evening |For England. and the Continent and | ||) | BOUGHT THIS SHAWL \ WHA TY Oe fe od Cian an a (ror. MY MoTHER a hile GOLURKS Tata» ay ie Sok AAt a ae Copyright, 1910, by The Press Publishing Co, (The New York World), gue Year, 89.50 | One Year, 90.7 3ne Mont 0 | ae Monet |_ THAT'S Too MucH | How RECKLESS! By Roy L. McCardell. [20 venty work, why you no salma " =| é glood China boy e 4 4 6 JT THINK I'l step o1 ‘Don't you remember the Call fee eee e eee n ee weereeeeeeeceseeess NOs 18,018, s I look at the weather,’ . | pearle we met on the steamer OO— — a hr | P Jar sort of musingly the other) over who told us what comfort they A HOLIDAY WARNING evening after sup-! got out of their Chinese house ser- | per. vants?” salf Mrs. Jarr, turning: | : f 5 | “You think|to Mr. Jarr, “I'm sure that I'm almost hk 4 ARNINGS to mothers have been issued in a holiday 4 W bulletin by the National Tire Protection Associa- ; tion, ‘They to dangers likely to result from the carelessness of ring the Christmas sea. son, and include th r : : Don’t decorate Ch as trees with paper or i Again!” sald Mrs.itempted to try one. Suppose they do Don’t use cotton to represent Jafr, “Now it's) ask high wages? They do ALL the wetting near] work, and no girl will do was! Christmas f'm|troning or even house cleaning a having no bother} woman in by the day charges tvoNMl- ; snow. Don’t permit children to light candles when no adults are present. Don’t neglect to fasten the Christmas tree eo securely that it canaot be upset in a romp. Tho lesson of these warnings ehould be heeded in every home. the children. lars and carta a4 They go to ved! "Me gottee cousin, Chilstian Sunday~ early like iittle|schoot Chinee boy, He do work fer t lambs. Bless their ul the sameee hot stuff,” said the ( hearts, I was the | * sort of an | angelchitd at Christmas times when I was their age,| ‘Me gettee hilm oh telephone” . |too! But what I was going to say," she| Mra, Jarr indicated the telephone added, her volce changing again from|a wave of her hand, and the Chin cotion or other inf seeing Mrs, Jarr hesitate,.he % ‘sweet to sour, " K ing to|after a patient skirmish with hfs, dla~ ‘ * ‘ THREE LITTLE HANDISERCHIEFS THE IDEA! Two would Silie STOCKINGS | tr as aivee tach ~~ putt bod beget " diy We are an oversanguine, optimistic, rough-and-tumble people, we | FOR MY SISTER Have Been ONE Too MANY FoR MY Niece Fe Aio oht Red alt Hours ebwn at| Sih CcAItL Wiest niewbet, <n Americans. Nearly all our gayeties and sports are carried on reck- lewely to the danger limit. Winter and summer it is the same. On | that awful place on the corner!” And here {8 the conversation that’ efi- Now listen to the womi ed Mr. | sued loo, Swantee talk ali same San anes eT A preernen 1 ‘ Jarr in a tone of injured tnnocence.| “F ; Christmas and on the Fourth of July alike the chapter of accidents | "Who wan chinkine of going {0 Ous’é i i in, : next morning. | face or staying out til all hours, as always did want to try Qhines?'@ aon aera: fesete rin h } |you say? I just said 'd step out a mo-! se servants," said Mrs. San t Be car in your own home, You can be both merry and safe ment to look at the weather.” \“put I heard they wanted such high —— “Well, If that's @ Dit can @pare| wages. And then, on account of Ba | yourself the trou’ ch dren” ——- of going down the | ‘stairs and coming back ag: replied] Mr. Jarr nudged her not to distfadt / PROVIDENCE AND CLEAN STREETS. Sis sore "Open che window ant toa | hm trienaty"Anatic tthe shone Rae | | ‘, A " sath : [how the weather is!” that person had evidently got “Ris } Ny EOAUSE it rained on Sunday night New York is |. very well, {f matrimony is tolcousin, Sam Yip, on the wire. He wis \ ’ NY congratulating herself. For the rain did something mean the total loss of personal liberty; | speaking to him as follows: { x A " fi if a man {sn't to be trusted and We-| “Suan how yee ab chong gow Wah i N SS toward melting and clearing away the dirty snow Heved; {f I'm «0 trvenponsible I can't|haw yee ha keong, hula seeup ak6w- } Ss sh that has fouled tho streets for about be let out of your sight"-—— how glow ow gah yor ekkchang chu { | Further pathette protest on this in-!chochow chu chochow gol gow ahalw / a week. | Jured husband's part hooyaw seekeechowan a yup skeechita i It is a good thing to have a weather episode [ings were Chphy TarUERRT NS. oye is yahchinggogah! » inf ‘ . . i} hort by ini t the bell, and while “Tel he can geome early in e | help out the Street Cleaning Department. It appears providential— [Mr Jerr Ween Geri iss h | eseraisty and os ing ris things,”* aavglia giving encouragement to a faith that Heaven is on tho side of the tn case it might be sty y.