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The Evening World Daily Magazine, Thursday, February 4, 1909. | fa a nt ry ne Panhandle Pete A ee nae er eT rr et mY) ‘By George McManus ee ed MOOOUUUUUCOOOOOU! The Depths of +t Matrimonial Misery The Heights of : ¢ Matrimonial Bliss GIDOODOOGOOSS : By Helen Oldfield. nee, largely make up the sum of haps well 1M out U! HARMS WAY LP HERE) NO corps KIN 4)7 ME! “Girl from Rector’s’ About as Exhilarating as Stale Champagne. / 5 ~ af (wooP! ) / OOO NOOO OOOO OOOO OOOUOOO OL SSS ed Mite. according to the old fore was written meant ast 4 , Ig to “love, honor and 0 11 y obey. ft thls be her duty, equally ts tt 1 that of the husband to “love, cherish tect,” and fitly to cherish des sre subtle appreciation of the eds and wishes of the cherished one 4 comprehended {n even unques fience. For happiness in marriage “they flesh," a state wich only can be understood by those who have probed the depths of matrimontal misery or riven to the heights of matri- monet bliss BY CHARLES DARNTON. «© Theatre, can- inass, It tries about as ex- Yr all decency—or indecency—""The Girl from Rector's,” at We not be called a good farce, As a mattor of fact, not to say very hard to be bad, but tt only succeeds in being stupid, It ts bilarating as stale champagne The only funny thing about the sad affat as we read ‘phe Girl from Rector’s,’ by Paul M, Potter, is a tree version of Plerre Veber's | famous comedy, ‘Loute,’ bh has had a triumphant career in rope. Based on etheory that ed men often lend double lives, and e saint of the rural home may be the Lothario of the city, Mr. Potter hesitated to Intro- duce th medy toa community where his {innocence that marsivd is the author's note. We smile emer tA twain must be or Uae fi inen of double lives were practi fae os “ known, as man) Sseene lanai WAY WHERE DID Whee T WAS JUST TRYING ( pny . ; Life, What We Make It, i e te e the contrary, the —~ wish t ha wilted an SOI ee, ; ded to pro: \ fou ‘come FROME = / te o BREAK uP a CHANCE sacorielicho ot ; : Life is for all of us in great degree: s play in the hope that tt will to American hus- THAT BARREL FER ME re if | me AND you nN 5 BREAKFAST, Venus marries Vulean and finds her, What we make It: If we cannot choose ow tarnished and dingy tn t © materials, we at least can, fashion weds Juno, | st advantage. *7 ‘ there is much truth fp Mri or's favorite verse uch of good in the worst of wy. nthe hands of 1 d maids who ere bat of the American h Mr. Potter, “In his Moreover, aie {thal, too day, and wea ne Za TROUBLE | Wy; nocence, eminent author of * Quees f And so mts bad tn the best of us, Moulin Rouge." The “managemen y 1 a epee nu st is understood, Is ALF. Woods, althoug tod 1 inl. NCEA pnoiintatneeray kaye a. he has been careful to keep his name near at hand, saying that “Heroism is endurance for’ oft the programme. Hitherto te has \ i one monient longer.” Yet there are ex- been {dentified with sensational meto- ? Me arene ye {rome cases when afich herolam ceases Irama, but now, {t would seem, he bas 4 Marrying Ideals, § to be a virtue, when outraged natuite been seized with a two-dollar ambition, f he hig Insists upon the primary law of self- In vlew of his announcement that ho! Not many persons marry thelr ideals, | preservation; where the strong hand of to bring Miss Blanche Walsh to New and perhay t must be talled upon to breale York In a sertous pla ntabettor do not, since fre td » aillig yoke of domestic tyranny, have waited to make his as a not of the sort w f 1 to loose the snllled bond which beyoud Broadway manager until he ld do s Ness, The | ‘ w b ndurayee chafes, h some dignity, He probably doesn’ been, and y need to be told that he has nothing te dream « Bae Violet Dale as Loute Sedaine. gain in the way of professional atand- CANT NKGTer Nilshetacmeaain: } Divorces. $ tng by having his name associated with "The Girl from Rector’s.”’ ~ at: pel eeera eae | bt 4 > Sunday school entertainments have never been the order at the little music hall, aie ; Fortunate f J humanity It ig) But diveree, however inecessary, In but in the past the line has been drawn more discreatly than in the present in- | % Rana Pl nabinarteetaniwenichiaorn nice vomettios ranks withthe surgeon's gtance, and the house has always had a good name for good fun, Its old friends ‘ acrlellatataaarconmanin i Oont », and the womai who must feel that it ts risking its reputation with ‘The Girl from Rector’s.” ' ow of H t f t h H k tnan sympathy in confesses herself a No doubt the “management” of this “warning to American husbands” would } " ints or e ouse ee p er. 3 from: genuine, = permanent id | failure {n that she has failed to satisty Wke to have us tear our hair and {ssue another warning to theatre-goers. But ee eee s What somebody has called | the man whom, presumably of her own t ! married.—Chicago Tribune, allowance and th See ee eee teen ant To Broil Whitefish. \Drange Float. Stuffed Potatoes, Uncle Tom’s Hoecake. (ae S et me sypecfluous hair to tear, and so far us O droll whitefish so that It tastes AKE. one quart of water, the julce AKE large, shapely toes, bake, CALD a pint of Indian meal with | a turning in a general alarm is coneru d lke planked, take fish, split and “ A ots twor lemons) on when dor Cute ll top of eact ough v He to in ake d H Teer > we know when a “knock” {s a “boos?” remove bone. 2 on I p of sugar. When boll- and scrape Inshles carefully iter; add a small te A i But we should I!ke to say that M common wrapping paper the size of fish, four tablespoontuls of corn don't break the skin, Mash GUL OC \ ani y an (4 nius re tat Sod tor hes our sympathy. He mus | Put in broiler, meat side next to flame, stl fifteen min ing butter, cream, one beate’ and | walnut. Stir the batter briskl y c and let broil slow!y untll Nght browr th When cold pour one finely chopped onion if favor is des a well greased thi, and s ear asia ae peers from paper and season with sired, season well, Take spoon and fil) cream or butter over the top. Put in! ¢ gfe «ta ten nsepata @ M cl! Nene. , | notatoes, repli tops, a return to ERT TAWO TTT ren ‘4Ghe a the Rector girl.’ per and a little butter, Garnish the (op eee eer enough to heat, and I ap. | to bal 1 hot | it brown “Who wrecked her?” with chopped parsley ar mon cut in hree exes, ranged po g, caps uppern w deep | Well on both top and bottom, and eat Poor old “Hoppy!’ How the funny ailoes 1 i. dish or napkin and serve hot ‘hot with plenty of butter By John K. Le Baron have fallen, For {t !s Dallas Welford Te ora ee SH a es a : : '~ yu. ok . who has to “fall” for that “wrecked g ~~ ary her’ wheeze. Worse atill, he sa ves By J. kK. Bryans mike B ry ans HII] weak spots In the char- | self and Pope “the two greatest men In nie halr to hie part, He Is clipped to Life’ and Gro che rs ry 7 acter of great men niake |g word the scalp. Miss Elita Proctor Otis tells | S Oys Nn t u 5 those men seem more hu Yet, despite the great gallery of royal him that he books Ike a pililard ball, Lut i A rtralts’ to hie credit,’ Slt Godfrey is whe doesn’t do him justice. Perhaps sne doesn't try. She has troubles of her own. The sacrifice she makes by wast- ing her talents on the dreary trash col- lected by Potter 's perhaps the greatest of all, A man can live down anyth! even a head I!ke Welford's Miss Violet D: ho looks under- fed, overects the “'g! Her only tit lart night was made when s} ally fell’ flat upon Vai Vanity {s often the safety | almost forgotten, valve of genius Vanity is a@ man’s own estimate of We should not p p vanity Of |) imself men to blind us to their merits As a rule a man Its a poor judge of Few men are so well poised a8 tO) r15 own worth be able to accept applause at tts regh| Lord Nelson, the terror of the seas, ‘very susceptible to flattery. Cieero, while writing of the folly of vanity, was himself foolishly vain, Rousseau, a man of great Intellect, was a budget of egotist ceaslon he At dithe t - Seen oe ie act and made | /fise has mado fools of wise men. Hie teiee at the end of a dane hae Fieneeelal at eee nate ernest tall kexpeare,s Emerson tells us, audience made up largely