The evening world. Newspaper, August 14, 1907, Page 11

The Evening World’s Daily Magazine, Wednesday, August 14, (The Foolkiller. § w& ne as by R. W. st eardine Hous | ce ® & 8 WHERE 1S THE Go DOWN To THE OOH! THE HEY! BUY AV ‘ bie OCEAN AND TURN PRET SUN HAT, BOSS To THe LEFT! ¢ NEARS KEEP YE FROM QITTIN’ ALL “The Alaskan” Is Another Midsummer. Frost. ys summer visitor from the one-night stand who samples the ¢heatrical 1 WANT TO GET RIGHT OUT! | BATHING BEACH? ct By Joseph A, Flynn S there any truth In the rumor about that pretty girl on the third floor going to be marrted?"I asked Tees yesterday fi fare along Broadway must speedily arrive at the conclusion that New York holds out one hand for the ripening lemon, while with the other {t pays the highest market price. This !s the time of year when something almost, happens. A few managers open thoir houses to dog-day “productions,” and the public ia bitien. Whatever standards these theatres may have established in the dim ut dignified past are sacrificed for rentals that .keep cobwobs from form ing in the box-offires, There are some disnal jiiustrations of this along tie main Tme of tha rubberneck coach, and swear ard aweltér as you.may you n't stop “41:4 eilly—season from making a further fool of itreif One desperate ttrumatic critic did his best to stop it by buying a perpendicviar farm xnd disguising, hia elf as the common or garden variety jof agriculturist, but acarcely had ho started picking the festive potato bug and putting {n his crop'of ry# and Scotch than duty. dragged him, shfeking and kicking,-back to the musical comedion that fear wnelthor roasting nor rental. And still they come! i \The latest arrival ta’ ‘Tho Alaskan,’ a cold-storage’ melodrama, with Hite fc worth mentioning. that promises to Jeve tho dirtinction of being the an I met her in the ha 4, brushing a speck of dust off my. cont, she's going to take the fatal plunge into the Sea af Trouble, and the funeral comes off next week, She slipped {t to me Funday morning. After I coughed the surprise : ate of ny mind f-got terest, told her she haan torne: the elghteenth pole yet; tiat she didn't know all the ine #potw \inder the roses, und a tickle under the chin fram’ *” } Hubby wouldn't put butter on the table. But she only sald: [Met ho: On yous way, ‘Tosa! Jolin's got two handies, Margie dun't care!" ™ : exentest midsummor frost on record. "The Alaskan’, j¢ housed at the Knicke a = 2 j You ‘might as iwell talk ‘to ‘Thie-Fi Nelli¢sHat) Her heart's going bocker. In ving hare tt made one fatal mistak started ~vrong. It. rhowyld UESS I'LL SHOW é : | Pitty-pat, 90 she's going to cash In while she's voting. Why, with her looks:ehe 6 9 “have gone northwest and kept right'on gotng until It reached Nome. Why rov ThE BOYS IN TOWN eG! ought to yank In some live swat with ‘a ton of ¥ ; 5 , ¥ 6 on of yellow cinders, but what under en wi ¢ don't need any mystical meanes to-day, thank you? : ges i Alaska of !ts own when w in 1y_ myst: y ACOAT OF TAN She mat she sees in the Moving Van she's colng to chahge het name for I pass. Mr. Harry Girard may ahswer that ho wanted us, even:If we didn't want him and his “Alaskan.” Mr. Girard ts doubly the hero of the piece. Not only Is lie the boas miner on the job, but he bleats his own muglo—music that sugges fhax jumped-the ciaim of many a componer on his mad rush to the East. | @entally, he has succeeded to-an extraordinary dogret in killing whatever me ‘ody the old songs may have contained. The orphestra makés the NTat onalwsut fn an opening concert—no mere overture—and Mr. Girard firtahes' the job he opens Mis flannel whirt.at the neck and bleats a heavy burden of aen