The evening world. Newspaper, July 14, 1906, Page 9

i -_ POON DNDN HH oeeeve « “The Thaw case is being tried by & chorus girls, If they can't feta Broad- & Way engagement they are trying to sign 4 % for fifty cents a day as witnesses,’ ; abhee et bee CORMAN MAED IE MARANON HE profes ‘ oe ——_—__ . * SOME OF T — ate wete 4EM YES, BUT THERE'S a Rich MEN IS ‘ ire hee every AwFuL AND OTHER TH | tid." ald the NO Mistake! / \e PERFECT } \ 4 ' at san i mia ory) , GENTLE MEN 1 hear from + LAY] nde taking rreations on trot in the Land Furnished Rooms off the \ banks of Baked Proadw it's hader to get mook ur alter yeu cee re ” stands New they becaise 4 not ee SS The Evening World's OATH ORANG HHRNNTEEL HERR REOT ERED TE REO AMEE THE CHORUS GIRL— Daily Magazin HOOD ODS VERE MEME By R, W. Illustrated by So EDAD AGUNG TAH IG DONATES Oona: e, Saturday, July Roy I. McCardell. TAYLOR. LODHAAE ADEE SATEEN S HHDRHHHT 14, YOOB, “Dopey Admires Jerome because he has been told that he can smoke cigar- ettesin his sleep. Dopey has set the sofa afire five times trying to do it.”’ SO ok tt wasn't a scheme to arrest bim f Come NOW On AND BE EMAN! gain for alimony. “Dopey adtnires Diatriet-Attorney Jerome because he has been told that he can smoke cigarettes In bis sleem has set the sofa on fire five times tryipe te fo tt Knight sage tt igarett Thea reties burn like pani eare for them he e ain't no now t ‘be eat an Dopey says in (hit trast you. can’t highest 7 ite, wo he hin own olga’ plomatne poisoning Dopey war passed that will turers print o | what a in every cigarette. That what partly went down te District-Attorney’s office to aan about. He also wanted to got a peek at Jerome's “Smokes While He Sleeps’ brand. “He came back sulky, Distriet-At- torney Jerome was away on his va- cation, it being the busy season at his offtee, and when Dopey ventured to ask about the District-Atorney’s Night Watchman's Delights’ he was chucked out bod!ty and almost ip-~ } sulted “Mamma De Branscombe came bacll j all emiles, saying Assistant District- | Attorn@y Garvan waa a perfect gep- being afte wrapper tleman who only asked about other e v } people's pasts and treated her tke bp aga position and | a lady. t | “Amy anf Puss wafted fn Chief A j i Clerk Henneberry's office and thay . . both said he was perfectly lovely vo bs Young Roma them. He promised Puss Montgom- Sete tate at on ery every aid hia official capacity | could give you t tories wd could exert to send her husband, Mr, ! b out the perils of cheap ine } Maginnis, up for Iife tf he was ever = " > . [oun and tt coult be proved that c rar ¢ had put his money where she Me + eeteets fi on —Tavc on — | coutan' find ft. tt Btage ain e with ~ “Why didn’t I go there, too? Well, | ; F Aba ; - |T'm Uke Abie and Lowie—t don't 1 atuge, anit ; | like that sort of advertisin: thet's fot ne ilance calls “Jerome wat away on his vacation, it being the busy seaton, and when Oopey ventured to ask sbout the Distriot-Attceney’s ‘Night Watchman’s Delights,' he was chucked wut bodily and almost insulted!” |" “But it So on Aemrel fticeptalion to com n getting with a melodrama that spends M01) writing anonymous jiettere tothe | buay | was spoke. his promise not to prosecute when asked her to count tham out }a-young #ir} on the stage when she ze your crea shor * ank cart- {te mor je ‘. sibel DisitietcAtiornes’s office ie 7 ST] I = ate dileudn ethoceled and eho peatitated, | \¢ didn’t forget to take advan | tas a lot of lovely new photos and 5 | * 4 ca 4 mm may im attractive paper and os r Attorney's office signed t Mamma De Branscom and Amy When a coun letective ca ie eat “ . 