The evening world. Newspaper, April 2, 1907, Page 15

The Evening World's Daily Magazine, Tuesday, April 2, | > tet LAAAMA ALANA ABAABRARAIAIS LAIN AAA AALA LAB AABABABIBAALIBLIBLISIBABIMALAL AAA BRARABBARABIABBAABBIBBIIBBBIN POOP ME DRROSSOPSNBSGSGSR® Jerr sss ssssasass vevrenveacionar senes |: ye The Best Fun of. the Day by Evening World Humorists » SSAAM * ereess: No. 8 x | needs m Ite fresh alr. The society gentleman who drops into her | for a few lines of repartee in words of one syllable tent cut on ath) The “Machinery &3 New York Thro’ Funny Glasses 2252 sA""" "= The Jarr Family’s Daily Jars $ T Is high time thet we were correc: a (ow misguifed " " y 7 HE children need new shoes, |erom whioh he dosen't recover until ét's time for him to get up neft mor A ’ : I impressions in the provincial or out-of-town mind con- (fiom Wii Ne donent Tele Sewing tmachine, bd I “By George! What do they de with their shoes : : - cemming'the things that arp typical of our town of Hard. | "*6n Kicking 4 Bestel atree! ® anyoray?’ asked Mr, Jacr petulantly. By Dr. A. T. Schofield Pedal-on-the-Bound, Along Ge far Western frontior, where | fe Gomn't oun % Giaes fie aw york life tn which an entrancing “They wear them, What else do you suppose?’ snappes Member of the Royal College of Sargecns news travels slowly, the opinion undoubtedly prevails in| sen” sith a sinuous curve In her spine the ame am the Bubway at Spring pated Fup sto Ah brsndiaiesi oi woke to me a nel arma. (Repinted from the Harmsworth Gelf-Edueator Magazine by special arrangement.) ternational Publications, No. 2% Pith Avenue, New Tork pera box é ee such small trading posts as Buffalo and Cleveland that the ine A aby Z orth of clothes on, is seen standing at Forty-second New York scenes on the new 1907 calendars are true to life | rget and about Gagne wonky of Rikines jn ince and im tmminent danger stones,” sald Mr, Jarr. “Every day—well, every week, eny= ans : wee’ | way, Wn the same old ety, gBhe ehtidren need’ shoes! and local color "I notice you have « comfortable ehoes on,” anid Mra. Jarr, tearfally “I'm sure the children are not hart on helr shoes, and I have tried to wait till the weather wan warmer and see if they couldn't get light weight shoes, but thelr feet are nearly on the ground and I'm afraid to walt any longer, Of course you don't care if they catch their ft lown Sy nine automobiles and a flying squadron of cab Dut this ts another Instance where they” etipped the wrong slide into the magic lantern The feat picture from New York life is @ couple with « sleepy, eickly baby tn their arma, riding home on a ¢ u 8 avenue car to a fiat that costs them $$ a month more than they can afford. They've Just been to a jecture on “The Proper Care of Children,” which they could not enjoy be cause the kid had crampe and kept equalling, And now. after reading the stens Copyright, 1&7, Fancy, for the stronger points, the typical grand-opers patron as n lovely indy & Gren cut as law in the bodice as the top of the skirt. She is studded all over with the best products of Maiden Lane lke @ diamond fuah, ten ‘igh. Bhe te wing in a box la the golden horsehoe Ian guldly conversing with a socimy gentleman about nine feet AN ts a member of the vertebrata, His body has an trternal skeleton, of which the chiof feature is the central axis or backbone. Considering the skull and backboi one, tha body may be sald tall and letlo yet graceful rance. This picture se re a 4 to be oullt up of two tubes, Fhe! 1s supposed to be typical of Rib nesele et eke aia oihnya prolong Rope coy [In the top of the oar, they've decided to take the money they'd saved up to buy death of cold, but I do smaller posterior or neural tude in- But It isn't. ‘The lady with the blg-casino jewelry jlesigns in her hair ana|* S@Wing machine and pay the fret instalment down on @ piano-playing attaca Who, said 1 wanted them to catch cold?” sala Mr. Jarr. ut I tell you cludes the cavity of the ekul and the 4 4 ment you maké’ me aick the ideas you have, -Y ke-Wseae obiléren. of ote. Mian the frock hollowed out as far south as the hem only gous to the opera when abe onalres THE FUNNY PART: ™ idren. ‘They have thelr patent leather shoes, they have their ‘Usset