The evening world. Newspaper, September 1, 1906, Page 9

ae “Patiy Magazine, Se me ap “Is you haven't money you can say to yourself: ‘If I had the price, that for me!’ If you have the price you can say ‘I could have that if I wanted it!’” 6“ ELL,’ } W aid the Chorus Illuetrated by R. Ww. Taylor. CORD HOTT ATAOMH AHHH NEDAHDOO HOA ODD OHARA | ADAH (wor's THE (mar ER, Boy? You'RE DIDN'T You CRAZY, BO! | SEE HIM’ J] among home com- forts and enjoy ourselves. afternoon while line on a breery those by the wayside warble, ‘Ob, seo who's here!’ Saturday, (dlisteraseattelcicscsteeetac ncaa a THE CHORUS GIRL—By Roy L. McCardell. er cere seme alr wane dae September Il, HOODIE ODHODOOVEAHDOO’ OCD MICO THORS eM CItARET TES “Now we can settle down and enjoy ourselves, Dopey says it’a worth while a@oing on yacation to make you enjoy real relaxation when you're back in town!" going so long without nourishment, but when Dopey axt down to the plano to give us a little muslin drawn from the wood. instead of oursting | ate, vive a good 1S Too STRONG nto the romping #trains of ‘hy Aan! thing that vaoa- wort? DIDN'T Shy Ann! Hop on My Ponyl’ or tlona are about all by } FoR Him! (Cheer Up, Mury,’ or ‘Fast « Taba cocking Chair and Yea!’ he wude done for, and we denly jumped op on tht plano steot can settle down 1 up and down the keys and thea mbed up on te machine and back andthe i the geet wild yell, looked jumped down Into @ It's fine to can AL clpoh through the rodwer, down along the ta minute <nd then got piano stool again and atu with the awfulest ‘ems non his pen !'ve ever saw was all there with the Good= “Dopey McKnight says it's worth year gab, | What was the matter? | while going on a vacation to make ve tf an Hagel ig pried tie ing , . 3 3 Ndn't you #6 n-eatin, i rou - ees relaxation when Us big as an efephant chas@ 4 You're back In town. . me?’ srked Dor | ‘The beauty of living in New N Well, j ; i sat down : York, Dopey says, Is the fact that to enjoy my cigarette he sprang out you can have anything you want of the bushes! when you want it, provided you I ran for my life right up @ have the money to pay for It mountain ton mfles high! 1 wre “If you haven't the money you say eniging the tiger wnen suddenly 4 to yourself, “Well, if I had the price, Ir to the edee of a cif! a a thet for me!’ If you have the pri t And feet high! You can say, ‘I could have that {T [ knew I could fump down and wanted It" ‘1, But just below me Isaw “Dopey says if people was only © tribe of painted Indians, red sensible like he is, they d sit bome Ip on the warpath! gummer and shine themselves up, They shook Knives and speure face, neck and arms, with russet shoe and ciwbs at me and j could see they polish and save thelr vacation money t rier! Md spend sa oe a. necessary to I turned around. The terrible ep money in circulation. teoth of tho tiger gieamed at m “Old Man Moneyton agrees with der! L could feel nis hot treatin Dopey, only he says he don’t enjoy ju my face! anything because has got everything ‘l decermined to trust the savage He hates to be alone almost as much red men with a ery | jumped an bare ere with — down among the cruel spears and “He doesn’t thin 8 14 because knives!’ he Ht money so much at te Well!’ said Old Man” Monevton, cause he's a ‘Uster.’ att éxtitenren “hai aaciped > — “Don't you know what a ‘Uster’ is? Wei, a ‘Tater is yourself and every body else you meet i . more, but you . adeee my pointed oe 8 eb tukinn “He went clean through the rocker, fought with It a minut any more, but Gee! how you ‘uster!’| affected you, and you ‘uster’ like to talk ten words at-a time when he's No,” said Dopey. oursting Into tears, ‘they killed me!