The evening world. Newspaper, June 11, 1907, Page 15

The Evening World’s Daily Magazine, Tuesday, : : iti AALAEBAABBIAABBABBBBARIDBAPBPAAIBDBIPAA ABH PARAAAPIBIAISIABABRIIIAILS TBARS LEAAALLAILAASAALIL LARA LAA LALL AAA AISNE % BPDDH ORHBRHB BW DW PES ? + The Best Fun of the Day by Evening World Humorists 3 ™ $10 A DAY © @ Evening World’s | IN PRIZES. ‘The Jarr Family’s Daily Jars| &2 New York Thro’ Funny Glasses &2 ® Practical eX By Roy L. McCardell By Irvin S. Cob. fervent reception until I remind mymelf of a deceased oyster ina hot sun. T-oan't |#ee how they can help it, fo? am I not the priae returning p b:: Nigel who advea- | » HE trouble with most people ts that they ‘T this writing there are many among us who are grop-| tured forth to New who, by the practice of @ strict . sid ntimenta},”* sald Mr. Jarr, Ph A Ing through @ dense forest of summer resort adver- | SAabled to remain there almost continuously ever.alnce? Yet the M t 1 tlaements and ether current works of fiction, euch as) Common Council @o not greet me at the daypoo. = a! * ing paper For some reason “Phat tan‘t your trouble," sald M time tables, trying Jo make up thelr minds where they'll go | 8d the Odd Fellows’ lodge do not tur out to escort me slong Main street 1a an on thelr vacationa, This thing of #pending two months de- | open barouche clding where you'll do your vacating and then spending the “Quite the contrary, I assure you, If my appearance, getting off the two weeks wishing you'd gone somewhere @lse, |s a discase | Creates any distinct furore on the paft of the station yard hearted and you have no pat * The names and addresses of To-Day's Ten Prixe Winners are given be low with the Prize-Winning Suggestions, who have kindly disposit “I have no patience wit all this fake sentimentalit said Mr. Jarre. “It must be that the people want to fead Gommon to the Manhattanese. coals The village Uvery pany who has been meeting tratna ever mince they slush and gush or the papers wouldn't print so mueh of It!" Numbers who have Coney incomes aigh for Bar Harbor pu d through MAgnAniMousty allows ma to olimb Into the deootpostng | py. ,. > " terhocn tea, Mra. M CRA whet baa you Bean > eaked wee dart opportunities; others tn a. position tb avail themssives of | de gue on wheels, oMetally known as The Hack, and thin we have | Back=Yard Gardens. No. 141 Weat Thirtieth pron at BR ‘Stories ike these about. sweethearts being con- Bar Harbor long vainly for the Coney appetite ® melancholy trip together during which I get « strong impression of how it feels | Pancies, $1 Prize.) 4 t stant for years and waiting for thelr first loves, and all that ‘The ability to tow away in the recenses of the person | te be taking the ailent part in a charity funeral. I find that nobody feels cated | Crab Apples. $1 Prize. i wort of bowsh aid Mr. Jarr & couple of hot dogs In a highly ewollen stale, three or four Upon to show me any esp L attention except a few bil) collectors who sudden Plant pansies In the shade and give To each pound of fruit allow half « “Dye known auch cases,” sald Mrs, Jarr, “My Aunt conating ears, a relay of soft shell crabs with fried claws, | Acquire renewed hopes in regard to lot of accounts which I provideatially forgot |them plenty of wood ashea—a tescupful! song of sugar, and a pint of water t ¢ Hotty would never marry auso her sweetheart was killed & fow of the large tude of Magerie lager and a measure of |! the time I went away 1s not too much for one plant. Aq P00! tees sounde of sugar. When the syrup of inthe wae hokey-pokey %ce-cream, and ¢hen to jump off Dreamland “But when a delegation of my former townspeople take advantage of the low| As they degin to grow long, stragellOk li Koning hot drop in the crab apples. “ sense,” paid Mr. 3 “The war was a great