The evening world. Newspaper, November 9, 1907, Page 9

yanced vaudeville” singing it now—now “to music hall fame headliner?’ “Ay,” he answered, ‘as- he. By Charles Darnton. you remember the old song, “Down in a Coal Mine?” Well, Harry Lauder, the 8cotch comedian who nas put “‘ad- into kitts at the New York Theatro, isn't that he has sung bis way out of a coal.mine and fortune. “Down in a Coal Mine” re- mains hidden in his old repertory; it is part of his past, his dark, deep, mndérneath-the-ground past. His “‘riseJ had been remarkable. Had he ez dreained ‘way back, down tnere, ok one day mounting to the pelea of rubbed in ruddy Btotch color, “Thad th’ thought in'me that one: day 1 would-be a gr- reat man." Before Thad quite recovered froin this frank admission of greatness, the ‘great’ little ‘man pursued the subject to these friendly shores; - u = “T han just a wee bit o' doubt whether I'd be aa gr-rent hero as over The Evening World Daily Magazine, Saturday, November 9, PRBR® EBS SORSRBHKs “HARRY LAUDER, the Scotchman ‘Who Sang His Way Out ofa Coal Mine f ptaye here, but-I say about th’ F two or three weeks’ time, when. Pleased with Himself. [Opgnetonalty nix words dropped i 1 a} , hishballs: between _ eafety in Sootch thrift, fer than a job, in a coal mine.” iB eyes tumed to‘ siliar.” ito keep him here for five weeks. to-'SA Grand Army Man," ¥es,-1-was-a ong time comin’, but when Iostrick J didna strike and ul felt a woe bit timorous about their not tnderstandin’ my word my success will be gr-reater than {t {4 now.” | WAR xatintied ett nitmectt——} i ould zee that in his smile and I guesses 1 fas much from his few modest words. the heather and picked up a‘thistle— gt I'm not ood at pleking Wo catat Jas, | “thla pays bet- Oh, man! was a}! he sald. but his} wpread into dollar signs and his; “Ty ahoilld mate to ter what he+ aHeSGors1 don't, knows Pu Tn ordee | In sumumer when the sun is bright, id, Mr. Erlanger has denied himaelt; Mr. Kiaw will wear his last win-| ‘ankees what I eald about th’ English when went to London—they laugh swhather they understand. me or no. In ‘they get to know th’ -‘meanin’ o° my words, imadt demandai—the haughty head-) ner. | |, Il be off then,'-waid the little | es ; siving Inis plaid skirt « final fire, | Vill y' come and ace a dit o' me? I followed and -foined a misceltancous wings.” Lauder, with{ his Jaus! | corked, was prancing around the stage, jand ‘a storm of shouts and laughter | beat in trom that odd mixture called an sudjence across the footlighta. The \two began to sing | When front and snow have taken fight, It is MacKie's and my delight, Like trav‘lors in a story, To go exploring here and the: Tam and | Lauder ix salary list. “going nome" hot," aid Lauder, ol days. Gkhen you ang in the days you mvere a miner?” "Mex an’ 4. Scotland," x" know, ‘reat country fr societies, th’ |setera, th’ Templars, an‘ m...an- they dearly. love ha eltio' a jollification. It) Is ui ‘who comes out best among the ere. in the town: that gets the “did very wel if Was Kwa’ Wack. ,_boy—HOT!" he’ yell ead through a crack of the door. iNet Ao. bar's tace-furn niralght through the sea=| 2% #carch of picasiie and_teesh ale: “Whether—vaudavilie® advances or | on the]. seven songs a might," ‘ th’ rest o° You,had to rise at 6 in the morning to | licemen ra. go in the mines. Many'a the eime"— | str" Thbanock @t the door cut him short. | ep,’ (co. coei Lra-w-d-e-r!