The evening world. Newspaper, November 9, 1907, Page 8

Woot 11th Street. nd-Clasé Mtl Matter, it England and the Con: Fipencend All: Countries | {nthe International 4396.76 ‘One year, | One mont! doses eeesseoeee NO, 16,881. / OUNTESS 4} Castelmenardo's ex- perience, as brought out in “her suit. for separation from her: hus- ‘band, points an. easy way to “gratify the aspirations of the many American young “women who desire’ to” become titled J: The Countess was Miss "Edith ‘Van Buren, daughter of Gen: Van _ Van Byren: Hér mothet|: | ~- Lovey, Do Yoo EVER GET LONE— cid Daily mM AMMAN COULD BE AS: HAPPY AS 1 AM 1 I; NEVER THINK OF THE L Boye! — + METI WHY, WHAT'S AMATTER? , WIZ MUZZERS SNOOKUMS 2 OH, PAPAS ‘BABY MUSTNT. | introduced to her'as the Count Vessichio Georga dil -metthe-Count's mother, who claimed to posses: ef longer name of Duchess Tortora Bruydu di Belvidere Gluditta ‘Gaorga 4 Castelmenardo. These alphabetical namies-w pressiv y Van Buren, who was already pleased with the manners of the ‘Count,-consented to marry him. es ON : s married did she find out that her husband was seally. 2 Count at'all! “She remedied this by paying $4,000 out of her Rich American girls are too generally ignorant of the mobility are easily purchased. —«‘ In England a liberal campaign contributor can obtain a seat in the of Lords when his party is in power, Several of the rich English thelr targe contributions to campaign funds. _ / In’ France anybody can call himself a Count, or Baron, or anything s he pleases. providing he is willing to pay 2 tax forthe privilege, In ain it 8a good deal easter to acquire a high sounding title than it is § the United’ States to secure an election to the Senate. In-Germany it almost as easy 3s it Is to become a “Hon.” in the United States, In ‘Maly titles are more common than sprinkling carts on Riverside Drive the ‘summer time, and anybody who has the price can be duly en- fobled experience fen should remove the feeling that, rying.a foreigner. Joho “become a Count qui - did Gennaro Vessichio, ‘0. a rich American girl $4,000 is mere bagatelle. Even to the or- ‘@mary Ameritan young ‘man who moves in'such circles'as to meet rich $4,000 is no insurmountable obstacle’ With ordinary shrewdness the-should be able_to-torrow this amounts in view of -his prospective ealth. ess di Castelmenardo has done a great service to other ‘American’ young women by showing them how easy it is to become a t-forego-their-hatural-matimonial-in-y— Quecess and the Moncy Planct» | tor of The Evening World: Dacceniy Alfred” Byening World. of to know which man is the most ful 4in “Use, the one. who stoops je dollar, or L@pousy “planats he will make mor Soqwithout any: reference to ils parenias Rome: surroundings. “Our lite Is alr fwapped out for us" and we are power to changeit In Any possible: man- Bo if you are to make money the | you, an it ts jan E. FRINK. (|) ue If Up in’ Century Dictlonary,i| end easier to, Batror of The, Evenite Word | sey “A other definition t sbosides what J * : . QR MOlty Cellewe of the City of New) Work. f here‘oan I study ‘ ty CYOPUS LIGATI The Reasons for Snake: He Haitor' of The Erenive World: A reader aska why. snakes are no Pie by ou invapite of constant proscou . “The Chorus Girl” Talks of Marriag: girl “hstes to: surren ‘and {t's work or atarve, agyazinc, Saturday, November 9, SPESSDLEES HHS? COPPPEPPPSSHSPSEHODHOPSASHSSSSHSHS SHSSOSOS SSIS IISA H AGS SHE SES HSA S HGHHOY wlyweds % Their Baby eS By George McManus PREcjOUS > TELL PAPA WHATS THE TROUBLE ?° LOOK, DOVEY ! HE CHANGED THE DATE _FOR_US | NOW ISN'T ais CALENDER? “THAT. oust’ |_po you ——~ REALLY THINK HE KNEW \T'S THE For Further Adwentures of “CA 1 By Roy L. McCardell. THINK Puss Montgomery's thinking about marrying! --WRITE TH again,” eaid.the Chorus Girl *‘Oh, it isn't such « bad idea at that. There's nothing doing anywhere, and a person might? as.qell be dead ae not to have any excitement, cae , along comes expensive atyles like them hatsthey'ro ig _now and she finds her faee is against the plaster. , what it costs alone for to get your hair done up them puffs they're wearing now has run up the cost of-hiving--somept: faturatty, , EP AT THEOPERA THE GOO"ARE CUTTING DOWN EXPENSES ON ACCOUNT OF HARD TIMES (Hews TEM WE MAY EXPECT. AT THE HORSE SHOW 1 COULONT. EARLE SSI ) Htitdas der her independence for a meal ticket, but it's get somebody that'll be good to you, WORLD HOMORISTS vaudeville, and now the word's out that the vaudeville war is over and salaries, will be brought down to pant. prices, —“We-went-to- the Cafe-Boutsvard last Monday might to hear what’ tips the Sunrise Club was advising played, but, kid, I don't lke their system. “tamnity’ don't sound good to me. ‘Their steady scteam 1s ‘Will Yop Lave | Me in December as In May? but they want to pick these. two