The evening world. Newspaper, October 2, 1908, Page 18

The Evening World Daily Magazine; Published Dally Except Sunday by the Prees Publishing Company, Nos, 58 to ss vs Park Row, New York 1 S0RF PH PULITZER, Pros, 7 Rat 14 Street. Entered at the Post-Ofice at Subscription Rates to The F World fer the United Sta and Canada, tk as Second-Class Mail Matter. For ¥ All ( Intern onal One ¥ One Month ~~ VOLUME 49. (iter viens WHERE ARE THE DEMOCRATS ? Vf there had not been in Amer n at home and ext government at Washington, for abroad, for militarism and and privilege, for unequ methods on the part of p fn elections, there never would have been a Democratic par foreign & , plutocracy and unjust and Ja lic officia use of money The Democratic party grew out of popular fear and detestati things. In victory or in defeat it was never so pow these ideas. sight of them. Men are so constituted t they turn naturally to the paths which Democrats So long as it was true to itself it was a force to be reckoned with rful as when jt adhered te In defeat or {n victory !t was never so weak as when {it lost it When ambition seizes them set themselves to block ‘nd yet, when properly appealed to, Americans rarely fail to perceive the perils into which self-interest and hunger for power would lead them. ‘We have never had an Adm tion which enforced with so much @rrogance and in so many offensiv ys policies hateful to every Demo- crat as the one that fs now nearing Its end. wirtue {t has upheld {rresponsible p onal gove .to override Congress and the courts; it ho Under cover of voctferated has undertaken ignored the Constitution and ‘the laws; !t has encouraged extr Jaws in the interest of favorites; it ced as guilty men who hat not been tried; !t has maintained one standard for itself while holding its “enitics to another; it has connived with trusts, monopolists and schemers Yn raising campaign funds while ; e, war and waste; it has suspended denc ending to as ail such offenders, and to all who protested or expostulated it has replied with denunciation and vilification. To make the central figure in this Administration thoroughly complete ‘and consistent nothing is wanting but a crown, a s tre and a golder carriage with outriders. Tinged here and there with the exaggeration of comic opera, our citizen Sultan shows at one moment the rollicking ab: don ot a tipsy stage potentate and at another the drastic tyrdnny of Asiatic despot. What he does, what he thinks and wh What other people do, think and say 1 ht t he says Is rig e, off with their heads or consign them to the limbo of the undesirables, for the king can- not err. To round out his career of Hess and lawless- “ness he names his successor and assumes to bludgeon him into office. There is greater need of a true Democratic party to-day than ever before in the history of the Republic. Where is it and what is it doing? —_—_—t PIPE LINE FOR THE ARMY. The records of an officers’ club in one of the New York fortifications show that a lieutenant on trial before a court-martial consumed thirty- ‘three quarts of whiskey a month, whereas the average for his brethren wrong; theref pricious recki 4n arms was only fourteen quarts for the same period. Our jingoes will assert no doubt that these facts are the cankers of a long peace, and will find therein an argument for war and havoc, but most people will conclude that, as idleness is the mother of mischief, it would be well to reduce the establishment. However that may be, {t 1s interesting te note that the capacity of American soldiers in this respect is increasing rapidly. In civil-war times one or two bottles of whiskey would make everybody at headquarters hilarious and cause the commanding general to be re end probably censured. rted, investigated Now the ors of peace who absorb fourteen quarts apiece in thirty days mildly and soberly deprecate the excesses of a man who consumes thirty-three quarts and occasionally has fits of forget: fulness. At this rate it will be necessary tn future campaigns to send @rmy supplies to the front by means of pipe lines. ++ _ BASEBALL AS A NATIONALIZER. " Philadelphia found a base more to the point, he defei much wonderment and some merri aljty, as lf a man from Moscow or Wa babit as easily as one from Kalama 1 pitcher ned Covaleski, and, what is d the New club. York Then there arose nent new performer's nation- not ACGIUKE more than a national