* followed The callboy came back and put-hla penny sit | So last rear for our holidays We went to Tovermory: Oh, my! You ought to have scen Mac- When I got five shiltin's on top 0°} Kile ‘y week's pay for singin’ sentimental| And me, for we were fairly in our glory; @ilads at concerts, I tell y’ it was a| For we roamed about together going back to the| Mong the bonntn, blooming heather, With the bonnie lassies up in Tober- | when mory. he Maal For- self and the house Into convulsions and | then went on to tell what perranes to Mackie. «2 D-Ye-Ken-Mackie? sing-| > “No doubt jt wa’ the way Mack CON~ dressed," began the man in'the kilts. “Ye | and," with that same pleased a0, he-wanted to be conspeechus—he 7 __}had on a tall hat and a Mumbee tian kilt—and all tho girls were kissin’ Mac- | Kile and hangin’ onto “is whuakera ahd askin’ him for a lock o° hia hair, an’. risen! mind ye, MacKie'n as baldheased ns tk oad man!" exclaimed tho t { Would you call {t easy 3f/anis stick in my hand. One o’ the po- fo Mache ‘Are yes tour- 'No,' days MacKlo, ‘I'm @ plumb- ‘This 1s the place to come for the; change o' air,’ sald the policeman. seh ne ree eoayenger, and two or three o' his ap- _-you_mean, boy, by callin’ | prentices invited Mi and me up to an' then r-runnin’ off ike his house to havea bit o' dinner before “Drey-rareatty tor ron, — sins mit ed the humble doy: | Kie, then she threw @ conversation lozenga at MacKle, then MacKie threw a kiss at her, and then her brother he threw a chair. at MaoKie. When I maw that. sere [to myself, “There's goin’ to be a UN-| row here,’ a9 I turned to MacKie, and | says I to MacKie, ‘Mack, come on,’ and: Away we W “Mary magnetism!" exclaimed an enthusiast from the: presa- department. “T love to work with him,” ococed youp that was rubherneaking from tha | short, cTooked=tttie-Seotéhman_emil~1 | > {down the tumult and afier @ word or) The hot Scotch performer !aughu4 him- is we and the to to Uke jas amet, and, oh, what a beautiful ner! Weel, after the dinner came the dessert, went -away—the—next—fay—on tha I nae saw a besutituller supper. after the dessert one o’ Eccle Mac Feccte's-daughterstook-#-tancy to-Mec—] then Mackie took @ fancy to her, ity — wonderful persona protty little girl. who was waiting be Lauder's Scotch bluebell in the dance. ‘He! he!’ laughed the colored lady | who dresses the determined young | lad‘es who hang ty thelr teeth, mre rutny—hes—fanny—tetge————__+ yews was a ‘great’ audience that the wings, and it was up until Lauder came off after friendly altercation with the audience, ran easier than giving Sone. ke to give ‘em a talk when we were back in the x room. em. i Likes to Talk Back | “I ike to get ‘em started sayin’ things me." he said, “vo that I can send | back somethin’ hot. I'm always ready EEF wa'| land one night in a way that he's not BHF STOTT ATE tet ain Booze ly to forget in a hurry. I was just walkin’ on wien he catls out from th’ allery, ‘Where's yir pick, Harry? I takex_one look_a witherin'-like, ‘It's down In the mine, where I'd be now if I wus as Ignorant pimi_an’_then I says, you.’ That settled him, I can fell i you!* “You're never reminded of the mines ere; -I-aulppose?