The evening world. Newspaper, January 26, 1907, Page 8

Daily Magazine, Saturday, Janua “26, 1907> : peveesu : Sosesaaees @PGRLOB BEODOLEOSCOE RP ©HROLODHDOOODLOOHVO’OTDSEHOSHOODHOSSOODSSOODLOSHHS = 9 DA ee »The Evening W orld's Laugh-Makers © *— Wee * * tak *~ The Chorus Girl Worries Over Dopey and the Swede | * - J¢ Miller NO. 19,503. Discusses @ By Roy L. McCardell 1 : The New ate |” ol York Capitalist | THATS Wor = aa “ Swettenham | 1 Cate TE-BUM! @ Thro’ z ste | BUM Tastes? TA-TATETUM! <i BS FOOD BARGAINS. ; rr ‘A great part of the carly onlons witlch New Yo Texas. The Texan-onion growers are iryi _ divide ‘more evenly with them. “For the ‘last year they received $249,000, fross. Peed ® | ea) Funn @ y | fav) = [ a BELSPSEPHEO? FESPPED freight. The Texans threaten ww stop ral: hhalf the wholesale selling pric: “ --+ Taking the quotations of the prod: + thousand cucumber pickles sell for $3. A two anda half buchels sells for $1.25 19 from $1.50.to $3 a barrel. Oth heads; pumpkins, squash and turnip as fowias 10 cents a dozen, Farmers do not receive «these Divorce | |. By Martin Green iis is story avout at iad aah FS f hv duly tore consumér pays every ee Roe ‘bilts in knows: A bushel. con: | if you. taxe- |} care, the pen- nies after awhile) somebgdy— with ti you! take; care.,o: thie doltara ch gladsome evoht you Wil) the pennles and the dollars. nat he Yoesnt ns “four -pecks of eight quarts| each, 2 barrel SoTES tyo-and=a y- quarts, Di- rrel of beeis at 75 cents |, Strby 80,-and the price a7 1 Wd be cent... = “Then-compare-this wwithe sya th consumer pays. ; The gap between | what the producer receives and w Phat the consume: “pays is 3-4 of the final cost of ‘perishable i able tirticles of tingry, orplikhe on ihe" food. But only individual housewivés-pay. a prices. The-biethotcts-| cane don n—and-foph-at ~> buy their vegetables wholesale, and‘at a very’slight advance over the ex- aed Sree Z ake hanes” shange prices. "The clubs avail themselves-of these wholesale rates bY, nail e Hovlavhighty’epokenvofiate dlc —purchasing inthe quantity. LaRa rt chaneq to be mentioned at a gathe The small housekeeper should use “equivalent business ; fen: of bis tenants the subsequen: i in her food purchases. Most women will go from one store to another [would sdund Uke putting rivets In @ Hatsetf. any ur never eet white the cporte that they: follering’ me f they « tmporte, in the wh on Hro d, and money et their wine sand ih world Inst y fenk pocket an.t Orskly he can iM world was nd yet Old Ma RenCand a showy dre sand listt {Sawin create a him trom fh i aught Mamma De mibe would. pull beth cent dye cated how ats how?l mand fy this town, Amy, ‘and if my firm knew tant I war up against @ shellag drinker, even only altshtly and inva_social | eoctiey wre 7 7 4 fen ste ieee ee Brnnacombe saya that ¢ fe She don't. wast anything Ate the deadilest weapon, a-hatpin or er Rese I pin OF | brenk off with n man whore expense acco vel with a Vase fe-naime choad ~ rectors meetings. oat ace would nd, held b oc-well and Mninma Ly and spend several hours : saying a few cents a, yard on the material for His fa : agent, who,ls Amy Do Lranacome's “tanc a hats oa peer “ott = nd. OU 2 gebewionerts ———2a-dress-orio-take“advaniage-of-any bargains In-things to wear, a Bible cl ae pencey se yerne eu te Re oTieteST ss Ait gang (o-be-eailed<into=thotha wes ae aa = a eA i nee Petr) upon the subject of : Hoty. 3 ic 2 hea, att ea (ent RC z =~ Buying clothes is not a daily. matter. Buying food is, In the) states Constitution owes ¢) the Moacyed | “On vin other Nand, Old aan Alenostoi’a met tial Lynas USOT Ca RR Rea inl ters wad an eartie + course of a year food costs several.times what clothes cost, A few pen- and then get up before day, Musical Swede, and says he's a ‘ram psychological | t shea “And so long as the Musical Swede will fall in [Ma alcoholic trances ad. a reasonable dlatan panmoeded ii ts iat) to Dapey— Meine yell whe td fem! Swede was in his day defo: 7 morning, and put a asortes of nies saved by food bargains every day would buy more clothes