The evening world. Newspaper, August 9, 1906, Page 12

ye se WOT THE JOKE? ‘E COULDN'T CET Away SiR. "IS WIFE WON'T LET ‘im! bash Yana THE ENCLISH Know A JOKE — WHEN THEY SEE iT! « THE WORLD: THURSDAY EVENING, AUGUST 9, 10v0. THINK TEDDY THE GREATEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED * GLAD TO SEE A FIECE OF ICE oss ASKED HIM To HAVE A DRINKe®s_ New Summer Styles in British Humor Imported Free of Duty by Simeon Ford, : Just Back from a Trip Where He Studied John Bull on ’is Native ’Eath. SCORE SAVED BY POLICEAT. - FACTOR FIRE Tenement Adjoining Fills, With Smoke, Stupefy- ing Occupants. Fright. families, fra lock it Occur. station discovered Burning briskly tn by Sergeant Moylan Belson and Martin Short. @ fret tarnlly summons of the poll Fraok Fanger aml three children to a Diock away, he returned ‘ She others, There 2 men who got their opt thelr self control tenants, however, rus the wmoke-flied bh r 40. wet de Birangest that w oamber Gt them wer the vtreet to thelr they were (ound ts Rhe biting wood smoke ‘The Vittin squad of by Fangyr and a couple ante, went throug? the am te floor lierally vie. Whole Family Stupefied. thoor the entire famtty consisting On the sixth of Issac Starpin, parents and four cl > fied by the amoke. F am ¢otpanion, and, with « 4 arm, 4 to return. for ; forma of Starpin It was @ te q top of che aixtn the door from strug thd floor Were two un They of Mausice Smelloch to the stairway end ‘The policemen on thiy trip to tike apartment = Bernard Ria wife, pushing theo and picking up two of ‘Who were too terrified to mov ‘Three Giria Are Saved On the third landing they by men, to whom the meh twanaterred their Spain mounted 4b saw the unconscs into & heap. ‘BLIND PANIC FOLLOWS. Wany Locked Themselves in Their Rooms in Their For Every A Gowen families, made up of more, hundred members, became ai- ‘Prostrated vith femr to-day at) of a picture frame factory IM Floys street, wi living Im the me tenement @ themselves in out Fully « overcome by | weeited to Hare reacued by the police. house 414 not but was Blled with grest clouds of @moke trom the tinder-like woodwork te the biaging factory, Although ser-| @ral times it looked as if THIBDE ePrend to the tenement. ‘The tenants, however, fm danger of suffocation, but Blind panic two score of them seomad| Bea Breene, 86 feel sttest behind locked doors. ‘The factory, owned by Frank Faneer, ‘Who lives in the tenement, Structure of four stories William Ponlers of the Vernon avenue | bachelor ganerosity ‘Th the fire which the De turned in an alarm and wa and Bullding, at In their |Pourth avenue was a frame/ Policeman | mothers. bachelors mu: to tutn earth cemen was Afte® getting were seve families ed wild, Le, fight policemer dregniog out hers pr | Beasio Barker they made thelr way to the street, halt d his wife Janding. ‘Toe nv ity hinges. were dragwed stopred Bait @f, their courage, Quick! to a rear ‘The policemen crashed throue Us NgUree of ihree — the oldest ten years These they bad barely strength to Lirt, BUt by HK Geeperate effort they gor the: down two Mights, end then, sink fram the Uk Chet reamed WiVCh for them, they awrin remched the wen 90 exhausted ‘ Move, stagwered into the etrect i. aa jay World Wants moog | Wonders, Yai’ bee", odincas team gh 26 BACHELOR BABIES. ENJOY THE SEASHORE Happy Troop of Infants and Little Mothers on a Week's Outing. IMEANS LIFE TO THEM. “Tax” Paid Chi Is Taken from Sweltering City and Restored to Health. IMPORTANT POINTS IN NURSING BABIES. Frequent bathing Proper clothing Plenty of air Sieeping-rooms clean Feeding at regular intervals and at no other times, Give a drink of water now are then ingtead of. food when the baby cries. Bachelors, attention! A requiar brigade of thie did AMG wick Dadlew Terr the Taited Charities) Nttle mothers Twenty-second street and yeaterday morning for and you furnished the needed deah to give those litte ones a | healthful and happy outing. Twenty-six bachelor babies, with their It was the big thowtng of Evening World has been able to chronicle, And what fan army of expectant humanity It wes, It's no wonder the little mothers think at be the ni thought ard 1k TAA for They