The evening world. Newspaper, March 26, 1907, Page 12

by the Press Publishing Company, No. 63 to @ Park ow, Now York | ‘Butered at the Post-Office at New York as Second-Ciass 3fall Matter, REMEMBER SH.H-A| SHeHere tt TomoRRow- YES ee censeescnecteces sencee sesees ceseee NO. 16, 663. A WISE TAILOR. EN disclose their real natures to their tailors certainly more than they do to their clergymen and fully as much as to their doctors. Their opportunities have thus trom time immemorial made_tailors men of wisdom. The petty vanities of mankind, the hidden weaknesses of bow legs, the artificial Pompousness ; of a padded chest may deceive others, but | not, tailors.” If clothes’ have so, much to do with mak ing a man, surely the tailor who makes the clothes chas a ‘primary claim to authorship of men as they are. The old saying that it takes niné tailors to make a-man admits the argument. = “Fhese-general-remarks-i in-defense—ofstailors-and-their sagacity are, called forth by the wise speech of President Marcus. M. Marks to+th¢ _ National Association of Clothiers. Whoever named’ this association ~ would have done better by calling. them tailors, for Clothiers suggests \~ gnderwear and socks, shirts, coflars and neckties, which haberdashers, and not tallors, deal in. ‘The name, however, is not President Marks’s fault. ti maT Aa TT oT Forwaro! 4 Douste - quien) ul Mr. Marks branched off, from clothes to human’ nature and how to make this works happier. Every- body knows how new, well-fitting ciothes add to complacency and good nature, but Mr. Marks would “When : an ee tor Makes a Raid | By Maurice Ve SNOT - FORGET, (INSPECTOR Jorn “TARR Tai BY ROY L. (1£CARDELL 6s I-HUM!" yawned) Mr, “I think I have the “It's your blood,” sald Mrs. Jarr, “that gives you that tired feeling. I'm giving the children sulphur and and you should take some.” said Mr. Jarr, “you certainly are always out to ‘ood Unte. I'd look nice taking that staff, hy* IKXetten KEEP IT IN MND, PAL, TOMORROW! SH-H-n- HS Jarr, "sald ut I'notice If you can have any complaint that 1 tg be good for you'ra quick. enough to take your medic “Yu get out! sald Mr, Jarr, croxsly. “People hearing you talk would think I was a sot. I notice you don't take any of those messes you force on the clilidren and m 1 take anything that I think wilt'do-mne good, I'd tako rand molasses threo times a day with a-amile if I * replied Mrs. Jarr. cS sneered! Mr. Jarr. sulph "thought I needed It, “But you'd neyer think you needed | "Um just as well an you are. This weather makes everybody feel lazy and tited, but. it's only natural.” “It's a sign your blood is out of order after a winter of heavy meals,” sald Mrs. fatr. “I can't make you take sulphur and molasses, but you should. Would you take It? asked Mr. Jarr. c Indeed E-would!satt= Mraz Jarr,—“It yar ever hear-me compiaining, as yow have been‘all this blessed da: st bring ja the sulphur and molasses an@ Til take a tablespoontul,” = “Yes, you would!" said Mr, Jarr, aarcantically. “It's all 4 tot of old granny bosh. I'm surprisea at you, You'are as bad as the country folks who take sarsa~ parila and sulphur and molasses and camomile tea, and catnip tea and sassafras tea tn the sprin “They are all very good for you !f your blood ts too thick," sald Mrs, Jarr, “and I wish I had some sassafras tea to.gtve to the clilldren.” “Of course, for\the children!" said Mr. Jarr. at's the matter with you women, that yci are always wanting ybody? When woinen haven't any husbands or children to dose they are always doning themselves with pills, Do you know that there are factories running night nnd day, making pills.by tha million by machinery, and the women with the pill hab! the factories uing night and day?" } “Fen, and there aro distillertes going night and day,” men with the whiskey habit!” “There you go again,” sald M take your old sulphur and mola: "t you say that Iam Katine pilln._T never Maybe a quinine pin mapped Mrs. Jarr, “for a "1 you'll only shut up about that TL { Tr. go further, He advises every- body to work hard and save while he fs young and to reg before fifty. “Money and tusthess ane the means, not the end, of our exist- Jets se Varies What can a man do with more for ihe comfortable existence of hiniself and his ing the institutlons of his country? He can breed vicious children, but | what punishment is greater than their disgrace in bis old age? He can 1 a palace, but no palace is a He can inanipilas ri is) there in thievery? who has given up his Tig life to making money- must~ Took out ‘est there imay be noth- iz en money in his life. Dol- a self. Haas competency does “tot better afford. Children are ‘better off if their father is not so rich. is ‘A-hearthstone is. cheerier if it’s not the costly