The evening world. Newspaper, March 12, 1908, Page 17

The Evening World Daily Magazine, Thursday, March 1 HE NEW PLQRG | an Adjus itietl Ty Greate Wild West Drama Roped at Last ' a ‘An Adjustment of Nature Pex: By O. Henry, Greatest of Short Story Writers “The chief thing at Cypher's (Eighth Avenue restauran') was Milly, Milly was a waitress. She b-longed largely to waiting, as Minerva did | ea oeeod to the ari of scrapping, or Venus .0 the science of serious flirtation, Pedestalled and in bronze she might have stood with the noblest of her Le- ae tented roic sisters as ‘liver and Bacon Enlivening the by Musical Comedy, ead So pace seecsnoet = arlelge ta W ent MOnLere Ser Tat pout oUe ‘ Tae Ue she! Worla.’ se + ¥% Our Goddess of Grub was Henty.) puntatn dea of Kre {the b ams that je] Monerva. - a 5 3 T was bound to happen. We might have known It years ago when we saw | (Copyright, 191, by McClure, Phillips itt * NOt the beginning of the story. | 11 und pald for. ta y Venus to Dutt on lines so majestic that they could be fol- I pale-faced Indian maidens go on the song-path and crouch in the spot-, Lee esiCoss ; he HaET aSeeTTEIE cel gtaer ote | Nanoleel A tea WO aa nee or soiows dtaitin Poles Jowed only with awe. %e %* She could have light with one eye on the gentlemanly orchestra leader, We might have dit SEPM CoM Ainge rane eens BISH(N CAVENUEL CO aE CGO AE GEET atavaates Learns iaken us three musketeers in her two hands and — Known it when we heard $18 a week braves raise the Twenty-eighth street saw a painting that had When We had money Cypher got tt “ort | ui e windows of his so! “Liver n 4 ” q war cry and shoot off a lot of nc But we didn't know a thing There we on $5.0" painter was a , We had no | om owe left nim unpald wit ha ay <= dropped us out of the window, i sat, thinking only of t novelty and mn at of he con nees And rub out of t t named Kraft f food iS eX bye 1 ack and 3 1 to see ugh that reckin n shaking nd his fil W Harlem—innocent, 1 t pay. We} s pless Har- Now and lem !—ni stand the consequences Hh i f frving fat Just as you! yapors of acre mand, We were at our supper of beef stew Well may you ask what e Une pa ba i s ares , expect the Palisades to r yugh lcrash of crocker: clatt st and dried apples when he trotted in as WHT ANTE 1) 2 dedite Lage ing Hudson ere |the screar « t onde} nthe heels of a dog team and made He sat at aj Milly M¢ ATusICCIECO Ey corns a ae hese Ne Aaee the steam « the | cries of the h ng and all the hor-/|One of the mess at our table. With the | wha is tneans! It may mean, Phere was a s files A grand example of K Tia Gaal ing man, surrounded | freedom of the camps he assaulted our hat Buffalo Bill w by awa rzzing winged Deasts | ears and claimed the fellowship of men d to Ko in for vor ture and lead a mounted ch singing If he ing us a tr Pharach, Milly steered Jost in the wilds of a hash house. We “The Million-Dollar Kid 2 ow = ge BY RW Taylor merits ro Oi reac 2 Go howling savages. ated : Our Goddess of Grub waa butit on| He was rugged and bearded and wind- weve hi ay could be{tied, He had just come off the “trail,” Harlem, WE Witt OINE IN —— EVERYTHING HERE (5 7 lines so majestic that they oould be | ited. ® , J fort th awe. er sleeves {He sald, at one of the No: zs t va will find “The Flower -of the THIS BOHEMIAN ON! IST $0 do 1! 