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The Evening World Daily Magazine, Thursday, March 12, 1908. a Published Dally Except Sunday by the Press Publishing Cempany, Nos. & te 6) Park Row, New York BOREFI PULITZER, Pron, 1 Rast 3 Siro. S. ANGUA AAW, eo Troan, 17% Entered at the Post-Ofllce at New York as § 2th Rrra cond-Class Ma{l Matter. Bubdscription Rates to The For En and c ! World for the United St All ¢ sin the In onal and Canada. Postal Union. = One Year. Ons Year : © One Month. coe One Month VOLUME 48.. MOTHERS- IN-LAW. YONKER’S LAWYER was shi the back of his head | his mother-in-law. The mother-in- law’s aim was good, but her revol- 5 ver was of too sr penet skull and he wi have had a thick skull if he detied his hori mother-ii-law’s wishes and ¢ The mother-in-law have undertaken such means of subjugation had she not might ettec another candidate waiting for the job of son-imlaw. She accuses the lawyer of having misted’ hi ‘0 his income and of not earning esough she money to support his, wife in the style that her mother thought should be supported. To the old inquiry of “Why will men persist in marrying Lilli Russell?” should be added “Why: will men persist in disobeying t! mothers-in-law ?”” A mother-in-law {fs a woman who ‘has always had experience in man- aging one husband and sometimes.several. She has always brought uj at least one daughter and sometimes.more. She knows men’s weak- nesses, vanities and faults. She knowsetheir duties and how these du- ties should be performed. Many a man makes thesmistakeyof marrying a gi @uly considered her mother. Thi happiness depends on how he gets alongwith his ¥ s fort and the financial management of theshousehold will c ur kind of a woman his mother-in-law is. by force and the g. All mothers-in-law have their own way, but it makes a great deal! of difference to the man which method is pursued. Some mothers-in-law work on the plan thatconstant div away the t est stone, and that constant reiteration, som ill subdue the strongest man. It will. It may be hard , but it is sure to work. g wears upon the m The other plan is to make the: man comfortable, to give him he wants to eat, to humor him and cause him to imagine that he is the author of his m: r-in-law’s ideas. This, too,alwavs works, and fortu- nate is the man who is the beneficiary of it. What the Yonkers lawyer should have don ited another son-in-law was to have resig his m w . ingas angement about alimony, and gone somewhere else. He would + Ai I in the hospital now. yn of all this is that a man should first get on good with his wife's mother. That is the best if not the only way for.a man his wife—having his law do it for hi A mother-in-l able with her daughter as with son-in-law. If he will only go abou it right he can have her decide most questions of matrimonial difference in his favor will save m for h look aft The les ve hi She child etter doctor nurse. | consult All that he need ¢ from the Peonle. — lcenses, ar the he Letters Marriage s left with two or more canntbale We Me Editor of The Bvening Worlt: he wil be eaten. How Is it necessary to procure a marriage} ranged so that they or: Moonse in the States of Pennsylvania) readers? I and al ¢ and New Jersey? Pp. L. Mf rie@ to arrive at the solution, but to A marriage license is required in| no avail HE. F. In New Jersey it is Two Problems, mich ncnrzes| Gants Po the BAttor of The Evening World a Hin Debt Patat? Wil readers solve the two follow!n The Ben 4 problen “it a $510 was f'n man gives another wn on Ave. mont Dx eet each in| and discounted at 6 per bale of hay {0x49x!0 cent woulk Atac: 1 tis paid. ‘The first bale, che net proveads of note leas in feet by 40 feet feet. | terest), the note ein ut Mr Veterans TOWN OFFI A “Miastonary” Problem. or POTOMAC VET. : |— = nes, called Why Is It, When Two Women Get Together to Discuss Clothes, Be \ Pec et ee © The Story of the Operas ° 3 He Wants His Subway. By Maurice Ketten. By Albert Payson Terhune. SURE Tats WAY, First OOOR on THE LEFT WELL FIX You uP 42.