The evening world. Newspaper, April 13, 1907, Page 8

—w ee ey ~ World's Daily “Magazine: Satcaraay? anak The Whole Dee BEF arid Show, An Original Series Written for The EVENING Rv Maurice Ketten WORLD by Leading Amertean Comedinns. || The Sertous Side bie of Fun-Making WHOSE FAULT IS IT? PRACTICAL ACKING-HOUSE methods should MEN 4 No. 3—By Fred A, Stone. not be applied to persons awalt- ing trial. The overcrowding of N actor who didn't Nke me sat tn the Tombs is bad for the health | # and morals of the Inmates. It must not be overlooked that every man in the Tombs is presumed Rulckerbocker the firet six nights innocent, that some of them will of “The Red Milj.” He tad come to or discharged, and that dare me to make him laugh Though I par tidans or dis fe Lh cia i tried all I could to forget he was tn the ‘ir confinement a house, I couldn't always me away with it ‘The interests of the part helped tots, ittegat punishment —because—it-re- sults not from conviction after a but every once In a while on every one of the mights I'd find his aticking legal trial but solely through the out of the composite, of audience like a “look-out-for-the-care” sign at a railroad crossing.’ Af about him the @udience would rock and roll at some thing the company or Montgomery or myself eaid or did, but my friend in front showed the face of an Apache at the stake just before the fire ts It. About the fourth evening of his at- tendance I ‘held a consultation with | Montgomery, ar we decided to go after him—to play for him—to make bim laugh. At the end of that performan | #ent to thesfront of the house to » | something couldn't be done to ke r Pie Face out of the theatre. He hadn't *& SlONe. turned a hatr under our combined extra special applicat agement couldn't help us vity tan't disord " | our friend held coupons for the seat for the enti | would hav TEDDY SHOW HUGHES SH delays in the administration of justice. There are over six hundred prisoners in the Tombs, thirty-four awaiting trial-for murder. If every murder trial were to be like the Thaw is trial t would take over ten years for the murder term to clear its present calendar, At the present rate of progress in the various branches of the} ‘Court of General Sessions and the Criminal Term of the Supreme Court the trial-of defendants out on bail will never be reached and an additional prison will have to be provided to hold the defendants who cannot give bail. Gross injustice will result from this, because only people who have! not the financial ability to provide bail will be convicted. Very properly! the law requires that defendants who are incarcerated shall be tried in order to prevent the prolonged imprisonment of innocent men. When- ever these cases outnumber the monthly progress of the courts, bail cases ong. Thea house n we were tokt run of the show the:bc to let him | SSS are exempt from prosecution. | icse stu Gamatianee peti apy Such a state of things encourages the pemicious activities of the! | gomery and I got the o inypetpe Star Face, indicating the location of his seat self got.on in the next act we began to kid o! twomery and ng was done « xg, Ten min was under way the man was He laughed tty ow SSS pickpocket trust, the organized gangs of second-story men and sneak thieves and all kinds of crime by people able to procure bail. Delay always favors a defendamt with money. The witnesses against him die, he : fest of the show—but in place~at us, t move away, become forgetful or lose their interest in the case. The ‘This made us hotter thay ever. : 7 ed | We were almost in despatr the next night on the 4K prosecuting attorneys have fresher matters to occupy them. - In the course of time the indictments are lost or dismissed to clear out the pigeon-holes. | again when the curtain went up. We eaw him throug? Went on. And then and there we decided to have him cad ra nd have bis filled by some one house againet any litigation that might ¢ showed at the window ef the tnn tn the 1 got a hand from’ htm, too, when I tumbled applauded throughout the rest of the show and always A note next day explained, and asked tempts to ret k at him over thes foot to him. A laughing man ts a good~ n the fun of y usuady ole before m his seat by to protect as .