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cern vor aes zn rere The Even ing ‘World Daily Magazine, triagay, Novem her 29, Talks With Girls. State Your Sum; Then DolIt! The Right Answer to “Two Plus Two’’ Is ‘‘Four,’’ Not “Three.” The Million- Dollar Kid 2 ® x By RW. Taylor is CaS al SAT-YE-CALUEM WHY THIS THE CAR! SOMETHING Must BE WRONG! DONT Dy) $0 FAST! By Gertrude Barnum. the wom-looking public stenographer Monday morn- | ing. “I'm tired to. begin with, I simply have to ask Cousin Mary to stay a few days, and that means take | her to the matines Wednesday. The broom drill comes oft | ‘Thursday, and my oostume's got to be made for that. Saturday night ts the dance, and the waist of that bluo drote’ will have to be alterel—cverything’s’ the ahort. | waisted effect these days; besides | Tizvel” oried the businenslike member of the firm, who was rapidly turning off copies from a mimecgraph- ma-~ ching “What's the answer? Pas ‘“Oh, Y didn’t expect sympathy from you.” said the first. girl, deepening the ine between her oven. “That's wise,” said the scoond, “What I way’ ts, «J DOT wee how I'm to get through: thts week,” said | either take « thing or leave it. If you take it, enjoy !t:| (WE HAVEN'T 1 WISH HE WERE TIRED | (WHY. ) GET IN GMY AIR= ABR {f you lemve ft, cut ft out root and branch, and forget it. _.\MOVED FOR COULD START OF WAITING! ') iCERTAN Se SHIP, GIRLS) VLE here are just-so many hours in’ a weel, and what you have to find. out ia | ‘ 2?) ) AMR, MONK: / TA z BACK you ‘vant, to 4o with each of them It'n a sum like two piun two equals) : n MlHATS WRONG N= —— TAKE You wir, Invite Cousin Mary or don't/tnvite ‘her, HeYp in the broom rfl, or don't | : 3 DOWN THERE? ‘Wear your blue dress as it ts, or work up your #hort-waisted’ effects, Sit 7 , : , SREDESE PELHD | “GHE NEW MAYOR. @® Basedon G. H. Broadhurst’sSuccessfulPlay, OF : THE HOUR aes Show In w tent © T}-show he 5 sour) am. you're ‘Albert event Techie.) ronty. There's! no muni.” Patoam, ata’ borun to sizzle up y : |Photan'n talk with Pars ead «> hee Twith a certain ubconsclian stiffness: | - 5 tnar 1 oais too -taken: abagk [ty announcement ‘the other eveming to congratulate you, Bit myo when Tsay, woah jin the new lite’ Unele To have oe Se hank erry sell iered on them Gi pikka ted wal you dor —eith your etin—te what Feag—emd toot itp tht —Put-down—tie answer plain, tqo, or else you may forget it, and have tha sum to do over gain. ; Tleughed, but this seemed the best kind of adyice fot the average woman. 4 "Ghe's alwnya like that,” said the tuninesmtixe girl later, “She keops: right fom chewing candy and saying how & hurts her teeth, You oan't ¢magine what {@ @ood timo ‘Cousin Mary’ will bave omher visit. Of course tt ctatsmoney to take | ptimo off from your work: but {f you're going. to do it why not.get your muney’s | worth? Gome would rnther keep their money for themselves, Let them Sora jwould rather pass up a little something for a friend now and then. Let them. | fe some {nll down betreen the two, and don't know what they want When} Aa | ey do m favor or take a aproe they have a ‘to-morrow we die afr that casts) gloom over tho ohole funeral, That's all wrongs Wee zs son-siemnlen itera! ls she sald 30 {pik fourteen Algerie “You canie in’ here to write sane Horrican contole Mak opera) | thing. I'm afraid wo are a iihet mason tm pek (You. You inust be. fusy with sour ight axainet the Borough bill Tou are fer un aasn| quite determined to continue it to the th oppo! I, Glbive, (Horrtana and oe ne setible In the Yatiar «priv ue Med cn Pulaii, onthe day the bil; ‘To the bitter edi’ he answered linfrerably. “Hyan though that «nd eam hed nouniog but bitterness for me” Mo. th nd suberna Wainwerieht and (iba muconed ln potronlng Deitlaw's imnital threat @ums would wo could only state then clearly to ourselves! p> ty s More than half of us keop right on “chewing candy and saying how {t