| Mrs. Jarr. “I don't care what the Mra, Jarr was at thie door adm neighbors sa the callers. (This last wa people and that by and by thero shall be no snyw, but only mud) ; addressed to Mr. Jart.) { or dust, | Mr. Jarr shed hs coat again for com-|' "S8Ssh" sald Mr. Jar, tor he could ' i i fort's sake when he saw that Yhe vis-/see the Chinaman at their end of the | Meantime the Street Cleaning authorities should profit by the |\itor-was the Chinese laundryman of the| Wire was hearkening eagerly to what respite given them and get busy. ‘There will be more snow before the | neighborhood. dle was one of tho#e was coming to him on the phone. \ winter is over. We cannot count upon a succession of providential hiner erate ab ep ae oe sae. ae See “Me bling ayuplong chong chinynak ah kwokwing agow gulugalaw gawchuc! cower Just ruin- keeaw abong g)vowaw heelawmong a |ing your shirts. I know they must use| gow wah ahong £ wi" replied the |acids, so I'm trying John,” explained |! indryman to his cousin downtown, M Jarr. } ‘And we give a dinner party, to You fellows don't work union hours, | the Stryvere!” said Mrs. Jarr, “I guess evidently,” remarked M Jarr to the | that woman will open her eyes to gee amtable looking Orlentat. jthe table waited on oy a neat and “No gettee money No workee plentee,” | deferential Chinese Servant in srre- |replied the laundryman. “Me workee | proschable white duck jacket. ten, twelve oclockee. Me no ‘kickee."" | Mr. Jarre midged her, for the China- “Well, I don't see how it is that T)man was taiking again. a gervant girl who is inspired | "So gow wa haw, a y such sentiments. I can't get one! gow, a chow chee kateh sort of sentiments,” | agow gang a how hong—hong go dong Jarr, plaintively |sechow a yeelp a kulaw giwo akwa you No takee Ohinese boy?! ahcheean?’ he asked In eager interest. asked the Celestial shirt polisver.| ‘Then he turned to Mrs. Jarr and wail. “Chinee boy good clook, wash clothes,” "He say ‘Nix!’ ——--—-- The Hedgeville Editor By John L. Hobble |. “Gtood ebiing!” launidiy., Forty | Phat steam laundry w mild days and soft rains through January and February. There is plenty of labor in New York, plenty of horses, trucks and shovels. It would be more metropolitan to clean the streets our- selves than to wait for a rain to do it. 0 WHY THEY PART. ROM Pittsburg there comes always hot stuff. It may | AS be irony, it may be steel railery, it may be only common pig; but when it is being moulded for | 4 the news of the day it comes forth fluid enough to be poured into the forms without further heating. j ulaw chingga- Here is the latest. A Pittsburg woman suing for divorce alleges that her husband opens champagne by the bapket at roadhouses and requires the aid of two girle whenever he takes a drink. ‘The husband in reply admits he is a good spender and a : Ia yao raa ieee: Grarareaance tt aedes ei spews seepaneaae aaa 1 Aen “Cheer Up, Cuthbert!” 