The evening world. Newspaper, September 1, 1906, Page 8

=e iat Onmmna aa Fata an allen ana all Qa Daily Magazine, Saturday, September 1, 1906. The Burning Question. ‘NEW YORK THROUGH __ By J. Campbell Cory. a aA Nt Rove CO FUNNY GLASSES WELCOME TOTHE OYSTER! | , _—_ ; i [i ‘This f& the oyster's birthday. Like colts whose age is arbitrarily T ge ral In the Home of Mildewed Drama : , by the Stud Book rules every oyster has a simultaneous mi y the home of the drama. It’s the only home « good part | hit in New York should dare to take the road t would be eome knows, because if many of the shows that turn ‘em away: This official birthday has been’ opportunely chosen. The spawning Ui ne eee 4 ne where It wil j ts now over. Every baby oyster has found its home where ! don Many signs tell us that tho asee i The already hikme until parasites, disease, old age or oyster tongs remove it to another) | away to the Red Vimdthy Bell The ealo mi nave: WR j fr The custom of ea ysters during only the months with an R to feel warranted in rem id from the f and there are Be sound physiological r ” During the late spring and all the sum- : ie for the aaveasary chert atory set qhall a cow wth cal voding hen is un- ying aire part 1 . per the oyster breeds. Just as @ cow with calf ora J perfumery h dalls—te plainly perceptible In ¢ gnt fk around bolesome food, so an oyster should not be eaten during the spawning Forty-secofd street and thé Big Hoad, for the heavies have taken out thal ) | } ' : w yea by the exp ones } It ts appropriate that the oyster-season should*begin with the political a the tall ¢ unsh , aor Ww ve in 2 ful The traf of the strated over Lganery n oyster is an object lesson of many It cannot speak. | tee seieabagay , ap of Indiana. The Panhand will enjoy the real thind-act | fe he doses at ay Sp io j jt as the hero, disguised tn \ i . s, plucks i Its shell closes at any disputatious | i a he ro, aie tm at of nor ice approach. | | }to save ber trom completely wrecking a past h ties feck ae Its views on-race suicide coincide es | Throughout Kansas Simon Legree will be found d n dogs and while with President Roosevelt’s, and in practice a single female has been g in the wings baying ferc as Eliza ee Re kriown to produce 60,000,000 eggs:T . i One oyster family could thus pro SS) i vide every man, woman and ch Id it st fA Greater New York with an oy fry in a box and have eno! oysters over to make a milk for the population of Manha i Island. | fore = Rikecoyster ecmow-in-the-elutohes.of atrust, Once tt was_classes | | ith foxes, bears.end deer asferae-naturae and belonged to whoever cap- | FREE —||LUNCH it. But since oyster beds became private property their ownership | Le UAY been consolidated and a monopoly eStablished. Only a tew naturs remain outside the control of the oyster octopus, and these trust-frte ers are rapidly diminishing through’too much tonging and lack of care. Oysters have received Governmental recognition beyond other ani | wo expiring gurgles, Fra will have her 4 ont to six lne » the encores ac the genuine ple , In that they ave a special navy to look after them. Maryland an’ irginia are two of the States which maintain these oyster navies. Oysters ve pirates, too, the only water pirates left in the United States. * It is not generally known that certain birds eat oysters, shells and all is more than men can do. Chickens can eat oyster st but the ls have to be crushed first. The shells also make good roads and a ervation of dreary too much But the worst ones will stay right here e Lobster Tribe of Indians and entertain us't when thei | nter, It {8 a well-known fact tte New York will gladly. pay two the makeup on, & the gangrene for the ton-twe Nars a throw for the privilege of seeing them Jewed lemon readily passes for a ripe pom te im this town Aad , OLA Ee a eel blir eco Sopamaet aad | eatrical decks contain no cards larger than three-spots. EX The oyster crop averages. 