hurts! HEY HAW your tooth." We do not sum up which ore'd rather xo without—the sweets 2 u he aches that g0 with them Bo we take our pleasures sadly, Our social Mivities” are nuimnces, The favors we show others are perfunctory. Phi- lanthropy becomes heartless Whatsoever we do is done reluctantly, We “fall ‘between the joys cf tuking and the joys ot-eiving. We neither “take nor Meno them. Problems loom vague and terrifying in. our tmaginations, rotéing our days | 1 GUESS OUR. grrat we want to do with them. Do tet us tri our brains to put down clearly @he sums of our lives. And then, do Iet us try to remember that the right ‘URSES! THE. ! TLL SEND A gannwer to ‘two pis two" Js not “Avo” nor “three,” but just exactly “bur.” | MILLION DOLLAR, ACOH OE ‘ ) You ; i ee = 3etty Vincent's Li # Advice to Lovers. | A Short Courtship. call he will ask you’ frat. However, gq uae P. | there js no harm {n your inviting bim.| | AM nineteen and attend: school in thin | *° 7 Pas Almeady made, the frat ad- WHAT do YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT ? city. A few days ago I mot a young. | four, who {x quite tich.| He Wants to Call. | tove him yery ruch, and he declares} yo poy, Bhat he cannot lve srithout me. Aa J of snare | || FEW week es ree aE es Be ee set nines mona be ae ee ‘rom a. youn os Shets|No. 3 of Series Ge 7 fhe f e ( hild ‘Be autiful on By Margaret Pepe amenine tint AK | pave uit me’ nh Ghee” tof tiator! for Mothers. OD Hubbard Ayer. | fence. You can be engaged for some man, ten about an hour, I would ike to know wit take heed there need be no pua- {£1¢ would be oroper for me to answer | nose children. It is a curious fact thet if months, and by that time you wil! lex: ie , re al “01 it + qf you ara wilted to each otber. the letter and allew him to ae WwW: rare all pausioks Ha) relates Ps fi persona with upturned noses invariably bexek f i : use thelr handkerchiefs with ~ To Say Good-By. | There te no harm in allowing him to an truly there is nothing more baat anes \ xara Met pss aye | eull 4¢ you wiah to continue the {riend-| charming than the features of lovely in- turned down no: ? th Thar Beitr: | fanz ms Mose cul ¢ exactly the Ris + |fanzy, But oocastonally wo see « little Oppomite manner of handkerohiet eti- cuntte, ui Now, the nose may bo readily: modelled the baby to whom it belongs ts ht @arly enough. A baby’s nose is very much Hke a plece of mut Tt hae no bones and will respond to the pros- sure dally applied of a very mise and knowing thumb and forefinger. Thera ts not a mother in the universe © eannot make a nice straight Ntue| out of the most hopeless baby bug by gncins of the thumb and fore-| fingét preming tho diminutive organ| \A Greedy Young Man. | ehild who is a positive distortion of in- trangement from a young mai: and we wonder only that baby- Mew quite well, ana eince that | Dear Betty: 1 ood can be 90 unattractive. | AM eighteen and desperately jn [OTM | A iitie child may ba physical £., ‘ Path A o ie Tosix months ago T had an es- it time T have not to me. Tam atour+ @nd think on good aut will enflenvor to say good-by to fhatl T 'gnore his advances or s! Fespond coldly and pay no mroe Miee| RTAgEy | i a girl of aoventeen. She makes | trained “great beauty, splendid rarebits. How can I get = to sew her more = oles os Lam aina krow up no qutstanding looking Ike oyster shells rudels nd to the sides of the Read. ~The Simple Life, jy aitiue iestense. tioismmat ra oe there outstanding ears. T ue A® light mulatto, ¢alled upon a | ey fon to him? TROUBL Mrhere geno, harm in jbelne, f desire, Treat him cordinnly It mm) e always folded back agai: {ster for whom he had formerly xs int bin triendsht rwino be polite, Z e side of the head wien the chili! several times a day into the shape {t fet nothing more. workad. Tectnem upon one eld*, When ths bab: should have. > 3 ga 5? ES 33 3 g: 2 @ g i Syot know. boas, I's gvine be mar-| ties upon hia oe JAsk tela to Call. : eee Oa Pil ee pecan acest setel bat asta jaccording | Press the ear out from the alde of the h young man of eigateen and | ‘i's gwine to marry Miss May Foliclty | head Invited him to cal), but the weather | Jobnson, an’ May ane say she wants 4 3 eer ter bo married jus’ like white folks” | being so very bad he did not come, "AIL right, Ate, I'll marcy, Sou it like him to call, and T know he minister, Feplied. i it proper tor| “"iidw mach you gwine charge?’ SACO ati hechere HH whl cost you $5 to be marrind Uke | white folks.” care must be takes | There 1a not « stralght-hatred girl In the world wha does not reeret that| urls were not made for her in infancy. For, excepting when hair ta wiry [ike an Indian's, the fitat growth of hair ‘and AIL aubsequent growths can be trained to curl. ‘The firstiett baby down should | clone {0 the head again. For this our. Nena ara ecrteis tat pocibion meee ae ° ll | many years ago in Ensland and is ised = Recto CAEFU { - : is scrak tees or a, fe. MB EBee Us NE tite net tata ra | SECURE KWINGLETNS: L process: must be kapt up until the hay ne coy nds | Teen, he aad hares Ug here universally more as a ipreyeiita- a FANKERCHIBP HABITS — inves curis of itself, and {t will often | y Oin’ to hourekeepli, an’ Y-aint got! tive than a cure. Thin i i TE we roung man in very anxious tol Butlas . "s Baiuettned fora Rep an 39 gether hy dics of elastic, which allowjcomos nearer to the accepted standard jy necessary to create curls three and | | tha necessary flexibility, of beauty thar other and « flat) four ti day, but In th 1 ‘made e y n any a our mes a t In the end It ts of straps of linen tapa held to-1 at in conceded that a straight nose pug nose Js certainly wely. If mothers (svortn while, particularly with girls, When a child has been negleated | | Infancy {i takes some time and patton | to coax the err into tae habit of lying! {eran the firat to acid. or is i his place HINTS FOR THE HOUSEKEEPER. a ; Lemon Pie. crust, When done, cool, and cover with | to convert it Into m thick paste. Broken Into a dish, and when the ly ' & meringue made of the two whites of | giass or china mended with this cement | comes cold it is ready for use. UT a slice of bread an inch thick exgs beaten miff with two tadlc-/ will not break again and will resist from a loaf of bread and trim off|apoons of granulated sugar. Flavor {ithe action of fire and water To Clean Oilcloth. he-| @t happiness and our nights of sleep. When pleasures or trowbles come, we = | ‘Melther xo bravely forth to mest them, nor, on the other tan, do we discreetly | MACHINE (5 SASHENE WEREGN ; in from them. ‘They overtake us and we grope through them somehow, unas- \ RICH ENOUGH we tL 7). | sted by our brains, ! Sea Cas) i Do let ua feure up fust how many hors there ere our weeks, and just} ) SECTORS) { Hides with the Rectan and stator at EO) | Buller’ [Outtner. So tong! 10 he right bacie. effort at courage, “no se | rn eet engin —in-—hie-—-fane Ove rn HAPLE RXV SE EU aT ee Love and Politics. ee See first eo room that lay! <1 am sorry,” she ald aoftls. To Tie AgnT Ur Torrie OMICS Ag 4G, (in the saino relation to tt as Set answered with a shrug, ‘and if tt leeds anteohumber to the left) wan usually! to eternal darkness, tnstesd of the eum Riveu over tO dry omctal business, and | jient t expected, { mun’ tollow # mowe its muaty walls must almost have ex- | | the Jess." perencod a distinct shock about thie | time as ‘Dallas Wainwrient entered | FR Last Rppvai. from she corrigor bering. tie Wee eThat tx sheer obstinacy.” ahe erted OOP AD READE gat en RUy, AD.) patting aginst her own heart's pee who, passing throush corridor to- Ward thecA derma tie aber, had oor | Monate plea. “Tou have laid out a plas ist ip } to ruin Mr. Gibbs, to deprive, Perry an@ Roaited oa rocmntaSoe me of my own fortune, to enrich your. ‘Heron nm good sight tor sore eyes, | 