The evening world. Newspaper, October 3, 1908, Page 8

AOE Us tasteniane Pm RES RE 8 dincaiaietiets sirbeninansaecennsial ay Th Evening World Daily. Maflazine, Saturday, October 3. Ne ibe afi hd eis A A NN armen n nat Ward, Story of the New York Fan. By Maurise Ketten. SOOUOODU OU . o® e 2 Courting By Clarence L, Cullen, Author of “Tales of Ex-Tanks.” LOOOGES OOOO oe oh PeAMished Dally Wxcept Sunday by the Press Publishing Company, Nos, 58 to 68 Park Row, New York 1 Mast 124 Bireet J. ANGUS AILAW, fre. Troan, 901 Ween 11 Street Entered at the Pos Budsoription Rates te World for the Unit OMce at New York as Second-Class Mail Matter. and Canada Salk HEY'RB where will you be then? We can't eat fe Year ‘ One Year hard to an that stuff you've ordered, nop half @ Month, “ One Month KuCBS." of it. It's sheer waste, I know you —_—_— -—- ——————— ~ plaintively ob inenn well, Charles, amd all that, Dut VOLUME 49, a NG 17,210, | served Chauffeur gomepody ought to speak to you about Charlle to his Bar the reckless way you use your money, age pal. “They've Here I'd just ae itef have had a lamb cs sot ae many Kinks choy and some potatoes and salad and as a brand-new cores, and you've ordered that terrible stock car On aL mess of things that would keep me first time out With awake half the might If I did eat It, a maybe buyer Which of course I can't and won't: Somebody ought to And tt will cost you about nine dollars invent a kinkome- or something. ter that could b am sed at you, Yew fastened on ‘em aretal with your knowing it. n, dy deeds sald. : jfeading the dial of tho kinkometer, #) eXjoo chummy kind of a‘ little call, could find out what kind of a rt it? But 1 took it mor they're tn and steer accordingly. | meant it, deca well,” cut in the Karage nal, nle bean a | ‘you've got vour health, so you ne tn tot of thi ake what she does to you too - THE CHECK THAT GOT AWAY. The campaign roort @lained away to the sa wood Republican cailed at New York headquarters the other day an kept walting so long by Chairman Hitchcock that he lost his temper and, exhibiting a check for $10,000, tore !t up and s When such things as this can happen we need not wonder much that the Aght in the West languishes, that Wall street Is scared that Mr. Hitch: | eocy is on the carpet at Washington receiving a dressing down that he will ack which will not down and which cannot be ex- fg the one whic efaction of anybody that a) d was d he would not come again. be more ®emember as long as he lives. i ch | hand it to all of us Don't overlook that." | thing of being ing that gets 4 ns.” we! In politics as in other spheres many an angel is entertained upawares. | yet {t appears that Mr. Hitchcock and the superior young men who bave| kindly consented to assist him are wholly unapproachable and that there| mwas frost in their sumptuous anterooms long before it descended upon the} ea on skip- Adirondacks. The earlier chairmen of the Republican National Committee | Bad telepathic sense. When there was a $10,000 check in their vicinity | tow for a few dav: week, and I got busy and le of live 3 for 2, e¢ up to Tarrytown a back ed me twenty for the joy boss knew it he'd croah and the extra haul-down of courge nt cookies for Myrtle “Took hi to a kazizz-what-is, where \the bill of fare and e figures 0: }look Ike a Ist of the stocks and be | bequeathed by a millionaire when | will ts adm: to probate. and T ed the menu to Myrt and 1 ted to walk right through it like as if was used to | | “Myrt looked kind of hesitating and |she didn't tear enough hunks out of the hey knew it in a minute. Some of them were mind-readers also. A man| ~ swith $10,000 to contribute did not much more than get Inside the building | SEPTEMBER before he was seized by a faithful servitor and conducted Into the presence @f the Chairman. Nobody ever got away. If anything goes wrong with this | @ampaign the Republican party will be sitting in jidgment on young He | \ { |riae at |standing u ock far fifty