shoos, they have their low cut shoes, toay have their school shoes, and 1 » summer, Insead of letting them go barefoot, like I wont when I was @ eh, much larger, consisting of the face you put barefoot sandals, 60 called, on them, with socks! Bocks, baht" If you want them to run sround in the gutters in this weather with Bere inrir'anaim oe oor conver HOW’ You Like to Be the Policeman? = By T. 0. McGiIL. ix: ties iis Meee Pec geste ie cae aa | vertebral ‘canal, Within ¢his tude 13) has some accumulated conversation that she desires to release upon the sur- lodged the nervous centre or engine Of |rounding etramgers in the audience or when she fecls that her apinal column They hope to be able to get the plano later on. the body. The anterior or body tube ts SECTION OF THE TWO TUBES. section |* like an & with the lower cir- as I Iie they are Koing to have decent shoes 1 if they have to do without ele immensely exaggerated. The limbs, of course, are = enting Wala Add Dew sp ring clothes itke every other: child on our block has.” tobe Se ae well gat /&AA ‘oontall ow you talk!" exclaimed Mr. Jarr. “You got them spring hats t — Sere JP YOU DONT CLOSE | I our only the machinery needed f moving them and the . THAT PLACE od nesded to repair the machine, If we look again at tue illustration we shall sce that In the firat tube there curvedadivieton o limba, Sc., are the machinery, the posterior tube and force that move them, and the antertor (darkly shaded) tobe the human bofler that generates ¢ho T dotler one in A steam engine, hasan r part, above the curved ings! exélatrted Mra Jarr. “Why, I only got those for m to wear to school and save thetr Sunday hata.” When 1 was a boy [had ong change of shoes," wald Mr. Jarr. “That was put on and taken off. When Uie weather was warm I went barefooted, and made healthy is Yes, ana you lived tn the going to have of the streets said Mrs. Jarr, “Do you think I am feet Uhrough the grime and filth Am { going to ha mocked by ‘other children whose fathers do not make the half you do? Am I going to have them run the danger of getting lockjaw? How ridiculous you ta ‘It's you that's ‘tatking ridiculous,” said Mr. Jerr, heatedly. ‘You fy trom a jone extreme to the other, I didn’t mean that our children should go barefoot. 11 simply said I used to, 1 do object, however, to Alling thelr neads with foolish |nouions. If they had one good pair of strong shoes for every day, and a better | pair for Bunday and holidays, that should be enough. But look at them! They even have dancing shoes.” children come home wit! the Line, is whiere the steam is generated (in lungs) and ‘rent =to the engine (the bran) by the heart. The lower part ne, |g where the fuel is burned (the sipfiend refuse drop through | (the PPM naiogy vetween the too ts Centres of Control. 2 THE TWO ‘Phere are two datinct scats of government tm the hu- =: ey” bo gat risers: With loa ‘aaabotaian”” Gobbi Miva vor AUT eee ‘Wunes IN TH man body; the one in the upper tn, or cortex, the préfor to aee them associating with ragamuMfins, and ao I send them to dancing BODY, thee principally in ver the human body. school, and if they go to dancing school tivy lave to have dancing shoes, don't That in tt upper . end the conscious | they? Mules, and respon- will bi e— tat Well, I suppose they do!" growled Mr. Jade». “ibtbedibbeigih jou there's hard times coming, and if we don't save Uttle money now we never will. What ry would they do if I lost my position, eh? YOU WILL HAVE To WE FROM. y iv LL HAY You won't lose your position by Using decent shoes for your poor ttle SUCSTRIBE FER AL DIAMOND OR E LAW.ERS jelildren!” said Mrs. Jarr, “If you do mee do anything more to shame (hem than BADS He TO HELP | | thoy do to shame you, you'll be all Mght If you belave yourself and attend to THE your business and stop golng with the kind of men you go with you wouldn't SERGEANT| {02 1% any Ganger of losing your position!” wer R FIGHT “lm not in y danger of losing my position!” snaried Mr. Jarr, “and don't aetna lis use AL \ HIS. you forget It! But I do kick about foolish extravagance. I suppose you want to nd," has 7 CASE go down town and buy them three-dollar s When I was a bo} the best mind. It is absolutely