and bunch of gmal| inve ! “‘Turniture amd teave-something over for the sayings bank. . Giubs bathe wet EG a Why. not look out for food bargains? They are_advyertised And start & es to emen, Ours _ But Ade «ly and x Iving temperance lesson, rolled in ono. beatplace tor. oni — Swede nat Old Man Moneyton | — tt that asco eT young Seno enti = Tor Price and cs to buy, ie t ld faster t r dea and black dlaganal sults about | “Anil a8 00 an ie siglits OM San Monevtor- onthe} riiit thers mie tiie Te a ie Se ea fore tatetige Gia en tte toate posite tes Man Moneyton has no use for George, ate mins Mah'y stowardship, tending to show that | hik stew all over town, stopp ilcaUYiin Lagentaee\nd’ Geormos hast alwirentreciceinene it dat the sacred duty of the knd | front of every aye nitteetial erences F fnancler to take the cash of the highboy here fe Dut it’s a good piuce, Kept! 4.44. the other night, when Ge mprovident middle classea away from | jy 5 ' ight, help wome WTe hear the wiidow OH Man Mone “Tiwaadway wine’ and I s Gearge there's no ace © situation Prenat | nd sone People, no friends out of at es ieee dear old man in Delmonico's talking ov eal and pretend n't there | Peete ioreood ney ne Rec yf with some milllonatres, George Sirractowsas for oceeema t them tal Sano wth o_millionatres, “George ene ciated ire : + y eee De tirans the bick and adys, ‘How are they con Mamma De 2 shman. As 00n keep tha eG aa edesa is erik ain't yon trend of minez What uty. For a ere wae away on foollah luxuries such as toa! jieaviat Ties t. nedum fri We doplores att revoluuonary mnd-so= fend aimed at ive Swet- a grouca nd put ‘ema. “AWouH you OU oT i i “What good inn dint ‘to. me, Bs thiessettled-or~ | Georen to Aniys Me's nothing bul a rum. The g loaning out | T want to mee ta them that can call for: my win bam gets back to Eng spartof aman my, ser RITE sohumpr tel! about. =-time to timelike-bargains -in-clothing, —It-takes Jess time-and-trau “to take advantage of the food bargains. A jelephone call or a posta - tard wilt pring-the food advertised without the necessity for trying on Or matching shades or colors. © OnE0's sm sepsis) pCIOVO tk Khaitered, for her. use ve ts nearly a nervous Qomyftlends-by-wocing-that-my HM, | try to erab the pi talever khown f {€ ducks boosting other brand! botors. Why. by enlling for thelr wine at| ing § contrante a deep atey Dietréct man worked. o Untted At sto) and was known | If women would only be as keen in their buying food as in their y time a 1 ntranger : : if Bie the saa a i e i ire Cr EF pasts pearing the oat ad process: | | % 5 : ! ° buying wearing apparel, the same intelligent competition Deer at nanos ie tio pues al » icayn ta money “behind.| glans window. tn the C of the/asidn atout nine mitlilona Arama tent an hit nine accomplished so much tor the customers of the great department stores cumbent upon him to {t with bim anyhow, | Leavened Yeast to hit mamo Incurr ble a back ant Batons few unc 2 opera who. bait, ‘tas his coat ang Uke a man who he woula Ned obt of ushestos | ¢ —{n_ their clothing and- furniture will, bri savings in food. ren--greater pr: i ign shews the deceam ahe-marrioa-n-vo Se ESOT AEN Kosaint, being fed by ravens, whibh is aro wrong he not of being “Tle developa ai mem- | eat fo him lovely funeral AN the twads follow his re. on dixcevering. timo he keep cemotery, ard after they're wells 2 Old ade wae Letters from the Peop| ae Cae ee at have Fc ti tent of Cee nae x AG] J érs 1 ‘0 “ op €. ve come rever with thelr thumbs to] haw a qutet-ttn the dosent The y nat know, [fF #hor ted SET rt 5 fulness of time he ts garnered | thelr novea and thelr tinenra wieating {eninge hte t nome proceed to | that-a barroom art cr one of thowe keep hints aU ROUTE Wwio KEL Inturested apa. sted In. the, pict hington Kirche Joe Miller ( i give the profeg..