The evening world. Newspaper, January 9, 1909, Page 8

The Evening World Daily Magazine, Saturday, January 9, 1909. The New York Girl-—No. 13. | Ketten, published Daily Except Sunday by the Press Publishing Company, Nos §% to 6 P Row, New York , B y Maurice Park Row. J, ANGUS SHAW, Se 3 Park Row, Exrpending $100,000 te Entered at the Po: fice at New York as Second-( las Mail Matter Introduce a Girl Inte So- bacription Rates to The Evening ) For Eng i World for the United States All Co i and Canada $3.60 | One Year..... |) One Month, ———— VOLUME 49.........5 eeneeees - STOP THE WASTE RIGHT NOW. VERY statement that ‘The Evening , World has made in regard to the folly, waste and ignorance of the Catskill water scheme was im- pressed upon the Legislative In- vestigating Committee at its pub lie hearing in the City Hall yes terday. Commissioner Chadwick and Chief Engineer J, Waldo Smith testified that no certain way had yet been found to bring the water from the Catskills across the Hudson and the three alternative plans were still under consideration; that the route had been “modified” by moving it ten miles; that the Water Supply Board did not know who owned the land or the prices that the city was paying for it; that | the borings were demonstrative and experimental; that water had flooded the High Valls shaft; that the plans so far contemplated the expenditure of $208,000,000, which might be increased $100,000,000 or 60 by developments and contingencies wae Chairman Cassidy asked Commissioner Chadwick: “==” NO. 17,808. raphers or thelr employers can do business on the level and tell the truth straight, place and show seems to have a lot of people making human aero- Planes out of themselves,’ remarked the laundry man, “Well,” sald the man who was getting his package, there are two sides to this question—the inside and the outside, ‘The man who tries to run a business enterprise Upon strict principles of honesty will soon find himself on the outside and he'll tell you it can't be done, ‘The man Who succeeds and gets on the inaide will tell you it can be done. It is all a matter of how each Individual assays honesty: “There ts such a thing as foolish honesty. A man can be too honest for his own good. ‘The man who tells you | that he Invariably tells the truth !s either a liar or the People that know him dodge around corners when they seem him coming down | the street, “AS a man who knows nothing of business I jamp business practices avery | day that look to me like @ short removal from the hig mitt game or working the shells. But a business man in whom I have every confidence will tell me that these practices are looked upon as square in business circles, Business | honesty ts In a class by itself. ‘The mer: tiant or trader or broker who habitually | Violates its rules t# likely to find himself in bad with his fellows in the same [Mne. You will generally find that a business man ix not dishonest enough to hurt himself or anybody else until ie begins to carry on his affairs under legal | advice. There fsn’t much difference between paying a lawyer to ret you out of jall after you have done jt and paying a lawyer to tell sou how to do tt without going to jai a he argument about whether clerks or stenog- | Dane wn Q. You make your recommendations regardless of whether the cfty is j Th i { e $l ' solvent or bankrupt? A. We don't take that {nto consideration at all. “t ! = ae abAL : ue iP "man, "that a young girt e her debut at an expense Q. You haven't considered the city’s debt? A. I don't know what the | etty’s debt is. | Q. In any recommendation do you take {nto consideration the city’s in- debtedness? A. That {s no part of our business, | Whose business is it whether the city is to be forced into bank-| ‘ruptey by this Catskill scheme? Whose business is it that annual. payments of $15,000,000 a year for the next fifty years are to be im- posed on the taxpayers for interest and sinking fund of wasteful bonds ? | | SAW in the papers yesterday,” said the lav | of one of our leading moneyed families m: estimated at $100,000," "I hope she had a good time,” declared the man who was get his packs ; age. “ET hope she got $10,000 worth of fun and enjoyment and tion ont Jof jt. If her father and mother are able to spend $190 on her coming out | party she Is entitled to as swell a function ax the