The evening world. Newspaper, August 20, 1907, Page 11

____#rerlooked_s few bets that Mr. Broad- audience at the Lyric last night. It would have been willing to have Mr. Broadhurat tell “Why George Left Home with those seif-:ame musical “fnterruptions. “Or course “The Man of the Hour’ may have bad nomething to d@o with the case. Try may have em- boldened Mr, Broadhurst to look “The; Wrong Mr. Wright" In the and “The from L "f was this way: When the man (the ] h the angel face, the flashing eyeglasses ani his hand in his Pocket), fits: wrote the piece !t had) Songs to burn, and Roland Reed burned | them, and so ft wen and there you were In words to this effect, Mr. George ‘Broadhurst, at the Lyrto. Theatre iast | aight, reviewed the eventful history of | “The Wrong Mr. Ws now “The | Lady trom La: the Rrace of) Bre, —ant whet breve, —deftant—et: thor was pleased, or displeased, to term) THAT REALLY WAS A MISS LAWRENCE, al Interruptions" | apology Was accepted, Mr. 1 music was acceptable, and all fn all “The Girl from Lane's earned’a| Welcome quite on her own account. There was a long-skirted chorus upon which Marie C Hy ned from an upper box, aristocratic cas! ail in pink, telephone girls all In black, and typewriters all in something else, Including an ccstasy of delxht, not to} mention sopranos, baritones and things Going their Broadhurstian best to make erybody forge, “The (Wrong, Mr. Wright.” Before the consclence-stricken author Justified himself, one felt, rather regretfully, that Mr. Shakespeare had got into the game a little early and hurst and Mr, Richard Harding Davis, with “The ¥ankes Tourist’! around the corner, are now raking in with gteased expressions. Now. for instance, there's “King Lear,” which with William Rock, aay, might {do hnost ag well az “The Orehid." And think of the chance for! @ rollicking chorus in “Macbeth,” with Marie Dressler ax Jady Mac—think of that, Hedda \. And yet this woult be all wrong. for @id not Mr. Broadhurst stand on his wn ground, end was ho nol reaping the legitimate reward of firat inten- tions? Who could look at that honest, condensed long primer face and say that its sole owner and manager was} squeezing the lemon? Surely not the} coax. ALL wih vel be right all cighs, | all right.” CES So there was Kerker squeezing | _tunea out cf Tom Wise, who waddied| happily throush the part of jouy oll) Seabright. He took a name that didn’t belong to him aud was almost arrested | for robbing | if, Hoe was loved} and pursued (t amounts to the same! thing) by Truly Shaituck, the! only Hving lady detective who sings a ner work. Mr. Wise was neyer funnler | d Zffss Shattuck was never go cleve: fk in the Mitle love scouen where she| kept her hand on her heart end her] SNeedn’t Go Back. and hert:it was— |‘ | Mr. Broadhurst | Perey Bronson, | welcome fairly, Lady POPP ane’s eye on 15,000 reward she was aftor. But the biggest of all wax ac dentally scored by Walter Percival. | who Js no comedian, whatever -elae he may be. When Miss Ida Hawley told Was masquerading as her matd Proadburst somehow, som ‘ must have & Stoora to Con- quer''—the: | y nteman replied. with all. the forling tam: an able-botied baritone can throw ints a line “Theres no mistuking a lady, no mi er how she js situated.” that surprises: ‘The burst of laughter the Joving couple, singula blessed |with teeth, xhowed that alittle fentl ment ‘la a very dangerous thing for) Tha plece was ‘at. tt best when Mr. Wise was rolling out his humor, or rocking tt out as he did in a capita doRevking Chair AODKs doub as Inspired by the famous rock- Ink fleet of the Larchmont Yacht Club, sails th seltzer seas. in fair