The evening world. Newspaper, August 9, 1906, Page 11

The Evening: World’ s Daiiy Magazine, oe . ee en See ne ee ae a Thursday, THE BROMIDE CLVB. THF ‘JOLLY’ GIRLS— THEY Win! By George MeManus —— 4 * By Roy L. MeCardetl, Tt Ta Bugoested the Addict m the Bromide Habit the Only Safe Way to Avold Phrase-Mongering and Fre 14 to Dispense with Worda Altogether During the Hot Weather, Acsording % words, th He te an ide Club 4 anak masit “Me mera of our B the scheme. One who mide. She © I ge! Henpeths nase (bat be reasoned with ahe only sneered sewrentully and toid hi and took some bromo It would be better We cannot a@viee this and stop mying hand word under en; o enthuriantio 8 t keep the world a-<moving. » maxim<naker bromided some years on ua to conceal ecome #0 fas us members of the Bromide Ctub are ANY wea i Bome have becon tid paites 4 ia deed our thoughts.” And talks too much fs @ fool, and he imbectie.” 5 ® propaganda of protest, If we tor pie q™ the home pleasanter for me 1 would be in it oftener! Jy married must he be a } have maybe youd @rink, What cow! To make home happy. to avoid domestic Aistenstiona and public brawls, sigs the Bromide pledge and stop using canned conversation ‘The following Bromides have been sent 4 to ate ordert 1088, nay Island is one of the anc relieve tn minding “My children bave @ot to “1 wouldn't take an automicr nd me we Tet wore Summer Playlets—-No. A RAID ON THE SUB-TREASURY.| By Nixola Greeley-Smith. Py Seene—-The mimmit oT Social Purtty, The Reaulator of New Yo paper, disconavlotely se MNANT OF COMM Morals d Phat's the in THE REGULATOR ¢ that make? Something sinone was All eight f gh. My bir m toy p rtarti¢ and @tuiry ac nerease of salary. Ha. By what Wonderful and. Ainaily that rt t * Better save my emmunit atrikestiust there we pot noticed Tatas Opes Bn oCocarional sliver cercificate whereon #hamelensiy faunted before our eyea? Met and @ woman wearing Costumes t Aapin ent and a6) I wil | ‘se goenible a paid the But thg the snake, not merely end put taat down. I've got that K REMNANT OF COMMON SENSE-~You know there hare ert!” Dikces in, the world.” they are under my toot! given to mel or MORALS an Comstoc ithe to hang tn might be demorahaed by them. tidn’t I thitnk of that? SENSE—We bave no Empress LON ” MORALS. rum, be, done. D If you tried to make L habit !@ to use the mouth merely be permitted. The best mide Wedge write us to suggest that we tnter nself “Henpecked writes thet his im with the same words nigit sfter You are a, pretty aight! If tt wasn’t for the oMdren Tf wouldn't stand ft a moment longer! You ought to be ashamed of yourself to come home in that to alt up waiting for you and worrying, thinking I was warned how f(t would be, tht I wouldn't 1 work myself to death to Keep our bome him set a good example nothing wrong with me except something I ate disagreed with mo! wen't been chewing cloves. It's toothache dropa! What difference dooy rin idea! Bo omwiveng Unmet Will Make te news pers boty for w wetky Aometieng that will bring me wr halary! that’s the clue. T tave it! | estes An idea aged upon the world) I'm pot eure Maybe I'd better raid it. But no: om for the grand blow which J wt! neerted ii Our Batunday envel- | aped Agures of tamalen are | ce man form in all its pols thé bill. Bhocking em). a that the $2 ft? If you had © husband ike some women I know mat T set the bow ant he intied me to nav « in by the recently eeftormed: XXIV, located somewhere in Jersey. orered reading the morning k declares the Kaiser ‘sty téutenants, and untae of vice have no business butting tnto our | AU the source of evth by Kitt & minute til 1 ow skinned a tile. s abeolutely nothing the ¢ bills or Anywhere elae..| man a princess trod: you bean tax sly) hat ori Matter with the pr # of the ha The § man doean't woar a Tuxedo t tuily dressed according to thelr THE ROL m OF MORALS—They timer. THE ¥OICE OF CONSCLENCE—Haven't heerfitly spending them for year and years? HE REGULATOR QF MORALS ‘pre Make? Something has to be done! Til wee fast ohip. On to the Sub-Treasury to-morr | “ | Phew! Ain’ it hot? | | trouble, Let us do away with tuk y it we use the game old et us stop 1 bwnting for e while. 