The evening world. Newspaper, February 5, 1907, Page 10

Magazine; Tuesday. “Feb ruary 5, 1907. When She Goes to the Theatre. By Maurice Ketten. @ Park Row, New Tork | in as g 0 HOT, LPL unta -t'm Gone, To THE i THEATRE TONIGHT ANDO | MUST Pedlishet by the Press Publishing Company, No. 82 to = Entered at the Post-OMce at New York as Second-Class Mall Matter? GIVE MEA THOROUGH = FACE MASSAGE, MAGGIE UM. GOING To THE THEATRE, 7Ou KNOW, VOLUN E 47 ‘ 1PATROL OR OPPORTUNITY ? On-any police force the majority of the men must patrol. Their HAVE A CLEAR COMPLEXION ITS ALLRIGHT- ANYTHING TO MAISE MY FACE /NICE AND SMOOTH. }} GOING To THE for sleep, for tieais and for assoviation with their tamilies police duty. Ne: tim: sarily depend S—That-the gre; are brave and faithful Were they not the pr of crime would be left to private watchmen The inén who participate in police gr =minority. Whether that graft_con {o-share-in-the-collections-from—gam proportion wio thus get rich issfew. “If for } distribution of graft would make. its amount to each policeman so smail) that thehead grafters would not beable:to amass such large forturies. - ua Mt is reported that the-inspecto upon the demands of tearin] ofthe members eed of 2 -York's-police force} n or argument, be without and indi are tt emcee as ea od HE ca Sac EE ae RSet a al fore a numerical } { i i f over $70,000 to defeai = eae a \ \ { Commissioner Blnyham’s: bill mak- A cries pauvrr cook 9°). \ ing an inspectorship 4 detait-instead SOMETHING HER OgUST EPATANT! © 1A: GOING, To THE THEATRE| Yul eas AWNANNS of a+permanent appointment. It is} also reported that the detect geants have raised a fund approy mating $50,000 ta fy the defeat o the bill which makes their appoint ment a detail. ae ; From* their standpoint this pro- | : ceeding is natural and logical, Sev-{ eral of these inspectors have paid: for every successive promotion, from patrolman to roundsman, from -roundsman to sergeant, sergeant to captain and captain to inspector. If these promotions did not cost them over $30,000 they regarded the price cheap. It is also of public notoriety that almost all the detective-ser- ~ | geants appointed by Devery paid for their appointments. Both these in- spectors and these detective-sergeants have since done their best to reim- burse themselves by the grafting methods which have made the higher ‘administration-of the department a byword. =f Y But why should the 7,000 sidewalk-pounders make common cause with the inspectors and the detective-sergeants?~ “Do not these -patrofmen —_--desire-any promotion or betterment? . Every patrolman knows of instances ~~ where credit for the detective work of -his. associates has been unjustly appropriated —by~-some--fat-headed, rotund and bediamonded detective- sergeant. — Under an honest and intelligent ‘administration of the Police De- PAY. CORSET ye-se NO, THIS HAT WONT 00-1TS j Too PLAIN PERFECTLY HORRIDI NoBopy CAN Ds partment, such as Commissioner 2: % — Bingham is trying to_give, the pos- ZB \\ sibilities for promotion will be : Seay reatly increased by che passage of ~~ : —V\ etae| = vecadocet s. Every unfit-or-crooked-inspector blocks -tho-advancement.of. g ESR Roe os ead sr thing —bed—thet—could—be—exit Tales from the dtills! By Rudyard Kipling. | - added’ tol her list of admir. kk with him now wan her Moriarty: 6, fi [Plain 9 (2¥ Permission of George Munro's Sons) In. Error. upon the mrd— pitt of Fire, where ‘Thou art Light of il publicly and rlotously drunk 1 ; dften than he ought to do; dit] there Is\no hope for the man who d inks eretly \and ajone tn hia own’ Nouse— om ho Janever neon to drink: TMS Teh HUle} go tiers Mua be on BX= ception was a prove {t, Moriarty’ s.case the exception.” 3 j Ho was a clyfl éngineer, and the Gov-+ ernment, very ‘kindly, put) him quite| He it by himself in an out-district, with no-} oe te ubled in ‘body but natiyes.to talk to anil n great a doal of work to do. He did his work well in’ the four yeara, he was utterly alone; but ha picked up the vice of,| % pecret and solitary drinking, and came ap out of the’ wilderness. more’ old and avorn’ and) haggurd than the dead-alite | ito “had any tight-tomake htm, 100 know the saying that a matt who has | alone in the Jungle for more than | [Ort Fin never quite mane aij his life )¢5 People credited Mortarty’s quéor: | arty 1 ness of manner a-id_ntoody-way {ae—rnved solide, wud wad that it, showed how] some bP. Welt Government: ‘spollt- the tutures oft i ssnwhil eit on hin suffcred 0 ref dims ‘as that her two and thre. ing Jn one at- ns of the sub= h wuleldal de- nd starts Teh down- alr in or walked up and athandkerchtof what paor-Mor-—— Relver, for «own fall he savelled- to the same after, her and Bias Wve¥=s counts In p-nf thouRghty best mon. * ked, and talked tn Mortarty had bullt himaolf the plinth andathere. of @ very, food reputation in the a wronk. bridge-dam-girder ne, Hut ‘he knew, iq fy himaolt