a when they were jrut ab Bea Breese, wt they ore going to have a whole week of happiness and NeAlth-«iving rest beside the es. A Happy Little Mother In the party Was one ttle mother |who waa abuiit the happiest girl in New York. Bhe was Lilly Cleary, and with haby Margarot Cleary in her arme she waa talking a Lirtexe us though : toiry te 1 < rise At inst kolog tw rem ll be pig waver trees and Hoe was « M. « w ‘ interes rw ratood or not. To k ies look tn. miething every bach- 0 1h DRT ee joyous prospect, wr tom @iwcomforts And powtive suffering se thelr datiy routine. Yestorday'a ig battalion of bachelor babies Was composed of Mary Rritt, Mari Cleary, Francis Filta, Catwertie Exther Singer Bux < Kelly, Wdith Murray a Morano, Frar s Alice Mu: Atty tw ening World's bache. sre _from two bechebene, euin at whee sateen: » tax Sends $5 Without » Letter. A bachelor friend of the bibles wend, wi st @ Jotter He mere: Re with rely signa Signe Himaelf “Bachelor Tax Ty the, Raitog af The Kyening World Jone obeck for of wich ” iw babies to 5 Hreems. jeans ours : BACHELOR All donations fo, tha an choaki be the Cashier ext “Pachulor Tas.” ie $5 From a Widow, To the Editor of The wernt: inclowed tnd hapa tor ade gay rae nck babies, From « widow. Mr CM, y, A Modest Contributor, marked * a Pensa natant |mo the Editor of ‘The Bvening Wort) and his wife, These Htewalty | ecine poor baby. 10 Ben" Brisas epee, @ragwed to the fourth landing, and then, |40 not publiah pa Sdrena JIT. ——— Wife Beater Kille Peacemaker DEPROIT, Mich. Aug. 9% —Waiter Folinaki, aged irty-fve, of Chene surge Inet Bight, Mot and Killed Jons ot) orn. at the forte nid eM wha Villnwks Crom beating | Hie atrumele for existence with all the| TWO PERFECT GENTLEMEN WILL AID BACHELOR TAX GOIN 9 Reese oF by a Fire | rreees dohn C. rer g Of. | \Macduff and Macbeth, Leghorn Roosters, Un- able to Lay On, or Lay at All, Will Give a Performance. | pia tisre eee e | ‘Two more perfect wentiomen have.) ke I couldn't get tne sea through be OBA RORpL she Bi heade at the start-off Bu « pande-«::prean segue ype r= aught what | was driviiag at lor Tex levied by The mold just mee their faces Hyat | tor the Deneft of the Sick Fat up with Inte lee: and they hopped i forming rooste and went ‘thro the trick They mre two performing ro * trying 10 tea n aa alick well-raised bachelors | as a weilstle. Nay, more than that, on the w fi It wad boautiful to sic by and watch viable ss iccntoamBerapdteae che) these roosters minds expand— fost Sheteiverer Eda beautiful. Why, after awhile they o nily ri =) so they'd tach es, other tricks. John C. Creigyton, » Macdufl—he's the viggest. one—would yin RC ts, ie F m to Macheth and say something " Nee a linend ded | 18 Jewhorn Tana ort of under his these > te x oa and Macheth's eyoa would gone, he har teered to give) brighten at, the ht and the next niet erformance with th in| SDA you knew thew two would de | eae ae cntewn parks, the ro | SNS through an original turn all of the aor their own, some fow think Macduff ta | coeds to go to the 8 Fund. Ded amarter ng ° more gaxgressive 1 be news t « who, and very quick in his iessone ‘hut aE wah be: Way re “lat Fou tot old Macbeth mete thing tn ren is have been commercial head and Ite there to stay A Female Impersonator. “Dut fast wait Those roosters be apprschatad.” Mr. (Cretan | himaeit low counedy relief to the more gerions work of hie performin ‘ waned tn a clowns Bull and ones 500 thom. | be meen to until “you have got to hip he oute up what people yr 4 | coming Jon * ok promoune te Sia ete | it inepiration and purpose. | kinds of didowa wich times we ntne Real Leghorn Actors, ‘ings ead fhetr 34 | lexnorn family |} | Macdumt ‘present ty almoat | 'f ine "i t| ¥y rty co-operation wiih 3h iy Walk a R oduotion of the materiall Jong distance tamplt tere into the products eet | fumping 1a auee, aha porn ty of] Jumping through two hoope ang ain. compact frame, being vo" Sone ste 1a ing, from the 1 ts @ that he je inclined to ma-| It ta kearned also t in jithe ground that he . to hia other larial tendencite in low " , a onner > jaye exes tke a house afire w A [del lever ne hagnens to be she. 8 the a’ fresn-jaia Jtor the