spoils:from an Italian pal-}- D) ace or a French chateau, ” Mr. Marks's speech should have been made in the Stock Exchange, ‘where, more than in any tailor’s shop, riches bring their own revenge. The man who has” madeé~ a good’ suit of clothes has done something of value, ‘He has added to the wealth of the world. He has given employment to—.productive labor, He has enabled some other man, or boy or woman to be’ warmer, more comfortable and better contented. : The primal necessities of life hurry downtown to are food, shelter‘and clothing, that| ner, turzicn! NE of the things. that has been needed in the paper O for a long time ia a column of women's fashion notes for men, As‘things stand’ there's too. much misjead-, |_Ing information... ‘The averaga man reading that.the surplice frock wil be worn this neason is apt to overlook the way the word ia spelled, and so he goes blindly ahead, hoping’ there'll be enough left over when his wife finishes getting her Easter outft to buy him a» spring undershirt, whereas he'll find out later on that he hha no more surplus than he had Jast year! To correct such impressions these few ex- planatory hints are appended: Except in San Francisco shirt-walsts will Japanese lines, follow the This means the practical extinction of the Huastan blouse, In the early days of the Oriental vogue tyles men e more easly confused than at present. en & Woman telephoned her husband that she had to ve a kimono cut out he was apt to think she was about to peration for a new diseane, But now everypody knows that Aga woman wears to hide her figure. when she haan't-any- (gentlemen ot! slend en of al New York Thro’ Funny Glasses. ‘The suspender effect will again be very popular with young women and old | — {it T have « cold or a pepsin pill for Indiestion, but it's very sokiom.’ And she — hurried out and soon returned with a Low! of molasses and sulphur. * eal ur, gare, looking at it. “I'm not «ding to take that awfultook= . Jarr gave him a aneering glance. “I knew you wero only tatking,"* she "If I compiatoed Ike you do, If I felt T needed spring, medicine I'd take Tet } Just then the door bell announced a caller. It waa the gushing Mrs. Kitting! | “How are you, my dear Mra, Jarr?’ sho said. ‘I don’t feel that way, my|dear,"* asia Mrs. Jarr. I ache In every bono tn my tidy; and [ haven't energy to do anything. Ive the spring weather." —Here Mire, Jarr yawned ani then asked »Airs Kiting 1 ; to excuse her. i “Have you tried Baméon's Barsapaniiia Pllls?” asked Mra Kiltingty, opney. | “How well you are looking!" “T just feel that Ured and I guess 1 do me a world of sood. I take them right along.” \ “said Mrs. Jarr, with cager interest.) “I've never tried them, I was woing to ask Dr, Bmerk to give me a tonic, for I certainly da feel terrible. I think it's the spring weather and from staying 1h the house so much. I just ache all over." Mr, Jarr, who was in the beok room, came forwanl and, bowing to Mra. Kit- Ungly, presented the bow! of sulphur and molasses and a tablosposn to Mrs. Jarr. “Make good nog!’ he sagl, ‘You said you'd take It If you felt badi" ~ “What's the matter with you?’ asked Mrs. Jarr, astonished; “that's only good for children!"" “And (you are golng to four-flush?’ asked Mr, Jarr. “{ don’t) undérstand your jow slang," sid Mra. Jatr, “but 1¢ you mean am & to take any of that horrid mess, I'}l say no. “What are you golng to take then?” asked Mr. Jarr. “I am going to take some of those sarcaparilla pills Mrs. Kitt said Mrs. Jarr. ‘I can't take spoon doses anyway. I don’t mind pills “Hi-hum!" said Mr. Jarr. And when both ladies gave him a hard look he fled without oxcusing himself for yawning In company. Joint Was CLOSED y takes,“ “The Grand Mogul’’ Is the Same Old Gomic-OperaRuler. " t! We laughed at ithe first com{c-dpera kiny some fom: hundred, | eee now he's entitled to have the laugh on us. Of course it doesn't matter much, so long as there's @ langh somewhere on the pro- grammé and everyvody’s happy. ‘The over-ready, hit-or-miss Manhattan musical Show-gver is an amiable being who, !f he or abe docan't deserve a crown, la a8 Feast qaiiied to the best “apring hat that the inarket afford {This being admitted, we clear our throat to remark that we have nothing to ay on the subject of “The Grand Mogul,’ which estadilshed its throne at the few Amateriam Theatm last night There Is nothing new to say about it, for the ‘sknple reason (we are obliged to give a reason, you know) that there Ie nothing new about “The Grand Mogul, He's the eame old comic-opera ruler that you met years and years ago when you first tracted the merry theatre. going hablt and gaye yourself up as n hopeless case® Some of our more progres- ive Authors tong azo Etre np-the-comic_opera—mber