The evening world. Newspaper, October 3, 1908, Page 9

Cae Evening World Daily Magazine, Saturday, October 83, 1908. CROOK BEA ISIO IIR OIC IOI RS GIO ISIS OISI AI EI DIGIGISIC ICI ISIOIOICIGIOI GIGI OI GIO GIGI GIGIOISIGISIGIGI AI HOI HIN Sorkor!” Declared Prosident Roosevelt to Senator ‘tom Wise After a Big Foarty Laugh Over “A Gentleman From Mississippi.” BY CHARLES DARNTON| ENATOK TOM WISE, representing the Wool District, sometimes | called th ambs Club, was telling about the day that be and | Bud Fairt i Bil Brady saw the President at Perec | n. He ¥ the President saw them Vt sure, but pe he Senavor, who fs stopping at the Bijou Theatre with | “A Gentlem an icsissipp!," “we were about twenty-five feet away) from Mr. Roosevelt, picking our way througn a suite of rooms, when he Bang out: ‘He aes My Seuctor—here comes Bud!' He was talking to & group and, leading with his strong or. How are you, Bud?’" 1an and bis busy young ng aimlably at Tom and Bud pi’ ts a corker! Ten years ago L 1 it's true’ | opens a pot for now Um 1 When anybo ) bave made the play possi- word for word, and our you (uldu't see bis eyes for smiles to Mrs. Roosevelt a) stu ut+the th hat mad th him wa about A friend at} r Wier gions the . t threw head wna "MY SENATORS” entered against him. When the farmer of other things that an old fellow of finally found Allen he sald to him:|that sort couldn't be hired to do in real je Indian hin, and he cer Seal! _ |Look here, John, I've been chasin'|ilfe. After the second act Mr. Brady cikon he us 5, t, per- | eapunstvely at around town all morning looking for|came tearing back and cried: ‘Tom, gu when a je wit th iy reca.lec n and) then helped him i} you, and now that I've found you it's | you're all wrong! You make the Sen: us We went to st @- | set t ar, but | too late, You're just like an old gray|tor look lke a towering intellect when Gt. a . of c w en chert 1 ing in « horse my father used to have.’ he ought to be a lazy slob.’ (thea ‘ “ eman frou Missi | | “How's that? asked Allen, “Brady was right. I realized tt in & Be ‘ ' © Senator goes in fer | | “Well, you see that old gray was a| moment, and the next night I let the is a man pie M tive You are reminded ot | very tryin’ horse, He was always gettin’ | old fellow's dignity take care of itself tnd ¥ ‘ . | ils come in, The first | | out o' the lot, and every time he got out|and devoted my energies to bringing fare ed. : ad | oF rifles lim, He runs over th jail hands had to turn out and chase him.| out the homely, humorous side of his : 1 5 i stems Gcape | He was all h—1 to ketch, and then when}character. It w: right in line with © ielt ¢ knew us At | i Da *. one pair | r you caught him he wasn’t worth a! what Mr. Rhodes and I had attempted vu , Bay : welve ah 7] FRIENQ d-n. to do when we wrote the play—show . 2 3s . | “A Towering Tntellect. oo the humor of politics. When a subject € not +4 is so universally discussed as politics— OF ELKINS” “I tried to outline a good-natured, | everybody talks politics—it's bound to Jeasy-going old fellow who would be| develop a humorous side. | lad to have some ono steer himaround| “And did you go South for your when he got to Washington, But J was! character because John Allen is there?” all wrong about him when we tried out| “Not that alone," answered the piece In Red Bank. I had him| Wise, musing over his ciga: wearing beautiful white hair, changing| went South because, above every his clothes every act and doing a lot’ else, there's poetry there.” tSawaron’ Tom WiSEESS mind. I had never seen him, but from all I had read and heard about him I knew he must be a mighty interesting character. He was always telling stor- jes that got Into print. There was one) about a law case to be tried in his home Betty Vincent’s Advice on Courtship ana Marriage 464 Fouuare? Say Cedde, town, Tupelo, He was counsel for an at Cribs old farmer, but his