1m VERY |followed only with awe. Her ms a f the North River fer 1 DEMOCRATIC — WE PLACE , CARRIE HATE WEALTH AND , : LOVE ANYTHING IT SEEMS So / ie ENA. OSVENTATION ! LITERARY! Y, POETIC. AND c Ni ( YY, WTERARY IN/ ¥ F, Were ! b jows, |Fies. I fai |were always rolled above her elt i neied I could see the snow She could have taken ua three mus-|4USt of Chileoot yet powdering his reeee via hae ) hands and dropped | Shoulders. And then he strewed the lus out of the window. She had seen | “ble with the nuggets, stuffed ptarml- put she was! 84ns, bead work and seal pelts of the of such superh Evehood and simplicity |Teturned Klondiker and began to prate that she mothered us from the begin- {to Us of his milllons. ning. Cypher's store of eatables she | Bauk drafts for two millions," was poured out upon us with no: indif- | 4s summing up, “and a thousand a day piling up from my claims, And now I FOND OF SimPLICciTY AND EVERY THING at's more you will find Western ‘and w serv caught composer a tower years than any of us ft was done and mi Mece Mr. et rice and quantity, as from find es car erte chee Want some beef stew and canned vs 7 wit a cornucopia that knew no exnawarnion FR Re g i f ae Her volco rang ike a great allver bell; | Peaches. I never got off the train eince a y-toothed and fre-|1 mushed out of Seattle, and I'm hun- jer smile was ma gry. The stuff che niggers feed you oa king in a gulch, And " quent; she seomed like a yellow sunrise |700) | Site ‘ on mountain tops. I never saw her but} Pullmans don't count. You gentlemen & gh she z mt, {Order what you want.” aoe = i 2 1 flet I thought of the Yosemite. And yet, Mabel Barrison as Little Flower. wv "i tells ethhieThun somehow. neat neve CS © The Man from the West, day Js her birthda {he ts at a loss to know ther to give kK ora Joxisting outside of Cypher’s And then Milly loomed vith rf k tr 1 o . ure had placed her, and she had taken] 4 hen Milly loomed up with @ Kiss, sie is old enough to remark, “I ca « Relas 1 we = SSS a a is might! She seemed | thousand dishes on her bare arm— of the Rancho” dolls, but “The Flower of th wants she doesn't | yo and tock her few poor dollars on|20med up big and white and pink and enuibbeka ; 4 : | sey 5 ae Enid aNiriaah 6 awrul as Mount Saint Elfaa—with a eae 3 Cee renale s : DELIGHTED, MR,MONIe! jeatuaeae amile Ilke day b ure ¢ HERE'S To THE HELLO, CARRIE! bl Rais SIMPLE Lire? AHA! THE CAN { SIT DOWN You ARE SUCH Good seated aoneilan Te the diker threw down his pelts To ART! Down MILLION DOLLAR | HERE? QuH ? Company! \ean OG) GSES Cal Te 10 or WITH R. PERSON! = A Queer Peril. fall way, and stared at her. You (TH NULGA ON! How Jotend the tear | Jud almost seo the diamond tlaras on WEALTH! Volga ! ft who first voiced the Mi brow and the hand-embroidered 18 must have he »pos, of cour n questions of art at whigh we mering. One of us compa harmony existing between a Hi dn and 1 Ice cream to the exquisite sym- congruity between Milly and Cy- silk Paris gowns on her. tf At last the bollworm had attracted the cotton—the polson ivy was reaching out 3 tendrils to entwine the summer the millionaire lumberman, nly disguised as the Alaskan miner, fate hanging over | ¥88 about to engulf our Milly and upset ‘and if it overtakes | #4ture's adjustment Wersiend toned! Kraft was the first to act. He leaped ndiker's back. at Je meant to buy soarder ere ts a certa’ sald Kraft, r she is lost to Cy ways ce She will grow fat?" asked Judkins, |4p and pounded the hk out in the most fearsomely. Come out and drink he shouted, Jack Fa { "She will go to night school and be-|‘‘lerink first and eat afterward” Jud- Who would ha come refined?" I ventured anxiously Kins selzed one arm and I the other, It 4s this,” sald Kraft, punctuating |Gayly, roaring! SSS in a puddle of spilled coffee with a stiff | good-fellow styie forefinger. “Caesar had -hig Brutus ton has its bollwerm, the chorus irresistibly, in. j We dragged him from restaurant to a cafe, stuffing his the 8 with his embalmed birds and fASoN) ARE SO ‘ sit) has her Pittsburger, the summer tible nuggets. KIND, MR. MONK! boarder has his poison