The evening world. Newspaper, April 5, 1907, Page 19

PPRPEDROVSDW HGS POGPONRSS GEO. M. COHAN Describes the Peculiarities of The First-Nighter “cb HE First Nighter” seldom laughs; this fe to say I he acldom laughs aloud, He feels it hie duty to be known as a “hard audien otherwise he would never be known as a “first nighter ‘The snapplest disiogue, the brightest music, the most picturesque ensembles fail to move him—that is ao ‘a4 ay we know—for there he sits from & o'clock until midnignt with a look of utter disdain for all he views. If the plax-proves @ success, he has failed. Should the play prove a failure he succeeds. Ho Is the oriiinal “I told you #0, gentlemen.” looks at @ programme; he knows them all He wally up and down tha lobby between acts tn hopes of being asked whet he thinks - He tells the -eading Indy she can naver expect to win in such a play, He tells the author that the leading He tells the present-day actors that all the good He never suo dy ruined the performance. Qctors died years exo. The doortender trembles as this wise man erfters. The ushers knew him by Game. The actors fix thelr gaze upen him from-ihe rise of the curtain till the fall He becomes annoyed at ppl When Nery whistles he falls asleep. At the cry of “Author!” just before the plauswright makes his impromptu speech feritten tho night before) the first nighter leans his arm on the back of his ' 1 puTHOR: AUTHOR, AUTHOR, lays bis cheek in his hand, st © over very carefully as he gen t he ever saw Orchestra chair, row fend looks the Every performance ts th How did any member of any c manage to get on:the stage? Klaw & Erlanger know nothing abo rical business, and Belasco ts lucky to get way with “that stu Ch iman would not know where to get @ meal nd if It wasn't for Charlie Frohman tf it was not for Maude Adams's success, Maude Adams would ft minor rts in a Harlem at compa: Richard Mansfeld ought t a 4 of himself for taking money from the| } public. The public consists of not but yaps, and so deserves to be “lemoned.” | He claims that all Ucket speculators are “in with the theatres.” The public 1 hi n once. buys his seats of a speculator, The actors would “swell up” Mould never patronize them ta | He never sees @ play more t © @rer repeated | He Gespises ‘ong runs, they shu ) productions, the more productions “more chance he gets to show him | @rchestra rail, He hae laughed but twice-in his llfe-once when @ boy fell from the gallery 30 jeaped_over-the footlights on top’ cf | if he! out “openings.” The more faflures the more he mors firet nights, and consequently elf and push his expressionless face over > ae Vas cal director, He took awful chances of losing his reputation both these things struck him so funny he just couldn't help It. He promised his x her wh he was a small boy he would never laugh af @n actor, If Imugliter were currency’ he would control thd weblth of the world fe Is the only man who has saved it up, Try us you y you cannot hand him! @ laugh, He ts made of business and “not Jaughing.” He is very proud of the| fact that he could not | f he wanted to. 8 sativflod that nothing funny hme been sald or done for years. He te the « ing man who realizes this. He act takes himself seriously and pities the poor devils who giggle or even smile. » If you have never seen (ils man you can catch him at any first night. Take| ook him over, Get a seat as near him you can and watch him t pay any attention to play and keep y use you the what ts taking place on the stage. Pass up the wise gentleman throughout the entire evening and you ever had handed you in any theatre during your Health and Beauty. By Margaret Hubbard Ayer, eye on t best Ia | haty fa i‘ out, try this To Cleanse the Blood, hs yy D—TNere are a day ’ ech ry? Mactara Girections for | req ma; ‘tpoture of| Using euiphur canthurides. Fit A hee ne, 120/ and molasses, Thie | Tyco the rooie of the hair with 8] is an exe nt and soft sponge once or twice a day Tale lotion Me especially Sood for very dry | nexpensive reme which will clear the complexion of pim To Reduce Flesh, i ples and cles * Se Get . L Try Usese * fo reduc | — b tion of fe Avoid ail atarobg | matey OFM. OF - Bus: « and twewtened food, all cereals. | oH PFAPiDHO®, | \oyetabies containing sugar or gtarch.