together : every night of the week, that he wa) bit Sntrol ak taking steps to undermine that wt) f once,’ eI Gra hlsper, and tation with L. L. Lo and “Christopfgy” | (St FOR DASE ela totais u ristoptes” | rintn to hear man babbling ike and Uttle nips of Mqueurs, and nit o€} nm chikd of all that.a man locks that kind.) He had a sound constitu-| Up. and puts wNayein the deep of his lon and « great brain, or elac he would | Nanyconehoowmete have broken down and: died Itke a sick | the roc camel Inthe district, as better’ men | ond j have done before him. : | Government ordered him to Stmia fter he bad come out of the dese and be went op meaning tory toe pos then vacant. .That season Mra, Retver—perhaps you will remember her—| fa in the height of her power, and inany men lay under her yvxe. that night red how a Relver held horoughly he felt hisperings can- en here: but us BhOWwIng “ ul ver, and his _ bad attack of Jui Every} ao oulled him down teat th Mortarty d—went-abrad- tUl the end of ready been said about Mrs, Re! nother—tnie—*Mortarty—wier—hrirrity— It and handsome, very qulx and youaly anxious to please his nelytbors | 7 when hoe aasi’t sunk tao brownet = Hig started & good deal at sudden ngises or If apoken to without warning; and. when- you! watched iim “drinking ss of water ut dinner you could see But alt n ¥ n nd y« : = pt his oath, and what tt in deginning nobody He certainly managed to com- thing that a man who He took hin but he never let what he of him, 1 the story py othe ‘ine honest woman, and an myat him, “When anyth! a cost knows, pass the hierdos' [has drunk heavily can do, at dinne: a fit and honest captain. Every incompetent detective-sergeant blocks the “7. Pounding the sidewalk day after day and night after night at all hours and’in all kinds of weather is not the most enjoyable occupation in =the Police Deparimi Some _men_are better-fitted by nature and taste for detective work-than for patrol duty. How are these men to get their ‘promotions unless there are vacancies?—and Commissioner Binghany’ | pill simply provides that detective work, with its increased pay and better | ; hours, shall be within reach of any man in the department. No one more than the honest pa: | trolman_suffers_ from. the iniquitics of..the police. system. under which| —promotion- came by purchase instead} of merit and easy details were the | reward of fidelity to the systeny In- stead of the faithful performance of Police duty. An_attempt fs now being made | 3 y_ the cinspectors and detective-ser- |, geants to induce the patrolmen to Roy L. McCardell The Jarr Family’s Daily Jars * ee good Indy buy herself something nice with the kitty,” bs “Winy don’t you let me bring eome of |. “And to sce that it Is something 2) said Kangle, Y | cents #o it sure will ba By George! I've known the Jarrs eeeaetD not for five years, and I can tell you fellows that I have never peard her say @ oplied Mrs. Ja cross word to her husband!" any time you chi \x up the ‘dint eald with wit OUWRE always kicking about my golng out," sald Mr Jarr. “let's make the Mmit There were mnurmurs of appro’ with varying fortunes. Mrs. Jarr was an Interested looker-on. “I don't see how you men can. play hour after hour the way you do with phardiy- speaking a word (to ead) oller,” she ventured” "Wh: when wep nny-ante at Mra. Stry eer's. sometimes, there's a0 much’ talk “that half eft | women forget to put In andy nohody, knows whose deal [t Is. a + The kitty wns already fat and epiendiferous, At-a rough calculation it was }#0me $11, because the gallant.winners kept throwing in a few. extrachips now }and then for good luck. } "Doe you mean to say, To val to this, and the Fame was soon progrossing com to loc 4 surcast e you can This last k lke a barroom, Mr. Jarr mulkily. ‘My friends ‘They're good, decent citizens. But 1~sup- oto neo me training witn Percy Pinkfinger, Indylike ribbon-seller rort 0 aNke to see you GE Jar, etpphasizing the last—word. i keep your eyes open shject tf we played a litle sara for my frien sald Mra. to-morrow night. then," cant limit, and 16} a Mr, Gots, the origiiial Patsy, Mra, Jarr, Gat you play, and wo have nor asked you to 0 ahead and alt’ in! chorused the others, “do you niean to Joint’ sald Mr Jarr ‘And w I had a box of deer and some pase So Mr. Jarr got in the box of beer and the cigars, and Mra, Jarr made sand- wiohes, and-on the aight nppolnted Mr. Jarr’s cronies showed up altvin good| Well, just for a little while and then I'll go to bed," sald Mrs. Jarr, and time. : Tae i she-pulted “up nv ohatr-and with the kitty chips: started into bet the limit on The chipa and cards were brought out, the party gathered around the dining. | two queens and two jacks because they were all of the eania colar. y when Mr. Gote exclaimed: |) For an Four she had near-winners, and the harder her luck the more doter- Ay uniesa there's @ kitty for the lady of | mined to win she became and the more hor peevishness developed All tsox9 men wore married; they eaw the danger algnals and cold fest, de- Chorused the rest: alihoughobtroJarrownid-’Nonsensel!! and--came.op:demio..The game-broke vp with the kitty all played into the winner, exted she wonldn't hear of wet a”thing.