The evening world. Newspaper, September 12, 1907, Page 14

_Vhursday, Switember 12, PHL DHHS ASML PPO PLOT POSH Heh dh oho ehhh thoooe #The Newlyweds Their Baby % By George McManus 1907. Zz ine , except Bundey by the Press Pobiiebing Compeny, No. Sto el Park Row, New York. | Bettina Deny { POREYR FOLITEER, Frm, 1 ent $84 fore. J. AZGUB BELAY, Seu-Trewe, 3 eet 11E Mesh HERE. NAPOLEON! 4 N Sooend Mall Matter. ~ : poremramnal Bibeatpeion Malate me a e faeces = : yorhpagland and the Co PAPA PLAY - HERE, NAPOLEON | World for the | | CE entree HIDE SEEK WIV . United States. ne year... Re NAPOLEON! NOW 0} One yen @ 3-9) One month wa! ss PAPA 40 HIDE, BABY FIND Hie? One m NO, 16,823. by What is a jail for? Before High Finance arose such a question would have answered | itself. The object of a jail in those days was ta prevent crime. The | punishment-and the reformation: of | FUNCTIONS OF A JAIL. | turies ago death was the penalty for, scores of offenses. It was assumed \ 5 2 that a criminal was a bad man, an undesirable citizen, and that the way td prevent his committing any more é *- erime was to hang him or cut off his head. For minor offenses the sy OFFIZER, ARREST THAT WHY YoU TALK THAT ' WAS CALLING MY VAS #83 ? DAS Boy NAME| THAT/S CERTAINLY ping off of an ear or the slicing away of the fleshy part of the nose or MAN! HIS DOG ATTACKED FOR? OFFILER you SON NAPOLEON NAPOLEON ? MINE bod IT A FINE a brand upon the cheeks was regarded as suf 3 ME AND MY SONt { VASS ALSO NAPOLEON! ; The, substitution of a jail for the branding iron and the hangman’s} ‘ Moose was regarded as the mark of adyanci tion. « At first jails | TINK You were used only to keep prisoners awaiting trial and to hold debtors until} ; VAS CALL they paid what they owed.--Being unable to pay one’s debis was then} Y Him — offense, i The only privilege that higher criminals had was to be hanged wii: @ rope made of silk instéad of ordinary hemp, or to be beheaded with Ener ‘the sword instead-of an axe. With these distinctions, higher criminals ( fi | had their cases attended to first. A high noble was more likely to lose cil his head than a peasant, Peasants were needed to do the work and to) = ¢ taxes, while the nobility! could be spared. CY i Y j Ge ‘ ac BPR: . ie o pai ee ‘the ister Bees has reversed the Ought a Wife to Receive Wages? 2 & : By ae a & GERTRUDE BARNUM 2 Talks to Girls ninery of law 1s too clumsy to effect the maddening even—th Uttle things which are the most Imooftant things in band toward the average wite. The law can punish a man for dea 3 wife, but it y and het er endurance of domest!c t dompel him to treat her as an equal. If I were a patience h I should be thrashed severely every Satur- persecution of innumer s to be told wbeo! YY": cannot make men respect Women by act of Congress, | template \ithout falling Insolvents no longer go to jail, and the bigger the bankruptcy, like “that of an Inter.-Met., the more likely are the men responsible therefor to go to Europe or to Newport, instead of the Tombs. The silken noose > reel 4 “ ei i a6 day night rather th be regarded aminbly aa a pacnpertd to be evaded for the hanging of big thieves has been entirely abolished. The electri nonentity all the rest of the week, PhiSical cruelty fs less Every husband ought to pi Addition to her fond ‘ehair, which is the only means of legal execution in this State, is reserved kalling thin mental cruelty, and I can conceive nothing more ing. The amount of meecuintcarbyet “Chestnuts ” é ede Saar ‘ ‘i Intolerable than the blandly indulgent tolerance of the nor- a law compelling + ) for coarse, brutal criminals, not for wholesale robbers and