The evening world. Newspaper, July 23, 1908, Page 14

urs 1908. The Kneading of the Dough. Pe ccienaeel aed The Evening Wor Lilian Beil —Tells— How to Cook Men. Pudlished Dally Except Sunday by the Press Publishing Company, Nos. 53 to 68 Park Row, New York Je ANGUS SHAW, Sec. Troms, 01 Want 11706 Street cond-Class Mal! Matter, nt and nal By “Scar.” | FOSEPH PULITZER, Pree, 1 Rast 136 Birees (ate ALL OF You WHO DON'T MIND HAVING ‘Your. NAME PUBLISHED JF YOU PEOPLE Are A CORPORATION WE DONT WANT YourR- t the Post-Of Budseription Rates to T World for the Unitec and Canada The First Dish Served Is the Platonic Friend. gland end the ( ties in the In Postal Unt Evening tes For All GHAR EE iE lnocwart CH atten MoNeY, IF You're Nor, CAN STEP FOWARD aoe : ss si 2 WELL THAT'S DIFFERENT WITH Your, VOLUME AG Mine teeta mar: No $ : yust Srep THIS WAY CONTRIBUTIONS WHAT IS, MUSIC? HAT is music? And what is the difference between music and noise? Some people enjoy a hurdy- gurdy, or the man who is a whole orchesira by himself. He makes a y of sounds, besides appealing © to the ingenuity by the way he ladies of gree have t lal duties T UNDERSTAND YOUVE TURNED Down Your fix) and hold taking forth, Contrivess (OMplaye a moll) Oreanhmarle Wee ca ees ceentauien anal OLD FRIENDS beata drum, play cymbals and work | inviting or the prover way to manage H a handful of lady fingers. an accordion all at the same time. |"), Prof. Faneiulli prepared a value! know 1 hibit {1 vas Ye B i Some never do. To those who have 4 able exhibit in yesterday's Evening BIE NE FALIRGL Se’ COGN Eiheton| World of how the various street cries can be altered to musical and) 1 submit, with the true humility ow.ng i i, to a limited personal experience. the harmonious notes so that a block | following unpretentious hints and with newsboys, milkmen, _ fish | recipes venders, old clothes men, scissors grinders and street organs may to me that most wo! y such things by ee ennnreereeeen) | Too Highly Seasoned, OOOO CO DOOD ES) | Y a he sight of toug! en in give a beautiful symphony instead eeee Me eumaiad MH Gee of conflicting sounds, proof, as It is often suppos Like Victor Herbert, who writes pretty music, Prof, Fanciulli ar- ranges simple thoughts in melody. Indeed, simple thoughts should make the best kind of music, and all mel- odies should evoke simple thoughts, How many readers have at one nary feminine t the women In with brandy sauce {= s)i which Is alreac when fluous to anything r dy din the cooking of men ' echrenin re should time or another dropped in the Doyers street theatre and heard a! shicue A > ounds jt) de taken of the fire constantly, for Chinese orchestra? The sounds it) to ea iie HESS LROURAT ER HLse aloe: Produces are as far removed from | vour dish will be spoiled . | teu el] that this dish ver what an American orchestra does as |, Epicures uO CAT EO ae i \ Teaches perfection, and that if it ever a combination of a boiler shop and comes to the point where It may be set E= CONTRIBUTIONS = Goricireo terlal go out. Ca WEON CORPORATIONS music which appears every Sunday in The World. What constitutes music depends on the ears upon which it falls quite | Aten) tm! oat bh Pal Hue as much as on the sounds which [ot ia own that much seasoning renders are uttered. ay gure Take the girls who play the ac Some cordion in tenement house back toate yards. They have the most admir- ing audiences. Few if any of their hearers would exchange these girl- ought to be serious by women who have the | ing themselves every “Almos' p the fire from going out and the from growing cold. Dredge with who can marry the right girl and wont! ow always ends by being made to marry out a they go Many a good husband hasn't the nerve or the courage | hing else, ors without any of the trials he, “wa and 1s some times a necessit am concerned, a girl had better jose e than her coquetry, {s a real | er conse: a TELEN ROWEAND ny @ nians idea of a wife !s something decorative around the ly taken out on show his safe and the horses in hisracing stable. ouse and ¢ | be