weather and foul. ; Miss Georgia Lawrence, who ‘looked oa three-alarm fire in a red: dres and hat, also scored with a beautiful servant-gti ballad, — entitled “That Really Was a Lovely Place for Me. which showed Mr. Broadhurat clever at lyrics,” The quality of Miss Lawrence's. voice war not fully understood until she ex- plained In a Inter slaughter of Kerker ody that she learned to sing through me school, She should a correspondence | in a scncol 3) take an extra course the deat. | Miss Shattuck proved that “It Takes a Woman to Catch a Man’ In a yolce that gaye evidence of having passed a pleasant aummer vacation, and Miss) Hawley ang often and well, Mr. Per- cival was best In ory-Book Days,""{ with the calclim seeing red, and worst! iu imitations 6f singers who won't Dear | repetition. Mr. Robert Peyton Carter, | whe-turoed plana for the oecaston: MP.) vyho tralied after Mr. | Wise. and Mr. Milliam Barrows, who pverworked h fan a detiboy, put! themselves on good terms with the au- dience In a song <hat bore a suspicious resemblance io the lay of the Jatl- birds In "Sergeant Brue.: Mr, Wise ald i | i THOMAS WISE. a funny bit of pintomime in another) number, “but he almost spoiled it crowding “Woman, Lovely Woman, her bathing sult. to the verge of bad taste, Mr Lionel Walrh, who acted a/ silly ass Englishman, was successful in making a disagreeable part amusing to those who Nke that sori of thing. Although the last act ran a trifle dry of music, the second was particul well supplied, and endet with a bul of “grand gpera’’ that was almost fs funny as the real thing. “The Girl from Lane's 1s a bit old- fashioned In spots, put she earned her and {t ts safe to say she needn't my back. CHARLES DARNTON. 7 , , ome! four jot = = F. Marion Crawford, ssi" T barrained with your maater, and) j Matte acd (oy furterglh aa Mapai | Fone ety | si} jhe agreed.” Carlo "Zeno, ® Venetian. the sum of four! oth -mpenke ‘ ae | Omobono wondered what would hap-| 5 ‘ i hundred and forty gold ducats of Venice, for| / eaker, doed not : é Author of “Mr, Isaacs **Dr: Claudius; Etc. petmatter neta pronounced “the mys-(> Ne. nel--Gertalalyt And 1 thank rs“ pitawing: merchandlae: treiva demas, bay es S |terfous words. Gullabi looked keenly at| you, alr.’ | For ope Greek maid slave, slave Plover: wil vee that he haw rm coy [fim and van silent for’ a moment,| “I suppose," maid Gullabi,” “that you! born: between seventeen and and “you can jest keep Copyright, 180, By Phillips Publishins | vife, who had. put off ner finery, USN) Netther of them noticed that Zon mada | would do as much for me. shaiie OA Atethusa, with= ance tal tori yourself “ie fed In Zoe, closely veiled and wrapped }q quick movement as she stood by the| “Of cours, of course,” answered wcar OF pirth: tented One, net be Fone rereea leah the cloak she bad worn on the pre-| table between them. The Armenian|Omobono. “Shall, we count the) hiir“prown tyes. tiventy-elght deagy, Omobono, shaking SYNOPSIS OF PRECEDING CHA’ Ss low night. It qwas, In fact, necessary | rome suddenly and went-to shut thel gq | teeth mil sound, “weighing two > jucats?’ h C0 AR jagarle ano, a dashing, soldier of fortuns,| chat she should bedollyered up in re- | doors. | Ree EE eed tee kK Temptation. 