The evening world. Newspaper, July 11, 1908, Page 8

BEE: ' 4 ; 4 1 } Se EEE , ) anne } Published Dally Except Sunday by the Press Publishing Company, Nos, 68 to 68 vark Row, New York Je ANGUR AAW, Bee, Treas. 201 Went 112th Streek, ( JOREPH PULITZER, Pre " Entered at the Post-Ofice at New York as Second-Cinss Mail Matter. Fvening Continent and ah ma and the @ubseription Rates Rierratt mn, World for the T and Canada. . One Year, $9.75 tH Mont * One Month sete i) VOLUMe 49 ‘ » NO, 17,126, | LITTLE THIEVES AND BIG THIEVES. “ At 3 A.M, Thursday a burglar climbed in through a window of | * Mr. Lclmont’s hotel. He was caught in the act. At 4 A, M. he was © taken to the Tenderloin station house, At 8 A. M. he was taken to; * Police Headquarters, measured and photographed for the Rogues’ Gal- -lery, At 9 A. M. he was arraigned in police court, At 10 A, M. the * Grand Jury heard the testimony. At 1 P.M. the Grand Jury brought “in indictments. At 1.15 P. M. the burglar was placed on trial, sentenced * at 1.30 P, M., and at 2 P, M. started for Sing Sing to serve a ten year , term. veae Excellent, Guvu, quick work on the part of the man whom he: tried to rob, the police, the police magistrate, the Grand Jury, the trial | judge, the Sheriff and all the officials of the law concerned, This shows what they can do, ' Why do they not do tt more often? F Why is it done only in the case of a burglar or some other low * grade criminal with no money, no astute lawyers, no friends, no pull? ‘ Longer ago than Nathan Levine's term in Sing Sing Thomas F, «Ryan jimmied the Metropolitan, Years ago\Edward H. Harriman climbed into the Chicago and Alton | ‘and took away everything he could lay his hands on. More than five years ago Anthony N. Brady distributed the Wall | “Street Railroad plunder and last year turned State’s evidence against the| + men who got it. t Also for years the Trinity Corporation has been owning and de- riving revenue from some of the vilest tenements in New York which) iflagrantly violate the tenement law. | McCurdy, Hyde and Perkins took policy holders’ money, and the “ways they took it have been public knowledge now for three years in the printed Armstrong testimony. HY ES) Bal - 4 Yet not one of these men has even been taken to Police Head- quarters and had his portrait added to the collection of notable citizens there, A new prison is to be built on the west bank of the Hudson oppo- site Iona Island. Who will fill it? Big thieves or little thieves? ae yp 75 ACRES OF FLOOR, If the new Equitable Building is completed according to the plans on file it will have 75 acres of floor space, which is as large as a good Size farm. Put to agricultural purposes it would make runs for 15,000 chickens or would raise, if well fertilized, 7,500 bushels of corn or wheat, enough to furnish bread for a year to everybody in a tenement block To fill it as an office building will require as many tenants as the whole population of a small city. To-morrow’s World te about this wonderful building, and, what will be of more value to most people, describes a course of life in a bathtub as a cure for « 41 troubles how a woman by simple exercise can reduce her weight and cause a double chin to vanish These only a few of the things besides the politics, spor news, fore rrespond lar mus Funr to-morr orld ind which you ca f you will take the trouble tc i r t Coffins of Paper Now. ars, stomers are p le, or The Evening World Daiiy Magazine, Saturday, July 117 The New Bathing Girl. Ey Maurice Ketten That ‘Dream Hotel’ and Dopey McKnight’s New Job Somehow Combine to Set the Chorus Girl Talking By Roy L. McCardell, sb IFB {fs sure full of fosh!" said the Chorus Girl. ‘Do L you get that Chorus Girl Hotel thing? Say, don't you know that theee days, if you name @ thing w it ta, it always goes for Bweeny? “The Martha Washington wee supposed to be a home for maiden ledies, That was enough! And you put up a plunge in this town and call it ‘The Chorus Girls’ Hotel,’ r give it out to the neighbors that’s its real name, althougn .U's called something else on the signs and stationery, and you'll never get @ skirt from the Mercy to swish througn \ corridor, t “Where does they want to go? They wants to go where Bi|you want to go—places put apart for the swell push. You ake a dump that !s all solid gold, embroidered with dia- monds, and supposed to be exciusively for the Irritated Set, and who will you find there? Stage persons. “Then the mooks prance through and stretch the swan and whisper, ‘Them's society dames! Don't they look swell?’ They look swell, but they ain't society dames; they book too good and they're dressed too fine. They're all working girls from the glaring footlights. Take it from me, kid, society belles don’t ring true. They don’t look good to me. ‘They ain't lookers and they sure dreas dowdy. “There's plenty of chorus girl hotels now up In the ‘Fortles {n which they |nave the advantage of the fluifies of the stage. for when the flufles get in the forties they ali marry, die or become wardrobe-women. “This Chorus Girls’ Hotel is a press agent pipe. When you read a story that makes you stop, look and listen, that all the papers fall for and fall for hard, hook for the name of the show. It will be only printed four or five times, and you may mise tt if you ain't careful; so don’t read them things with your eyes Ishut. “Not, as I sald, that tt wouldn't be nice. But the ladies of the stage ain't looking for anything in the Mills Hote!-for-females line, ‘They ain't strong for the cheap but natty thing, “Not that It wouldn't be nice, as T sald a few times before. It would be nice if it wae nice; If It was etter than the Waldorf-Astoria and tner than the Plaza, and a girl could go as far as she liked and some kind heart paid the bill “Mamma de Branscombe was just saying to-day that she was tired of house. keeping—wondering what we'd have for dinner and who'd take us out and pay for it, She sald if the best suites was devoted to stage mothers who had brung | thelr daughters up ‘nnocent of the world, although they had played in Pittsburg, that would be some encouragement, Mamma de Branscombe sald that !t would be fine In many ways, if all the walls was made sound proof, and instead of a Toom clerk on each floor there would be a buffet; because when refreshments \s served on the eleventh floor from a bar in the basement they ts liable to be either flat or too diluted with lee when handed !n. We have been thinking of moving many times at the request of the landlord, anyways and we would too, only the landlord don’t want to eee us go away with a balance due, “Sul, §t would be nice, kid, I mean a real swell plunge of cour cold electricity, a maid for every lady guest exclusivel a closet for hair puffs, an automatic telephone that you're not at home to dead ones, but what won't miss fire when them that's all alive ring up, a padded get away, and blank contracts, furnished by the free notary on the premises, when @ manager drops. In to say he's got the very part tor you and advance salaries can be drawn. “Buch edifices ig only erected in dreams, kid, but It's awful sweet to dream, Think of us living in @ flat where people who are In trade and pay promptly, |and {8 pampered tn consequence, has the floor below us and rap on the radiator when Dopey starts any long distance plano playing and we all joins in to sing My Manila Belle.’ «Speaking of Dopey McKnight's long distance plano playing, at which he won ten gold medals, all of Intrinsic value at MoAleenan’s, did you ever know how he won out on Plano, Charlie and the Musical Swede, and other tronoound plano flends, at the great plano playing contest at Miner's Eighth avenue? No? | Well, Dopey had a bar rafl put on hie plano, and he leaned on the keyboard and played with one hand, He could have stayed three weeks, especially as beer and free lunch was served to him by his seconds and handlers from over the plano, and they all wore white bar coats, The others wasn't In the money, “Dopey seen one of his wives the other day and had a long talk with her He thinks {t's the one that he had the split up with because he took two dollara from her pay envelope when she was In the living pictures at Proctor's, When he took it he told her from that on he intended to live his own life in i way, and he done It. “He says she cried and wanted him to come back, because a woman's love is more constant than a man's, and a dutiful wife always wants a husband she can pet and deat, But Dopoy Mex night {a not beholden to any of hls wives. He's got a job now “What Is It? Why, he's bouncer In a frult store, morning and throws out the bad bananas, “Wouldn't that jar your mother’s preserves?” bot and @ bath and hat room, bie own He goes around every Reddy the Rooter. HERE'S #5. REDDY, GO AND ENJOY YOURSELF FORA LEEW pays] | GEE,IM OVER- | CAME WiID GRATITUDE! KILL THE HORSE-HIDE| OL’ KID- Come Now | TEAR DE Cov ae ut ut By George Hopf. NOW,OL' MAN, STING IT, DAT OFF-SIDE FLINGER, | COME, REDDY, COME THE IDEA OF SLEEP- “ING _THIS TIME, on @ se (i) \W7 ae sCopyright 1908 by G, W. Dillingham & Co.)