loft hia chest. A picture prologue with dogs helps out the orchestra, but the ‘dogs are sadly missed when Mr. Girard starts !n to prove that writing music from memory ta by no means the worst thing he doo. Help comes only toward the close of a long, Uresome act, when the chor: men march out as Toten poles and Mr. Paward Martindell sings a song to match one of the quaintest effects seon ot: the stage xince the march of the in “Babes in Toyland." Mr. Martindell, too, sings very well an even though he may seem too whole-souled for Wery-day wea: Most of the others am either atagey or amateurish. Mr. Teddy Webb is Sma: berry Strander, a Broadway favorite (on the programme), Wnd he brings w him “Florodora’’ rextoiterr, who display rare intelligence by golng to work qiners. No work could be harder than nt Webb's company, aa the nudience quickly discovers Miss Ag: san heiress, but her volce THAT 1S. TAN! “Suil, we ain't all tne same, and we ought to mind our own peanut-stand, as Hymnbook-Mary, up under the beams, sald when she got apliced to Clocking Ike, |The Ashpalls that you'd pase uy on Friday “4 tickle the mext guy to death. He'd [oink he was putt rkey : “Margie ix certainly buzz In the ears on her John Henry. She says hip envel= o ope is like the Fat Hoy every week, and, according to her, he’s the biggeat apple the tree, but I never could see it. Of course, I may be wrong. I'm not the only hat In the window, They say love fs blind, but In her case It must be deat and dumb and crippled for Ife. z Now, don’t think for a moment I'm putting!him on the boll, Nixt He may not be The-Dead-Picture-of-Father or Dainty Lulu ‘with The-Best-In-The-Win- dow, but then the Raggy Boys doti't always make Bible story hubbies, not by a | postage stamp, “Margie is ‘Didn't-I-Meet-You-Before’ on the face, and Sweet Grandma for yimpathy, and I hope she makes a good hit ‘A hate to see her miss the car, S but if she Kets In on the wrong floor ahe won't be the first, for a good many Molliex wake up after being ringed. | “Marriage is a funny thing, Isn't tt? The way the John# aquirm around be- : | fore the gates open you'd think they were betting on the pdnles, ‘They lone OUT OF THE A DREADFUL DONT DO couple of meain worrying till it's all over, and tip the Main Squeeze before wn. fs not her fortune. In the evilent bellef that she is a prima donna, she oper d ts is, Her voice fe three st: me al aa ae MER NAIA ed Ecbaci) a Se a ee tn eres ee| WAY THERE,| | CASE OF ANYTHING TO | hand not to make a break: but with Mollie It's different, That's her Hop from Zs ferme for ne eee sist Sate ARaera erin bones He. z SUN BURN! TAKE OFF ena é i = the he slips tho Genuine on her anxious fork until the Bless-You-My- @urht to be able to find a great many around the Knickerbocker before long. THE TAN, : }Chittren-cntis time, amt then-sthe's Berry Baa Ht's-over: CHAKLES DARNTON, H oe | Svery nigat ahe hits that dope up good and strong. She sees herself giiding PLEASE. 3 c lup Millionaire's Row in the church, walking on silver bubbles, kicking tons of | Seven-Dollar-Rewutles out of the way, and with a swell cover on her back that | the whole family had to suffer for. Then the bell rings, He comes up with the | yellow hoop, she saya ‘I DO,’ Father, floods his face, Mother throws a fit, the | organ does the same, everybody's there with a smack on the lps, and then aha | wetx the loat decent ride she'll ever get until St. Petur calls down the tube and asks what's keeping her. i [ervcguat then the happy team in the next cave have a gentle argument and start to Juggle stoves and furniture, and it brings her back to her Six-by-Four for a ininute, hut she turns over in