* ‘Twas only last night that, I was siren ® little surprise on that order," ie said, with an ene Ay {Maybe it {s.’ raid Mackie, ‘but Wve] trying to get off sheaiapatonae sre ‘een tryin’ to get the change fora ie {one called ‘chap twa!' Do you_know. . what that means? Well, it's-a cry they have {x tho mines when they're lowering or hotating the cage, If they — Want the cage to stop midway—m-the- ‘shaft somton= shouts “chap ta! and. "|: _ came to-aee {f-there was any Alfterence,| From: Caine the bell at:the top o’ the shaft cates = | twicethat's what ‘chap Gra strike twice, y' see. Well. the tain up there stopped mo with that. I was surprined to hear {t away out here tn “Have you had any other surprises?” ‘No, the aud: here are the samo aa the audiences on the other ride. I Rut there‘s, no change. We're all; mines. : = the, same. ‘One touch of nature} ‘I was in the coal mines‘ til I was mukes the whole world kin,’ y' know, | over twenty 1d Lauder, aa hy kicked a ant you remember Bobby Bur-rne naid, | off his kilts, ‘But al] the time I hoped £ ‘A man's a man for a‘-that.’ I'm under. | to get out. I was always lookin’ ahead Blood here Just as _Wetl_as-trey_under | tothe -tey—wien ta stand me at home—and -F've—been_in remember ofe day—I waa on the night London for seven years. A character's shift then and having m’ days to m'sel’ ® character no matter where you ate.” |~-when. I walked Gown into the (own a pair of Chinese boote Ine k Lad froin Glasgow. stig “Cha man, Tl take Crem Slugs And Whay are. ye goin “Where didyou tind that—character | with these thet EI of the half-witted Ind?” inquired a Scotchman who had-@ropped in to ere his fellow countryman. { “In Glasgow,” answered Lauder, boy. “There's many a lad like him there. Tir Aftesn Yenre inter {ras 9 Es x Hall Caine came to my dressing room | principal comed ee with tears In his eyes one night to tell | | tee a aa eee net eierentatsaibeu me that my. acting ofthe hoy wad the | (nae edb deen mevine ws ee timer a = most beautiful, the gr-randest thing -ho "Take of th had ever seon. He cried as he was tell- poor man!” ing me, - By J.-M- Mitchel. : | HERE are forms of indigestion said to yield readily to the gpm chewing: — { abit, which promotes the flow of ualiva and helps the ive fluids 43 act. This surely tsa comforting thought, and 3t-the-increase In-the ranks of gum chewers may be taken ag an indication, dyspeptics must be alnont extinct, writes J. M. Mitchell in the Chicago ‘Tribune Nervousness in a.me forma finda rellef in the “cud'’ that cheers, but as a gen- / eral thing the relief of rhe subject ts offset by the Increasing nervoueness of the man across the alale, 0 that each oure makes_at Jeast one more victim—ead Progress at that rate-is slow. Ono thing is certain—you canma. chew gum and think at ‘the eame Ume with ts any degree of euccesk. You may “chew gum and work meohanically, you may 2 reaa with gum in your mouth and perhaps rot miss anything jn the author, {but when it comes_right down to god, hard mental effort yot cannot con- Leantrate and achiews tha deat reaylia of which you.ere capable while your jawe unceasingly. That champing is just eo much wasted energy.end se aim Haletips tes your force and keeps yuur thinking powers reduced to the lowest t Mor ee down in your note Dook as a fact that no man can think deep, ‘Pointed PaagaRe ps honeaty might be good policy. Why doesn't some pretty party try tr st You will never know the true value of a dollar unleas you earn if yourself. 2 - A homely girl Is always willing to eemly that her pretty, rival hasn't any pense. 1 | —When-a_man-kisses-a-gir_for-the-firet- time ore trl t2-act 40 that hewitt think it-1s-her_firat-experience. What tho world needs is° more workers and fewer Xnochers-eepeially lower knockers who wor thelr fotims before wieldt Chicago News. yi NOOO OOOO H, Broad- wHl -be 90 grateful. i | you any longer. Well, I won't de- Good-by.’