21 by welling Borough stock short Miss Watwright,"" the Alderman was | nd then vetoing the bill so that the ” 5 best air ius ts fe | Stock would nollapes. You hal ut fair ty ask what brings euch « bunch “and yet you talk of fo of suabane, nto an bid p'itical shell jadominable course ta the end! like thin? I'd aa soon thinte of aeaing | “Dallas.” he eald very quietly. “you Horrigan at mass na to And you hers.” [CM Unaentand and: you" refused to “T want 16 attend the Aldermen's | Uutt me to explain. Bo T can say no meting,” excialmed Dallas, “I have a|™orr But one day you may learn the apecia! reason. + So I mado Perry bring |CTat! mistake you are makin, me. But at the door they told us the porate! Fee iy meme amec irs nas #0 crowded that 6] taxon in choone Gibbs Inetead of me, Bonle nies [but thar vou-are wrong tn your judge er you mind the gaulery, Misa,""| mont of what Tam doing. I hope you Interrupted Phelan, “Tt twn't meant for! will understand eome day. It -will be the likes of you, anyway. You just alt! too Inte to change anything thea, but jhere « few minutes and I'll crtei an at-/ at least I @hall be sot-right in your |tendant somawhere and make him hustle | oyes, And that theana more to me up a couple of good ohalrs for you on than you can over know. Good-by.” the main floor, where you tan pips! He left the room abruptiy, an@ everything Just ke you" were in your Dallas stared after him, her beat own op'ra box coppin’ off a awad of, awhlet with oonfiicting thoughts. high C's. ‘There's a man.in tan mil¥on, mize,” "Thank you so much, Alderman," re- Ageiemuaatinn Phelan, breaking tm’ on pited Dallas, “I tiope wo're not putting | Mer Teverle, “and from the Jooks of HPPA cater ess | that brand-new dinky, three-k. epast: pA mucnsereniel on your finger I @ueas yore wise te ‘No ES 1 ; ¢ a ege to at all. And even if It} the tants was come a-runnin® to meet tt. I'm! sy am engaged to Mr. Globe" re the orl Trouble-Eater, Herides, tie pveq Dallas, ooldiy. best in the houne {x none to, good fo “Whit the’-— garped Phelan, chech- ing himself just in time: “I'm eure ; jsorry for you, miss,” he went on with “ $ ” jm sincerity that precluded any offense He Is Nothing to Pel | “For Friend Gibbs {s going to ‘have ueer chap he {s!? mtused something so heavy: fall on. hin bank- r hastened away, on/roll by the tme we're through with hte mission. ‘It 1 could take # «ix- this Borough dil that he'll be able te weeks course {n sinng and hot air! ise his wat Cor a book-mark without from that man I'd be,able to sew but- crinklin’ any of the leaves. Way, tons onthe whole English language,’ | set]]"—— "T don't think you need very much, «come, Perry,” interrupted Dallest ition,” observed Dallas, "Hut It waa! senall eo go to the meeting now?’ ad of Mr, Phelan to look after us| Gonenaed, ahe timed to the door itke him be’ s ‘ inetend Seaton f $ | leading {nto Horrigan's room wo Dhekiy iy this Mghthe "| ot @oat opening: on. the corridor, and found hetself {ace to fece with her lunole, the Boss, and Gibbs. 3 the lady who wan ao int'reated tn Perry in amaze, ‘Then I wasted a lot of good) Surprise. cigarette mo. campalzn 3 ‘ou ndout * acrosa! ‘I beg your pardon.” she beman, sa Big Wash For «| prised, didn't know"'—~ man who waa: yuu you ‘“Dallai" exclaimed Gibbs and -Wetn- mire took Jange mwads of Intelligent in-| wright in the same dreeth. Horrigan terest. Look here, little girl,'’ he went! gcowied at the interraption, as ef on, Jess fippantly, “What's the mat-|tnrea men rote to thelr feet. ter?) Has anything ’— | What brings you to @ place tke “No! sho broke in, with a mine cable nig! asked Wainwright, In ispleamire, i the mat. Perry and I,’ Indicating ber y happy, © Why other, who hed followed her tnto An engayed gti ts 4). oom, “are going to attend the of the ‘Board of Aklermen. ter, I'm pert LE French, or "i | long - walsted. Fa recs ta alway tho crust, using only the soft