The evening world. Newspaper, April 3, 1907, Page 1

The Evening World’s Daily Magazine, Wednesday, @880808 0088 PEPROLOROSOHTOL OOO : A NEW YORK MONGE CRISGO The First of a Series of Articles on Fun and Funny New Yorkers From the Pen of One of America’s G Brewsters &2 (Life Is a Laugh. Get In and Enjoy Yours rz) 3 M illi on S It is a great thing to be good company for yourself. You have no idea how Jolly Springtime Advice. well you like yourself if you string yourself along and hand yourself a laugh By Geo. B. McCute every once in_a while. | By GEORGE M. COHAN sn1eon. ba ~ way. 1 LD you ever stop to figure out how necesoary it fs to make people [seriously; this comes from standing tn front of the mirror and holding con-| Speed latigh versations with themselves when the world ten't looking. It isn't concett | he (Copyright t town. Every time you hand out a laugh . ou make somebody happy.| altogether, {t is a wild desire born In mankind to make themselves be Ne wrife, are to Se ih Auy time you are handed a laugh you're happy c Meve they are the whole works. You can’t get your proper nize in the} alt going up to Pet: the hard luck fellow with the doleful tale {s the man you|mtrrot; get on the roof of the Flatiron Building and took down on the a cueawell apes a try to dodge; the good-news man with the joyful story is the others, in order to get @ Ine on yourself. ne dont ee ron. ioe ]one you are always glad to meet How few of us are ever happy wher we are alone! This ts only because| Bmile when you approach, and laugh when y.u leave we get serious when we are alone } I's studio opened Sone and th If you. must tell ar eM sud St Surround seriousness with comedy: start in by saying something funny, how well you like yourself if you string yourself along and hand yourself a water had pald for ning. and wie an some sad news, dont pring it on him all at once It’s a great thing to be good company for yourself. You've no tdea and when he begine (o giggle, pull the terrible thing you've got to say, and jaugh every once in a while make a quick switch again to the comedy and leave him lhughing You won't mind being alone then, because you khow you are going to! ov eat sane The scowling, unfriendly, serlous-looking man {8 seldom successful {n| hear good news from yourself. Millea, Peggy Gray and| business; the smiling, good-natured, slap-you-on-the-back fellow Is always Never parade your troubles; every time you whisper a word of sadnens, | toon see ent eRe eueETO? | doing well. You may call him a con, he may be reputed to be a dealer in the other fellow goes you one better, and the frst thing you know you are by Brewster ob the toast olly salve, but you're glad to meet him just the same, You know he isn’t! listening to some dreadful tale. | going to tell you any hard luck story, and even though his line of chatter I want to,tell you something right now, and Just fot this down tn isn't exactly all truth it sounds good; so let him le a little—what do! your memo book: The man with the laugh !s the popular man, you can se you eare? pet all you've got on that; the popular fnan Js the prosperous man, and | nthe morn y who rang the The great trouble with most men is that they take themselves too guess that's a pretty safe wager too. CHAPTER XXVII. The Night Before. | oi all up to Jones, now | year Inter handed 12 o'clock | coming in, 0:4] Mor =~'The Foolkiller 2 £2 £2 G2 gQ BYR W. Taylor /ARE you SURE, hes AND WILL You ALWAYS running the a he trove patataient. with mens ei badctrs iiekey. ths dine ee time and ex] CARRIE, DEAREST, ) a = i Ag eee how: he Ga ainGeg? Salts {ican AARDLY =| GR me. He insisted on makin m Nopper Mar- +. | BELIEVE THAT we — ¥ 1 TO GOOD 10 AREGENAORED BE TRUE Last! a Soh Dear! | ye = 7 Wy a of me and throw me down now, But. should take ifiinto his head to be otha pap ah fumbled. he knew pened the envelope I wonder if 1 could break