2 AYER HCG Fae Vanetian. gute 1h Mecuttrut female | {Urn for the cold, and the nogress had! ‘Where? he agked an he cromea! Je Qirange Document. Greek, Wath and ftallans-.v+ Beats aol’ EE HOW: TO GAIN FLESH. teeter etal nas Aagaiaee liad pce pce ede iaibra e irate [When the operation was almost] Fer re, ivtroorm of fourean ate, Veneta Goat ZG Armenian | over, < Omobono's face fell at th “ ret dd owith the! Sha? Wa) ahewering to. the stand business,” } lore | HE rity t# full o: men who Are trying to lose Gealer, Gulla! Guibenkjan. |The ord ee y, i ¢ t the unex-|pniahed, the negress returne wering to eas 23," ho wald. thentent { = {women who arc try Leal, pee Geen eomtueting: essai tesmiatiant £2 eg Eat it : : ds None svat rings of a choy ning I +The country ts crowded with those who have lost The putthase ofa beautiful Gresk ci ny AS Pagic Password, POCTET UNG APDRTEN TY TSW UUSE= | TWO. any Bits, WHOSE Common niece, je rr ER Whee sarrety roid, and kay raids ior thelr curves and are trying ta got them back again hoe egepted ter of Lady, then TAG tunlla aay healaeGailabl tn | Hon Instantly Zoe bent down and| features were wreathed In smiles, and A Gr, branded. each ashe rose. . knotting them " t them bac in| han been ps 3 ve, f hibesred j lave Mali neyabe the hem of Zoe's hair, binck’ eyes, | ‘ow mil | A few very thin women, those whose physleal condition ft} "Sti, ‘wigew and her te ¢ Muleet tones, “fetch those two girla who | fF) ieuutieaiace taenaeG | they, Degemobono: inapested them critic] and thenty-claht, teeth, traingd trudging along atte: tho eon ' docs not come from overwrought nerves, remain in town with Zoo and an old: slave named, jhave waited on Kokona Arethusa, The| fore ned dack to hear the} cally, and really thought them cheap, {0 W#lt Ont iMGe des Quins. | Wendering much at” auane and are able miccessfully to arrange thelr daym’ and their BAYS, fund, MADLY etnge {ae Venetlan merchant will buy them for| Clerk answer, ahd was standing erect | at twelve ducaty each, as Indeed they {’Syartamusl 4 ja thac had happened to him gate | @iet with the one alm of gaining flesh, ‘They are the women who can banish Mi. Uniest ‘she, caii Nave ‘eertain. Iuxvi!e2| op and imotonieae, amains and he! dla noti were put Guliabicald, aot. mean ler to]. ot ‘elven te |For he! wan curjoun, ar gun aad, leas, « worgy, who turn a hecdiess ear to the enticement of the bargain sale, ‘Thoy tive Mentse teave} ress, Sh] The negress grinned and went out.| Suspect that ‘ahe had moved Fete rat cldscand had ceovered, its witht docats:eachites Ducate 0 /1t feritated him to tel Rat mame stay\at home during the cheat of the day and do aw ttle as possiile. Thoy My eared to, Gpllanrs , b wnt BY this time Omobono had made up hla | “Over tho water,” answered Omobono, |one vt his | entered Ducata 40 | him and nest int S, MOF arrange to take nourishing apd fattening foods at short Intervals and to ent etter, et AtHyAal Zeno Wuya nec Me ie { mind what to say. | with perfect conndence jie now borged eto. take the AR nS ee ce eee of which ‘he de what agrees with them. They Indulge in naps and regular outdoor exercive SieO% in ite: surrounds herselt. und forma deby airy he begancin a conolliay| | Kou; may have the two for four (anisned counting: and. \waluhing. and witness) Sebawtion Orrovone, | Hteelt In such nonsonsl Tasos. a and Indoor physical culture—they have overcome the feverish activity of body ah iea romania hep (ary Big eeTt Pentean| Cea oie, Onmase UAE we are frends | An ene Cugetay Gullah: But you wrote oulihie \wecelpt for ithe) money SLT | water, which eet oey" and “over the @hd mind, and given Uline they wil row fal, But alas for the other kind! Miatwecrctary is nent to bring hee and (WO) ~ suoh ‘truly ‘amoniehing results, eee “Tell me how to get fat! wan the first word spoken to me by n prominent steno to Fano's house, 25 «68 | the previous afternoon he had met tour actress the other evening at a dinner where we had mot for tho first. ilma / M a) [ihe mewroane her hoes abaurd worden “Tell mw how to cet fat!" she