ivy, the hero| ‘here he rumble has his Carnegie medal, art has its | humcred protest. KEY! NIX ON THIS 30 CENT THING! A COLD QUARTS TuSH! SHE 1S YES, MR: KO i hb NO IDEALIST ! SIR" RIGHT, AWAY, SIRE LET ME READ YOu THIS Passage | Do You LIKE NICE DINNERS? a roughly good- “Tha AND A #50 Morgan, the rose has {ts""—— ny money," he declar e can DINNER, DARN “Speak,” I interrupted, much pero vat out of my skillet the of her QUICK! SEE? turbed. “You do not think that Milly Tire Wny 1 never seo sun. begin to lace ‘One day," concluded Kraft, solemn ly, “there will come to Gypher's for « plate of beans a millionaire lumberman irl, I'm going back th ) marry me. I guess she won't ) sling hash any more when she sees pre and ask nt the ‘wall’ walked ~ n: i Ed Hume as Skivers ward s ' NES, par arly when he was y f Singing them, and he was s pla 1 wait for a from Wisconsin, and he will marry telleroticueriivelgot bad sheriff to reform and t an hour after Harlem's resu- Milly.” u'll take another whiskey Jar bedtime CHARLES DARNTOD | “Never!” exclaimed Judkins and 1 in Kraft persuaded, with | "I thought vou up-cou BARA AAREAEAEAEAE AADEAAAEEEAEAAADE AADEAEE AEE EADS Lurror. i P 5 peceecercees “A lumberman,” repeated Kraft | !0Ws were better sports,’ hoarsely Kraft spent his puny store of coin at And @ milionatre lumbermani" 1] the nd then gave Judkins and me sighed despairingly. such an appealing look that we went From Wisconsin!” groaned Judkins. |4Wn to the lust dime we had in toast- We agreed that the awful fate seemed Shane Li sda a Bene q to menace her. Few things were i ) Whe junition was gone and ond improvable. Milly, like some vast virgin Peta pe eee D ian some nat sabe an elOH olan DOM cco ee road ene! |brt imered Mintomninkeartauchtaacolltes catch the lumberman’s eye. And weil barbed insult relating to people who we knew the habits of the Badgers | wore miserly with thelr funds, that the BRI VINES ons Oop NIADDIAGE ) es once fortune smiled upon them. Straight miner crashed down handful after New York they hie, and lay thelr] handful of all a : ’ : 2000000000000 000C 0000! 10O000000000000000000000000000090000000000000000000' eo, rt , silver and notes, calling for. No Serious intentions. ,|Eer Love Grew Cold, goods a: the feet of the girl who serves! ait the fulds In the world dren toe Tee nae A Boardi H e Vi f h Ti them beans in a beanery. Why, the | imputation, HAVE eu ae ne rer AWASHALI Oe eit ae sovr W t ht-W d H b d self connives, The Sunday] Thus the work was aocomplished. | paeol ele De : | eae Aes pai ED eye Bh ng ous le Oo e 1g a uspan vspaper's liner’s work {s cut for] With his own euns we drove him from : Tiare : ; : tleld. And then we had him carted | ; 8 re a wa T can tind (0000000000000000 (00000006: Joocd0G0000C 000! “Winsome Waltress Wins Wealthy | to @ distant «mall hotel and put to bed out why she c es ve me any m puts poor, patient and raise an awful howl about Henri- “Of course, there tsn’t a food factory | Wisconsin Woodsman.” with his nuggets and beby seal-eking putting anything to eat on the|in the city that has anything on us To the R stuffed around him. con they hand her, ft of life we hana: out, t o the Rescue! h all for the s\ bu Kraft Saves the Day. 1s 1 think By Joseph A. Flynn, | ts vou read that Henrietta in the shade you think calls for a ha-ha “Take all the can ive without her DW. ave offended the young Perhaps you supporting every uker like the physi torture girlie ¢ his letters. Do y think in some way It you have, ap hns that support beef- y For a while we felt that Milly was ae NS Cala: i steak parties, They cough up a couple neighborhood, ‘The y er ‘ond floor, who always puts salt In|on the verge of being lost to us “He will never find Cyphers