The evening world. Newspaper, July 23, 1908, Page 15

a AC oo hn The Evening World Daily Magazinc, Thursday, July the Desecration of American Scenery. By George V, Hobart. > (Copyrighted, 1908, by G. $V. Dillingham Co.) is § EAR BUNCH: Yours from Nice re- D ceived: also Alice'a letter to Peaches. Tt must be aces to travel through the Riviera and pipe the forg Rots and the magnolia blossom bloom- ing all over t 6 Holy m. travel over I'd Ike to see you his part of the universe @nd get a peep at any torget-me-nots Nothing doing. ou'll find that » was a ha board Gful lands fence whereon it says: Dan ee Bat em's Butabillty Wasily the Most Eatable Eating Ever Eaten, Oneness 1 the Wea @nd making all the pret the roadsid t r ‘ fi the direction of a but maybe I've too much Avie ira n New, Yor dit was then: ht hit me a window with @he geography as tt rushed by, and be- fore 1 trees and eigh large sign me to see n blades of grass a fm my view and caused On; Sawdust Fritters ; The Hreakfast: Food, Once Swallowed w Never Forgotten, nn I winked my eyes once or twice and took another look, and there, eprend carefully over the map ef New Jersey, was a sign which sald: PNR Blonde Pills for Brainy People.) Try One Box And You'll Never Try Another, © I detgee be fo omy chair ang STOVE-PIPE PUZZLE pack HE stove man wan to Can you cut out the « in a square? 0000000000000000000000000 000000900000 0000 2000 4200. Betty Vincent’s Advice ‘Clarence on Courtship ana Marriage | JODO BUCO Hem Be OUU UOQULUI009 GOVU JOOL DON'T LET ME FIND ANY Mother or Sweetheart! Dear Betty: AM a young man of twenty and have eight months. My mother did not ow it, but when I told her strongly offected and wants me to give her un because I am the support of the family. as my sister !s engaged, I Jove this voune lady very much and !t would break my heart to give her up. What shall I do? 8.3 I think you are too young to seriously @onsider matrimony for at your you cannot be sure whether the you love now would be able to hold vour affection. Your mother is unreasona)’ and should not expect you to give the ———— : ¢ Cucumbers and the Complexion. HATEVEVR the effect of cu- cumbers {f taken Internally, they befriend the complexion when used externally. The value of cucumber creams and lotions ts well known, but not every woman 1s aware that the fresh vegetables can be used with equally good effect. If you have cucumbers for a meal boll the peelings, strain and bo the juice and wash the face with several times a day If you have more cucumbers than you wish to eat cut part of one and puti{t in the refrigerator. This can be sliced as needed and used on the face instead of soap. If cucumber is silced and soaked hours in milk it Bath she girl for two or four cellent for sunburn KE) OO Green Hillsides That Now Only Tell of Indigestion “John Henry’? Writes of signed ray sald to t pieces Dear Betty: } JAM uwenty 1 address my || brother's ¢ "Mr." Recently | }] 1 was tn to his brother, | sno fs a boy of fifteen or slxtean. | | Shall | call him by his Christian uame, | or use "Mr." as I'do with iis brother? | Cc, H. You might call him Mr, “Freddie” or Mr. “Jack,” using hig Christian name | the prefix "Mr," so as to dis- | tinguish between the two brothers, | A Birthday Party. NOOOOOOOD Or 101 mps for a moment. Then y ‘TU try the othe: Side of the car, where, no doubt, I'll Re Something human tn the distance," { oN but all L saw was YF feet of voard ~ fence, which was yelling out these words Oh rink Binglebauer's | Whiskey, {| AIL Judgen Say It Makes t, Trade Lively Ewpestally the Pollee Judgen. Y ae | For ten minutes I eat there, Aunch, with my eyes shut, and when finally I took a Httle peep out the window It resulted | ee en | Smoke ? Yellowflnger's Cigaroota | And Die Lingering, but Dopey. / Then I tried to figure the thing out, ind. presently eame to the conclusion HURRY FO that the train must etill be int THE OFFICE E t civilization, and that after i reached the real country the land- VP) LATE NOW, “ype would assert its rights and be-| tn to happen. | In twenty minutes I glanced lessly out of the window, and I'll| ned if 1 didn't see another | ce with this on its | | about OOO Be a Good Chooser and Chew © Chewington'n Choo Choo, g the Gum That Don't Come om, eee Now I leave {t to