ex-|Pisr for a dip in the popular and much-used ecean, rarely walkn hand in hesd, aa|excursion rates and oome on 4 New York, it's different. For they ere visitors | stems, cut them back to an Inch oF {¥O| mney wilt cook very quickly, When | use for the oli matds of that day, When a woman was so ugly or bad tem |{t were, with the ownership of a handbullt wardrobe and the unqualified right | from afar and I, as a regular New Yorker, ‘am expected to show them the higher |in length. Mrs, E. J, MoCARTILY, | fl a Jar with the fruit ana fll up the ‘) pered that couldn't catch a husband @he used to pretend that «he was con-| to order Yrinks for the members of Harry Lehr’s Dog & Monkey show at the altitudes, They permit me to pay all the billa, owing, no doubt, to the belief, | 202 Jamaica ave, Richmond Hill, ©! crevican with “aynup. atant to her dead hero, and all the dead hero she had was an imaginary one.” Reading Room in Newport Weise te) Be Feevalec’ waere they, come from, ‘Wes Goubie SOtuOnS Of WER | bute piont $1 Prize.) Mrs, ELIZABETH EASOP, ij * How -can you talk so? #ald Mra. Jarr, “It's terrible to say such * We know intimately one man who ts Just mow stil] In @ creamy lather of un- | spiced foods at Rector’s and front seats at the Grand Opera cost a mere trifte | / pQereresn (| No. 88 Pacific street, Brooklyn “Ite true, t the same,” said Mr. Ja During cer y regarding his vacation outlook. He can't Teach « decision as to where | And then they go back and tel! my relatives that the city has undoubtedly got tte! It you'll select @ -well-ahaped pine-| used to go down at the depot and falnt as train bore boy to the |e ja guing. But he does know one place where he isn't going To wit—Back deadly clutches on me because I take cocktajla befors my meals and coffee after-|applo top, dix It out carefully #0 an not| ses for Leftovers. 5 hl front,.and at three months later married the local 4 st who had hired| Home. ward.” ® to break {t, and plant it In your hack p> @ substitute. There isn't any woman thet will walt three years for any man— The narrative which this sufferer pours inte the sympathetic ear rune some- THE FUNNY PART: yard, by the time fall sets tn you'lli| Cold Beef, #1 Prize unless she ‘t get any one else, mean ie like this ‘The average New Yorker dreams df the time when he will go back home for| have a pretty plang that looks not un- Take ptecee of ookt téetethah ‘Wane! ” “Tuere are no wars°nowadays,” said Mra. Jarr. "T hike the ancestral starting point al! puffed up with anticipation: of «! good. t | @ palm for Your Ming Gf CININE=| o seen broiled or fried: Out tear : “Yea, and that's why there are no 4 mafds any more,” sald Mr. Jarr. “Not sr = | room. RUTH BROWN, qhaving the convenient fiction of a dead sold 0, for the sak No. 1@A Macon atreet, Brooklyn. | PIC. Place in @ frying pan until bot~ MAGES ‘pephciox smalon' and pretend they'80" ret want ta eet miaaed at | TNC Foolkiller GD CD GD GD GD By RW. Taylor 4, Summer Kitchen, _ | wih seen a thts pooper ana salt 0nd | so fj 2m e ‘one onion, ‘Then slices cold potatoes and prefer their independence, and so forth,” « Jarr Driving Out Flies. Ot Prive ote cake on Ca te bas “And so they do, and I don't bla: sald Mra. Jarr. “For instance, on THE x . ‘i ema}! tomatoes, or a talf can of tomatecs they haven't any manor any children to worry-about. No one annoys them or YES wifey! baked rourcopo.e* iraeelese ll Picts tone party atco sy co will do, and one green pepper cut ta og them or finds fault with them, and {f théy have any money it's their own, | MY DRESS FINE SPECIMEN! My snoes! (Sha FoR HIM GET MY Gver It @ fow drops of carbolic acid, | SMe. Cover all this with water, Put and they can com ase and go when they please” — | hy) ' 1 door | jeover on and let stew slowly until all “And it's all 20 grand that the first chance they get they give It all up for WILLIAM ! WT SIDE) | sLippeRs! | Ravine close all doors and wistiows.