aforesaid sum vould procure. |" “4s for me, I do not share the alarm and dismay of the yammerers and | biippers who aee something to worry about in thi | a girl to rociety, ‘The gentleman who blew in ve and food J and display to ectisfy lis daughter s curio ) no more of an economic spendthrift than the $3)-a-week workman "ho takes a day off expense of $100 to introduce and his wife's ar : and convoys his family to Coney Island. Heaven preserve vs from militonatre pikers, If the rich spent their money as freely as the poor in proportion to | their means we would have a lot more coin in circulation and not so many ofe | | fensively wealthy, dull, self-satisfied people for the Socialists to make s | about. It seems to me that a $1900 millionaire’s coming out part happens seldom, ts less of a crime than a workinginan's widow going $20 in debt to give the deces.ed a fine funeral, which happens every da { PARRA Wives and Horses. SI re! PEAKING of family subjects,” suggested the laundry man, “reminds ‘ S me that 1 took a lot of interest in the declaratio Perkins Gilman, the suffragette, that a wite is no ly “Her simile is bad,” explained the man who was getting wasn't aman I'd like to be a horse. A horse ha 7 imal, ou treat @ 1 | eared for, often loved and gen kindly treated. The { , | horse the more work you get © of him. i} | en Soctety takes an interest fn tae hor We have the SI. C. A—largely } \; , ‘ financed and boosted along by women—to see that the horse don't get any the i { ; ; worst of it, If you overload a horse or treat him cruelly the SPC. A. steps in, 1} The Chorus Girl Needs a Billikin for Luck, cra LETTE eal a Pg or Ma } ; Griver arrested for abusing a horne. i For Times Are Hard On and Around Broadway iviver are well cared for, too, DF husband tana anette di them, They are not alwaye as handsome or intel as a horse, or as gratetul, nore 8 xpects from dim A Rens to stand when hitched and |The better a husband treats ifs wife th You can depend upon a well trained into debt, And a horse can’t 8. P. C. A. was formed because there was need of it. Have vou heard any loud eries for a Society for the Protection of Wives? inaticea div Ana > Because they don't need it The Legislative Committee’s. It should find out why John J. Linson, an honest man, one of the leaders of the Ulster County bar, | yefused to continue as the city’s chief counsel and to tolerate suc h| By Roy L. McCardell trysouts at Ketth & Proctor's Fifth Avenue Theatre any Thursday morn! the vaudeville booking agents gather there with thelr hats on, and OBODY knows what the boarders eat, kid," said the Chorus Girl, “and coming over the footlignts to a cold and empty house and them iron hearts, } N nobody knows how the actors does, either. And when you meet any of to be a knockout before their hats is off to you them prosperity-shouters sending up their hot air balloons, in the name They afn't rough to you and your new act, kid, an When you get the hook | wh land awards. It should find out why several honest commissioners refused to accept the valuations of property that the city’s appraisers had of the theatrical profession I bid thee smile, and smite ‘em with all the smiteness thou canst “I don't know what's the matter with the dear public, they don't care how much money ix spent to put a show on, {t's nicely upholstered and they don’t yank hard. But they lets the drop down on your sketen while they titter softly, or the assistant manager stops you #hort and says, ‘Never mind your third song, your turn's a knockout.’ And ao ft is- ‘here's one thing about these advanced women,” mused the laundry man, “Taey're not afraid to say What they think Nevertheless,” said the man who was getting his package, “I'd like to know who Mr, Charlotte Perkins Gilman is.” testified to. they won't spend two bits to come to Fee It, Down tn Baltt- "Yet amid them fields of toe success will sometimes bloom. [ seen Clara Sa rears } fi d } " i : 1 h ean ‘ more I ashed why was this thusly and was told that the Thropp get over with her ‘Klondike Soubrette,” and a wonder kid billed as ‘Lit i It should find out why the proceedings have been taken away theatregoing public was stung till they was stubborn, Sunshine’ warm their hearts. But, oli, how they gave the gate to a guy who sang | ¥ aw 2 Hence, Lione), them that could read stayed hor and them