you, Bunch, {f it ouraging. at it In Europe? Can you nough to It to tle it? ‘ked up and out and saw— h, another mile of fence, some of which bore this legend: Oe wlyweds-:-T HERE, QUICK, } BABY HAS KO Your WATCH WOOE — BE HOME EARLY HE TOOK CRYSTAL GREA ae OPEN AT 9 A.M. OCcLo . OA 48 ITS ALL RIGHT, HE DIDN'T ANY. 4Fe! ITS LATE: GEE! My WATCH 1S THREE HOURS FAST, DIO THAT” THE OFF! i a {TS ONLY 7 CK NOW, BY BEAR. OWS AUS faces If you do and she should seream Try Mike Smith's Completion Theatrical Life, 10000 Children, dear, in any case Don't drive nails in Mother's Cream, BOOS | eee JOO It's only a question of a short time,|This Novelization of “The Chorus great Joy came over his face. ! Bunch, when our American scenery changed to pill news and our| jes will look Ike @ fire sale | in a cut-rate drug store, Lady” Was Made By John W. Harding, Copyrighs. 190s, by OW. Didingham Com bal JOHN, . : ENOPSIS OF PRECEDING CHAPTERS. AACN O'prien 14 seauer OL ie vals at ls Broadway thease, iu the chorus is Der | Younger sister, Nora, a fooliso, sestiso wir | who is secretiy flirting with Crawford, @ 40 bout town, ‘awiord is the partoer of fp Mailory, & Virginia her trainer lo Who. Patricia is ebgaged and on Whose faru Ler ArenUs live, Nota burrows $s trom Crane ord, sianini ue fauier's tauio co 4 note for ‘am Se auce io a Hessvertinenores Patricia Loows ber dad Nora trom discovery it tween Dan aud Crawford, Mallory, finding Pauncia at Crawfond’s, auarres with 1 agewent is broken, Craw: her and thelr enxagi ake, | Craw as do shields gh ford, left alone after the depart feviied guests, bexing to think be has been duped. Patricia takes Nora eaiely homme be- fore the rest, of the family learn oc the younger girl's absence, Then Patricia Wanders aimivssly about the city, heart Token at Dan's distrust, She finally goes hing cla stveagth- rsuude bis ex. CHAPTER XXII. | (Continued.) | “The Third Degree.”’ | ATSY turned from him, but he fol- Al h he asked. money?!" ddeniy a look of understanding i pieces of stove-pipe In v squara box. | » and show him how to arrange thera | note.” | "You're goin’ to pay Crawford?” | “Crawford.” ces Sai RSE | He stood gazing at her open m | | | the Cop to; that It was Nora y It to the door, r will you come here a uestion,”” he said when she apy “Have you told Nora what hap- ed to-night? Did you tell her tha: d been to Crawford's?" »; Ol did not,” replied the old wom- an, “What'd OL tell the peor eholld {n’ about it now for an’ she sick necessary she should knowing her sister's Ol tind out to-morrew what know from her." It was all clear to Mallory now. Tears of mingled tenderness, thankxtul- ness and exul He paced rar ation welled to his eyes. ily to and fro in an ef: fort to his emotion, while the old 1 Patsy looked at him, wondering what was the cause of It, “I'm goin’ to show you up,” he cried, stopping In front of Pa ‘T'm goln’ to tell vour n r the kind of a girl mast woman an oth you are; tell her I know all about you an’ Crawford stop at any Moh that you didn't to save your sls. ho owed money ora was {n that m goln’ Into; tel to Crawford and er tha st fool on earth, t west , to doubt for one minute the girl I love, the girl who's too good for me, too good for any of u wat's that? Danny, phwat d've s sake, phwat d'ye he Chorus e old woman {mplore: looD0 WOOODO. CEOS @ ingly, torn by Joy and fear. Patsy had uttered a little ery of aie may, ‘ “T's all a mistake,” she orfed. “Nora's as good as an angel.” . here!” shouted Mallory. d t!’ entreated Patsy, earnest- ly. “Don't ask fer anything.” “What were you doing In that room at Crawford's to-night?” he demanded sternly when the girl tripped In. Nora reddened and looked from one} the other with the startled gaze of a ped fawn, “You've told on me, you mean thing!) she almost screamed at Patsy. Then uge in @ burst of hyster- While Patsy tried to explain and p Mate and condone, Mallory and Mrs. O'Brien by dint of questioning and by working upon her fears drew the whole y from Nora. Then Mrs, O'Brien took Patsy !n her arms and cried over and was hugged and cried over in ra. | Very humbly and very penitently Mal- lory advanced to receive his share of| orgiveness also, A Repulse. | sed him, Mall ‘she said. “You d would not hear me the chance to stand by me an’ I'll never believe