months ‘out of) the same year. mee | ‘Mamma De Branscombe was so indignant when she heard them doctrine: and found there*was nothing to drink at the dinner that I could hardly. keep her} from ducking the plunge. Poor Pusa couldn't make up her mind whether shed marry cr go | “She said it mado’ able marriage put in the pan Hke them simpa put it. i } Fen —you-do— away — with: y, Mamma De Branscombe says, you -crab the sanctity of the-marriage-relation-and-all- that's sacred -abast-Itsuch ‘as alimony and -noh-support: z “She says it's nothing but a play to g wh led na up sentiment so flends ja—hum: itar_and then bas blew them= ponsibilities, your turn to attire yourself In wt) AY OWN MARCEL Wave, OcaRie en Rich we By ie a LpeucnT THis GARGAIN cOueTER ma) Eee, blush-for shame to_hear good, old-fashioned, honor- j > _|Sectrines should be pit bed! e Newlyweds, Gheir Baby,’’ See Sunday World, Comic Section. , © BEST FO OF THE DAY s-Seem aie All the Go Niue vell and tell the judge:the whole sad story. ° “There's nothing like having a certificate—marriage or clearing-hi as Mamma De Branscombe says, she may be old-fasbiohed in her wars. tto-reRpect MATITMONY after looping the loop as many thoes as she ch if she was putting all her higher ideals on the cheese When you looked around you, kid, st that Sunrise Cinb, and sa’ Indies with lon-tamer. faces that was advocating this affinity play y: wonder why, when they sung ‘I'm dying for sors one to love me, Promiged to send flowers, us : Ofcourse, mbe says, the holy bonds of matrihony * purely speculative investment, but still, 1f you faller up the reoreant epeu peacEot to come across with the allmony, blow the Btate er boerd'on fa "ONS oF her hi ‘been paying her two dollars a weel fourteen years ia now x collector for an fustalment frm, and Mamma De Bra /combe Bays @ic wonders if he realizes there is such @ thing in this world retribution, fiat that ehe hasn't got him ‘pay it with MY two dollars.’ i ‘ Abd what good doen it do him to swear frightfulily tn the presence ima De Branscombe sayw, many a time he-swore at her tp the manneryand Was never set back a cent for it ‘Mainma Do Branscombe can sit for hours telling you about her hush There was one that used to always bring her home « copy of The & Worldorhite-thetr bright dream of fond affection lasted, Sho was telling Daye Reed this and thats.what sis —Tove-Me-and—the World Is Mine! Sj . sit, Mamima De) Branscombe eaye them that touts them Sunrise all other_wretches who marry but to break a trusting woman's heart by. coming across with alimony. |Can (ee) ie “Girls Will Do the Skip Act. We Help It. It’s in Our Blood.” enter rere Fepited,—ctoscty— watching: Ty Might as he boldly took @ third jump cial sf hates only yesterday afternoon I was “about a Henrietta who hat passed up three = ning off with Mr. Fourth, and Highton the cniat cock ot that paper you were just reading, alongside of the : of those swell $3.98 shoes, ‘s an account ‘about Doliie & ton-twenty-and:thirty aire and changing her nam, "This world has moved along some distance ince . borrowed one of Adam's ribs, but long-es:the sun hello every morning: giriles Will'do the skip act and sign the papers, | ‘We can’t help it. It's in our blood). Whtle we're making the broom nes Tround the House our little thinks float away dn sparkilig breeses. We sex “| hamdeome John warbling « Wop’ song underneath the window’ nig b ue tae TOI Mil ‘then before fat! wean that he once wore aoe ee pd plastered hia hair down bofore calling at = away in a emoke wagon and getting our names ‘Il be hanging ¢round some gate waiting for somebody to come out ana: tke the Unkle of a allvery bell! ‘Here I am\ George, I'm yours.’ “You know that Itttle blonde tn that-Bat.ou the cornér—the gir] with the jue eyes, though Lixsie says ahe wears twelve pu: nd t#os a pencil on tyeorows, and often’ heard the old lady eay al vant you Were sweet om 1er2, Weil, her folks wouldn't let John Henry camp thoro any longer and yp all the gas, test Friday afternoon, while mother was ilsying down Soni tap, ttle Genevieve vatiod up John on the telephone and they skipped over Jorsey and signed the papers. They took e chanco on facing the muste, -& when they got back to civvillsation they. ran into pa“and ma with open \nd a happy table wadting for them. ae A “And wht the result. She got her name and beat picture in’ nine In@ Mow she's'\so hufty-duffy she won't recognise a person’ on the biee, aven mo, though I loaned her my bes hat an @ aliok pair of long, brown’ Sho firat night he ever took her to a #how,'’ ‘ : “YWoll,"*" I azked in perptexity, he parents of the gil were ao forgive the happy couple why dd they| previously forbid the young tan! at the house?’ Pe | *Kou've got « lot to learn,” Tess ipsaligs | paving ne. attention. te ‘the ba host Of be ‘wee