3% By Clarence L. Cullen! | ame sport, but says he can’t keep up with a wife that pays $100 for " a hat, $1,400 for a gown and wants $15,000 a year for pin money, ; Copyrteht, 10910, by The Press Publishlug Co. (The New York World), The underhand or crawling stroke is all right for swimming, but it's bad Was there ever a story whose moral was more fluid or ran more UT Ginger in the Job and watch it grow! medicine on land! easily? If the man were willin, 8 el] y ji keene OY HARSH says that if his doctor bil] gets any higher he ts going to wend y f a 6 to use the champagne money for It's all right to recognize your defects and limitations, but you don't} The Jockey who “beats the barrier’ can ‘wait in front!” his wife to a cooking school. ” % dresses, or if the woman were willing to blow the boodle for booze have to advertise them! | \ - instead of gowns, how happy they could be together! It is a pity — : Most of us accept that “turning the other cheek" suggestion in a Pickwickian | QINCE the Waterworks Company put meters on all the hydrants it isn't so 1 . A 4 | ‘The Hard Luck Experience of a dec ‘go is Dut a| Sense~and probably we're right! much trouble to get a glass of pure milk, two such generous natures should part, but it seems even Pittsburg Wistful Memory to-day! —_— soley _ eannot supply money enough for both. ‘rime heals, b oat : ; | It takes more time trying to explain away a bad jod than it does to doa PRED WELLS oblects to starting the German Club because he doesn’t want 3 me heals, but Hustling te the unguent for the wound! | good one! to listen to his wife In two different languages. MAN AND HIS BODY vd re on tre Road to Rightvitle when you find it The Texas definition of a fence is that !t must be “ho i ‘Aigh and | LTHOUGH Fred Kirks has been discharged from the asylum as cured, he i | jarder to forgive yourself than to forgive your enemy! | bull-strong.” Sounds like a symbolic description of a Reg'lar Fe! still Insists on living in Indiana, G A ; — h HAT a man should die of a disease of so mysterious | No man ever put over anything worth while on the} When you hunt for a “Snap” instead of a Job, you're stacking the cards on KE REYNOLDS thought that there would be a good chance for hig san a nature that the best medical talent of New York Morning After the Night Before! yourself! George to come back and re-enter politics, but he got word this monyng i} i ; Fy = A | that the boy {s still a Republican, °F could not diagnose it after months of research, is. No matter what alls you, Bitter Aloes of Brooding 1s| ‘There's hope for the chap who looks hangdog when he tries to Ile; none whats | : +42 a striking illustration of the limitations of our! ™ bad for it! ever for the fellow who lies with savoir-fair \ uM science. With all our probings into the abysses of |, xeep in condition; the fight is always liable to go the limit! If you can be Cajoled you can be Caged! News From the Sky — 191 the heavens and the earth, and into the infinities agg ‘The Boss 5 kinky that he refuses to promote a man who smack-dab in the eye! of time and space, we do not yet understand the workings of our ‘ant look him ‘The fellow who tells you how he always defends you when you're “knocked” | own physical organism. ass y dda Soe ales If ORD comes from Cos Cob that smugglers are careful to land in remdte . ss Seton-Thompaon, the | tro laces, jewelks jj Had men followed the advice of Plato, “Know thyself,” before ppeeeerrenannnnenennnermananeny | J anmnnnnnnnnnnnnncnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnannnnnanannnnannannnrannnnnnnatht Mother's Kiss. W Bape aston ebornpeon ia [hr eran wi pal aed let ‘ undertaking other things, they would not have gone tar. Wo should || The Day's Savings of ..... Nee eee recat ltakine ihe. (mia. slags oid Oa etill be stadying pathology and psychology with the end not yet Good Stories - By Cora M. W. Greenleaf. | 910 nis flock of Canadian wild geese | ever. ys in sight. Fortunately a host of men have been so blessed with health as | IN mother’s kiss had power to disappeared. Friday morning he heard — Mrs. Solomon) W™z"""' airgap tte | 1» reerted fam Oates ii | | f : ] | The Rea E | a ee ‘Phe sternest wounds that life ing up beheld a swarm of geese, Leap- | six hundred Canucks flew from Brock- to be unconscious that they had any physical organs or mental faculties | ont Reason Why | Being the Confessions of the Seven could deal Ing at once into his Wright fer he pur- | vitie to Canton and other towne 4h St. th atudyi By thei i t ‘liti "gure "your brein. it, you, exp | 4 (Ah, me, we've been in heaven!) sued at full speed, The geexe Were} tawrence County on election