of men cleared , Himaeleiridioulousiys cOnsn eter *\ there Is not a trace of egotism.” the tobacco emoke with its lat a ere Prete Stent ire nner | box that he, as well as Garrick, might | gy, Leapearea Are BeArcel ond Mr. Wheeler did his best not to (EE) CIAL CAMEDS Na AIMIX receive the plaudits Moore, the most melodious of bards, | rhe brilliant Chateaubriand was bored by all ec him jselt the topic. | Dumoulin, one of the greatest Of pie American poets were singt French lawyers, was a preface his opinions with, inn; larly free from that frailty. learn from any man. Wagner, whose musical artillery made » treated himself with more “Aaron all the “old schools” with fears é jess impartiality, was as hungry for deference than he showed (9 A2Y py40 approval and as self-conscious lother person. as a June graduate. | Napoleon, who declared that he “made Notwithstanding the harsh Ines and | | look hurt. A brand of champagne tiat as Aubrey Maborn was offensively vain, and Campbell con- was industriously advertised stantly invited the pratses of hfs coms pantons versation, unless he was may, have had something to do with Ut Miss Nina Blake didn’t drink anything, possibly because she was too by ing to tall like Miss Mabel Barrison in The Blue Mouse." The headwatter of cast was Max Freeman, and for the first time In his life he was a very bad waiter “The Girl from Rector’s” ts al] to the bad. a ee High Speed in British Navy. a HE British Navy Is proverbial for the high speed of its ships, An analysis sustomed of this subject shows tuat tnere are twenty-six armored ships exceeding twenty-three knots jn speed, In addition to sixteen unarmored ships, chiefly | * scouts. The list includes three armored ships of twenty-four to twenty-five knots | and three of twenty-five knots and over. peepee A Surprise for a Zulu Chief. his generals out of mud," appreciated Shor kaa nose that made her almost re- sive (Queen Elizabeth strangely fans the ability of Ney and Kleber and | 4; rself beautiful. Duroe, but he clafmed the glory of thelr! Yet, this feminine weaknes: for n there was but one great jo far as noted pers are concerned, seems to belong more noticeably to the sterner IR DAVID GILL, formerly astronomer at Cape Town, South Africa, had an man It is singular that bright minds can interview with Cetewayo, th reat Zi chief. The dus! te as a 5 pve} ey i tittle Corpor aaat essence jate that an exhibition of Ss, eine it eatanians to i {0 On a Tease Grell Agent—I tell you sir, these lots are bound to rise and— i} “See here sonny, you ought to be at your sehool-books! ; BUD pit Corporal was the nele greatness: rapid caloulation on his cuff Sir David told the amazed chief that 4t would take| Customer—Well, I wish they'd rise now about three feet. I'm tired “But I ain't got no schoof-books, Mis I swapped ‘em with Willle °f ese! renters resell one must be beyond 13,00 years. standing in all this water! | Wisehead for this here fish line \ ée T SIG CEERLOON IFN By Rex Beac h, he Barrier & In the Frozen Klondike OS Author of ‘The Spoilers. nici or hate eae Pa bcetesketiiicstdcariaaitranrs 5999990900909 000 O00 F 044 008 ny (Copyrighted by the Press Publishing Company, the New York World, 1908) (Copyrighted by Herman Bernstein.) ved paragraphs aré Count Tolstoy’s in ments on the subject. (Copyrtant. 1908, by Harper & Bros.) for talk ‘bout wit’ you, but I'm scare’ yaffairs tn this way, therefore he drew his thoughts had been couched in hal “I did not say so," he declared at = "1 tink T'm butt in." j back, scowling, Yer language, perhaps, than he Intended; last. “It's a thing I can't well discus of things seemed suddenly to erssara Berea eelieaal Satis onsense," said Burrell, “I know! ‘“Poleon Doret," he sald, “it's not one's moreover, the fellow’s high sense of | because I doubt if you could underst slide from under him; he was like one frontier trading post, fails in love w uu too well for that.’ enemies who do him injury, it's his fool honor was a byword—and of a sudden what IT would say. 1 life of yours is Sinking In some hideous quagmire. He