part.! with a fow drops of vanilla. | {ubecoming to the youns- , Place this In a bowl, add q pinch of ae | Brighten Frames. eR I a_pisce_of tmitteratiout the, age | Cement for Glass. | (VIET picture frames may be treah-| ot—n a. Done pint-ot vinngar to dhe pint || ened end brightened by washli®] warm sort water, adding to each quart | jwater. Beat until smooth. then add a| of milk and separate tho curds| UL them with @ soft brush dipped 10) of tho saudy one tablespoontul of kero. *Niustrated. the frock St coors ;oup of sugar, the juice and graied rind | from the whey. Mix the y | the following mixture; Put enough flour) ,bne This wash may be use! as otten | Fe mada with short_ ee - zi Tote jamon amt the yorRN-of two ogee | with the whites “of five: onga Beat | OY aliipHuy into a pit ot ma.neconsary ovtthout fading tact } - ; yeh DRA RE Stone ther wy pea lt themoiehy Gegether ana ait (eis TC NTA Satie iigd: add two onlens cut ciothe: L to deep ple plate lined with a rich iw suficient quantity of unsiacked lime | into pleoes, and let them boll; astral until worn out. stove or elsewhere make a weak | uda_of common laundry soap and awn with Gisimine ot’ ae > : Yembroldery, but in the C SS pasieview ttteehown, f oS eee jee at ey ‘yollime with frills of 4, i 1 ripbon. For the more : Na § Gnessy frocics white 1s always charming, For the alightly older girls cnshinere and yelling in pale blua and pink méih ribbon and tho . yoke of some pretty a Uingerle material or s ~ ealmple lace or em- <Srofdered net. For “everyday wear dark © <colored cashmeres and ‘veliinas aro bent. ee eo quantity of mnr- terial required for tho medium size (6 years) 4a4 yards 2% 3% yards Moor 24 yarda 4 Inches wide, with 9% (THE-FLAT. DWELLERS} i? SHRIEK FOR HEAT \ wide for thy yoke, 1% yards of nar) row and 2 yards of wide banding, yo oPattern No. 6.850 In < chit in Hos for sirls of 4, 6 und 8 years of Girl's French Drese—Pattern.No, 5,850, Call or send by mail to THE EVENING WORLD MAY MAN. TON FASHION BURBAU, No. & West Twenty-third York. Seen ten cents in ostm or stamps Ser enoh pattern IMPORTANT—Write your name end address plataty, and ab’ a O clean kitchen oilsloths imder the| ‘to Mr. Givbs, and’ — “An engaged gin! glee. 1 Al “he shouted in high; protested her uncle, disap You don't mean to say you and | Lovdogly, “Tt ta hardly the sort of'— “Ot courme not. I am engaged ¢ Gibbs.” tGort-ford!': gasped yr inet of the man I am to pound up. in the Borough vi she. . —ensscered, ee becpresént when that be yeu co-tachome. bon engaged: “Rul-how— come off, and "IT becume engage to him the night the Administration pall 1 aidn’t ti tall you yet, Denause I knew hen did the atrootty! purrying ‘Give the sergeant his orders.” Tl hardly like the reaponstbétity)™ ed WiNIams, ° you don't ike him. ['m—I'm'—— mutt Nf ‘ve hap “Rut you'll ta! ee ci +9 By the aye Ket seats for Mine Weim i “lL Have Chosen! |Niignt and ser rovier, Get dhem aloge —*! “Certainly I am!'' she retarce Aetiants }to che anteroom door, so if there & \tow ahe can come back here If there eae arcana 4 clear @ com “That you are haying a fight to Keon | 8 no re Cae shee, i us trom crying this’ blessed minute!" he! ae) ‘of peopl make place See ENS etal Fe cuit we have seata.’” protested Dalles, up to hay misnratol th u ca ee eee ee fee eat a )e ee lina Wilders’ epedion. Mis ements pad ‘ ° bs “ Pip wlan” b Fer panna apart st ae ae Phelan will have troubte done with him arled Horrigam, — - “pettor take tie seats 1 offer, Mim , y're sates.” ‘otest Wainwright, iad ihe any danger sh you you There 4s nothing any one can do,” whe murmured padiy. ‘'T haye chosen my course, and I’! there's to hand dlan’t now! == You'll ‘Tye got tivo good seats oer (hand no announce’ Phelan, “Right where you) yo ‘an wee and hear the whole shootin'| Ajverman’ mntoh, An’ I guess before the meet-!eqwnat tor!” ln'a over it's Mette te get an intrestin’ (To Be Continued)