years to come. a PEACE TO THE DEAD. ‘What Mr. Cleveland thought of Mr. Bryan six months ago or etx years) ago {s not of prime importance at this time. It certainly does not justify @ violation of the tomb, the publication of private letters or the perpetration >> ju to sult y weal aling, ond of forgeries. On most of the true issues this year Mr. Cleveland's words N ee eee eae Reema connec oats and deeds were always in harmony with the present position of the Demo-| ERVOuS, / {nto Ittle Ordering Orville. On a “| Meiping Mer Into tne wayun: cratic party. He opposed Imperiailsm; he was a man of peace; he fought I Gasuiseey ce eeeaRTe enter ote arse ie ete | OPE torlthero) stra tel'somesclnaa| plutocratic protection and privilege; he belleved in a government of law; |situing there and getting writer's cramp Counsel. But tt was too late from ordering things from the menu |tte cut then anu I let the ord &e urged economy end he upheld powerfully everything that made fer Jthat I knew were her kind of goodies; |!t lay and we went through the stac equal rights aad justice. These are not the questions on which the ex-Pres!- |but vou never want to bet women, lee eats nifty when the watt from thé dope, because they don't run |did the serving, I noticed that My 4ent differed from Mr. Bryan. We may go to the sheeted dead with pro- to form more than ‘once in eight |didn’t Jay down on any part of f riety for maxims and principles, but there is something hideous tn r: viving the personal controversies of a man now in the grave with a mao ‘who atill lives and who, !n the nature of things, can make no response. ‘either, from clams to cheese. WALK RIGHT THROUGH 1T i le called m NEW YORK’S OLD’ SCHOOLBOY. | t if I wouldn't b dresses to a miilion | g like that she'd let out for some food. There's ‘A New York man forty-elght years of age, who attends night school 89 that he may “keep up” with his children, ten in number, says they learn! = easier than he does and that they have better memories, but that when !t/ s py ¢ comes to reasoning he thinks he {s their superior. This is as {t should be. The Chorus Girl Meets a Gallant Old Soldier The object of education fz to inform and strengthen the reasoning faculties, | . e i aad tle hardly to be expected that a young perton will show the same| Who Has Been Fatally Shot in the Whiskey Arm vigor in that direction as an older one whose knowledge, though less exact, may be much wider. Some very great men had little schooling. They | earned by observation, by experience, by reading and by conversation. | By Roy L McCardeil, oe, They might have accomplished more {f they had had the benefit of educa. | Piss my Ravens leet ti csald’ whe ChorugiGery <reen cou 0 swit zo squirm wh a ring-up lke that from Myzt, she sure caught me short of men. Fact {s, two motallic men and some Ken-feed was the my bundle sized up, and every- body that I could touch was up in Yonkers or somewhere, But I told her to swing along, anyhow, and we'd eat. L remembered what she'd handed me about my man-o'-war's man way of tossing my kale on what sho called wholly unnecessary food, smd so I ered her to a Litle eat snare, clean and all ike that, but reasonable, a couple of dlocks off the big illuminated beat. the left hand, but when a man {s wounded in the sword or whiskey arm his carcer and usefulness in the army is practically at an end. “He's all . Who is Amy De oka at his good hout it creaking e wine a George, 's down and brainstorm skirts has drove the rats to the back tional discipline. In some cases, perhaps, they would not have accom Of henbead aw Itne linet amels hice ne aLon hed ie iiceninearidt “I could see from the rap of the . me bun I feel that reason’s tottering, but let it tot. |‘ Bt 2 drum that this clean le, cheap lit plished so much. Information and training are the main things, however t ain't the Psyche knot that makes it tot, either, kid, “And t embarrassing in the silence that a! ne toasts, ae tue at lant