F . “You know me for good man, eh? An’ friends, I have fearned to regard you the desire to set himself right in this as If he were choking Kindness. fron ETON piti cwho passes as the daugnte body; you do not notice it when you possess tt, FEB and it brings you success in whatever you do. e stammered the man. The a fohn Gale, the post trader, and Allu from mine, hy Gargfelndian aquaw). | Hurrell and you know I ain't try for bre'k up oder highly because you area brave man and | man’s eyes dictated his answe sa/Cormie tolexp Why, of course cried, scorn- Sree ete, aecretly lovee Nec fellers’ biznesse, never! Wal, I'm come an honest one, but It seems that you ‘Tam amazed at m lintenine iteainctiarrn terran uly, “Ju 1 me up for miner, discovers «rich ld diarict. © you now lak’ wan good man to a sentimental ’ to you,” he sald, at last GUO anti che Ca amusement, You were such a fine, well H1 stake out three clalins Ke aa is to the soul what health in to the el i fi, ‘Gale, Potogn and Lee po. th ‘noder biccause I’m got bad trouble on "Dem is toug d,"" Doret replied my answering your nountable obs rete Lats alate i of conceit rict,, egcom yeti, atonal | in " yo ‘n't gel D " dere’s , *y I can't tak’ « aps I'd better, after rein that couldn't resist. the temptation, men sBiare and Rindlen, Gale recognises} ce n’ you mus'n't get sore.” | "But dere's reason w'y' I can't tak’ on questic aps I'd better, & ut as to this tal cous ation 4 & man who long ago wronged hin. ere’s no danger, Poleon, Let's sse, You say I'm hones’, Wal, all. First, however, let me say that the stopped without annoyance to ou hid ndes irtue is trying to go alo - See, Premed iat Burrell will be Git” | have It. It there ts anything I can do, non T come to you wit’ mlelianiuathaal pire now aslehe lariantrereteea bo tit Atari A ance reelt at makes her no un 0. gece rere doubtful | you may count on me.” Is an’ | show my han’ to you— before she knew me”— taken down a kr aten oti carernand, memes forte ‘heans of assuring |" he began, nervously, clearing I don’ hol’.out no cards, M’steu’—but I| Poleon threw up his hand. “M'sieu.’ 4 ow, discordant laughter [Sauaw, but T wa ro his, devotion 1a. telly Poleon ns ogee Dere's felle 't tink, It s you who have play dat's mc ceritandernault AE cesar Hotstikalcthar ie wt of ratvotion. | Neola telle clea |his throat, ‘it’s lak dis, Dere’e feller don't t ni you who have play dat's mo to de Insult dan w'a ated nine mendiinn Reais were not Ik a Tee Nore while he sends for Burrell and | deen talk some ‘bout Necla, an’ it ain’ square, altogether. I'm Necia’s frien’, you call mi now, You don’ need ee e soldier as to his Intentions | nice talk neide! an’ I'll fight for her Jus’ so queecker lak’ for spoke it.” “Who is he?” exclaimed the soldier, in| you, but [ mus’ know dis t asure that he affords held Necla standing re MAN increases his own ness. happiness to others. You're rigth! There's no need to) wnat an amusing persor . CHAPT. \a tone that made the girl's heart leap. |so if you have de good heart an’ de you that. Ag for showing her cet-! shy said, “Lye had hard W folinananeinessancerdlantn % ‘ER XII. | wait! Lemme tol’ you wat he say, courage of good man you'll tell me de attentions—well, I admit that I ae Pater by their joy, not by their have feelin’ for his time while you were tor fs 7 den we'll talk ‘bout feex ‘Im plaintee. truth, Do » down on Stark's marry on her? 1 know, but, thank God, T en a gentleman and ad- A Tangled Skein. nd and twisting t st E t ~—aeeeeeeeeee A /6} . HEN Burrell entered he wasted | saloon dat Necle Gale is mak’ fool of, ‘The pause that followed was awkward Hae Towollditherfalrestilady [ince Janguase ou {shape a I VEN as the welfare of a plant is in light, and, therefore, as a plant that W no time In greetings. | herse'f on you, an’ dat you ain’ care for for both of,them, while the girl, queainown id T knew T should have to laugh 5 kK 1 ure a Joke 4 ‘ ic sot ask in which direcs “I know why you sent for me, ; marry her stood concealed near by, held her brea Wye sin pape, (he sanneey co