30/000,000 bushels, worth v 5 | Il be show girls who, if their faces we heir f s, would 3 = a bushel. Retail an oyster sells for one cent at a market stand | n into Involuntary bankruptey every time t looked at a mirror. | t five cents on the half shell in a Fifth avenue restaurant re will be spayined coryphees playing hookey from the Old Maids’ Homa), a re will be vaudeville sketches that originated in the Dark Ages and b haven't been changed yet. There will be legtts who keep Shakespeare | & | There will be romantic actors who, tf they played the provinces would 5 ve to use @ life pet—and ketp It stretched between th t Ms \ k i —_~— But they'll all do well here E cine THE FUNNY PART 5 Recause anything we shouldn't stand for we'll ait th THE MEN in THE NEWS : Straight Talks to Them—By Nixola Grecley-Smith. ‘a ae Jusally tiny baby at birth and very frail | his youth j Congratulations to Emperor William. Who Pits y GE Liars iat anaeeale TOG RACs ia ba’ A SCOR Aull HE von Wik TWO-MINUTE TALKS ii The oyster is one of the oldest known animals. The Greeks ate}(he Divining Rod Against Teddy's Big Suck. ial grated cudluohaoeectey WITH NEW YOR KE RS f oysters. The Romans ate oysters, Oyster fossils are found in Triassic AR KAL WILHELM. Giad to hear from yOu | oF public a feeotriad bu ia 0 moe iii he a aeln ar the are tt | ; 4 +Jurassic and Carboniferous formations. It belongs to the great zoological vite fe t \ ry oH 1 Si Mir OA ak F ne © Tiron aaperarnee re f family of Oysters have sex. They have hearts, gills, kid we ree otes PE tg urbe ond ltrs ian erties By T.0. seit boas and intestines. | an . i=! pared with th a7 Raesapingi~ Soirdad tas eee || ak the inacerdhip quent “at aon Welcome to the oyster! Whether raw, fried, broiled, roasted, bak t BON Rian eepiacine eg roe F E Lares v me Beat Be se 6 man came to my hor stewed it fills an annual want, ie i a bel Bile A if you chose to tab aiid novi. teas an tow mh | ; tt eto wit & are tow me t re: L TAKING REVENGE ON FATE, . ' aun en seal ion 7 i ry y a vr : : On page 65 of @ book fresh from the publishers this week is thi * t dy } . fiers paragraph about Sir Isaae Newton: f y we Kroce os At school Newton showed mo great aptitude for study era te | il ear the bouae BE _} have remained Jow-in bis classes but for the tactthattye wa: | . m ; siete , Toot & boy who kicked him in the stomach np hrercidit-aerd +04 reprrn - Sty fy If Newton had been big and strong, there is no telling what mig c —__ cae ie ak ek dae IP ioeiinad Lared ee have happened to the boy who kicked him. He was, however “ROM LETTERS FR THE DIARY OF A BAD BOY. « ‘was forced into the best form of revenge which he could je THE PEOPLE. -— u der any c t . - = ~ cert A ms would say that nature had =n i Salt Water and German other be f aw g g N No less a nis th Napole: mm once expre Bahay iy ithat he himself had not kicked hard or ofter « : ay ‘What can 1d ‘complained after his fall that he had been spoiled by toc 4 ; rrlua ia [See ten ae , y ) parties in | saying ean 1 do your” The book from which the Newton paragraph is taker rs. Sof " |P. Shaler’s “The Masters of Fate.” 1! deals alt ogether FUN IN FONETIKS theraines of the world who have struggled against bod: ; Yhave won out with their minds. These persons * Some of/Josh Billings's “Sollum Thoughts.” disease and of maiming accident, or have be: desea Ges miane Peet STRIP | SRP LENG CN AA a which is frequ 4 Bet core ™ ¢ wt money; 8 1A & wekret known only i }Ghaler these notes a n ] | ; W nothing i } \ ’ & than two Know what etn't #e, } Gowper, the poet, combated both a weak body and a tendency ¢ a tey | A RORTE SS yee bt CNRS RR j Pascal, the creat French thinker, knew scarcely 2 day free { g t so | $5 } }his elghteenth year : Kk > " ses | H Ar ng; it te the crook tn a dogete | Pasteur, the ; ’ 4 the barn, hut the crook i thas I Vquences of a paralyt 4 4 A 5 Gray, the aut nack , H plexzure yu will find 4 compored oy one } witJect throughout L if tow do, do ite e; this tk the way to femen | Heine, the ¢ | . 1 bbe fF * bepiritual. marvels of litersr bshot from | Ww H. Pres other i at pohe el 01 k ked in the stomach t vm an on Hilness fent is a ste . w ix like okinning a new milch cow for the ing the hich Mrs, Shalt { yo in a kind ov “farewell benen our jae yut the kicking t ¢ ty y ; message of “The Masters of I Pca carta i ; natal are quite ofter ike hornets, verty blazy, but ahout what, the Lent whlch ds gust what dts setae, eb poe ee 1 Ata oe Hope ax tke wine on wind, @ §904 Way tow wit hw buts 1 » r ,