7 tage of the situation, and, between bas to pass up a chance to get ‘ent rides what's jeft over on salaries. their names and present addresses, | Branscombe and Puss Montgom- jwith a subpoena upon Mamma De Dopey McKnight went along, be-| sir gets of hysterics and five faint-| tm the papers. Fj y \ n slwora tet the modern TY youve wondered why the -an4 offering to.tell all they know and Dopey McKnight was nil }qranscombe tt give her « palpitation. | cause Man De Branscombe #ay8) ing fits, got a promise of a good din- Why, they snap-shotted Dopey i © Decuuse her nose Thaw cane ie being tried by chorus Dut there’e heen a miscue some-| asked to come down and tell what |1 be § bygones be by-| No lady should be arrested without an| ber Out at teast one night a week | ashe was coming out, and two hours fs e real stuf girls you'll know now from what I'm | © The rome Orking knew | i + betray her for| escort, and she ca © any differ-| for the reat of her natural life. Jater. the picture was printed as a i ‘ Not f wit telling you that if they t get pebbabe : raters : t » fe nine raat ao tray her for Me ‘petween-a mibporns anda ware “Then she put on her black pea-| ‘mysterious young millionaire wig 4 ling “a ney can't get AD | like they thoug it would, Assist I keer out of it ecause | nothing it the is Mamma De | edhe: rs poes: ; . | COO Teather hat ants fresh-iaver-of testified as to threats,’ < enmagement on Broadway they are | ant District-Attorney Garvan sends| that wasn't my set. But Mamma De | Branscombe has been accused of | ¥@nt. Bhe knows Dopey don't mind. | complexton and went down to the| “And they weren't far off. Dopey Br} at's Why they prefer to tour trying to sign for 60 cents a day as} for "em first to find out tf they do! Branscombe talks about the case in | committing kleptomania, and every | She telephomed to Abie Wogglebaum | District-Attorney’s office on a ‘Lis-| McKnight isn't © mysterious young the agencies for a town engagement. witnesses know anything. | ner sleep, and every dinner party | time she meets a heavy-set stranger pe tet ieee = inser rs as et a sill Seaham S uae tae yudiaowepissis) and, failing [a tt, # 6 RT =4 ; Some girls that _— “we tn | “Why, down in Centre street looks) ste ever butted into whe Hentifies as | with tHrick-w ied shoes she Thinks the | ihat sort of notoriety —waan't-a-goad fibe had no trouble to get Dopey, “Isn't he always smoking the little te» death rather than take the road! vited ont to dinner In four yenrs te! tree Mrs. ernander's agency ona an orgie at whieh aang) ant words’ manager of the store has renigged on advert! dvertisement for thelr to go along after she had convinced} paper pipee tt " | Summer Playlets. —No. II. THE VELVET HAND BEHIND THE QUiLL. THE “EXPRESSION HABIT” AND HOW TO ‘BREAK IT. To Make Sure They’ re Unspoiled Teddy Eats Em Hard-Boiled. teeeemertn tote tp enact | B harles R. Barnes. By Nixola Greeley-Smith | } yc il - - Beane: The country place on the Hudson of the great American anthor. & Mbrary with wide wind pening on a piasza fronting @ award sloping gen- [The Tesiteet Rat nim telee Theme shih ore wrone he ante to right ‘se. tly to the water's edge serila aud the author, not targe and shaggy and | Por hewaxtast ho mate herd balled epse—ne fenay flare for his —News Item 4 leonine ha rtally presnppowed hive, but middle-aged and well-groomed | Chorus of Adméreras. 9 vf npewrn mpolutingly tame, end ; aid ou taupe. polntingly tame, J N what does this, our Caesar f P ; 2 sp ‘That he hae grown so @reat? sae : rk We : yet ou Main herd botied eggs? Then he ur ; ; | Bach morning, halt « crate! 