game. It is a nationalizing game. good American out of a Zulu or a THE BRITISH MAILS, r"*Two-cent postage between the United Sts substantial progress in government they deserve it the d ction of « ace and good Men who strive ain f ame, but The promotion ¢ tween great peo) war. If all the world would cheaj appropriations might RYAN’ rf At bis State Cony ++ i nti Ser vice Commission was that Now he c ns costs too much, One contention is Joss as the ott 7 un-Democrati¢ w manent of the pennies and dol 1 of the great corporations \ at Gimalmuames ar eae brand of Democracy may P tor fi ; . will never carry an election, Letters { the Peopl S trom the reople. eiructor there give ‘ ervises ir re A and ca b a f gaining weigh ritnior Women and the Presidency Faltor of Tho } ‘ Zangwi * 1 It JL Vnited § Weat Point, are men enous position if we oniy ele jovernment pos them the means to sup; , mong women they disce life. Women's influence a elevating, but en active part i Sant canta ata ures the home more than it dics y Cox n, JO ANGTS AYEAMT, Aes Trent, S01 Teeet 11288 Street. tinent and d distaste for a centralized of these WHO {S YOUR 4 ellis T oR BAAN? GET. INSIDE! NO ONE ALLOWED ON THE FRONT PLATFORM Friday, \ By Maurice Ketten. CHoice ? FRom RELIABLE REPORTS FROM “TRUSTED LIEUTNANTS. NY. By 110909666, MAIORITY (The Political Canvasser OLD KING COLE, 'S A MERRY OLD Sout HA-HA HE.HE HONO TAU ATTY, Wo, es Best PITCHED) a CIO) HE Wworco 4 hy REP HA HEADQUARTERS [=> — Mr. | But They Don’t | By Roy L. McCardell, | ay ae 2 I'm {i whether ain't on the replied s, In some be derment. | “Why, I've found ont t r get rid of a r ion," explained M thinks I am } wa although tl t ave and get roast pollt | | | The Young and t new I forgot something t 1 couldn't think what tt wae!” t all a man needs to have heWid ee t I don' Yt * maid Gus, “*b a Sociatst or what t 1 governme: it hurts my n wh t to see it that everybody said Mr, Jar sald G Mr, Jarr, interrupting, “if you are Jarr and Gus Have a Talk Over the Bar About Politics, Go Far Before They Get T this ¢ ¥ spoke such a was so h much th fs the hardest language to speak correc xcept for Frenchmer 1Mr, Jagr Tah!” sald Gus, wi eno): Is such had be things quick 41 1 thought the doctor ordered you e door this weath, J I climbed out of the window!” “Say, ma, 1 wish you'd walk behind me a lit tle way and see if my hat's on straight and my skirt hangs right.” angled Up in French October 2% 19083 DDOGDOOODOGODOHOODIGOOH|AIGANODSODOOO’ Fifty Great Love Stories | | of History By Albert Payson Terhune NDODOHHODSOS ON AND MRS. ROBARDS. er, Andrew Jackson by name, NO. 43.—-ANDREW JACK RAW-BONED you backwoods A went in 1788 to Nashville, Tenn, to practise his profession; and boarded at the eof the widow Donelson, His landlady’s frontier husband had recently been murdered and her pretty daughter, achel, Was living with her. Rachel had just left her own husband under ather unfortunate circun Thus the atmosphere of the Donelson home was not especially cheerful. Young Jackson readily. slipped into the position of family adviser and confidant to the “mantle household. Thus began his life's romance Jackson was a brilliant, stubborn, hon¢ sheer pluck and determination had worked his wa He knew little law; he could never write or own honesty 1 blinded him to the fault dogged courage and masterful will power military hero and Jater to raise him to the Pr achel Donelson was born in She wa tances. illiterate youth, who by y up from avject poverty. speak correct English; his of others. Nevertheless, his. were one to make him @ idency of the United States, just Jackson's own age. While oft living in Kentucky she had met Capt, Lewis Robards, a jealous, brutal fellow. Rachel was not only pretty and clever, but the best rider and dancer in new territory he was induced to Dae marry Robards, and at s t went to live at his ill-treated her and r by his unre ng jealousy mother’s boarding-hous A Backwoods a endure mar life with - mother, in Tennessee, where and Jackson Jackson was fascinated charming young woman. She was uneduc lacking in ment, it is irue; but so was he. His masterful manner were equally ye to know by word or deed of mutual attraction, ville and patehed up s' sort of temporary f But before long hi: alous eye spied out for Rachel. Jackson and the husband had a fierce preven ip about himself and the unhappy Ison hou After mak r, Robards left