* i} CHAPTERS “Srood-by, Judge,’ answered ~Walin- Alws) prontwes onthe plex that he @ fon,’ who is Monlonte to mie. make pn the Alwyn, promtarg to, “bee of. pinnine ait . ft 1 ine political Toes, to pall fon, Rime Newman, a nelghbor, ‘breaks HAPTER TL. Santa ae.T -A_Surprise. wright,tolerantly. “Good-by, Mr. Horrigan. Judge Newman, with eff A—sgrunt from” Horrtgai lon, Swho- had Bartyd to bear th Mrs, Newman. on | Newmant!! asked * “No, said Horriwan —~.4 pethaps there's men wh [by us, You _know how muctyit- sometimes to have the right judge haat dle“your case."” “except T think OOD MORNING, Mr. Horrigan,” | "I think at a pinch we can manage » ‘I hope. I'm not here too @Qna>tigt Mr. Wainwright has “ead for — waid the Judge, ingratiatingly. | Newman, and wriggling” under. the Boms| "Oh, if It ls a favor to you, all right. early)) But it doesn't do thuse judiciary fel- inter- | lows any harm to keep them guessing awhile. It tamea ‘em end teaches ‘em your renomination?” queried| to mind, Sort of Keeps them In thelr apeeking as thovgh to: dis |'piaces, you know, And gow won't you leervent. ‘Tf that's whet yeu're| tell that butler of yours nol to let us} Per iyou might have spared: f te trouble. What 1 told you be- YOUr- | be disturbed?!’ * Walnwright complied, and the two hot IDRRIDIOIDIEDOOGSSAGODS) sanananearanaaaananacacos VAVSTAGSE “The New Mayor” narnue’” | “THE MAN OF — CHOOTHOSOOBGOADCOGOOCOONOSAGIDO Coo DIWMIISANIISOIANIODANDODE COQOEOe fight. ‘The people at inrge.xeem to be a little sore on the organization. A few | and some of the papers are kick! Good ‘Lord! If it wasn’t for the news- deals lately have been a littie raw, Papers, what a cinch a Boss would hava poin: an. do_ better, tan ina Ral |you own the Clty surt that is the Bi worst rival, you want franchine bill killed when Ii comés before the Board of Alderme "You're wrong. To para 'own words; you know oa politica. I fn running a city! It'd be lke taking Pennies from a baby's bank. But\—— “Then ‘you think there is some doubt went on | Sdout cthe election?’ "I wouldn't go so-farae that. It'll be a tussle, Dut with plenty of cash, and | turned his broad back on the visitor,) the right man for Mayor—mark me, I waa the only reply. and-the Judge—de- | #ay AND THE RIGHT OfAN—we ought to win." TS ROode are Tu Or ENT Men, T “Have you any special objections ie Wainwright. ‘The money in the lening thing tovedmutder. That-in why T fasked sou" here toxtay. tm maitingys ate et, along the river front.” neo!” nodded “Horrigan. *!And as © Tine and ax ane! B your nt abe nt tie Borough Stree: "mw {ranchite granted and T want lw: that franoise to be perpetual.” * “But T don't see what vou're driving 1 don't mean, to merge them. I own'| and bought up a aeons of the Bor both roads, anj I rua Mien separatety,~ | Tusir stock; Now don't you-see how tt “The —- you do!” granting of t ne franchise and the new. That’ a {ttle surprise, eh? J at 1 control tite road will work yh paven't made any yarade of It. I jus © maae known went quietly to through CES “Sure! It'll send that stock sky high HE piain, aim- | r ple nightgown Uke thia model $br younger __sirla, can be made from fine _nainsook , ana eam bra or weer KW is am- ‘betow the 1 plate —vskea—and—tt sults all maferiais and all seasons, for the reason that It can be mage with— hhxhoor with sau. neck / and sleeves df two lengths. In this Case cambrie tn. fin: {abe wtih “Witte frilla of embrold- try and the hich | neck with the turn- Mar te peed a “Successfat Pla 1. nUIL scoop Ini mililon ‘ar ewe.” concern="ME “You've go 2 2 ir t_my terms, Take ‘em piyinition or “twat” echoed “Wall {Horrigan threw «lmselt back An ils One ream oath “right, acornfully. “Nearer''=—= Chair, pptiited cigar {n one corner of Se eek dli it x wright with lame graoi = ‘Hold . on: interrupted Horrigan, tite mquth, thumbs In walstooat—arm- thing to. “oblige an a trend aa 3 "Good." Bo “What's that noise?” holes, ‘and eyed hia host ahs He had jumped to hia feet with an| Wainwright did not even pretend not alacrity that-was wurprining In 20 large ratand. Still, Instead of giving A -‘man.and was Ilstening intently. ry Adswer he went o: fds yn with aenm- comes the ueetion 'Thet—cleking?