captivate her ima ination they may be acquired, and on them experience and reason m™st build. New ay, don’t them lines sound like a lyric? I'm always making | though the Co . being a: , tries to n 3 Latics t p er put 1 cou! n't help that, to o up § unconsclous, and if you see Will Cobb on | ‘How!’ which ts United States Army greetings and salutat 5 the two-spot. was still my wad and York's forty-eight-year-old schoolboy 1s on the right track, and his motto, , my trail you may take {t .rom me I a his heartthrob, | being rammed 28. (| wenwcu the mena ww omyrtie” ert ne told me, anyhow a she “It 15 never too late to learn,” is a good one. | al calleringimatdpitosisalamvaatat ce them Southers n ar alin eshencht bent tatantover Mott teat ee hat on most tot is because I Just been tna: way 's putting the Ahern Al up a little steak for ng to > neorles’ One “a wb wo and some trh ude and corn o} | talking to 3 has theories! One of | Drennan, who pushes 'S int ang sooner sent the waiter [(R2 aie some {ried apude and com on WHEN EXTREMES MEET. remy ete as well as heard in the corn whiskey {s flooding t phat Ist of eats longer than !came to and left me just enough . | sounds has colurs, He's been designing |. famma De Branscorabe mm two bits and maki muter’s wife's memorandum . nih Minamreoneningiontnnine an 5 | se Gunning’s show, ‘Marcelle,’ and Saraica stille , ; y Tt {s explained that the reopening of the De Beers diamond mines ts due| x me that he right do t the pl ane m Southern distillers, tu ne’s to fetch home with n’ Uttla mess _o' ents, eh i | ARDELL hat he sat right down at the plano and com- |) i7) TON NGO aa ae aes aes ent to the increased demand from America, “where conditions are becoming| allie contumes! a Be 2 : o, Pem inal Co Ce Tsay Po acoee bo 5 mesibelping urchill’s or Jac wagon. iD mys ane ‘I think, at that got the {dear from Dopey McKnight, because many a 1 OAETRY BRR vat Fifa ey} atts .”" With our own sutomobile factorte: a y i . f pey McKnight, becau : ‘ A ho n , 5 airy plain and nice and—and normal. m € factories running day and night and] tme when Dopey has his pots he'll sit down at the “| his brand til) his hts t is sore and a : praneae any 5 Paks seemene the diamond prod é Of prosperity ft is dishe ing | throw in the third spced, and the © paws them |vori Cara: Wien e girl i don't have to make # nolse Iie 5 ‘Leading ple Life now. attgeh ce i Pile aleheerien Fe | rested for epaeding ih tio ae out CR Ut anteer ene ith anybody In trade at work unless It w n you take me out. and Nex Sou Lake” the to real € r this week while! him, as naturally you do, ‘Are you pl: s something?’ he'll a good dinner bought for a working hink you'd Know that by t in one of Owl eating 8 a wonder to me that you t Save something. You're Hable to and when Jooking for work. Dislocated lat ‘Dut it must be also that there what she thought of a snare that didn’t car: d dance whose agent she saw was sitting within hearing dista: t's become of the wine agents? George's expense account !s cut down set sick, ike anybody @ |, Wouldn't * picture!" n be the grand “Yes, there may be something them color tone harmony gags, for if you'd | a ognize the blue notes yourself. “Whe ie for many industrial i! est ar “Phey're some h e. If you're Z hear Amy De Dranscombe s | a believing me. Th An aniticon fm this country when luxury makes new records of exces, 4 7 “But I don't care, I don’t care! I've made friends with the United States /so much that it’s hardly worth going out with him. |vou find yourself on the flat of vour the bue. who inven s kinkomet excess and men d | : yth a Op, mitten tee or “I don't know What this town’s coming to, but I guess we've gc back, without anytning (pul Byy nWiy, enAtil tell us where welatand | w em." the atreet for want of bread. "| Army, and {t treats me just lovely | | “He's @ colonel, and he ain't a volunteer—he's a regular. e's just lovely tO best of it, Even the conversation isn’t of interest to a lady. It’s all