the bed, the dope begins to siz again, and e sees Her-Clarence, with One-She-Picked-Herself in lls buttonhole and her ok-Pleasant-Please’ in hls vest pocket, stabbing the world in the face and Li bringing home bushels of plunks and tons of Glory all for her." | weit" 1 inquired after short pause, “doen the tale stop there?” AR me!’ exclaimed Mrs. Jarr. “I promised Fanny Wilmerding to write her once a week and let her know if the janitress was airing her flat and !f she shut down the front room windows If it rained and if her cat and canaries were being taken care of!" What of tt?! asked Mr, Jarr. ‘Why, here she writes me again, saying she's so nervous, not hearing from me, that her vacation ts being spoiled. he's afraid something bas happened her Angora and that the Janiress has feft the ehades up in the front room| - = and the sun has ruined her carpet, or that the rain haa come in and spoiled everything or that her canaries are being neglected.”” Loo, i S + ‘Everything ts all right, tan‘t jtT’ asked Mr. Jarr. 4 Cy : a er “I wuppone it Is," sald Mrs. Jarr. ‘I haven't seen the Janitresa for several “ V @ays, but if anything had happened-to Mra. Wilmerding’s cat or canaries I AN) ace Far rrh pcs tes uss < 3 c tpt - down, for she was the!/«an to chafe it gently between her would have been told, and she gave the janitress two dollars and promised her | [0 “You are only feeding the dead, help.’ But Zoo bent down. for she was, the | can “No, and you know It donan't." she replied, casting an X-ray glance over the mall on the marble slab before the mirror. “Theyre not long hitched up. when one night he moets a couple of Wabblers and !s overcome by the heat. Then she comes out of her trance and finda out her Only-Only's no better than the rest ef the Jollying-Johns—only a Uttle Dit worse."’ : three more when she cama back. and the Htving need the food. For nothing he will have nothing,” tthe wrinkled face. “Tt iw like tce." whe said ° “I thought you were to go in Mrs. Wilmerding’s flat every day and see te ‘ By F. Marion Crawford, ‘Mother’ ered Zoe raproachfully,| Nectaria anawered sadly. “He talked | “Hush! she whispered softly. “You! ‘Phe girl was ill-clothed enough, as it ve i} +) 7 la ” * v1 eh y ery. ft, . i the early spring night was everything was all right. You promised you would,” said Mr. Jarr. |i you love us do not talk of leaving | Jong with me this afternoon, out in the | Will wake her If you cry. I must do tt, | was. and th i nig! i mi deati wince I! ehiily: ene | ‘Don't you think T have anything else to do besides looking atter Mra] Auther of ‘‘Mr. Isaacs,"’ ‘Dr. Claudius,’ Etc, | us! The Armenian hax promised to| sircet. 1 implored him to give UR Alcan’ ‘Tg T walt longer {shall BFOW | outer earments the long-akirted coat ot i Wilmerding*s fiat?” aaked Mrs. Jarr in an injured tone, “Boaldes, she's paying : bring a physician to see you and to tile helo now, till the danger ts past. thinner, and though Tam strong L may the Greeks, and. spread It over the — 1) the Janitrers to do that, and, another thing, I'm certatnly not going in her fiat. ots @ive us money for what you need. He | becacae If you leave her she will die. fall Ill.’ ‘Then J shall be worth nothing | other “wretched coverings of the bed, Ae ‘enythice ts ‘rmlased Til Ge: this’ nice position, won't 1? Ana‘itithe (ein aoee| COPTTENY ee Dy philips Publishing | She piaced the light on the stone floor. | will come in the morning, early in th “He said plainly that until you canjtothe Armenian. 