| ST awrousniy -coames Caleet SRN some pale, bowlegged, Hitle cheap dude! After they get usedao supporting them- | nlee will be found to have entirely aie,| minutes. You will have « delicious pam selves they are so anxtous to marry that they'll support a husband," sald Mr. | appeared. aire faint odor of the| #te™. Mra, ALICE CHANDLER, ) Jarr. | Seieea Ge Garbeed Gh Ponmatn: | Weak De Forest Housa. Somerville, N. J. “That isn't true!’ “you can't tell me of a single instance. } t And, furthermore, it 1s a good thing that women can take care of themselves and be lady bachelors and not old maida, but in spite of what you say it ia lov will serve to prevent the fies from| Fish Scraps. $1 Prize. again congregat i ADLER. Lett over fish may be used by remov- ‘that makes the world go round and hearts are constant. Your heart wouldn't be Ota: ee set ine the bones and breaking into small stant, but you only care for yourself, that's w. pe IN onccp ac Lat © y y y 4 a why Brighton, 8 I pieces, Then put « layer on the bottom “Who cares for yo asked Mr. Jarr. do, and yet you do not appreciate ‘ at « baking dish, over it a layer of ' St Decause I'm too sensible to talk sentimentally to you.” Cool and Clean. $1 Prize. | cream sauce and then a layer of cracker . “Major Milder, who used to be as old sweetheart of mine," gai Mrs. Jarr, | = a et ee ea “and who has remained single, and who went away to Chicago when I married | you, hasn't forgotten me. He called to eee me last week. I had not heard of! him in fifteen years. but he hadn't forgotten me!" said Mra. Jarr, | “What did he have to say? I suppose you were glad to eee him?’ asked Mr. clean tn the summer take down the sash or long curtains and buy some sort of imitation stained glass that can be To mmke the kitchen look cool and| crumbs. Repeat until the @sh is all used, always having the cracker crumbs on top. Place in the oven and bake te a nice brown colon bought for 25 or 35 cents @ yard and can, pn LLAGH: be just stuck ‘on the glass. When it pongacebeae goed Griea it Jooks just lke colored glass, and phe ei cparpow:siieely Sey you can wash any dust or dirt- that Jalght ootlect on it just tne ortinary | Making Over, Jarr. “Mo seq bim'"-aaid Mrs. Jarr, in surprise, “Why it was the day I was clean-) fg house and I looked a sight! I wouldn't have let him see me with my head! tied up in a duster and in that olf wrapper I was wearing for a on dollars!” “Then you don't know how he looked after pining for you for nearly twenty rglass. It looks very pretty, too, and yoers?’, s0ld.Mr. Jars, | wow CET THE HoT TWAT'S ALL JusT be ons can Joo in from the outside, te| O17 Gloves. $1 Prize, “He's grown quite stout,” replied Mrs. Ja: “I looked through the window fj Now, BUT DON'T saves the bother of laundering curtains| MAny women, brow eway their long 4 Blinds at h The servant eald he was greatly disappointed when I sent down | WATER BAC! MY for the kitchen window. You can alao| Mlk gloves just because the fingers are 7] word I was not in. Poor man! He certainty was very fond of me, and I suppose | FEET ARE CoLD! put {t on the diah closet, and then you | ern through. I find @ very good way | he'll be cal: Te til he Goes see me. bo Lherc, you see, with all your making 1 MAY NEED Gon’t have to put curtains there either. | to save the Lalinggiria-*< bag a hegre fun of sentiment it does exist! NI Mrs, IDA KELSEY, |e «love part Then buy a # “Tl Bet you never do see your old sweetheart,” 4 Mr, Jarr. wee you! No. 4 West One Hundred and Forty- | pair of gloves the game shade ne your ‘Why not?" asked Mra. Jarr f = he. fourth street, New York. ald tops, Sew them to your old arm _ “Because he's sell furniture polish now, He wae in my office the other day ving. Pieces and you wil find they look as = told me he called to see you about it, so I bought a bottle from him,” sald’ Ppepeerys 8. Py good as new ones, as fe Sap of & long ir. Jarr. range Prize. | giove very rarely weass ou * *But his devotion was very touching, Just the same 14 Mra. Jarr, bg you have peeled oranges for Misa N. DE GROAT, "Bo tt was,” waid Mr. Jarr. “He touched me for fiv Geasert do not throw the peeling away, | No iM Washington st, Paterson, N. J. { » nnn —- Aa callin Instead, out tt into about inch-long| 4 Plaited Skirt. $1 Prize. * pieces with scissors and then put it on the stove in cold water and let !t come| Tele tos boll. Then cosk « cup of sugar and | Wide. a half cup of water until it ie the con- | ter | statency of syrup. Throw in the orange | Get Begulh By iargaret Hubbardéyer is soft emough to be pierced with «| your sidrt te those measures. Stitch broom straw. Then dip out piece by | M « Uttie below the pleos, roll om @ sheet of brown paper, | cugh pressing and delng careful not to let the places touch | we aes ARGARET ROGERE, : | each other, You thus will have « dainty | No. jest Bixty-sixth street, New a . | penal reliah wi re “ood Looks and Sleeplessness. ‘ "wT A eat La inne enveneee Meare mA +. en ’ on Whi attacks the just MINUTE ' an hi sal impartia! , is more com- plalnes of eeppeee tbs gi | paneer Out of the Mouths of Babes, world. The tr unceasing n the nervous | asa! ; strain of 1 push, the entire lack of re- AMDLA-—-When I whip you, Johnny, you krew I Geet tor your pose and resifulnoas create brain activities which will not M Jebnny—Well, I wish you wouldn't take euch « strenuous 9 be stilled. Most of us go to rest at the inst moment, when there Is Iterally my welfare, nothing else to do. We stretch our weary lint relaxation and compose our oe bodies for sleep, but the busy brain is working t and acti ever. An un- ‘William—Did the baby come from heaves, emammet Gisciplined army of thoughts swarms through our mind. ‘They storm the eltadel Mamma—Yea, dear, and take possession. It is then that the tired body begins to toss and turn, and Wliliam—2ub! Theat kid didn’ know when he was well off, did Get the tired mind pitifully surrenders to this busy, buzzing host. If insomnia is not ae eaused by anacmia or ts not the forerunner of an attack of fever, it ie merely ‘Teacher—What does “pro and con” meant @ mental bed habit which with detern fon can be overcome like any other Bright Pupll—Twe things directly opposite te each other, bad habit that encroaches upon our physical and mental machines until tt pos- ‘Tescher—Otve me an example esses thom entirely rigtt Con-gress. PuptPro-eress In the first place, go to bed at as reasonable and regular an hour $4 poontia * ne — Fresh air should conatantly circulate through the room, and the cover dhould be “hMamena," mall Marry Nght and warm. How often do people wake up unrested with dull, leaden eyes! pvp jive inner pepper 8 and heavy heads? And in most cases it ts the bud air they have been breathing and the load of heavy covering which has been weighting them down. ‘ With fresh air, then, and light covers, the good work has begun. + The busy mind must now be controlled. Never let it dwell for a moment on the carea of the day, Sternly command your thoughts to obey you. Fresh salads, ; i spinach, watercress and spring onions are all great sleep Inducers. I have seen ’ ‘ mach and lettuce, eaten at the same m ause the most intense drowsines: 6 ° , hour every ni y be broken by merely eating @ cracker, drinking « glass of milk,-or even a glass of water. Sometimes « dogen or ao deep breaths taken ‘while lythe fat on the back will cayse one to drop of to sleep without any ot ventures with