* Misima The Hransaomhe stood up and coldly remarked Gint she hadnt eaten a thing since lunchtime, and said there was,ang jury and they just made thir if the rest of us could stand for talk sense more folishly than any to stay one night Dopey McKyle' You ‘nster’ play ball. and you ‘uster’| go to first nights, but they bore you /real loquacious and is temporarily one 1 know. You'll never be a novelty of it, and be- something in th perstition thing. tegr pipe-dream pikto recliain she dé gble to sleep sound, and you ‘uster’ like lradaw now, and #0 {it goes out of cigmrettes, sat up and said |“Uster,” you'll always be the best oause Pus: ntgomery is supersti- | One of his friends, ‘Bostun Chariey Just then the messenger poy | couldn't play the races and you ‘uster’ like to, When you get ‘usteritie’ In {ts Ad- that such @ proposition was all bunk. | bet as an “TIs-er.”’ tious and said it was bad luck for | who was a strong-arm man and used furst through the barricades with) “And so Old Man Moneyton called ferap and you ‘uater’ chink {t great| vanced ahd most uncurable state. ‘If you Scotty all your cush,’ sald “But the look Mamma De Brans-|a lady to meet her husband on Fri- to frequegt the dump where Dopey fhe pack of cigarettes ne'’d been sent for cabs and took us to Churchill's. Agort to go out cruising around with) “Old Man Moneyton ald he ‘Dopey, ‘you'll be the prize “Uster” | ¢ombs gave Dopey was 90 per cent. | day, the house being barred agninst | banged the box, hnd often told him, ‘for, as it seemed to Dopey, the day| “After the third cold bottle he the fleet at n but nlx, nix on that | thought he might t the better ef for fair, handing the apie] to people, carbolic Mr, Maginnis like the Love Syndicate Dopey sald, that ry time he had before. whispered to me that Dopey Me- for yours now! usteritis’ if he gave all his money who never harmed you by doing you All this patter was going on while of Charming Widows’ Headquartera | been sent to stir at Warble-Twice “Dopey commenced to eook one| Knight was Eigar Allan Poe again ‘Ol4 Man says th lawn had to go to work or graft- a favor in their lives, by telling them we sat iv the parlor drinking claret (x against tradcamen, robpoena serv-|on the Hider » number thirt before Old Man Moneyton could get on sarth ® for It ‘For five timox said, “he had cou r again for nose-bag neces- how you “uster” have mouey on account of Old Man Moneyton érs and come-on lo: ‘Ol4 Man Moneyton slappea nim ‘liking it the best because be can want t will on the back and aafd, Dopey, you afford champagne. tos back THE HOME BETTY VINCENT'S ADVICE TO LOVERS. men of means | was responsit le his hand In his pocket to pay the AD. T “I don't know what tt wi “But say, kid, I dewt sre no mage azine editors throwing confettl ca maybe Dopey. What HEALTH AND BEAUTY. | foaton Char- t 1 the Judge HINTS _ FOR and a little very finely chopped | ¢ her after t ay ashe turned ine ior n't they? I think you o By Margaret Hubbard & Potato Croquettes. 2 lite ver finely chooved | Turned Him Down, nh eA tte teeta A Dilemma. fo "eit Thm’ abort! and ncknow 7 s ks Ayer. ARE, Yoil and mash # Ko0d-1204 potatoes are hot all through. and nour | Dwar Betty wife? A. B.C. | pear Batty t you were ma ~ Sweet Cucumber, “poll them. Lay them tn jars and J tatoer: add 1 tatieaponful of | -T HERE te girl 1 think @ great-deal I don't think she cares enough about WENT to a Sociatte tast Bunday, und pour the vinegar over then. Before pe into-a deep dish ou to make a good wile for you. Thet ma ‘ is Takes Her an, ARE ripe cucumbers, ectape out all | ®calding them in vinegar snd water pirrter, 28 on tp of bot cream or of. Shoe told me she liked me very jg y yery ‘ous proposition. Walt two Rentienen volunteered to take | 1 the seeds amd out them length-| ¥°P* them with a dry cloth If done mith, the + ones wel! beaten, Chili Sauce. much. Last week I Maw her home until sou are older me home. I told thom they coubs, | Deer Betty ways in two pieces. Sprinkle salt | win este’, they are very nico and walt and pepper to iste. When opal nee ne six green from ehurch. On the way we met @ ; ut sot te bring ine all the way ww. ta| | MAVE been