14 1) | 1] tucking JE in around Resthateds thersiek 20 shaded that not a single ray could) morning, and you shall be cured and! make up your nnd we shall ha understand that it is slavery? That he! woman feebly, fade her carpet or moths get at her things or the rain comegyin, who'll be blamed? Why, I will! So 1°) Just mind my own business!” “Didn't I hear you propose to her that you'd nee everything waa all right, } and. keep an eye out for flat thieves while Mrs, Wilmerding waa away and she'd * do the same for us when we went away in September!’ asked Mr, Jarr. Phiave “Oh, you hear too much! anapped Mra, Jarr. ‘I can't say a word out of saupsite, face ocd manners, Dut what you seem to be iistening to throw {{ up to mo after- Citta ra, the door oF: the cracked live! In st not aa Tsay, Nectariat’ | OMY) Gi. Gee ene eet dics, po) il! take you und well you In the mar-| I am too hot. mother.” answered eee eras eet some late returning beg-| ‘The old woman nodded her head tn’ qnuca the worse, and if the childre | ket, as he would ae an Arab mare, 10.) Zoe." whore, seeth: were iguerlarings Perl Rar should ree a glimmer from outaide | answer as sho munched het black | dle, so much the worm; and If I die) 7-6 jeaned sidewaya againat the wall,! zoe lifted the fiilow aa he had done }and. guess ‘hat thare was something to} bread, —bst—would—eay-—-notiing—and TO much, the worms, for fie says you) ue tun kus coat shone upward | before, and held the cup to the eager gel by breaking In and stealing; for | would not look up. There was silence) us all s ts | 4 Fe Tame on tie “NOOr Nips till the liquid was all gone, they were only three women. one dying, | fer a while. y | re) } eae Lek JONG) y RUE ferret maa us of obueaiy alehod her mother, ¢ a4 o6 jee en 65 OY e804 hd Ms ep ah: ie. shall not live t morm- If | Refuse # i! vices 0 one very old, h rd, 2 % , ward. If Mrs. Wilmerding 1s going to worry over her yowly old cat, and that! Gullab! Jan, | nelf, and two ie She anes oe ets ‘And what have you promised the} ie , eat itauueatrs |e pebethenien terion Ne At to. him, Omobons. Rolie , and ne children, and some| Armenian?’ asked the mother at Iast,/ “It im true!” Zoe clanped her) "is it true that I am still beautifu b ings and the cheap sticks of furniture in her old fiat, what aE Nauiaeelecontoatede brea twain’ ae attae ‘ ‘ | ah ed after a paus H Z Nie pienitte nepress with hein avon Of the Deekarn were strong. men who, axing het aadeves on Zoo'a face. ‘Jig | Manda uxninat the wall and pressed) she asked after a pause | | | R Strange Life Storyy @'d she G0 away tor? Hefore I'd impone on my neigitora Tike Aha does Ta wtay tooking. r fe a Rete STE LO er forcnead aginst: trem)-cioaing liek! iia. thes tome!" Tahal Haein ee teen oe fee a Pod marten ¢, OF perhaps one ever one of hin people give one of us] rete Tie ig tries) ane PSphaNcd niing at her, “it is trv You Were Wot “Sie had been a very Kreal ¥ ot — So you won't answer her letter then?’ asked Mr, Jarr. Hiewing Instructions, Ojmobe nd, which had been chopped off forj anything without return?’ Ai ao strong!” {a pretty child, you were sallow, and| Constantinople, the Kyria, wife of the Pray vegies dealer in a mean street talking @ecretiy wo | stealing, Aiea ves promised anothitn oelannd > beside her und —- Protasparthos Michael Rhangabe, whom f unsy ner letter!’ sald Mra. Jarr, “I promised I would and 4° tegrac woman. They. are als When the Nght burning Zox | 5 ep bbb Sect lald one wrinkled cheek. to the cold rrupted her |the Emperor Andronicus had* put, to when I make a promise I keep Jt. I'll write and tell her that my other letter front of & house within whieh 4 | gee that the sick woman was uwcke gid smered, meeting er mother's gage wall, so that her face was near Zoe’) ie | Ren Still Beautiful.’