th wonder if I could b court Pegsy was walling to: cheeks were Bhe had caught f eitement of the ocrasion. i “Come. Peggy,” ho exclaimed, eager | ly. This is our last holiday-iet’s hr in| , “4 Rene a Oe tuegin ail over| Once rt “GRANT RUPE | ff you like, when we bes Lael Bi e paralyzed, D- | again, but maybe It will be worm re t otion In his face. | | Ho assisted ty the mor for the | | Sad inen tecped up bf. ido" er. | te brie tones ney tn Ye tatea, e're off!” he cried, hi D quive in his body was This is a grent big country. Barrels of money in the United Stated, Se centred “upon and wise men laugh themselves into a bank roll E | el te et ae ey at handwriting of | YOU want to laugh, I want to laugh, we ALL want to laugh. [sce Ra ce ruenaah) Aihs nine ag | — If you are a married man, hand your wife as many laughs as possible; \p and the two light hearts M | /{ NT Th GREAT ‘ t love all the more. If ve ildren, the trap and the t taht } ' DIGAPPRARED: /\70 sv HERE YES, OEFAREST NaOAE CL TREE fe that will make her hk you you have any children, say Gray turned from window s, plain and terrible | i Vu =i 1 EXO SURE) and do things to make them Jaugh, and they'll grow up to be happy men Howse with tear in her eyes. TS Feemendoiy 1 thet R’ ake ese with ‘ou! US HERE, PREC\OUS- NO ONE 15 | snd-weomeen a ble 4 the: ne j wo ; - : Ges ties darknses, GUESS WHAT I'M LOOKING ? | Hand your employer as many langhs as you ean, and your job is safe, “The queerest-looking and it will save you thinking up stuff to hand your landlady laughs in order the house to 4ee you iz caim because | to hang onto the hall room you'ye laughed your way Into. Lorin he itsined control Every time you make the bartender laugh you get the kind the boss +6 - asset f, | | drinks, ington’s cowboy k Sener tas. met | 5 . What was his Oe te ae ee te ee einen | | Make the ‘walter laugh and he serves you twite as well. “He told the maid it not matter j Upon him that the others were waiting i Always make your tailor Jaugh, especially when you owe him money. $ ZX eaw him ae he walked away, and hel pir him to read the menage aloud, He! 1 Jooked very much a man, Hoe said he/was pot sure that a sound woul id Co ome When you go to the theatre, go there to laugh. If you laugh, the feliuw } would rome to-morrow if he did not| forth when he Opens Sit ln tore! anal next to you laughs; {f he laughs, the fellow next to him laughs, and, as © find you downtown to-ni, Don't you , ae 1 as st ibe Mails podliameat | laughter {4 contagious, the first thing you know the whole house is laughing, h om the ription? im. worr n't tell yor r bs oa ret — rf i ts és na akg this. be eald. no gravely tna he hear | the actors are working twice as hard, you get three times as much for your “No Ate ates 3 4 ere were silences “It ts @ business ‘A : amitter of such vital importance that I money and everybody 1s satisfied. ; “Monty,"" she said. after Mae e| must ask you to excuse me for an hour Never complain about the weather; always say, “Wasn't it a splendid ainful reflect: ne cou! or #0. 1 will explain everything to- bi ” ” " " — na Please don't be uneasy. If lizzard?” Instead of, “Wasn't it an awful storm?” 7 “1 know the honor to face the | ie Never ask a man tn the middle of August if it is hot enough tor him, een up to shay ege of hoard ef an absent host, I'l mont | because some day some one's going to say “No;" then what are you going something of | i. Tt Is imperative that I go. | to any? : | to aay? ive you my we af to return hi Sn @ doliar in was st natan, bia knees 7 ry ry Never find fault with the street-car conductor, and don’ grumble because _ - ¢| reoailed pecullar ee | NoPE! | CANT Do IT you have to stand up for fifteen or twenty blocks; just take your medicine ia Hrewdon “ thing serious?’ asked De | I WAS YOUNG ONCE with a smile, grab on to a strap, say something funny, get everybody in the | Stack, hasty, Don't nad “KRU MLE Rceeaaaete] car laughing, turn It into « pienic party, and the first thing you knaw you Gear, we are out for a gm ting, frightened tones from are home, and you won't mind the trip at all. : we iniat Make the, most ij thro the par t concerns me alone an it * | ehe cried. “And t ane es Aer ane cer He turned very a SPORT Perey, don't he. worred—de | of dressing. “I'm a n bs he Ge on and j > Phwwy, but 1 . ¥. and these me y) | W, 3 Py - hurt, dear—T'm > 1 rhy H | M Al fi eat avanite sation. ie a Ambitious Mrs. Alcott Gave the time. Vand about the oh bi | b h Poopie won't ba talking beto re E row. and by that time j t Poy te ee holes nough | iP Question. We can't got Dente " A decisively , t ny é furn ‘ay. Ou Pesey! That i. s | be, cried. Tir ive ais OMEHOW or other the iady with past doomn't seem so heartrending now- body would know © be Continued) Ss days os whe did in the past. A few y * Ago the sympathetic Lhentregoer ] Bont Wee. Fay wo tts eee. never thought of taking ng leas than one extra handkerchief when be cH eg eR OTL CW ere oe ear Bre tetera tie Sane TAYLOR —-— | leven thai “suspicious moisture” so often mentioned in emotional circles, We ‘ ae ig aug eC PEON OA Teptenaid, upato-dnte New York no longer weep at the once moving spectacle Of the wtep-lively lady trying to way place would be Joyous,” she added pet ete me pied from beat her past down the homastreteh. Crue} as 1t may sound, she weems 9 bit ga ete : vac egy oie slow and, old-fashioned, and we can't help feclimg that she ought to be ruied 1 gee, Tm ao aM Ok [Saturdas's Evening World, ft the theatri track See the thamator fc ——S fe Miss Dorothy Dorr, who suggests LiVion Russell trying to be Mra, Carter, M M: t ‘ D. il F; hi Theatre. The play by Leo Ditrichatein and l'croival Pollard is baa enough, but a anton s al asnhions ; eign fom Misa Dorr's acting ta several degrees worse She “acts” until you long to trot ‘ y f . TRAVAGANT WIVES. igen ai al glee hey or | On wich’ the olter Westlagtam folk and see (0 gmochctalked-of Bernhardt.-"the i UCKS make really ORE merriages are apolied by the feminine dove Of 10 joves more than his turret and kindly let me know if 1 |divine Syrah,” as Bins Dorr calle her. ‘The play Is along the lines of “Mrs | ae) enn ne, in ie easy falicees a Bb esr evice. What wo j y and what 1o say if] Dane's Defense,” but where Mra. Dane fxhis until mhe ts beaten, Mrs t for the ight w Ar armiflciags tote py rset: ed. tae are Jo under the vlrerrmetanc MC. |has pracdeally won the fight when she throws wp the sponge. Bhe lenvex you welght rodda of warm one husband sald Sven Of maney: he made At vorrely yours sir 4 nothing. If abe asks! with the trritating senee that you have had all your four a j eather, and her Bight: "Oh. I'd nev nk of worting mights for saypelt are twenty-one sem ad tack ot | nothing. Her ambition to capture a third husband pot only « exirt ¢ shows 1 But I'm a« married at nave to, It takes #9 much Hag od ty arya o> as | tatis down with @ dull, diemal thud. ones above the he money to dress Another said, not complain ; Mle ic ae fal - - Alcent doen't bandlé her past with tiny vertical y but in camual way! “I haven't bought any new abe an age |4 Deep Red Rose, | cenit aa Le Rae kaki’ her 010 oaartake ones at t weamme Ae clothes for ww are—not since I waa married. 