—& TWA Rikgestion chat D ket tired Hive apart fo. y Wart to Ket used sows that he ison cht cafes long} tecThstr estadtshiments Ar a In-abont ais yearé ty duced to. abe larRs Sune al fate (the mame belne uw Persian sign of oe nuMber ofthe | mourning),— and throw —rocka at ht < Derbtes va, Ear-‘ufts. Sf -put-ttainder-Wiem for a neat Now, If ~- To.the, Rdltar of. The Rvening » World; * Thad -myoway;bwoutd mate all mes} best elthaena We have at Jast had some realiy-cold| responsible for r\ As yra_oyt 1 Sweather, and during v wot St} Inthe cold wi on. Just ta “fone Of ¢Ho saddest sights was the York man with a stiff Mittle derby perched tip_on top af ht Peara a purplisir red and -unprotes Why not be sefjaitie and wear ear- [Te the ; fa Uke peoepié an! other towns, —¢ ahi Sas fi eeoethat Protect neck and ears | Not Ko a and give coming ax well as comfort- | Women the mlatto y and are: becoming as eaieesy PAR ee aa are ise Ltventi | otlier occupa ALE t pet Hip penton tee an = erable alk of moving © house, and ag a fur: ates a on the wad comes Pettennam Out x -con neo how they would i) pay the Mhest m NY PART: do the nav re alive. Th tray divorce te-have-a- a48 1hnt-ku-many> pec aya “Yow 2 2 we we we By E. F. Flinn. Some of the Best “ yu ee eels —— ap ~Jokes-of the Day. many wa are there Ser Kent Ube oghe—|— Gu put them in enough an ‘ J the Wwenthdogtre nh ik sonia : 1, When fie! Ure tral _|. PAR ESTYOU MAY TAKE T2576 SUCH A DAPARL ———— SSS == >] pane 20 MARI “ITS GOING TO BE H te-petine Capita Hunishwent: - = eT RREMBERTT COST $85. coop ie WOULD SS 2 AGoOD MopEL STUNNING IF IO CGOULD et at aes Tf DOM'F-BOHA TL @ OVELY ni a ate rE ae Tr ae aly YiITH My. BLAEK TARFETAl ONLY FINDA BIT oF oppor tani erin} seats Uno ody eine. ring. Joe Miller rend Matened. | fe Dance of the Bev T Is-causing the ‘moralists paln, = BUC a Tas Hier paint dance ‘ Can beni tneseed—agnin-and age! TALL yipted—B —Bisass tet _nie—hrew—y Will you his Weekt obmerschnessae Sie soma _raltahle ties, oF y Wienere rétalned me-to reports Younge—t wnat Aye pounds of Se | s0Kar, please, oc~Vesimy anything else The Bear Facts. at's all; 1 io a UE Oe Thy Margaret: Rane. Jn asfowded Subway. trata. = If ithe Seven Vell Tak Ta Minn the 4 tshed. Does the number” c he off togetrapid-tranatt. STRAPHANGER. quite aonyhe wetxht, }imaam.—Canssell's Journal, Evening We read FE Ot TayR [SMD arender,t treman who war given to thought at times, “I wonder ‘what ts meant by the a Masement | of riches" | “Tho poor relation, very MUkoly,"’ 4, | pitt the man who was one.—Smiles. tee WMveR TAT TOT tin a lawyer's | ar, and | ¢ to nay a few words to who wre} i the-others Into a well- -knowWn restaurant in this city and when | Teaving da not ¢ walter, and b caus the waiter the Up he d r—Welll friends, our tue won hall stands urgently tn need of ‘and, as we Have falled to get it [TRAPCO Be JUST WHAT FROSTY ) (0H! GO00 MORNING, TRE ash ae ise THE Gained eee ALEC EY Cea WRETCH!- |DEAR MADAM I SEND YOU My NAT 89! 1 sl aoa eariez ae CLIP OFF ANARD OF BY BOY. TNEVEA WEAR ANYTHING» | PINCH, YOU'RE f AFTER IT HAS BECOME COMMONT ! Mim!—He toa me Iwas so tnterenting WELL.ISNT SHE THE SNIPPY THING? and po modest. Ival Admi yourself for I! by decet¥ing yo | Hlustrated BY BAY HAS SHE COPIED, THAT ! @ger dererven all « Walter back Aman who begins from the very fret? Hostess (at the party) —Mies Rodinaon * NO_pariner—forthts—waitz-— Would you mlnd danctng with her instead of ANOS with mo? BB ( Fi Sala. Father Stork wisely one day, Ti Mawkward—On the contrary, I phat! | sour ntock In trade's Kotting paswog® be only too delig d, PF Hld4 no one cares, | Then @he cut him dead.-smith's neyout want Teitay Bo 11) order dome ta rig SOW te ree vecerserreremeenenn mithout a borse shame to» shows tow: Window 1\saw Sereatures drew) have. to moye Misa Citygirl—The alr here ty go full USUAL RESULT, r Reais A : Jack—I knew a man why e |, GneterAppledry—Obtno, ‘milan’ They|sromin pretty: Kleleslte fall ihe veal» ain't no malaria nor Hone Uv them un} gor jarceny: healthful. things tn this hore Ainy Whnt| Iatharine—Ab, indeet! you're smeilin', misa, Js only that he penalty ate on the> tched. I: also Sunpay! MORNING. enn And what wat = f factory over by the river—Illustrated | Jack—ard inbor for ilfe. Ho. married ‘ hy , i Tutte, “ the girl—-Smiles, sons oa