repeated with the mme Intensity which electrineg | CHAPTER VI. | eo) TO jthe nactissan to Sainte Sarge seg jer audience. Bhe grabbed me by the wrist, looked Into my face with every Cortinued.) hee iy Ant 8 Greak slave: Hit whom “feature atralned. ‘oH me how to get fat. Look! Look! she exclaimed ie . ” —< er | beauttul creature, he hed mbit) sdramaticall. she held out 4 very slender arm. “I haven’: an atom of flesh. | “T Ama Slave. <1 j aes ‘ i coe tana Gland valu alc (ont the ruined house In the Rpéuit Ly "we tried everything. Nothing does me any «ood. Nothing tt apiece - 2 A ME. N. ana: Kal itaskaow some manithere who oy . er. She was so closely. v ‘ Aasscnedigakeairie mervonnl a Uinay Gia Ree MOBONO nodded obedientty and THE ENGAGEMENT RING. | yxown ner. 1 ix possibie to moet a man to the otters. She $s the wife that he coukl not in the least gasoa with me. age makes me nervous, T have no time for treatments, I'm aa galt AM engaged, bUt he has not given me an engage i what her face was Ike. ; worrying myself to death. Oh, tell mo what to do! {ollowed is inatructions, | Bo: tt CX) [irre ileWhati shallit) doy cerrit Vey | ecormally, out iyou must: getoan intro: 1 : ‘ seo ate n cy Vhat sha! " writes a cry aes — All this time she had kept hold of my arm with enough nervous: force to _ came to pass HOARE Hbep stan es sitll duction to a girl, F \Into a New World, move a grand PING: Byery eyuaple wan so Intense that even Iktening waa ee ape palanquina and eight) The answer to thia quextlon depends targeiy on! Hts Choice Among Six. |Solution to the Since she not only know tha first preatelioes sed chats wae thle celayer) womans DUEnINg Up her strength and besides a couple of Zeno's| the financial condition of the flance. It seems to me no P le, | Pasaword, but had sehtapered the necond Vitality, &c,, uselessly and never even realizing that ft waa this Intensity which 2caret® besides & Colpo Oe WaaTGlabaGi posal tharane: lacianwleltedslienallsartne:be: Dear Hetty: ‘ Elevator Puzzle. to hm, tie wondered Why ahe Shacinee rusty. servants, +. ‘ d e ‘af very good habits | ‘ 8 c Helped Keep her thio, a : al Aa {rolhal with a alinple, Inexperislye ring. ff on the other] | AM A zeuneeman at very food habite used ier Deowiedge, 19, at har rae Ave frat thing for a nervous woman todo if she wants to Krow fat Is to furrieirmenten and the secretary went hand he is In tomfortable circumstances he should buy span at (yt tae el ca eee care lution of yesterdays Who Knew the words should not ites BeRrih Mental ANG TS) sien reiteusion nnd practse;lte: Gal akithal exact meaning “18 owurrervroons tn) count and, welah the most beautful ring he can afford, If 1 were this)! spa Inaleetonaureane Mas BREAN AS, Tei sil tyaaitnieate | Panaed (Ogee r Je Acie: BeCret broths Mee eee tL EST eae Teeth eee aera auun Ramanineeds, 111) tec caMbit batore, thimrbeian iiss mit who has written to me and I was convinced the T0)ne2 Youn indiel, wily tee eat Baa ee PEL imaatSrarhan [eouid chevy oalli coe anata inla niner ol Ten times to one this nervour tension Is tho cause of malnutrition, and noth (He Mi en sage tn fll young man in the Cams tad sumMelent money, I think [210 “TTY Jeet oe eed valary, bu ‘ nowad that men, women | Gmobono was. a0 much Ioterested ig ing. will make food assimilate while the mental and physical strain ts being Bone Gellver OTe ia Gute! I would employ a little strategy, Have some girl friend re au ie " Sea reve iadisany Aaa oumaren waren the ratio o ‘eer thesa problema that he dd ‘not see Kept up, When food in properly assimilated the thin woman need only bide her “T NAve th Sen a ee vel a you\tell her of your