| By George V, Hobart | (“Hugh McHugh.”) | hoe BUNCH-I was reading 9 book on the train the other day | which attempted to put me wise ito the reincarnation gag. It's a far shout from buttermilk to reincarnation, Bunch, but maybe you need something Nike that last thing, after so much buttermilk, Reincarnation is a long, loose sooking word, and to a perfect stranger It, might sound suspicious, but its bark Is | worse than Its bite. | The {dea of a man being somebody | jelse in a previous existence, then switching to another personality in the present, {8 interesting to think about, to say the least. | | I've cooked up three or four studies) |along these lines which may Interest you, Bunch Go to It, my boy! | First Study. | ‘The ghost of Jullus Caesar looked |threateningly at Brutus, the Stabbist Brutus sneered. | "You," he said, “to the mines!” | Not one of Caesar's muscles quiv- ered. Brutus used a short, sharp la "You," he sald, “on your wa: Caesar never batted an eyelash. Brutus pointed to the rear, “Go away back," he sald, “and use | your laziness!" Caesar pulled his toga up over his cold shoulder, Brutus laughed again, and It was the saucy, triumphant laugh of the man who dodges in front of a woman and | | | Brutus Sneered. “The next time we meet vou will not do me as you did at the dase of Pom- 19087. MOMMA AAHNIOCANOOIATCOHEOTEOOCOOHOCODOOOON “+ John Henry - Tells the Bunch About Reincarnation “Yes, we will meet again,” em@ Caesar, “Where?” asked Brutus, “In the far, far future," sald the Ghost of Caesar shriekingly, “you will be born into the world again by that (me, and in your new personality you Will be one of the Common People, and you will burn gas.” “And you?" inquired Brutus, “I will be the spirit which puts the ginge' In the gae meter, and may Heaven have mercy on your pockets book,” shrieked the ghost of Caesar, Brutus took a fit and used !t for many minutes, but the ghost kept on shrieke ing in the Latin tongue, Second Study, Napoleon stood weeping and walling and gnashing his eyebrows on the bate tle-fleld of Waterloo, He was waiting for the moving-pio- ture man to get his photograph. This ls My Victory. The victorious Wellington made bie Appearance, laughing loudly in hie sleeve. “Back, Nap! Back to the Bou.evard des Dago!’ commanded Wellington. Napoleon put his chin on nis wish: bone and spoke no word. “You,” said Wellington, “you to the |Champs Elisa! This is my victory, and you must leave the battlefleld—it ts tume to close up for the night.’ “We will meet in, milord,” an- swered Napoleon. “Avec beau temps isi bong swat!" “What does that mean?” asked Wel- ington. “It means that the next time we meet 1 will do the swatting,’ answered | Napoleon, bitterly. | “And when will that be?" ‘nquired Wellington, laughing loudly. “In the far, far future,” replied the | Little Corporal. "You will then be one of the Common Feople.” an “And wuat will you be? Well asked pey's statue,” sald the ghost of sar, “You will lve in Brookly speaking for the first time since we! poleon went on, like a may y, dream; “and J will be the spir beeen tie Os progress, wiilch will meet you at the e will not meet again, because I mm Bridge at eventide and kick your appetite Bon soir mee refuse to associate with you,” sald the slats until Brutus, is for publication. nfan u itwbuber | Caesar smiled, but {t was without enfants du Title Corporal called a cab mirth and as cold as the notice of sus- and left Wellington alone on (ne battles pension on the door of a bank. JH. field. Cos Cob Nature Notes. HE joy with which the new watering cart was welcomed has been tem. pered. Just as we were all feeling grateful to Temporary Selectman J. Albert Lockwood for laying the dust a little boy with @ book came @rgund trying to raise some. lie wanted a dollar a month from eacn householder to pay the sprinkler