The evening world. Newspaper, July 16, 1908, Page 15

John PAR BUNOH: A few days ago ‘one of these nvutts with an Edam title jumped off an ocean liner, end immediately the price of padlocks rose to the highest point ever known on the Stock Exchange. All over the country rich men with Fomantic daughters rushed to and fro and then rushed back again. ‘They were up against a crisis, { 3 q The Foe! The Foe! If you could get near enough to the Jong distance telephone, Bun you could hear one rich old rican g je cry to another ea out in Indianapolis The foe! Iie comes w z b his fuli dress ect and al arms: To would make dow i Gasolene locked her Q0000000CG00000C 000000000 ec Vincent’s /.dvic> on Courtship ana Marriage | ODOC OOOL UL ern ¥ Fickle Young Man, twenty. Six ing man w sy times, 1 took m. any m | get addvess nonths ago » called at also took ture. Now Pieage advise as 1 Go 9 knows is no at ‘Then he he doesn't have a frend wi men'e idvess there Permis:io. Necessar; ear Th AM a girl of seventeen and expect | tO go to boarding school n vine ter, T have several boy friends, and know ‘f | g9 to the school I won't fhe allowed ou! is very they are ne een good would be ve you By Joseph HE was a de-, mure little woman, neat ly dressed, and she sat in tho| well filled Broad: | way trolley car, | studying the ad- vertisements of all | the latest foods, and ine ally minding her own affairs. The child, ab of about five, with golden, urly locks and a pretty, laughing face, ood on tho seat beside her. On the her side of the child sat a flerce look- man, with bristling mustache, read- Ing a newspaper. He was getting the enefit of the child's delight at all the onderful things happening on the side- alk as the car moved along. The little dy, though, looked straight ahead, | parently belng more concerned with general plan of the latest oreation landscape gardening on the head of pretty girl opposite than she was ith the child. nd as for the youngster, !t stood up the seat; it sat down again; {t stood i It bumped Into the man; it knocked gold-rimmed spectacles off several nes; it wiped its tiny feet on his well ased, plue serge trousers; then it ped them on his arm and pushed off hat; while the passengera, mostly bDmen, smiled in glee and whispered to oh other “What a darling!” All this the IMtle woman was looking fat ahead. After 9 while the pater put a dusty foot clean h the man's newspaper, and then ii trouble commenced. ee S —— To the Bunch —— On the Title Market ose Ike a quarter past six edge of the n lang |" | doesn't get bey O.1 Yours in } A Trolley Henry | Are you wise, Bunch, to wh pan-handling notdélity of Europe are doing in our dear United States? ! They are putting all our millionaires on the fritz, that's what they're doing. It will soon come to pass that the} heiress will have to be locked up in| the safe deposit vaults with papa's) | bank book, | Here is an item ftom one of our most prominent newspapers. Read It. | Bunch, and then rush out and take aj running kick at the first nobleman you| see: “LONG ISLAND CITY, Nov.— ,Pinchem Shortfuce, the milliion- “aire wo made a fortune by ine | venting a way to open clams by | ‘The Evening Worid Daily steam, has determined that no foreign count will marry his daughter, Sudsetta, She will in- * herlt about $195,100.00, about 418 of which is loos enough to spend. The unhappy father wuliding a spite tence around his | which will be about 22 | arried | init snatres without daughters cak of will contribute agne bottles to put on top | » fence. if the count gets | Budvetta he {s more of a sparrow | han her father thinks he 1s | tiful, Bunch; that's what {t {s,| i | All over the country rich men are g their beloved daughters in the cyclone cellars and h ding mamma's stocking with the money in {t out In the hay foft Tam glad, Bunch, that I am not a irich man with a daughter who {s eat- | She Will Have to Be Locked Up. | her hear fo nm the ch, t r marr out eo red | R ¥ at no dau 1 ey A O0000TN000S9 0500 YOO. LOG Oe e76) Broun th {60000000 050 005 ds without nds permission to see AWAY It you get your mother's written per- Jon to receive calls from the y @ school horities y SOD OoG THE LITTLE DEAR HASN'T MURMURED Aout iT! A Story of New York Theatrical Lifs. whis Novellzatlon of “The Chorus Lady" Was Made By Join W. Harding. Copyrigst, ive, by G. W. Diiugoam Com: y pany.) uests, eK: jie plang to revenge Bimeeit'on Sal CHAPTER XIX. (Continved.) Lhe Father. , in fact, would be placed in allow you to se them on n at he would not be Salling days. Do not att on the stable. Practically em outs.de, as it mi, Bet you Into | jt would mean yuin for Alm and, there- serious trouble at the school, \fore, for the whole O'Brien family. A Seifish Man. Dear Betty: AM cngaged ty a has given me me What w prop pfor at ing lady, She presents, Is it ) give her something? nice thing to give her