1 hoki up a finger—two, Are words wi ht we wouldr re -brow American Bodlety of t because a man is mopping ma brow school reoms at art catalogue mn, Dut it wasn't Ole thing that will at conceived. grows | foate has a mas nous Shatuetul! ‘Toxmor. Wall-strest and @ pencil . but they are | and) ng those bh Aifference does that | wt German fellow M it takes my | HEALTH AND BEAUTY. By Margaret Hubbard Ayer. To Fill Out Hollows, ° 1 Stoehtsete- net, - would oa | aalde Caabioh c_9! Apnoea, Byte nu itn ble: a ol ry Mg quali: about It 4 omeary. You de not Mt the olniment whieh you therefore, I eannot give any dram. Apply nigh! | he formula to whiten the 1 grains: paraMne i extract of vanilla, 10 drop. Mix and 4p : To Keep Pimples Away. The best way 1 Keep pimples ) appearing constantly f* to tomove the cause, whatever 1 an internal ren Proportions Try} ary an J nf Ling fits of warm water bafare going t a pws. it na the fame dose in the morming you Will find it ato: on hak host promoting “tr 8 An Olly Skin, point Here ts a lotion for an olty Bleach for Maco and Hands, "| Han NE se cahserias Bere Ix the formula for fac X Blded two oF Khivun Limes daliy Diaiitied water, 1 pint; Jy eacetiont: @ulphate of i wy 3 de ‘ees lavender, | ‘ dsops) , pean / Derrea Ge CAREE EJ* ¥ ( have fv Venus wasn | Cuass: AND | TO THINK THEQP ARE Two OF You! | CRED Tet SET CACK [oH wit Heme CAP OINCE || ie _Y / Ow MANY HEARTS JN THe Same 7 "PSRALL Coun? THe ) ( . IM cone uP TO \ SEO THE JOLLY <iF \ |ANO Show THEM Asc_& [ \ | we TRICK OR 1M SOME TH — OF A YOU BROKEN Ir, + SAW YOU You How — LEnvVED HER! 7 ican s [ wiy.id oF ) 49 \| uigurep irl § TRG runttes LL a Two SucH TBR RNG THE) CHARMING ¢ \ wit MISS CREATURES < ete 4 ba | JONES! 7 WOULD Ring SUAFRAID ) CAvT yeee “ATH ME t | _ youre GIVE YOU D'S { LEMON AN’ Tete \ Too bey ¢ y, Fey. 39 ( YOURE sucn 5) ~ A FAVORITE fi WITH THE ts WOMEN MR Fy) ‘a CON, THAT WERE A\ mos 7 AFRAID eit lL ] wie than he JAMES HAZEN \L We ~ eee DT was ¥c Dominick, the Head Waiter : bat works here who happened i ndieringty read t “T've been think! one of the new rich vie tor people who are trying to wet on qoiet nthe -wortd atone Secent Mnes," ssid ominick the F fer this more- joew ni “What la the cause | the we oe Weather report. | watt on ot w trick thet! “The: 2 the {11 will of the brassy fellow bad been started had-beeen-to-oat, thet yee wen r * oink the ordering, | o fellow, who| bewun to kick sand & Ad-worked f and a Kiving an ex cap 4 of Fes : t the boy, whe 4 of money and © bankruy fn me of mennéra came in with a party for long 7 Ainner quiet bey got him to TM . me y Atarted In by announcing that. a» ‘ rig ne anh played on al tney wanted their onter quick, aud ¢ «l a big wad By T. 0. McGill wetting a he threw 1 coud warn hun, the ow Mi the Pare 4 kim a8 1Uch as posalbet sends fo “My Wife Won't Let Me!” « « # By RW. Taylor | (HERE KID! WIM A NICE. \ Away! TAKE ‘you WRETCH! iva KikL You! eae SF (RE CAREFUL WITH Bae NOW, AND (IVE See WALK Vy te , DON'T LET ( HERE Kip | THAT Doc By \ LE down \ Come Too Sig! \ A nce t ‘d Loot =. eee WHAT WAVE You DONE WITH 4 \PoOR kip no ONE BUT A BRUTE wouLD OWN i SUCH A BEAST! NO, T WONT KILL 2 OU, ooccie — MY WIFE ou ever get the Mee you find . August 9 + Who ted waited) | THE TRULY ROMANTIC GIRL, HE romantic gtr oeomsionally favors me with a letten I Tt iva pleasure te ses some romance once in awhile aye we don’t hawe too muh of ft. the @trln turn thetr omtural emotions loose at « Matinso or over & book, and haven't @ bit for thelr beaux or Sances. They get co that they can't display @ bit of fooling over anything on it ia Dehind the footligtite or between the covers of a book. The rea} things all ebom? them that actually newt some of thelr donsideration @on't wot tt ds of romantic thrills over the atwentures of Peart the An interesting Jove affair the mwagger eel~but look righ, t ‘ kup any romance? N ved yne reason f this te Chat it takes a great deal to move us to surprise, evan, es day at Is true, and @ thing that hae been regnrded as interesting yoars * has just mhout ceased to be of any actotnt now unlers tt nh be " A new way with changing sidelights. . © element creeping wild, even into natures of gtrle, and tt fe ‘ Jon! S# said about proposing these daya, and who should do it, & ; As tO De done Ih fttysneve eront-waya to i she tins ard something tke t age