* asked Wainwright, | ing festieoeter trig evan for Mayor Wa Ct) “Oh, that’s only the private wire Jn my T "Iam a public spirited citizen, T-be- tect atanteenle ii rec rising 10 hia aa office,” Meve civic welfare would suffer by any UPrivate wire? Any operator? change in munteipat-edminiatration. $0, | “Of course. Why some ponderous cat, ay though a Ing faint or disiantsound, sn 7 ey ~ ‘to keep tue present party in power, T| wright, lookin mattert!/ asked Wain- he should happen ‘to béf'am ullling to donate to {t $200,000) “Nothing.” reiurned Horrigan. But he townrd-viection expenken,’. 1 did not resume hla seat. Ingoead’ aa he? A TY RE RETR he began to pace the room In Trdera tied per ale wounds Dre a2 Mt | apparent alnicesnees.-—Y9h every turn se x aan woes, but maybe you didn't hear some-| chanced to bri im nearer end neater Nonsense. It's Thompson, my bri-| thing f-xsked-you-e-minute ago. What to, the door -€ sree aa loining office, : icets ReSretary ASUS AtNG eben wily ST want to” kndw.te: Hows tes “ke seer een rua have t me nine years, I trust him as’ {concern M aR low of 8 ehow fo mi Rit-L-don't..I_don't_trust-anpbody,..!'l¢m_on Gout Saat t asia tearregoe : DiRT a nd_iiim = {nto aonie other room ma public wpirited citizen. Tn also Af sible, In - sfact, Mr. Tear THe ahaa ~ pfaed. felend—“Sueh a good triend that “fact ea Hecnbuanes some import | fim alware wad to put my frlendson | He wandarinige had’ brought hi Ant message might come, and if he; !0 auything In the market that 1ook#| the omce door, With the lest wrra he’ on the very moment to! promising. ice price | ageTIS suze it open, count at the market price transmit {: to me I might Jose thou- LUT HI TS OMe aceeeor (Ta He Continued.) 1am Bs Feeney eet Tallway stock? ait ate We Osh't we havent Is. He's atl right if ever a man Was, T trast him impileitly,* franchise tn granted Borough | “Oh, all right, then, Go on with what tock Wil go up at least 35 pointe within Satimareraaehin : two days. \Thagiwould clear up) for, you { "E want the F to-petpotual et's xee—a bout $375,000," Railway |, Horrigan had pulled a pencil from | Catch my Dis pocket and was Aguring on the back | SECU I to n enyelope, ‘ 2 he aaiit At last. “Thats right, | "gure. But the. pa een hundred and seventy-five thoi ' tthe papers and the pfop- | sand doltars. That would te my promt erty rs will make a big kik, while YOURS would {nto the = ‘You are’—— yea, ''Xou've had } omy qn to. do’ the richt thing, -$'3 time you got your nose out feed-teg and gave eomp one else ;g@rowing ol, My. Horrigan! ‘wamo' SWe've got to took out for our [autre -workere®ror the men we can ‘Mr, Horrigan,’ protested the ‘Telwaye try to do what Is Ton, thle fall? began the fnancier,. your | Falling Halr, L A. Slam not wurpried (os. your halr falla out if you have peony © washing {t twice a week, Once al week 1s suMotent, and’ eVery two woeks, ‘the sight Cnet alreoea {f your hair Je not.expoeed to dust and the ii @moke. Get a good, bywiénic hairbrush Bra ks | intervened Wain- Feu'll leave thie matter tn} every night, Massage your scalp, lao, } try to convince Mr. | using the ipa of the flagers, and apply of your finesse, Jpst leave ft gutzine, | curt at ose tapi tat oun of “@hak you se much, cuariee dite A | a. Felleved tee "We're already crowing: but just be-/ tween you and me. it's going to be a void.' ri Tfyou Intend to ‘ge the Rorough | Street Rallwey with your own City _ Health and Beauty. By Margaret Hubbard Aye unti] solution ts complete. Apply roota every day. Remedy for. Freckles. ter iS arene read the paste frerkion at night before going to bed. Surface ine, tts charter will become e J.