«aontgon | NRE ESV Cea he ‘ABOUT GIRLS. sozocoz CMOPEION The “Perfect Lady. { , Admittedly this state of things is bad. It encourages crime. It ot- Structs justice. {It discriminates against poorer prisoners. Whose fault is it? Either the law is defective and the system of the criminal courts should be changed or the men in charge of the system are to blame, Every case must be presented by the District-Attomney’s office tc the court before it can be disposed of. That places the primary respon- ii é "2 mae Fo sibilit: Mr, Jerome. A District-Att t be f i e | stil upon Mr esome, A Disk tome mos ama The Chorus Girl : : : By Roy L. McCardell to conduct in person an important trial and to give that executive super- vision to the numberless details of his office which its successful adminis- She Tells Why Dopey * hee e dents is the easiest prey in nature, And they don't quvaff any wines of vintage\ rare ‘A They chase Me can, ‘and the iady-peasunts cal tration requires. McHnight Is Homeless, |: Pasner, the promoter, says, tf you oan cateh| Qh Seer out of their nanes wad go to th Few of the present judges of the Court of General Sessions have Fania er tee Aniaee Oee nr e ie gh had long judicial or criminal experience, The promotions of Recorder ema’ ike weirs, ana yOu wet OP Goff and Judge Fitzgerald to the Supreme Court, the retiring of Judge By Gertrude Barnum National Organizer of the Woman's Trade Union League Hl in Fall Bteagh curled up [= @ living skeleton standing by around ‘her like = ‘Send her inl" them, and they don't care whose wedding gay it is | y care eros 44 BLL, I'm glad it's No mmn can be @lected a bank president unless| **! ali over,” 5 "el by ts adtions he has pr that he ts a dear old | (hey smell Ike ontons, and you get up < lady, and by his worde that he is — human plati-| yer to another ‘ Wise hem com! tude, My. Puaner, the promoter, says | than the clean peusants wio won't work at their een wo tired of 1 opera kings! They're wor (inned tt for some ted skeleton Her lo Cowing and the death of Judge McMahon deprived the court of their ee, ss ‘But f you can extch them on the nest, and trade, but stand around all day singing merrtiy cre : pnatantly 2 easing ; y. if you'd a knowed! give them re we i at of the 2 80's to give the prin-| his tha ha TN abies 1g “services. It will take time for the new judges to acquire experience. In aay gta tivee verge | ees onthe ene an ee eeate (a8 entre singe to's to sive the pr Te Od AGF GONE Ot: UNG: 18. SSA bh ea ere the mean time they might work sAitoona, Ha. sarin: | rx, you think the Dix block and tackle oa the| gent to th The skeleton calm 4 to thread (SE te ag a a ie revelations are] jo1, iy inaccessible, because he's busy? Mr. Fan-| Put aid you Sock varices At thie T made signs days of the week will not over work any one, and. yet it would 9 to keop’ the world locked out by ante-rooms| disguises with whic office boys, because they are the eaaest on| fie o&her two thread them,"’ she \eplied der it got . \ and to sing at a tanel he was running should also cut down the length of ae hdtv never think for a minute that holds “the population unto f . pth ¢ disouse them things, but elther re repsn ey i a oa | texts rarchased on tho side 1 would belong to @ union with those Dagos and Canucb their charges and avoid dissertations promoter, has got tm typ) St, Gusnenitic amane | ma } gesturing her extreme s cat tas ai sapauics iitiialatt Knight?) Why do strong in death,’ 1 refie git od away ur Struck on me. He held my har to juries unless some new point in if it had beso dea pee bere ; he whirring straps and belts AUS 0 m ere ie anything to | the mil After the Way te criminal law arises, ich does not s decicing for the other 9 rac iy Fi aa ped Eh lid Ap gy oe ‘That girl would have called herself “a perfor © preferred de happen in one case in a thousand three hundred. 4 é Bch 4 with the girls she thought beneath her } rank. I waa P ia ra the promoter, ways. If (he - home” in ‘the Broad ao ge| Y r fa . . The Thaw case has brought t told me he liked ‘me and I expected b dea deca ocr yiys hye pea ne home ne Broadway car the| of @ stor noe heard , us rom kip aw case has brought to ua se , spares bcldathatin | karten and quarre ling as they went. Too young to speak plainly, they w general public notice some of HER ME TeAVE MUN — swearing in baby (alk; "You dan Bheeny! eried Sony You dan Dagot” i ial ¢ ' ROLL ‘YOUR, orted Ikey, ‘They were both snobs at the age of four faults of criminal trials in this city. OR him HOUSE Cre Bo How rid fe! What is good » anyway? Rich, jeleure-c! Now that the jury has disagreed, that case must be retried, The pasi| | 44% OT - women adore parrots, puppies and other sfupie 6 they Sane Rat ee 1h a og aid ne Pasi | +5 co! s \out of favor with the Four Hundred. So it goes thrugh all our ranks, W) trial has been a model of what to avold, | Le " |cut rhyme or reason, the stenographer mubs the shop girl; the shop girl en igpepnieeces= Yiespnmens CREAT 3 | ——— DROVE FROM 7 the factory girl, and ali women feel superior to domestic servants, HOME AND When you hear ® woman speak of getting into mociety, you may be pre Letters from the P ni TME Be ol Fn ee A | cop a SALOONS. 1S sur" ihre prouder she weame to grow. She has no dream of broad human compant CLOSED! ahip. | I know @ young Italian woman whom I consider an !dea! society leader. 