that couldn't read went to th 1 said ‘Why sit th "We have to at the dark f when the curtain is up, why not in the dark for a nickel when the pictures is on F to me did say, ‘The theatrical ma gers lias been putting on the kind of sows they 1! ong that they has never stopped to think of what we'd Ike. | The managers wants nothing but problem plays with a pur- Balley's Hi “Dopey McKnight s e and read °B from Justice Betts, who lives in Ulster County and knows how ex- moving pletures tortionate are the land-option ring’s claims This committee should keep up this work. Tt should have pmple powers and appropriations for that purpose, It should trace the land-option grants, the system of giving $50-a-day commissioner- My “Cycle of Readings.” By Count Tolstoy. ~~—~Translated by Herman Bernstein,~—~ {Copyrighted by the, Prete Publishing Company, the New (Copyrighted by Herman Hernstein.) The italicized paragraphs are Count Tolstoy's orig: inal comments on the subject. ys ie no wonder the oniy thing (hats getting the coin And they answered, these days is them gods of good tuck, Billikins “What else could to imitate Billy Re come off? expect but what they'd go big when they was made up Dinson’s classic features and his optimistic smile that won't McWnight says he wishes le was born a Billikin #0 he could be set and have his feet tickled for | never had no luck himself, but that’s nothing—all them fortune-tell- ences has vanished enough themselves to buy thelr cakes So many shows has blown up on the road thi. ships to politicians of both par- pose. The p ney and the problem ia: Wil thes? ers is broke and will give you a card or palm-reading insuring vou success in love ) ‘ ei And {t's the sa vaudeville, Ir old days vaudeville was p the, and business, showing you how you can win the most obdurate heiress and keep ir) | ties, the method of fake borings, point of prudery, but since the nes with a string of her till You've spent ali her money, or else how you can make a million in specu , Fi the reasons why the Water Supply for a costume, and the kind of s blue,’ the vaudeville a Jation—when thelr own love affairs is a source of sorrow and they ain't got money Christian Doctrine. Board does not award contracts to the lowest bidder. | These things can readily be as- certained. ‘They should be spread on the official record in time for this Legislature before it adjourns to repeal the Catskill water act, to wipe out the Water Supply Board, to abolish the , tion commis S HE Christian doctrine is su clear that even chil- eason that the managers {9 And, aint it ¢ ? A heart is the last thing to break. ‘There's a second-hand | only booking Marathon ctreults, no further than y-six m from lome,) dealer round the corner from the flat that's dead in love with me. dren vinderstand it in its true sense. Only peo- Which is a reasonable walking distance jack Ile was sold out by the Sheriff, and that nem him that as he hadn't ple who wish to appear and to call themselves Tiere is trade revivals, business revivals and religious revivals, but the! nothin’ to support a wife he might as well get married, So he came around and | i | be ians, 0 der- bretto chimneys is not violating the smoke ordinances. asked me to be his'n and offered to lay everything he had in thia world at my | Christians, bul not to be SMH lailas Cannot: dager ‘Only two notes of joy is heard on Broadway, the new knockout song of ‘Mr. feet. stand it.* Othello,’ and the fact that BIly Robinson {s back from abroad. Now we are al But all he had was fifteen yanis o NK to eat, overioohed a cold world, kid, and If “Say, Duy me @ Billixin!" eee UDDHA said: The man who consecrates himself to religion is like one who brings light into a dark house. Immediately the darkness is dispelled and it becomes i [light. Persist in seeking wisdom, try to acquire the knowledge of truth, | and a complete clarification will take place within you “ f old ingrain carpe: the auctioneer had | Jon't believe it, you go to the vaud 0-a-day condemna- ners, ‘The money already expended: has be op the waste right now ‘Panhandle Pete # . ww By George McManus n wasted, OO HE plain people, free from what Christ called the dazzling of riches, | content with bread, asking the Father in Heaven only for what He © | gives the little birds, which neither sow nor reap—they live a true jlife, more