morfing. Sons ¢ oo ar eat oe ae Handredth Wife. No troubles then had power to stay, doing about ninety miles an hour, but The returns show a considerablé in- omers they have explored the seas and searched out the heavens. | Translated For mother kised them all away |the ‘plane was shoved up to 10 and crease in the Republican vote, b f s b : f knowi y thi wa; Tzanslated By Helen Rowland, (The air grows chill at eve soon overtook the bunch. Mr. Seton not | Therefore we can boast of knowing many things much better than we | Be ote red the caanical aunariars, but! Following the recent coup in Steet common George W. Perkins flew dow from Riverdale and, ighting on the Copyright, 1010, Uy Phe Ureee Publishing Co. (The New York World), | When mother's kiss had power to charm @ half dozen of their heirs. They are Bote my Daughter, there be many varieties of evil, banish harm now safe in the coop at Wyndyghoul. | know ourselves. Perhaps it is better so, ic if . ‘ (Youth's morn—the eun 1s shining!) d .P ’ How He Proved It. AGS," and they come in assorted patterns! we iieeiy realized the way .@ome miscreant emused himeeit on|mansard of J.P. Morgan's nulaiag. at L tt From th P Be J — For there be the champagne jag. ‘Awaiting us ere close of day— Sunday night by making off with the|NAU.ene fre vie mmantiy and ented e ers e eople A Ciapman mae once serving in, « reeiment | WELENAOW LAND Yea, and likewise the mental jag, the spiritual sag| (The weary day's declining!) torch from the Statue of Liberty, Think) > 1 the Metropolitan Club for tune ined to evolve a trick by which he could! and the SENTIMENTAL jag. \For, lo, are not love and poetry more intoxi- of this noble ‘bit of bronze goIn® Into | oon” According to the Associated Pri fet home, Arconting)y he 10 thal din, tha ae Ah, mother dear, you cannot cure the junk shop melting pot. Mayor Gay-| vio, atone had access to the "Great The Gan Problem, nation the prospe: r looked at GOR DOOR HM ; ‘The bitter hurts we now endure; nor should shake up the flying squad.) 47.) y4r 3, P. Morgan contented tim- prs tog World AEE Pera aed acl poral aly Verily, verily, @ jag is that which goeth to the head, exalteth the spirit,| (In time we'll all be sleeping!) They were seobably asicep on thelr | oi tl asiing whose rooster that wes: Bay Zorn sends in thi ple iit valinpnen MR ce maketh thee diazy, filleth thee with ecstasy and causeth thee to act) Some paina we'd dare not even tell roost. | : tle problem’: “If nis sted at $120, 1 Fre okt ee tthe "0 s, r pangs Meise aictitee ct tk iene nee x ¥ and must | "Well, dactor, do se 0 FOOLISH. kad mes Hee could you make them. oyson their dlexible filers have| ‘The War Department reports that the Cont. what i¢.the selling price?” I be wr years experience as a i Yea, and every style of jag hath its “next morning,” its headache and (We've stayed beyond your keeping!) | developed a new and nasty trick, Th ing Grappler, which was designed to to subinit my aolation: First, from th ireudes cata lee ite REMORSE! joa \jwoop past the flagpoles on the Singer Pick up @ full-grown warshtp ang 4rop 3 a ” can e ust have —— b | : ist price, $120, there is a discount of 33) passed a examination, It will bial | Lo, @ woman hath her sentimental jags, even as a man hath his Satur- Cooki |and dfetropolitan tulidings and steal the it on the Hackensack meadows tea p t., oF $99.60, @ubtracting this dis: | be seer nat 4t 48 not #0 easy On the Stump. + | day night jags. For WHO is so foolish a8 a woman in love? Unique Cooking. [NOYES SABIE ee Hoe esl: | exposed ta.dg. eicaat Dunt from the Mat price, we ha t in this State as ‘ WOODRUPR at a dinner Unto her the whole world appeareth to be “going round,” and when! wx order to demonstrate the utility of |} many of whom — $8.49. From this we now deduct the a In some othe stories, The ble to detect the culprits, many eeecsunt te nen seats. oF States r ne ; mints “ii vcus | she gazeth at her beloved's shoulders or his forelock she seeth DOUBLE. for household us float over trom New Jersey. Local filers who passed over Pompton, Se cine SAAR, Blow, an. before 