| Yul two tehs)90n-| euch as peas, beans, corn, potaloss, fula in the bottom | ac Mave your bread toasied; sprinkle | of @ glass. Seo that with watt inetemd of Dotter, Mit, 1! there are no jumpe in it. Pour #ix tea-|Tesret to say, Uf it Be pure and good epeensuls of mrup or molasses on the |e fattening. Hot watur le an exeeiont eulphur. Stir © aybetituis for other iguids, Add @ litte the sixture of the Juice of Mines Ge lemon to it, | Suat betor if you me Lamit your seating Dunit for hours to seven at chy outside. No hu for three Ou iust take exercise, paraiio walk ai least five miles a day, and do the scars |e Pot wheel, go to one of the UV LOne Where subchenical masange ven Beveral of ny correspondents pevolt your tat dod ‘po romilts fromm thie method of wet ng the vigorous exercise they reauure Fae ayetent ie thoruaghly wholeseiue 4nd not exponsty n reducing | flea te One taot to Precol: "y far ie) ih On-OxY ROM Avatro: ‘mut | PR Lol your hajr never] farhan) Zou mus ¢ j frown low on the forehead. it| Mage? ‘These madre re | * Dever wil You oan omy ar- » Bnd 6 eo “pense it | tw | not give ber up great mill of life The new ers had be- gun, dawn bright and clear €0 die- p the «loom in his soul, Leaning | againet thy casement and wondering where he cquid earn the Gret dollar for the Pexsy brewster that wae , Peay Gray, be rose to meet M with & Ane unitinching fearlessness Before | o'clock he was downstal | and waiting, Joe Bragdon joined him a The Evening World's Daily Magazine, The Foolkiller £3 G2 &2 2X LI PUT ALL YOUR, i SA! reety EVERY Body GETTING } WERE'S WHERE 1 <ET BUSY! STUFF On COME OR. FIRST RACE | K SUE satis 2 oe NOTHING DOING WITH nim he NO THANKS, FON THE WATER YER, | HAVE JUST S0UGHT A HOME OUT ON THE ERIt! Brewster's Millions, | (Copyright, 1008, 1904, by Herbert 8. Stone & bo.) SYNOPSIS OF PRECEDING CHAPTERS. | Montgomery Brewster, a young New York from Te” taherite 61-000. is ive ta (lizewater anda within 1.590,008 left him by hs penniless. before ibe the 4nd become inherit the $7,000,000. oF he potitite bint Fationally i stuapdeting a inilfton’ doliare in, & ‘singis car This he euccesds in duing and wias K & worthless spend aged to pretty Pemey fig eet for the gay-on | wer to him the 67 CHAPFER XXIX, Last Word, {a relaxed ster faced the bitter ceality. Without undressing he threw himself | upon the lounge and wondered what the | world held for him. wos | least, be thought, and she wae enough. |b Was he) But had he been fair to her? right in exacting @ eacrifice? His tired | brain whirled in the effort to decide. | Ovly one thing was ¢ that he The future grew black at the very thought of With her he could make things go, but alone it wes atter, He would take the plunge and he would fy 1. His mind went traveling over the year, and he suddenly realized ad forfeited the confidence of | His course | gracete that he men who were worth while business, The best training for thought nerved him to action, He must make good. Peggy had faith in tim. Bhe o e to him whee e yihing wee against him, and he would slave for her, he would starve, he would do anything to prove that she was not mistaken in bim. She at least should know him for 4 man. Locking toward the window he saw the black, uneasy night give way to the coming day, Hexwurd and faint, he arose from the couch to watch the ap- proseh of the sun that te indifferent wo Wealth and poverty, to gayety and fection, From far off in che gray light there came the sound of @ § o'clock bell A little later the ehrieke of factory whistles were borne to his ears, muffied by datance but pregnant with the im- portance of & now day of toll, They were calling hia, with all poor men, to the sweal-ehap end the forge, to the A Netw York Monte Cristo her wedding morning. Mer colar was rich, her eyes clear as stars, her wom- An's body the picture of @race and health. Monty's heart leaped high with love for her. quite overcome by the heartiness of his me. uu are an angel. Nopper, God bless with convincing em- Joe, read that letter aloud and hen advertise for the return of those ‘The pretifest girl in New York, by Dan Dem! Jove,” gneped clutching Boston terriers!” Bragdon’s hands trembled and hts ‘olce w ol sure as he translated the It geld Pewey et |™ jOrm hold upon fem!