in Patsy rep “Nit, Danie you again ve all that’s comin’ to me, me gently, I was mad feal he ‘mad jealous clean through and ui to reason.” ng at the bell checked further at reconciliation, 30000000000000000000000 GOODDODDOSS Based on the Play a “There's your father,” sald Mallory, turning to Nora. “Chase yourself! Get & move on! Don't let him see you sniverlin’." Mrs, O'Brien opened the front door, and her husband came In, He was very pale, and his compressed lips and the ominous look in his eyes denoted that he was in a white heat of anger. “Wherever have ye been?” queried Mrs. O'Brien “Olve been to Crawford's,” nounced. “Why, the girl's here!’’ she sald, “She wasn't here when we came at tin o'clock, was she?” he questioned sarcastically, "Yes," affirmed Mallory, “Bhe came home with a sick headache before the show an’ didn't hear your ringin’ be- cause she was fast asleep In her room." “An' where was se?” he demanded, indicating Patsy. New Suspicions, For @ moment no one spoke. All were filled with secret consternation. Had Crawford, after all, told him what had happened? “Patsy was around to the drug store,” led her mother desperately, ‘That talk av Nora an’ Crawford was gossip, the clatter of an oldie tongue.” “It was, was It? ‘Thin phwat'e this note he gave me with a demand for the money? He said he lint $300 to get ’em out av a hole and told me to give It to m asa souvenir {f they hadn't the dacency to make good, If {t's all gos- sip, how comes he to have a note for money, 1 never had, solgned with me he an- name? He thrust the paper under Patsy nose, She took ft and stared at { blankly, finding nothing to say, (To Re Continued.) STRAY DOGS ON YER BEAT {WANT YE2 TO ROUND'EM, YALL UP, cirl up entirely. be Tell her vou wish to friends with the young lady with {dea of marrying her in a few years vou are able to do so. By the me vou have reached a marriageable age—that fs twenty-four or five—the rest of the family may be able to sup- port themselves. She Knows Two Brothers, / HA! A DORG WITHOUT A Muz2LE! EE Pou ADMIT KEE NO SHUT <a By C. W. Kahles i MEBBY I'LL GIT aes PROMOTED fa) ND TANCE | PDOOR eas. Dear Betty Sil necessary to give a birthday pres ent ata party? I have been invited to a girl friend's birthday celebra- | tion. 1 know her quite well, but I do | not keep company with aer, Should 1 bive her q present? i. K, | It is not necessary to give a birthday | present, is customary. As you are a gond friend of the young lady's I advise you to give her a remembrance, noting expensive if you can’t afford it, | Two Men and a Gurl, | when two men are} walking with a lady both men should walk on the outside. B says the lady should walk between the Who Is correct? A KR 3 no fixed rule, put it | for the men to walk at eal is cus-| y iM ea hye bogs (Pour ET HE LET ALL THE! OuT OF THE es 23, By Barton No,7—The Colorless Wife Id, sallow of pasty, Her cheeks may bloom with a| garnet glow; her! eyes be vielet deptha; her lips a thread of tempting soarlet. Yea, and her skin may be all oream and) peaches and her hair a crown of Titlan gold; her ears transparent shells and her neck a graceful column of alabaster, | You may give her Laura Jean Lib | Dey's best until as scenery she may be! & radiant prism of color, She may) deck a court of kings, but when It comes | to shedding any warmth of color on a) man’s sou! be as absolutely deficient as | if she were moulded from @ slab of | slate, It 1s the woman who can throw out the soul tints that 1s a joy forever to her mate. Nor does she have to do this by any subtle psychio process, She simply gots his tones end arranges her own to harmontze, | There should always be some color to our thoughts and actions, be we man or wife, Without oolor the world would be drab as chaos, and the man who goes home to a colorless wife goes home to @ cave In chaos. There is no more color in her smile or greeting than in the amirk of a fish, And why {8 this? Prinolpally because she lacks Imagination. She grew up like @ rubber plant. She detested fairy stories, To her practical, sapless mind they were silly, Her conduct, her ao- tlona, her apeech were ruled by color leas. conventions, Mayhap, she was a good acholar, but he learned I!ke an adding machine. Her 20 Wives; -- -:- : Or, Why the Hearth Loses Its Lustre. 