—Where ove.ything else has falled the woman with obstinate; « treckles may with benefit try the formula I here give and which has airlaio of 8, 10, 12 and and give your hair forty or fifty strokes, pagueeded ila ina {of is very obdurate cass eof ainc, one-half mer Omde dram; “pantodite o diemuth, one-quar- dram; dextrin, one and vhree-fourth @ morning remoys what remains Uttle powdered borax and sweet square neck has, however, on reat many advan- tages, and not a few ietrin Mke gowna jmade-in that way, Feyen for cold | weather. The auantity of material required for the mediuni aizo (3 veura) Is 6 1-2 yards 3% or 4 5-8 ‘yards 94 inches wide, j with 2 1-4 vards jof _émbroldery for {rilia Pattern No, 5824 a cut 4n since for Callor send by. mall t THE EVENING WORLD MAY MAN- TON FASHION BUREAU. No, 21 West Twenty-third street, New York, Sen-1 ten cents in colu of stamps for ench pattern ordered. debana _IMPORTANT—White your name and addrees plainly, and ab Tet tna They il soon Ret hoarse Hree'a not warm enough; By Alt Baba Boo. cali 5 Saturday, Nov. 9, 1907. | F [And Mave to VEC Mtr throats, As fone Te fare Tous, mayde. But Ud ike iyi | ging muniiicent Say 25.00 mharex a “YeR, 3 awreed the Boss, impa-|—-l'd make,” conmuiting hin feuren a | | That's all right, but what 7 sonreth Ing over: $800.00, want to know ts: How does, ald this! at Me Horrl ; gan! lhe A CRIMSON tongue’ warns all | open fires. Beware of careless dapoel-\. Ice, Cream Cones. | Aquargs become too brite to roll up, ite of ‘matches. A. great fire ie hat Isa generous as we get the vs what do we care ‘hen at the point Jamp. I'd mak: tently sounds better to. me. Hey?" ie ay | to be especially heedtui this HINTS FOR THE HOME. Pol ac ee place them In the oven mgain to soften, Mireatened i ROU RTH of a cunt tul of but. day atYY ee dered) sugary onesfaurth of ‘ll Thone whose birthdate this ts must d cupful of mik, esven-elshths of a cup-| Rhubarb Ple. fehevoldgalenuteas thts oromakine, © hasty | g tul. of flour, one-half teaspoonful of NE and one-halt bunohea’ rhubarb, {changes In plans ‘or conditions. “Men 2] inane See raul poe) 11-2 cupa Pobar. Cut fruit in amall | Nit ao cab alin bonita, Wore a | Hane aatkinertatlike abeietacr treet Pleces afte¥ atripping off akin, cook lise from their: HORS: At present, wu 4 Add the flour and Mavoring, Spread] 1 SCE fAst in ahallow atewpan, with |. 1M Sth epiak one Sho wit ones ccvel 4 thin with & drond-binded knife on the, SUESE, L4ne pie-plate with the paste: |{o her, Train Fi UH Ok toe es: wet rim: add rhubarb, cold; lay three | 4 judgment bare paste actons, fastening enda; lay | oie Gun Som, mi te te Rinad Y { bottom of a square or oblong tin. Bake ‘ three more acroas, forming ‘alamond- | to rove. aad wf G0. mall 84 aie foving ten eney until ight brown, then out in large } * shaped spaces;.lay round.m rim, wash | or a travel ip jaquares. and roll up, begining at one! over with eee, and bake if quick oven jmot harm him 3¢ his early youth ie sta ‘corner, like a cornucopla If the iifteen minutes used for edi Sducasiea: ‘