- [39 profigacy would not ©* considered | ning fancy and i to the bit later, followed by Gerdner and the minister. The DeMilles appeared with- Tf You einnot| OM 8m invitation, but they were n0¢/ cagion may denied Mrs Dan eamely shook mer head when told that Peggy wee oti) asleep ond that the ceremony was of Ull ® o'clock “Monty, are vou going away?” asked Dan, drawing bum into « erner, “Just a week im the hill,” epawered Monty, eucdealy remembering the gen erosity of dis attorneys, “Come i and see me a4 soon a8 you return, old mas,” said DeMille, and Biya Sea oawe cae Bragion by the arm. | scrawl, opper’ Harrison standing be. “And kok at Monty! He's become @/ tind him. for Kiceful purpose of new man in the last five minutes,” add-| prompting him whet the writing was ‘ peyon range of human intelli ed Jot. Look at the glow in his cheeks!| ?*” Spline Sicmean mee eee Ry the eternal, he's beginning to look| “Mr. Montgomery Brewster, as he did @ year ago.” My Dear-Boy> A ploak, ehtens Tie neasiati etna "$0 You thought I had aiven you the ‘ . ° . . * [atip.” en? Didn't thine Ta stow ‘up ‘The man who wes bere yesterday js| 2 nd do my part? Well, I don't in the hall to see Mr. Brewster.” sala| Dame You: I suppome Tre acted Vike the maid, a few minutes after the min-| 4 damned Idiot, but so long as it + out O. K. there's no harm done. The ister had uttered the words that gave od Peggy a new name. There was a mo-| Wolf won't gnaw yery much of a hole of allence, almost of dread ny or, I ceckon. This letier in- ou mean ‘the fellow with the] troduces my seoretary, Mr. Oliver Har- 4?" asked Monty uneasily rison. He came tome last June, ont in ‘Yes, sir. Ie sent in this letter, beg-| Bute. whih prospectus pt @ claim sing you to rend it at once the bad staked out up the mo “Shall I send him away, Mont, What he war was backing and he femanded Brugdon defiantly. does he mean by coming at this time "il read the letter first, Joe.” Every eye was on Brewster as he tore t] had euch « good show to win out that I went {nto cahoots. with him. He» 0. 4 min up there that 4s dead sure to yield m@lions. Seema as though he May “Manton’s Daily Fashions, HE over vleuse hes unquestion- ably taken @ be noted in almost innumerable —-varta- tions, Ths one te ab- solutely simple yet chic in the extreme, and, aan be utilised both for the gown and for the odd watet. Wor with @ skirt to match it wil be a favorte for street demand ‘The Quantity of mar terial required for r the medium size Over Blouse or Jumper—Pattern No. 5638. ja Blt yerde 1, 1 14 yerde #1 or 1 4 yards M inches wide, with § yards of ba ing, © yerds of somaghe raid Vatiors 6685 ts out to gises fore MM, MH and @inch bust measure. ud ING WORLD MAY ‘B West Trenty-toind etree Now ‘e onln oF siammpe fer each patiorn ordered, name B08 e0dress plainly, aod al- come Bast without telling everyBody in Friday, By R. W. Taylor WELL,IT | WAS COMIN" A.1Q Butte about it. “T am here a in last night, Him! By George B. McCutcheon #0 9 the money. Got arrison ame from Ch ~ BETTY VINCENT Offers Balm for the Hearts of Troubled’ Lovers TREET FLIRT ATIONS. OT infrequently a young man or a young eft! wittes N me of some flirtation with an unknown person on the street, the exobange of amiles and gletfabs, end the inquiry invariably ends with: “We have no one to introduce us. How can we get acqualnte > These people might just as well write me: “fam balf and there is no possible means of restoring my halr, How, can 1 restore my hair?’ For unless they have or can dis- cover some mutual acquaintance to Introduce them there te no possible way of their meeting each other In @ self. respecting way, The introduction may seam to a romantie young girl a stupid formality, but it ts designed wholly for her protection, The handsome stranger who wears sich nice clothes and amiles #o ingratiatingly may be @ cone | Adence man or-an ex-convict or he may be a perfectly honest, respectable young man. But an tntroduction by @ friend whhm you trust t# the only thing that | can vouch for im and protect you Remember this and evold fiirtations with ys | men you don't know, A Millionaire for Her. Dear Betty AM a young man of strictly Principles and am engaged to a young Indy of seventeen. She ts very jmwect to me always and T love hee deeply, but there fs one fault which, | try as I will I cannot cure. Every j time I take her to a dance she insists | on getting up in the middle of the floor 1 and dancing the mattichiche, much to | to cal om vO0 after he hae nce ne my etnberrasement. Now, what would! ceived permission to do eo. you advise? ANXIETY I would advise you to get another irl. She ts eccentric enough to win a millionaire. A Baby Othello, | Derr Beaty AM seventeen years of age and am In love with a young lady one year my junfor, I know that she likes another young man and I am eure that she loves me. Will you advise me how I can have her to give the other young almost every time T ask him and / \he ays wants to kiss me, and it mnbra} | 80H T Can't Help letting him do go, as I love hint so much and I do not | want to offend him. “Would like to know whether {t Is my place to ask him to the hotise, whether I ought to | altow him to kins me, and, most of atl, how I oan find out whether he loves me. EM. tise erave mistake to allow him té kiss you unless you are engaged to him or have every reason to think you with be. Seek htm tess and he will seek you more, Her Mother Objects, Dear Betty: AM a pdung man, twenty-two years | of age, and am deeply in hove with | | & “college etri," who is three years my juntor. Of late she has been treat- ing mo very coolly and as Tameta lode man up without offending her? j te 1er comviuct thought I { W. B. H. | would ask you to explain tt. Her You are too young to become engaged |mother, as I understand, ‘a oppomed to to her and havejno right to demand her | our keeping company. Now I am mak- excinsive society, She ts entitled to all| ing @ fairly good salary and desirous the nice boy friends she wants, Don't! of marrying her, 1. @, the “collegtan.” be a baby Othello. Do you think it sdviseble that we elope? How can I go about “mati He Wants to Kiss Her. oot le ey . a Dear Betty HEARTBROKEN JACK. AM « young girl seventeen years of) You are much too young to think of age and love very devotedly a young | cloping. Ask the girl herself to ex- man twenty years of age whom I| plain her coldness. Then try to win dave known quite a long time, but he|her mother to favor your sult. Fratter seers tocare more for other girla when | ther # need be and let her understand he i# out in company, although he acts| that you only want her daughter be- as tf he loves me very much when he|oagse you were bom too tate to win comes to see me. He comes to the HINTS FOR THE HOME Nut Wafers. choc hate to the mixtare when it ts REAM 1 oup butter with 11-2 cups | first pit om the stove, and for flavoring eda yanilla. To Mrs. Dan fell the honor of Belo- Open the envelope. His face was eX-|has to give you half ef the yield, sugar, add 8 welleaten eggs, 1 tea- in omy ree By the te Sha aa | Frei eta Tone” Rds Re | Res ae erase |W) spoon auth Sinan or water, Marshmallows, had coffees and was ready to go down |letter to Hragdon, clasped Pegs) in hil | secretary and pall Of affairs so took |1 cup chopped walnuts, 1 cup chopped OAK four ounces of gum arabic in | she was pink with excitement and had) #115 spasmodically and then, Feleasing | him into my offfce. You can see that] raisins, 1-2 nutmeg, 1 teaspoon ctnna- one cup of water until dissolved, | Giite mmctten the makioty arbick her, dashed for the hall like one bereft |he did not take me up into the moun- fps ‘clove, 1 tablespoon 6 nad | of reason | tains ‘to murder me, as the papers say | MOP aTyigeory J then strain it to get out any made the night an age. , its Nopper Harrison’ he cried. 