spoiled. onuiatthe Ger [cont ish melodies for a Wagnerian or- Bees lathe canes fnvelien ttn were mada at the altar—a custom watch 19 si tw chestra’s clash. & more delightfu | continued. ; all thelr jewel into the street. day” July 238, hack saws is different from a piano, | Bettie the, publ ang ced as an ex. . ° 14 4 , “es . ie) clo: observer variably can , , I Yet the Chinese audience thinks sco traces of its having been burned Reflections of a Bachelor Girl. Women Who Are W alk- is i ic. joy: cris | before serving ing Invitations to this is music, and enjoys the excru By Hel Rowland ciating sounds more than a Merry Keep the Fire Sarre Chie COW ABCs Burglars. Widow waltz and the other real Wee WOMAN looks upon ger first kiss as a consecration; PRE {sa bit of tes yolun- ‘ay only enough attent » it te @ man regards it as a desecration. teerel by a retired b teh y considered ubft of deck they lived opportunity cama, I {his sulks his unresponsive rigidity sug- The rhythm is more important to the average ear than the sound. The swinging beat of the waltzes that are played in the dance halls Mr. and Mrs. Jarr Have a Discussion of Domestic Economy. even these warm evenings appeals to more natures than the tunes pro- duced at a symphony concert. As for the $5 a seat opera, espe- cially the Wagerian operas with their motifs, their technical patter. their interpretation and the hundred other things which the professional music critics refer to, how many people there are who better appre- ciate the airs which a hand organ pours out and that the little girls | diamonds," said Mr, Jarr, “we wouldn't need to bother abc “I'm sure T don't want anything like that oking clgars you can do so, Will e ec said Mrs, Ja HE By Roy L. McCardell, sald Mr. Jarr, "Til get 10-czent co, but it takes a long time toba Mrs, Jarr’s face fel) for 7) coupons,’ she sald. “The girl let tt fall and broke {t ned to take ft out of her wages she sald she'd have us up t to get another one like {t—in fact, I think, that way." 1 that be saving,” asked Mr. Jarr, “ oupons as I would if I smoked expens you just now sald that lt was much as you w f I smol gar cheaper Which Ends in a Resolve That Saving Is Only Worr ost “I'm sure that was a lovely plece of cut glass you got) nd when I threat-|!nquiry. and I did} smoke, we might| ed a pipe enough smoke a pipe,” sald ying you want get those coupons tf you smoka| 90.00.090000.00000000000000 0000002 00000000 ONO CO DOONAN. 20 Husbands -:- All of Them More or Less Undesirable, () (0) e) e) e) i) ©) ) (@) ) (9) 10} @) By Nixola Greeley-Smith. No, 16—The Sulky Sultan, HE Sultan sulke in his armchair, He has not com T descended to address his hand malden since he came home. You don’t know why beyond feeling, from long experience, that there isn't any why about it. Dinner ag the result af his Indigo mood was @ dismal farce. He has grown suddenly and extraordinarily polite In such matters as standing aside to let you pass him or murmuring exquisite apologies !f by chance he 4 brushes against your chair. What is {t this time? you — ask yourself. But you know better than to ask him, "Sasa Te it possible that you forgot to put the studs in bis clean shirt this morning? Heaven forbid! For that means at least three days of speechleas gloom. Once he didn’t speak to you for a week because you gave his tailors the wrong suit of clothes to press, What, you wonder, would be the awful penalty for a second offense? But you never learn You merely wait patiently for thé oloutis to roll away fram the face of the | Sun God and the brief glory of his favor to return. | Apparently, the Sulky Husband {s numerous !n the land. For many | Wives have written me letters requesting that I hold the mirror up to his | defects. WHAT'S THE MATTER , DEART ————. “Please Don't—It's Too Warm.” i} * Undoubtedly this Sulky Sultau {s the most exasperating of all unde ‘sirable partners. He Is also the most baffling. For neither argument, nor flattery, nor tears will prevail aga!nst his ill humor, In the early days of your marriage Rut you