family noteristica of the) ke ® framh-la vee ——— heroes of egeeined a ee Jobe Creighton, wh . FIGHTING HARD a ohn el dropped around to The Kvening World TO SAVE BABIES, ere — atthe wrote —anoD; Be wou |e OMtice Gomt Who le Always Bent ‘These are the days when The Prening Out to Give ‘Bm the Bolt Anawer, World's corps of physicians, who are , orn ie the man Whe figdting for Ant lives in the crowded the ora oie districts, have bad a atruggie almost to Absa " the death ofjoret Fir be It from me. sa | the eatin fen not ooking for |, Th Det weather lms made the suffers ae Crvighten “Fe mek eekly ing of these lite babias who are au! 0 r orme are ? Lee pl ay Phen he proceeded to |Jected to improper care more phint 1 pout tt than ever 4 " & In the last week the Bick Babies New Thing In Performe Fund doctors have vietied 6231 tai: ‘Three hundred end eihty-three toni 4 a sin OO vuolaaee, fe ends “but it wasn't uput | may STRIKE MAY CUT TEN IMPORTED LAUGHS BROUGHT BY “SIM” FORD a OFF MILK, FAUT AND EGG SUPPLY New York in Danger of} a Food Famine If Trouble Goes On. WANT INCREASE OF PAY. ion May Result in a Fam- ¢ of Perishable Food- stuffs. Here. The strike of nearly five hundred deckhands on Nort! River tugs spread age department of ised to af the 0} men t The sixty men In the Erie's lihterage tervice reported at the our to-! day, but refured to work, not in| sympathy n the striking deckhands, | but because of % tn their moi The E manded an increase wager of Mh a only & tow lighters with inexperienced freie’ ndlers. Should the deckhands now out on strike remain firm and ali t Age men in the Norv om atrike it te bels Heulty will be experten Manhattan wt Milk Supply in Danger. When the deck hands struck night {1 appeared tor a wh battan would have to go mK and oream and freah vesecebine to~ day. and that thoes p wpol in the Jersey yards. But the railroads huatied around and | y,) tuge the perishable nt from Jersey to the Manhattan notionaie rtered t night to fred ic to the ordinary be different t Pennsylvania Road All Right. sufficient independent transfor mo the strike wax not to-day, T morrow, howeyer. The Baltimore and ( bas only ten tuge regularly in rvice art Uy night ¥ coull operate only wwo. It Was sald Chey were hit harder by Poa airike than any other road. The Pe strike. Tar Tsuranes and benef\t er rangements with Ite men are sa wave kept thom at thelr The main and most important duty of act asa eae: on the deckhand is the oar floats, nidden. een which the we cratt, directing the man He is In effect the pilot, and upon vigilance depends the gatety of passage from port to port Ue man known ae the fret deckhand Is #0 a month, and of the secr Provides the) ond, or aft man, #5 for day work. Night! [men receive 55 and 8. Toe men ask and Hu for day work ghd $6 and 360 night work. The have every other Sunday off. In winter months the duty is continuous, —_—_ MILTON KELLOGG MISSING. Milton Kelloag, of No, % ( onvent ave rive # been missing from home since yesterday morning, He ts fourteen years old, five feet Gve inches in heig! weighs 1% pounds, and wore dark mixed mult and cap. Knore. and carelersnnah are rempon- sible for many of the tortures brought upon these helpless little beings In one home visited the doctor reports having found ® baby of thirteen months euing a pear, In another » baby alx wen months wee eating # banana In one hotne a mother wes tweding « five weeks-old chiki condensed mifk, « halt Yeaspoontul to DAME a wlame of water, Another Bick Beles’ Pued phywician of ning @nother house « child of eleven months was reports Imying found a baby months eating pretucla, In being fed on doughnuta In etill an- other & child of fourteen months waa eating green epples, and in another home a baby of twelve month was velng fed on #alt mackerwh Shout a year and a half ago that 1 Oe Of educathus roosters sak fy Be See us oa ments were visited and 671 #ick babies Uvaled Foe reciemkh toe gullerings Of ‘All donations to this fund should be] haure World, ' ease. then they have wo allp yivanin Is not affected by to He must watch the swirl Re the! urrents and keep his eye open for river At the wheel | Whan to slow, when to speed, when to sheer to starboard and when to port.