or ina book, the pro p real life bores her to denth. Man are not original enough to think wp we K new to ay that bas never heen heard before. They are all able to say standard three words that are neckasary, and the girl who can't et up har ¥ a tof that doesn't serve t€ oar them. jexed young people can 0b |She ds a Widow, advice on their tangied « by writing to Bet Vincent (Letters, for her, should be | x, but cout |padvessed to, BETTY. VING years, and am ening poat- | ew ns orld Post-Ofice Box iii, | te well-toto. Last year wha MS. niirncesramenemaidy | 8 * my vacation in the Cats 1 ° @ very nloe-looking man of nige Wants a Friend. “teen who has « position in « bank oar Detty [doth have loved each met, The other evening he k. I Gress well and have @ §04 pon ently at Shae maar bad ADY AM a youne girl and fairly good-look to me and #aM he would it FRR LO8 aN ME But.-soe he will come back and it often wonder why. Please at you dD ie Goce would it be wae for me te . t we unt] you eee seve a you Tink tat te weve 7 raelf alone. Remember that he se range before you are are you are K and Just when he tein prime you wi! an old worma | Her Parents Objected. in love with any one of th Must Wait for Sister. ear te ar fe AM domly in love with a young Indy HAVE been gcing with a girl « Nttls er house for sane time, I don’t anything more than a mers think ahe knows I love her: as IT never | fi y nffatr, which [ think was en@® ad the er An we tually agreeable. I had gone with ber are relatives, abe k that my before this, but her folka object sits are only through Sheed. and in waiting for the objections acta very frien®y with me, and [think | to be oVercothe I went a year with thi at she likes me As it is imposstble | otter girl 1 pave again asked the Sr» r me to wee her ox n the pres: | girl for her company, but she weernx ence of ber parents or other members) undecided, as they are both fast friends. ot the family, please let me know how | ond she thinks tt would be embarrassins show her at I leve her 4 | for her on ount of my going wit find out tf my love ts requrned, Mr t « yer, Is there any mother to her mother In cling that way abot: Tegard but the declined cannot lose her now thae 1 have " to discusa it on the sole ground that chance to go with, her, How should. , ‘i , let the other one know ot 0 fhe haw older an older winter who la not yar ft fhe Ot rT 4 we e you J would tell the girl ww the girl that you lowe her It t& pald attentions while pei tg to do * loves yo ag for the other all about i t to do. Lf abe loves you, every von tase tor the witaen is $4 4 be-aht Hat * tit to do ii sins oa niacin By Helen Stilwell. HE thing 4 particularly wants to; altion that she will do just the verr heve told all over town is prefaced thing one ever thought she'd 60; ana with, “Don't breathe thia to a lv that nde doxen gloriously MMogt ng soul cal BAG gxoellently Wsocmen ener Erm The man she loves the best {@ usually sons for doing it the last one to aumpeet It. oe he uses nine hundred and ninety-nine Standing Up S Sitting, you ak her what street is between SNATOR KNOX, of Penneylvanta, Bighteonth and Twentieth she will want Mike Naroleon, js mo giant, «ol, ad out what you want to know for unfortunat couples sh sont the , v in the Senste Chamber. Thefts is fly m discernible differences pleama betw bis powture standing and att anka you to ung down, On one ovcasion whem No matter can't Vice-President Fatrbanks's eye awegt coamber ho saw Mr, Knox with am s she beKind expectant Jook on bhe thee and ole hands full of papers, @aye the Phile- Ledger, The Preeident of the his brows endeavoring to her the @x-Attorney Gea ing up oF t betag heb his Gene aeRigtANt And Oke m Pennsytvantane mr att down ? The i Rinna President.” replied And—w bolts be © @enater from _Penntytvanial” you can saf a tcalmiy oxelaimed Mr, Pairbenks. May Manton's Daily Fashions re owe wt of the twentyrfo. Wked thie senson. eis end Child's Reefer—Pattern No, 804. eevee c terete armen Gall or vend by mall TUR RVENING, WORLD MAY MAB TON FASHION BLUVHAU, No. 2 Weat Twhgiytuted York, Send ¢ ente in oe r stampa for wach pattern ondared, 51 IMPORTANT Write pour name and wddrene phelniy, ame} siwaye epecity sine wanted. 4 See anaes 7 SP Sree ES MaRS Ht 4 a oT sdiaiapiil bi