engagement=-In the presence of your funce of | *Pend ft mostly on th Hea eer tour tive, and t the elevator | where he way Ul tho leading palanguin Bee ANG ane ctelnaTy, ote Oe mereele ARG cha wall grow, (at eee her and with whoth she ts | Oh, haw nice! Let me see your ring’ —to which you can tnake answer | There is one Habit Bh) could accommodate twelve men, nisen| 7 oro iimaelt Was not to be seen. The ralted s B Atcst iy nity Nthing to {HnOW hates to see me sp eet y Hilda ) prove * ‘ado! ay + Wek pleased. A# for asking too high Stully, SU Havent gut It yet. ‘This will give the youre man something to | HnOw TAlOk to mon Blt ste lnk Ait women aty ehildran, 4 : ant at the ‘door gmgbono : ee forty duets for the (wa. la|thinic about, nnd te It Ina't enoush whe can give him a gertous talk and tell him [Mone Oe wi Oh Alls ht A BN oujtys figures, tet us assume slip of co ron, Pap hich, the mer- ANY of my readers are in the habdit af coming to sce me per- pai ee They a gift at that. how much much questions from her friends embarrays her, Pespaeeihatiieasane Liar id? weighed sixty Midrebias nun $ wis to! tak argon to What ‘sonally—the correspondents from out of town tsuallyscrile for sirorty dubate!? sald Omobono, cast- | as —— xing of keeping ex-lurtve ant tala A eas Sheyed | Ormes appointments and thus avoid a uscless trip. In order to up his eyes and preparing, to bar- \arat tine To maw her, 1 haye thour h this one iady, 1 hate nda. i ee eter €. o a re . . 1 " ’ the * and elf gent the Iokona's apart A! facilltate matters I shall hereafter be “at home” until further notice far ee He Wants to Meet Her. many Rays of Now T could speak Her Seago Raa ASU a HteGtaRATEUaTIRN Omobono agi alunding aslges tetany ; "he |B ss sees 5 : x face] pear tatty ; er and I-have found no friends w » do ay poutida, or atx Is and Mx Younis “It the hokona desires anys those readers of The Evening World see, wish to sce me on aubsocte: 0} + \ke stone, "may my tongue URING. the pant. three months Tl} know her, T cannot seceed In thatthe of athiee young i andes is i cam x Bie ho will please. to" send one pe interest to them or to gther women on Tucsday afternoons from 4 to 6. My akethe (uur agalatty have notised & glel passing my| way, How can 1 sperk to her, as I am/!iady. What shall T dot ‘ gents ) iy 2 iil a aed were oars, Tee matde to. me. 1am the master’s |. MARGARET H. AYER, Omohono! hesitated: =Pefore he could way, and in retyrn she-notlees me, | broken-hearted? FOURTH STR THOMAS HANBRO. prooiem ja that ny eqretary.’ anewe rld’s. HSK S KKM Se ses * a ed * MAK Ss se Best Fun : New York Thro’ Funny Glasses By Irvin S.-Cobb. the bush ‘with a part In politics and Th Vegetarian for the purpose « 1 ron fo and unlimited coinage which created m 1 first printed { Who Gre Tutaba Raw! UNCLE HI, IVE COME Goon, TO SPEND TWO WHOLE WEEKS WITH ” You! ANT. IT MOST DINNER TIME, UNCLE “HI? KEEP HER. UP! ITS CREAT EXERCISE, FER YE! AR party } the turtff on Bermuda on! 1a Follet in roy of I! tte, ! Hee fuck ra, BCOSH! 1 JIST NEED A MAN To HEL WITH THE G ! IME was when a veget person y believed { hot worth two, in the bush an WAS bird in nee. been organized hominating Senator La Follette for Pres: m having for @\-vardinal tssues the free dot and ¢ asm wher La Follettef garden mas, rutabaga! Raw!) RAW!!! with a_cumpalgn. known simply as & the hand: wax if he got a ehanes to ent lad dressing on \t, But now he !s playing In Ohicago se abolition, of slogan } ving (oF the D * * * Moreover love Broads, a foe vegetables but Inspired by in the write beho: the use of member Honor t Good bus In life All flesh Too many New not for the Jams K cs IrAKe worth