—BELLINIL’S RTHUR, Lord Talbot, while serv- A “(I PURITANI.”’ ing in Cromwell's Puritan army in 148, was secretly devoted to Jart (or st) cause. King haries I, of E id been over- thrown and captured the Puritans, His Queen, Henrietta Maria, had sought ape to France and con- Lord Wal- . Plymouth, had a beautifi) daughter, Elvira, She and Arthur had fallen in r ne But a se sat between ther n fact that Lord Walton had pledged Elytra's hand to Sir Rt a \ in t ‘An army ard e1 the she regarded him with loathing. lespair FL ‘A appealed to i uncle, Sir George \W NOTHING ree took pity cn her an ad ct ) successfully with his brother, an t HIN rd Waite = s marriage with AIRS, - want } EASIER, Arthur, Rtc Arthur ond Flvires LAST DOOR To FIRST FLOOR py RIGHT on THE THIS WAY, THE rly displaying her \ Subway } ; z ) EAST SIDE THAT'S MIDDLE DOOR ON 4 Queen was to be > OFFICE “THE RIGHT, HE'U loyal at heart | WANT A Suddenly ai Henrietta’ DO ANYTHING FoR you ; He hurrtedly ex head to stud plained his pla fs gave Arthur his clue | When Elvira wit for therecr vell about Henrietta, riface his he pre pared to lead } s : ~ + see them would belleve tt was E the gate Richard t nortal combat ey could reach allenged Are rusiel between 1 the whole + revenge t= e was leading to the church. euintt fhe 1 Arthur wil!!n inting swift, from the @reat is of all: That in rage omfered matden, do by Are RIGHT THERE, Sones Aiea nieeeue ee Ene He'LL, BUILO IT. : A ainetenone Iaieelove) CHOUENEARerSoLe AND ['LL GET IT + A vd wander dazedly ver P ans declared that only 1 wast Perne aiinatcant 4 to bring about the young should having he rs’ hands. At first Richard angrily di ree's eloquence, consented to forgive and assist the Ikea a wild be idiers . he re- a reached the liars searched 2 ne about as She embraced Arthur tn ecitasy. But ta ng soliiers. With they entered the earien seized and Dound him * shock of the meet= mists from Elvir Si was once more ing fate or's death @on- For at n n, Briefly he explained the reason o wedding morne Ing and showed her she had against the womnn he ha@ rescued, Tien, em nore, the captive yleldad to the guards: ands to he a proclamation tha@, as Pelgeaed rr ern how 4 ake at once . Q O F reniovet and the} Y wOeR were forever at an end i} They Always Contrive to Make Poor Ananias Look Like a Saint?) GH CIES cn cin cere Oe Guat oenecees . Irs, Jarr, —__—_—_—__++2—__- They all let them right. Have you a Rangie. Husbands and Careers By Boy is for Women. McCardell, eu have your gray chiffon velvet made ssmaker now?! “H ; ne Raatle By Helen Oldfield. Id nk [ll Nave it made up at all, now Mes. Jarr, careless’ but 1 the best way is nowadays abc who, after all, as . spring 4 hand,’ said Mrs. Jurr. to be do 1 whether t for if 1 ge ade up now I sald Mrs. sigh, for sie g after ine e In't outdo her tn at a complete capable, nae! be wo . es som! rity in the Rar 8 o fieht ar nl naker?”" asked Mrs. Jarr. to win, to owe no man ct the latest fs and what charges r 1 Mrs, Rangle, ‘because 0, the one I have » ne." sald Mrs. Rangle, languldly. “'S! re 8 two seasons at leas hen, she s for and 80 many of th r t peopie, large not have many good high 0 "t think L will change 16 avout € & a certalr created he them" r that if she hada velvet sti Th owing th d tt ‘s Impossible far he clouds, be- Jressmaker 1s expressed in what {e smart and swage love and marriage, w y one @ r tis a ma) nion id Mr: year more iv aid M snoring t ly that Mrs, Jarr, as a competent Judge of style nee. y differed In opinion t mind trying a new dressmaker on a little cheap dress, the ma- nh I have,” said Mrs. Rangle, “so I thought you could teil me of those whore 6 that wae reasonable in ‘er prices.” at they have of the materials I wanted you to tell me.” said Mrs. Jarr, “IT understood from would give up sa nele heard them say a kind} \[rs, tingly that you had ‘a find.’ L will a mported dress looks nicr ink I told her T trying to find ‘a find.’ sald Mrs, Rangle. And Piso ywhval net bos tesco. many nen who surely 9 dre native dressmaker |s| ifter a little more discussion on dress the two parted. may be § 1 to have to masculine i “As if I'd he foo! enough to tell all T said Mrs. Rangle to herself as| 0? women Inalst a dress for anybody under any elreum departed upon the conventlon- Jari Tat her find her own dressmakers! She's always trving to copy me,” thoug sy, a “womanly t rs@, and not so much because she Nkes you, ¢ rs Ho, Ares Lup thelr ° s for ave fine goods butchere: lat afternoon both ladies met at their new dressmaker's. It was the same a wa ud Mrs. Rang s woman le. ne, How ple wera! dd they Who's came to the Neces, Ths stand alone justly se sie By M.F.Neale|y nye good man ani true Indeed, the her dellmeht ¢ mit ting svhom she loves nay be pr but {¢ !s much strength, whether stand shower to shouller with @ woman mentally {the greater {e 5 her will to the greater streneth of the man entoys the most earais Jolly Finds Her Papa Very Easy [WHAT WAY: ay) "APA'I'M AWFUL HUNGRY] NT YOU GO% GET ME {MIXTURE Wee } ATATllye henge Tribune HERES YOUR HAT PAPA. AND DON'T FORGET TO GET A BIG LOT, ‘CAUSE LL STARVE TO the The Animal Life of the Sea. By H. J. Shannon. PON the sand at the water's edge there Ites a particle of Jelly-lke suBe stanoe, Inconsptcnous and @lmost Invisible, but at this season one moves in snoh a world of wonders the merest atoms of tissue are seen to be! ine formed with such varted anit vivid Ife that I lift the particle carefully Q} upon a shell and drop ft into a Jar of water, to see a strange unfoldment. beautiful transformation. The central masa expands {nto a double-chambored bell of pure and transparent vesture, and those gossamer globes begin to con- tract with regular rhythmte motion, IIfting the creature upward and softly ure- ing tt forward by thelr quickly repented pulsations, while from below four grade’ y lengthening tentacles traf] backward with graceful unditlattons. This denutiful medusa, the Sarsia mtrabtits, {# the earliest of our Jelly fishes to appear in spring. By Its pleasing and graceful form, by Its eager and tireless movements, it seems to visit our shores Imost like an Artel of the deep—voiceloss, It Is tr sage that the ocean's submerged shores and Its d Mike awakening to the Spirit that transforms the upper One is at a loss to comprehend th any that we are wont to ass D ua at this season Its me 1 throbbing wit 8 chasms OH PAPA! IM HUNGRY STILL. WON'T YOU GET ME SOME MORE. p ereatures, so different In form from tte with animal life, For, although without @ head, they are yet ng the Meh! ond auditory vibrations; without hends, arms or antennae, they are vet responsive to tactile Impresstons, and al- thoneh of such froctle and gossamer texture, are yet the vehiole of vivid and intensive Ife.—Harper's Magazine. oo Don’t Forget Your Crookedness. 1p you fre that rare person, a successful man, take it easy. Don't go along apahle of sen | SWEET. VM AFRAID SHE without noticing people. If a man wants to talk to you, let him. And try to realize that you are not altogether successful because of your lofty and commanding talents. Try to realize that you would be nowhere did you not possess within you sharpness and cuteness. Try to realize that, were yeu an exactly scrupulous and honest man, you would never be where you are. You had to master the art of blowing hot and cold. You owe a great deal to the devious side of your character. Had you been @ finer and a tetter and more honest man you would have fallod. ‘“ So don't give yourself airs, Don't be stuck up | \