Pe? tered. ! ul is not covered in any wa Aelia ashiny ; Poleon, I've heard the news, and [| “Runnion!” eried Burrell, and started | and burled her nails in her pa Neavatia What fe the meaning of this?! he she noun g, her tion it is tog the t is good, whether it should watt would have been up anyhow to con-|for the door, “I'll settle with him now | did he hesitate? Would he neve b have answerea demanded. “Is it a and & fe mar : east y light there ig in the world and late her very soon, I call It pretty | for fair But Poleon blocked his way, | It seemed r he swung betw a aye Arch Fav ndeed {t 1s," she declared, laughing sey eo. i SANITEDIIE i ‘i ee ah he welfare of his ows pe ] land, observing him gravely, continued, | verse ot anger that this ¢ ; Maree ay : resh, “and the best [ye ¢ ed. su ess, a ¥, for Pim t } : ‘ 3 ve TAT One Or aha | “Yea, dere's beon heeg strike all right, |in a tone that the other could not dis- | should qu i timate - pare im tnd fOr ThE Wasn't it funny, Poleo turned 1 Sund sonultty ne does 0 8.08 \ bbsihe an’ Necla {s goin’ be riche gal.” gard nor inistake matter, chagrin ge of | Ke Aanoawes On hDeLy xayl the Frenchman, but he stood 1 ing t ™ ‘ th t t give, nor does he \ “T'm as pleased as if the claim were M'sieu’, before you pass on dat having injured Ne and rag i pMnmoveraNte cance ens We petrified—"to see him debating mutt SLANE RATNER EKG i that makes tts deme mine, and you feel the same way, of you'll tol’ me If {t's true.” rage, at the thought of Its be ga cold rea wd por eootly w er bh f t : 1 t ¢ accessible to him and ! course." * the Lieutenant retorted, an- | ba top n. He wanted to sn to face the world with 1 5 ‘ ; et "The Frenchman nodded. ‘1 love Necia |grily. “What business is it of yours? | Gradually the conviction at it T to-m but something to explain to you that he was too ¢ He © Canadian hist t hefor The ¢ in that ich very much, Iak’—well, lak’ I'm broder to This concerns me. Was not a question of Idle « wit im pause before he sacrifced ya squaw? On, 3 pon you to lay d y oH eighbor—I real love only her.* The knowledge that she was I!s-| ‘An’ me, too! I'm w'at you call gar-|Doret, and the man’s history recurred Ui EES CT youth rere avout 8 1 bling hen it sacrifices it Ww? 1 ¢ to another not only his time, tening made him very uncomfortable—|deen for Neria till John Gaie come back, |to him, No wonder he was interested | life, his hopes ‘8 ambitions, Had Ne hurt my fe s Int D y al Are given gin bad ; t when he gives atcay hit in fact, this whole affair savored more | an’ I'm broder of her, too. You promis’ in the girl, no wonder he wished to | not wees led ei Nanuet for months Ir part this litt c pped aie yes 4 7 my love, and only in of double-dealing and treachery than | jus’ now you don’ get mad, an’ T don’ guard her he had na brothe eed, | thinking tt a ’ 1 his mind was Necla me here ton af tm very life tot heing loves 3 gard as love, a ony anything he had ever attempted, and it |say she Runnion neider. w'at splk dose |even as he sald, and he could have no| wenry and listless wi Hithe emorel Ror eorhats: your Dixle venlyalryot Ww t uch love do we all find ha, the ard of love. And the s¢ went sorely against his grain, but it had | ting: dere’s more dan ‘Im been talkin’ | motive save an honorab’ Tt nev the great ¢ that tries a man's soul, pose. Well, I've played I 1 th rth while only beca the 1 in kind. presented itself ns the only way to help! ts it true?” loccurred to the soldier that this Fre }and compels him to kr mself ugh, Lieut. Bur I'm tire the | hyst ¥ t ' folng. I PAA APIDAARPA DADA her, afd he proceeded, groping haltingly | ills aternnese offended Burrell, for the! man could harbor feelings akir t yet » Mend ell; Ww H est had no p ; OTHING adorns life il ag a well-established habit of being Kindy MO MA empreanion; “Dere's 110g 1 want! soidies was not the kind to ducus his ow, The man was rough and tersigas fore, he hesitated long. ~you-say you've beer Be Continued.) NOTHING adorns life so well as a well lished ing ‘ values despite, his personal disfigurement, was