The evening world. Newspaper, April 19, 1906, Page 17

z The Evening World’s Home Magazine Evening, PUNK AND BUNK. By Roy L. McCardell. Pp’: and Bunk were the sons of Smug, cousins of Do and Dull. Punk talked platitudes all the day and alded Bunk to cull mankind with the good old games of graft in vogue since time began; and they wore frock coats and high silk hats, and cadged on the respectable plan. And whenever a thing was stolen by Bunk by trick or scheming & Punk spoke up of “vested rights,” with a most engaging smile. Bunk was director in high firtance; of his skill and worth; they kept straight f: places, to laugh in the House of Mirth. Punk and Bunk were respectable mon, and they told {t o'er and o'er, Bunk controlled the Jockey Club and he started a poolroom war. Punk yiewed with alarm the terrible harm that was by gambling done, alac ‘And Bunk cut all the poolroom wires—so you could only bet at his track! Dunk owned statesmen far and near; Punk told them what to say; they talked like P nd worked for Bunk, and they do unto this da; And when the d ik and Bunk were shown up without stl Bunk grew frightened and hid his head, but Punk rushed Into print. How he talked of the muck-rake men and their wild vituperat “Build up,” sald Punk, “and don't tez Punk told s in publ putations n with Bunk on the spolls of privileged ¢: d und pretense and argued with P: town, respectable r All of the folk ¥ rushed to the defense craft. of fra rose at the dinners oD follow the ruck of prosperous mer railad at the “harpy 1 revel in muck like ! ‘pre fonal expose the District-Attor 1 we Meanwhile battening on week he em! “Um ready, ona couch that es in his shriek, a It; but steady at Jefferson dinner: nnolent on oun Punk. And all the Q talked in the same old strain “Je ffersonian Principle and were cheered and cheered again. knew what thc i ples and not y tried to tell, so tho of Punk help the games of Bi und perhaps it 1s just as wel SPREE toa The | Language of the Wink sion of this speech. right eyelid, of He and Suppose you you do vi ea rou! HEART ara TONE PAGE sarees, ©? WOMEN Nixola Greeley Smith IF WOMEN BECAME EXTINCT. By NIECE Greeley- Smith: extin t her me: respect for an individual that keeps us mass. jarks by women tha from u lam t been rene ature future tod to have bes ‘omale nness. Now for feminine nh New York family wanted to that she had acau * having vertheless © the sale rbilts indig missaries were sent But !t was no use. from the latt am! Do yo: thi Now, for the t epidemic forgets who I ono woman to another tn decimated the rinks of te tok rd you've been out and your attractions "t snapped you up!" e would send Joy to the pessimistic soul of Schopen- “We have one woman mean enough to boast o doing" a poor sowing woman by making her work overtimo, and another interesting parvenue Geclintng a “second-hand” horse. Considering them and a thourand others we must all recall, and the small- nem and meanness they exemplify, we can only be-thankful that men too have similar small kinks in their dispositions, yet marvel at the masculine of marriage that had recently of the number of yea pity that s body has ef woman's amazing meanne: ee + +- BETTY’S BALM FOR LOVERS. SRAIpAGpISEEA/GOLST AGRI CREA | Would do anything to please her. Now, the only hat trouble: PUR aL AL oN td only thing that troubles mo {ts that aire by writing Bett: ters for her should be addressed to BETTY, Evening World, Post-Omoe box 1,354, New York. s ® oe He Dances with Her. | Dear Betty: AM io love with @ young man. He dances with me, but does not ask me to go out. I would lke him to fot Soquaintod with mo very much, Kindly mo whit oblige, at thnes sho is very pleasant and agrec- able towards me, and then aguin at times she acts as {f my company bored her, I would do anything to win this young Indy's love. W. 8 Talk to her all the timo about pretty she ts and ow much you ad- rire her and how much other. girls |envy her and you will never bore ner. He Is Bow-Legged. | Dear Betty: At 8 young. man end how have | Teatures, id like to keep v You oan do noiting except bo very| | Pany with a yx es jady 1 know, but sho and er girl eli me they agreeable to the young man when you!” Gon't’ tke me because am bow. do see him. logged, which Isa . though my mis- fortune, ul He Seems to Bore Her, Dear Barty: AM a young man ninotecn yonrs of| y v5, 4g, About four months ayo I met oung lady at a sociable to whom T have taken a groat liking, I have Deon to this youn; ban toe sired a ny ptwaye been taken thin out ner, tole, | f nave where are patent devices for cor A a lady to the theatre ing thts aster Tas had’ Letied aslont t ues Of apiusemept and one of them, — and) drops | € Thursday_ ‘BUDGER, the ‘Want-to- Bee eae Tee = WANT TORE A Conbuc TOR! suddenly Budger fownd himself woaring a lovely blue and gold unl- form and taking fares. One fresh passenger wouldn't give up a nickel. He cald he'd already pald; but Budger—— Budger saw a lordly car conductor. he cried. “It's youre for the taking,’ answered Make-Bclleve. “That's the Job for me!” He | touched Budger with his magic wand and- snatchee him from his seat, rushed him to the door and hurled him off the platform. “It’ fine to be a conductor!” he chuckled as he went back to the door and. shouted “All out! End of the line!’ While he was waiting for the car to start on Its return trip he became intcrested In a game of base- ball in tne next fleld—— { Vive oein STAN OING How and when the cat to take his pl. back. So he—— got behind the bat and picked off red-hot flies In beautiful shape. Meanwhile quite a crowd collected walting for the car to start. The | motorman walted on the conductor's signal, but—— cher sprained two fingers Budger gladly consented There'd ve plenty of time before tho par started b the conductor was too busy to think of anything so tame as a trolley car. “This Is an outrage!" snorted one fat gentleman. “I'll telephone for the Inspectoriit ’ He did; and—— the Inspector selzed upon Budger, Sirenscuuns) nr with awful penal- ties. Budger was giving way to despalr Make-Believe kindly wofted him home, ‘f By F. G. Long. (WATCH The) SPARK-( EX peed { DONT Your WORRY. psn Be). | SM NONNIE! You. wy I MUST HAVE (AN AUTOMOGILE, Tasceuiye {REASON j UMARRY ME el GARAGE a ans | THE) LADY THIS} {they zi FETCH April | Arnold Daly and Crystal un ina met, There's! of them. Mr. sek by atanc ageous spirit After the wreck Island and used by “Mra he is #tiil on his feet. ¥ @ good actor dowa, purt happens to be Irish—and Daly happens to be both ns and the Man," at the Lyrt interest! Herne, Act. 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