004 | this morning. Damned rot. Nobody's| Molasses, ttle galt, 21-2 cune flour. Mix | Soacks. Now put this into @ saucepan She had never been prettier than On| Ee ee te per’ was jousiness but my own if T concluded to! wet! and drop by spoonfuls on greased | wie, 4 nelt pound of powdered sugar. » baking pan. Fudge. Place the pan in another of boiling jwater, ety until it is thick and white. Drop « little in cold water and tt will. cago a day ahead of ms. I went to o WO cups 1-2 c7 eet milk, betl, Take from the fire fee of « t thie mornin, ougar. uP torm « firm Found ¢ x bg tH hears plece of butter size of a walnut; jend stir inte this the stiffly beaten Pernt PE cites cnt os been mur: boll till ¢t will harden in cold water | wnites of three egss. It will be Iike Gored. Money all sone. everrtn® mor |—umually eight to ten mimutes—then| sponge. Flavor with rose water, aGout | Don't diame ‘em much, Yue it-wai| add favoring and turn into buttered | two teaspoons. Turp into « pan thickly ) this way? down at T Told me you were going to be married this mv ine. oa tt, 1 Hy thls Ume you're compar happy looked with fied I con 1 r the receipts gether th of stuff t the banks. decent ‘eckon the bride, I ‘The uded to follow out t jerma of the will and deliver tt person Bedmpwiok's 9. fool th Ni Iton dollars’ wor it when you indorse the cert rant & Ripley’ here and tn amighty a ar Ty Doy. sort of wed- and t sy “of dah @ lot of othe 1 suppose, and biked of to w York, You'll find about 000% Jum mii hen its wyers told me all about you I about |. that th ively They're all right money ours Then I got to thinking that maybe you wouldn't care to come down at nine O'clock, especially aa you are just re covering from they’ wettie with you. the soy of being mar #0 T aettied with the lawyers and hothing in noon about fome lensons in svending money. us If you have tloular to do this after. that the wo o'clock, I'd muggest that You Come to the hotel and we'll dispo of « few formalities quires of law re: And you oan give me A * tor Your ability as a business man, I have thts to for from anybody. He's in @ class by him. elf n58 it's & business that no one el pointer about. The beat te: ‘mY boy.|s the f property for taxa sian of lon say ft don't rsa 3a] capacity war you Meted need 8 Any man who can spend a million @ Year and have nothing to sho Tecommendation business sagectty, That would have decided me ‘m your favor If everything begn against you “Tm arty You've been worried ahout all this deal in You have «one through vear and you have been roast hat good of from Hades to breakfast by every body will surprise them to read to-day Mere waye ‘haw one. Now | q done my duty you I've got myeelt your turn to Ip gh Tt ‘extras’ interviewet by the newspapers and to day they'll print the whole truth rhout Mor Brewster and h'« millions They've Kot the Gedgwick wil! and my * and the old town wil) bell with excitement, 1 guess you'll be sauared Detore the world, al rieht. You'd better stay Indoors fer 6 while though, !f you want to hewe @ “T don't Mee York | Am going back to Butte to: there we have real are not butl or three mile, * lowlands and we have valieys th: make in ‘em. Central of brick There | re Park look skye julet hoheymeon ver r aia "Out and ‘They are high and they like have inch of nothing. Probably you and | Mee Broweter ape going to takes iding trip. ao why Ko west with ein my ear? We stert a! 745 PM na I won't bother you. Then you can ake Mi anywhere you like Sincerely * BWEARENGEN JONES Po G1 lot to say there te no asvch man as Golden. 