cent couldn't find | ‘ ae - . Allen, and so judgment in default was Pesive @ one. ie smokes, a pipe, LOGIOROO TVG ASDOHS 2 LTCTOOSATOOSSIOHOAVOROOSOGIOEOOIH* NOD) [1 AB eater Abautlonelyenriege [Pisce maces etree meabel auunoute ; Loe s : TELLS WH “THE DEVIL | Tesmeanglmioticlentsen vy elise vel |iGeie eee ea Cee utece neo: “ 5 : 12 been friends ever since. Some time é oe By Helen Rowland y zi 1s |e adie het ‘tor her picture. ne | AN Inexperienced Girl, su IS FASCINATING |dectined to give 1t, saying she did not | pear petty: peg oc ‘oOOOOO WOOOGOPSOS Hex Boot |delleve tn doing so without being en- |] AM eighteen. Am I old enough to uy t ¢, a Woman admires | to smash all the social conventions an@ I should have the thrilling joy of re- | S@S°d She piso Weclined sito jeccent | pocentenyiallons arom Aaa eUne and on son ns original in him,| break all the rules of propriety. And| forming you kiveesyonsenvelry fen the reamanteeeen Ines COG) Cy) ints Sra Pata C288 to a Avanaltasinenn aoe ialtelnt aes Rddaaitnouehttullgatennere| | MOMETeclsineatinelssnennieetts She has changed suMelently to do all ef |1 do go out with @ young man and he It Yes.” agreed the achelor, bitterly, | ts always the chance that she can re-|tonishment, "I haven't got a ‘past!’ (Guefaboye:;but yraeliivelyaeollnee) tO AO: glyanimele erys pleasent cmer penis ‘ ny chi kind of # reputation appears | form him." “Haven't you?" inquired the Widow | CCP! ™e as a fiance. What can I un-| eaves me, which is it proper to say: atnibied to make a man more popular than no! “And nothing,” declared the Bachelor | in @ disappointed tone as she blew her Goratand) fom ihes pealslont: ym Jahon) Yous Or SRAAS Very) DleaARDe een i Bn At sre to do right’ | sarcastically, “gives a woman such a chiffon streamers out of her mouth, “I DISPRBSSED-) evening nore ey ben My Ty aee oe Geni fa used to be a good ol motto, but ‘Dare| perfect thrill of delight as the prospect |ulways thougnt you had the darine—| The girl has evidently changed her |ageint If the young man ts going on Hy OGD aw00) to be more fash-|o¢ making a burnt offering of herself |How dare you, Mr. Travers!’ For the| mind regarding her ploture, Jewelry ant |a two weeks’ trip shall I ask him to AG ¥ Jonable now.” lta the ‘Redeeming Angel’ role. She will| Bachelor had ‘bent over suddenly and| kisses, She probably Joves you, but | write me or shall I wait for him to eal trond ’ t “That's it! exclaimed the Widow cr get over the idea that she ean|kissed her through the chiffon | docs not wish to pledge herself to an| for my correspondence? 1 ask these Sat nthusiastica It's the element of |: oid onto heaven with one hand while| streamers. lengagement. Insist upon knowing how | questions because I have never had sa fare-devil in a rake whih makes him @| she holds onto a man with the other.| “I was only smashing the soctal con | you stand in her affections, any experience, “ ° to sort of—of"’ It's a beautiful dream whica, lke per- | ventions,” he declared stoutly. A Birthday Gi UNEXPERIDNCED, dark brown hero? suggested the | petual motion and the trip to Mars, | Voat!" | irthday ft. You are old enough to accept invita- Bachelor cynically. never has and never will come true,| “And breaking the rules of propriety.” | pear netty: tlons from young men, provided you + Joe grend the Widow, “It's nial A man with determination enough to| “1 shan’t speak to you again!” de-| 7 HAVE been going with a gentleman} obtain your mother's consent to go to ue I i Beals not to, H the only thing audacity that charms a woman as @| make a ‘past’ for himself isn’t going | clared tie Widow. |] tor two months, and as his birthday | places of amusement with him. In ‘ u v brushed her) about a man with SU that is fas. cake does a bird, | suppose, Just as| to sit calmly by and let any woman| “Don't you-admire me?” asked the| | ts drawing near I would Ike to giy- | thanking @ man for a pleasant evening oe r er eye cinating, Any per whe be dis- a smal) girl can't help admiring a small| carve out his future for him.'"" | Bachelor plaintively. “I was only try-|him some small token ff it 18 proper | it 1s perfectly proper to use all three of ms nod wed Unetly anything, even distinctly wicked) poy who Isn't afraid to smash windows! The Widow leaned forward and gazed | ing to please you"—— a for me to do so, What would be proper| the above expressions. Walt for the When Tad rked ‘A fat n le or distinctly dangerous, is more inter- and swing the cat is tall and break | at the Bachelor with sad surprised eyes. | 00 BEE. AE ae STERN ATA eS a (HOMeIYe LEA G. H. | man to suggest writing to you, If he ani wor r 1 putation.’ returned the Bache | est than-than—ob, well in these the teacher's rules, a woman can’t help| “And I had always dreamed,” she Bachelor, e (the presents” exvtur qy| It 18 perfectly proper te give the man| wants to correspond with you he will Jated ‘ \ t i ‘ days when a!) men dress alike and talk ling the man who has the daring murmured sorrowfully, “that some day | future.” a gift for his birthday, but not too ex- | ask you first. Giehs itbeee ne SLEPT DP Sb EET EOE CEOOE ESRD STEHT DEODLEO HIN e008 204969526006 9904068 006-9904 9H POLPDPOD 20999 0909490O0- 0909490098000 99OO | New York Sociery “I~ Trek UNG la Antior of ae ring Ling” and “A : eo ooHY 226-299-990-09999999009909990099400090 04040009 209000D 6999000950 2906994 90 O9H9009O4 $9009040900090000960 $6-0-66000900000066- Copyrigat, 1907, by Robert W. Chamoers) | sud feel Justified tn marrying, but) “Well, of course, idiot. I’ve always) and rolled until her fur was perfectly | “No, dear; you are far too reticent.” | “‘Rather—In some ways.” | Where, in every quarter and class and/oay as we are and stare at Ife out of ee such cireunstances might arise; Ill| been in love,” fiithy. Nobody wanted to come away; | ‘Pooh! Suppose I do talk a great) “Jn what way 1s si not? jset and circle ‘there te always the de-| the faded eves of knowledge?” | Capt, Miallip beimsa, of ap ul New much, | “You mean you actually have some-| Elleen made straight for the surf; but deal. I like to. Besides, 1 always have | ‘Well—to me, for example—she ts ac- | Pravec and the logical links that con He Jald his hands In hers, smiling a ib haw resiqhed trom iho arniy becauss Ul that moment he had not! body In view?'— |it was an Arctic #:3, and as soon as|something interesting to say, don't 1?” | ceptable as children are acceptaole—a |nect them are unbroken from Fifth} ttle at his own earnests ouverte FRG plus UE ATTY ZOn% of admitting as much {0| “No, gon, I've always been in love! I found out wut she was doing I made| “Always!” | blessed, sweet, clean relief from the|avenue to Chinatown, from t @ halt | “Alarmist? No! The you seh vcnt tates ati elererty _fevest nine even to himself; but Lans-| with—love. I'm @ sentimental sentry on| her come out.” Well, then, why do you look at me| women of the Fanes' set, for example?” | crazed extravazances of t ie Orchils’ | porter than those who bred EYER" luring voune Gerald. rrail Ww 5 logic, his own loneliness, his dis+| the ramparts of reason, I'm properiy, ‘‘E should think you would," he sai; |so humorously out of those nice gray| “Like Rosamund?" Louls XIV. ball to a New rs re-|{f, In time. they, too, fal ception where Troy Lil's diamo: shine the phony pearls of Fanny, end Hatpin M with Clarence the I Li DU: | wil! not fall as far as thetr y thelr turn, Alixw 10 thie hudse, Selwyn. be nt ji yey DAT acer ans aul’ ut Gereia's stater nt in Gerald, had combiied| armed for trouble Ellen is the ward vf Seinyoe| to make him ‘do his own methods jo, Syother-in-law. Austin Geracd win, wor 4 doubt Bis own 1s Jenged I won't other dna Aunt? sett Miga) fprouowed’ by | Of procedure. ‘Too, the Interview With) me, Do you sco? 7) the \\ixe Ruthven had not