? | deat with teignitel tortures Must have gone astray 5 Hhecinve Rica 2 was awake, and quietiy, Dut there was a shade of ef- and they could still talk id I, lithanvalventiacoubeosuce nesnad Hl 9 sie Lee ag she poured out some milk trom @ amatilijrt in perctone, “if Tretuae," paid the girl, quiver-) wy), yoy think that many girls ax | fitaful to the Emperor Johannes, Un- ‘ou didn't write another letter, aia you? asked Mr. Jarr, | gug which Nectarta had brought, a g ing a little In ‘her diatres BHAI OKO ype oT a TT AHO ReT TTied ther alana [Ulcers hvaband ahadirbeentcliprl Well, Il intended to.’ sald Mrs. Jarr. “And I'll be sure to write her to-night, | warmed {t over coals in a ecanken The Sting of Want [ou mall dies berate: nya yee Honea ay THAT kec? the lind spent her: Itfe in & marblo palace J tefl her tt will be al ght. For, poor thin, rt oe! 0} ead, ot t e a sad 4 i " Not in my time," anawered the old the Golden lorn, or Ina Pair} pede I right. For, poor thing, I suppose she does worry. A up, and held It to the tired lps, pron:| “Nuthing yet, the sick woman,| “Yet {¢ you loave your motner| \uNot in my time anewerad the old iia on the Bosphorus, She had-lved. ‘arlo'n pianalon. fare —the od woman begun. Tinvedineriexistanoar ‘man wouldn't care what happened hia home when he ts away, hut a woman I her husband's g: Goes. I know just how she feels and I will write to her this very night!" Sup the pillow with her other hand. | «. And the stck one drank and tried to! could compare | delicately and h after a I understand. But it will come—it Faeanty \r never saw one th % through much more will come too soon!" ‘than losing me, answered Zoe, ‘sty | Wit! “Go ahead,” said Mr. Jarr, “And I'll take it out and mall it." i D r | amile. t “i been sold herself when she confiscated as. well as y I . s “ . jong mora eat. his awtul Snag stool Mi i “Oh, you are very accommodating for Mra, Wilmerding, ain't you?" mald, Mra | / CHAPTER II! Meanwhile Nectarla spread out the reas) Trosenuly, when th renee fentni’ She shuddered now from neta "added, “the hana | ene mytne Nad. lived tn plenty toe a 7 ery diel : , cate — 4 aria and! ea _ adde¢ KE yo month h ) Jarr, “Tut if it waa a letter I wanted to get off ina hurry you woulin't volun-; The Sting of Poverty. | of the supplics abe had brougnt on a seemed [0 be alsepings Neckaila Ail to £00t- vatd a withered hand rome ones kept apart from usjrowing here and there of her. fri teer to mall it!" i clean board; there were « small black, ~ ere sOeshl at, Dee ee itketicatly on her trembling. shoutte nd were better fed before they were | and relat Bat they had forsaken. Mirethoughel wade ieantitolent Rio ince hurry iiemmmmbled Ale oTarr: HIDN it was quite dark tho old ton¢ and three little fahen fried In olf, | FoOm and talked in whispers. | Bat Zocema hemelt after n mo-/ sold, but we wa on them—-we whom| her at last; not but that some of them Well, I don't," said Mra Jarno ‘'She's got_a meres, putting mete ao. much womany came DAG With such as could be bought where food fa) “BRE Is petter to-mght,” said the girl) ments atlen EDT OC ATS Ae CG On Draco eet aT UE Ts troudie. But, oh dear! ‘That's always the way!” : tut wit ete her tRtte rOOKET AL Wie Corners Of Che atheels for, NTC AMe wool Berend a. * tert see ee See ewdred Lanly. aa snationsol. wanes tortie tet st Nothing moro was sald about Mrs, Wilmerding’s letter that night, but in, 2¥ and Zoe drew the rot shut-| the very poor. The two children gazed Ret well here with. ck. whe wiapered. | Venatian ducats £ , does he nott’ | become estion of life and desth eHtmorninel (wo posinl featdalerombln ante Ghy, Puletieh erRaNi ne Hen on. ters, that barely hung by the binges,| at this doticious meal with hunery eyes without food, wishout | fthere ‘inno other wat ‘uniess T give) “Ves. and you are worth three hun: | after 1 ia beet executed, and cine ot which war written, “Hlow aro Dicklo and Tootele? Please anewer! 