Asa tropeless ease, a. 2% ow «By irvin S. Cobb. From Pans comes the news that the fashionable linen gown of the hour will achieve the long-desired effect of costing $76 and looking like it cost 75 cents. The despatch saya. every.well-dressed. woman should have at least six-of. theseex» pensively simple gowns, and !f possible ten. This is very gratifying intelligence| to husbands and fathers. Heretofore many of them have labored under the mis- guided Delief that when « frock footed up to more than $10.50 the wearer ought to he able to give the impression on a crowded etreet of a hook and ladder truck responding to a fourth alarm. One ef the latest dictums of fashion Is that tight lacing must go. goes In New York. An advance hint of next fall Is to the effect that coming-out gowns will follow the old mode. hat !s to say the debutantes will ae the’ appearance of It certainly coming out of them about one-third of the way. ¥or the benefit of atylish dressers among the men, {j a perhapa well to state that wearing a white waistcoat with black finger nalls does not neceasarily con- atitute the proper thing In second mourning. Also that, as before, the bulk of the yachting rigs and automobile costumes will he worn by persons who travel ex- ehuaively: “on ferrins and street cars. — THE _FUNNY “PART. + = ah abun: nce‘ and repularily of sup-| jer shape will continue to hold their trousers @ bills begin to come in. those present” last evening, He looked royal four flush scribbling on the tablet Fr Tle war distinguishes civilization from savagery. The farmer supplies one, the builder the other and the tailor the third.’ Until everybody is abundant- ly: supplied-with-these three necessities -it-is useless to-argue-on-the-eoo- nomic benefits of luxury and extravagance, So long as.a single worthy mian, woman or child is hungry, cold or ragged, the extravagance of the rich only proves a defect somewhere in the apportionment of mait’s pro- Guctive efforts and in the distribution of the bounties of nature, Letters from the People. us and {ta motorman yelled, “Your trotley pole’s off." and sure enough it was: On” arriving ar the Greenvine car barn the motorman and conductor called policeman and wanted us’ ar rested for playing carda,but every pas- senger was in our fayor. Some yelled. "Hand him a lemon," "He's a molly- The_ Cheerful Primer. OFFICES To-ceET THIS BUDING 3Q-STORIES| Hick! Clty Dogs’ Hard Luck. }$o the Exitor of The Evening Worl sole there any wonder that dogs co mad 1n winter?) How can they live with not ® morael to eat? The earbage cans are “usuatty closed and people will throw the food scraps in the fire sooner than out into the streets or yacant lots for the starving antmals. Every butcher could |coddle!"" “Got « brain-storm!”” The of- give thom a few ecraps, It would be| ficor’ would not arrest us. | After elght better if reople would not raise peta at minutes’ walt we changed cars and J than to give them to people wholevery ono gave the conductor the #0dn get tired of them and turn them | "Ha! hal? W, C. VOGT, Jersey City. Out on the road to starve, Always rake Bure first that yon give a dog only to Is Literature a Lost Art? To the EaMor of The Evening World: sae one that wil! take care of tt. HUMANE. In Uterature dying out? Our antestore ured to revel in Thackeray, George In 1800, Ellot. and (earlier) in Fielding ana} |="! Mo the Faitor of The Evening World: Rishardson. But now @ novel must be When did the Pzince of Wales (E4:) exoiting and cut down to bare "action" OFFICES Ward Vil.) visit this Country? 1. ©. ‘| or ciaptrap to make a hit. Why Ja this? T0-tET Beat Trade? And why are the @reat old writers’ 20 TA IS BUILDING reine wealte oes av eninet worlat little read? We have ne moderns t 39 STORIES HIGH! take their place. The “etx best sellers’ lot to-day are forgotten to-morrow. A century hence who will remember the novela of tu-gay, aa we remember those of the past century? Who can explain this decadence in Iiterary taste? COLUMBIA SENIOR. New York Manners, To the Editor of The Evening Wortd: : What fx the maites with the New York man? I am a southern girl and used to a lot-of attention from gentle- men, but up North here I find men’ are too busy to be chivalrous, They are all right as far as they know, but they can't make pretty compliments like our southern gentlemen, and they think too much about dreas. I think our southern gentleman would be a fine mgdet for New York men to cory. HOMESICK SOUTHERN Could I trouble experienced readers to give won few suggestions as to what trade would be in every way tho beat ‘| fer two young men (nges seventeen and nineteen years) to learn?) FATHER. ‘An Eventful Ride, ihe the Editor of ‘The Evening World: ‘our cartoons of the transit