her and went ba to Nashv throug nt to come ney Was r husband was 3 » Natchez. The j nts of suit two years, le that. here was Robards, in the ¥ | and every- o their ror, in 1 granted. In year rs. Robards were married over again. h century and was often dis- n. Hence s of conflicting and wife o circulation. These mme pointed and Jackson and M led slowly in the reached its d sprang They had the effect on Jackson of a red set out to crush the false rumors and to punish those who started o: ead them. In other words, like a knight of old, he undertook to kill any one who mig! Rachel. He ice to speak slightingly 1 with a lawyer named ened to shoot Gov. Sevier of + for a light remark about his wife, of 2 § Married Same % Woman Twice > = { n the same sort of gossip. aS on received a wound from whose effects he never I # thus vindicated his w into pol oc Justice. of valor force at de the future President plunged Senator and Supreme Court 00 men and performed prodigies g of the more powerful British went on Rachel's beauty nt, plain old woman, But Vp to the ime she died love of her, was ever ready an e old false story about his wife and sorrow over tae renewal of and hastened her death. ising rapidly In the War of 181 which culminated the Battle of N Orleans. and she became, to most people, a jackson she was always an ideal of loveliness. in 1831, he was her adoring k . for to champion the cause of any slan | When Jackson was raked up by his 5 these malicious r Missing numbers of this series will be supplied upon application the Circulation Department, Evening World, upon receipt of one= t stamp. : Sayings of Mrs. Solomon. 3 ) (Being the Confessions of the Seven Hundredth Wife.) tranclated by 0} Helen Rowland, JooooN) iter, beware of choosing a huse it to know as the bargain coun- Eyen change it will come out in the wash, end @ sepmeth the salt of ause he seemeth not payeth the bills be satisfied, no compliments, For the two om together Yet select not and holdeth th shineth at the » band that adorneth the pa the kite Take no heed for th him that calleth thee pet names glibly hand with a practised air, nor him that tea und h the cotillon; for a hus- tom payeth the bills of Wacky HOW ASD eM ralment, once thou art a husba’ tof th at they be bridegroom know- ast look at his wife Jot n lace viton, and altar. Verily, she But of U s take g | 4 fascinating cuteness th; | a sure thing. furnita mysteriously roundabout and of for no man enjoyeth betting on cometh a at heed t keepeth him guessing; what thou di remind not a hu t and that he hath requested ill him at half-past six in the morning, | thee to for he will turn upon his pillow and revile thee, yea, verily, will he give thee the Ite Go thou then and see that the.coffee be hot, that when he ariseth he may, furthengexcose for taunting tt a fed man, like a Hon that hath had his fill, ceaseth his roaring. thy husband and look up to him, even though thou must get dowm es to do it—but, peradventure, keep one foot upon his neck. never declare that thou belleyest not in a personal lah! daughter, hou mayest marry one. +t New Laws for New Crimes. goo1 drinking water on my ay; to which a AM fined for failure af trains,” a Rhod | South Carolina we to provide der om) nda ice follows a neglect to provide spittoons for every passenger fellow railroader in to seats in our ear In Wisconsin « baker » three weeks in jali for sleeping in his bakery, To a bleyele 1 in the State of Ohlo Is an offense punishable by — ; | heayy flne and sometimes imprisonment. ‘ In niost of the States it ts a offense to tap a telegraph wire or to soll \ kerosene that $s not up to the fire Harper's Weekly, THE DAY'S GOOD STORIES. -) The Pupil-He works nights.—Clevee \ He Had a Good EXxcusé@. {tana piain-peater. 4 HH Teacher—And why didn't you} ee | I come 10 &¢ hal yesterday? | Free for 1,000 Weeks, ‘The Pupil-—Please, ma'am, m ae owe oF one, muvver didn't know school commenced IMSON--Where's your wife? Hayen's ~ seen her often lately yesterday, and she borrered Mrs. | J h weon's almante an’ it wuz a last year's Weed—Oh, I sent her away on @ “| little vacation, Jimson—S0? Where'd she go? ! Weed—To the Thousand Isles. | Jimson—Stay long? Weed—Yes. I told her to take a weem = / to each lsland.~ Judge, ne Teacher~And didn't your father know the day that the mis opened? The Pupil~No, ma'am; he «doesn't know nufin ‘bout days. The Teacher—How ts that? =~ —