again,” y : again, HO girl may of hard-ear nes, sit in a crowded inets, slam the ooh ang plow, we need @ change once 10] Tt was our love of the Unerring Ar-| Sat Kraft. ‘He will propose to the eveinana news t st iataenl » rest of the night and a pot 1 5 ‘i : oan \ ate ; room r twenty-five Instead of Well, he has a fierce appe- |, ajieceen cn t i -| first white apron see dairy Sienea Hon dia ane vee ney a ee tit Tremarked 1 get a piece of steak that aT a) ubyn ih Cam an ery morning and whe e See 1 a We aetna gly hon oven | restaurant Teese neal dally f you to believe laversnaiit aes t breakfast go to sleep on a soup spoon, hear) Unhappy Johns; and allithe time: poorl ii ois one he looks around) the table) 4 Cubiyaascu rsa |mean the Ni a wrong to lead you Hieve t to love you it Is best to forget eveaec eben COU KD. Ce PO Re AUB ADROD DART tvita getting red-eyed wonde Ing's gone he looks around the table/ tq tumberman, doubly accursed by Men fatural Adjustment — ts intentions were sor if turning your attention to r Meee F teat vhether they made a hole in the river, ( If he'd like to Ick the plates. But! weaith and provinciallsin. We shud-| mean them in that way. As the young other girl, waiting for a lady hts from Noah's Ark, and they think y : 4 every night he rambles home late and|qered to think of Milly, with her volee| Ad back to Cyphers went we these, ive an AE Ferman a ) ysite to relin- pe; but next morning let poor “You fellows look after No. vel va ; “its there Ike a dead one, never eating |modulated and her elbows covered, pour- and, finding oustomers scarce, we MaveNRerRerIOUL ons, L advise you Does He Love Her? \ ; the cream, Wifey make @ gentle crack about paying but when it comes ay to No. #00 nina Lee ee ON ium Ca need Be CIC CS RS to accept the attentons of some other Dear petty: | an account the buteher bill for the past month and always fall back tm the forget class. “Poor fellow,” I remarked sympathet-| murderer. No! In Cypher's she be- ith Milly In the centre. aan AMUN WentseonenancMantlacene tic Nboueealltmmanimin (illesego upin i alr for fair and ask rake that fellow over there catlng |catly, “Ty he troubled with indiges-|longed—in the bacon anoke, the cab-| sith, I bey Aepyened three years ago, x i 5 ' er if she wants them to go out some two biscuits and with his right hand on 4/4, i , | And about that time a little tack de- ‘aof) love with nk man four years 3 xi Newark admitting 7 ANA | tion bage perfume, the grani, Wagnerian | A Lonely Girl. my sentor, who Is very beatfole I Fe onthe witness ‘TK might and tap the Milltonatre Kid three more, He's a 1 demonstra | -tnaigestion, pickles!” she replied eseutiat Mirlaalticoustona toning and cended upon us three, and we were a oy AINE oily Capen Mb PHLaRHIICIAAA then itn (eR ds oe hin Gam nO Coie Co lathceat tice Cad (to qin cb at everni callai lui Dili eeirbercaciont aie thie gentle-|lcatiineienetere enabled to buy costlier and leas whol u ene i ae Gerry. 4 t than Cyphers, Our pat! vt he says ves_me) land) children) o: : violet-eved Henrietta in the next seat /iman in question as | ed itiaviel ophetic, #0me food than Cyp paths desire very much to Join a club wi ell me he says he loves mo |and children on a diet of snowballs. | ““tjeres the funny part. They ramble An in question as he asked Lizzie Quejitearal must hayesbeansnrophetleiires ic. vedi awa iriccicre twas beac killing the oatmeal Is his wife a third cup “Adrian put me! for on that same evening the wildwood wine to his He fi up! discharged upon us Milly's preordained downtown on swell food every night, | confiscator—our fee to adjustment and nd then blows in here looking for order. But Alaska and not Wisconsin Vike” | bore the burden of the