man. Now, each nousanolder pays | the Greenwich Water Company three times as much for water as the | big city of New York charges, all because Willlam Rockefeller saw It first. So many of them refused to cough. Since then the water cart seems to !go dry when {t geta In front of a yard that didn't produce a dollar. Some of the folks are upset because the water cart plugs Hself up wherever it falls to get a Up. Signs are growing to show that Horse Neck, whicn ts the real name of tne ttle place nearby which calls itself Groenwich, 1s not to be allowed to be the | Whole Hog. The Bazaar Bulletin just is#ued by the Sound Beach Golf Cuo cahe | pertinent attention to the fact that Brains are prominent everywhere ¢ town, while Horse Neck has nothing but Boodie and some chauffeurs with very bad manners, In addition to this symptom of revolt, which finds echo in Cos Coo, Mianus, Round Hill, Stanwich, Bankeville, East Portchester, Glenville, Rippo- wam, Riverside, Belle Haven and Dumpling Pond, people are beginning to call Permanent Selectman William J. Smith “Bill.” Two strange craft put In appearance at Duff & Palmers shipyard the otner day and mado the natives think that perhapa Capt. Hobsan was right and war ie coming with Japan as soon as both conventions are over, Long, low, rakiag craft, sharp at both ends, painted war color and lying almost in sight of Sagw mere Hill, they looked pretty fierce until their purpose was revealed. One of the neighbors has Invented # patent dump scow. And the two torpedo-boats keep it affoat, It Is expected to revolutionize dump scows, which in their way are much more Important than torpedo-boats. Gos Cob has no preacher, no po n, no lock-tip, no church, no lawyer and only one saloon. Once in a while @ stray doctor hangs out bis shingle, out seldom sticks. Moat of us are too well to get sick A. A, Anderson, the painter, has planted a fine forest of young cataipa trees on the Cos Cob side of his farm. Thay look slim and pretty with their bonnets of blossoms on and in @ short time may grow up to become cross ties on Presi- dent Mellen's raiiroad, whioh je nearby. President Mellen is now offering 60 coma aplece for A No, 1 tles and 2 cents for No, 3's, The little Siwanoys are camping in Ernest Thompson-Seton's woods, where they trundle tiny warwhoops and defy the mosquitoes, At night the fox-fire siows spookily along the dark pathways leading to the camp, where the tepees ctrele about a great blase and the email boys in paint and feather look as wiki as eng Siwanoy of old ever did. Cog Cob used to raise Indians before * was discovered by Police Inspector Alexander 6. Williains, out the real ones have been dead fer some time. Garry Haulenbeek, who farms it on top of Strawberry Hill, an adjacent ems nence, 1s gotting rich quick. He sold eighty-five dozen eggs last monte, ——_—_—_—_+4-____. Temperance in Eating. By Horace Fletcher, OTHERS, wives and housekeepers are interested in fletcherismg tn mere ways than are others, Housekeeping 1s enormously simpufed an@ tuch expense is saved, Husbands who fietcherize faithfully lose taate for alcoholic drinks untti finally there is body-intoleration of excessive alcohol, Horace Fletcher in Harper's Basar, The practice brings health, patience and general arniability, if not in perfection, at leas tn agree ably modified form, Even when husbands @re intemperate in their aversion te anything alcoholic, greater amiability is aure to De the result of temperate eating, There is little fear of under-nourleshment as a result of attention to fletoher izing, There \a, however, danger of overdoing the reform itself, Prof. Irving Fisher guarded against this abuse of a good thing in formuteting the rules which governed his famous experiment at New Haven. pe ey Secret of ‘“‘Nervous Balance.” By Rev. Samuel McComb. HE secret of mental health and nervous balance ie to be found tm obedience to a few rules, Here they are: 1. Cultivate sound, nealth- creating emotions—love, joy, peace, faith and hope, 2 Allow yourseit suffictent time in which to do your work. 8. Hold tn reserve a surpive - store of nervous energy by keeping within the Itmits of your organt+ zation, ays Rev. Samuel MfeComb In Harper's Basar. 4 Do one thing at time 3. Prepare yourself in good season for sleep, 6, Trust in the infinite goodness of = —