about| ~ ——_——_-+-______. | me, and he was telling us al! about army Ufe; about them Indian uprisings out pa sepaly ‘THE DAY’S GOOD STOR!I q West, when them 8 ane, from Sloux Falls, gets on tho trolley cars and) see ere oy NO BITING AT-BRIDGE. Went whan hem Sis Talos, trom Boos ali at th ley cay | Dpey med anh a aot HAL he gneve 8 gat, ut ge rovl ODI BRY ARATE eD ERE a eee ee ied ut, and sometimes Hille a{cattied by and lands up at one of Squadron A's polo games at Vun Cortlandt No one in the West aaa ¥ : si oh RE la | Garlisle football player fat ad. euit now in progress }: \ Bi car soia to make the| ES. D: hould get the {dea from @ divo Park. Nobody on earth could undeyvs slo] 22s URIL BEST SRIBLY. “And he comes home all excited and says: ‘The ts ls going to win the Alas, Too True! For he was a nuncer of tr hy he didn ’ pot.—Clevelund T+ thes, and the ect for a New York lady ; vemnant, and they ain't nothing to it! I was up to sca the and McGraw : the Union 3 “ Jonel auld {t was because he had retired, a said 'f le had retired |P Hb 8 a O one understands he a bridge party to bite an offensive partner in the arm. While bridge Spent tn erafhry nipearr has ell bande on horseback: T guess they thought they bad him winning whion 6 PARDO: HOASERSABEE IE a * 2 ‘ n and Donlin gets sprained ankles, Larry Doyle got spiked and Tenne ERED SAR AER TER ‘ dng leads to enmities of ev port, nelthe See uae Colonel is @ good old etew gets a n becaus : y | It Is the old story ce id ‘i ither the rules of the game aa he was shot in hiv ¥ Not that he's disabled, has charley horse! from many a tortured youthful heart Lay'ng It Bare played tn Ma: he mw d to ke “And then the Colonel says “By Jove! Mounted infantr: ‘Tho sufferer 18 generally mistaken, but g gp KNOW what 1 say of you tw a aCe e game should proceed in silence tt Is ‘It places him at @ disadvantage, too, when liv's out with us. His wine arm| "Well, any way, the show business Is good. the pain fs no less poignant, Yet in this I true?Sshe hissed i b t ls permlasible tc | 4s nt, bec in the army they get wine so seldom th Irink it with| ‘'Mabgeltov!"* Mnstance the man's complaint was true. "How do you know?” gaspea look daggers and to breathe concen and deflance, but biting ‘3 barred the kicking of shins under the table is almost unheard of. Beistletl - — | the unhanpy man. OOOO “Your face betrays you He could not deny it then, Yes," he By George | murmured, “it is true, 1 shaved mye or oe HIS F_ RST BACKACHE, Prai a discla self. eland Leader A complaint e. A Practical College. mer of favor consclousnes. oF and consciousness nena AR BND ennetagt WHAT EVER | business trainin of a backache were young Roosevelt HOLE IN DE #4 PUT DE ABOUT DYNAMITE LE pennies HYw: business college tor young y) 2 sto 'b i clusion of his first day's labor in a Connecticut carpet r Aes POWDER oe Pi IN ME HANDS t ls all Tene Pe ail TUBe ftable to Lim, even the t e, wh cf the x + x Jah, # . | you give iris a go0d, prae bered inc “In ren ) that question T can only : : per cent. of our graduat is fibene employers the first yea Loulsyille Courler-Journal os October. By Cora M. W. Greenleaf. HE frosts of October are white T on the gimas, The meaduws and flelds ture ing brown; Letters fron ihe People, What Are New York Laws Port = = ‘ x yi 7 (WELL, What HE KNEW ‘The leaves on the moples in showers ‘ In @iN' to BY ‘ ABOUT OYNAMITE WONT of gold $98.60 fr 10 DOLLAAS woRTA sn ~ y i Do HIM ANY G00D) Now! Drift elently, busily down, . hate w sy CL Against th lI the pale asts ' sty aol gainst the gray wall the pale asters b gw 1 7 i) are massed perhas . ; n } & Like clusters of stars blue and 4 - SR ey Ss white; , Over ail is a shimmering, simmering failure, Pink for Blue oy Y : : Pierced through with gold arrows of done light, us ‘ ' Afar on the hills burn the sumach's deep fires, And the golden rod wives far and t Con near, Por golden October's abroad in the : * land— Most beautiful month of the year, Ce ay a 8 x Foes