1 bought our mines @n4 ranches with my own money. You may y them back at rame figures. I'd advise you to do t They'lt be worth twine ax much 8 year. [| hope you'll forgive t hime of an old man who bas liked 2 from the atart b HE END covered with cornstarch. Haye it about | an inch thick. Let it stand all day or over night, then cut in squares. pans; when).partly ooo! cut; ang! when cold ft will’ bre@& readily. For chooo- fudge add 3 squares unsweetened “The Land of Nod” Makes One Long aa F, a Nttle Bonnie, one could dose oft at the beginning afd: sleep I through “The Land of Nod,” the show at the New York Theatre would be as restful as an evening in the old armohair, But just a the eoporific smedians’ are putting you to sleep & song or something happens to dis- turb your rest, the back of your neck answers to the reflex test and sweet slumber is as impossible as ft ts for Miss Amelia Bingham in the big four “The Liiac Room.” secing Mr. Kyrie Bellew try to give an exouse.fer “A Marriage and watching ® white Marcel wave of repentance sweep over Alcott," we needed @ rest and went to “The Land of Nod,” hoping to get It. The hope was strengthenea by « remark Gropped by the programme, which went on to say: “The Land of Nod is bounded on the North by the Bea of Sentiment, on the South by the Mountains of Mirth, on the East by the Lake of Laughter, and on the West by the Hills of Harmony.” ‘We did our best to fall into the Lake, but remained as Gry as the “book by Frank R. Adams and Will M Hough, rearranged by George V. Hobart.” Howard shouldered the responsibility for the musio and gave ter of After Reason, Ambitious Mrs. pe of Joseph B himself three songs to sing. He was exceedingly Uberal with « rather small volos, Miss Mabel Barrison, who seems to be outgrowing the white socks of Babes in Toyland,” wasn't altogether Bonnie, but she gave incipient signe of m comedienne by wanting to be kissed and saying “Yesh, shir," with considerable drollery, @he found herself tn @ land of blocks and cards, but | it wasn't happy old Toyland by many @ mile Incidentally, everything but her volee aas outgrown the kindergerden, Miss Carrie De Mar, not content with betng © pretty, smart and grace chorus girl with a front-row voice, also stepped into the fiursery class with imitations of « baby, @ parrot, and other household pets. Why, why, are imitations? Mlas De Mar can afford to get along without th Miss Helen Bertram, as the Jack of Hearts, fatied to take @ (rick, and “comedians’—Gus ©, Weinberg, William fellery, Neil McNeil and Ko Wileon—all deserved to be drowned In the Peppermint River, The only 4 ference between them was that one carried & concertina. The costumes of (}» chorus girls, who seemed ® trifle stiff in the knees, gave the only indication that ful oh, “The Land of Nod” \s # sutnmer show Bong Birds,” @ travesty on the opers war) by Victor Herbert and Hobart, was ® vast improvement on the first part of the per: and was made Interesting as well ae amusing by Myr. William ® capital imitation of Oscar Hammerstein. Mr Burress deserves the reward of one of Oscars best cigare—and this is said tn all kipdness, Mr. Herbert's lever music wen!) to emash, but thanks to Mr. Burreus the fun of the thing) wasn't entirely If, as the programme stated, Julian Mitchell staged the production, he must have done most of the work {i Ris sleep, About all that can be sald of “The Land of Nod” ts goodnight CHARLES DAKNTON. put —— — “ ” > ‘ T-ifles” that Were Agents of Fate. "TIN it ts the little things which bring the great results where iysery te O deopest. An “e” in @ misspelt word brought home hie crime to she Pigott. It was a covple of halre of @ squirrel which convicted @ » murder in # case which had long pussled the pbifee, Literature las sometimes to dep 0d upon ae slender clues ag this for establishing evidence not otterwiee to be gained chen commentators on the works o Hobe lv Stevenson were busiest they came across ® manuscript whone place of birt they could not ae termine. Was it written before he left home, or afier iiiv arrival in Memra? were Wie ® crushed My upon one of th paste © ey took Ole to Mr. Venrell be onto and he was able to dewide “wine fy weeps & Bpecee othe Polynegen Tplands. Gtevensos bad writien the moterlin hie lalaad Dome A 7 , Oa te pee deme te