1 One |eadtege from the goose, I take the! lives in @ neighborhood where onve existed an old feud between tile Irigh 4 To the Eaitor | woove back again (so there is nothing | | Jewish women. In a eocial olub to which they all belonged, the Irish eat sol! I have been married thirty-six years. | doing for poor goose in the cold slaw lon one side of the room, and voted unanimousiy against aay proposition For the last fifteen yoars my wife has | line), and carry ¢ x across, I now | vanced by any Jewish member. ia been « drinking woman, although I eathane ante } On one oorasion # Je peddier, husband of a clu) member, was ares have never used be a 1 have wd Jon the charge of selling stolen goods, My Italian friend at once enlisted tried « * dust I ‘ |sympathy of the warm-hearted Irish officers of the club, who roused tt pom 8 s lott me at aad —— mpatriota to defend the honor of the olub with all their fighting pt rent - |summoning the entire “inflooence” of the politicians w ntrolled the wa rée | Te ep ee atig> they secured the discharge of the peddier, and os 1 with pomp ¢ t are | « a Pree o United § ceremony, an honored man and brother, back to his pushear . ” serve wo terms? How « |) From that moment the soctal tige turae he {rit awept away & mly. la | cat s rae divisions. The ¢ tena and E eins sat together at future meetings, goes Kl wise r Northern and Southern Men ing Mike twir re over thelr ten; thelr daughters e Bridgete and Rach: J R . capi hor} biivious of creed’ or nationality, walked thereafter_arm in arm, exchang A Timely Query ti, . Jem ning ating dadia nal ai petaltn Amanat a y \ . | choicest secrets 5 ae , raphe a vderintng $8 declared that either Dopey must leave the house or she would, 60 it was decided Dopey must go. |r mush deente and stpenuettik Ga -e : world ex: |™ t ln add, ke Moder Har! of A uuther ss t . re t. ‘Thaats the reason they have ft, be seem to have the price of @ cab these days, and) which @ Ban Fr quake to remind copns - nor relation Kure . inl ~ keep what they win end if theres any /u#s, who siways ‘ f our boasted “equality and fraternity The « t bulld up. EK IxQ R ‘ at iso a Ke 1 k oss it's v ante ia 1} true society of the splendid America of to-morrow, We must pin our faith mean), and she do 4 ; tok sy thy, their t A ' 4. M LL don't understand them things, but neck our at dl the power of their quick sympathy, thelr ts e “im t eak down ae oe " . : “J x eS” Bent aah aie Canate aay | a aste, and teach the ¢ ren true American principles, 4 aia J gael 7 a i L By gy ite fl ‘and = we « op to get off mt our strect r of 4 death for work is, e#pecially, and ‘ 1 where 1 do belon cause ropey Mel last, picks ° r hat lv ™ 2 Mil to} a A birle knew . w the wi niional freedom of the| cur and piu ieunect in tie Portuneteiy, that living ‘skeh of Fall River ia am horees @ ks, « v 1've wn Y t eek =e t came to marry and te down, | that saya, Whi Grew Thie Hair, and We Can) Probably by this time ehe has narrowed her circle to mix feet 4 ‘ ° - '| Prove It >unty’ clumve corner of the graveyant. 1 w wt have a 4 © business woman w proud in the county's excly f at at ihe : ‘ r filled with the (Good - mori@se - merry - milkman — _ of tx in nded J M a ss wv comle opers by Gagger and t before poor me Montego y tuiy 6 } ¢ rer a tye Brening : fe: ~ it can dig ! ‘ Sentence Sermons for Busy Readers, \ a can a “when 'nd whe . 4 1 e. ‘ ad hysterias and kicked off one of her r eee ; : \ f | ‘ , the Castle co ed, Mestarien 0d icine OE one Of bes CESS ls a fine disregard for dimoult Richard Mansfeld, BH. Satnern « a “sweet nothings’ | me ‘ peasants i walling the co ‘dcartied her to the door singing "Won't oul , ever wae convicted by scolds George Washington were bor : " ry deir cred s? nejiine s 4 i : He My Teddy Bear? while he was scratching his is nothing realstiess in the reatiess life % ‘ i SCD Oa » “swell at * a” : 4 ik the stage peasant ta an| fa fie orvane nl that either be must leave | Letty been is not sweet without daily duty Geese ae Cabbage : : (ens Woma A 6 x ‘ im Lust ga, ae Me nacombe gute his i y is wise who ever ie gaining wisdom Hee is the solution In This the Numbert t . a asa data kha tabas Miaada ta tea Ol era F ee worte ; | Where is he now? Ask me But how hy 8 ge . ay . goon, and cabbage proliem = World * . k person t know that's Wwelomne wherever he pose You cannot lift the world by pulling dows t ace fe carried across frat. 1k * va A ma ° matte - | . whether he bas money or pot Days-are sicred-ie proportion as they P s that the fon will eat latipes . a says | er know aumbt of sorrow | a Sevene a epey aight it is sneye| If your faith possesses your heart it w p feet (there being no corned bee erage yy ig Ag . , t i tow, or termanon, ar tmenew, i don't mesn ‘weloomed.’ exactly. “Tolerated’ is The heart is dead when the amile of @ child ca tir Ite depths. , MQ. ‘Phe next to be carried across f rppowssenl Mage jie LA better word, tof, gay. kid. ls anyone waloomed i A bard and fast theology often leaves many hazy Lown sonality a paw r e ‘ & * inside «. A 4 re a be ~ one a u on iS aalie "Rae ite’ maaan vital aah| But wh aes ert : P i anty of paamenis Ht, Om One | iy are this ev're anancially | 460 Tribume * Di was 10 400 you ond ehe's @ perch.’ te ily Clean’ clothes, or Me they tave they wan't ver bardeeeai”