1 wonder ahhena wie | ar Bett monial career, # stops short and like the late 4 ilivatrated $4 ls made if wives ow many hushands | }) AM a a man ninete rr Of | noble in the last att that one feels she ougit to be booked for ST ean aha bolion wt mcninen by tele ex He Did Not Write. |} ae 1 cannot aff xre™* | Gay matinees on’ the ¥. M. ©. A. obroult i ville almply stitched, Of gour 4 i hrs Pir ) what my feolings are toward & ‘After surviving two husbands and o mysferiows affair with a navshty kine but it is enually we | petal toll an Mayle ade yoland cad pga ee | x girt with whom 1! ili. c'igna that lon’ we the gnap ane gives her GEpmAd-over after nice acited to all the Fong ployee who ¢ a Joie & man a and strength and happiness ‘ # tase actus Generally whenever | young man who seems to be doing messenger service for one of the 4 im range of lovely waeh to her desire to dress as we tas She 5 iba c i ° he ve Bingo beer iegs time aoe me Tost! on her wher?) in Washington. Mr. Charles Cherry plays young Richard Wint sole fabrice and to give their Tusbeands in retu! » ! relpmn ; my shou where @ s 2 * works. How an I tell whether she| moog grace and well-terushed hair, and is obliged to awallow large dow i tee many dequlltul be ' Spl vpn oassinpayish hone ; , : Misa Dorr talks most of it mraight down his throas. When i 4 to per an and Hodis Shes caren Neath Apart te ' ns . " 1 me the meaning of a deep red Intense” at close range, Mise Dorr 1 AClEeRs Of UNUAIG! POY dO AE et rae ES Bet ral ; rf o BLE Richard responds with @ fervent “Lovee! But his irongra Lay seriaa rand. aimee 3 that th mates ney Nind Out i 10° 9®*| Fence arrives ON The sens and-reoognise+ eee leets Ae the wou ape raul ® ‘ fi tholi * 4 ‘ v P { #he Fe | loved, who dropped him for & man bighe de knows #20 o king bud Maryusette and He Loves a Catholic, ___ ply 0 a your, and he abs . write cod, which I . ot to| noe and arte in to save bia brother ‘0 Smplve 1 ater; r jeer 2 e . » fe ” . 4 after exclaiming nw my 3 * no a8 ing po treale ink man ef twenty and of 7 > 7) not safe t0| josea her appetite, an sorWENt, take Aas 4 e and the ¢ some thm my M 7 . ¢ that it doos \\ifet’ tolle her troubles tq @ long-suffering “ ue . gC [festa etme tet) HINTS FOR THE HOME. li ie rc eee rg 7 } 7 ate paper nich been sent Jashingtor the land the when jade th | cathotlc s and know Cream Cake, DM di A Restaurant Problem. aie vanes whieh SNe hate sont os Seer e s pe bade! " ina yous . and | the naughty-king, and Lawrence threatens (0 une them agatne ‘ ‘gh an. of si Rice Tomato Soup. . : MAF | voting brother. Mra. Aloott thereup sto her F oe ka OOP OF HAR IOe ody, the awful king’@ minister to Wrsiington, » rt % ’ oe ne * bart ’ . wen & y but firmly thrown |n sand, He > J bn P - . ' White House and gets the Preside Anight prom at © wt aerate - 1 a ate secret i main Gad tre te gee he Lemon Cake nd ut pause for » moment, please. end who's her ' semim ‘ Seven Gored Tucked Skirt—Pr tern No. 5636. on BAT . wo eu, wtift " wit former) from Bernhardt—he has sven « good show. Juek) shay! amd yeords ii. Ir % » mat 1 flah, fuke then beat ihe yolks ‘ a named ledy 4 tl in his pocket, Before he can read the noble co ne rom Bards Irvine Ride whee mate Diet yar OF 694 yard Loves a biked Man, sia aahea tala caentyatiete eee BR mH . ae uss ° Ad ube] iin throws them into the pretty pink Mrgpiace, then he« “a 4 incre ein haa. 7 Pie sale ame) wages. Bt: : yl wena & brea stiquette] myn peart that be had offered Mae. Alcott Was weak, and the ea at hed Paster Nu, BGA ie out in wince f b mean | PAM te ne years of ame \ page Sr agin ued ‘i 1 une LIB ng 1. 899) een too much for him. He was me dead a > nena ne mn considered very handsome ay | 0 s i . 4 ne» Met to seo Mr. Willa H Gall or wend by tual & THE EVENING WORLD GAY MAN nds. | Jenperately 4 o | the dr gf'the Ah and om ed . Lyi ig Mester wes ¢ : gen ee et ell pulled to thn TON BASHION BUREAU. No. 2 Weet P¥ienty-toire Breet Nee with “ in the na each bayer He W din mpeaic|® oer age le tl WK WHR ie suet von Bend a oente 1p ogi OF staripe for vach pattern orde «| hy rin with s * nxere ' “i .% ' ould Cee analigtale Hd deteriiined broch dates ~ Write your name aad a@ A017, Bod ab s okie * unt * D ‘ oth, aie soul ~ ‘ tm; one Urn #Taie met neewile thee wemied. pour im er sin @ moderate oven Ub oF ~ Otherwise Kh wee Tee Ambitions Dime, Alcott’ be tryteg ciaRuas DAKNTON, ised te Ald avian me Btiansiod ho web hae tah ane omagaase thes bi caisisin”