| o¢ the East One Hundred and Kc Mtreet Station Jaat night and asked to the | be sent to the Cathollo Protectory re Brassia Madon~ io, 3% Kast One oh in summer the ts tertidlé when one realizes that | able to operate) If You Think Duty Ought to Have Been Paid Dragged Under Fender on on "Em Read "Em Over and Make Your Own Appraisal, Flere are ten frees, by Gimeon Ford. who arrived | from England on the Carona: er of jokes the Eng- have een misrepre- know & joke—when people. sented lab They ” @ with the English te impulsive, Why. some of them troubi that they are too thetr skyscrapers. fully five stones high, sprung up like century nts Boarcely has the moss grown on one story when ther most finished. h No. B. “Then you have the Chauffeur or motor-car Le he ls known there 1 muds an auto- Mowe uh once as Whe UCT OF P. Francis Murphy Me ts the orator with the patent adjustable tide Well, his chauffeur was @ wonder. When we uck « clear road be would set the machine for A speed of forty miles an hour, then be would fall back and go to sleep “1 know how you do itt 1 amid. “4 do ut you've talked him into s of comat™ mat ‘Leagh No. 4 inst | je sat Man- without Ite siuole would The pay of | forwant That reminds me of my meeting 1 was sit- © Hotel Cectt when & carriage érove up and out epped’a mont majeatic Mgure 1 Siver but nobody elme aid ‘After Bryan bad advertised Ne braska on the hotel register T spoke over @ bun and a cup the altuation ‘Tonqued to him, and discussed ont” = visitor asked. Mr. Ford. “Politics I may want the nomina, oroner myself some day.” Engiteh ae that ever Map Inaghe imported. duty | qult, Pell flat on the B Americans howled.” axh i A Did he really raid the Art League? y, that man nervous, Got no sense Woy, 1 euppose in my an REL winter T shall be some vetled 1 in Engiand tea ook at the break: ings! For @ toast and rolls. ‘em nice mings pte. rapple and watermeion and yn & hot mummer Aay ot years ago ow one afternoon my man ou had beer waa a should not do T took the hi always take my wife's hints. I went down on the Uttle pier, took up a meeaphons and shouted to that man—i who he was-and asked in and take a drink. He said he would, and the way that man ef his had to row wes a cauthin. hen he got here 1 said: ‘My n ts Ford, Bimeon Ford’ ‘I've heard of you.” he mld” "You are reported t be something of a joker, T hope this ta joke My ‘name is ( Cleveland.” Now wha: cou Of courve. every man has two kinda Thad to have the bottles cha a in « hurry © got the bea Lanah © 10, “When the night for the ooncert came round there wae the unas) oversupply of talent. After the ordeal was over I was called upon tO move @ vote of thanks to the per- formers! The usual collection had been taken for the English Sailors Orphan Asylum. I maid that |t seemed to me ai cellent example of reciprocity. ‘Tie Americans furnished the mc the Eng turninned the After the people the saloon Frank Dan went around among the | making them what they i | that “Bimeon Pord tello yt to tell yow that we saw | them, @ Sir John some t a iy ng over. I thought | ‘He's clever, deucediy clever, but id be « bright idea to “ay | vulgar.’ ad the Americans were to 'Quites richt,’ said Daniels He'n f ice, even | very much overrated ta ble own in a country,” “ARREST US; WE ARE ROBBERS!” SAID BOYS guilty conactencas, three Tormented hoys who confessed wheter gave themacives ts te robbing a to the p ‘They paid thay _w: Joa, eleven yeurs. of Hundred and Sixth direst; Charles Pa ternosere, twelve, of No. 3% East One Mundred and Bixth street, and Andrew Ligeia, ten, of No. dred and Sixth street Arm in arm they police station and confron walked Into 4 the sergeant. Charles Paternosere ected ae mpokesman. “Bergeant,” be said, manfully, “we Are robber and want to be arrested. On July 0 we robbed a gas meter at No. 36 Kast Hundred and F street of 10. One We #o_we bad to come here.” They were sent to-We Children’s Bo- clety rooms, 2 name TRY AGAIN TO SNEAK IN, BUT ARE HELD UP. ‘wo professional stowaways turned up i Nord America that docked to-day at the foot of Wast onthe La Velouchte Ii Thirty-dourth street On the second day out of