calling on « young Jady will keep the year round. . ta handle work tate ermen. Pou peck ripe tom x Kreen friend of hore who asked ner to ko to | He Is Drifting Atray. |my doot, Not that my Wrother objects have taken her to ththe Or four) Ove’, <M OTS ee ular sala thee 1 (grOWIO NMS tant “a OP Streep te eye go two abi ner fuuee for a wh My friend Dear Netty but the nelkehbore talk. Now, one pincee of amusement. and when we/ SAME Th the wenrning Goeld Utes is B. Fd the atula rach’ of Kround aileplce. | turned to me, saying: “You don’t have |] AM dedipty in love with @ younk MEM. | thepe geutiemen happens to work with |2** OnMhe Way home sho dows not take | vibigar ahd water. This done. place ae i is have been Creamed Potatoes. sand cinpamon, two captuls Drown to walk the resi of the way home with | | He says he dearly loves me, but at Ay ot imine, aed he colt hoc tae MY 47m, but I take here when Crosstng | thiwt in clear vinegar, allowing one erated om by a skilled et HAT A of milk, atir tn a henn- | eRAT two tule vinegar, salt 8 ne.” Mo Tleft her, About two hours atter the same time ts very attentive to @) ng gas highly insulted over i Pinas ~ tree or golog on the elevator. | teacup and « ball of sugar to # quart ¢ Gist they should not be #0 trou. me feist " butter out | taet aid and skin the COmAtoes 7 met the two girls with two other) uumber of other girie 1 am afrakd that) 40 mn ANXBUUE 1 dont know which iy proper, for W®) of vinegar, putting In strips of anna. | biesome often them with vaneline and , niots and peppere fine, Boll all deiebien.. Yeaceveas be ia Gritting away | aay Ate ovly mere acquaintances. R.A. T Lamia neh whieh to Mom, eee ok caretully cut in the centre > in ee flour; stir untl ner young faliows, Yesterday { met her on PAR TEROKEN You'are +érv foolish to care in thid] It le nat very good form tor you to] Mm (or te as; of the nail, This with broad. roomy nee ‘ pepper an and Ke then put tn J8t® the street and I did not notice her, Do! Let other boys pay you attention andj way about the nelehbors, They cer-|take her arm at any time unlem it iv) Lat them boll unt! tender, but not shoes will give you less cause for the and weal you think I ought to Mave spoken tol dress yourself becomingly | W me if you Come home | absolutely necessary too thueh, for that will make them soft | painful condition. add % cups of cold led ARNDALE RONEN A Peer “KING MIDAS”—A Love Story—By UPTON SINCLAIR~Author of “THE UNGLE i ve Dk tame to it that Helen had ever jearned to feel. an uncom- reaiiee jt, but 1 wart tline to think.” | “But, my dear, you know you can naver mo any « Onn you pot see just what that meenk unpiwasant to toy with @ temptation, even when one fortable trtght wt the idea of such muffering “To wink, Helen! Hut whet In there ( think?! wealth except by morriagy, what is use of moans to. resist it, At any rate, she was a little ¢x- , Printed Exclusively 1 m you.” said Aunt Polly, who bad been! It seemy to be madnene to trifle with such a chance.” | talking muc ~ onwense. even in fun sald He td Ether cited when she beard Mr. Marrieon. coming out to in Tie Evening Worlds | caning ner tee and trying to read, her emotions i it be @ to keep Him walting a wnhiiet | “Hut. ftatet.” objected Helen in tum; “auppose I t perfectly havpy lat night?’ im | Join her there . ] that we shall only postpone the good time I meant| arked Molen. laughing in spite of her vexatinn, don't Want such @ great fortune-wappose I shosld | ter Father a sel ending of our [lttle party, wasn't é = ID: to give you, You oannot possitty “Maybe not, my dear; but you ought to know UWat| marry whe of these other men? the other, “that’s Just what I was| lt. Mise Davia?’ be wad bout jt than L for J wee rejoicing every other girl In thie house would «nap him up at) “Helen you only vould know aa m as lig "Yes." answored the girt, ‘I fhel a0 sorry for poor Mr, Hartleon.” ‘one evcond’s notice. If you'd only seen them watoh- | now mbout thene things.” eaid Mre, Roberts, "t The only reeson in the world Why you are not, | Mr. Howard Tm hot worrying on that account,” anid Helen, | ing you last night ae ft did." you only could know the difference between amy dear, la that you wate tormenting yourself with) “He seemed to be rather il} Jast night," sald the ty “I saw o little.” was the repky “But, Aunt Polly,! in the middie anf at the fop of the social Iadder! foolish’ w Can you not reo twat If you ones! other, He was going to add that the fact perhaps Helen, dean’ aid Sirs. Roberts pleadingty. is Mr, Harrison the only man whom I ean find” Dear, why wil] you ohoose anything but the beat hed the courage to rid yourwelf of them It would be accounted for the invalid’s severity, but he wae atrald what can be the matter with yout I think anyone; “My husband and I have been over the jiat of OOF when you oin have the dest you want it? I tall al 1 need. Why are you ro weak, Helen of shocking Helen by his Jevity.—a not entirely neo- o whe watching you end me would gm the !de4/ acquaintances, and not found anyone that can be you onow for all I do not care how clever you are weak!” exclaimed the other. eeenry precsution. unfortunately, at I was the one to Whom tha fortune fe coming.| compared with fim for an instant, Helwn. We or how beautiful you am. the et people wil! look Aneorted Mra Itoberts, “Il aay Mt ln weal: “You are @olng back w town this \morning, with euppone ¢ was only one of gour jokes, my| know of no one that would do for you that has half) down ot you for an upstart mi cannot mach! Tt ts weak of you not to comprehend what your Ita) the othersT™ Helen asked. dear. but I truly don't think you show a realization) as much moriey.” | them and make just as much *how. And why) |e to be and what you need for your happiness it "No." eald Mr. Harrison, somembat to her sar of whal & temendous opportunity you HAV, YOU) —"T never mild HWA Ss Tor me EUTe HAAS. eM) Ga YOU Hot Mnover wh = tastes Ora a aban Sp rag tt 16 glorious Pttees SE here e-dittenent- phat" sow much more lack of experience than I had any) lavehing. “Undermtand mw Aantic she added; watohed you lee chia: an e 14 have) gifts " re yours, and to amp and hinder ai ot Heavens, doww he suppose be's going to stay lea could be powmlble,”* vit dwn't that I'd mot Whe the fortune! If I could voen that you were in your element! You outshone! your own progress. I want you to have room to here with me?” thought the girt Tt tan't that, Aunt Polly.” protested Helen; “t) wat WM without ite attachment”-— levervons, Helen, and you should do just show you true powers, Heten (To Be Continued.) ——mvinenetme | Hiolen had been a MANTON'S DAILY FASHIONS caning over the toot of the ber EVERY “WOMAN CAN BE. HER OWN HAIRDRESSER. motion and’ angry” with het for eing ee PAY } or unspoken wns n Was NOt quite #o smady ae We Hae ROOTS teen, though Ukh #lt-geod revdlutions 1 WTO pALY hee mind to torment her Prete nds tor het ChAP (Continued) te alarmed aD wbe Prat Tae Mate ON OnE Sib BLEN waa ou sink down into 6 ciisir} but then it - YEN TeT Om wa be aprang up eudéenly with « very nervous ana over per that Mr. Marion might have for We sae laugh, “I'm glad I don’t have to angue A RLSr you, Auntie,” she said, “and that I'm saved some reas been called away. e nuked eagerly trouble of worrying mysew ML You see the What le it? Tell me “ia Mr, Hawai, my dear,” sald the other, and sare on my wide—t must have time to think Hoien frowned i iif ther T wast to or hot.” Tt wae that comfort “Oh, bother e cried; “what about Nim t qj which saved her from further struggle herself “e's bewn MM during the might,” replied Aunt) nf upon wie guivect, (Helen ahuoh preferred oning Polly 4 | happy to strugeiing.) set hurriedly to work ; “tur exclaimed Helen, "“Deay ma, what & to dress, for het aunt told her that the guests were qn ‘ nearly ready breakfant ’ said the other, daprecatianghy ; o| Nobvod mid sleep alnon all the ex tament "| gannot help it” whe naid, “T wonder {t did not wake you (ya “You.” exclaimed Helen. “but he ought not to he |. “IT wan tired.’ said I rues that was tt lait 4 here, What is the matter with him?” Yo | the biedtetast’ vettier a abelian Ye i “] Aon't know.” wan the reply, “but he hea been Pie Bee Vipiepenn' netieatiy. | ee en laf muftering 0 all night that the doctor das hi ° rs mynelf. eo frightened about q him an opiate.” 3 anyone 90 dares) if The wan tenance of Mr. Howard Toso wp be waa 7 hse int i fore Helen just then, and she shuddered inwardly Deat me, what a state of affairs!” ho exoinimad : . : aA ae t arome to me ns if I were to have nothing but ie ‘ ight and worry, Why ehould there be such thinks : A n in tha, World?” ; pat a “1 Aon't know, Halen,” anid the other, “but it ‘ rr is ment \ certainiy inopportune for you. Of course the com- 2 pany weit all have to leave.’ ¥ watt ‘3 ‘ ldave!™ echoed Helen; she hed never once jad Py lyr lyse lle: Po ye ’ x Shought of that, becoming fthahions of the day. The . f “ ay “Why. Of course,” aald ber aunt, “It would NOt Oo . ihing fom tie woman ‘who would 4 ne” pean enjoy ourselves unter such V°TF 1, her own halrdreaser to consider is ie y w 4 Gremitul Pe the nevessary supplies. Bhe must have 1 ppt * q “Rut, Aunt that ls a s#hame!l’ oried the , ema ether bandbas, whieh ia the irl, “The idea of #0 many people being dnconve-| ued ag haltiresser's bag. And abe ng q = 4 ; y nlenchd for auoh a cause, Can't he be moved? V aost kunt date ‘ee eck tt. tenn Ge face, bins : Toe doctor declares he cannot. and it would not! bag there mist goa pair of small nda piny tt ‘ F eae 4 a look fight anyway, you know. He will certainly have! wisp” tangs, & Uny alfain for ourling the “Aierican tyvee- ould As és {> remain until he te better,” | the wisps of halr that Ile apen the | TO RSH Te Hee TWICE A wre bh i : Be FB ee a 4 " ‘ mh pri And how lime will that bet" | Rape of the neck around the fark and) Once atday whe will take her Aair in) od on one side and (wrieted low Jn the Ik And ahe whould curt in Mr. Hi i. ? ‘A week, or perhaps more.” was oe Rawr poms E eagPlnge Bek Mona ot Posy + pal , use isoxe ho, middie agk of u Je aak v *% the oe ago | Wiese noun i her Jo, make he A t " i And Molen eaw that her promised holiday was] curing tongs for 1 ot banin } Pfhune. z anon han took more. sy wt is ; : ruine!; hor emotions, however, wire not el ot Me! tor many women look better with caries | {urouet tt ae then Fry ‘wal ihaseratiove foyer te Moe Tee take | Waving the ha ; | He i § stowte {ING W ‘appolntment. for though she was vexed at the tnter-| forehead locks, And there are wavers venuiate The halr must narrow tM ke paris oe side fearned Tho hair ia a + dry as 8 "| {iON Bey Fuptions abe resollected with midden relief that) in two aise. One waver Ip for the | Sng Sanne, bit front. far Ds i There are old. | pene aah wavera ate heated mader ances through the meu ie Arena Obrwin } wiree Fhe could thus obtain, and without so much effort] double Prongh wave, and the over Ix | araentee iathemis wth fecwary Shots inet reaning &| ALGIY BAL tnd are, AN hoe In Under ai | way.” Hho moeed. “and de Saar aks Hie oF tn Gon, Une tte So. Rebate aiid mestitemn of Br. | soe cia waves, este eees Fineih iv | nals ta dey. and ane sscnie. le ter a Th the old, sweet way. | They are olaapad Upbtly and held while Jer 1 Td dare to marry him Tee ' Harris), Also there was in het mind, Af not ex ot Sea ane, ‘eal Mee tee | tga comes by fann! , M.S the face Om wm | the opersior counts fity. Then they After breakfast Melon ut upon the pinggn. UPatherow) a i : weatig pity Nor Ube invalid, at any rete the mearnet eee: San, Wy SESE | "SSAPS wea ane wate eds th parte ey ee a i a eee e sy non y Mad Ue Dalr O ornapy with wnme Burpee in ‘ber SAAS (Ree 16.16 HOF Qenermenreenacooonrcntananeneenmntennienenas —