5 & W. Currie teachers patted her on the head with ‘wooden pats and said: Te it aod pil A shining “Excellent pu- future gapes before & wife needjyou.” Then she was set out like a not be pal-|aprig of Brooklyn's vegetable emblem to unfurl her pad-like leaves until the in- evitable man happened along. Of course, he arrives, He is an imaginative poor fellow, Imaginative, A Porpolse-Like Person- but not keen, ‘The surface garnishing of the Colorless One attracts him. That there are no subcutaneous tones only learns when she drops the cloak his imagination has wrapped her {n. Her soul then reveals itself—a psychic wart. It will not be long before this hap- | oss husband will wish that he had married a plain looking woman with a quick. eye, a nervous manner and the soul tints of a gaudy Scotch plaid. For to a Colorless Wife a man {g inexora- bly bound. Her very sluggishly nega- tive qualities gradually stun him. Her wooden plactdity becomes infectious, He learns to snore in the same dull key. She had no human identity to begin with and he loses his, They both become as intellectually lethargic and Inert a# a pair of Yarmouth bloaters: Although {t may seem an ungallant and oynical observation it !s neverthe- less true that a multitude of splendid masculine individualities are year by year engulfed and drowned In the bot- tomless colorlessness of colorless mates. Of course, there are exceptions. when @ colorless woman is happily united to a colorless man. He s generally a por- polse-like person, overfed of fat corned beef, unskimmed gravies and boiled onjons—a man who prefers cabbages to roses and suet pudding to a guod clgar; a man who could see a nymph- like little party, dainty as immaculate Dresden, round the Flatiron Bullding on a windy day and not know whether she had on silk stockings or rubber boots, But such happily mated color- lesa couples are scarce as the Golden Rule at @ Tammany primary, ® The New Styl B Vacation. By Muriel ‘I horndike. Joound jubfiation! Heartbeats hop and throb Hybby'a on yaoationl ‘son the Jol New Thought Threnodtes, | HF worm has turned, Wives are doing the work while thetr husbands are wallow- ing in the transtent Joys of vacation, New Thought papers please copy. It hag started in Lockport. There three women have been sworn in as mati carriers and are doing the local letter-juggling and postal-riffling while thelr husbands are away on vacation, Looks simple, doesn’t it? But it Isn't, It 1s a Precedent, There’s no knowing | where It will stop, If letter-carriers may turn their wives Wy Up D000 000000000000000000000000000000000000) e Wife Takes Her Poor Tired Husband's Job While He Goes On a & & ££ & aire whose wife wee blackbatled by the Protocolonial Dames won't get a lookin. Tea will also be served at directors’ meetings and the bank messengers will be inserted into tasteful Uveries, “Short Change” Jones, the agile car conductor, needs a vacation. He puts |hts wife on the Job. Hares henceforth will be marked down trom five cents to four and nine-tenths for bargain rides, and the cash indicator will be shelved for a mirror, Noses Powdered on Three Rear Seats Only, Sockettuum Hard, the popular prime fight referee, yearns for q week at Coney. The Missus takes his job. Une of hatpins allowed in clinch, for protection only, and vanity bage net to exceed five ounces each. ‘The genia! proprietor of White, Gooties & Co. takes a fortnight at Long 3 Hubby “Vacates” While Wifey Works. Into letter-carryesses (that's a new- ed word. Don't tamper with {t till gets time to harden!) why can’t other men solve the vacation problem x1 time and the work? No aK a they can't. If it ut top vote the {dea vote this on your ptano: John Smith at eis al one eye the ca { another on the M pik r the nex best dressed applicant; and the billion- Branch, Under his wife's gentle guld- ance every day ts bargain day at the store, The floorwalker, who ts a ringer for the late Mr, Adonis, gets a 0 raise, The man who writes the ‘marked dc sighs gets c +3) é carryesses, nkeresses, — coa essag, longshoreladies and hoste Wife's on the job. Long live the New Phought! pC LIGE Ete Explained. OM asked a why do » two hand! “Well, are stup! er, “Don't Witte gt crled iknow {t's use soma people are lelt-handed?* —Harper'a Weekly. her oung you be