a life of the heart than they who are absorbed in the desires and ithe cares of the world. That is why heroic exploits, constant acts of self- Letters From the People terin } GWE ME TWO ( AH, DIS 15 HUNGAY < TURKEYS WITH “ A SPRING CHICKEN Drammer and Suffragette. muchiinitt; ‘Theseimller peapies & AND NAVE THREE CHICKENS ALL RIdnT. sacrifice, are to be found among the poor. Leave out the plain people, and To the Editor of The Evening World as haye been able to find out, at teats t aan re | what would become of the covenants of duty, of that upon which alone so- “For the taxes we pay, for the most part never tried it. So I AN AND 5 siety supports itself, of that which constitutes the power and the greatness For the laws we obey ask experienced readers. A man told fe, ANY — 2 SPRING! | jclety supp way tl, je . J) of uations? When nations grow weak, who rejuvenates them, who reant- me osteopath red him mates them, if not the plain people? And if the disease is incurable, if it We want something to sa sump Travelling Salesman, tion. Another doubted this man’s word : Suffragette, though I've always found the forme | is necessary that the nation expire, whence comes the new stem destined to College graduate, age twenty, «man truthful, Will readers discuss | replace the old tree. if not from the plain people? And it was for this reason Non-resident SORANT {that Christ addressed himself to them, and it was for this reason that they “Just think of it!” said the Drummer President Grant in 1873 “because I must travel to earn bread for to tne viditor of E w | recognized in Him the messenger of the Father, praising His name, proclaim: my dependent wife and children I lose Who « bari iel at sid é aie) \{ng His power and obeying {t. The Princes of the Church, the bookmen, my vote. I become a slave without the salar ‘cursed Him and killed Him. But, notwithstanding their violence and their tatslente ner Satay Hd hal DCL | cunning, notwithstanding the execution, He triumphed among the people; ner hic.) 1 am the most down trodden of all men hile ) aly ak : ties EOS COL BE REST | the people established His kingdom in the world, and He will spread in ine the Poorest (hic). ‘ fae rate ail ar aN preme t . |fluence through the people; the plain people of the world will bring new “But,” sald the Suffragette, “all vou) Justive of the State of New York and ! THEN To 4EE!T HAD | 4ET OUT OF THIS JAIL, lera, the divine seed of which the powers of the past, already panic-stricken Pere to ceito get your vole ls to give Up) what is ¢ tes 8 | FOR 4 | FIND SOME OTHER lin f t their approaching end, have been so eager to destroy. your profession, but what can 1 do to be 7 : JAIL F A 400D " \ In fear at their apy 5 J 8 : © Court Justice s ) f PLACE TO SLEEP, | peas rypresented in the Government a dalableanot ise eatalaS NS . FEED You'vE BEEN ‘ / De Lamennais, Ae BE prania VON ICCATATE: abate . Anyway! | t G | AADAAPAARARARAAADASS Mareh 17, 1800. istr ri otj 0: nine trict 4 ay | HE last commandment of Christ expresses all his teachings: Love one i ‘Te the Fditor of The Evening Word $7.0. Fo a‘ t of the == | another as I have loved you and all will know you have been my ie What was the date of the W " Ber GN ALeA| Chief Justice TH | disciples by the way you love one another. He did not say “by the Pres arate! fire? M.D sf ULC | way you believe in this or tn that,” but “by the way you love one another.” Ne Osteopathy, be | Faith develops with everything, changing together with the progressive Be the Faitor of The Fy ening World Meanie ete, dtreogi ben) Memeey: | change of views and of science; it is bound together with Time, and it ume f+ I wish readers who have had actual yang . fheult naorlia ‘dergoes changes with Time, Love is not passing; if is immutable, eternal, ' : experiance, good or had, would Ws things a 4 rae ¢ | betefy what they think of the medical | 4 is—love eve ives.—Tbrahim of Cordova. sclence known as osteopathy | pe: nieGad (a er maraartaal ae | ; , M' religion is—love everything that 1 m Ally know of several cases where it has yy Ty SEA td Cara ne nn OT ; 4 i Wrought apparent miracles, Hut EkNOW cng such navice may hele mtherk i F" the realization of Christianity only the destruction of its perversion thar people he sar they ton't believe KR, P mond, N, ¥, | ig necessary. \ j ci a “ a ahitald “ ai .