sible only to the Cre control given to it ov he « part that consists in the using motor s andthe special rense The other governments, situated in the lower part fend in the centre of the body—in ot the # of an entirely di of “home rule." The imper over any of Ils actions; © eannot interfere. This _b absolute , over the and ‘loco- of force, which tn has no p r its own ; Cull and undisputed sw vegetable as d' KAN Wy Shoes I had cost only « dollar and @ half a pair!" guished from enimal form t VAM: 777, SS PG Z You can't get them for that price now,” said Mra. Jarr, “And I've foun@ force, rather than over its usaee. \\ ~~, that those cheap #hoes don't last. It pays to get the best.” “Well, PH tend to that!” snapped Mr. Jarr. “I'm going to take them down town and buy them some atrong, sensible shoes that will last them, and I won't eontrol, but only so far as to @ plainly: The four systems that Ye and excretory—may be termes the nu pay a ble price for them either! s tenance and storage of life forces. They are almost emtirély under the control Go ahead!" sald Mra, Jarr, bursting into tears. “You are an unfeeling Of the involuntary nerve centres, wretch, and you have no consideration for my feelings, and 1 don't eare you do ta Framework of the Body. All the complicated frame ork to present but one harmonious t Odecr at the chest only found among mam t and some of the hi Droader than ft Is thick This arrangement throws to arma rm nore apart than the legs, giving them @ much wider ra for gras but making them weak and useless for walking, In other animals, on the contcary; the uppor part of the chest t# narrow, to ellow the forelegs to come close together a: and @irectly wader the trun port. Not the } framew of the cheat, which ta formed by the ribs and breasth It» 4 to Observe that Mr. Jarr was back irf en hour with the two children. It was hard to say who was the proudest—the children wearing French biack patent leather shoee with white leather tops and pearl buttons, or Mr. Jarr peholding them in them, * There!" he said proudly. ‘Those cost six dollars # pair, but I tell you my Shildren are going to have the best! HE NEW P man is bidden and blended so as an’ arrangement est apes, much the livt “YOUD BETTER LOAN NCE. THE LANDLORD WAS HER METEN. IN oe Sha he ee Ba they « stoop Of these were con|inued all the wow ¢ 1 we nd could hardly movo. The |} er half of the a th dome protected Instead by a frm ip ‘4 a a but ylelding well of str ed to ¥ h are elastic fibres. In ant- A M: F R saaia who walk on all fours Gini semi commmaitnma bat tread arrtage of Reason the body, Note, moreover, that the heaving of the chest and beating heart are all conducted within the thorax, or chest, #0 that the thr Has No Reason For Being. I Mr, Kyrle Bellew did not look lke an April fool last night, he st least great organs necessary to existence » brain inside the skull, tho Jungs and the heart Deneath the ribs—are thus entirely protected from all ordinary injury The Bones of the Body. If we find each trunk and head and nock—we is the ribe tn pairs), thero must have felt like one In “A Marriage for Reason,” which had no reesom being at Walleeck«e or anywhere ot. de the body rt contains . for that matter. The tand and wrist alone conta being about two hundred the . Some ten or Mteen years ago simple folk with homegrown intellects read Sed teenly-eeven: bunss. 7 ght of the body dep nly on ‘the length Stories like the one unfolded jast night and thought them quite lovely. When Of the bones of the lower limbs, they st meain they put all-silk markers In the place where they hed Tat a person stand with fost t 4 outstretched aems, Tis breadth left ght on indig: by worryipg over the true lovers who; should now be equal to his meight. and four sides of a perfect square will t atra, right chapter after chapter, without eating a a perfect figure touch the soles of the feet, the cr of the head and t a of 7m were too busy, poor things! feeding the soul the fingers, Of the heixht, the hand whould th part, me ¢ foed last night's audience with @ spoon wasn't altogether one-au the head one-eighth, the face one-tenth, the leg (from kneesap to o house found !t somewhat diMeult to swallow the play and