2nd fastened them Inside with bits of] ‘This te all 1 could buy for the mon- fire?" she usked, “Yes—ahe ts better—| MY il, Cog mot live through that’ | snd the tes ieitaiharrerssmthoustall penniateassroipes Ward nieAnalatato tatontthelocheraitierevercihinevallcient? tin thotworleait rain-bleached cord that were knotted | ey," sald ‘The milk ia very, « {itle. It will only take har longer to) “had to think that my old bones are! gs taser "ay ety, Chole Nbr ais liaeds| Oh ps Atranaiel) fon “Can you walt a moment ti! I write a note to Mra, Wilmerding, ang wit! ‘roua holes in the wood. She also| dear now erik Pete reek (he rumw of Zoem tat Hed to.th ialiecrreeeerors overtyanen as x z ! - i a [ecinwhye ag oe ets ? , Oe hephe | woman: ade too! Sum of Zoom tat n oalled to the two tn! had all been rom her with t ‘You be sure to post {t for mo? asked Mra. Jarr. j ahut ibe door and put up a wooden ber NY rie DO ROR si Venialoy me bane, She shall not die,” said ane freed sleeve and pressed them to her her side In-| reat of her p ty and wold again “Bure: repilea Mr. Jarr pod naturedly. |isstoesist, the sick woman, In a sweet and faint armenian has promised money and, jinx. 2 si uffled ax fast | the market, but old Nectaria had hidd { 3 sammacenrse am An of coala and | herself anc had esenped; and rought Kyra hed owen upon: the em-| who knew. cie—<cit in order to warm some nllk, Agatha and her three chtldrea to the complained the sufferer. | beggars’ quarter an a lewt refuge when - rere cwinttict take tear iey ¢ found one of her hands and be- (To Be Co stinued.) Then Mrs. Jarn eearched everywhere but could And neither pen nor ink. ‘| e@uppore I'll have fo use thet engraved note paper too,” she sald. “It's a shame! Wo Waste TU Oi MIF Whiierding, and tts wo dear-andt-Pye-onty- a few sheets tert Lend moon Jead pencil Mr. Jarr handed over a lead pencil. “Oh, never mind waiting,” said Mrs. Jarr, ‘I'm going downtown shoppin, and Tli-matljt. You'd forget !t and carry {t around tn your pocket anyway Bo Mr; Sarr departed, When he returned in the evening he asked Mrs. Jarr if she had written to! her friend yet and Mra, Jarr naid: “Oh, what's the uso? She'll be home the end of the week anyway, and I can tell her i aid write. | ‘Suppose she doesn't look after our flat «hilo we are away?’ sald Mr. Jarr, “Ft would be just like her,’ replied Mrs. Jarr, ‘Bhe's-one of the most’ relfih | end inconsiderate women I know of. But she will all right. Do you think she would resist the temptation of nosing through our flat while we are away?" to GENTS ® ADVICE 7° LOVERS | - HN account of them bothering me or'not? | he was a trifler, that ne hax deceived TAKE YOUR PARENTS’ ADVICE. cK Veanees girly and wan decetying me. ‘Tnis| er ‘cc M Y PARWNTS object to him.’ “Her folka don't! Certainly not. Pay no attention to} riade me angry, and tn my anger I also) approve of me." Half the lettera T receive | them. If you do not appear to mind | said something about him which atter! contain one or the other of these complaints, ; they will stop teasing you. | a lttle whtle I deeply regretted, as 1| ; for some reason began to mistrust these Goneratiy-the letters are fiom ver: ‘oun On i boys and girls from sixteen to twenty whose thougnts | oRall He Write to Her? | people. 