4 nout a ¢ ee ed weather, vem Author (warlls< he's 86. Ven ‘ i Onicags Meatred Poputaos. . . SIS youn.chz7 <P TRIANGLE OF COURT 4 ” sf F = ¥ Fan Mnow—the tender wus MaBSs Oe RAISING PUASSIE: BOR CRONE Le magnitude of appetite sonatas 7 THR BROWS x Ts any sort of clue tN : ‘ Cursret of : cd isn 4 Shick tha wemamt Wein t6 7 =e SURE FiomeERR To thie cur Canme'e gremtness, then ‘i w an ygrer CRRAthE ELIMINATE WRINILES We think he saye “bol twoi"* ss eee eg MOUTE CORNERS 3 The Scribe (edly to herself)—Too bad we can't print t me af t — iieds sé seni . dich aaa Soto dy Loed. "ie re fxn been so u eatis , twill | Where mental re ‘ to brine | Ifo AiAn't Ithee the acid, bade, + Kalhor WWaRIng_TROTRNANTI=tt-w-poor-cid_-euperae: + 5 eantract- tt : xpresians ueht; | thet e ‘That trickied trom the beef, e ato lift his hed trom Ble t t de * a trivial causes aite * 6yes, & OR An4 to the hwetous berd-boiled ess for a mit an op gentiaeas or. s - is * , He curned for gutok relief. 4 ‘ wort, replying b sfigures 2 women in our ae t ‘ pica son roatiing of newer bm the plasm) Jeveryday life nor contributes toe on ot tt 7 a ow x TA’ Packers (ustde—chuckling.) ta Author # volre—W ‘ wer her |wrinklen as the constant practice of! al iy and there * \ * Scream has already p hed a rel contoruing the features w in Let fon ugar To, ho, ho, ho, and tee hee heet ry from abd w ght perhaps you were not exactly quoted. Her *' | versatior w ne 4 : . ee ‘This joke te simply grand; sled ea “ is becomes violently red 1 yp u the adelphia 48 adietes She tne “eagressic Tt's tan to ane the egpiets are wee h-boR pace the fi es Intamoue! Hete#o-and | ua at a —~———— mee : Hace vente The plokled-storags brand! i vod At heal at t twill be worth $00 to you, IF wit e nai-3 ‘ any long . mi and begin. Are you rendy? HOME HINTS LETTERS FROM = coh ere SB iat Reger lend po I, | 4» THE PEOPLE. May Manton’s Daily Fashions , m the piaesa.) New Engtard Pudding, | SARE : t 1 7 inue. (Dieta ) He is now apharentiy determined to ste of baking mrwder sft } : . K thie | ; the = Sorene > . ‘ sl a a bing eal? Be sure they print that. (Phe dic-| twice Now cteam toxetoer one-st THE LOVER WHO FINDS FAULT. vA e * me Skirt Wn att mxoeed ‘ ; tinues for ten minatda the anthers mounting indignation lescenwion | 3 cup of sugar and one tablerp’ sph WB grt who m t nial gl r aha inete acre out Jort a run and his vituperation growing Mercer and | % Dutter, and when they are smooth ff tredied ber after fow days’ hat WS | and deattwhle on flercer no’ r and more pointed warnings from the piasza The jad@ one egy: ‘Thin shin mixture with | . Visit to Newy a - Alder Nine wee we aa enowing ail the wile that professions! ethics | One-balt cupft of mi and sduson with eine wround. F fountain’ | great would not permit mM of It to get into print.) Ohe-NGM Baltepronfui of eatt Make a, It doesn't seem pe th me of wipe - sein teriale and a great ‘The Author (cancluding)—Liar # thief! Have you got that? coke batter by adding the flour and ‘an be played li real Hh * = many figures. kn Volee (sweet but ominous, from the plaesa)—Wilam! Daking Nowder And turn Into a rather Rveryhody who seca t bain ne a ; une hagas aaa ideas The Author starting gulltily)-Excuse me a thoment. ‘That's Mra, Simmons | deeb oblong tin. Bake in a momerate ates i arrte ieaete air vai Wok a inetite: = Birr agli pale hogan atrald she—— (Exit haatily to the piagsa.) Sl oven for twenty-five mimites and serve a man, wile he was away, saw r ats ‘ sine 2 with trimming — 0 In the five minutes that enaue the scribe amilingly, bids a long farewell to the | hot with sauce. | his a +9 Leabrenee! four oF five aad Ff aie ads ion] Ng io interesting MA, the Impending fate of which she Ix perfectly aware thome fait ~ ! Then reenter @ chastened and divtinetly ruefal author Lemon Sauce, 4 ex seston small amount of a¢ fe ane = fe j ky ut it ls ‘Author—Would you let me have that a Sccinuted hbk oon: Ace IX one tablesnoonfil of dornstarch | dress was h more useful and valuable to him, because the Adds New Horror 10 Trust Simmons thinke—that in T have con-luded—to elimiante ail personatities trom in a Mette cold water and stir into) not even have noticed bim. edi ealta-W | . Lend me your pencif, (He slashes at it viciously for several mio. two cupfula of boiling water, To Yet he began criticiwing and finding fwuott witt A oaking dtengreeaties vgs | ments.) his odd three-quarters of a ap of] Gueations, & ting her feelings and making a fo ” . | « ‘The Seribe—If there Te ao much as your ograph left, Mr. Stmmona, 7| sum And beat with a spoon until the When & sum perron comes across an “ - . | white a would like to have tt glear. Next pu te in calculated to Jar them slightly. How that idk ' ” alee Tie Author—Certaihly, Tm afraid that's all there te left. Think of It! Five re a utter And Ane Lage CE Goel) ae net © Tee Men nenen aie 9 a i ‘ i ollars’ of MS, destroyed. B: 6 On ” nl of lemon futee and ough to! he| Put he does ns] o Rvening * hundred dollars’ worth of MS, destroyed. But 1 always did hate personalith : tl ready for use| If he was the only pig of this kinal I wouldn't toe ssh bes Ite as 2 onead-s = cre? ere enema ie ‘eat served hot, and| UP but he has ¢ ny: A HEALTH AND BEAUTY. ot bone waters * rina “ar small quanthy of boiling water, | They Habe No Chaperone. nice - . 5 By Mergeret Hubbard Ayer. Apple Cornstarch. fee vag | onthe 7 ARE aed core half a dozen apples yx) spss t M. M The Labor-Saving Yostal | very ke * a Blaokheads, | Needs a Depilatory. P and Wi tender In one «inet roti nt deka n tos Rack af w st <dadlan cwet iam of water and half a cupfal of Se iegh Nor “ “ y one of the nto this the juloe ol “ Fo alg , spoge itowitidip FOOA deyildtories now on the | sumer, Mirae i cre eaten nant ait | of ue lane a eweett we noe t ‘ keep ie nose Market: or. if vou preter, tre |® wmon. Before sie apples ‘ose: helt!” ona peron and A * ‘ or of diackhenda! 6. Barium gulphide, 8. I TY | abipe, but WH oAre thet “they A Rochelle. | tak u i i. ulphide, grains; pow-| | through, Uft them fram the " ay oi Rees ESS cared shai, 408 gralng. Mix with water. | OEM Ye ye bolted gud place! You must et eo alone vou need 8! Where Was He? , | ™ roglog lpn aust be Absolutely | icy in. wh they are detie@ and . & Ar Retty ee : ry aft ect when it ts mixed e dish om wR th 4M in} wit ve A ' ° place on th ney s ; With the chalk, Enough water should | Det, oe sarved. Boll down the syrup, Why Is He Cool? fio nighta es ' et Bane Dee oe) ; waist meagre be afterward added to make @ thin| geicn ds left to alt Me quantity and| pear he was suing aT a Paste. thidKen wh obe tablespoonful of corn.| p HA WE been in love with a fellow kins F i Z a Py hie aya 9 ; nate THE VEN No WORLD MAY MAN- starch molatened in 0 little cold water, take me out, Bo ve Comssilate Iwner oF Agent 1 y Atiow thin to cook until clear, and after Y BOE AOUE! foe got MMe did not ative TON KASHI aL D West Twenty-third street, New k removing from the fire add one toa-|& week Ago, when he went AWAY for! foe failing to meat me, F Tu the Bed he “Ww York, Bend tan s te coln er stamps for esmh pattern ordered, Le 4 ot Bavoring and pour| a tow day Me returned and did not) at hin oe fo, know 1 tn mw fat near me certain people sing IMPORTANT—Write your name end addres plainly, ané word. What abati | do? nd play on the piano until part anid on me on 0 hie bouse. Dy Rat Rott “y Ba sont me & very cae be nhoppedt 7