public de anli Habana leoEtie Mermal ei EECOnEIA Gone caneea cine 66 A 2SENCE makes the heart grow fonder.” seta ESEe eens é ee fb du rot ondence 2 z L= This mag the brief but potnted conversation I over=_ The county jail réceives only the snratt try. “Pickpockets who ¢ ; edie eis Wa apenaton oranda) eu parakiialw Aes “e scardiiia ween gieylirlend eeaualanalaccnentantngr Tretail business, and at the most filch from two to three pockets a day, e bread she eats, the clothes she Wears, the roof unde: may be sald that this sordid arrange 1 oy t whom she was parting: and as we walked away together: ad the alr which ‘shoe breathes. He Woes not r her privilege, and earns thrice over everything she Hze that she selves from but the answer to that objec sting conditions of marringe fons against im the decay ove. ts passing out jon tn t an survive anyt A set | which she i frequently go to the Tombs and to the penitentiary. ~The men who pic! | payn dearly fo: thousands of pockets through their traction mergers, their insurance Cor- | luis hand ae fuption, their Wall Street manipulation and their civic graft do not go) Bee aoe which « arfarecel ee en ner hus “to jail at all, but ride around in their automobiles and their private ai or Of enévolence when be paya/a dresemexer's 1th y, women hunwr this extraor!inary delusion, and cover thelr humiltat! yachts. swith th y of gratitude. The grititude of wonien for the fung to them by m animous men im one of those things whi! Edna explained. “That girl's talk,” she said, “is mouldier than the worst hestnut I ever drew. She deals out stale old mottoes, bun- Glen of dusty quotations and popular airs of the day of Methuselah, til! you think you muat be your own grand- jother! Us I laughed, in spite of myself, though Edna was in deadly arnest. “Its no la. qith her ail da: Reddy the Rooter. G3) Co 6D By George Hopf eacardirim | oe 1m hat novelty bit, ‘This’ Ts fg regarded hy him as a s husband feois ove, bis: stmination of love often neve ned. I the wi tbe asked t ! fice her Ihe y an well an her Iife.—Chicago Tribune. hing matter!" she cried. “If you had been as I have, you'd be alck In bed by now, fa the Int-of Septembe: ; 5 t that feazed her? She hands out a bag of pe: d say [OR? DELIGHTED, MR BONDS TEE HE WAS So G000,S0 NCBLE/AHME. pe hat feazed her wet handelgut e bag anuta and says ny! 1 mays, TUS s THE BUILONG OH You ARE Se HUCK LIKE] WHEN | THINK OF How HE USEO TO aN eiaateetoeet tne IN, AUNY BETTIE! 1 MY FIRST { CLEAN THE FISH ANC CooK FOR NE She never caught onto way gaze and g¢ yy : } waves were saying PNT You ComeuP a KHU BANDS WHER 1 HAD RAEUMATIE nota wid weve In a hondred. wiles, Few Minores 7? 4 z Is Was Like This All Day. “Pretty soon she begina to sing; and, of course, It was ° We Roilf Along, Rol! Along, Roll A-long,’ and followed th with ‘Way Down Upon the Ruwanee River.’ I told her we wasn't rolling along and was hitched to the do ks at South Ferry, apd asked her for goodness sake to cut out the Suwance River, for once. ‘Drink, pretty creature, drink,’ was all she says back, loading Ht was dike that al: You'd think she'¢ ented "A. is a joy forever’ and 4] to him who evil tuinke.’ ‘None but the fair’ and ‘When ts a bed noc a hed’ were seived up Ike rolls. Then she insisted on describing the Iandscupe—the hills an mount a.’ cows were ‘lowing kine’ and dirty little Rushed about the way the ‘woodbine twineth’ ( how the ‘mwallow hemeward Mes’ (they wes She never r ntenoe fr: er than McGuffey’s Third Reader. In got to ‘While there Js life there ts hope’ and ‘Love's young dream. Ag Rround out ar! is such sweet sorrow’ I thought it was all over for one dey. So T just nat lly couldn't stand for it when ahe tuned up again with that moth- = ; ——1 [ae . SS) eaten Or gan ETINGEr Atty AdOUt Absence making the heart Krow fonder, — That [a WHEN ILOoK INTO YOUR LiQuic | ; KILL THE HORSE-HIDE, OL PA waa one too many, with no policeman in alght It is a question whether the time has not come for a reaction agains\ the abolition of capital punishment. There are some men so steeped in ‘iniquity, so successful in crime, so obdurate to honesty, so powertul in Fas Politics and so allied to the officials charged with the enforcement of th: criminal law that the only way to check their career in crime is to han them. : Of course; if the jail performed its functions this wotta not b. ecessary. But the jail is only the terminus of the machinery of justice The first step is for the District-Attorney to prosecute, That is what the District-Attorney is for. Only how can a District-Attorney be expected to send to jail the of beauty “dig criminals whose contributions were accepted for his campaign fund? | |ewwe Eves, How , Gan sce poor a AOR maaone: too a eatnuta’ was polite to what I As Goy. Hughes pertinently said in his address to the Grand Army JOHN!- GASPING FOR BREATH -AS' HE Kitk 17} THOSE GuYS NEED ole : of the Republic on Tuesday at Saratoga: —= SES To me BETTIE Gag the Platitudinous imbeciles. | nen * g > oI DARLING, SES) ‘Ne will all agree that il was,in fact, too polite, The same fiag which fiouted over the armies in the field, floats over “the public buildings in which are gathered the chosen servants of tnt i oth: is t limited to times of conquest, but is equally \ere Tove OT COUTTS MECE*EDOVE TOVe | The New Utilities B from tho ard ought to put thelr heads together and devise relief sgenerales Who relteraie ‘Age before beauty” or “The ‘od Dlees 'om.” A morning guard should defend us from “It you're wak- bop tem tones patie A Rat abil BHR omacrt us satel se peat Goodale ladies." During the day all platitudinous tmbectles could be gagged, leolated, segregated, or in some other way prevented from blocking public thoroughfares and exhausting the alr of the community. sent atmosphere originality flaps {ts wings and collapses like as every torm of service . Letters from the People. thropist can be induced to found x ro: proper roaating of pa Science Now Dates Eggs. to assist our oarly rising tn the Cruelty to Animals. Mo the Faltor of The Evening World: Otttimes w 8 fying < Tt 4s a wonder that more ts not done; en our band, strokes our ch! Tastee ea et 7 Yo help the poor dumb animals. Poor eal, &e. His extra ANIA man has devi i © date hens’ eggs, so iat aser may arcertain tielr age at a glance, His scheme ts to to human kind, however, ts to which Is attached a rubber chute, which conveys the hhoraes have to stand In the broiling sun vide a ed food bax tied over appreciated. Man: fet pas c ae ae iS ee es : with an priate foo pester lores ae any goles, - = = -— | ty the dating appliance, Tie chute is arranged with rubber stops to leesen And long after they are through feeding ova Began with “D,"" Anyway. | AB n L h . tis speed of the egg as it roils merrily.on (ts way. The dating attachment is thetr drivers as x rule are too lazy to n bean known to (6 JPN’ when they gits to Italy | i unch of Laugns, operatid by clockwork, and one Winding will keep it running @ year. Aa the asi Oe ene Se Chuan | eve amen a aaa eae ne b Cale Aaa > ESS, of egg roaches the dater it 1 caugit inva clutch and held tn place while ‘he stant » ma. eh maken « 4 vorkferous ree ; ulte € rah to n basket. i their Nying are comyfortable. | terrific decks and tur tyou might say ov ; HERE ts the nnd freshness of ing the 4s applied. 