present?) TROUBLED. you are rather ce to give your | > place to give advise you to a to start right Inj f jewelry for her It sec: plece of or else a fine Drama, A. Flynn, withering tones, directing hie remarks to the aforesaid little lady in a way that there was no charice of her being mistaken as to whom he referred, “have you no control over this child?" BN whatever,’ the little lady, aweetly replied. ay tell tinent Do youm ou cannot brat, who, thus , has mado a} oormat out of my trousers?” the man asked, fast losing his dignity | “That's what I would I!ke you to tn: fel the lady quietly replied, resuming her critical inspection of the millinery | exifbit opposite, “Are you going to stop him?” man demagded. Yo," she replied; “why should 1?” ps, ike most women, you are paying no attention to hls behavior and don't care what he does?” the man snapped, endeavoring to check his rap- ing wrath. ou've guessed right,” the lady an-) d with a smile. “He can do just} ho pleases. T wouldn't care if ha} ean to sit there and the) tie man ox- ad, raising Ble vekce to a higier tch, while the res. of the passengers leaned forward Jn thelr seats, deter- rained not to Iniss anything, “IL would gee to It that he behaved himself in a fitting manner before ladies, and acted Uke a young gentleman, and not like a iT a me ‘No, note" the meee lady “You ‘see the eases Delonas oe tha’ re on tho bac! @moking 2 fap he he comes sow ree looking #0 in the, paoeals toy you ; "All sight, dad, 1 wants a dese drum” Crawford derived 8 wounded feel- From this prospect consola.ion for ings and ruffled tem “I'll teach the whole dirty crowd that they bucked up against the wrong man,” he muttered. "Ill have those girls fired from the Long Acre not later | rrow, and it won't be my y succeed in getting, or at! than to fault if least In keeping, another engagement! in little old New York.” He was pacing up and down, savoring | in advance the fruit of revenge, when | Rogers announced that O'Brien wished | to gee him “Tell O'Brien to go to hades and throw him down the elevator shaft if he gives you amy back talk,” he or- dered. NE) good, air," sald the valet. ; let him come in,” called Craw- tra suddenly changing bis mind, - O'Brien, hat In hand, was ushered In, Crawford received nim deflantly, “what do you want?’ he demanded shortly, want.” MEEE nine. fhu DOES PRECIOUS FEEL THE HEAT AS MUCH AS Papa? HEAT 1 OREAD FUL SICK FR IT HERE HE | who came “Ol camo after me wolfe replied the 4s blue eyes fixing fearlessly. The Insult. “Your wife went away with Mallory séme time ago,” said Crawford e whole family appears to be coming here one after the other.’ “God knows Of dosn't w to trouble e anny, an’ Of didn't come here to pay no social cali,” retorted the old man, “bit Ol've a roight to fetch me own wolfe an’ a roight to know It It's| true that Nora comes here.” “Ask your wjfe, ask Mallory, I've told them allt intend to say. I'm Ured of answerlug to one set of tools a pack of Hes told by other fools, and T'm through with the whole gang. All 1 get for taking an Interest in your precious girls and belng kind to them is ingratitude and abuse, Here's a noe for $3 I lent them to get them out of ® hole. It's signed with your name, as can see, Here, take ft and give it to them as a souvenir if they or you haven't the decency to make good.’ He aided the note to the old man, who gazed alternately at him and the paper, too bewildered to comproliend It & moment, ee ““ Swindled [ “D'ye mean to say me rowed av ye in my name?" he asked, “Phats what they did,” affirmed Craw- you $31 | tord, “and it’s up to you to pay." “Ol can't pay sald the old man, aghast, "Ol haven't got $30 in the world, leave alone in me pocketbook,” Crawford shrugged his shoulders and, refusing paper O'Brien held out to him, turned on his heels, “Well, swindled out of $300 more or less won't ruin me," he sald, “I sup- | pose it was only what I ought to have expected, seeing the class of people I have been fool enougn to deal with.’ The old man put his hand on the fel- low's shoulder and swung him around. “See here, Mr. Crawford,” he said calmly, but with a hard glitter in hi leyes. “Ol'm no swindler an’ no fool, but an honest man, Of'd have ye onder- lle, §f you'll atop blowing that infernal horn I'll get yor any other WOOLOTOOD OIESSGIES ‘The Grane Lady FODO0O0000000000000000000000} man, | from here! stand. Of can hold up me head before! measure to Nora O'Brien. DOMDHODOIDSEOQOOOS say that no one in the me \Maker an’ World or out of it Iver lost a penny owed me or suffered anny wrong done by me. Of doan’t know phwat this means Oj doan't know yit the meanin ay annything Ol've heered this nig! But O! will know, an’ that molghty soon, an’ those that disarve it wi! git hey all that’s comin’ to them, whoever may } pe can tank on that.” ’ answered Crawford per. re's $300 coming to me.’ AN Old Man’s Grief. The old man went out without say- hes good night and started downtown, grimly determined to get at the bottom of this matter of the note, of the dis- appearance of his daughters ar d of all that he had heard, In presence of Crawford, to whom he had gone with | the idea of finding out what there was to the stories that Unked Nora's name with his and of ‘skinning him alive,” he had mentally expressed it, If he found even the remotest justification for the suspicion that Crawford had | been trying to lead her asi » he had | stood confounded by the evidence of the debt contracted. For what postsble purpose 0° the have needed $300? For fur shing oir flat? No; this, they had told ht} d been done on the instalment f | and everything had been paid up at? And how had they dared to s name to this promise of pay- De, an ilderment he 4 of where he Was got! ‘on the wrong side of did not take g and the street He did not over rror until the cay came SETAE extremity of the line 4 the hotel where to walt it ting boarded an uptown car. dls to a stop at the By ime he reache: fallory had instructed | wars nearly 1 o'clock In th Ey Tiere Mallory had lett word for him te foin them at the home of the girls CHAPTER XX. Despair! y was Rochefoucauld who remarked that our virtues disappear when put in competition with our Inter- as rivera lose themselves in the This observation applied in a Self abnega- I ests, ocean. "Poot man! so you are @ victim of ¢ You eee, folks along ry route l#@ too poor now ter hand} of 3 “Yes, lady _out free grubi”" AFRAID RABY MIGHT GET IN THE ICE CHEST KEEPING COUL, Now rsday, OM S,DEAR, 2. OOSISI Bate on the eriey By James Forbes. Soo tion, “that rare virtue that good men preach and good women practise,” and which entered so largely Into Patsy's moral make-up, was wholly lacking in (hat of her younger sister, Nora had been unabis lv hear ali of the conversation that followed Patsy’ egress from the bedroom, but she had been able to catch enough from Mal- lory’s loud tones to understand what was happening. Very soon it had be- come clear to her that the entire op- probrium of the situation brought about by her own foolishness and the efforts of her sister to save her was being borne by Patsy, So long,as she herself had escaped nothing mattered much, Mallory's break with Patsy did not strike her as being serious. Patsy would easily be able to square herself with him by ex. blaining the facts, and they between them would find some means of hushing them up and of placating her mother, And, anyhow, It was Patsy's own fault. What did she want to follow her about for and mix up in things that did not concern her? The net result of this meddling, as she figured it, was that Patsy had stirred up a row between Crawford and Mallory that had caused them to end thelr partnership, got her- self Into trouble with Mallory and her nother, offended Crawford ao deeply that it was doubtful whether her own former pleasant relations with him, which might have ended in a brilliant marriage, could be resumed and, after had not succeeded in getting the note. Excuses. faot ) Patsy t is in the street tions outlined above came a vile a eab, which Patsy fetched self. while nalned Jn the hall- way at her Bister's request gu that ete snould not walk on the street in her was bearing them to “The Journey was made in silence, gave for Nora's query and Patsy's answer to it. When the cab neared the street In which they lived Patsy, saying toat she would come later, alighted and let Nora drive on “Toll ‘em you Was took sick before the show La hee Wi come home," was rting injunction. ner Be (To Be Continued.) The reflec. ward By J. K. Bryans! > late financtal panic?” july 16, i putinansegennecanatichienypeieaiine ail. kata Hocoeebocanocesooenes OCU OOUOO00OD0UL00 000000001) : Lilian Bell —Writes on— Hot-Weather Philosophy 4 3 e ° Py © had e @) @ é © veoation| The popular girl at @ summer resort time ap- |Senerally means the girl who gets all the men, who can cut another girl out proaches all’ without halt trying. the girl who ts of you who can|pretty tn the most conspicuous way, afford {tare doubt-| Whose clothes attract more attention leas preparing to | than other girls, and who walks off leave cool bed- (ae everything oligible, from the best tresses, houses and king of food you ike in order to sleep on sagging hotel beds, to eat thinga you never | eat at home, In la big dining room where Miles and peo- jple swarm and to disport yourselyes | tor hours on the front porch where you | will be gossiped about by other iilers |who have been as foollsh as you, | Perhaps you will gosstp, too, but !f you do remember this, On the hotel porch you will be analyzed as a walk- Ing advertisement of your home life. The habits you Ay fay will be discussed as Indicative of the way you live at home, and after you have been curl- j ously and