The evening world. Newspaper, July 16, 1908, Page 14

tht Publistied Dally | poetry runirzen, Pee. co Bat & OOT. MOTHERS-IN-LAW RARELY SH insani- hopelessness, h e ir children. A mother who commits sui- OLYMPIC q ds of cases == killed their i their hus- nds. Fathers and sons-in- Asion.lly shoot each e € Q Oo But mothers-in-law al- calls attention humor. litle place either m for the many to the miscone Indeed 0} §n fiction or successful from mat receives an undue Mrs. He son-in-law, 7 father-in daughter, Dr. S County G that the shotgun ally. The jury aeq A After that h house. He w and told him to go : the glass panel of If the shot would hay opportunities, It would seem from the faci pwse and that her obj ter, his wife. Mothers-in By Roy L. McCardeil, ver coming,” said dow irs, Ji in this Te so fond of her,” sa Mrs. Ja@ as she sing a chance to show off that s there was a ting at the door an many di of ah custom, the m both of ti The shoo Aen J w Mrs. Stryver couldn "Do take off ." sho added, RST cher children | GAMES (to = 3% oe oO ooo N 4 Mrs. Jarr nd kissed the Viator. "So goo wator that's ; off ina s. Hi i xitts allowed their im Sf ver i Jorn 1 so licht and bright and the marbio hallways i ! Stryver, taking in the somewhat modes: houssiold { nah NEY, PUBLICITY IN CAMPAIGN CONTRIBUTIONS REDUCING The LETTER oF ACCEPTANCE ve’ “Do We Ever Do Anything for People We Like?” Asks and a Casual Visitor Promptly Supplies a £ course rewaist! 7 d Mr, Jary, dof you “TH bet Stry having no and the so- we ilke?” | Mr. Jarr shook his head, as ff to tmply the ways of women were past un- derstanding. Letters from the People. Sngmests Neme for Py To the PAlr : In an prison that and enumerate] a | be that have beea Jake cal which {s in the site, was kno phontow \ ie one which any of ‘hose ced “Pell Mell.” + _ Listen to the Birds 2 w r legisiators to frame a dill! Mra. Duck—Oh, doctor, doctor, me che-lid has the chicken-pox! HPS. Dr, Shanghal—!mpossible, madam! Absolutely Impossible with a beak Ilke that. ( SONNE 5 88 UB i JO Rane or penance NRT . New AS Ca flnninnn fata Mrs. Jarr; an Answe UM odet toe hink. ‘yver and va § ja and the us about the Asbt “I suppose I wor said Mrs, Stryver, affably. 1 {s as hard up in his way as we are {n ours,"' sald Mr. Jarr. “T've heard business ls very y ) ‘Well, I'm glad of it perity,” sald Mr, Jarr, mueingly. i "* eatd Mr. Jarr. w By Bob Addams . “Do we ever do anything for people x to the Question © Mrs. § 1 Jus: dropped in to cal! a J let it to people I can a " nald Mrs.) sce you again just as much used to has so turned that " gaid Mrs. Jarr, vindictively, "I'd take ve her at my box at the opera and give Daily Magazine, Thursday, July 16, 19087 Political Puffs, By V aurice Katten DDD DGG) SODOTDOCOGOGOOHOSOGIOODOGOOOOOOOODOOHOSAG: 20 Husbands -:- All of Them More or Less Undesirable. By Nixola Greeley-Smith. No, 13—The Husband That Never Comes Home, F IND the motive and you have the murderer, ts one of the unwritten axioms for the detection of criminals, ‘There {s, we are told, & motive for everything. But 1 defy any one to discove: a motive for the Husband That Never Comes Home, Why did he marry? Why deliverately assume ali the obligations of matrimony with none of the compensations that loving companionship affords? Certainly, he didn't marry for a cook, because he does not come home often enough for the quality of his meals to matter, He didn't marry for love, because he does not spend time enough with bls wife to find out whether ehe loves him or not. “Tam not going to quarrel w@th you," he says, mage nificently, when, on the rare occasions of his home coming, she ventures to reproac: m for nis neglect. "It takes two to make a quarrel and you can count me out!" Then he glances significantly @t dh he has just laid down and his wife has the chotce between allence foicing at ‘hts presence and appearing in the role of a modern Xantippe driving her philosophic husband from the fir No use to tell him that tt takes two to make a home as we'l as to make @ rel. He will be half way down the block before the reproach can be AOLe Faas Se this domestte bird of passage will condescend to Isnt only upon pleasant , and even upon these he will not Inger long. the mere of tha sness man ve he goes in his Ouse. n and a defictt at the fire e creat w leaves an empty pedestal and desirabie husbends he fs pe tee | Reflections of a Bachelor Giri, fteen hundred dollars} By Helen Row!and., ove; an cunce of summer Vaca nd of divorce dt may into a fooilsh flrtat t ‘s ca! doWn- right repe A LITTLE “absent treatment” now and then ts the best To fascinate an inte: be silly; to attract a good man pretend to a fool! pretend to be clever; and to charm the dey end to be a saint that a girl tle and as r, but a map when he can RLEN ROWLAND compress his whole pass: Faint praise ne'er won ooo Shreds and Patches. the Finnish Pardament ‘omen have been elected t allan express service makes een days. % per cent. of all cases of neuralgic headache are attributed by Dry American ocullst, to defects of the eyes. —o4-4¢—______—— | The “Fudge”’ Idiotorial, ee = ANYTHING THAT MAKES YOU SIT UP AND TAKE NO- We Drool TICE IS ART, About Art. J The more it makes you SIT UP the more ART It Is, (Copyrot, 1908, by the Planet Pub. Co.) ATIDY ona sofa MAY be ART; a BENT PIN In a chair IS ART, ANYTHING THAT IS NOT NATURE Is ART, The more UNLIKE nature ft Is the more It is ART, A drawing of a tiree-legged man !s REAL ART, The ELECTRIC FAN Is a GREAT ARTIST because It can make the wind blow In ALL directions at once. ANYTHING THAT PLEASES YOU IS ART, A monkey onastick Is ART, So 1s AN INVITATION to dinner, The ARTIST draws what Is IN HIM. Sometimes you may think he has first drawn TOO MANY CORKS; but you can’t tell what {ts In an artist until you look at his pictures; sometimes It takes an EXPERT to tell evon then, A mans aGREAT artist when he can DRAW A CROWD. He Is a greater artist if he can draw THREE FIGURES ona check. The Gibson Girl is HIGH ART because she Is ten feet tall, Mich. e' Angelo and Raphas! could not, If they wero allve to-day, draw the posters we see, It wasn't IN THEM, Fyubens MIGHT have drawn theatre posters or Brewery signs PAIKLY WELL. But MODERN ARTISTS havo the old masters beaten to @ ne trip from Genoa to Buenos g tandstill, , A mannan ansehen Smee een ' | ™