Naples they wore found hiding in one of the lif boats, They pul up » Oght, and were wo vicious that they were locked in the vhip's atron« room. The men, who Inland to Dominica Galeotviansa and Dominige Borone. Dr, Kowal, the ebip's mu wald the men bave been arrested a ‘Toner were taken to Ellie times a4 slowaways. ay tried to en. lor the country as regular immigrants three years ago, but were excluded be- hey had & contegious e dipe h x6 Kast One Hun: | the itth @ Catholics and the good saints told vs we hud done wrong. it held for deportation, ara | ICE TRUST PROBE LIES IDLE TO-DAY The Orand Jury 414 not resume invewtigution inte the loe Trust to-day Thatriot-Attorney” Jerome ansiounced that no witnesses bad been caliot fot | to-day, but that reveral witnersea would be examined to-morrow “I have an idea,” he said, “that the Grand Jury will be ready to make «| Presentment on the matter of ioe some day next week. What it will be of course I gannot tell It was evident about the Criminal yorts Butltine that « report Was ex: pected verifying thu statements the Odwtrict-Attorney, that thery mortage of and that ao taming miaht be expected by the midd September, Baby Jackson, Brooklyn. N. ¥, For Bick Babies THERE I8-NOTHING Lik Imperial Granum The Unsweetened Food A. walural extract of wheat that ti onatiy digested by the most delicate Sowach And nourishes every part of the bad Yree from malt, suger aod More streogthening than (ariay oF other opreals, At Deumwste’, Trial alae, 250. Write, oall or (elephone for args seme od FREE, card, “evien J John Carle & Sons, 153 Water St,,N.Y, ‘Taiephons 690——John, "dred and Third street te the steapeat in CYCLIST CRUSHED BY TROLLEY CAA York's Steepesta4iti —Will Die. RODE INTO FLYING CAR. | Undertaker WhogTried to Snatch Body Whfle Man Still Breathed Kicked by Crowd. | | An unidentified dieyellst, eho waa um known to all except an undermker whe tried to snatch the body while yet alive, WAS terribly crushed’ to-day under the Wheels of & Lexington avenue one sear One Hundred and Third street ‘The car wns north-bound and was hounding down the grade when the bi- cyeliet cnume tn wight The block from One Hundred and Sscond to One Bun |New York, In the olden days, when |oveling wan the craze, it was donsidered ite a feat for wheelmen to climb the | hill, Teamsters have always given Ht o wide berth, In order to make the hii |trolley cars are given impetus In a run of several blocks and no attempt 1 ever | made to stop on the down grade, | When Motorman Joseph Feile paeed | over the brow of the hill to-day he saw | A mange a bicyole @ block wway just beginning the ascent, The wheelman spuried & few feet and then slowed up. In ofder to fegain bie headway, the man on the wheel swerved to the left intending to Uke & crtime-crosy path. Deapite the clanging of the oar bell, the Wheelman orossed directly tn front of the oar and in an inseant disappeared under the fender, accompanied by a cry of horror from passengers end apeota- tore on the street The car continued for hate @ block be fore ‘the “brakes finally lotked the wheels. A great crowd gathered and assinted In trying to get the vtotim out, "Get out of the way,” cried # man in clerical clothes, who pushed his way through the mass of struggling men, “Let me get tn there and TU et nim out “Who are yout’ Gemmnded the con- | ductor. ‘Me? I'm an undertaker. I know him and Til take the body.” When word was pamed slong that the man in under the car was @till alive, the ambitious undertaker was kioked | out of the crowd without ormmony, An ambulance took the victia to Har }lorm Hospital, where it was anid there | was no hope of recovery, The viet wae about thirty-three years old and well dressed. ‘The motorman wos taken to Harter Police Court an@ held w await the re- *uk of the man’a injuries, ee eeencimeeeeneinenne eiemmmmnennay | JAMES McGREERY & GO, Misses’ Suits. * Figured Lawn and Chambray Dresses, tucked and fine ished with lace, 3:75 White Lawn Dresses, fin- ished with embroidery. With long or half length 4 . sleeves, | 4-50 White, Washable Skirts, cir- cular models, | 1.50 Children’s plain white and | figured Lawn Dresses. 75° Twenty-third Street.