17 then runs into a baske they mate : t 66 notations | Penieene eno me Kood, considerate ne dismal fallure tw © in. ‘rd nen alaces 0} i ¢ bags, she ansaerie: the country every 4 e ‘ i Pea eee ee reer Teena | grace tment Min eth ! s tien jlo: the Geuntarecu AUmmer New Land for Chinese. MRS. M8. KL | FP DGS MAN, “Dogs!” I gasped. ‘Palaces of the Caen) \eed, are the comments p.IBPRIA-t#-feeling the preesure of tha hard-working Chinamen. The highe Why Not South Pole Trips? 5 ean | Doxe! : Bho (turning )—There! How do you 4). ‘ whioheeneethelesdrat wager paid in Siberia and in the Ajnur provinces attract them. Trayellera Berea is tiecietiate lanveaine -world! he ee A (oer jos. then, I s'nose van mixht He-s And the more you tter 1 iike it impse of said Bishop Burgess, on the Trans-Siberian Railway eay that inumen are seen constantly We hear vo much about trying to) 7) 2h Seat eas | TOSCO fOARIAMES, i y } os children make ac overy atation of the railway aa far inland as Irkutsk, being engaged as frutt Ree catrarie mole bat tow nbour the | 12 iw preventing a mar, ain't apelt that way I thought you were married, and yet you're sewing on your own but}! “Ong child, found gazing with pas-|qad truck farmers and coming to the train to dispose of thetr produce to pas- “Bouth Pole? Will clover readers ex | from. i ted more than threc| y with the ‘e ons. | slonate Interest at a lot of hens, wis! songers. Much of the money made by these people is remitted to thelr relatives Slain: why there are no expeditions to mes A Prewident of the Untind states’ | rp) ‘ “for an uned- “Iam married, bu! I keep my independence let-me tell you."~Meggen-$ | asked if he had never seen chickens! st nome. It !s a custom with Chinese never to write home without forwarding i v. MP. |sucated'man you are th’ most ignorant } dorfer Blaetter rane sit ba ‘ ee Bouth Pole eee | jucated 'm efor | Ai a is the wenals wiv! jv Commandant: et) Annapolis, I ever see, Do you mean to tell me you one re I've seen ‘em bef. eg eemeerena need i of The Eventns World ain't never hear of th' Dodges of Venice “Did you take hiv + hla room as he requested | “put after they wus i |/e the zaltor of The Evening Wort ‘To whom should -Yi-write to learn the ‘(ititteenminutesak To Teach Soldiers to Dance. vat “ housety ts moet require “Well. peek over the tr t eo has fal "t klelen fee “oommon"’ ay Tequlrementa for admfasion to _Armap- Well. peek the transom and soe tf he has fainted; he hasn't kick HN, PICQUART, the French Minister of War, has ordered the establish: pocla] and affectichate of aut domestic olla and the ptudies I should take u the #ize‘of {t yet."'--Houaton Post ree Senet tara st cay aca Varin | ose Sr NE Erp een 4 i Aa py | ment of a dancing class at the non-commissioned office7s’ school at Join- tals. 1 sto pase th 0 enter r Neele- f to train mfHtary dancing mas| wing and dance for sentertain us 9 commandant there oan give you there. Dodge ‘Bot ‘ r sked him. Me nal with some clever feat that beats the information aa to study. requirements, | HOhow. Pe tent plot. an intelligible libretto and no Inter- Boe: aon thrashint Giraudet, the abrar bath TER IaM Sadi ncareaoy ca acsuvenae tend eto roariy | Jaw of gravitation, to supervise our App.y (o your Congreauman tor admie | But "mat f ¢ Courier-Journal $i] cuines? ot there fj and ite | recommended such a meahure, He re poleon I. ene. 5 York an r bad enough here, where Its dune by | couraged his men te dance before going into battle, te inarease thelr courage \ @elly work, our napa and forty winks, son w the academy, “tealy, not by a Geraed sight,’ nnn es eet nena aid, at eens pce gual.) :