* Mr-McCutchoon;-and-Mre, Jarr42in-debt-to the bank, her inusband. ld Mr, Gote, “and I move we Increase i or the guesta had departed Mrs, Jarr looked around tho littered, smoke- room table and the game was on the w “Hold on, hero! ow I'm not gaing to pi nit-to'a. quarter and = eet rah i Ps ey] thaten Mesa -quarterch ry jack pot. I tell hears room, and sald to Mr. Jarr in a hissing whisper: "If you ever ——-contiibute §20.aplece fo defeat Commissioner Ringham’s bills.-Aside +75 poumre Mt darel bring.that. bunch. of dissipated car’ sharks, to this house again, if you. ever from the unmistakable imputation that the Legislature is purchasable, 1 move that Ed Jarr’s speak to usam, I'll got a divorce. There's where your money goes!" ere_1s the selfish argumieni? with every patrolman. that ihe “defeat of | ~ these bills wil] redice his own opportunities and will make sidewalk. | Gunding-perpetial—to several hundred men whe allow the Police Commissioner to ¢eward, Letters from the Peonte. ‘By Quincy Scott these bills woukd) = TEL. | Problem, | Pak The EQ mology threw Advice for Unruly To the Fuliar of The Ey KY eom nthe “OH writes asking advice In regard nel? vsed Lexington aye: JOHN N, PLATT, NEAL ANO as thyir-neighbor— sare in the-common intercourse.of-life, and aman sould be ms-taprudent teho Hevadiien Mrs tel hard, he sald she was sta! met could not ta Teserved and Heseune-she—was unworthy Feverence front ANY One, 1 her from a distance and dower i orth an asband—will go down nnd protesting ved him from rutn moat of those tn » moon In the white with: pl dor two hi tmself. Which peti o phe had: 2 imagined. question hay ation pean every thing hat what claim will credit of Mo- when her day —of—— tn, actory. M r took no Mrs. Rei special =natice of. him, beyond seeing ' = — = _ba- Time Yourself Reading This. | APH ORISMS BY LORD CHESTERFIELD: WOMAN will be implicitly governed by the man she ts in-tove-toHa,- A dnt-resll-not_be-directed by the man she esteems the most. /ne former ts-the-result-of passion, thich ts her character... The latter. must bs the effect of reasoning, which Is by no meana of the feminine gender, Men who converse only Wwlth icomen are fritdious, ciremmmate puppies, and those who never converse with them are bears, Hynien comes whenerer- hess (ated, but Lave only when’ he pleases, The-teat worat-virtucs—are—those—of Wich the-tiler—are, perhaps, tho 66, (SUS MECC RSET 1h TUNINENS Oe to a certaln a D should exhibit his inside. naked as he tcould be indecent if he produced Ma t outside 99, |” The Girl at the Candy Counter. : By Margaret Hohe. z iW had=-do—-you-—tunkof--atotolem—as ety tow 5 Givorce?:? aaked the Regular Elghty-Cents-a-Pound Customer, “Whatever that may mean.’ sald the Girl at the Candy. Counter. ‘What's the answer?” “Why/'; paid the Regular Customer, “atoleism means & calm hiditférence, accepting fate and all that sort of thing. There's 9/ Mra, MacCluer, of Uus clty, who has been advising All the women {o cultivate stolclsm and by that means keep. peace in tho family, I suppose she means that wivee aro not tq comp'ain if their hushands are disappointing. I t you might be Interested.” i <"T am," sald the Girl ‘lm Interested and I'm peeved | hx any woman should come out and advocate such af oollah’ doctrine."" i "Oh, 1.don't-know,'! anid the Regular Customer, “Mra, jacCluer seams to be a very thoughtful woman, She says fo must make sacrifices, and suffer In si Ine th Tut, tut,’ sald the Girl, “T won't Isten to that sort of trash, It {an't neces- sary for any wife toysuffer in silonce, or wuffor any other Kind of way. Tt rho starts right, sho can laugh at all thts nonsense that some women “are fond of / preaching. And this ts the way sho shouki start. Let her e an interest tn . her husband's affairs, Don't let anybody tell you a man docen ike to havea woman show a friendly curiosity about his business, ‘The wife that says to her husband, “Well, dear, how did thing go to-day? Mado a good commission, did yout That's fine, Now you'll be able to buy yourself a new sult of clothes, That one you are wearlng Iu very shathy," that's the Kind of wife that A man tles to ard swears by, Let her read the stock list If he ts a speculator, and study conditions of trade If he is In bustnes: Let hor get familiar with all the details ‘of hia profession so she can discuss them with him and sympathize with bis | ambitions, That's the-reai partnerahip, and the real remedy for the divorce evil. Buffer in rilenco, eh! Well, i'n a inizhty poor sort of a woman who hag to foaort to that; and-I-hope you'll repeat this to your Mrs, MacCluer, with my very. | best compliments,” rome