only knocked te, you and Austin out of the old cir appointn wy, 20 tf I'm chal+| “Robody can do that and thrive," ‘She seems to,’ said Nina; “she was simply glorious after the swim, and I hated to put a stop to it. And you eyes? * * * Phil, you are growing| “Yes, And Ni andsome! Do you know it seem to be arif “For Heaven's sake!" he protested, |cles—the sort that you ay red and uncomfortable, “what utter |cusiomed to, You don't when y look around my chance slip by ere are two kinds y leads eas partner). Koes oN ha. Gerard he of sentimental warriors in this amorous “Phil, you are too disgusting!” nd Taneine. ia (known aa ull complacency and conceit out of hims! worig:; the man and the nincompoop. ®ovld see her drying her hair and| nonsense you ing tt, do you?—but there neal PtRN| ud ne with Hileen THN made hi acl fed rn ‘ uy elping Plunket t I) the tennis courts! ,. ie n own y gor f REY: BER lovelic r * Hon "thas Caching "Aulae calteat Gesy but dad: med im a0. es distr Mul The one brings in his prisoner, the other | POPINE Plunket to roll the s nae ari#'| “Of course # bores you to be told ao; [People in this town y |X suppose. Tut, dear, I'm dead ‘ a stormy scene ensues . t he was mood en re- |—that har of hers blowing old | besides mibtions—amusi well-hre Bs ate n Pond prare of this visit und threatens. Ailxe HF AR RR 1 Boma Mal Hen fe"| merely howls for her. So i'm all teady| Too, “ana ‘hep sleeves rolled to sold and you look so delightfully ashamed | Ps Aes milion 8 'red. | ot moral squalor. 1 do like the bri H ie allowing Gerald to gamble axain at tne uly 40 ie. p ¥ Quest for the only girl the world; and if my lke @ reproved setter pup) Well, {Joy people who h no end #004 | ness of thinzs, too, but I don't care right 1 uthven hous Selwyn’ wine He was wondering now whether vg *mapits!-and you should see her| +p, anid eevee + guint |times, but who did mble and gui h al de SE t plans a real ¢ Ce ene ine whan he| tle evor gots away from me JR give! down in the dirt praying mdrbles with {ner don n at my loquacity again! |times, bul od g rr the phosphorescence of social de 4 ren that Selwyn resist nots had recognized 4 e you my house, cellar and back yard, tne ay —beca I'm going to say something |#!¢ and the ves and thelr | ogy » Neermard uses Gerald jn an had plundered into the room that night + Billy and Drina—shooting away excit- | ois. ¢ 6 * ¢, ; f t Ny hang Bimecit into society. “Hoots” ur cluding the wistaria and both cate’ else. Come over here, Phil; no~ | friends~ ye not eiernully ha What tn the world fi edly and ‘You have neither wistaria nor cats | ‘knuc xclaiming ‘fen-dubs!’ and le-down, Billy to forget the past and to marry again, He had never asked him the question; | he was very much tnelined to now.| to me, I wish to put my hands |ing around other pooy wives, Where e exclaimed in ike any gamin i ai u Ba Ws) vet.t! ou ever heard of, Totally usspotied, {0% YOUF shoulders; like that, Now look jare they, dear talking like the w mca CHAPTER V | However, Booiv's reply could be only iithantamiXdanesiicaliviialdotanl lane ee oer atlly unspolled. 'at me! Do you really love me?” If you age Indicting al of my| tre tsughed ne a na-| SRAPBMA AR ES «Continues, toe DAR ror *) yet. S80 that's all right, Philp, Come | winter!—and do you know that she hag| Sure thing, Ninerte,”’ irfends, Phil’ Jtton of whe ists'—| on; let's take another look at tat! no end of men serolusly entangled? | “ARG you know J adore you; don't) “1 dun't mean all of your friends~ |though there for us an rr rloust 1 The Unexpected. | Alta shere in ibe carpetiess room fascinating cellar of mine! \don't mind your knowing—but Sudbury | 7°U? only a small proportion—which, how: | which mean 4 1 am not discon-| Yes: and Lenie: AE OUNAH NE J preach @ very good sermon pee Aly en ANE HABA ae But Selwyn lauguingly declined, and | Gray came to me, and I told hint he'd fadly, dear, but