keep foot) ono-nuarter, while the greatest wilt of the should on) fis fage straight at the same 4 There are some things, you know, that even fifth, tho least one-sixth; eadth of the r 4 equal nath of ina Sie Sts: aaa sates " ~ | Hroatway onn't «wallow, It had tried ence or twice, before to swallow Mr, J. the eye; the mbuth should be half as long ag be th ' itor Manners in both play and actor form, bat, ae Mrs, Langtry knows, it wane breadth an the nose be long. Such a figure isa es Snes me etontore $ tf’ e or a ~ May Manton’s Daily Fashion, /DreWSter’s Millions, | 2t:“crs%e | By George B. McCutcheon ars selling him down, Thietime Mr, Manners—named - * Arthur Kennard as an secomplice. It seems Mra Kennan trotted oug nd Lady Deloombe" in book form and that Mr. Manners sew her” t he aft not Olde bebind @ hedge He came out bravely last night At ustruction, characterization entire dialogue ’* Stone |then went off to find Jo agdon and a) HE nel Went UP 8 n uid not let profeswonal Jealousy keep her from peeing HB apron” that eens, | e08- Aenean : nad, ‘Btatgenent ge of Teason.” It is almost as good as “Parted on the B, & 0,” really protects 1a Yors nee ant afford it at rs took the gm tl Miss Libbey would undoubtedly recognize in Mr, Bellew her ideal here, + ted Joe, foarlessly ® fact that Mr, Rollew appears in this play, proves that he's @ hero. It alee f t by ls avs te ‘ 4s 16-4en't fale-t » the ae eee ty the eh sukmgnt of le Tea fond, 9 a. - By and ‘ meagan 4 that he is hard up for @ play. But Ge makes the most of @ mall matter, sm ed hin my aa be ihe Ms > opt, 23, u 4 Lor loom! ermits him, a agp Mi irewater must within “We have agreed to bein life to fay tg 580.0 o6 ard Daloeeene Oe maee OSG Se 0 HYMN ST SNES, NOR for the active chtl- Ti, of the tat $,990.0) | putting on any more airs than usual a6, tor |morrow, Walt and see the result. 1 | of the late | er) i Gten, Hlustrated ts |think 1¢ will surprise you. Inciden Bedewick of Montana 015 ¢ was fo much love lying ground loose that Mr. Bellew was obliged to @ne that cai be worn |i Je WP te ime to get tho licer 0 ee ee cord with the | pene 24.8.0) walk very carefully to ki from stepping in it and tracking Mt el! over Del- either over the dress | day and to engage a minis.er's Morena wil ane iF Mo cour 8i,100,000.00 | © Abbey. When the awfully noble nobleman took @ Chicago gir! éor what or that can be made { its golag to be quiet know J ox T present : - sie via Worth and she took fim for bie UUe he left behind a divorced wife and can ben - 1 sh Jeelpus and diabureomen ‘ mories. But he kept his dittle boy, and th nd wife and rg r t : S alaaaae v 1 secon ani to take the ‘piace er | tn fe ending at A t came great chums. Not ao the second Lady Deloombe and His ghereot, and whic ee we'll py Iforth in this general sta | Lord v were as strangers. Thix fact was pal ly brought out ducing @ really attractive lit- ; Phy | i ~ loo by referring ¢ 3 en ‘ peck between little Tony and stepmother, Rita (tat tle garment as well as oun ‘ SR Bs form at Vek bs mua hor Chicago name) dodged Into the wed iPuK& of the old apple tree te n essentially pract! Ure PON. UL wel ; + 1 e only there, In a rash mevnent ed 00 * ; : reamatanegs ater on. Just now J | i mand | y nant he ried to kiss her, eal and useful one, As Bete mate: | fellows to’ lend--me -e : | Perhaps he did kiss her, fer #re camo out open with an angry ‘How Miiustrated It ts made . ged. with [ING Gut: | bot the licenae and pay tle prea apeat dare y t another sentimental moment she was awfully insulted because of white linen with di aia a Well, I'm Blessed!” cxaclaimed Gai or a he took her hand, Gut he waa ever kind amt gentle, He shoned how to be « lines of! blue forming 2 er, utterly duuesounded oP MAA ay #| gentieman though married, He talked of going to Africa, but he never once plaid, linen being @ : , As the an. Sout they, we! “ty ‘eth tlm 16! suggostod that abe run AWay amd play withoer tle and give him « rest. When very serviceable and CHAPTER XXVI, Er Ba ee Bag bes f that it te YI he dtacovered that hit nephew loved Rita he talked to him-ike-an—unele, and very satisfactory ma- he Million Disap-|\#\ 4 \e Gray boom * Sale of gig torier BOR +. n.) o init a |esked him