delays rp fine, My expertence on a Bayonne troliey ear nearly landed me tn Jall. get on m car at Bergen Point. A lend muggested a game of pinochlo, ing 8 sult case on our knees, we i The passengers acemed We} Rupinidyion2aWwe' arrived vad | near Fifty-fourth atreet the motorman stopped the car, Remething was wrong. Car would not Ao kad been waiting about twelve re wilen the car follo ig reached Will the Rube Find Out How TALL the BUILDING Is iF TRL \ coed Diiaays i Gee 3 0 ceepasiaatage bonememtinsniennten anicdatianeaneleommatasocinremeasiecmmenpsaneertecee eee te wollte ‘| by Guatay Luders, was a) mustoal comedy, “introducing Frank Moulan,” bowing low; may-ws not isto inquire whether-we- haven't: met the -pentieman petore? Didn't we drink a cocktail with him in ‘The Sultan of Fulu?™ No matter. The fact remaina that, try as be may, Mtr, Pixley Js not George Ado Mr, Pixley was full of puns last night, and although Mr. Mouian-tled his bext-to be w second Sultan of Sulu and woe yery Kood, he fell short of ascending the uld’ throne ‘by several ats, But he came nearer to repeating hin old success than he has since he sald good-by to Wallack’s and )lenry:\W. Savagy., For one thrilling moment, when he was caught by ths -anchor-of n kajioon and carat up among the files, he seomed In a fair way of reaching the heights that make 4 a comedian Gizsy in the head. Put elnce "The Acro Club we have learned thas stage balloons are not to be depended upon. ;Through. no fale of hly own, Afr. Moulan_was left hanging.tn the balance en Mr. Moulan made. good start as 9. aldeshow barker and marched into favor with bia'fret song; “The Circva Band." This number had a dayh and swing that made !t the musical hit of the plos ‘It Is tho best song of sts kind rince “The : Ronaway Girl’ exclaimed, "Oh! Listen to the Band." With Mr. Moulan marched, a young and tunoful, {f not beuutiful, chorus, and “Tbe Circus Rand" waa fol- lowed by several well-deserved encores, ‘Thon the balloon ralsed anchor and carried the squirming, kicking Moulan !nto the conventional adventures of mu. sical-comedy royalty. Before that he had been happy. Ho looked, like Manafold in "Peer Gynt" and wan oven funner, When, he was dropped through the roof of the Grand Qfogul's palace in the Island of Inde he made the boat of the matter and Jost no the in gutting on the Job. ‘fo comfort him in hia hour of need, his rife, Mawi Lian Berri, arrived py ms same balloon and sald in her boat soprano, ‘Neatle by My Side.” Mr, Moulan neetled In a manner that only domes tictty could ¢xcusa Mias Berri has grown almost to the size of the Manhattan's Claneros, whom she strikingly resembles, Bho has also grown a wink that was worked for mora than {t was worth, She gave the audience to understand that “Love Is Not for @ Day” quite precily, buc at other times she tooted like an alarmed river boat) in a heavy fog. a 5 i Most of the music was ‘“sing-songy,” but thers was considerable sweetness in "The Land That My Heart Calls Home,” sung by a double quartet of chorus _ men.” Miss Edith St, Clair seemed hungry for love as n Hula-Hula girl who sang In the close embrace of Mr, Moulan. There was nothing about her to inspin’ interest in Honolulu, Dainty Elsa Ryan was in the plece, but there was little i ‘the ploce for her, After instructing the audience In "Cupid's Private Code,” swoetish sort of lilt, ahe tripped into |the background after the fashion of The. Ay, ‘Three Little’ Maids," of whom she mas one at Daly's. Mr, George Moors, as tho Inevitable naval Ueutenant who came to the rescue in ‘with great emotion and very little else, When he warbled ‘ Pass Away’ we sincerely wiatied hii in the cast, but none of working overtime in the Moulan used to aing about. Mr, Pixley has given-htn nothing like that. The muste Js tuneful, but: the {a direful, It caused that tired feeling to w degree that! threatened to tush Ine sarsaparilla eeasdn, CHARLES DABNTON: 32 STORIES HIGH? : RUBBER-NECK. FELL CLEAN To THE FIFTH SUB-CELLAR WHEW, HOw! DEEP! <= )-2- very Cloud/-Wall the mame, ‘There were a number of others Gia Anything to warrant my keeping the printer “oo\d, gray Kawn of tho morning after’ ttist Mr. i “Highest Science Station. HE highest\scientifio station in the world stands on the summit of ty Misti, an \extinct volcano in south Peru, The altitude of this station 1g 19,800 feet above sen level. Noone lives at the station. No!one could exist, ¢here, as the alr js too rare and cold. The thermometer on top of ‘Misti ‘often ‘falla, to j29, degrees below sero. Once a month an 4} ‘olimibe Apetne stata, to take: the. records ‘otidie instrumens. Aa natin ot two( daye, ng two) gaye. he xerere Not QUITE, But AL-MOST. Did He Find Out How DEEP the SUB-CEL- /ARS Aret_YOU BET!