1 then decided at our next| have turned prematuraly to love when they. whould | pear netty: | meeting to confess to him what I had ati be on their books or the trades or professtona by HAVE just made the acquaintance of | #14 And ank formivences However, | which they expect to make a living. a young lady whom I love very| When I met him again I found that) In my opinion, any parent, whether stern or imuch. Ske has spoken of me very | they had already told him what I had) said, but they did not tell him anything | “oe ” indulgent, is justified in opposing any a . yy marriage of any | often, and I think she likes me as much CONTIN: Famous Laconicisms. child under twenty-one, In fact, I belleve no man under twenty-five and no}as 1 do her. I would like to know It It) they themselves said or of show they | x rele ps fateh ced ete Mahood la Bal han famous in ancient Greece | woman under twenty-one shotild be legally able to marry. voukl be proper for me to write\to her had warned me, He naturally eeains | Hetavan toy tiene Reis 1D eee tor. thelr scorn! ot: luxuries) and) their, Most of the masitel misery of the world comes from {ll-advised and early | or first ask her permission. By kiving | very angry and we quarreiled. T took) “the Grea eons them, aimee la Ces eer me M Levitate tae tee me your advice on thia subject you will| all the blame and never betrayed these | ‘ fer Jaco} vel your city to : n at you ‘ ers Rheidialin thealaent uaak’ thelreniyineinieiche tances cnewets ee ANS The parent that seems stern to you now you may in a fow years, it you | oblige, yours truly, ANXIGQUS. | people, for I know how he trusts them | Wmgiteh ianguege the word “laconic. take his or her advice, leary th bless for saving] you from your own folly, You must firet ask her !€ you may/and that it would hurt. his feelings | Gtve your parents a chance to prove the wisdom of their wivice, write. bedly if I told him, as he calle them! {There are not a few famous laconicisma of Inter times, says the Chicago his true friends, Ho, thinking me tne! Wewy. Talteyrand, when told on one oooasion thnt a certain notorious personage, & i {alte ; ‘ Moe dow ; Warned-Her Against Him. | oniy miity one, hax never quite for. ! felck and in great pain, was suffering the torments of ihe lost, made ine wicked | Shall He Giwe Her Up? —__|iriow of my love tor the Bal ant they | Dear Betty: g fiyen me, and this ia all T asked of| reply, “Already? ‘John Wesley once met a dlusterin, Dear Betty: make fun of me and har. They also] | HAVE known a gentleman for sev | him. REGRE Peieivunrtaa nx trevenineke was eal ars Has Aad en me, con rested | AM a young man of German descent | make 5fun of my father’? business, eral years of whom I thought 4) 1 wotld most certainly (ell him they lquletly stepping aside. Es bo eth Pad Tae ey. and have a girl whose name {s Ll-| which Is a delicatessen store, always great deal. One day I went to visit | warned you against him, You owe It Man. I love her dearly and she| calling me and asking me how is the| some intimate friends of Nis, WhO) to yourself. Do not be misled by ma 1 Dean Hole, being in a railway oarrt j many stupld questions as to the names of the quececct ee ete Tih | told me she loved-me, I work in an buriness. Should I give my girl up on| warned me agninst him, telling me that |licious gossipe again, : | ations, wes finally tas eer amaked by him, ‘What comes after: 'Itohin’ ? ‘ficratchin’ Fe pee| HINTS FOR THE HOUSEKEEPER. | Dougias Jerrold, meeting @ bore in the street, found himnelt Promptly buttor | holed by the Iatter, “What's going on?” asked the bore. “fam," safd Jerrold, | Vanilla Wafers. oyem, apacing a Ittle, a@ they apread in) mixed fruit on the lettuce; dreas with | the egg mixture a fow drops at a timo Hite Be fi © one egg, one coftes cup of sugar,| DAK. 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