visitation, [i= a young lady of nincicen and an I find out from him if this ts Isn't it Ja ag ble?" home the next night wth a board fence gome nice young ladies, as I have ve fc “I'm glad you think #0." she replied, appetite. Everything's on the table but , ay ” 4 to| preventing further destruction of the food, and {t's all off with them again, #”! few acquaintances, How can I do this , a f gain, 3” G = LADY, |4eclare his affection. Be friendly with| tablecloth by separating two forks|and, while wifey takes the gerrys out what !t was to Join a Settlement Club. There are| Mim end he will no doult overcome his| from a youngster at my right. “Every- of the room, they loosen up their minds, “99 Where but her and Judkins seldom, But, as T sald, I saw a painting the other day that was sold for $5,000, The j title was “Boadicea,” and the figure | seemed to fill all out-of-doors. But of e for three ne she never kr at a bill of fare been on the roll tn all that t I would becoma acquainted with many throughout the city. You will Bere and fe UH that he yee = _ —-——__ ~ | all the picture's admirers who stood be ett “ ./you. In the mean time don't appear too| a ee it ifore it I belleve I w: onivilone Gnd many nice girle among the mem: |Voger for Ms love. for If he thinks vou OOKK AIO SICH OOOO HIIONONI IOC IOS AH OOONININ IO OHHH TA IIIIIII IID IOIIIOIO OMNI AA OOOGOONOIIODOOO IDONOACORSCASCOORCaMK, | fore it T Pelleve T was the only or ers who will no doubt be glad to i him ; Nino who longed for Bondicea to stalk from regurd him ser ously you will possibly 4 me bringing me corned-beef cesacenseensassesessesessseccenceecnecseseeeeereee'§ The Misunderstandings of Martha 3% By Marjorie Organ 3 i sont pirienes trie hurried away to see Kraft. THis wy I OOOO OOOCOOOEOOIOIOQIIOC OOO I OO IOI Satanic eyes were the same, hi was worse tangled, but his cloth ad Health and Beauty. | | (iF A COUPLE OF ) CHES NOT AT HOME) Wer giants krom teeta to him | | |) PEACHES Come -{TO ANYONE - Hes \( || ssivelve bought’a cottage in the Bronx By Margaret Hubbard Ayer. | B®, | HERE SEND 1 | \WAUTING FOR SOME) ay 4) : fs f { | with the money,” sald he. “Any even ) TH A THEM IN= S hair a few shades lighter, first shampoo R.—If you are only seventeen} it; then pour into a saucer a sma there 1s no reason why, with | quantity of peroxide and an equal qua! « Proper care, you should not in-| tity of water and apply to the routs | crease your height. Why don't you join] with a brush. This you do at your own | @ gymnasium and take a course In phy-| risk. It ts almost mposstble to get th sloal culture? Some of the physical] hair the same shade every time culture teachers give what they call the you are determined to make your “atretohing exercises.” ‘Try to keep in} lighter, 1 would caution you ag 00d physical condition by eating sim-| undiluted peroxide. | wholesome food; take deap breath ’ | Green amity em epee an Regarding Hands. much as possible. Sleep seven hours alo sonra w.—You can eventually night and don't smoko, B overcome this soled appearance Dark Hair and Light. of the hands by scrubbing them RAGE-It well in warm water. U: re REY ieboaiiedingg CE brush and a pure soap. Another head you will find that your hair | Way 1s to use plain corn meal, rubbing will suddenly become extremely light. |!t well Into the hands, Then rings in But you will not cease to regret it and|clear water, and, while the hands «re | you would probably write again ask- | still wet, rub in a Iittle pure elycesst { fo whet would restore your bair to Dry with @ soft wwel Mot Tall Enough, &c. {ts natural color. If you want your MISTER | rT} a stiff scrub- ‘sald the elder brother, eage got born small in Russia; he smart, he ox." _. a,