i formive you." ever, connects y« rele 4 that |sonted, 1f that ts what Fou A ! - wraslinngeanhana he said, folding eee sic. cuiteting: his mouth. some. | after a little whtle he went away, first | better wait, but in he plundered and— | 0; _T want you to be serlous, Be- | deadly, idle, bra unch—=the in [am clnpationt: and thane ta & tan than her da arms. “I've heard something | ow ne had wot fele ao lighthoarted for| t 199K up & book which he was having | he's done for, now; and so are my | cause I'm pretty serious, Bee, I'm not solent ehaiterers 1 per r # And Ae: vty s. She knew enough to make them }imiay from my sister, As a n Mat any We-and whether It came| POUnd for Hilesn, then td cal! on his plans. He's an imbec Ans: then, | ving now, 2 don't feel Like it gorged Wagers, th ? t whe A young seedy) — . ny arth t ot fact, J think you are partly A ODE: sO WAN eran rt sister who, with en, had just re- | who on earth do you think came wad- | caure tt Is @ very, very important im sioniess men lair on 1 ere yes, thank Godt- h ey of : too; but If the inclination for the free. | 70% his comvade's sermon or his OWA) Ju rheg from a week at Silverside with | ding into the arena? Percy Draymore! | ter, Phil—this thing that has—nas—al- | the suinmer cay ' squa’- | tie cleaner . Tha p eardwell 3 dom you insist 1 take is wanting, then | UD2dected acknowledginent of its trusD) the children, preliminary to moving | Phil, it was an anxious m for me most happened. * * * It's about |ter © specd=yr nt t t wn kind a ; ; ren hat? 1 don't wien to marry, Boots, | 0% Whether It was pure amusement t/ ihe entire establishment there for the | and although I didn't really want Fi © © * Apd it really has hap: | ¢ from the of ennui, t et s \ er sot | M Resse : WU'm not in love, therefore the prospect | Beets in the role of householder and) coming summer: for the horses and, leen to nrarry into 1} {still wiih 4 victime f i , wer of home and kids is premature anu ‘@XP4¥er, he could not decide. Hut he) gogs nad already gone; also Kit-Ki, a| the Draymores’ pos ‘and tremen-| “What has she done?’ he asked cur. 4 1 1 for Nin all ng , ot ae Vague, isn't ity’ w uriously happy of a sudden; and) pessimistic parrot, and the children’s | dous influence ts ely stared | jously 8 the cody of t 1 n kind ri “As long as {t's a prospect or a pos- be smiled broadly upon Mr. Lans | two Norwegian ponies. | at him in cold ast And ther Sis aisies’s eves were searching eA are 1 k that De y @ibility I don't care how vague {I 4s, “What about your marrying,” he sald! “giverside ts too lovely for words’ | were others, too, callow for the m: very y, as thi in ques On14 1 2 a Ay 30 id the other cordially. “Will you ad-, ~"@fter all this taix about mine! What! exciaimed Nina as Selwyn entered the | Part—- Phil?! something elusive: a c 1" t to mi £ 4 t mM it's a possibility? That's al) 1, avout it, Boots? Is this new house the! jprary, ‘The children almost wene| ‘What?" he sald, laughing serenely back, the most unauspicious of | ta ‘iy ny . ‘ r of ed ye “rm ask. first cnodest step toward the matrimony | wad, You should have seen the dogs, | His sister regarded tlm smilingly, siniles touching hie mou ba ‘ i . If it wil! please you, yos, 1 will] yeu laud so loudly?” | too, tearing round and round the lawn |thea partly turned around and perched "Phil, de a@ youns girlma vers) init rif 1 m tt edmit it, I have altered certain Ideas, Sure,” said tha: «# man alrily;|in circles, poor things, They were | herself on the padded arm of @ grea young girl—is a vapid aw uninteresting Avis square fat Boca | cannot, ima now, sonevive ol thave what Mm bere for” erasy for the fresh, new turf, And | chain te @ man of thirtyefive aily dite . we Bay circusietances under which 3! Kivi! qhe lay tm the oun and polled | “Phil, am I garruloust’” [epeciee mains uncnanged But every | ious soliciiudy leek Wey become some |