respect to propose) tically lost sight of the reagon for iny | AUCe that be eet po vary penwy aes. come pS b+ y MhAt nervous tossing which is usually the datad omen of insomnia three cheers for |< oan eat, f BAe OMAR e Pine | a tow pate of wesere-that wee all hey were wenriel ie death sl 7 : 1 ; ite p incentive to aUr abou action The ‘* Man with the Steel Claw a! Tbe VARS Big0d | eridee ones the 1 aa 8 i of their thr riteble toward one ar, . Then he gave a iitt it Dr. 8 +f vestigution turn bred should, You who know igo Dt | he ered nt of C L moet what this meant. Usurps Leadership and Inau- vi.eyt%le,; [Bey she ereceelaaeceramee’ acramhies (tata ts ios * Rs Cooma) 3 watching him, ulty.N ast ind en ed P _ sais meme gurates Reign of Lawlessness, *. Broke” into | change i, 4 r 4 ‘ ) i i oh the jolly pirates) Active gover Sod gy hour! ay anton S la. y as. ons ———— mecca |W e chicken with my knife at twenty gore wel | naturally, shires pis , 5 feet. You must surely see, sir, that I o Com. ad Faai2 HE straight plat okirt toe THE SLANGY GIRL. THE MYSTERY. | | cone nove bitiea you tcc cxsy ‘wotie| Dowtan tit'tet'ot 1 hisn Barres | DS li vorite one of the season and aae—s2ik RE you a slangy girl | You were covering Pancho there. This Pa , aan cried | {01 from tine ¥ «A great many advantages, It ie ® A 1 don't mean a girl that uses an oceastonal slans| | By Stewart Edward White | | atn't got to bee war, Mr. Eagon, just ood, gr ae ud be ide especially to be commended for wash- 5 word, for slang properly used ts the sauce piquante of | because we don't want to work with. water e@ dum’ tol phenome able materials, while it suits flouncing ¢ nversation, and only the worst kind of mals and female ol} | | and Samuel Hopkins Adams, | | out any sense to 1’ rate on.’ |! d other bordered stufts perfectly well. : fogies avold Its use altogether, I mean a girl whose entire vo- ¥ There was more of the same sort. I Then fell to work with aleority. | t aurora, they differed radically the Ulustration it f# made of bor- A cabulary seeme limited to such expressions as these Copyrighted 1907 by MoCiure Reiliwe®O T | as Dienty of time to see my dilemma —_—_—_— | ordinary volcanle emanations, | (ered batiste, but it ts appropria A "Gee, what e wwat!" “Isn't that @ sores?’ ‘Well, that is the limit!” and | qe—smmemmememe, | Either I would have to abendon my at CHAPTER XI mbled Snr, cectinen almost @very seasonable material $ wwther similar choice expressions srxorsis OF PRECEDING CHAPTERA. |tempt to keep the men busy or I Y rae ae ee | Eht: 1 teeolved ings of al! sorts are muctrtm vomue, and if If @ man’s idea! of earthly bliss te that of some day hearing your rosy Ups | NY crmervora, » Gueman escienti#t, | Would have to invoke the authority of The Corrosive, i Spa ee plain matertal on figured, or vice versa, . breathe the phrase "I love you!"st does pot add either to the value or the poetry | char 9 sehonnee Lane Lass. Poy"! Capt. Belover. To do the latter would Ppa Sxl ok ep OI IR 7 ae Aeed 7 Stee “df makes a good effect, while in the caso F f his anticipation for those anine lips to exclaim when he makes some critictam | 430%, ¥AKGH wo Set salle to S| be to destroy it. The master had be- ” | TAT oveaee | ane plan | teot, and hed plaids, checks ana atripes the same Of his hated rival, "Gee, what « swat!” ma In the Metts |come & stuffed Agure, a bowle with . pine | latenawot material cut cross or bias makes ¢ A man may not be very poetical himself. He may use all sorts of slang him whispered apart. 