critically observed for a few weeks you won't have a secret left. The neighbors will know much more about you than you know yourself, Sop if you aro going ,to be talked The Rest Knock. }horse, the most secluded hammock and the smartest boat to the best looking poor man or the richest and fattest old one, ‘Then the rest of you get together tp | knock this selfish girl Do you call it * j Popularity to be vivisected, as this girl Ike when the rest of you get through with her? | 1 don't. call it belng hated, and hatred 1s awfully heating in thot weather. y I'va heard a great deal about: ‘hot love,’ but to my mind the most heat- Ing thing In the workt ts to hate or to be hated. There ure not only cooling things to do tn hot weather, but there are cool- ing thoughts to think. | You can bo the coolest thing on the hotel porch on the hottest day—if you jonly know how, On your vacation, then, try neither |to hate nor do anything for which you might be hated by others, Then you will at least keep cool. Don't you remember {n chilhood days, when you have gone Into paroxysm of rage or anger or hatred, that some dear old lady, made wise by years of experience, has sak to you: “There, there, dear! It isn’t worth while to get 60 het up over anything!" The Popular Girl. about anyway, why not be talked pleaa~ antly? Did It ever occur to you to try to be popular? By popularity possibly I don't mean | what you mean. Ways for Girls To Earn a Living By Rheta Childe Dorr Mrs, RHETA CHILDE DORR here replies to questions about girie’ work from Evening Worid readers, and gives advice and Information concerning different employments, ———— es j S and otherwise assist her employer tm As Ticket Seller. the complicated responsibilities of Doar dire Dorr: Wealth, ULD a woman thirty-seven years) ae get a position as ticket seller] 7° fll’ such @ position one would have to have considerable social knowl- | on the "L’’ railroad? Is such @ fe , ition hard to get, and what salaries edge. Usually the soctal secretary is @ i aia? M. M. nan who has been wealthy herself, are pa or at least has been in society, The work \s far more responsible than other | Stenographic work, and as the positions I don’t think your age would bar you from selling tickets on the elevated. A widows are employed, I be- number of are limited they ar Meve. Mako your application at the)... 4° lene Suit eninge main office, Salaries depend of th®) crease one's chances, If other qualif. statl ion, whether @ busy or a qulet ONG,/ cations wero presentethat ln, « and on length of service. Some of the education, ability to keep secrets ‘and of/to take an intelligent, Interest at telegrapliers and, in the jagents are also work—a course @t @ good business course, recelye additional salaries, j lege would be just the thing. I aon your jast question worth ot Telegraphy. $. Don't be a snob, : | Dee ery pice, in) New) ark Summer Hotel Work, whore they teach girls tolegraphy? =| Dear Mrs. Dorri pe §. M, A., Staten Island. | My sister, who ts an experlenced hands Cooper Unton has classes tn telegraphy sewer, and I, who aim a steyograpbeg for women. Apply now in order to en-|out of employment, desire to go to @ ter the classes In tho fall. |summer hotel for the season, My elge ter wishes a position in the IInen room |Private Secretary. or check room, and I would ilke office nore Work, but would do other work, Neither Where can we find the positions we want? EBEKER aes only ecnploment bureau I ny Uo. recomme! an Dear Mrs. What does a girl have to learn {n or! of us could do very hard labor. h der to be a private secretary? Wt would be the better position, secretar: to a business man or to a society wo: an? Do Senators and Representatives ; the Alliance Bu- ss by ve private eau, No. 42 Lexington avenue. It is in Washington or Albany have private oe tad ‘by “philanthropy, and’ ig sccretaries? Is tho work hard and are/ thoroughly reliable. the positions hard to get? Do colleges) 4 f= such as Barnard and Wellesley train A Schoolgirl’s Plea, | girls for this work, or ts @ business! 1.4. str—, Dorr: achool necessary? Is a private secre-| | teen and have gone as for tary considered superior to other d grax putlic school. earners? G, i educated enough to become A private secretary !s simply pher or @ telephone opera good stenographer who A. G., Broo at surely be mistaken in your i school. A girl of sixte a Congr is poss ble, women of great cient in inte vate secrotaric answer letters oth vate ones, ake epione compan mar school gtad Nt PRAT Se PURSLE CCORDING to Mother Goose, Ja at s wife together could cata A: barrel of fat pork In sixty days, ¥ 8 would take hirty weeks to perform t al We at together they con e a barret of le: eks, although she alone could { dispose in forty weeks, Now figure cut how long !! woult take bot omnang fat and half ler gether to eat @ barrel of mixed pork, ha! 4 9 4