to have « drink Yea he Gh) spesk sharply to the young man once, teria! for aprons of the How ¢t Foro P 6 ponte other reave 3 ¢ furniture “ead pare fh rel wowted 16 | ue more i sorrow than 18 Mier wort, but lt would be * nol to be told of the | t on tule once ta band i fall there Was not &] = Matiers went al like this till the Mite boy fell off ode pony and out ef the pretty in chambray or OON after noon on the Bd of Bep- |! which tho license as ‘ won the reanli of ato | east en the divorced wif ¢ to the Abbey to see her eon, kissed Wife fm gingham and tn all tember Monty folded hia report to | DEUNCE BO Linon It will take No. 2 and Dad a ve neanar it, Miss Julie Dean made the character fairly the many lawne and Swearengen Jonas, stuck it into| The bundies of reveipte where I wae Phyaically sympathetic and acted lke Mise Charlotte Walker in’ distress. The wife of « z e used et rallied fort arcel | iim. | Be ' ? ot eth Gis veoas | b oo arrived att “ ate at p in search of anes that are wi hie pocket and a forth, A ® | "Figs Jones arrived tn town?” was t bi . ¥ ‘ morrow, “inciten, | #rou \ t. the Abt ‘ rol of any for children's apron delivery wagon had ried off a mys | ass annie estion after the gre ' er x I'm ® married tom ay Mpa \ . going t ¢, and when her husband followed Wer Dimity 1s espectatly terious Dundig & fow minutes -tefore, | ings wis . ; vaiye , UR, wae am pooser | 1 mnbe made it appear that she had come to eee his wife and dointy and pretty and Mra.G J not co: F Wor He pet registered at any . 3 ter spouts i ap boy, Bila came in with the note he had dashed off, and in will liked, while the Drowsters answers 10 ber @uestians | he i : ‘ t 1 v . Mk ta ® graceful back-fall fa 1 captain reached for wns, both plain and t got ont y } taliur . \ / 4 him with “Phat te nin Foes barred, are tel tnd big dundio ¢ Be F x ahow to be ginking about the boy, who was playing up to ® Ways attractive ‘ re t were to p esid Rut ' q 0g 1 were a y with the | love affairs, The quantity of ma- s * be re a 155 by 4 ae * on wilh "tl iments When she gaid she longed to be “back © ageth terial required for the te with Mr @ ,, , Bhowk the (leas wae will to #0, but she wantod husband 1 only medium size (& years) . a SOO iy rs | reer : to eiay sored him " wd he spoke of the “crisis and mere is 4 yards 1 or t% ‘ Th s saa LA & ts aot qomtbthinn dednite | 6 © inforiast from Rita quite ayly. While the boy wrestied with the yards % inches | J v Way \ p. ae ie sad Grant tt 5 Lom Dy mbe took hie wife in his arma for the frat time, Setiern Ko r 3 . tag soe, i . « , N a ‘ate ¢ Wok Lhe plete of reason. eut In sizes fo tian’ ETE tear, dene.” vat the Reliew's ¥ 1 manners and & wave t aracter of Deloombe Cren of 4, 6, 8 and Pipl < 1° ‘ Yeon as he . the actor was alm alas we part. Mies Faante Weare of Child's Yoke Apron—Pattern No, 5630 ole 4 ; t ' é ‘ y he second wife, Waa as cold and unsympathetic us ay le She w cas t unt Newsboys ahd poke | teen two lawyers . or emma | | pret ms Rit i pony neting otered See r naan . TT : : Kee ‘Of course, you'll unders ne idan ° inde for haying “A Marriage’ of Reason” annul Porey Mow te Cal} or cand by 3 @ TRE EVENING WORLD were | ercaped 1% lenis in is glerely 6 . vibe : lendid, uprtocdate New Yor Oe nl. inieilicently, but, like most stage younse! ne was somewhas TON FABMION PUKEAU. Noth Weel i wenty-thire street Ne: form 0 walters, p ab | aneniitena “4 , ; od Y . Obtats y They O50 Ola tel, adapsed from the famuns us, dir, Conway Tearle also seemed rather keen on himeeif as i] os York. Sen6 ten cents in coin or slamps for each patters ordered. | bios, & 4 and afterwant ever, god the re over piny be i gen Bc se pi gE pte ther for himentt ee ‘The Wei ‘ t into 9 class by themeeives amanged in sich @ way (hat Mr lloveless nephew and Mr. Fre 4 evitler re sorry toe Wy + Besse IMPORTANT—Write your name and address piainiy, and pe a cines hs oan Very easily verify @ll tho faures begin serial publication tm trouble husting captaie, It would be interesting to know just how Me F Ways mpecity sine wanted. beturdas's ime World. iw r} CHARLES He bineed Ve eo told her te t a hi ‘ ti casintadiiasitemaniaah tt tien Fomay sel Sie her Se 'st oe, tthe Tae er lenraaas | . ee ee