1 pty bladder tortity # suvong labore | which to frighten, a ner brown, blue oF + tve bands, Linen, a rule he prefers the girl he loves to be @ ittle bit conservative in | i" 5 "orate! ike valley, Sehermamwery that @ touch would collapes With |'0 do But smoke ge Ltd Bp Ar ype buft, with bands of the same or of 4 He hears street slang at its brightest and newest, When {t gets to | sed Darrow sett down tera fog 8 what grace} could muster I had to giva| Which was bitter, The we he ne | ae Se arene a r white, w ake an exceedingly ; {t te apt to be very, very old from his standpoint. It does not amuse him, | han & the story) le wisewe. | in doubt, however I may have saved my | walk f ee hionable skirt, while Simply sends 2 shock through the rosy fabric of {listen he has wrotght [feb mae who bea as, mae. “You'll have to have it your own way pave aay Bag na bad ton le held close to my ¢ We mot all the lie wools, such as voile f bout your image. Don't do it 2 wipeens.” T enarged rom me by th a sus ‘aa the #(ook ‘4 Z a” and the like, are appropriate quite as Thrackiee grinned, and Puls started MOR 1 was In 4 we well as the favorite pongece anh foe } x Not see her eo ofter ox sho fully un | © ‘ ipht Mand), Threckies, Perio. to say something, but Handy Solomon, | ~~ © onowg ath to the pr How Often Shall | : iis’ ena 'h Tngro cook. Belover Beeps then warn Darrow or the doct at | OWNS, : 2 SD sce Sal! He Call?) sersinnds your vositon Be atrk tribe the fret Jowatie: gt the | With @ peremptory gesture and » black | MA" VAIFOW oF (he do Yat what land the ree of the vas aeunpibia al lnigaokal naan a 7 ere 6 r iolaad, im to | soaw!, stopped him short - Same F, ane a meus oneinte 10 oe ‘ais; dina a fated t howe AM & young man of nineteen and) He Forgets Her Birthday, wrt thele, matinying. ul at Las the)” Now that's what I‘eails right prop]! Are them? The men had grumbled, mos felt the def the sixteen-year ae ¢"yards af bate ; Daye been acquainted with « young J ne nerse @ one oF ‘ ; amiring. |@# men always do « ‘ ‘ wou : ¥ ered matertal lady of seventeen for some time, but |" Loses ‘ir nwt x x ? fapeldl, muna ; rl pe, menace! » aries ad - shy and had perrape iuiked a ow Pay t . — » of plat 4 yards o AD as kept stead Loree De whe reveiwar had no jo exper Rh = yeep “ ou aan a wide Ran save fand of the tel and Ml company wit gentleman for e| ye emer des that, boys, a eaamen, from our firet me ay Latha : ‘ * , Rabo hy de ply genera Fou think it advisable for me to se few years, who says he intends to| PART II. i eeaee! gy Mage _ \ > Bothy adduce was t ' . es’ m Shir girls of fourteen and sixteen years @f Seaal A H marry her soon, but every Ppt ‘ Aor " . evew ve ou i ~ clase) 4 t y 95 ad, bi *| . wately a rem t ~ ~, Ot told ber wo, and the young | ft and often when he ts told he says eatinnna) wa manen ob . “Bt should nave i I was alt de or send by mat! w oe yt ply wor < ms / ) { Master, pleases, an ” o A 4 SON PASHION BUREAU. No. 2 Wael Prreaty-thine street New might think I have serious inten-| “Ob, really, 1 forgot all about it A Change o asters, Why, be up 4nd gives ui @| writer and no handler o} ¥e Olinte . Pres y va beh pet pe for onan patlern When #2 & matter of fact mar HEAWPBROKEN. | gg yp WOULDN'T do that," ald Handy | leave, and then’ he gives us lght| 7 gbendoned he unple aia’ aA 1 ee Ori, Bott son pants Ie uke manne bot eon wre onary ; fOP me de at leuat seven years om? | The I Solomon, almost kindly, “You | Watches, dnd ell the Lume Hur Bay Bet] thowsht with @ snort of cinsuet, but | my ve Tw BL ped f ms me plainly, ead ( LFA will m a Very unhappy wife, Dow't couldn't MA) ue all. And w y “ 1» syocity tine wanted on jue oe nd bandsome eop-| it bad led me to another. io the joy Rol: teok the direction 9 woula 1h dot 1 aak you that fd proscher, end iLiad wecertalsty of ving 4 bed. ores- (Guhie”elt’ mr hanes. "You “mag” bs | Sesmnermnnntnernnncenrnnnennnenrennenetet ttt J : = MiSs Vie é ay Ngan 4. wa * r ’ ‘ate ] ¥ illest aia dibbibbcai abi actbibeb ihe! Bey ii ett hibits on shat sje atygs L who marries quch « a