1 soraker, 40 Behold how she exalteth a RUNT and maketh a tin idol of ANYTHING! N: Jy on Sunday report thes she. gid 4 " raged Ci Collector Loeb has been apprised of) freight car wht Yea, unto her a bow-legged Caliban appeareth as an Apollo, 6 FAT man|giapted tor a amily of elght. However, | ,¢ vee that numerous express a seemeth a being of “noble proportions,” a bald pate becometh an INTEL-| eighteen persons were served, showing piped mildly: | LBOLUAL forehead and the vromidioms which fall from her beloved's lips that the family range would be of ample ch has 80 long done duty ro-|as a depot ‘has been replaced with’a planes are met miles out at sea by 1o-' caboose by the enterprising Erie, ever tally owned machines, where lght and| mindful of the comfort of its com- discount, 10 per cent., or $6.03, is taken | last remainder, which gly selling price, The variou counts (which must be taken in a proper order) are figured on the a vn tn our lave as pearls of wisdom. berg eo iad ey mean TeER OF Ane valuable cargoes are interchanged. The! muters, er one so Be fay en ougnt an | But a MAN taketh his flirtations as he taketh his “Saturday nights.” | consomme, roast beef, lima beans, pota- fag hay eT Reged a as aS Dentists There For uato HIM love, even as alcohol, becometh in time a HABIT. [toes, short cake and coffee, and the “Winter Materials.’ ker te Baeowes a Die eer inatione ee ; ‘ Jalon Yea, even as the rounder neither listeth nor careth WHAT he drinketh, sok Gag rt rai mi A SE might almost sey that as far as the fashionable are concerned ‘“wihtes ?. the Kal tor of The Evening Wor Baint, £0 Aa wiatal egy CORSE * i + id J | so a seasoned flirt neither listeth nor careth unto WHOM he maketh love. hours. The cost of the cookin O materials” are a thing of the past. Howe’ winter fdeas may be pretty? ‘ reply : your verrespond ae A Rain of Hot Ashes ability to kawet every For, alas, from imbibing 100 OFTEN at the Fountain of Love he hath) prevaiung rate for current, enough carried out in cashmere or nunaveiling, this last a material that Me aks how tie may become a Araggists yy she paior ut The} ! yl tas y | lost Aig discrimination. events ‘Tn the cooking the fireless | @ fine quality may be sald to have great possibilities, to have charm of texture ‘ perhaps @ few points w vol Tean mens | warking th ast afde vA epee vee | Weal, vaya all Omen took alike to HEMI cooker principle was employed to @ cer- well as thin, slim hang, says Black and White, Another point in favor of tion will prove of interest to him and to! ong ever at ye doom of | OFT SERUM, BIE WOM ody id tain extent, the food an each case being | Ninavelling is the charming way Il takes to the embroideries of the moment, those others,. In this State a pharmacist must | one ey be 4 \ ; Yet, peradventure, an OCCASIONAL sentimental jag may ve good for| gyyjectea to a maximum heat for a |ominated by the equare, and which we describe as Slavonic or Persian or Bygan hold a license from the State Board dow. it « ba aAinas ines (Malt he soemtas pd sallleg | tho saul, ‘ort time, efter which the current was | tine, as all these nationalities produce embroideries of the same geometric type, I parinady order tv ont Ain hls Us| Ang iuoky it wa 5 F > omen eke up ines quavering For, old love, like old lamps, burneth low and fitfully; but a NEW and|cut off, or at least greatly reduced sod all OF souree, joke ae (Rapa ER Frain & common source—sacieny Haipt tense he must pass an examination In| Nearly all of the asics feil on the side ; a ‘ on: aon % y that the heat absorbed would permeate | It t# rather quaint to think that the ancients never thougit of adorning @ fal pharmacy, chemistry, materia, medica, | walk, Just imagine patl of red-hot i no teeth, pas ie attmutating heart interest, now and then, keepeth up the GLOW of life. the food and cook it.—Scientific Ameri- | »Y working on its semblance of a flower in Its natural pulse, how Se sane 4 toxicology and such subjects, Before ashes falling an you G. MK, a X a taean te ree Oe Asia ean. instinct was geometric, and, incidentally, creative.