breskfant red SSF SF OF ET Ot ot tt * tr * * yd expert now may be t Hacketts, realization and that res meat se thi {ale the «crass of as an follow r to arreng m of tie cult, fodder hh needs no~wine, the Myer? should be arass broths spoll the cooking. foods sweep Clean. ne hap come ur never became real! rt {able of re One man's meat is anybody's poison, Spare the rajish and spoil the child. Sauce tor the gnnder ‘a ft for the goose. A little wishbone {a a’ dangerous ‘thing. is E In our midst has * proper 1 are of chickens that come home to roast. If watches were turnips I'd wear one thatde. ; Nolther fish, nor flesh, nor good herring?—Certainly not! Better a dinner of herbs where love ts, and then some 1 Bee-saw, Marjory Daw, TIS 15 A BUM A AND THE MoS@ATDES| ARE AWFUL, BUT I'M \N THE COUNTRY, ALL RIGHT! THERE ! fe GiVE You A ta CIT UP BILL, IT: FOUR O'CLOCK ' COIN’ To SLEEP ALL FORENOON 2 vUST SEE HOW MY HANDS ARE BLISTERED ! WAAL, I GOT A LOT. O WaRK ening World ored that provender to us that proverbs NEARLY: Yoo BAD- ILL GIVE YE AN EASY JOB THIS AFTERNOON CUTTING woop!/ Se nd verses for) reot the herbs R. W. Taylor, Sst ob ot 8 Ot et ALILALALLSESIAELSALARAIS IAD, Humorists ~ * © * *” * * * Rosa from bed and ate the straw— Hence breakfast food, ott ror Jack Sprat would eat no fat, Hix wife would eat no lean; And #0 between them both, you They compromiged on. proteld nut A book of verses underneath a bough, A joaf af bread, a jug of wine and thou— A bite of the bread/and a bite of thh ‘bough— And willerness wero Puradise, I swaw! THE FUNNY PART In the old mest-eating days of Sameon and Jc }a few strong boss to maturity, The Jarr Family's Daily J By Roy L. McCardell. ; nny HB Jarr famtly, Mr. Jarr having a day off, ‘wero sponds’, ing a day at the searide. a ] Now. don't yuu, ko buying the. ettldren a/lot of * sald Mrs. Jarr, when, atter the perils of the trek, they arrived at thelr deatination, “Wille always ortes ‘for’; candy and popcorn, and It always makha him ‘alc’ { don't: I want a b'leon!" cried Willie. © want a b'loon, Joo!” cried the little girl. What do you want thoxe. balloons for? asked Mr. Jarr, “They sre not ike the good old-fashioned ballodna they used'ta sefl at the country falra when I Wan a boy. Those WERE balloons! If you ever let go of the string Away they went up tn the alr, and all your crying wouldn't bring them back, because they were gentulne gas balloons! But these things they sell nowadays? Pooh! They are only blown up with alr, and if they were tled tight to the end of a wand they‘d fall to the ground!” “I want a b'loon!'’ shouted the Ilttle boy. "Me want a b'io0n, too!’ chimed tn the little girl. Nidn't you Just hear me say they were no good?" shame to throwaway « nickel aplece on them. {8 money Jn your bank. Won't that be nicer?’ he added with a: winning smile, This dl t appeal to the cnildren at ali. The boy commenced to start the child's endless inquiry so maddening to the average bystander. ~ “Mamma, cant I have onet Can't I have one, manna’ Why can't I have }one, mamma? Mamma, can't I have one? Can't I have one? Why can't Ihave. one? 1 want one, mammal Say, mamma, can't I have one? Why can't I have one, mamma?’ and so on, over and over again, while the litde girl throw herself down on the ground and bawled !ncoherently. Mra. Jarr brought the Ittle girl to her feet with a Jerk, adminixt oun tone boy, wid Rave SY, Jarra withering glance, AIT at The “I might have known tow it would be!’ ahe began. “What enjoyment do L have when I zo anywhere and have to drag these children? They have my heart broken the way they ac: liste she ceased her plaint and turned fercely on Mr, Jarr. “If it was beer for your friendw you wouldn't. begrudge the mon: excinimed. “The poor children don't get out often, and they have very few ures! Here!’ she said, turning. to the children, “even if your father won't buy anything for you. mamma will!" And she opened her handbeg and commenced to mearch 1n among the hairpins, notions, letters fram friends, recelyed the week before and read over; bills, betrayed by the envelope and not yet opened; the lkeys of her bureau and closet doors, all carried religiously, although ary one of tha keys would open all of the locks; two safety pins, a glove buttoner, a powder dabber and the other necessities of life that all women carry Jn their handbags, ; : Meanwhile Mr. Jarr had- bought two balloons from the verider, a red one and a blue one; the little girl demanding a blue one and then crying for her brother's, which she decizred was Qgger and redder than ders, lL. to raise ars. | | | | | “T want a b'loon!"* asked Mro Jarre. “It's @, Walt till we get home and’ TH put red a sound | Mr. Jarr, remembering the recent rebuke anent tha ballc ona, fnmediately ace coded to the request, whereupon Mrs. Jarr protested vigorously, declaring they nad come down for a salt-water bath, and now here Mr. Jarr was delaying-cvery- | thing and there would be no time for it. | “And all this week I've been wanting a dip In the ocean!" she declared. ‘‘T | haven't been feeling well, and I know a salt-water dip would do me good; but nobody cares for mo ey how I. feel!" Finally the family party got to the beach, the little boy bragging loudly how | he was going to swim right through the waves and the little girl crying because, az sho ‘eclared, “Wille wants to take all the swims from me!"' But when the bathing sults were secured and put on the children Willie con- | tented himself with getting his ankles wet, while the little girt screamed tr mortal | terror at every attempt of her father to get her n the water at all. | "I want you to teach me to swim: sald Mrs. Jarr, when, after leaving the children on the beach, she waded out to two feet; “but don't leave go df my band and the rope, and don't take me near thoso breakers!” | "It dan't deap on the other side of the breakers,” said Mr. Jntr. “Coma on out, ‘You can't swim here.” | “Yes, I can," said Mrs, Jarr, “and I Furthermore, I can fee! an undertew, | wet!" -Mr_Jarr’ groaned andstood by. - And when she got home Mrs, Jare told al the nonse to go away trom Now York when you could take little trips to the seaside. | Juat one day, she added, had Gone her and the children a world of good. Goats at $2,500 Apiece. HEN English capitaltsts were trying to establish Angora ralsing tn.South | W Africa they pald as much as $2,500 aplece for goats to induce the Turkish | owners of fine flocks to risk the severe penalties of the Sultan's lawa| tobe where I can held the rope, | way I don't intend to get my halr | ETHUSA @ A and do not ask an exorbitant price. I| cannot expect me to take anything off), beseegh you to be obliging, by four toes the price of the Kokona, he added. | the second Princess in Slav ‘forbidding the exportation of Angoras. obono € Om Qbeerved that th, acknowledged forty ducats.ag thercet of tie two. gira, inatead’ eaten, Beles In the name of the Holy Trinity, Constan- nople, the Saturday before Passion Sunday, ‘Andronicus Augustua year of @ door opened and Gullabl's Now, 1 yearned to know this git! the i Find out where he ives or works Stick jo the girl who wants you to ried on the firet trip “>. (To Be Continued) neighbors that {t was all Dome | }——Atarroteel -new-preciad their ope and tie ehititer demanded arte po tt ———