soon discovered tried them all. You would go for If yo around from your chair at the break: t fast table, rough his hair. kiss him and !i tell b Please don't. and Ignore ! you of the Sul, sulk until you do of his pec prefers to s 1 to cheer up. It's too wi would murmur pettishly, even frost curtained the windows and team pipes uttered an occasional futil sigh at their inability to rout the cold. In his tender moods the Sulky may be melting as honey, But {f you attempt to caress or cajole him out of anywhere els trom ¢ When he ¢ enough to nies to he ts often kind you what he has beea ou to apol- most for the t you realize the grave offense you had {snored, And sulking about and to allow opize for I His forgly so sincere that | gests a cataleptic selzure. After you realized that he ¢ petted out of his blue mood ns in your household until led in future to be very diplomatt Sultan has his next seizure. | Getting Your Picture Taken. By W. B, Hayward. NE d ng ago a woman sat befor after spending two hours at a hair hurry with the proofs and said indignantly my hair has never looked like in “Did you ever have it done that © a Fifth avenne photographer esser’s. She came dack in @ Why, those are awf picture.” before?'’ way was the polite The woman was somewhat embarrassed. “No,” Then the phetographer rebuked her gently. “There's a moral in this," he said, "Never go to the halrdrceser before the photographer. It only makes a person look tired, and tne haindresser's art loesn’t help the photographer.” Another woman could not understand why her |she elucidated the mystery herself when she explal: she admitted, “I never did." hin stuck out so far, but 1 that the morning of her 3 at fs" sald Mr, Jarr: “but you get the coupons, not for how much yousaitting was the first on which she had worn an unusually high col! dence to on the asphalt pavements? | 5 * would be her ¢ 1 ’ S. emoke, hut according to the money you epend for what you amoke The more naturally changed her appearance.—The Bohemian Magazine rE) = a | HE all Wer sel by a8 didn't money, the more coupons." | eloped naseceeinae : and needed more t s, and mee ati gun instead of dow n sure T don't understand {t," sald Mre, Jarr; “but you sald yourself that} Th di Si Letters from the People Fe Dart A A uRAEK Ge Pa dea ths aolneut coe: BAUM es yee MUO Gheua ae, fmvon eu | é Indian Sign Language. £ but I'll go without somcthing else. “Yes, but not enough to get anything !n the shape of cut glass,” replied Mr, you needn't make a martyr of yourself,” sald Mrs. Jarr, t you do Jarr, “I have enough for a patr of suspenders or a ra | By Roy Farrell Greene, : ' erent treat-| spend a lot of money “T don't need any of those things, thank you,” said Mrs. Sarr, telty Women Fifty Years Old. ao 0 If he js to be locked ip aad treat-| SP ee x Mr. Jerr, “but I'l stop smoking. If that will help. That “A said Mr. Jarr, ‘if that's the way you take it, I'll s e myselt| HE Indian sign language lives up to part of its appellation, at least. BR To the Elitor of The Evening Wor Or Oe cane! becauee GUID J0ye 8b AUSseral (aa CTINPEN KATA neil Hon EAI Re ernie: talbnouRnativa trlel ous face a {x all signs, ‘The signs used are the natural ones, and are as simple as 1 notice hotfsands of women Be f-sacr The fa of the Fo Her wouldn't deprive yourself of anything.” eald Mrs. Jerr, “e simplicity Itself. leaving stores , etc, at the rush Was 4 ! JANG thOUSH ES | eit aonit seo wal vouramoxel at ail Sire eTAPEReULM ata vontahdor fault.” And she ¥ 80 cold dis that Mr. Jarr| Did you ever notice how the paws of small animals are curved in when they hour, There r 2 100,00) or more ow t SC ers rant t they say all so! and in F said t any use for poor people to try to save, an nd what was|are dead? That is the sign for “died” or "dead," and to make it you hold one women working Most of wate Ye) aon the ladies of the have dainty g e cages en 4 dias the ma going to see a show? hand out, with fingers bent in toward the thumb. However, should you wish these have to work to ke Were MOe Bees |e Tread abou! {t in the Sunday papers.’ S> tley paid M for roof garden seats and were just as happy asthe rest of/{o say that some ome had been killed, you would hold out your fist with tie Muntetpal th the iinprovident middle classes. uf oF em work in Indust ave only « “tf 1 could afford to buy you a dainty gold atte ne World _" Reddy the Rooter, Hathing Beaches. | ld a bath sshment at t ~ sent years (8 Can any 6 great polit By George army and they support of neat ‘ 3 HERE REDDY. TAKE THIS OLD ss ia at i pan Wha hagas VASE AND THROW IT Awa THROW AWAY NOTHIN’. JES’ WATCH ME GIT Boston, for a WHEN You Go OUT! see how far t Presbyterian, “Commuters With Whisker: The Even to the Fy : DAN Wants to Join Navy, e E g WOW! Yer Bust.) [HERES MONEY TO BOY ANOTHER ED DE VASE We ONE, YOU MAY GO HOME AND BOUGHT FER ME HELP MOTHER ENJoY HER. TT |BIRTH DAY , PLANT IT IN DE SUN PA OL’ MAN 4 SHOVE THE MA THE CENTRAL STATION some readar w im 50 SORRY] He Loved Hix Dog. OU Lat bi MUDDERS BIRTHOAY right In not Be ' incl I i giv eta toa woman unless 9:9 ot ed f oy she ts old or feeble or has a baby in w “ for her arn fome girls labor t fe . are s> Impression that q man should give up heir g lad w t me moliycoddles of Li He good looks, the dog less du 1d lady or man ts standing fr of o y met up and er the fines: ) World, seats JOHN WHITMAN ‘ matter how €2,200 to 84,200 a Year, f waug ' Po. the Editor of The E: je World y ‘ a a if What pm do naval construct U \- [A Taig Mey grow in But he will not 6, N,, gett BRN. 3 oS Tt BAGEE Hopf. STURE, N ON OVER | knuckles away from you, and then move the wrist slowly 0 as to force the knuckles downward, indicating in this way that the person was struck down, The sign to indicate fear, to express that some one was afraid or that you had beon frightened, is to place your right hand over your heart and then move that hand up to your throat. | Should you meet a Olanket Indian of any tribe, somewhere out on the broad | prairie, and wish to ask him where water may be found, make a scoop of your hand, and put {t to your mouth as you would if drinking at a stream. When he | replies, if it Is a river that he wishes to tell you of, be will make the same | sign of water, and then trace the meandering course of a stream with his index finger; and if a lake, he will sprcad out hls hand to cover a large space, The sign for waiking is a splendid one. Hold your hand down, shut up two fingers and the thumb, and then inake the two fingers that are free go forward and ‘back, like the legs of a person In walking. If you maka letter A with your two hands and lock the ends of your fingers, that 1s a tepee, or tent. Keep your hands in that same position and bend them down, so that your fingers point away from you, and you lave made the sign of a house-and a very good one It is, because it shows how the logs are Inter- locked at the corners of the sort of house the white settler used to construst on the frontier. “The Newlywed Baby.” (Personal.) | Ey W. Livingston Larned. | HE Baby Newlywed thas found a place within our hearts, i Perchance, because we know by rote his merny Infant arts, And it he tumbles down the stairs or makes his Daddy scoot, The self-same stunts we've seen before and thought them very cute, Through teething, wheezing, crying, ail the elements that reign, We have a little ‘Newlywed’ at home to entertain, The gay cartoon can spread |t on and e’en exaggerate, Yet, after all, the truih ix there and life, at any rate. The World of Kid-dom is the same no matter where they be— The laughs and giggles and the pranks, the tears and ecstasy, That just reminds me I must take some candy home again; We have a little ‘Newlywed’ at home to entertain, Who has not seen the festive babe yank at the feline's tall? Who has not seen them tear our books and all the room assall? Who has not laughed and crfed with them and cuddled them to bed, The while we tell our patient friends the cutest things they sald? And now excuse me while I get some mixture for a pain; We have a little “Newlywed” at home to entertain.